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00:00They're your favorite flower.
00:23How did you get so many?
00:25I called everywhere in five states.
00:27I told them it was the only way to get my wife to marry me.
00:33You don't even know me.
00:34I'll have the rest of my life to find out.
00:39Then you are not married?
00:48No.
00:53I'm sorry.
01:17Eleanor.
01:20Eleanor, I met Lucy when I was very young.
01:22Had I had an active profession, I should never have felt such an idol,
01:27a foolish inclination.
01:30My behavior at Norland was very wrong,
01:33but I convinced myself that you felt any friendship for me
01:37and that it was my heart alone that I was risking.
01:41I've come here with no expectations,
01:45only to profess now that I am at liberty to do so,
01:49that my heart is
01:53and always will be
01:57yours.
02:15So, the car is gonna pick us up downstairs tomorrow at 8.
02:31Do you want me to call you?
02:33No, I'll get a wake-up call.
02:35Yeah, good idea.
02:40I had a really good time tonight.
02:42You too.
02:53To my floor?
02:54Yeah.
02:55See you tomorrow.
02:568 o'clock.
02:578 o'clock.
03:00Good night.
03:01Good night.
03:04Good night.
03:05Yeah, good night.
03:08You had fun?
03:09Yeah.
03:28I guess I should go, huh?
03:34Good night.
03:38Good night.
04:00What the hell was that?
04:03Why do I want to do it again?
04:09Wait.
04:15You have a knack for getting in trouble.
04:18You have a knack for saving my life.
04:20I think I have a superhero stalker.
04:23I was in the neighborhood.
04:26You are amazing.
04:30Some people don't think so.
04:33But you are.
04:35Nice to have a fan.
04:37Do you want to get to say thank you this time?
04:41Wait.
05:07No.
05:13No.
05:33I might be the only person on the face of the earth
05:37that knows you the greatest woman on earth.
05:40The only one who appreciates how amazing you are
05:44in every single thing that you do.
05:47And how you are with Spencer.
05:50Spence.
05:53And in every single thought that you have
05:55and how you say what you mean
05:57and how you almost always mean something
05:59that's all about being straight and good.
06:05And I think most people miss that about you.
06:09And I watch them wondering how they can watch you
06:12bring their food and clear their tables
06:14and never get that they just met the greatest woman alive.
06:19And the fact that I get it
06:21makes me feel good
06:25about me.
06:30Is that something that it's bad for you to be around?
06:36For you?
06:48No.
06:52I'm going to grab you.
06:56I'm going to grab you.
06:59I didn't mean for that to be a question.
07:02I'm going to grab you.
07:27I know I can do better than that.
07:41I thought you were going to regret it.
07:44And I couldn't face the idea of losing someone else that I...
07:48I really loved.
07:52Last night was the first thing I haven't regretted in a long time.
07:58I love the way we fight.
08:00I love how smart you are.
08:02I love the weird way you stick your hands down my pants.
08:06And I love how you know what you don't want.
08:10And if it's not me,
08:12if I don't check all your boxes,
08:14if I'm not the one,
08:16I get it.
08:18That would really, really fucking suck.
08:28So you're going to kiss me now?
08:32Yeah, I am.
08:36I love you.
08:48That's a lot of running from Mr. No Cardio.
08:51Yeah, I'm dying.
08:52I need some air.
08:57What?
09:05It's amazing.
09:07It's beautiful.
09:13How did you do that?
09:15I know your face so well, I could have done it with my eyes closed.
09:23It's lovely.
09:26I don't know what to say.
09:29I do.
09:32No matter what happens tomorrow or for the rest of my life,
09:37I'm happy now because I love you.
09:42I think I'm happy too.
09:55I love you.
10:14Well, I'm this way.
10:17Oh, um...
10:20Give me a ring sometime.
10:24I mean on the phone.
10:28Yeah, no, I definitely will.
10:34Good.
10:54Oh, I got to go to work.
11:00Okay.
11:04Bye.
11:08Bye.
11:24Bye.
11:49I've gone up to the roof a few times,
11:51but I want to be up there.
11:54I want to see you again.
12:01Well, now you see me.
12:04You know what I mean.
12:09Okay, let's go, let's go.
12:12That's a bad idea, right?
12:14Because of my sister, because of your business.
12:18That's a bad idea.
12:27No, hey, uh-uh.
12:29She's off limits.
12:30No, she's mine.
12:31I see you.
12:32Hey.
12:34So we'll just be friends then?
12:36I like it.
12:40Yeah, friends.
12:45It's a friendship.
12:46Yeah.
12:51Oh, no, please don't leave, sir.
12:52Our Uber's about to leave.
12:53I love you.
12:54I'm going to head home.
12:55No, no, no, no, no.
12:56Let's brunch in Singapore.
12:57Come on, let's go.
12:58Let me walk you home.
12:59No, it's fine.
13:00I live right around the corner.
13:01It's on the way.
13:02You live where we live.
13:03Semantics.
13:04Okay, fine,
13:05but only because you'd feel really bad
13:06if I got murdered.
13:07Okay, don't fish where I swim, Ryle.
13:08I love you.
13:09See you tomorrow, though.
13:11I appreciate you walking me, but you really...
13:13I can't stop thinking about you.
13:16I'm right here.
13:20That's the problem.
13:23I thought we agreed to be friends.
13:26We did.
13:28That was, like, hours ago.
13:33Can I just kiss you?
13:34Oh, my God.
13:35Just once.
13:36You are fishy.
13:37Just once.
13:38That's all I need to get you out of my system.
13:39Oh, that's it?
13:40That'll do it?
13:41Okay, well, good luck with that.
13:42Is that a yes?
13:45Just once?
13:47Just once.
13:53Okay.
13:59Okay.
14:05Okay.
14:23Did I get me out of your system?
14:28I'm gonna walk myself, okay?
14:31You're my girlfriend.
14:34What happens when we're not on vacation
14:37and you wake up and realize this is real?
14:41You are the only real thing I've ever had in my life.
14:44Oh, Danny, come on, man.
14:45I don't...
14:46She's beautiful, and she's...
14:48I'm not 23.
14:51I'm not that.
14:53She's good.
14:54She's very nice.
14:55There's only one problem.
14:56She's not you.
14:58She's not you.
15:00Two kids.
15:02You can't just drive them off a cliff, you know?
15:06I love those kids more than anything in the world, governor.
15:11I want to be with those guys, like, 23 hours a day.
15:15What about the other hour?
15:27I'm talking about...
15:31Whatever.
15:35I have to say this quick,
15:37or I'm just gonna have this massive coronary,
15:39and then you'll never hear it, and you have to.
15:42This is by far the dumbest thing I've ever done in my entire life.
15:47So dumb, in fact, that I can't.
15:51Oh, but I'm gonna.
15:53I'm sure.
15:58Michael...
16:02I love you.
16:04I've loved you for nine years.
16:06I've just been too arrogant and scared to realize it,
16:09and, well, now I'm just scared,
16:11so I realize this comes at a very inopportune time,
16:16but I really have this gigantic favor to ask of you.
16:22Choose me.
16:24Marry me.
16:26Let me make you happy.
16:29That sounds like three fairs, doesn't it?
16:32What?
16:34Please.
16:44Please.
16:59No bad?
17:03No bad at all.
17:27This will make it more difficult.
17:31Say the read.
17:57Don't move.
18:14Why?
18:16Why do people do that?
18:18Why do people do what?
18:19Deny that they've ever done anything wrong in a relationship.
18:23I mean, why can't people just take responsibility for their shit and move on?
18:28Which people are you talking about?
18:32I don't know.
18:33What?
18:34I don't know.
18:36You?
18:37Me?
18:39Everybody.
18:41Maybe everybody's afraid that any admission of guilt
18:45would be seen as a sign of weakness.
18:47You know, that's where everybody's wrong.
18:50I see it as a sign of maturity.
18:52Don't you think?
18:55Absolutely.
18:56I mean, life is about making mistakes, right?
19:03And death is about wishing you made a whole lot more.
19:10Huh.
19:12I just made that up.
19:14Look at you, my little boy.
19:21Well, then.
19:23Here is to our big, fat, ugly mistake.
19:30The kind that knocks you on your ass.
19:33And makes you want to do them all over again.
19:41What do you mean?
19:44Well, I...
19:47Uh, well, wait.
19:49What mistake were you talking about?
19:51No, you just...
19:52You just said you had made a mistake.
19:55I did.
19:57So we're in agreement?
20:02But so did you.
20:06Yeah, so...
20:08So we both made a huge mistake.
20:15By getting married.
20:18Oh, yeah, that, yeah.
20:23And getting divorced.
20:27But you know what?
20:28Hey, I screwed up.
20:30I screwed up, and I'm...
20:32I'm sorry.
20:40Sometimes I...
20:45Sometimes I really think it was all me.
20:52This is crazy.
20:56But I kind of...
20:58I kind of miss it.
21:02What?
21:03This.
21:05Us.
21:06You know, you.
21:11You don't even like me.
21:15Are you kidding me?
21:17Of course I like you.
21:42What are you thinking about?
21:48Nothing.
21:58Liar.
22:01That's the nicest thing you've said to me all weekend.
22:18Newland.
22:20Has anything happened?
22:22Yes.
22:23I found I had to see you.
22:30What is it?
22:31Nothing.
22:35So tell me what you do all day.
22:39Well, um, there are a few very pleasant people
22:42from Philadelphia and Baltimore
22:44who are picnicking at the inn,
22:46and the Marys are setting up a lawn tennis court,
22:49but nobody here has really heard of the game yet,
22:51so, um, I have my racket, of course,
22:54and so does Kate Mary,
22:55but she's had this terrible case of bronchitis
22:58She's still quite not over it.
23:04I'd have a match.
23:05But I thought I came here because I thought
23:07I could persuade you to break away from all that,
23:10to advance our engagement.
23:14Don't you understand how much I want to marry you?
23:17And why should we dream away another year?
23:20I'm not sure I do understand, Newland.
23:25Is it because you're not certain
23:27of feeling the same way about me?
23:31What on earth do you mean?
23:34Is there someone else?
23:37Someone else?
23:39Between you and me?
23:43Let's talk frankly, Newland.
23:45I've felt a difference in you,
23:47especially since our engagement.
23:49Since our engagement?
23:50If it's untrue, then it won't hurt to talk about it,
23:52and if it is true,
23:53then why shouldn't we talk about it now?
23:55I mean, you might have made a mistake.
23:57If I'd made some sort of a mistake,
23:59would I be down here asking you to hurry our marriage?
24:02I don't know. You might.
24:04It would be one way to settle the question.
24:11In Newport, two years ago,
24:13before we were promised,
24:15everyone said there was someone else for you.
24:18I even saw you with her once,
24:20sitting together on a veranda at a dance.
24:22When she came into the house, her face looked so sad.
24:25I felt sorry for her.
24:27And even after, when we were engaged,
24:29I could still see how she looked, and it...
24:32Is that all you've been concerned about?
24:37It's long past.
24:42Then is there something else?
24:44No.
24:46Of course not.
24:50Whatever it may have been, Newland,
24:52I can't have my happiness made out of a wrong to somebody else.
24:56If promises were made,
24:57or if you feel in some way pledged to this person,
25:00even if it means her getting a divorce,
25:02then, Newland, don't give her up because of me.
25:05There are no pledges.
25:07There are no promises that matter.
25:10That's all I've been trying to say.
25:12There is no one between us.
25:13There is nothing between us, May.
25:19Which is precisely my argument for getting married.
25:22Oliver!
25:25I was literally just talking about you.
25:28How did you know that I got back?
25:31Let's just say a little bird told me.
25:35I gotta meet this frickin' bird!
25:38It's me, Shel.
25:41I'm the bird.
25:42I called Oliver.
25:45Oh, thank you.
25:47It's so great to have such nice friends.
25:52And Oliver, I have to admit, I never went to Peru.
25:57I know.
25:59You're welcome.
26:01And I was in Playboy.
26:03I know that, too.
26:05And I don't care.
26:08I would like to try this again.
26:10Except this time, no manhole covers or bubble gum.
26:15You know, just to see where this goes.
26:19Yes.
26:21I'd like that.
26:23Great.
26:26Uh, Oliver.
26:28Oliver.
26:30I'm Shelly.
26:32Nice to meet you again, Shelly.
26:34What a gift.
26:36Always given before it's known the cost or the reward.
26:41I pronounce you man and wife.
26:44You may kiss the bride.
27:14The princess.
27:31She's a river filled with tears of sadness and heartbreak.
27:42There was a princess.
27:47Elisabeth.
27:52She was the most radiant woman in all the empires of the world.
28:04Man's deceit took her from her ancient prince.
28:09She leapt to her death into the river that you spoke of.
28:15In my mother's tongue, it is called...
28:24Archish.
28:28River princess.
28:51What is it?
28:52I forgot we have the same phone.
28:55Listen.
28:57She has a psycho antenna that tells her somewhere out there Danny is happy.
29:02And I should swoop in and blow it all to shit.
29:04I just ignore it.
29:05Yeah, but you're not ignoring it.
29:07You're letting it ring.
29:08See, if I ignore it, it goes straight to voicemail, right?
29:10And then she knows I ignored it.
29:12Then she sticks a pin in a voodoo doll.
29:14Wait a minute.
29:15People know when you hit the ignore button?
29:17Yeah.
29:18No one ever told me that.
29:19You're such a fucking nerd.
29:21No, we don't need to make this about us.
29:23This is just Allison being crazy.
29:26I mean, we moved in together after a ten-minute conversation.
29:29You know what? We gave it our best shot.
29:30You're right.
29:31We should just call you home.
29:32You never said you wanted this.
29:33I just spent a week rearranging my life and moving you in.
29:36Does that not say I want to do this?
29:38Are we fighting right now?
29:39Yeah.
29:40It looks like we're coming out of the game pretty strong.
29:42I mean, do you say it?
29:44I want to do this.
29:45Why?
29:47I want, like, a home.
29:50I haven't had one in a long time,
29:52and you being here makes this place a home.
29:57That's so amazing.
29:58Yeah.
30:00Can we always be honest like this?
30:02Absolutely.
30:03What level of honesty would you prefer?
30:05I don't like it when you play Rihanna music honest,
30:08or I imagine a threesome with you and Rihanna.
30:11I'm good either way.
30:14Yeah!
30:15God, I love you.
30:17Me too.
30:19I told you not to follow me.
30:21Well, I decided to ignore you.
30:24I've been planning bombs.
30:26In about 10 minutes, when the last plane full of kids takes off,
30:29I'm taking this place down for good.
30:34I'm sorry I lied to you, Cassie.
30:38I was wrong when I said I was both one of you and one of them.
30:42You can't be both.
30:44You have to choose.
30:47I choose you.
31:02Go.
31:04Get out of here.
31:06I'll find you.
31:13No.
31:26Okay, I think it's on.
31:28Go, go.
31:29Aloha.
31:30I'm Henry Roth.
31:31We met here at the Pukilau Cafe about a year after your accident.
31:37I like you, and you like me, most days.
31:41Every day is different, but basically this is what happens, Lucy.
31:44Kikikuloko.
31:45Take the camera.
31:46Okay, I got it, Dad.
31:47Don't drop it.
31:48Okay, all right.
31:49Here we are, right here.
31:50The part of you in this reenactment will be played by my good friend Ula.
31:55Aloha.
31:56Sorry about your brain.
31:58I had an accident too.
32:00Believe it or not, this is my good eye.
32:04Are you ready?
32:05Yeah.
32:06Hi.
32:07I like that waffle teepee that you have built.
32:09Oh, so nice of you to notice.
32:11Please, sit down.
32:13I would love to.
32:16My name is Henry, by the way.
32:18My name is Lucy.
32:20Smell my fingers?
32:22Ooh, fish, right on.
32:25So, Lucy, I work at an aquarium.
32:28Aquariums make me super horny.
32:31That's not funny.
32:32Don't rub those.
32:34I'm sorry, Mr. Whitmore, if you're watching.
32:36It's very late, and my friend is a little unstable.
32:38Oh, come on.
32:39Stop with the licking.
32:40You're making me sick.
32:41Lucy, I'm sorry.
32:43Anyways, I know you wish I was making all this stuff up.
32:47I wish I was, too.
32:50But the good news is there's so many people out there who care about you.
32:54Your dad and Doug and a couple of your friends here at the Hukilau
32:58have a message for you.
33:00Lucy, as you know, your mother and I were best friends.
33:05That's why I promised her that I would always help look after you.
33:11Sometimes life isn't very fair.
33:15But we still have you.
33:19Oh, and if you were wondering about this guy who's making this tape,
33:24he's okay.
33:27Hey, Lucy, just so you know, since you lost your memory,
33:31I became governor of Hawaii.
33:34Nah, just kidding.
33:35I'm too smart.
33:39Wailaliku, get your brother out of the dishwasher.
33:44So whenever you're ready, we'd all love to talk to you
33:47and answer any questions you have.
33:49And you're the best, Lucy.
33:51Aloha.
34:05How many times have I watched this?
34:09This is the first time.
34:15Okay, she cried for about an hour.
34:17That's not too bad. I bet in another hour she'll be ready to see her friends,
34:21have some lunch, get her life back.
34:23We could do this every day.
34:28We'll leave it up to her.
34:30All right.
34:35So how's the cow?
34:38Same as you. Every day they have to convince her she's a cow.
34:46Wow, look. The bark is healing.
34:49You're going to get there.
34:51I never hung out with you in the afternoon like this.
34:54And this lighting, man, oh man, you look disgusting.
34:59Yeah.
35:01Well, I don't know how you get me to fall for that egg-shaped head every morning.
35:06Oh, all I have to do is slide on my designer jeans
35:10and just kind of wiggle in front of you. You go nuts.
35:15Why couldn't I have met you one day before the accident?
35:19Don't worry, because if you hung out with me for more than one day,
35:23you'd realize I'm a bore.
35:25Oh, well, I have news for you.
35:27Yes?
35:28It takes less than one day.
35:30I think that hurt.
35:32Your damaged temporal lobe is causing me pain,
35:35and I'm going to get you for that.
35:38Now you're dead.
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