Falling For The Nanny - Full Movie
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00:00:00All right, Ms. Emmy Brooks, I think now that we're officially past formalities, tell me
00:00:12what's next for you.
00:00:13This town doesn't go bankrupt.
00:00:14Hey!
00:00:15I'm thinking about starting my event planning business here.
00:00:19Yeah?
00:00:20In the middle of nowhere, Alaska?
00:00:26I'm sorry, are y'all together?
00:00:29Like a couple?
00:00:30No.
00:00:31We're not.
00:00:32Anna, why are you here?
00:00:33Wade and I are getting back together again.
00:00:34Why don't I believe you?
00:00:35Don't worry about it.
00:00:36You don't have to.
00:00:37If she weren't here, I would be screaming at you right now.
00:00:38What are you doing, Francie?
00:00:39You're seriously fucked up!
00:00:40Whoa!
00:00:41I saved you from that douchebag and I'm fucked up?
00:00:42Looks like Hazel's out of a nanny.
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00:01:54From KRBI News, this is Charlie Daniels.
00:02:10Hey, Wade.
00:02:11Sorry to call so late.
00:02:13I know you're probably tucking Hazel in.
00:02:15Don't need to call back tonight.
00:02:17But, uh, look, listen.
00:02:19We're sure you saw the news tonight.
00:02:21Tough stuff.
00:02:22Everyone's going to have to work extra hours and weekends indefinitely to help put this town back in the black.
00:02:29I empathize with your situation.
00:02:31I really do.
00:02:33And I'll be honest.
00:02:35I don't know if we can keep you on if you can't make this work.
00:02:39If not, I understand.
00:02:41But payroll being thin as it is already, I'll have to replace you.
00:02:45Ain't gonna.
00:02:46Not to you, Mom.
00:02:52I need to get you a nanny.
00:02:54Like Nolan and Emily?
00:02:56Yeah.
00:02:57Sure.
00:02:58Like our neighbors.
00:02:59But...
00:03:00This person will have to watch you more than Nolan and Emily do sometimes.
00:03:06This person...
00:03:08Might need to come live with us.
00:03:11For a little bit.
00:03:12Yeah, but only if I can interview them, too.
00:03:15Deal.
00:03:17Alright.
00:03:18I think it's time to start getting ready for bed.
00:03:20Dad, can we go out for ice cream?
00:03:23Please?
00:03:25I'm not even tired yet.
00:03:27Alright.
00:03:28Go get your jacket.
00:03:29You know the deal.
00:03:34Hey, Diane.
00:03:35We'll take the usual.
00:03:36Wow.
00:03:37I mean, Diane is stunning and all, but last time I checked, I could be your daughter.
00:03:42I am so sorry.
00:03:44I thought you were...
00:03:45Diane.
00:03:46Yeah.
00:03:47I'm covering for her tonight.
00:03:48Grandma duty.
00:03:49I'm Emmy.
00:03:50Nice to meet you, Emmy.
00:03:51I'm Wade, and this is my daughter.
00:03:53I'm Hazel.
00:03:54Well, hi there, Hazel.
00:03:56Aren't you adorable?
00:03:57Thanks.
00:03:58So are you.
00:04:00I haven't seen you here before.
00:04:01Oh, I'm new in town from Seattle.
00:04:04Ah.
00:04:05Welcome.
00:04:06Thanks.
00:04:07How are you liking it?
00:04:08Too soon to tell?
00:04:09It certainly is stunning.
00:04:11Certainly is.
00:04:13So, what'll you have?
00:04:15An ice cream sundae.
00:04:17Hazel?
00:04:18What did we say?
00:04:19Ready for you.
00:04:22Coming right up.
00:04:23I know we'll make it right.
00:04:27We've been here before.
00:04:34I know we'll go...
00:04:35So, anything else?
00:04:37Um, no.
00:04:39Just a check, please.
00:04:40Oh, it's on the house.
00:04:42Are you sure?
00:04:43We are secrets.
00:04:45Daddy, I like her.
00:04:49You've got me on my knees.
00:04:55And so, getting laid off from a job that I hated,
00:04:59plus a nasty breakup.
00:05:01How cliche, I know.
00:05:03Ultimately, that's what brought me here.
00:05:05So, completely fresh start in a new freezing cold town
00:05:10in the middle of winter.
00:05:12Very brave.
00:05:14I admire that.
00:05:15Well, thank you.
00:05:16Let me guess.
00:05:18Well, you definitely use your hands for work.
00:05:21Lumberjack.
00:05:23Fisherman.
00:05:25Is it that obvious?
00:05:27No way.
00:05:28Really? Which one?
00:05:30Both.
00:05:32And no ring?
00:05:34Oh, uh...
00:05:35Sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:05:38It's okay.
00:05:40I mean, any woman would be lucky to be with you.
00:05:44You're hot.
00:05:46Handy.
00:05:47You're an amazing girl, Dad.
00:05:49I mean, what's not to love?
00:05:52And right back at you.
00:05:54You're smart.
00:05:55You're beautiful.
00:05:57You're so full of personality.
00:05:59Who wouldn't want to be with you?
00:06:02That guy who broke your heart?
00:06:04Clearly a huge loser.
00:06:06So, uh...
00:06:08I don't know if you've heard, but
00:06:11my ring harbors in a bit of fiscal trouble.
00:06:14Yeah.
00:06:15I was just talking about that with a regular.
00:06:17Yeah, so, uh...
00:06:19Long story short, because of that...
00:06:24I guess what I'm not so eloquently asking is, um...
00:06:29Are you good with kids?
00:06:30Are you good with kids?
00:06:32Yes.
00:06:33Very good with kids.
00:06:35I was wondering...
00:06:37And this is completely out of nowhere.
00:06:40I know.
00:06:41But would you possibly be interested in being Hazel's live-in nanny?
00:06:47Wow!
00:06:48Yeah, I'm sorry, never mind.
00:06:50I fully get that we just met and that was super weird of me.
00:06:54And who knows, maybe you secretly hate kids and...
00:06:57I'd love to.
00:06:58I don't think you're qualified.
00:06:59What?
00:07:00I'd love to be Hazel's nanny.
00:07:01How lived-in are we talking, though?
00:07:04Just when I need to work some overnighters or weekends.
00:07:07It's not full-time or anything.
00:07:09And I have a really big spare room.
00:07:11Well, spare wing, really.
00:07:13That works for me.
00:07:15Lord knows I need all the extra money I can get right now.
00:07:17Ah!
00:07:18So it's just about the money for you, then?
00:07:21Yes.
00:07:22I am all about the money wave.
00:07:25I mean, I'm waitressing for the 401K.
00:07:27No, I'm messing with you.
00:07:29I love kids.
00:07:30And, for what it's worth, I am indeed qualified.
00:07:34I used to have a babysitting side hustle for years.
00:07:37Hmm.
00:07:38What are the odds?
00:07:40Plus, I mean, Hazel's absolutely adorable.
00:07:44I'm kind of offended you took that money comment so serious.
00:07:47Well, I... this is... you have no idea how nervous I was.
00:07:51Oh.
00:07:52I have an idea.
00:07:53Was it that obvious?
00:07:54Yeah, you're practically shaking.
00:07:56I thought, do I need an earthquake kit in Alaska?
00:08:00That obvious, huh?
00:08:02But, yes, you most definitely need to get one of those.
00:08:07What else do I need to know?
00:08:09About me or Alaska?
00:08:12Oh.
00:08:13I'll tell you more over dinner one night?
00:08:17Wade.
00:08:18Hawkins.
00:08:19Wade Hawkins.
00:08:24Are you asking me out on a date?
00:08:26Yeah.
00:08:27Yeah, I am.
00:08:29Emmy...
00:08:30Brooks.
00:08:31Emmy Brooks.
00:08:33So, do you accept?
00:08:35Do I accept your date proposal?
00:08:37What is this, a job offer?
00:08:39Yeah, well, that actually happened, too.
00:08:41In that case, boss.
00:08:43Oh, no, please, that's... this is so weird.
00:08:47When do I start?
00:08:48Is that a yes to the date?
00:08:51Yes.
00:08:52Duh.
00:08:53I should probably give her my number then, huh?
00:08:55Well, only if you put it in as hot, Wade.
00:08:58Deal.
00:09:02Okay, Miss Emmy.
00:09:04Miss Hazel.
00:09:05Can you tell me why you're the nanny for this job?
00:09:08Well, as your nanny, I'm a firm believer in candy and ice cream.
00:09:12Really?
00:09:14Yeah, and staying up late.
00:09:16In good reason, of course.
00:09:18My dad doesn't let me do either of those things.
00:09:21Well, it wouldn't be an everyday thing.
00:09:23But, you're only a kid.
00:09:25I'm not a kid.
00:09:27Well, it wouldn't be an everyday thing.
00:09:30But, you're only a kid once, right?
00:09:32Live a little.
00:09:33Yeah, you're right.
00:09:34Live a little.
00:09:36So, Miss Hazel, do I have the job?
00:09:39That depends.
00:09:41Can I have some candy?
00:09:42And stay up late tonight?
00:09:44I want to watch Ratatouille.
00:09:47Yeah.
00:09:48Yeah, okay.
00:09:49Let's do it.
00:09:51Only because you have good taste in movies.
00:09:54Yay!
00:09:58Hazel, it's way past your bedtime.
00:10:01What are you still doing up?
00:10:03Hey, Wade, you're back early.
00:10:05No.
00:10:06No, I'm not.
00:10:07It's late.
00:10:08It's very late.
00:10:10Now, I'm going to attempt to get a sugar-laced child to bed,
00:10:12and then you and I are going to have a little chat.
00:10:17That's so funny.
00:10:20This may not be a match after all.
00:10:26Emmy, I'm not sure what happened tonight,
00:10:29but I think I have an idea, and I just want to make myself very clear.
00:10:34I know, Wade.
00:10:36I'm so sorry.
00:10:37Uh-uh.
00:10:38Let me finish.
00:10:39Please.
00:10:40What happened tonight was not okay.
00:10:43I think you know that.
00:10:45What happened tonight was not okay.
00:10:48I think you know that.
00:10:49Hazel is my daughter, and under my roof, you play by my rules.
00:10:54Yes.
00:10:55You have something you want to say?
00:10:57It's just, I feel like you have Hazel on a very tight leash.
00:11:02You did not just tell me how to parent.
00:11:05Do you have a child?
00:11:07No, not yet.
00:11:08Then you don't have an opinion on the matter.
00:11:11This cannot happen again.
00:11:14Are we clear?
00:11:16Yes.
00:11:18Have you ever been a nanny before, or do you lie about that?
00:11:22I don't like what you're implying.
00:11:24You know what, Wade?
00:11:25You are being very rude right now, and quite frankly,
00:11:27I'm not just going to lay down and play dead.
00:11:30I'm sorry, okay?
00:11:32What I did tonight, it wasn't cool,
00:11:33but you do not get to talk to me like I am a child.
00:11:36Then don't fucking act like one.
00:11:40Hazel, we'll see you the same time tomorrow.
00:11:43Good night.
00:11:57Hi.
00:11:58Hello.
00:12:00You okay?
00:12:01Yeah.
00:12:02Why wouldn't I be?
00:12:04Oh, I don't know.
00:12:06I mean, I guess I didn't really take you for a runner.
00:12:09Especially in an Alaskan winter.
00:12:11Yeah, well, I didn't take you for such a dick.
00:12:14Excuse me?
00:12:15Too much?
00:12:16Yeah, too much.
00:12:19Well, to answer your question, running helps me think.
00:12:23After all, we're all running from something, aren't we?
00:12:30Look, I mean, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:12:36It's just...
00:12:39It's hard for me to let go of control, you know?
00:12:42Hazel and I are...
00:12:44We're usually inseparable.
00:12:47It's cool.
00:12:48Yeah?
00:12:50Yeah.
00:12:52Or I don't, and it's just the adorableness talking.
00:12:59Are you okay?
00:13:00Yeah.
00:13:01Didn't know I had to invest in a park.
00:13:03I don't live here.
00:13:04Well, I mean, yeah, we're in Alaska, so...
00:13:07Are we?
00:13:08Noted.
00:13:11But we're, uh...
00:13:13We're good?
00:13:14Yeah.
00:13:16We're good.
00:13:21Do you want me to drive you home?
00:13:23You know, warm up?
00:13:24No can do, Wade.
00:13:26I'm 0.2 away from a 10K.
00:13:28Plus, I have to go pick Hazel up after school.
00:13:31I'll see you tonight, and you'll be very happy to come home to a quiet and asleep seven-year-old.
00:13:37What about a very awake nanny?
00:13:40Obviously.
00:13:42You know, contrary to popular belief, I am a very responsible nanny.
00:13:47And a night owl.
00:13:49Great.
00:13:51Who knows, maybe we can get our drink on?
00:13:54Since, you know, you will be off the clock and all.
00:13:58And we can let off a little steam.
00:14:00Wade Hodkins?
00:14:02Are you flirting with me?
00:14:04You do still owe me that date.
00:14:07Do I?
00:14:08Yeah.
00:14:09Yeah.
00:14:11Yeah, I do.
00:14:12Mm-hmm.
00:14:13Okay.
00:14:15It's a date.
00:14:16Great.
00:14:17I better get going, but I'll see you back at the house.
00:14:20Perfect.
00:14:25Hate to see you go.
00:14:26Stop looking at my ass.
00:14:28But I love to watch you leave.
00:14:59Hello?
00:15:23Here you go.
00:15:27Of course.
00:15:28Made it myself.
00:15:30Really?
00:15:31No, but still made with love regardless.
00:15:35Wait, wait, wait, it's still-
00:15:36It's not that hot.
00:15:38Even though I did that, I'm delusional.
00:15:40Are you okay?
00:15:43I think I'm just a little dehydrated.
00:15:48Here.
00:15:50Drink this.
00:15:52Drink all of this.
00:15:54And then let's get you into bed.
00:15:57Wade Hodkins, what kind of woman do you take me for?
00:16:04Come on, here.
00:16:06I gotcha.
00:16:18I'm just gonna-
00:16:21God, I'm sorry about that.
00:16:26I'm beginning to think you like sunflowers.
00:16:30Yeah, they were my mom's favorite.
00:16:34Well, Emmy Brooks, I think that's very appropriate.
00:16:39You remind me of a sunflower.
00:16:41Yeah, bright and cheery.
00:16:43Even on your deathbed.
00:16:48Okay, see, don't make me laugh.
00:16:55Should we watch something?
00:16:57Sure.
00:16:59Let's see how long I stay awake for.
00:17:08You know, even though this isn't quite how I pictured our first date...
00:17:15Oh, no.
00:17:36I wouldn't change a thing.
00:17:42And finally, a reminder that the Save Spring Harbor fundraiser will be held next Friday night at the-
00:17:49You sure know your way around a big good.
00:17:53Yeah.
00:17:55Can't cook for shit, but baking? Free therapy.
00:18:00Wait, I thought that was running.
00:18:03I am a multi-dimensional woman.
00:18:06Of many, many talents.
00:18:10You are.
00:18:13Can you cook?
00:18:15Why, yes. Yeah, I actually can.
00:18:18I had to learn real fast when, uh...
00:18:22Never mind. I forgot where I was going with that.
00:18:26Brain fog.
00:18:28Baking actually helped me in the beginning of my event planning business.
00:18:32Walking around a farmer's market, giving out free goods to people.
00:18:36Always a good idea.
00:18:38Unless you're in Los Angeles and then get-
00:18:41Is this gluten-free? Dairy-free? Vegan? Kill me.
00:18:47You know, I think stand-up comedy is in your future.
00:18:50Add it to my mini-list of talents.
00:18:53Oh, does her school have, like, a million dietary restrictions?
00:18:57Here? Hell no.
00:19:00As long as it's edible, you're golden.
00:19:03God, I love Alaska.
00:19:09I, uh... I'll clean that up.
00:19:13Thanks.
00:19:23Alright, Miss Emmy Brooks.
00:19:26I think now that we're officially past formalities, tell me what's next for you.
00:19:31After lunch?
00:19:32Yeah. Tell me literally what you're doing right after this.
00:19:37I mean, all we've really talked about is Hazel and nanny logistics.
00:19:44I just want to know more about who Emmy Brooks is.
00:19:48Well...
00:19:53Welcome to the house.
00:19:57Well, um...
00:20:00I don't know. What if I just needed a change and I'm okay with living in the moment for now?
00:20:05That's fair. No, I can respect that.
00:20:08I did need a big change.
00:20:11And this town doesn't go bankrupt.
00:20:14I'm thinking about starting my event planning business here.
00:20:16Yeah? In the middle of nowhere Alaska?
00:20:20That makes sense.
00:20:22Exactly.
00:20:24I was being sarcastic.
00:20:26I'm not. Last time I checked, there's no event planner within 50 miles of here.
00:20:31This fundraiser would have been a lot easier to execute if I was here from the get-go.
00:20:36Sorry to interrupt. I couldn't help but overhear.
00:20:38You said you're an event planner?
00:20:40I actually have a friend who I could hook you up with.
00:20:42Amy, we're in the middle of a conversation here.
00:20:45I'm just trying to help.
00:20:47Maybe we can grab dinner and I could tell you more about it.
00:20:49Oh, yeah, maybe. That's so sweet of you.
00:20:53Who is this friend of yours?
00:20:54She's retired, but she has a lot of connects with vendors in and out the Bay Area that might prove useful to you.
00:21:00You can take my number down.
00:21:02Hey! She's good, man.
00:21:06I'm sorry. Are you all together?
00:21:09Like a couple?
00:21:10No, we're not.
00:21:12That's what I thought.
00:21:14Yeah, but that doesn't mean that she wants to talk to you, though.
00:21:17Is that so, Wade? I don't.
00:21:19Can you remind us now? What the hell is your problem?
00:21:22Seriously, what's your problem now?
00:21:24What's my problem?
00:21:26What's my problem? I didn't have a problem until you kept clearly trying to hit on her.
00:21:31God, you're pathetic.
00:21:33What did you just say to me?
00:21:35What did I say? I said you're pathetic.
00:21:36You do not hear me?
00:21:37Yeah, you're pathetic.
00:21:38You don't really want to get in my face?
00:21:39You, out of here. Now.
00:21:43Don't show up here again. 86th.
00:21:47I'm so sorry.
00:21:57What the actual fuck, Wade?
00:22:01Are you not going to say something?
00:22:03What do you want me to say?
00:22:05You're joking. Stop pacing and look at me.
00:22:09Okay, I'm sorry.
00:22:12I...
00:22:16I...
00:22:18I haven't been getting much sleep lately.
00:22:21That's your excuse.
00:22:23No. Cool.
00:22:24You know what? That makes two of us.
00:22:25Anytime I decide to act like an asshole for no reason.
00:22:28I mean, that guy was being really annoying, no?
00:22:30No. He was just being a nice guy.
00:22:33Okay, Emmy, come on.
00:22:35What?
00:22:36Do you really believe that? Seriously?
00:22:37Yes. Yes, I do.
00:22:39Okay, yeah. Fine. Yeah. Okay.
00:22:43Wade, why would you do that?
00:22:45You're not jealous or something.
00:22:49What? No. Why would I be jealous?
00:22:53I...
00:22:55Huh? That's what I thought.
00:23:00That was out of line. I get it. I'm...
00:23:03Yeah, it was humiliating.
00:23:05I'm sorry.
00:23:07Okay? I am.
00:23:09Do you accept my apology?
00:23:15Fine.
00:23:17But only because I love your daughter.
00:23:20Well, makes two of us.
00:23:24Can we start over?
00:23:28Again?
00:23:31Yeah.
00:23:33Start over.
00:23:35Again.
00:23:50Oh
00:23:55Oh
00:23:58Oh
00:24:02Baby
00:24:05Oh
00:24:09You
00:24:20Oh
00:24:30Oh
00:24:50Oh
00:24:58Hey, can we talk?
00:25:01Come on. Let's go for a drive.
00:25:05Emmy, come on.
00:25:21Wow.
00:25:23Wow.
00:25:25You know, I've never actually been here before.
00:25:28Really?
00:25:30Showed a local a new spot?
00:25:32I'm honored.
00:25:34Yeah, you should be.
00:25:36You want to know a secret?
00:25:38Neither am I.
00:25:40So we were lost back there.
00:25:42Not for lack of trying.
00:25:44I've been lost many times before attempting this.
00:25:46Oh, makes sense.
00:25:48This is pretty remote.
00:25:54Hey, Wade.
00:25:56Can I ask you a question?
00:25:58Shoot.
00:26:00I'm usually not a confrontational person, but I'm going to ask.
00:26:04What the hell is wrong with you?
00:26:06I'm sorry?
00:26:08Did you get my strongly written letter or did you ignore that too?
00:26:13Well, I don't know if you can call two words a letter.
00:26:18Okay, fine.
00:26:23I'm sorry.
00:26:25I'm sorry about that.
00:26:29It's just work has been an absolute beast lately.
00:26:33As you know.
00:26:35My brain, my bandwidth, my sanity.
00:26:39And thank you for being so great with Hazel through this.
00:26:43I'm just pulled so thin.
00:26:47That's what you have to say for yourself?
00:26:49Where are you going with this?
00:26:51Yes.
00:26:52Everything that I've said is the truth.
00:26:54I'm absolutely exhausted, Emmy.
00:26:59But you're right.
00:27:01It wasn't fair for me to leave you on read.
00:27:03And for that, I'm sorry.
00:27:08I should have communicated better.
00:27:10Yeah.
00:27:11Yeah.
00:27:12Okay.
00:27:13Just don't let it happen again.
00:27:18Okay.
00:27:20You know what? Fine.
00:27:22That's not all.
00:27:30You know, Anna?
00:27:32My ex-wife?
00:27:34Yeah, well.
00:27:39She cheated on me.
00:27:42And walked out on Hazel and I.
00:27:47Three years ago.
00:27:49Almost to the day.
00:27:51Wait, I'm so sorry. That's horrible.
00:27:54It's just, every year around this time, I get triggered.
00:27:59You know, reminded of the hardest and worst thing that's ever happened to me.
00:28:09And now, you know, we're going through this custody battle with Hazel and I just...
00:28:15So, yeah. Yeah, that's why I've been a bit distant.
00:28:21Wait, I'm so sorry.
00:28:24I just have a really hard time letting people in.
00:28:31Yeah.
00:28:35You know, I just...
00:28:38I can't let myself get burned again.
00:28:41Especially for Hazel's sake.
00:28:43Hmm.
00:28:48Emi.
00:28:54Emi.
00:28:55Hey.
00:28:56Look.
00:28:58I'm sorry, Wade.
00:29:00That is absolutely horrible.
00:29:02But to be honest, that is really fucked up.
00:29:05What?
00:29:07Don't you think this is information I should have known about?
00:29:12No.
00:29:13Why not?
00:29:14Um, I don't know. That's a lot of baggage to drop on someone that you just met.
00:29:19You're my nanny, okay? Not my therapist.
00:29:23That's not the point.
00:29:25I've been burned too.
00:29:27And I opened up and I shared that with you.
00:29:30And what do I get in return? You putting up a wall and ghosting your living nanny?
00:29:34Talk about a hostile work environment.
00:29:36A hostile work environment?
00:29:38Okay, Wade, maybe not hostile, but definitely uncomfortable and extremely awkward.
00:29:42Wow.
00:29:43Okay, this was not the response I was expecting.
00:29:46What response were you expecting, Wade?
00:29:48Oh, I don't know. Maybe a little fucking empathy?
00:29:51Okay, I have empathy for you.
00:29:53I have plenty.
00:29:54But have you ever thought that despite being burned myself, I still let people in?
00:29:59I was letting you in.
00:30:03And now...
00:30:05I'm not so sure.
00:30:09Ah.
00:30:16You're right.
00:30:18I'm sorry.
00:30:20Truly.
00:30:24I am...
00:30:26truly sorry, okay?
00:30:38Okay.
00:31:00Looks like it's about to start storming.
00:31:03Yeah, we should get going.
00:31:08Okay.
00:31:20You're shivering.
00:31:22What a great observation.
00:31:25I guess Seattle has nothing on this Alaskan rain.
00:31:29Well, I think I'm going to shower.
00:31:32Use mine.
00:31:34It's way better than the guest one.
00:31:37Why?
00:31:38Two shower heads.
00:31:40You have two shower heads?
00:31:42And you're telling me this now?
00:31:44I am never using my shower again.
00:31:46Well, I think I have a pair of sweats in there.
00:31:49Have at it.
00:31:50Thanks.
00:31:54Hey, Wade, can you help me with this?
00:31:57Coming!
00:32:01Hey, Emmy.
00:32:04So...
00:32:06This turns on this shower head, and then this turns on...
00:32:10This shower head.
00:32:12This one turns on this shower head.
00:32:15And you want it hotter or colder.
00:32:18Okay.
00:32:20Thanks.
00:32:22Yeah.
00:32:28Here to join?
00:32:30Here to join?
00:33:01Ready?
00:33:03And then you slide down.
00:33:05Yeah.
00:33:07But you actually have to hit the wolf.
00:33:09That's like the whole thing.
00:33:11The target?
00:33:13Okay.
00:33:31You should feel this heaven all the time
00:33:35For the one you love
00:33:42If you're ready, make the worlds collide
00:33:46For the one you love
00:33:53I'm trying to see before my eyes
00:33:57I'm trying to see before my eyes
00:34:01This transphobic cold
00:34:07You've got me pushing all in
00:34:11I'm hoping...
00:34:23You okay in there?
00:34:25One second.
00:34:30I'm sorry, did I wake you?
00:34:33I've been having trouble sleeping lately.
00:34:37No.
00:34:39Can I come in?
00:34:41Yeah.
00:34:46Talk to me.
00:34:48What's going on?
00:34:51Yeah.
00:34:53Yeah, I see your point.
00:34:55Right, because it all comes down to your EBITDA.
00:34:57Earnings before interest, taxes,
00:35:00appreciation and amortization.
00:35:02So, if you register as an LLC,
00:35:05instead of a sole proprietorship,
00:35:07then you can save more money on the back end
00:35:09and you can allocate your tax returns
00:35:11to your M&A costs.
00:35:13Wade Hawkins, the onion layers just keep on peeling.
00:35:18How the hell do you know so much about business plans?
00:35:21Well, I mean, I am my own business, essentially.
00:35:24Yeah, you kind of have to be out here.
00:35:26Cheers.
00:35:38Hey, um, do you mind moving to the back?
00:35:40I'm catching a bit of draft out here.
00:35:43Really? Usually I'm the gold one.
00:35:46Yeah, I guess.
00:35:48Your thin Seattle blood's rubbing off on me.
00:35:50Hardy har har.
00:35:52Oh, you're being serious about moving?
00:35:55Yeah. Is that okay?
00:35:57Yeah. Yeah, sure.
00:36:01Someone call people.
00:36:03Here's the real sexiest man of the year.
00:36:16Wade. Hi.
00:36:19What are you doing here?
00:36:21Nice to see you, too.
00:36:23I'm here to help out with the fundraiser, among other things.
00:36:25I don't know, like maybe settle this custody battle over our daughter?
00:36:30You must be Anna.
00:36:33Which bar did he pick you up in?
00:36:35Anna! You're out of line, okay? Stop.
00:36:38That's my cue.
00:36:40Please don't.
00:36:42I gotta run. Fundraisers tonight.
00:36:44Have fun with... whatever the hell this is.
00:36:52Look what you did.
00:36:53What I did?
00:36:54Are you happy now?
00:36:55I didn't do anything.
00:36:56You can't just show up here unannounced and insult my...
00:36:59Your what?
00:37:01No, no, no. Your girlfriend?
00:37:03No. She's not my girlfriend.
00:37:06Huh.
00:37:07She's Hazel's nanny.
00:37:11Wow.
00:37:12Mm-hmm.
00:37:13Okay. You're a young and hot nanny.
00:37:16You know what? Whatever helps you sleep at night, Wade.
00:37:19Fuck off.
00:37:20You see this? Four outgoing calls and seven unanswered texts.
00:37:26What am I supposed to do with this?
00:37:28I've been working a lot of overtime. A lot of overtime.
00:37:31Uh-huh.
00:37:32You ever heard of Do Not Disturb?
00:37:33You put your phone on Do Not Disturb with a young daughter and a nanny?
00:37:40Nice try.
00:37:41You're lucky I didn't call a search party.
00:37:44Or Kieran.
00:37:46There you go with the lawyer talk.
00:37:48Look, Anna, if we're not gonna do this amicably, we're not gonna do this at all.
00:37:53Then answer your fucking phone, Wade.
00:37:56I thought you'd gone missing. Okay? Or... or hell, worse.
00:38:01But then I figured, no, he's a good dad.
00:38:04I'll give him that.
00:38:06I know you wouldn't just up and leave on Hazel.
00:38:10You would.
00:38:17Okay, that's how we're gonna play this.
00:38:27All right, and up next for auction is a date with the new-to-town Seattle event planner
00:38:31and everybody's favorite waitress, Emmy Brooks!
00:38:34All right, let's start the bidding for a date with the lovely Emmy Brooks, shall we?
00:38:38We'll start at $100.
00:38:41Make it $100.
00:38:44There we have $100. Thank you.
00:38:46Let's go ahead and bump this up, see how risky you are.
00:38:48$500.
00:38:50Make it $500. $500 right there.
00:38:53We're gonna go a little higher. Let's try $1,000.
00:38:58Make it $1,000.
00:39:00$1,000 in the back.
00:39:02$1,000 in the back.
00:39:04$1,500.
00:39:06$1,500? $1,500.
00:39:09All right.
00:39:10$2,000.
00:39:12Who's gonna spend $2,000? We have $2,000.
00:39:14Looks like you and Culver need to have a chat.
00:39:17You just love creating petty drama where there isn't any, don't you?
00:39:22Oh, yeah. I love it, Wade. I live for it.
00:39:27What I do love, Wade, is being treated with respect by my ex-husband and father of my child
00:39:34when I'm here to sort out the custody plan for my daughter.
00:39:38Our daughter.
00:39:40And he not only insults me, no, no, no, he's completely aloof and forgets.
00:39:50You don't find that alarming, Wade?
00:39:52I'm thinking maybe we do need to take this to court.
00:39:55First of all, I'm not aloof. I'm tired and overworked.
00:40:01And second of all, I'm a damn good father.
00:40:05So don't you dare try to imply otherwise.
00:40:08You try bringing this shit to court, I will fucking end you.
00:40:14Is that a threat?
00:40:19Because I promise you, Wade,
00:40:22if we can't settle this amicably,
00:40:26you don't stand a chance against me in front of that judge.
00:40:32Try me.
00:40:33$2,500.
00:40:37$3,000.
00:40:40$3,000. We have $3,000 for the lovely Emmy Brooks.
00:40:44$3,500. Anybody willing?
00:40:46$3,500?
00:40:48$3,500 in the back.
00:40:50$4,000.
00:40:53$4,000 right here.
00:40:55Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like we have a bidding war.
00:40:57Shall we try $5,000?
00:40:59$5,000 right here.
00:41:01$5,000 going once.
00:41:03$5,000 going twice.
00:41:05And sold!
00:41:07A date with the lovely Emmy Brooks.
00:41:19Eric.
00:41:26I'm Emmy.
00:41:28I'm aware.
00:41:30It's very nice to meet you, Emmy.
00:41:34Likewise.
00:41:37Can I talk to you?
00:41:39Nope.
00:41:41Hey man, I'm Eric. What's up?
00:41:43Emmy, I need to talk to you.
00:41:46No, you don't.
00:41:49Eric, let's go get to know each other a bit more.
00:41:53Shall we?
00:41:54Okay. Nice to meet you, man.
00:42:04Well done.
00:42:06Thank goodness I'm here to sort this all out.
00:42:08Because it looks like Hazel's out of a nanny.
00:42:12You're the devil. You know that, right?
00:42:14Well, you married her, so what's that say about you?
00:42:17Anna, you left me and Hazel.
00:42:21You have to live with that for the rest of your life.
00:42:24Just because you're miserable doesn't mean you have to bring me down again.
00:42:32I feel sorry for you.
00:42:41Wait, I love that show. I thought I was the only one.
00:42:43Oh my god, it's the best. You'd be like a psychopath in two.
00:42:46Well, that's what I get for trying out that social media detox.
00:42:50Honestly?
00:42:52Admirable.
00:42:54Okay, so it might just be the wine talking.
00:42:58But I just want you to know I don't bid on any dates.
00:43:01It's not like I have trouble getting dates.
00:43:03Oh, um, I definitely wasn't thinking that.
00:43:07Now I am.
00:43:09It's just you're a cool girl, you know?
00:43:14Thanks.
00:43:16So anyways, what brought you to Spring Harbor?
00:43:19Business.
00:43:21Let me guess.
00:43:23Tech.
00:43:25Close. Real estate.
00:43:27Oh.
00:43:29Oh? Why is that bad?
00:43:31I know your type.
00:43:33Is that so? Well, what's my type?
00:43:35Gets up at 5am before you put on your Rolex.
00:43:39And then you drive your Tesla to impress billionaires on millionaire properties.
00:43:43Wow, I mean, you know me so well. My life is exactly like selling sunset.
00:43:47Right? I can read minds.
00:43:50If that's the case, I could use you in open houses.
00:43:53So why did you bid on me?
00:43:55Seems like you have all the luck with the ladies.
00:43:58From one Seattleian to another.
00:44:01I thought we could have a good time.
00:44:03Oh, did you?
00:44:05Are you not having a good time?
00:44:07I don't know.
00:44:09Am I?
00:44:15You are a very beautiful woman.
00:44:22Thanks.
00:44:24What do you say we address that fact in the bathroom right now?
00:44:28No, I'm just kidding.
00:44:29Wait, am I?
00:44:32What is happening?
00:44:34Okay, let me, don't be so reticent.
00:44:36I'm just having fun, that's all.
00:44:44Sorry, let's cut to the chase.
00:44:47What's the craziest thing you've ever done?
00:44:50Like, in life?
00:44:52Sure.
00:44:54Wait, no.
00:44:56Sexually.
00:44:58That's more fun.
00:45:00Uh...
00:45:02You can tell me, it'll be fun.
00:45:04Just give me my $5,000 worth.
00:45:06I'm sorry, what did you just say?
00:45:08Okay, I mean, you know what I think your problem is?
00:45:11Excuse me?
00:45:15Putting on this cool girl air.
00:45:17You don't need to, just let loose.
00:45:20Let's have fun, alright?
00:45:22What do you say we, um, go to one of my properties right now?
00:45:25Maybe have a little foreplay on my Tesla on the way there?
00:45:29I think I'm going to puke.
00:45:33Oh, excuse...
00:45:35Wade?
00:45:36Emmy?
00:45:37What are you doing here?
00:45:38What are you talking about? I come to the Blue Rhino all the time.
00:45:41This is the Moose Lodge.
00:45:43That's what I said.
00:45:45Hey, I'm Eric.
00:45:47Hi. Come with me, please?
00:45:49What? No.
00:45:50It's a nanny emergency.
00:45:52What?
00:45:53Is everything alright with Hazel?
00:45:55Come with me, please.
00:45:57Hey, man, what's your problem?
00:45:59What's my problem?
00:46:00What's your problem?
00:46:01Can't you tell she's uncomfortable?
00:46:03Emmy, are you uncomfortable right now?
00:46:05Uh, I...
00:46:09What are you doing?
00:46:11Me?
00:46:12Hey, put her down.
00:46:13What?
00:46:16Wait. Put me down.
00:46:19That was seriously fucked up. You're seriously fucked up.
00:46:22Oh, I saved you from that douchebag and I'm fucked up?
00:46:25I don't need saving, Wade. I'm not some damsel in distress.
00:46:28I am a woman who can make her own decisions.
00:46:30Fuck you very much.
00:46:32Hey, look, I... I know, okay?
00:46:37You're right. I...
00:46:39No, I...
00:46:41Hey, look, I get it. I was so far out of line. I was.
00:46:46I'm sorry.
00:46:49Can you forgive me?
00:46:51Please?
00:47:01Mm-hmm.
00:47:06Would you like to fuck me?
00:47:08Very much.
00:47:31Fuck.
00:47:52Sorry about that.
00:48:00Sorry about that.
00:48:03Sorry about that.
00:48:30It's so easy
00:48:33And so wonderful
00:48:35To know it's you
00:48:49From the highest mountain
00:48:52To the deepest well
00:48:55I never thought I'd be the one to tell
00:49:00It's so easy
00:49:04And so wonderful
00:49:18Good morning.
00:49:21Did I wake you up?
00:49:24I'm sorry.
00:49:27It's the worst ways to be woken up.
00:49:32I have that final fishing trip coming up.
00:49:36When I'm back,
00:49:39things should be a lot more manageable.
00:49:42That's what I was thinking.
00:49:45Uh...
00:49:50When I'm back,
00:49:52if
00:49:54you're ready for it, of course,
00:49:57I'd love to see where things could go.
00:50:01You know, take things to the next level.
00:50:07Go on.
00:50:11Make it official.
00:50:13Have you
00:50:15officially moved in here?
00:50:18I'd like that very much.
00:50:21Yeah?
00:50:29Now, go make me breakfast in bed for waking me up.
00:50:34So demanding.
00:50:36Where are your manners, young lady?
00:50:39Pretty please?
00:50:43Go to this face.
00:50:47All right.
00:50:50Pull me right up.
00:50:53Miss Emily, can you push my dolls in their wagon?
00:50:57Sure thing.
00:51:04Aw, what's wrong?
00:51:06Nothing, I'm just feeling a little under the weather today.
00:51:10I'll make you some soup.
00:51:13Oh, thank you, Hazel. That's so sweet of you.
00:51:16Two dollars, please.
00:51:19Keep the change.
00:51:21Thank you. Is Mommy Deanna...
00:51:26...a baby in there?
00:51:28What?
00:51:30My friend Summer and I were playing at her place,
00:51:34and she said to her mom she's growing a baby.
00:51:38Her stomach looks like yours.
00:51:41Hazel, is your dad expecting anybody?
00:51:45It's Mommy.
00:51:47Are you expecting her?
00:51:49I'm going to have you stay right here for a second, okay?
00:51:57Mind if I come in?
00:51:59Yes.
00:52:01I mean, yes, I do mind.
00:52:03Well, that's my daughter you're nannying, so...
00:52:07I'm going to.
00:52:12You are an incredibly rude woman.
00:52:14Says the girl who wouldn't let me in my own house.
00:52:17Former house.
00:52:20Can we start over?
00:52:22Anna, Hazel's mom and Wade's terrible ex-wife,
00:52:26who I'm sure you've heard so much about.
00:52:29Although, maybe his future wife again,
00:52:34the way things have been going lately.
00:52:36Where is Hazel, anyway?
00:52:38She's in her room.
00:52:40Why are you here?
00:52:42I'm taking my daughter to dinner.
00:52:44Wade didn't tell you?
00:52:46Not like babes to do that.
00:52:48I mean, honestly, he's been so scattered with work lately, am I right?
00:52:52Anna, cut the shit.
00:52:54What are you getting at?
00:52:58Well, Wade and I are getting back together again.
00:53:01Why don't I believe you?
00:53:03Oh, don't worry about it. You don't have to.
00:53:07There he is now.
00:53:10Hi, babes.
00:53:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:53:14I'm here with Hazel and Emmy right now.
00:53:16Okay, I'll see you in a bit.
00:53:18Love you, too.
00:53:22So, I just wanted to tell you before it was too late.
00:53:27I thought you might want to know.
00:53:29Since you're, you know...
00:53:31Since I'm what, Anna?
00:53:33How far along are you?
00:53:35That's it. I'm out of here.
00:53:40It's good for the baby.
00:53:42Keep exercising.
00:53:44Perfect.
00:54:10Look at you.
00:54:11Daddy!
00:54:12Hi, baby.
00:54:14You have a good dinner with Mommy?
00:54:16Yeah?
00:54:17Okay, I just have to talk to her real quick.
00:54:21Can you go wait in the car for me?
00:54:22Yeah.
00:54:27If she weren't here, I would be screaming at you right now.
00:54:31Where's Kieran when I need him?
00:54:33Anna, stop with this lawyer shit.
00:54:36Where's Emmy?
00:54:37Your girlfriend?
00:54:38She's not my...
00:54:39Exactly. So why do you care?
00:54:41The nanny is off duty.
00:54:43Anna! Tell me where Emmy is.
00:54:46I don't fucking know, Wade.
00:54:48Okay? She just ran off that way.
00:54:53Congrats, by the way.
00:54:55On what?
00:54:57The pregnancy.
00:55:00I'm sorry, are you just now finding out about this?
00:55:04I mean, I assumed it was yours, but maybe I was wrong.
00:55:08Maybe it's that hot guys who bit on her.
00:55:12Okay.
00:55:28Emmy, what the fuck?
00:55:30You've had me worried sick and now I know for good reason.
00:55:33I mean, how long have you been out here?
00:55:35No, you don't get it. What the fuck me, Wade?
00:55:37You're the last fucking person I want to see right now.
00:55:39I wouldn't be in this position if it wasn't for you and your bullshit.
00:55:42I mean, what was your plan?
00:55:43I would have figured it out.
00:55:45I would have figured it out.
00:55:47Where's Hazel?
00:55:48Exactly.
00:55:49Yeah, we've met. Thanks for the heads up.
00:55:52Nothing like a custody battle to reconcile exes.
00:55:55Wait, so that's what this is all about?
00:55:58Wait, what do you mean reconcile?
00:56:00She told me you two were getting back together.
00:56:02Oh my God.
00:56:03Emmy.
00:56:04Emmy, you really believed her bullshit?
00:56:06No, you have to be joking, right?
00:56:08I mean, this is on you.
00:56:10This is on me.
00:56:11Okay, then she deserves an Oscar performance.
00:56:13I saw you two getting cozy over the last few weeks
00:56:16and I never said anything because...
00:56:19Because of what?
00:56:20Because of what, huh?
00:56:21Never mind.
00:56:22Never mind, Wade. Fuck you.
00:56:24I let you in.
00:56:25I actually let you in.
00:56:28And you don't know how hard that was for me after a breakup of my own.
00:56:32Emmy, I do know.
00:56:34I do.
00:56:36And then you turn around and you make me look like a fucking asshole.
00:56:40Emmy, please stop.
00:56:42This high blood pressure is doing you no good.
00:56:44Come on, let's get you back in the car, please.
00:56:46Don't touch me, Wade.
00:56:49You want to talk about looking like a fucking asshole?
00:56:52What?
00:56:53I know you're pregnant.
00:56:56With our child.
00:56:59Just leave me alone.
00:57:00Yeah, no. I'm not going to do that.
00:57:02I'm not going to do that.
00:57:04Okay, look, Emmy.
00:57:05Anna cheated on me.
00:57:07But she's still the mother of my child
00:57:09and we are trying to peacefully co-parent for the first time in years.
00:57:13Look, I have no idea what she said to you today
00:57:16but if it has you this upset, I swear
00:57:19on our future child
00:57:21that it's not true.
00:57:23Hey, come here.
00:57:25What?
00:57:31What are you doing?
00:57:35Oh, me?
00:57:36Rosalind Brooks.
00:57:38Pretty sure that's a hawkweed.
00:57:41Emmy Rosalind Brooks.
00:57:44TPH.
00:57:46I love you.
00:57:48Fuck you, Wade.
00:57:51Fuck.
00:57:53Emmy, stop!
00:57:58Let me try this again.
00:58:00Emmy Rosalind Brooks.
00:58:04I will do everything I can to protect you for the rest of your life.
00:58:09I love you so much.
00:58:12Emmy.
00:58:15What am I supposed to do with that, Wade?
00:58:18I guess
00:58:19nothing.
00:58:21You don't feel the same way back.
00:58:24But I think that you do.
00:58:36Wade.
00:58:38Nathaniel Hawkins.
00:58:40Don't you ever hurt me like that again.
00:58:45Deal?
00:58:49Yeah.
00:58:50And no more secrets.
00:58:52No more secrets.
00:58:53Get up.
00:59:06Well,
00:59:08I hope Hazel's ready to be a big sister.
00:59:11Hi.
00:59:19Good to see you.
00:59:20Good to see you.
00:59:21Thank you for coming.
00:59:22Thank you, thank you.
00:59:23Good to see you.
00:59:25Hello.
00:59:26Congratulations.
00:59:27Thank you so much.
00:59:29Daddy, I'll be right back.
00:59:30Yeah?
00:59:31Okay.
00:59:37Emmy Rosalind Brooks.
00:59:39I'll keep this short and sweet, just like you.
00:59:43From the moment I saw you at the Wild Honey Diner,
00:59:47I don't know how to describe it, but
00:59:51I knew that my life was going to change.
00:59:57You are the kindest, most inspiring, and amazing woman that I have ever met.
01:00:06I love you more than you could ever know.
01:00:09Will you marry me?
01:00:11What do you think, Hazel?
01:00:12Should I say yes?
01:00:13Yeah!
01:00:15Yeah, yes it is!
01:00:23Oh my god!
01:00:28They're getting married!
01:00:29Yeah!
01:00:31It's so great!
01:00:33Let me see the ring!