Made in Chelsea Season 29 Episode 10

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00:00Do you miss me?

00:01Benny just sent me.

00:02I was going to apologize.

00:03You do not deserve my friendship and my apology.

00:05It made me rate Angus slightly more.

00:07Now you fancy him.

00:08He's a bit of a player.

00:09No piercings, no one from Leeds.

00:11I'll see what I can do.

00:12I'm James.

00:13Hi, nice to meet you.

00:14Can we kiss now?

00:15You're so rude for no reason.

00:16Zeno, shut up.

00:17Honestly.

00:18I don't even know what jazz really sees in her.

00:20You're making it sound as if I'm like, you know what, Zeno, yeah, screw Lord.

00:23If you're fighting with someone, I'm the first one there.

00:25Friendship done then.

00:26Friendship done.

00:27Goodbye.

00:28If we're going to do this, we've got to do it properly.

00:29This is our future.

00:30It is our future.

00:31And I'm invested in this.

00:32I think he's jealous.

00:33I trust him.

00:34I don't fancy jewels.

00:35Well, why on earth would you say it?

00:36Just said it.

00:37How am I supposed to trust you again?

00:38Over a few comments.

00:39Yes, Sam, because it's trust.

00:40What's he meant to do?

00:41Send a note.

00:42Game to resign.

00:43No.

00:44Best day ever.

00:45I just sometimes get slight fake vibes from her.

00:46The ship has sailed.

00:47What have I done to you for you to have a go at me?

00:48It just sucks.

00:49You're not Jeff Bezos.

00:50You are.

00:51What have you done?

00:52An embarrassment.

00:53Perfect.

00:54So don't get involved in this.

00:55You are.

00:56What have you done?

00:57An embarrassment.

00:58Perfect.

00:59So don't get involved in my real friendships.

01:00Rude.

01:01Meh.

01:02Look how unloved you girls are.

01:03I thought I was PDA, but you guys.

01:04Like, I'm actually obsessed.

01:05I'm obsessed.

01:06I'm obsessed.

01:07I'm obsessed.

01:08I'm obsessed.

01:09I'm obsessed.

01:10I'm obsessed.

01:11I'm obsessed.

01:12I'm obsessed.

01:13I'm obsessed.

01:14I'm obsessed.

01:15I'm obsessed.

01:16I'm obsessed.

01:17I'm obsessed.

01:18I'm obsessed.

01:19I'm obsessed.

01:20I'm obsessed.

01:21I'm obsessed.

01:22I'm obsessed.

01:23I'm obsessed.

01:24I'm obsessed.

01:25I'm obsessed.

01:26I'm obsessed.

01:27I'm obsessed.

01:28I'm obsessed.

01:29I'm obsessed.

01:30I'm obsessed.

01:31I'm obsessed.

01:32I'm obsessed.

01:33I'm obsessed.

01:34I'm obsessed.

01:35Well, I'm actually obsessed.

01:36What do you think, girls?

01:37I like it.

01:38It's the biggest mop I've ever seen.

01:39As a hard working man.

01:40Hey.

01:41Fenty, how are you, sir?

01:42Hello, mate.

01:43How are you doing?

01:44Hello.

01:45You OK?

01:46You working hard?

01:47I know you're not drinking anymore, but you are killing it.

01:54You are splitting the bill here.

01:56We've got the good stuff as well.

01:57Why? I'm having a water, this doesn't count.

02:00I've actually invited Jazz to come here today

02:02just because I know you two are on quite good terms with each other.

02:04Yeah.

02:05Yaz, as in Yaz-Yaz.

02:06I want to try and build a bridge.

02:08Yeah.

02:09It's my olive branch.

02:10Good idea.

02:11I'm not sure my presence is going to help build that bridge, if I'm honest.

02:13Really?

02:14I know you like Sam, but...

02:16Yeah, I mean, Yaz has always been really weird with me.

02:18Yeah.

02:19They gossip and they talk shit.

02:22The thing is with Sam and Yaz is when they're together,

02:24they become this weird team of like...

02:27They become one person.

02:28Yeah, and it's not very nice.

02:30How has he wangled his way back in?

02:32I don't know.

02:33That's the question.

02:34Why?

02:35I swear to God, he must have a diamond penis.

02:37First time I've spoken about it in ages and I'm already sounding bitter.

02:39I can't.

02:40I've shedded this energy.

02:41I don't need it.

02:42No.

02:43I'm not getting angry.

02:44Even after everything's said and done,

02:45I've said, you stay in your lane, I'll stay in mine.

02:47He's been slagging me off on Instagram.

02:49Sam and Yaz are both cornering Harvey on a night out.

02:52What's he saying?

02:53Talking shit about me in business.

02:54Yeah, how's that going?

02:55Awfully.

02:56I've not done any work in four months for the company,

02:58but the reason I haven't done anything is cos I can't stand to look at the geezer.

03:01Yeah.

03:02I can't.

03:03He's just pissed me off, like...

03:04Yeah, he's jittered.

03:05He's just pissed me off.

03:06I'm going to keep putting coins in and keep...

03:08Go, go, go.

03:10Maybe just the chequered jumper.

03:12Yeah, yeah.

03:13That's fitting for your chequered past.

03:15What did you say?

03:16Chequered past?

03:17It's very fitting for your chequered past.

03:19That's bang out of order.

03:20Listen, wait.

03:21Can you explain what's been going on?

03:23You weren't at the gig.

03:24It was unreal, wasn't it?

03:25Yeah, it was really good.

03:26We had a great time until Angus walked in.

03:28I had a great time.

03:29I still don't think I'd go there with Angus,

03:31but it was really good.

03:32It was really good.

03:33It was really good.

03:34It was really good.

03:35It was really good.

03:36It was really good.

03:37It was really good.

03:38I'd go there with Angus,

03:39but seeing him being a bit more of a bad boy

03:41did make him more of a bad boy.

03:43Did it age him slightly?

03:44It did.

03:45That's what it did.

03:46It aged him slightly.

03:47It made him slightly more toxic,

03:49and that is appealing to me.

03:51It's so bad.

03:53Why am I like this?

03:54You're wrong.

03:55Why am I like this?

03:56I know what you mean, though.

03:57It did get a bit heated, didn't it?

03:58Between you and Angus, yeah, it did.

04:00So what was the end result of the conversation?

04:02Friction, tension, you're a dick, I'm a dick.

04:05But you need to remember, you and Angus were friends,

04:08and you are at some point going to need to just be like,

04:12just put that to one side.

04:13So obviously it's the Oxford-Cambridge boat race coming up,

04:17and me and Angus would 100% have been there at the pub with a pint,

04:21but he's not getting back to me, like, I'm checking my...

04:23And he's literally on my screensaver.

04:26They rotate around 50 photos every hour.

04:28But you want to be friends with him?

04:30Deep down, I do want to be friends with him.

04:32You just kind of need to look above it and be like,

04:34hey, dicks before checks.

04:46Can we go and get a beer in the sun? I think it's too hot in here.

04:49There is not a chance I have time for a beer.

04:51Where's the help?

04:53You know, Tristan's a shareholder of Bella.

04:55He hasn't been in the office in six months.

04:58There's days when we're so busy where we'll all be packing boxes.

05:01Great.

05:02And Tristan can see these orders coming in,

05:04but will never say, boys, I'm going to come down and help.

05:06I gave him shares of my company, of our company.

05:09It's not my company, our company.

05:11It's not fully up to me, but if it was up to me, he'd be gone.

05:14I honestly cannot work with him any more.

05:17However, I've seen some socials,

05:19can you put in a little fire stuff out there?

05:21Yeah, OK.

05:23That fire stuff happened when he chose to go on live

05:26with Miles talking about me for 30 minutes.

05:29That's fantastic PR.

05:30When he should have been at work.

05:32So, yeah, I did reply to comments that said,

05:34God, this is as much Tristan's done in three years.

05:36And I replied saying, Tristan's done nothing in three years.

05:38I know that he's really not happy about that.

05:40Tristan needs to give my shares back and I think we move on.

05:55Do you guys have, like, a name, like a...

05:57What could work?

05:58Demi and Jaz.

05:59Demi.

06:00Demi, Demi!

06:01We can call her baby Demi.

06:03THEY LAUGH

06:05We'd be too soon, too soon.

06:07Oh, my God, like, children, are they on the cards?

06:09Let me go for a drink first.

06:10Sometimes we talk about it, but it's too soon.

06:12Oh, I love that.

06:13It's just moving so fast.

06:14It is moving fast.

06:15It's amazing.

06:17Well, I'm glad to see you guys are good after the gig.

06:19Like, what even happened?

06:21Lauren was kind of coming at me and then Jaz was coming at me

06:23and I just felt a bit, like...

06:24Attacked?

06:25Attacked, yeah.

06:26I felt like I was kind of defending myself towards both of them

06:28and I know you don't want to, like, get involved in that situation

06:32because they're your friends, but I felt a bit like I was on my own.

06:35Do you understand how awkward it is for me to be in the middle

06:38of two of my really close friends arguing?

06:40Of course, and it is an uncomfortable situation,

06:42but I think you shouldn't be scared of losing Lauren

06:44because she's not actually a good friend to you.

06:46She made it incredibly hard for me and I love Lauren, I do,

06:50but I feel like she didn't hear me out

06:53and she thinks that I didn't hear her out, so I feel like...

06:56I also feel like Lauren's genuinely incapable

06:58of having a calm conversation.

07:00Yeah. Yeah.

07:01I feel like Lauren just seems like...

07:03I don't know her, but she sounds like a hot-headed person

07:06and I think she's got, like, a little soft spot for you as, like,

07:09a friend and I think once she calms down,

07:12she'll come and talk to you.

07:14I don't think it sounds like a big issue with you and her.

07:17Look, Jazzy, I know this is obviously an uncomfortable situation.

07:21I would never, ever tell you who you can and can't be friends with,

07:24but I just...

07:26I think you're better than that, to be honest.

07:33So, how did you miss your tea time in a professional tournament?

07:36But I didn't not turn up intentionally, I wanted to play.

07:39Yeah.

07:40Oh! Hi!

07:41How are you? I'm good, how are you?

07:43Good, thank you. How are you?

07:45I'm all right. I got your text.

07:47I was starting to think your phone wasn't working,

07:49but I'm glad you're here.

07:51Been a while. Not you, I saw you the other day.

07:54Sorry, no, we're fine. We're... I saw you the other day. Yeah.

07:57You know, I feel like we've lost our friendship slightly

08:01and I just want to talk to you in, like, a calm manner. Yeah.

08:04I am sorry that I made you upset and I made you cry

08:07when we went away to Dorset. Mm.

08:09And I want to be able to hang out with you without it being awkward.

08:13Yeah, like, it doesn't need to be awkward.

08:15We have a friendship, like, this doesn't mean our friendship...

08:18Here we go, lads, sorry.

08:21Water? Cheers, mate. Thank you very much.

08:23There you go, brother. Cheers, mate.

08:25Hello. Hello. I didn't know you were going to be here.

08:28I've been here for ages. Oh.

08:32Lots has changed since we last saw each other.

08:35What's going on?

08:36I mean, it's not my place to say, but...

08:38God, I think all sorts... Have you been dropped on your head again?

08:41Like, we've forgotten... Like, amnesia? Come on. No.

08:43No, seriously. I mean, I've got no friendship, so...

08:45I don't know how I'm supposed to, like...

08:47I know you and Sam have got such an issue with each other.

08:49I haven't got an issue with Sam. He's gone out of his way to have an issue with me.

08:52But you also have an issue with him. I don't.

08:54Why he has an issue with me, I haven't figured out yet.

08:56I think his issue's got to do with you guys...

08:58With your business stuff.

08:59I haven't wanted to touch Bella for so long

09:01because I don't want to walk into the office and look at Sam

09:04because of what emotionally he's done to me.

09:06Can you understand? I haven't done any work for the company in a long time.

09:09Because he's fucked me over at every opportunity,

09:11and it's now money and it's business and it's work and it's relationships,

09:14he takes low blows and it's intertwining our drama even more.

09:16I hear these kind of rumours or people talking shit about me.

09:19When?

09:20You two, like, fucking jumping up to Harvey on a Saturday night,

09:23talking shit at him.

09:24That's not actually what happened.

09:25No, what I'm saying is you're both very busy.

09:27I don't talk about you, Tristan.

09:29OK, your boyfriend does, so I'm asking you and Sam...

09:31So why are you having a go at me?

09:32I'm not having a go at you, I'm asking you.

09:34So what are you doing? Sam and I are not two people.

09:36We're not even back together. You're not two people, no.

09:38We're not even back together.

09:39So I don't know why you're having this conversation with me.

09:41Because, Gaz...

09:42Take this up with Sam.

09:43I would love to not have this conversation with you, but you're sat in front of me.

09:45I'm here having a big drink with the boys.

09:47Your attitude is fucking terrible.

09:48Why do you think I've got a shit attitude, Gaz?

09:50Honestly, you're pissing me off, Tristan.

09:52Like, I've actually not done anything wrong to you.

09:54Give my regards to your fella.

09:55Oh, shut up.

09:56I can't actually sit up, so...

10:01Gazzy.

10:15Oh, thank you.

10:16Go on, Oli.

10:17Yes!

10:18Nailed it.

10:19Insane.

10:20That is many, many years of practice.

10:23I knew you'd be good.

10:25You look like a croquet player.

10:27You walk like a croquet player.

10:29You walk like a croquet player? What does that mean?

10:31They just have a certain swag.

10:32Bent at the hip?

10:33Yeah, just...

10:34With a glass of Pimms.

10:35Yeah.

10:36You walk like a croquet player.

10:37You walk like a croquet player.

10:39You walk like a croquet player?

10:40Yeah.

10:41What does that mean?

10:42They just have a certain swag.

10:43Bent at the hip?

10:44With a glass of Pimms.

10:45Yeah, exactly.

10:46Um, wait, hang on.

10:47I really need to know.

10:48Are you still pining after Tabitha?

10:49Yeah.

10:50I can't...

10:51Like, I don't want to,

10:52but every time I feel like I'm, like, stepping away from it,

10:54she kind of just drags me back in.

10:56Oh, I think you've become a player,

10:57and she's now going,

10:58oh, he's looking more appealing.

10:59I know.

11:00I wish someone had told me that that was the key all along.

11:02Do you want to hear what she sent me?

11:03She invited me to the boat race,

11:05and she sounded quite...

11:06I want to say perky.

11:07I want to hear this.

11:08Hi.

11:09I was wondering if you were around

11:11to come to the Oxford-Cambridge boat race with me.

11:14Let me know if you're around,

11:16because it would be nice to see you there.

11:18She's done that subtle, sexy voice.

11:20I'm going to go. 100% I'm going to go.

11:22100% you've got to go.

11:23Go and see a boat race, take her up the Thames.

11:25I will. I will.

11:27OK.

11:28Um, have you had any action, then, since the intimacy code?

11:31Can't remember. We've been a bit stressed, actually.

11:33Do you not think that sex is a great stress reliever, though?

11:36It is, but it's getting into it that's a bit boring sometimes.

11:38I see. Oh, the foreplay.

11:39Do you know what I like to do to get someone else in the mood?

11:42Oh. Send a nude.

11:44I've never sent a nude in my entire life.

11:46I don't believe that for a second. Not one. Really?

11:48What? You've never...

11:49Do I have a little thirst trap number?

11:51You've never just gone like... Actually, Angus, I thought...

11:53No. I've got one or two generic photos just in case.

11:56So you've sent to everyone?

11:58Broadcast message. No, I've never sent it,

12:00but just in case, you know, if it's a really crappy day...

12:03Oh, is that what gets you off, is photos of yourself?

12:05No. No. I'm not wanky in a mirror.

12:07I'm not 14 anymore.

12:09Internet connection was dying back then. I do. It's great.

12:14By the end of that, one breast would come up and you'd be like...

12:17A pixelated breast and you're done, you're 14.

12:20I think we should take a nude photo of you and gift it to Gareth.

12:26I think he would like that. He'd love it.

12:28I think the initial stance I'm going to take is I'm not 22.

12:35You're still in fine shape.

12:37I'm all right, but I am 40 in a year and a half.

12:39I think it will be a nice, funny thing for Gareth.

12:42Yeah.

12:44God.

12:46MUSIC PLAYS

12:56So how is the engagement going?

12:58Are you guys more in love now you're engaged?

13:00I would say so. I think nothing's really changed, has it?

13:04Obviously you've told me I'll be one of the guests of honour.

13:07But I'd love if Yasmin and I, we both can come.

13:10No, no, you're definitely invited.

13:12I just want to share, you know. Big day.

13:14It is a big day. We need to plan how we get out of this.

13:17So how are you guys doing? Yeah, we're good.

13:19I mean, well, I was good until I actually bumped into Tristan yesterday

13:23and he was honestly just so outrageous.

13:25I felt like I was cornered by Tristan,

13:27like he was saying that you and Sam are so busy, blah, blah, blah.

13:30I was like, busy doing what?

13:32I was like, I don't speak about you, Tristan.

13:34Oh, my God. They're going round the whole of Chelsea

13:36accusing everyone of speaking about them.

13:38He was really angry. I was really upset.

13:40I was holding back my tears. I was that shocked.

13:42That, for me, is unforgivable.

13:44And then he was talking about the business

13:46and he tried to kind of go in the upset mode and go,

13:48I feel really uncomfortable to go into the office

13:50because, you know, everything that Sam's done to me.

13:52This is a 30-year-old guy, by the way.

13:54And I was like, then why have you continued?

13:56He just doesn't take any responsibility.

13:58Why not just buy him out?

13:59But he doesn't deserve to be bought out because he's done no work.

14:01The easiest and cleanest route is get him to resign.

14:04I can help you draft a lefter in.

14:06I, Tristan, do no work for the company

14:10and I resign with immediate effect.

14:13Then it comes down to the shares and buying him out.

14:16Well, I mean, just offer him zero.

14:19Once he's no longer a director, he's no longer involved in the company,

14:22you can easily get him out.

14:24Tristan is worth zero. Absolutely nothing.

14:26Then just stick it in a letter, put it in an envelope

14:29and give it to him and say, that's what you're getting.

14:32That is kind of where I'm at now.

14:43Yourself and Marbella.

14:45That's OK.

14:47Monaco.

14:48Everyone I hate's going to cry when they see me.

14:52Jules is late, but it's nice to, like, hang out.

14:56I know. Us three, you two together.

15:00We've had loads of nice private conversations and...

15:03I was too short.

15:05Well, cheers. Cheers.

15:07Cheers to that. I like that a lot.

15:09I like that a lot.

15:13Up.

15:15Think of the booty, though, Lauren.

15:17Oh, my God.

15:20Oh, my God.

15:23This reminds me why I don't come to the gym

15:25and I actually just stick to Reforma.

15:27I can't do it.

15:29Hello. Oh, how are you?

15:31Hello.

15:33Hi, I'm Demi. Nice to meet you.

15:35Nice to meet you. You all right?

15:37I haven't seen you for a while.

15:39I like the pink. Thank you. I've just been boxing training.

15:42Nice. How are you, though?

15:44You guys are... You and Jazz. Yeah, yeah, good.

15:46We're official now.

15:48Are you? Yeah, yeah, so it's all going good.

15:50Aw. Yeah, just staying at hers.

15:52But how are you? I heard, like, there's a little bit of a...

15:55Yeah, it's really shit, to be honest,

15:57because Jazz has been, like, my little sister.

16:00You know, I adore her. It's just been quite disappointing.

16:03Maybe you two need to, like, meet up and have a chat.

16:06What do you think, Livvy? I think be careful. Yeah?

16:08Because I think she needs to prove herself a bit. Yeah. Yeah.

16:11I just don't want to get into another...

16:13You know when you almost, like, don't want to have a conversation

16:15cos you don't want to be disappointed?

16:17I think she's going to... She was crying the other day, Lauren.

16:19Like, she genuinely misses you. Yeah.

16:21Like, she don't want to fall out with you. Yeah.

16:23I think she just needs to actually prove through her actions

16:26that she wants to be friends with you,

16:28rather than just actually saying it to you. Yeah.

16:30Be careful. Yeah.

16:32Yeah. All right. All right.

16:34All right, good to see you. I'll let her know.

16:36See you later. Bye. Bye.

16:38I want to believe it so badly. Yeah.

16:40Cos I really did value that friendship.

16:42I really, like, adore her. Yeah.

16:44I do, but it's just, like, I'm not doing this fake thing any more.

16:48I feel like she is like that a lot.

16:50Like, she tries to be friends with everyone,

16:52but then just doesn't give her all to anyone.

16:54Do you know what I mean? Yeah.

17:04What's going on with you, Jaz? How are you?

17:06Oh, so crazy that, like, I purposely tried to stay out

17:08the Zeno and Lauren drama just for, like, my own sanity

17:11and, like, I didn't want to pick sides with my two good friends,

17:13and that's why I'm being now dragged into it,

17:15because I didn't.

17:17Back either or. Oh, here she is.

17:19Hi.

17:21Look at that smile.

17:23That smile. Hi.

17:25Oh, God, not the smile. You look so gorgeous.

17:27I got your favourite drink. Thank you, so do you.

17:29Oh, my God, I need that. I appreciate it.

17:33Hello. Hello.

17:35How are you?

17:37Um, I'm not great, to be honest.

17:40Um, I feel like...

17:42I've wanted to, like, clear some things up with you.

17:45I heard from Tristan that you, like, went in on him yesterday.

17:49I went in on Tristan?

17:51Yeah.

17:53I think Temps and Miles can both vouch for the fact

17:56that I absolutely did not go for Tristan.

17:58I had my back up, as anyone would,

18:01so I don't know why he's now relayed to you.

18:03Yeah, but you're defending Sam, and you shouldn't be.

18:06I was talking about the business. That's what I was defending Sam in.

18:09Only the business stuff.

18:11Sam doesn't want him to be a part of the business,

18:13and it just breaks my heart, because Tristan's the hardest-working guy,

18:16and he's constantly getting teared down from Sam.

18:18I just don't understand how you can't see that,

18:21because it hurts him so much.

18:23But, Julia, you don't need to get upset.

18:25I feel like you're condoning that behaviour.

18:27But why am I getting the grief between Sam and Tristan?

18:30What have I done to you for you to have a go at me?

18:33I'm not having a go at you, though. You very much are.

18:35You're having more of a go at me. I'm not really having a go at you.

18:38I'm so done. I'm so done as well.

18:40You're getting so, like, angry.

18:42Because I'm annoyed. I'm annoyed that you and Tristan

18:44are both trying to drag my name under the mud

18:46over something that I'm not involved in.

18:48I've just seen Tristan so upset by it.

18:50Like, he's so upset. I just feel like Sam needs to just stop.

18:53Like, it's just horrible to see him. Like, he's so sad about it.

18:56I think it really, deep down, affects Tristan a lot.

18:58Yeah, it really does, and he doesn't show it.

19:00And he doesn't show it, but he really, like...

19:02And with his business stuff, like,

19:04he wants to put in the effort and put in the work,

19:06but how can he when, like, this guy is constantly trying to put him down?

19:09Like, what's he meant to do?

19:11I would just walk away. If I didn't need all of that,

19:13and someone's treating me so shit, I'd walk away and rise above it.

19:16That's what I would do. Tristan should walk away and rise above it

19:19and go, Sam, you've been so shit to me.

19:21No, because then that's Sam winning again.

19:23I don't understand what you're saying.

19:25I literally did not want to fall out with you.

19:27I just feel like no-one's really having my back at all.

19:29But no-one's saying anything.

19:31I haven't got a word in its ways, mate.

19:33You're untamed, you're never alone.

19:47There's a stain on that, Sophie.

19:49Ouch!

19:50That's been thoroughly washed in the last 15 years, I'll have you know.

19:56Maybe put an apple in there.

19:58That's beautiful!

20:01Oh, I'm a father of two. What am I doing?

20:17Hi. What's up?

20:19How are you? I'm OK.

20:21Oh, only OK? No, just, you know, I'm busy.

20:24Been busy, but I'm feeling good.

20:26I don't know where the sass is coming from.

20:28No, it's not sass, you know, I'm just being me.

20:30How are you? Oh.

20:32Oh, wait, are you trying to play it cool?

20:34No. Oh, OK.

20:35Yeah, no, that is exactly what I'm doing, to be honest.

20:38No, it doesn't really look like it now,

20:40but I was actually going to go full bad boy,

20:42I was going to wear a leather jacket,

20:44I was going to get out the skull earring,

20:46but I couldn't find them this morning.

20:48I think I left them on my bike or something cool like that.

20:50I think that you're getting it wrong.

20:52I think it should be more Ralph Lauren on the outside,

20:54bad boy on the inside. OK.

20:56I mean, I can do that.

20:58Yeah. Yeah.

21:00I mean, look at me.

21:02What do you mean, look at you? We both look great.

21:05I look great. We both look great. You look all right.

21:09Hey, guys. OK. All right.

21:12It's over, you all right? Hey, Angus. Hey, Angus.

21:15Like, what is with all this, like, cloak and dagger stuff?

21:18Like, why can't I just meet, right,

21:20the person who said they were going to meet me?

21:22Well, I didn't think you would come if it was just me and you.

21:25And now my wonderful, cute date with Tabitha

21:28has turned into, like, a three-way therapy session.

21:31Well, let's not be Oxford and Cambridge, you know?

21:34Let's just be Cambridge.

21:36Right, I'm going to come and say it.

21:38Freddie, genuinely, from the bottom of my heart,

21:41I'm sorry that I tried to get with your ex-girlfriend.

21:46You behaved extremely badly in Dorset, OK? Yeah.

21:49And I also behaved very badly.

21:51I think what you did was like your asshole.

21:53I know. You're here to make peace.

21:56We moved past from that and I'm here to make peace.

21:58And I also apologise for the way that that whole situation was handled.

22:01It's all right, mate.

22:02It's been quite rough not being able to hang out with you

22:05because, yeah, it was just, it's been difficult.

22:08Hug it out! Go on, give me a hug.

22:10Yay!

22:13Yeah, come on, Tabitha. Can I? Yay!

22:17Of course you bring Tabitha into that hug.

22:19Best date ever.

22:20It's the most action I've got from Tabitha.

22:22That is, yes.

22:36Look at that beautiful, bright smile of yours, my love.

22:38Yeah, I mean, it's very bright.

22:41Yes, I did get new teeth.

22:43But, you know what, I think I've realised

22:46that I didn't need to change anything about myself.

22:49I've definitely learnt a lesson.

22:51Like, I will be getting them off. Yeah? But they are great.

22:53Thank God you didn't get veneers. Imagine they were shaved down.

22:55You'd look like Gollum for the next six months.

22:57Thank God.

22:58I saw the girls last night.

23:00Ruby, Yaz and Jazz.

23:03I mean, Yaz is your favourite person.

23:05She's just holding so much anger and resentment,

23:07but it's obviously, it is because she's back with Sam.

23:09He's texted me, well, he sent me some arsey texts last night.

23:12OK.

23:13So he's going to come down here in a bit.

23:15Oh, God.

23:17I'm not going to have Sam Prince sit across the table from me

23:20and say that I'm anything other than hard-working.

23:22And I'm not walking away until I'm given what I'm owed.

23:25I completely agree.

23:28Just very masculine poses, Oli.

23:31Obviously. Good, Oliver.

23:33Is your party not tomorrow?

23:35Are you coming in a toga, carrying her in?

23:37Well, I could do.

23:38To be honest, I kind of wanted to see what you look like naked

23:41because I'm looking for little new acrobats.

23:45I wanted to be Cirque du Soleil.

23:48And who is your date going to be for this party?

23:51What about the bloke the other night?

23:53Sorry, I was trying to forget that

23:55and actually preserve our friendship from the royal telling-off

23:58that I was going to give you.

24:00How was he in bed?

24:04Well, we didn't make it into bed

24:06because he was way past his bedtime, basically.

24:09Oh, no, really?

24:11I'm so sorry I'm late.

24:13Don't worry, I'm the slightest.

24:15This is my friend Will.

24:17Hello. Will is a great guy.

24:20Hollywood best arse double.

24:22Oh, my God, are you joking?

24:24No, quite seriously.

24:25Just in case my arse is looking a bit more 40

24:27than I thought it was going to.

24:29Yours looks like it's been sat on for 20 years.

24:31Quite. No offence.

24:32It's true, and it has been.

24:34So Will is taking my place.

24:36I step out. You step out.

24:38You just have to basically make Will's arse look like my arse.

24:42OK, right, let's see Hollywood's best arse turn around.

24:46Oh, my God.

24:48Oh, my God.

24:50Not bad.

24:52Oliver.

24:54Perfect.

25:08What do you think of this? I'm obsessed.

25:10OK, we want to attend the circus, Lily, not be the circus.

25:13No. OK, maybe not. Next one.

25:28Hi. Hi.

25:31Thanks for the tea.

25:33You're welcome.

25:36You all right?

25:38Um...

25:40It's a hard question to answer, to be honest.

25:42Mm-hm. Yeah.

25:45I just thought it was finally time for us to, like, chat,

25:49and I hope you know how much this is, like, breaking my heart,

25:52like, actually.

25:54I understand why you're frustrated.

25:56Of course I do.

25:58And...

26:00..it just...

26:02I don't know, I feel like I can't do anything right, really.

26:06With you.

26:08What do you mean?

26:10Like, when it comes to this, it's really hard for me,

26:12when, like, I genuinely...

26:14I know you said that it's not possible to, like,

26:16love loads of people, but, like, with you and Zeno,

26:18like, they're two very different friendships,

26:20two very strong friendships.

26:22Hopefully, with us, strong.

26:24But I really... I thought, you know what, I'm not...

26:26I'm not even going to get involved,

26:28and hopefully they can just have it out with each other,

26:30and then we just get along.

26:32Do you see where that, like, hurts me?

26:34You're the last person I want to fall out with.

26:38You know, I don't really mind the others.

26:40I'm really OK with it.

26:42You're... You, it, like, hits, like...

26:44Yeah. It hits, like...

26:46It just sucks, you know?

26:48Like, I feel like we have such a good connection,

26:50such a nice friendship, and, like, I'm there for you, Jaz,

26:52like, all the time, you know?

26:54And, like, I just want to feel like you're there for me.

26:56Yeah.

26:58And I do.

27:00I came prepared.

27:02Yeah, I really like my make-up.

27:08What?

27:10Love you.

27:14Love you.

27:16Love you.

27:18But I just want to thank you for being so...

27:20I know that you didn't expect to run into Demi.

27:22Yeah, not at all.

27:24And then she was like, yeah, that Livvy girl doesn't like you.

27:26And I was like, sorry.

27:28But Demi came home and I was like,

27:30I don't know what's going on with the problem,

27:32and I was really confused.

27:34Like, did you feel that vibe when you were speaking?

27:36No, I feel more Livvy.

27:38She, in that moment, was like,

27:40OK, just, like, proceed with caution.

27:42Yeah. Are you guys friends? You and Livvy?

27:44I would say we're good.

27:46Like, I've really tried to make an effort with her

27:48since the Maldives, so it kind of just, like, jabbed me a bit.

27:50Yeah.

27:52She was like, if you're friends with everybody,

27:54are you really a good friend to anyone?

27:56Mm.

27:58To say that in front of Demi was a bit odd.

28:00Yeah.

28:02I don't know. You know, it's a bit embarrassing.

28:10Right, who are you supporting?

28:12I'm Oxford, OK?

28:14Let's do it, let's have it.

28:16I'm Oxford as well.

28:18Woo!

28:20I'll cover Oxford!

28:22Oh!

28:28What do you think of this one?

28:30Oh, my God, it's a contender for short, I love it.

28:32Yeah, so do I.

28:34Picked out these for you, maybe, to go with the dress.

28:36Yeah, I'd like to go with it 100%.

28:38This is really the vibe for Sophie's party.

28:40Isn't it? I feel like it worked with the curse.

28:42It's a lot, but, no, I love it.

28:44It's great. Short, I love short.

28:46Yeah, this is such a good idea, actually, renting out a dress.

28:48I know.

28:50Cos I hate wearing the same dress twice.

28:52It's also just a really good idea, cos, obviously,

28:54it's, like, good for the planet, but then also you get to wear

28:56all these dresses.

28:58I know, they're stunning.

29:00How's everything with Jack?

29:02Yeah, we're really good, actually.

29:04I think we had a bit of a rough patch for, like, a few weeks,

29:06but we're so good now, we're, like, on the right track.

29:08Good.

29:10And how are you?

29:12How's things with, like, the whole jazz situation?

29:14Lauren was telling me about it yesterday at the gym

29:16when I saw her.

29:18We actually bumped into Demi, which was interesting.

29:20Was that really awkward?

29:22Yeah, that was the first time I'd met her as well.

29:24She was basically just saying jazz has been really upset

29:26about Lauren.

29:28Lauren said jazz has been messaging her quite a lot to meet up

29:30and that they've obviously met up today

29:32for a coffee, I think.

29:34Mm.

29:36I mean, I'm obviously not

29:38the nicest thing to hear,

29:40that she's, you know, wanting to try

29:42this hard to fix the future.

29:44Yeah, it does seem like she is, like, really upset about it.

29:46Yeah.

29:48I just sometimes get slight fake vibes from her,

29:50cos I feel like she tries to be so nice to everyone.

29:52I wouldn't say that she's fake,

29:54but I do think that she

29:56struggles sometimes with deciding which way to go

29:58and, like, doesn't want to upset everybody

30:00or doesn't want to, I guess, be on people's bad side.

30:02And it's something I want to speak to her about

30:04and just say, your priority feels like

30:06it's with Lauren here, not me.

30:08There is a bit of a common denominator here,

30:10which is that jazz isn't

30:12backing either of you guys.

30:14Yeah.

30:16Well, you know I'll always have your back.

30:18I know that, my love.

30:20I really appreciate the support that you've given me recently.

30:22It means a lot. Good.

30:24Sam's here.

30:26Tristan, Julian. Sam. How are you doing?

30:28Yeah, I think I'm going to go.

30:30See you later. Bye. Bye-bye.

30:34Sam.

30:36Tristan. How's it going?

30:38Good. Yeah?

30:40Yeah, really good. Good.

30:42First of all,

30:44I think what I can't seem

30:46to get my head around, it's been days now,

30:48is why you raised your voice at Yasmin.

30:50Is it funny? Yeah.

30:52Is it funny? Yeah, you're funny.

30:54It's funny that you raised your voice.

30:56It's good you laughed. It's a discussion.

30:58Did you raise your voice? I matched her energy.

31:00You matched her energy?

31:02Your lies are swirling.

31:18Your lies are swirling.

31:20What's the point of you being here?

31:22Is this the point of it? Cos I can't be arsed with you all.

31:24Because I'm so sick of

31:26a guy who pretend... You're a pretender.

31:28I'm sorry. You're a proud gentleman

31:30that shouts at girls. I'm not. It's absolute bollocks.

31:32Sam, you cheat on every girl you've been with.

31:34You've left a string of broken-hearted women.

31:36You're an emotional... You are the poster boy for emotional immaturity.

31:38You're a serial cheat and you're a manipulator.

31:40Stop pretending to be so happy when your girlfriend's

31:42saying you're sitting at home crying. Why are you crying?

31:44Why are you trying to weaponise emotional vulnerability?

31:46I'm sick and tired of people

31:48like you trying to drag me down.

31:50I'm trying to cut all ties with you, Sam.

31:52You keep saying, cut ties with me.

31:54That's exactly what I want.

31:56Apparently you invest into Bella.

31:58Investing my time into Bella.

32:00How much did you invest into Bella?

32:02Emotionally, time. That's what I've invested.

32:04I owe you nothing.

32:06I gave you the shares, you've done nothing.

32:08Sam, I'm not going to sit here trading blows with you.

32:10Tell me what you've done. Nothing.

32:12You're going on TikTok Live and selling a few houseplants

32:14You're absent for months at a time.

32:16You've had a failed podcast with a girl you cheated on

32:18and a failed tea business.

32:20You're not Jeff Bezos.

32:22You are an embarrassment.

32:24And the fact that you're sat here trying to insult me

32:26means absolutely nothing to me.

32:28Nothing you ever say to me...

32:30You chase chaos like it's oxygen.

32:32You chase a spotlight because you think you're a main character

32:34but you're a fucking villain with a baby face.

32:36And nothing that you say to me will ever mean a thing.

32:38When you have something to talk about, we can discuss.

32:40I'm not interested in hearing this, Sam.

32:42Goodbye. All the best.

33:12Your talent in the circus would be...

33:14Snake charmer.

33:16I would love that.

33:18Of course you would.

33:20You have tamed many a snake.

33:22I still don't speak snake, but I can charm them.

33:24In that crushed velvet number, you could be...

33:26I'm the ringleader, babe.

33:28I'm the ringleader.

33:30I'm the ringleader.

33:32As for you, we've worked out what your talent is.

33:34You're quite good at bending at the hips.

33:36You're quite good at bending at the hips.

33:38You're quite good at bending at the hips.

33:40As for your talent, you're quite good at bending at the hips.

33:42Showing the photo?

33:44No, I don't know if it's the right time.

33:46I think it is.

33:48What have you done?

33:50A little treat.

33:52Well, we did a little something just for you.

33:54This is from me to you.

33:56Have you done something with something of mine?

33:58It's just a little present to show you the naughtiness.

34:00It's a present.

34:06Is that you?

34:08Of course it's me. Look how handsome I am.

34:12Something's not quite right.

34:14Because it looks...

34:16The bottom bit looks quite muscly and the top bit doesn't.

34:18That's your head on someone else's body.

34:20No.

34:22Yes, I know your body.

34:24I've been married to you for seven years.

34:26That's my body.

34:28It's just a different angle to what you're often seeing.

34:30That's not your butt.

34:32Sophie and Liv came up with an idea

34:34that doing a nice naked photo shoot

34:36is a good shout.

34:38I thought maybe I'd get a Hollywood's Best Stunt

34:40double ass to help me out.

34:42Hollywood's Best?

34:44Apparently.

34:46He was Brad Pitt in Troy.

34:48That was like 25 years ago.

34:50But I thought maybe you'd find that more attractive.

34:52Body attractive.

34:54Your body is better than this, huh?

34:56So this is silly.

34:58Do you see what he's trying to do?

35:00It was just another idea that could sort of encourage...

35:02Just to push you guys back into the bedroom

35:04where you belong.

35:06Let's raise a glass to Oli's ass.

35:08Bottoms up, guys.

35:10Bottoms up.

35:12I've never had my ass cheers before.

35:26This outfit.

35:28Is that shirt a shirt for a bow tie?

35:30Not in the traditional sense, no.

35:32It's just a shirt.

35:34Anything else?

35:36You do actually look very nice.

35:38Aww.

35:40It's nice that we're all cool now.

35:42I didn't know we were not cool.

35:44No, I'm just saying

35:46I'm not trying to sleep with you anymore.

35:48Okay.

35:50That's nice.

35:52It's a good progression, I guess.

35:54I know the ship has sailed.

35:56Has it, though?

36:02Yeah.

36:08Did you like the performance?

36:10Yeah.

36:12I was just staring at you, staring at them.

36:14I know.

36:16I didn't know where to look.

36:18I was trying not to look at her,

36:20but I was trying to clap her at the same time.

36:22Hello.

36:24Nice to see you again.

36:26How are you?

36:28Good.

36:30I'm a bit weird.

36:32This is Lauren's situation,

36:34but I heard that you'd been messaging her loads

36:36and trying to fix the trend.

36:38From this one?

36:40That's where you've heard it?

36:42Yeah, I told her.

36:44Because Lauren told me at the gym

36:46that you'd been messaging her.

36:48It's quite hard for me to hear that

36:50when she's been treating me as badly as she has.

36:52I didn't expect to have a messenger

36:54talk about my business before we got to speak,

36:56so I'm sorry that you heard that

36:58from this one.

37:00Okay, hearing from Livvy, that's obviously not ideal.

37:02It's rude.

37:04You know that Lauren's been an asshole to me.

37:06You know that she has.

37:08I told her at the gig.

37:10I'm not trying to back both of you.

37:12I'm trying to stay the world the fuck out of it, Zayna.

37:14By doing that, I'm saying...

37:16Guys, come on, don't do that.

37:18I'm listening to you.

37:20Being able to have an opinion on what's right and what's not...

37:22No, it's hypocritical.

37:24It's completely a different situation.

37:26You don't need to swear or shout.

37:28I just think you try to be friends with everyone.

37:30You try to be so lovely and everything.

37:32And sometimes I think that it comes across a bit disindentive.

37:34Okay.

37:36That's just my personal opinion.

37:38So I'm not going to be nice to you any more, then?

37:40Happy?

37:42I just don't think the way you talk to me is that nice.

37:44You belittle me.

37:46You talk to me with some horrible attitude.

37:48I just think it's...

37:50Just don't get involved in my real friendships.

37:52You've been here for five minutes.

37:54I think that we've got our own situation.

37:56You don't need to be speaking to her like that.

38:00Okay, put her back. I'm going to leave you to it.

38:02I just can't. I tried to bite my tongue there.

38:04I tried.

38:06She was really getting on my nerves.

38:16Max, I'm so sorry

38:18for the way that I treated you.

38:20I feel like I've been waiting a while.

38:22I appreciate it.

38:34Can I see the picture?

38:36What?

38:38Sam and Alice have just come out of the photo booth.

38:40What's going on with that?

38:42I haven't answered any texts since we fell out.

38:44But I feel like I need to.

38:46Do you want to?

38:48I would like to.

38:50Here you go.

38:52Don't be nervous.

38:56Hello.

38:58Oh, hello.

39:00I feel like we didn't really leave it on.

39:02Yeah.

39:04Last time we saw each other.

39:06Yeah, I feel like the way I spoke to you,

39:08I do regret it.

39:10I would like to apologise.

39:12I was taken a little bit aback

39:14by what you said,

39:16so thank you for apologising.

39:18Yeah.

39:20Any apology from you or no?

39:22Why would I be apologising?

39:24Just for constantly saying stuff about Tristan and I.

39:26It's a bit different.

39:28Okay.

39:30In my opinion.

39:32In my opinion it's not, but we can agree to disagree.

39:34My comments were in jest

39:36with the history we know you've got

39:38and you know what's happened.

39:40You don't know anything about me, Sam.

39:42Please don't make slight digs. It's not the time or place.

39:44It's not slight digs, it's just facts.

39:46Anyway, best of luck with everything, guys.

39:48Did you have a chance to read the letter from Sam yet?

39:50I absolutely did not, no.

39:52Because he came to me for some advice on how to deal

39:54with business situations and I just gave him some advice.

39:56You want to neko babies, so it makes sense.

39:58Oh, well, you know, I run a successful business

40:00and...

40:02Nothing but my wits and a couple of million pounds

40:04in family money.

40:06You don't need to get your nose stuck into me

40:08and Sam's business, that's all.

40:10Anyway, if you need some assistance

40:12on finding new gardening companies,

40:14I've got a lot of clients in that industry.

40:16Thank you, Sam. I'll check you out on LinkedIn.

40:18No problem.

40:20Well, nice to see you.

40:22It's been a pleasure to meet you, Alice. Good luck.

40:24Bye.

40:26Fuck.

40:28Tristan's here.

40:30Yeah, and Julia's here.

40:32I thought after that conversation I'd be like,

40:34maybe one step forward, but I thought ten steps back.

40:36I think a resignation letter needs to be

40:38sent in the post.

40:40I need him to sign it. It's time to go for Tristan.

40:42Yeah.

40:44But one thing that's positive is me and you.

40:46I want you to know how grateful I am

40:48and I want to give you something.

40:50What?

40:52Because mine's yours.

40:54You want a key?

40:56A key. For you.

40:58That is so adorable.

41:00So adorable.

41:02Why, no, no, you put my initials in it.

41:04Yeah, because I want you to feel, like, comfortable to come round mine.

41:06I want you to feel like you enjoy the space as much as I do.

41:08That is so adorable.

41:10It's a key chain.

41:12I want you to know that I love you.

41:14I think also

41:16we both

41:18love the people that we became not together.

41:20And for me, it's like,

41:22I also want to make sure that we don't lose

41:24that.

41:26Yeah.

41:28No, I just want...

41:30What's wrong?

41:32Nothing. I just want to talk to you normally, how we normally do on camera.

41:34I know, but I am trying to do that.

41:36No, but listen, I love you.

41:38I love you lots.

41:40I'm not thinking about the cameras.

41:42I think you...

41:44No, I'm not at all. I am telling you I love you.

41:46I've said I'm in love with you. I've said all these things.

41:48And I love and care for you, obviously.

41:50I think you know that.

41:52I do know that.

41:54I can't ask for... I mean, from the minute...

41:56You know that I love and care about you.

41:58I think everyone can see I love and care about you.

42:00I don't need to say it.

42:02You don't.

42:04That's what I'm saying.

42:06You know, it's not an easy decision,

42:08like, made such a fuss around everyone

42:10being like,

42:12I'm so, like, done.

42:14Like, done, done, done,

42:16to the point where I laugh and people are like,

42:18I don't believe you, I don't believe you.

42:20And it is harder

42:22when you are, like, faced again with an ex.

42:24Like, you can't deny those emotions, I guess.

42:26I can understand that.

42:28Yeah.

42:30And I feel like it doesn't need a label.

42:32But I have got one more thing for you.

42:34No.

42:38Yeah.

42:40I love you.

42:42No, that's unbelievable.

42:44I love you.

42:46What the hell?

42:48I love you so much.

42:50Why would you say so much?

42:52That's really sweet.

42:54I love you.

42:56I just want you to know.

42:58I want to shout from the root of so much I love you.

43:00What the hell?

43:02God, this is where...

43:04God, I can't believe that.

43:06I've been obsessed with this for, like...

43:08That's why I had to call Ruby yesterday.

43:10I said, what do we think about

43:12this finger, this finger, this finger?

43:14I don't even know which finger.

43:16No, no, no, I think the middle, the middle.

43:18The middle?

43:20It fits.

43:22They always say if a ring doesn't fit,

43:24it's not a good sign.

43:32I love you.

43:40I want to say something to you.

43:42You have made me the happiest

43:44I've ever been in my life, and I love you

43:46so, so much.

43:48I love you so much.

43:50You know I really do.

44:02I love you.

44:08I love you.

44:12Thank you so much, and obviously

44:14I don't know what anything like the future

44:16holds, but just know that...

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