00:00Welcome to Miss Palengkambot, 2025.
00:09Simula na ng rampahan.
00:11Lord, tulungan niyo po kong manalo, please.
00:14Para ko sa kapapagamot ang tatay.
00:16Alam mo, kung ako sa'yo, ex mo na yung tatay mo.
00:19Sabihin mo sa kanya, wala kang may papadalang pera.
00:22Kasi, hindi ka na huwag mananalo dito eh.
00:25Kala mo, patatalo mo ko?
00:26Excuse me.
00:27Ipipigil naman pala ni Esther yung reigning queen.
00:30Ito na isa sa mga judge yun.
00:32Stay, napakusapan natin, ha?
00:34Siyempre, tingin na.
00:36Ako na.
00:37Tandaan ni Tong Chongon to.
00:39Malaki ang utang niyan siya.
00:40Pagkatapos ng araw na to,
00:42pakilalamayan ang pamilya ni Lolo.
00:45Bas Manuel, mapaalis na sila.
00:48Sinong kausap mo, Rambo?
00:50Patiktikan tayo.
00:51Umiis ka po na lang si Lolo.
00:52Patapalan ni Manuel tong si Rambo.
00:54Sundan nyo kahit sa impyerno.
00:56Hindi naman na makakalabas yung si Tetet kasi may mantsya na yung gaon niya.
01:00Ang galing natin, gal.
01:01Gintero na nga kayo.
01:02Hindi pa kayo marunong lumabal ang patas.
01:04Magagawan pa natin ito ng palaan.
01:06Ang galing natin, mantsya.
01:08Pagka na.
01:08Pagka na.
01:09Pagka na.
01:10Pagka na.
01:11Pagka na mas sexy.
01:12Parang may kulang pa.
01:13Pagka na.
01:14Pagka na natin ang sige.
01:15Uy!
01:16Let's bring back our candidates in their evening gowns.
01:21Paano nangyari yun?
01:23Simira ko na yung gaon niya.
01:25Ngayon naman, ay i-aalans ko na kung sino ang baso sa ating top three.
01:32Esther Domingo!
01:37Lagsaroko, our next candidate.
01:39Ms. Mercedes Estetet, pangin-pita.
01:41Lolo, delikado ang grupo ni na Emilio.
01:49Wala silang sinasalot.
01:51Sasiguraduin na maligtas kayo ng pamilya niya.
01:52Sasiguraduin na sige.
01:58Sasiguraduin na,
02:10Kaya galingore mga,
02:11Music
02:20Koti na lang lol.
02:22Mapapabagsak mo na rin ang tunay na target mo.
02:25Si Julio Figueroa.
02:27Ang bagil lang may niwala.
02:28Nakatakutan.
02:29Tsaka di kanya uuruan.
02:31Kahit nadehado siya pa rin sa huli ang nananalo.
02:34Basta ikaw ay nasa tama.
02:35Asahan mo ang mustisya.
02:37Kasama mo sa iyong laban.
02:39Ang bagil lang may niwala.
02:41Do you need help?
03:03He's not going to say Rambo.
03:05Boss,
03:06I can't wait to see Emile.
03:10You can't wait for me.
03:13Please...
03:15Please, Lord.
03:17Please help us.
03:19We will be able to come back to our lives.
03:22Please,
03:24I'm not alone.
03:28When we're here,
03:30I'm going to be able to see them.
03:36I'm going to protect my family
03:42because I'm not willing to leave them.
03:46Especially now,
03:48we're going to be able to escape.
03:55It's important
03:56that you're going to be on the Hideout.
03:59That's a island.
04:01I'm sure
04:03that you're going to be able to escape these days.
04:06You're going to be able to escape this day.
04:14Mga bata,
04:15we'll take your water first.
04:17Thank you, sir.
04:19Thank you very much, Ma'am.
04:49I'm sorry.
04:54Hey, Ma'am!
05:00A big deal.
05:02.
05:05.
05:07Tariq?
05:09Oh, my God!
05:11Tariq!
05:13Yron, Yron, Yron!
05:15Tariq!
05:17Tariq!
05:19Tell me that it's going!
05:21Tariq!
05:27Hey, come here!?
05:29Hey, come here, hey, come here!
05:31Mama!
05:33Ataswo, ataswo!
05:35Look!
05:40Hey, what's up?
05:43Pull me out!
05:44No!
05:45Come on!
05:47No!
05:48Come on, go on!
05:49From here, come on!
05:57Come on!
05:58Go, come on!
05:59Get out of here!
06:05You're here, huh?
06:07You're here, huh?
06:09You're here, don't you want to leave here?
06:11You're here, huh?
06:13Let's see.
06:15Here you go.
06:17Don't be careful!
06:19Don't be careful!
06:21Don't be careful!
06:23Don't be careful!
06:25We're so afraid!
06:29Don't be careful, kids!
06:31Don't be careful!
06:33Don't be careful!
06:35Don't be careful!
06:37Don't be careful!
06:47Don't go away!
06:49Don't go away!
06:51Don't go away!
06:53Don't go away!
06:55Turn away!
07:01A.C!
07:03Tali!
07:05Rimae!
07:11Rimae!
07:15Si Banjo yun!
07:17Isangin nyo sa Banjo! Tali!
07:19Boss, hindi ka na pati naman tama ka!
07:21Tali!
07:23Itang bom na!
07:24Tom!
07:25Tara, tara, tara!
07:27Tali!
07:28Boss!
07:29Tali!
07:30Tali!
07:33Tali!
07:38Nakakainis talaga.
07:40Minansyahan na natin yung damit pero nag-wampanan nila ng paraan.
07:44Tapos nakapasok pa sa top 3 ang gaga.
07:48Ano ang ating-anting meron ng babae yan?
07:53Ito na nga yung latest.
07:55Parang hindi ko sila na si Aya pala ang nag-ayos nanggaw ni Tete.
08:00Parang maging sosyal.
08:02Eh di ba sabi nila, anak mangingista yan si Aya.
08:07Alam mo?
08:09May something sa kanya.
08:11Tsaka, hindi naman siya mukhang mahirap.
08:16Na?
08:18I can smell something fishy.
08:20Talaga?
08:21Ako?
08:22Wala akong pakialam sa Aya na yan.
08:23Ang gusto kong blowin ngayon, manalo ako at matalo si Tete dahil gusto kong umuwi siyang luhaan.
08:33Ay!
08:34Anong magagawin natin?
08:36Alam ko na, meron akong naisip na gagawin natin.
08:50Itong gagawin natin na to, kahit sino sa kanila, wala nang makakatulong kay Tete.
08:57Ito lang mahalid.
08:58Ako?
08:59Ako?
09:00Ako?
09:01Ako?
09:02Ako?
09:03Madura.
09:04Iliwala akong.
09:06S eat?
09:07Detella donna hierin ha?
09:11Ah!
09:12Dalí!
09:15Tupa that in herni!
09:17Tupac!
09:18Tupac!
09:22Tupac!
09:24Al괯
09:31Alright!
09:32Don't stop!
09:34Don't stop!
09:35Something�ENCE?
09:43Don't Daddy getting fat!
09:48Come on, normal!
09:49Do you wanna come after us?
09:51Do you want you toüman it?
09:52Why? Why did you kind of女 nyo simult!!
09:56Don't book!
09:57Don't get the ice cream off!
10:02Cailangan ko sila.
10:03No!
10:04E.C., makinig ka.
10:06Alam kong bayan mo ito, kailangang may lalikas mga bati.
10:09Kailangan ko lang gawin ito, pero pangako!
10:11Pangako!
10:12Pangako!
10:13Pangako!
10:14E.C., E.C., E.C.
10:16E.C., E.C.
10:17Susunod ako sa inyo.
10:19Susunod ako sa inyo, ha?
10:23Ay, pala sa inyo na!
10:25Kailangan ko pa!
10:26E.C.
10:27No!
10:28No!
10:29Ba g cost!!!
10:30A?
10:31No!
10:32No!
10:35No!
10:36No!
10:37No!
10:38Take a pengen na!
10:39Tri, Artich!
10:40Ka regulations!
10:47No!
10:48E.C., right!
10:52Premiere.
10:55Eh, perpmarahan!
10:57I don't know.
11:27Lolo Matawan, patawarin mo ko kung hindi ko agad na sabi sa'yo ang totoo, ang totoo tungkol sa amin.
11:40Lolo Matawan, patawarin mo ko.
11:42Lolo Matawan, patawarin mo ko.
11:46Lolo Matawan, patawarin mo mo kung mawag hindi.
11:48Lolo Matawan, patawarin mo ko.
12:00I'm really mad. I'm going to block mental.
12:07Eh, you mean mental block?
12:10Mental block? It's just like that.
12:12What's that? It's not the family.
12:15But I'm serious, can I go?
12:18Yes.
12:20Me?
12:21You're not able to do that.
12:26Ayan.
12:28Ayan mo na ako.
12:30Saray lang ako.
12:32Sama na ako. Magpugasin ako ng kamay.
12:34Sarap.
12:44Ito ba yung sinasabi mong ilagay ang gusto inamin?
12:46Ano ang benda? Ano ba yan?
12:48Ano ka ba? Hindi naman ako mamamatay tao, no?
12:50Ang papurga lang ito.
12:52Purga ba?
12:53Pisang yun.
12:58O, tignan niyo namin kung makalabas ka pa ng sira at saka makapayu ka pa ng inodoro.
13:08Itago mo yan!
13:11Ito na ang hinihintay ninyong lahat, ang question and answer portion.
13:22At ngayon, tawagin na natin ang contestant number one, Miss Esther Domingo.
13:35Go! Go, go, go! Kaya ko yan! Go!
13:41Manggagaling ang tanong mo kay Kapitana Chanda.
13:45Hello, Esther!
13:46Magandang araw po, Kapitana.
13:49Esther, ito ang tanong mo, ha?
13:51Ano ang importansya ng mga ganitong patimpala para sa mga kababaihan?
13:58So, maraming salamat po, John.
14:03Maraming salamat po, Kapitana.
14:06Diyan sa napakaganda ninyong question.
14:11Um, para sa akin po, yung mga ganitong patimpalak na po, napaka-importante po.
14:23Diyos ko na.
14:24Esther, are you okay?
14:26Oh, yes! Yes!
14:31Okay po ako.
14:33Okay, so alright.
14:34Um, ang, ano, ang ibig ko pong sabihin, um, maraming salamat po sa mga, sa mga kagaya po ninyo at yung ganitong pa-contest.
14:50Napakaganda po talaga.
14:52Dahil, Diyos ko naman, hayo.
14:54Ha?
14:55Hayo?
14:56Hayo po, hayo po, hayo po sa ganda.
15:01Hayo po sa ganda at, ah, talento ang meron ng mga tagapunduhon.
15:09Oo.
15:13Oo.
15:14At saka po, ano, Diyos po.
15:19Diyos po ang nagbigay sa akin ng talento at ganda.
15:24Ah, and I thank you.
15:31Tabi dyan, tabi.
15:32Tabi dyan.
15:34Palapakang natin si Contestance number one.
15:42Ay, ay, ay, ay.
15:43Pwede doon?
15:45Wala yun?
15:47Pinalik ko lang naman sa kanila yung kasamaan na ginagawa nila kay Tetet.
15:54And I thank you.
15:56Tabi dyan, tabi.
15:56Ay, ay, ay!
15:57Ito nga, ay, doon.
15:59Wala yun.
16:01Pinalik ko lang naman sa kanila yung kasamaan na ginagawa nila kay Tetet.
16:09Ang sakitan ng paa ko, eh.
16:10Hindi, tunungan kita.
16:13Ako ka na yun.
16:13Wala mo, tunungan ko ko.
16:17Kaya na ba?
16:18Ito na, kukulutin na kita ulit.
16:20Ito na, sayo.
16:21Mataya ko mo.
16:23Kasi ito, pwede itong kabitan niyo.
16:26Hindi, hindi, hindi, ganda ka dyan, hindi.
16:28Anong hula ako, eh.
16:29Ang pasta mo kasi.
16:32Ang pasta mo kasi.
16:34Ang pasta mo pa ako, eh.
16:35Bakit?
16:39Basta.
16:40Ganda na ka.
16:41Anong nangyari?
16:42Anong, uwi ka na?
16:52Uwi na akong sasabi mo.
16:59Ang sarap ng soft drinks.
17:02Excuse me.
17:03Ang pag-iak.
17:03Ang pag-iak.
17:06Paralagayin, mama.
17:10Oo.
17:11Relax ka lang, ah.
17:13Oo.
17:14Okay.
17:25Wah!
17:27And I thank you.
17:29And now, let's proceed to our last contestant, contestant number two, Ms. Mercedes Tete Bagon Sila.
17:46The reigning queen of Ms. Palengkembot, your question please.
18:04Hello, candidate number two.
18:06Hello po.
18:07So, here is your question.
18:11What are you willing to sacrifice in the name of love?
18:16I don't know.
18:21Chime, May, okay?
18:22Lama kay Jill?
18:24May po naliyo ko.
18:27Okay, matapos.
18:27Nandito ko.
18:36So, tapos si Tatay.
18:37Balik ko po natin siya.
18:40Okay, hindi pwede.
18:41Ito yung gusto ni Tatay nyo,
18:44mailigtas kayo, mailayo kayo.
18:46I'm sorry.
18:51I'm sorry.
18:55I'm sorry.
18:57I'm sorry.
18:58Mama?
19:11Wait, who?
19:13Mama?
19:15What are you doing?
19:17I'm going to die. I'm going to die.
19:19I'm going to die.
19:21I'm going to die.
19:30No.
19:31I'm going to die.
19:33Don't die!
19:43Don't die!
19:45Don't die!
19:47Don't die!
20:03Let's go.
20:33I'm so good.
20:35I'm so good.
20:37It's not possible.
20:39We're only going to do it.
20:41If we're going to do it, we're going to do it all.
20:43We're not going to do it if we're not going to do it.
20:47Every life of those who died,
20:49we're going to die.
20:53You're going to do it.
20:55You're going to do it.
20:57You're going to do it.
20:59You're going to do it.
21:01You're going to do it.
21:03You're going to do it.
21:05You're going to do it.
21:07You're going to do it.
21:09You're going to do it.
21:11What are you willing
21:13to sacrifice in the name
21:15of love?
21:23Okay, let's go.
21:25Canet number two.
21:27I'll do it.
21:29I'll do it.
21:31I'll do it.
21:33Okay.
21:34Okay.
21:35Okay.
21:36What are your sacrifices
21:38for love?
21:50What are you doing?
21:52What are you doing?
21:53What are you doing?
21:54What are you doing?
21:55What are you doing?
21:56Why are you doing this?
21:57Worrying is this.
21:58Please forgive me.
21:59I'm useless.
22:00What are you doing?
22:01What's your actions?
22:02I'm not giving up.
22:04I'm not giving up.
22:05I'm not giving up.
22:06I am loving.
22:07I'm sorry.
22:08I'm helping you.
22:09I'm not happy.
22:10You're right.
22:11I'm trying to take care of me.
22:13You're fine.
22:14It's just for me.
22:15Ito na ang matigaso.
22:23Huwag kayo na!
22:24Paglubog na ang araw!
22:26Isa ka ng bangkay!
22:29Taposan ko na, lolok!
22:33Pagkatapos mo, lolok,
22:35papatayin ko si Elsie at ang mga anak mo!
22:38Mag-isa ka na lang ngayon!
22:45Ngayon, nararagdaman mo na ako kung paano mawala ng baan sa buhay ha!
22:50Wala po akong hindi kayang ibigay para sa pagmamahal.
22:53At ang pinakamamahal ko, ang pamilya ko.
22:58Lalong lalo na ang tatay ko.
23:00Ang ganda pa ng sagot ng tetet na yan.
23:03Parang kagabi pala, alam na niya yung itatanong sa kanya.
23:08Si Julio!
23:10Why siya?
23:12Makahayos ka lo!
23:14Huwag yung pagtulungan ang anak ko!
23:16Maril ka ba yun?
23:17Tinawag ni Julio na anak niya si lolong!
23:19Anak ni Julio, yung damuhong lolong na yan!
23:22Magka ba sila?
23:25Halika dito!
23:30Yan, bilhin mo na yung mga kurado, ha?
23:33Basta sisiguraduhin mo ako ang manalalo dito sa pageant na to, ha?
23:37Oras na para malaman kung sino ang maguuwi ng corona ngayong taon.
23:43Ang nanalo bilang Miss Palengkembot 2025 is...
23:49Hindi pwedeng makawala sino! Anong ibinok?
23:54Patayin niyo siya kahit anong mangyari!
23:56Anak, hindi ka pwedeng mawala anak.
23:58Lumabang ka, lumabang ka.
24:00Anong ibinok, labang ka!
24:01Anong, anak!
24:02Labang!
24:03Anong ibinok!
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