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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:03Lynette fought to save her marriage
00:05I could see it in his eyes, Tom still loves me
00:08Carlos decided to change careers
00:10Maybe counseling
00:11In one week, a counselor does more good than I've done in my entire life
00:15Good news
00:16We're getting married
00:18Came with bad news
00:19In the middle of his proposal, the cops come by to ask about some dead body they found at the construction site
00:24So, tell me more
00:25I told them that I didn't know anything about it and the police don't seem like they're going to pose a problem
00:29But it became a problem for Bree
00:31We're just making small talk waiting for a lawyer
00:33Small talk's over
00:34So she got the perfect lawyer
00:36Let's go, you don't need his permission
00:38You want to talk to her, you talk to me first
00:45When it came to her divorce, Lynette Scavo was determined to make things go smoothly
00:53So when Tom was late to pick up the kids, she waited patiently
00:58When he got something in the mail, she held on to it
01:04And when he left behind something important, she brought it to him
01:09Yes, after years of fighting had led her nowhere, Lynette decided to take the high road
01:16Lynette
01:17Oh, hey Greg
01:18Hey, coming by to see the new offices?
01:20I bet I could get the CEO to give you a private tour
01:22Wait a second, I am the CEO, I know I could
01:25No thanks, I'm just dropping something off that Tom forgot at home
01:29Oh wow, my ex wouldn't bring anything by for me unless it was ticking
01:33So, how's everything going with your separation?
01:37I'm guessing you know the answer to that, having been there
01:40Yeah, it's been two years since my divorce and it still sucks
01:42You know, it might not be my place to say it, but I think Tom's nuts for letting you go
01:47That's very sweet
01:49So are you seeing anyone?
01:51That's a little nosy
01:53I'm sorry, I'm just saying, if you ever wanted to have a drink and vent with somebody who gets it, I would gladly be that person
01:58Okay, sweet again, but I think that might be a little weird with you being Tom's boss
02:02Yeah, I get that, I just wouldn't forgive myself if I didn't ask
02:05But never worry if you're going to be okay, Lynette
02:08You will, you are the exact kind of woman that most men out there are looking for
02:16Well, thanks
02:17I always liked this picture of us
02:19You're welcome
02:20Hey, I'm off on Friday, so we can leave early for the cabin
02:23Ah, bad news, I checked the weather up there, looks like rain this weekend
02:27So? I wasn't seeing us spending a lot of time outdoors
02:31I think we have a little horizontal to catch up on
02:36It's kind of been a while, hasn't it?
02:38Well, I guess, with the work and everything
02:40A cabin, the rain, a bed, it's going to be a good weekend
02:51Yes, Lynette had tried hard to take the high road in her divorce
02:57Hey, Greg, that drink, I'd actually enjoy that
03:04But sometimes, the low road was easier to find
03:21Carlos Solis was used to sitting in a position of power
03:26Whether it was behind the wheel of a powerful car
03:31At the head of a power lunch
03:36Or at the helm of a powerful company
03:41But now that Carlos Solis had started a new career
03:45He suddenly found himself in a much humbler place
03:50So, what do you think of my new office?
03:54Okay, I'll admit it's a little bit on the bare bones side
03:57Are you kidding?
03:58All you need is some yellow tape and a noose hanging from the ceiling
04:01And you'll be ready to entertain
04:03I like it, Daddy
04:04Thank you, babe
04:05Aw, that's so sweet
04:07You're lying to spare your daddy's feelings
04:10Seriously, honey, there's a guy down at the department store
04:12Who dresses all the windows, maybe he could spruce it up
04:15Spruce it up?
04:16Gabby, we can barely keep the lights on here
04:18Our budget is tiny and every cent goes towards helping addicts
04:21Finding them jobs, housing
04:22Okay, okay, save it for the pamphlet
04:25All I'm saying is if I was an addict, rooms like this are why I shoot up in the first place
04:30Okay, behave, listen to your daddy
04:32I'll see you tonight
04:33Whoa, whoa, whoa, I can't take the girls to school
04:35You always take them
04:36I have to go to work early today
04:37Well, I'm at work right now
04:39Carlos, how much do you make an hour?
04:41Twelve dollars
04:42I just made twelve dollars listening to you tell me you make twelve dollars
04:45Gabby, come on
04:46This job is very important to me, I'm doing very meaningful work, you should be proud of that
04:49Well, when we can pay our mortgage in meaningful, I will be
04:57Hey buddy, how was school?
04:59Okay, I'm starving, can I have some cookies?
05:02Sure
05:05Didn't you like the turkey sandwich I made you?
05:07Not really, I tried to trade it to John Gurry for a book about worms
05:11But he backed out because you used too much mayo
05:14Sorry, I didn't realize the worm kid was such a gourmet
05:20What's this?
05:21Nothing
05:22But your school's having a soapbox derby
05:24Yeah
05:25Well, that sounds like so much fun
05:27It's for dads and sons
05:33Yes, but it doesn't say moms can't do it too
05:37That's okay, I don't have to do it, besides, it's in three days
05:41Oh, that's really soon
05:44I guess we should get started
05:46Oh, come on, I don't want you to miss out on all the fun
05:49Mom, you can't make a car
05:51What makes you say that?
05:53Because you can't even make a turkey sandwich
05:56Well, thank goodness I have the most talented partner
05:59Now, come on, we're wasting time, let's get hammering
06:05Seriously? You're telling me you're against the death penalty?
06:08I've just seen too many cases where the wrong person gets convicted
06:12Not my clients, of course
06:14I just think our society's gotten too soft
06:16We need a powerful deterrent to stop these killers
06:19You do realize you're not on trial for a parking ticket, right?
06:23Kidding
06:24Just trying to lighten the mood
06:26Tomorrow's going to be fine
06:28It's just a pre-trial hearing
06:29Yes, which brings me one step closer to the real thing
06:32So what exactly will we be doing at this hearing?
06:35You will sit there and look classy and innocent
06:38I will try to get as much of their case tossed as I can
06:41And your success rate at this sort of thing is?
06:44Impressive
06:46I once defended a woman who ran a brothel
06:48At the pre-trial, I got the whole thing reduced to operating a business without a fire door
06:53That's terrible
06:55What? What, me being a great lawyer?
06:57No, defending a prostitute
06:59Call me old-fashioned, but I find that line of work rather distasteful
07:03So if she ran a cigarette company or manufactured handguns, she's A-OK
07:07But selling men a little ring-a-ding makes her a pariah
07:10Okay, first of all, ring-a-ding?
07:12Second, sex isn't a commodity, it's sacred
07:16Yeah, I'll say, and for this woman, sacred costs 400 bucks a pop
07:19Can we please stop talking about it? It's tawdry
07:22And that little crack about manufacturing handguns, I hope that doesn't mean you're anti-gun
07:26I've sued the NRA three times
07:29It is my dream to one day take those sons-of-bitches down
07:33Well, when it comes to my guns, you're going to have to pry them out of my cold, dead hands
07:37Guns? Plural?
07:39What, is that so you can coordinate your firearms with your shoes?
07:44You and I are never going to agree on anything, are we?
07:48This salad kind of sucks
07:50I agree, not with the language, but with the observation
07:55I have never met anyone who can pull off a cape like you, Mrs. Duncan
07:59And this is our last one, so I'm not letting you leave here without it
08:05Uh-oh, another stray from the land of elastic waistbands
08:08Avert your eyes, I'll get rid of her
08:11Hello, dear, you must have taken a wrong turn
08:14Sensible shoes are one floor down
08:16Actually, I'm looking for a personal shopper
08:18I need help
08:20Okay, um
08:25You're welcome
08:28Oh, champagne
08:30No, no, no, this is just for high-end customers, and me
08:34My husband's an alcoholic, so I can only drink at work
08:37I'm looking to freshen up my wardrobe
08:40I haven't bought new clothes in quite some time
08:43I understand, fixed income?
08:45No, my rich husband was a stingy son-of-a-bitch
08:49And now he's toes up, I am ready to go
08:53I am ready to spend
08:56Who was your husband?
08:57William Hammond
08:58As in the Hammond Theatre?
08:59Mm-hmm
09:00And the Hammond Hospital?
09:01Yep
09:02And the Hammond Library?
09:03So you've heard of him?
09:04Are you kidding? I've been to shows in that theatre
09:06I gave him birth in that hospital
09:08And I went into that library once for directions
09:10Oh
09:11Well, sit down while I pull you some clothes
09:14There you go
09:15Oh, thank you
09:16Oh, honey, look at that cape
09:19That looks interesting
09:21Give me that
09:22You look like Batman
09:28And for the reception, I was thinking of a jazz band
09:32Wouldn't that be cool?
09:34I like jazz
09:35But if you're interested in a little traditional Australian music
09:38I know this guy plays a badass didgeridoo
09:42Jazz it is
09:44Okay, we've done enough
09:46Let me clean this up, and then we can go upstairs for a preview
09:50Of our wedding night
09:52Now you're talking
09:53I'll grab some wine
09:54I know this might surprise you, but I actually have a few moves saved up
09:58For my first night as Mrs. Ben Faulkner
10:01It's not that I don't believe it
10:03I just can't imagine what's left
10:07Oh, yeah, that's just some business stuff that I need to take
10:10No, it's a subpoena
10:12You're on the witness list for Bree's trial?
10:15Why?
10:16Beats me, I think they made a mistake
10:20Kind of a coincidence, though
10:22The cops questioning you about that body they found on site
10:25And then Bree getting arrested for killing the guy?
10:30Ben, don't lie to me
10:32I can handle anything you tell me, just as long as it's the truth
10:36Um, listen, let's just drop this, okay?
10:40No! I'm about to become your wife
10:43You want to keep a secret about touching another boy's didgeridoo at summer camp? Fine
10:47But not about a murder
10:51Holy crap! I'm right
10:55Tell me what's going on, or I'm walking out of this house
10:58You're going to need to let me think about it
11:02I don't believe this
11:05My, uh, my first husband kept secrets from me
11:08And it ended our marriage
11:11I'm not going down this road again
11:21Gabby, why is there an old lady sitting at our dining room table?
11:24Do you have any idea who that is?
11:26I think my generic reference to her as old lady kind of says I don't
11:29She's Doris Hammond, as in Hammond Investments. Ring any bells?
11:33Bill Hammond's widow
11:35Guy made a killing in private equity. Why is she here?
11:38She's my best customer down at Cumberley's
11:40I think mostly because she sees me as her friend
11:43So you thought you'd exploit that
11:45Invite a lonely widow to dinner, pretend she's your friend, just to make money off of her
11:49Exactly
11:50Gabby, can't I just take my plate upstairs? I'm exhausted
11:52You're exhausted. I had to watch a 20 minute iPhone video of her cat taking a nap in a laundry basket just to sell her a coat
11:58Now get out there. Lose your top button and look pretty
12:04Doris, I can't get over how lovely that jacket looks on you
12:07Isn't it lovely, Carlos?
12:10Yeah, it's great
12:13I almost had a heart attack when I saw the price
12:16I guess I just have to get comfortable with the idea of spending money
12:19That's right, and tomorrow when the new fall line comes in, we're going to get you real comfortable
12:25So, Carlos, what is it you do?
12:28I work for a non-profit that helps recovering addicts
12:37Oh, I'm sorry. Was Carlos talking about his charity?
12:40Good thing we weren't operating heavy machinery, huh Doris?
12:44You'll have to excuse my wife. Not the biggest fan of what I do
12:48Oh, that's silly. Philanthropy is very important
12:52My Bill gave generously to many worthy causes
12:57Okay, we're going to keep talking about charity. I'll make coffee. We're going to need it
13:04Boy, Bill left quite a legacy. Have you ever thought about carrying that on?
13:08Oh, I'd love to, but I wouldn't know where to begin
13:13Maybe I could help?
13:15So my ex's lawyer says we believe it's fair for Mr. Lyman to pay an additional one million dollars
13:21And I said, and this is how my mouth always gets me in trouble
13:25So that comes out to what? About a dollar a pound?
13:28Oh, man, and the judge?
13:31Not abused, which is why I wound up paying an additional two million
13:36Oh, Tom and I are going to try to do this without lawyers
13:41What does that mean, huh? We've known each other 25 years. We have kids together
13:45That's great. It's all great, but there is another person involved
13:49Jane
13:50And trust me, she is going to be in his ear the whole time about the settlement
13:54By the way, I do not get the attraction there
13:57Well, let's save that topic for another night. We could do hours on that one
14:00Another night? So this is going pretty good
14:02Yeah, it's been great
14:04Well, okay, we should do it again. How about Saturday night?
14:08This Saturday's bad. Tom needs me to switch weekends because he's going away with Jane
14:15Well, it would be kind of a shame if some last minute stuff came up at work and he wasn't able to go
14:22I guess that would mean he wouldn't have to switch weekends and that would free you up for Saturday
14:27Did I get that calculus right?
14:30Are you saying in order to get a date with me, you'd mess with Tom?
14:34Don't think of it so much as messing with Tom. Think of it more as messing with Jane
14:43Oh my God, it's staying together. How long is this race?
14:47Three minutes
14:48Three minutes? This could totally stay together for three minutes
14:51Can I go now?
14:52Oh, I was going to have you help me put on the wheels
14:55No thanks. Anita found a dead squirrel, so I kind of want to check it out
15:00Well, of course. Got to see the dead squirrel
15:05Only touch it with a stick. No fingers
15:09Blown off for a dead squirrel. Boy, does that bring back memories
15:14New hobby?
15:15Oh, MJ and I are building this soapbox thingy car for the school's big race
15:20You should get Tom to help. He did it with all our boys. That's how they learn to swear
15:24Oh, that's okay. I'll figure it out
15:26I am telling you, he loves this stuff. I'm going to give him a call
15:29Oh, thanks, but I really think it's better if I do it myself
15:33But Tom can just
15:34Tom is not going to be around all the time
15:40I'm sorry. I mean, you know what I mean
15:42I do. Since Tom and I split, I know how hard it is to be both mom and dad
15:47And I also know it's okay to ask for help
15:50No, I can do this. I have to
15:54And you know what? I think it's going to turn out great
16:08Do you always move your lips when you read?
16:10Do you always comment on everything that bugs you about me?
16:12I haven't said a word about your tie
16:15Okay, we're here for discovery, compliance and trial setting
16:19Ms. Stone, Mr. Weston, you've exchanged witness lists
16:22The people have no objection to Mr. Weston's list
16:25Mr. Weston, any objections?
16:27That depends
16:28Who are the gentlemen from number 16 to 28?
16:31I've never heard these names before
16:33Your client has
16:34They're men she met at a bar, brought home and had sex with
16:40This is ridiculous
16:41Your Honor, the defense will argue that there's no suggestion of a relationship
16:45Between Ms. Vandekamp and Mr. Sanchez
16:47That she never even met him
16:48Because she hadn't
16:49Some of these men will testify that she was so intoxicated during their time together
16:53That she didn't remember anything about the liaison
16:56Suggesting that she could have slept with Mr. Sanchez
17:00So under Ms. Stone's forgetful slut theory, you can connect my client to any man in Fairview
17:07Well, not every man in Fairview ended up with the defendant's fingerprint on his shirt
17:11But Mr. Sanchez did
17:13Your Honor, the idea that my client would conduct herself in that manner is absurd
17:19She is a paragon of virtue in the community
17:22A champion of conservative values
17:29Short recess, Your Honor
17:32Brie
17:34Brie, is this true? Did you sleep with Ramon Sanchez?
17:37No
17:39But the other men?
17:40How the hell could you not tell me this?
17:44Okay, alright, okay, this...
17:46This is okay, as long as we can stay in front of it
17:49Um, I need to know exactly who you slept with and when
17:54Are you kidding me?
17:56No
17:58Brie, if I'm going to defend you, I need to know the truth
18:01I'm sorry, but I can't talk about this with you
18:11Oh
18:16Gabby
18:17Doris, you won't believe what just got off the plane
18:20The most beautifully embroidered Chinese silk
18:22And if you listen to it carefully, you can hear little children asking, when's dinner?
18:27I'm going to have to stop you right there
18:29Okay, a little insensitive, my bad
18:31No, I've had a change of heart, and I can't buy anything more from you
18:35In fact, I need to return these
18:37What? You can't, I work on commission
18:39I mean, you love these clothes
18:42Did you know that one of these scarves could buy a month of vocational training for a homeless addict?
18:48No, but that sounds awfully familiar
18:50It was in the pamphlet that Carlos slipped me last night
18:54He did what now?
18:55And we talked on the phone this morning, and he reminded me of what my husband used to say
18:59That those who do well must also do good
19:02Mm-hmm, that sounds like Carlos
19:05He's a very special guy
19:08Hold on to him
19:11Well, now that you mention it, I can't wait to get my hands on him
19:14Do you have any idea how much commission I stood to make from this lady?
19:17Gabby
19:18Doris was my golden goose, I was fattening her up, and then you went and stole all her eggs
19:22And, well, I don't know where this metaphor is going, but I am mad at you, mister
19:25Gabby
19:26No, stop gabbing me, I will not be gabbied
19:29Look, where Doris puts her money is her decision
19:31Tomorrow morning, nine o'clock, she's putting it here
19:35Okay, you don't have to be so smug just because you're doing charity
19:39No quotation marks, I'm actually doing charity, helping people get their lives together
19:44And I'm helping people put their wardrobes together, potato patato
19:48I gotta run to a meeting
19:49Now we're in the middle of an argument
19:50Yeah, but it's no fun to argue when only one side is morally defensible
19:53But you know what is fun? A little victory dance
19:58Oh yeah, oh yeah
20:05Okay, it took me all night, and I scraped off two of my knuckles
20:09And I drank so much green tea that one of my eyes won't stop twitching
20:12But, it's finished
20:22Okay, before you say anything, I designed the flame decals myself
20:26So if you don't like them, they're totally removable
20:28But personally, I like them, I think they're awesome
20:31And there's a basket on the back for sundries or snacks or thumbtacks to throw into the competition's tires
20:37But why would you need to cheat with a car like this, right?
20:41Are you gonna say something?
20:43Oh, I get it, you hate the basket
20:45Guess what? Basket gone
20:50Oh come on, I've been doing this for two days straight, you gotta give me something
20:55I love it
20:57You do?
20:58You do?
21:00I mean, of course you do
21:02But seriously, if you have any thoughts or tweaks, tell me, because we still have a day before the race
21:06No, no, it's perfect
21:08Oh, I'm so relieved
21:10You want to take it for a spin?
21:12Yeah, but I'm kind of thirsty, can you get me something to drink?
21:16Of course, two frosty non-caffeinated root beers coming right up
21:29Oh my god, what did you do?
21:36I didn't see it coming, I'm so sorry
21:38No, not you, my son, you can go
21:44MJ, did you wreck the car on purpose?
21:48No, it just rolled down the driveway
21:53It's a flat driveway
21:56Okay, I did it
22:00Why?
22:02I hate that car
22:04Well then we'll change it, we'll make it whatever you want to
22:07I don't want to do it, I don't want to be the weirdo
22:11Honey, did someone call you a weirdo?
22:14They don't have to, they're always staring at me and treating me different, because I don't have a dad
22:19Oh honey
22:21If I go to the father-son derby and I'm the only kid with his mom, it's going to be even worse
22:27I'm so sorry, I had no idea
22:30What can I do to make it better?
22:32Nothing, I just want dad
22:44Hey
22:45Hey, how was soccer?
22:47Awesome, I think we're going to kick San Marino's ass on Saturday
22:50Nice, want me to make you something to eat?
22:52Thanks, I'm going to get changed
22:54Hey
22:55It's cute how her generation thinks that sport is interesting
22:59Oh, and I will bring her to the game Saturday, looks like we won't need to switch weekends
23:05I thought you and Jane were going away
23:07Can't, I got to work
23:09Greg wants me to rework the strategic plan the international guys did, so
23:13Huh, well that sucks, never liked that guy
23:16Then why'd you go out with him?
23:19He said you guys had drinks the other night
23:22It was nothing, we just, you know, hung out for a bit
23:27You do realize that that could be awkward for me
23:32Huh, that's weird
23:34What?
23:35I have a Isn't That Ironic app that usually buzzes when people say stuff like that
23:39I'm serious Linda, that's where I work
23:42It was just drinks with a guy I know, who happens to be your boss
23:46I promise not to do anything embarrassing like kiss him in the office
23:54OK, you know, you want to see Greg? It's fine with me
24:03Hey, how about if instead of eating this sandwich, I just wanted to eat chocolate?
24:08Hey, how about no?
24:11But what if I told you something about Dad and Jane that would make you very happy?
24:16Then could I?
24:18Why, you little finagler
24:21How do I know your information is even worth the fine Belgian chocolates that I have hidden in the pantry?
24:26Oh, it is
24:27No, it would be wrong to teach you that this kind of blackmail works
24:31Besides, I can see you're just bursting to tell me anyway
24:35When Dad told Jane he had to work this weekend, she kind of lost it
24:39Really? The chocolate that I am in no way trading for this information has almonds in it
24:44She was all, we never have time together, and you still haven't filed the divorce papers
24:50Is that true? He hasn't?
24:52The envelope is still sitting on a shelf in the kitchen
24:55Put the sandwich down, or you won't have any room left for chocolate
24:59Chocolate
25:07Ah, well look who strolled in from the outback
25:10Where the hell have you been?
25:12Sorry, I really needed to sort through some stuff
25:15Stuff? You mean what hors d'oeuvres will be serving at the wedding, or are you referring to the dead body?
25:24Hey, if you plan on staying, you better start talking
25:28I am impossibly in love with you, Renee
25:32And there's nothing I want more than to come clean
25:35But if I tell you what's going on, you could get dragged into this
25:39And then you're at risk too
25:45You have to trust me
25:47And your ex kept secrets to hurt you
25:50I'm keeping them to protect you
25:55Okay
25:56Really? That was easy
25:59Well, while you were on your walkabout, I remembered something
26:06Spousal privilege
26:08Which is?
26:09It's a crazy law we have here, you don't have to testify against your husband
26:14So here's what's going to happen
26:16We say I do, we walk back up the aisle, the second we're outside that church, you tell me everything
26:22And if I don't?
26:24Well, then I guess you won't be seeing those wedding night moves I told you about
26:29And trust me, my secret is way better than yours
26:41Ah, so you are alive, you're just not answering your phone
26:45I'm sorry, I just can't imagine what you must think of me after hearing all that
26:55Marie, listen, I don't judge people, I defend them
26:58And if I'm going to defend you, I need to know everything
27:02Sexual history, from your first husband down to the last guy on the DA's witness list
27:07How about I go in the kitchen and say it and you just listen from out here?
27:11No dice, I need you to say it to my face
27:14Why?
27:15Because you're going to be sitting at the defendant's table
27:18While one guy after another takes the stand and goes into as much graphic detail as the prosecutor wants him to
27:25And the whole time the jury is going to be looking at your face
27:28Oh dear God
27:29And if the look on your face is guilt, they're going to think you're guilty
27:35So I need you to own this part of your life
27:38And that starts with you telling me everything
27:42Okay, I hoped it wouldn't come to this, but maybe it would be helpful if I told you my sexual secrets first
27:49No, it most certainly would not be helpful
27:52Besides, men aren't embarrassed to brag about their conquests
27:55I'm going to start talking now
27:58First time I had sex, I was 24
28:02I was in law school, she was a classmate
28:05And rather experienced, it didn't go very well
28:09And rather experienced, it didn't go very well
28:11Or for that matter, last very long
28:14Yeah, yeah, it's hilarious
28:17In fact, every Christmas I get a card from her that says, still laughing
28:21So you had an awkward first experience, who didn't?
28:25You want worse? I can do worse
28:29Okay, I don't know how to say this
28:34I am quite oversized down there
28:39Since when is a man being well endowed considered humiliating?
28:43I'm talking about my prostate, my enlarged prostate
28:48Best part, your doctor tells you it only happens to older men
28:52That's the reason you have to pee 30 times a day
28:55So, now you know, I'm pushing 50, borderline incontinent, and women are scared of my junk
29:02Is that humiliating enough for you?
29:04Yes, I think it is
29:06Glad to hear it
29:09I have to tell you now, don't I?
29:20I was in a dark place
29:23Lonely
29:25And in pain, I started drinking
29:30Again
29:39So, the kicker to the story is, the new international plan that Tom came up with is pretty awesome
29:44He may not have good taste in women, but he is damn smart about finance
29:48Tom is really smart, in that one area
29:53Poor Jane
29:55You're really enjoying this, aren't you?
29:57A little tiny bit
29:58You should, I wish I had a way of getting back at Crystal when we were breaking up
30:01Must feel good
30:03Jane was pretty pissed, huh?
30:05Apparently, so even though that makes me a terrible person, thank you for that
30:09Anytime, I mean that, anytime
30:14So, if I asked you to have Tom work a few nights this week, you'd do it?
30:18If I can help you piss off your ex and spend more time with you, I see no downside in that
30:24You just say the word
30:25Really?
30:26Late nights, weekends
30:27Maybe even a few out of town trips
30:30You tell me what you want, I'll make it happen
30:35I like the sound of that, must be why women fall for powerful men
30:42And then, the prosecutor suggested I was probably so drunk that I forgot the whole thing
30:47Hang on, didn't your hot shot lawyer get all up in her face with the objections and the sidebars and the you can't handle the truth?
30:53Tripp was amazing, but she still said it was admissible, my entire sordid past is admissible
30:58So just because you slept with a few guys means you slept with Alejandro?
31:01More than a few
31:04Sorry, carry on
31:07You know what the worst thing was? The look on Tripp's face, he was so disappointed in me
31:13Wait, that was the worst thing? Worse than the whole sharing a cell for 20 years with a big gal named Byrne thing?
31:19Well, I'm not going to prison, I mean, Tripp says we're going to win and I believe in him
31:23I just thank God that even after all of this, he still believes in me
31:30Okay, I'm going to say it
31:32Bree, you have a crush on your lawyer
31:34Don't be ridiculous
31:36You do sound a teensy bit smitten
31:38I am not smitten, I happen to admire his legal skills and
31:42His dreamy blue eyes
31:44They're not blue, they're green, flecked with hints of brown
31:50Okay, maybe I find him attractive, but do you really think I would put myself at risk by dating my own attorney?
31:56I don't know, you put us all at risk when you dated Chuck
31:59Look, having a crush is nothing to be ashamed of
32:03He's rescuing you, and it's in our DNA to fall for guys who rescue us
32:08But in this case, it's just not safe for you to act on it
32:12I guess you're right
32:14You're on trial for murder, Bree, you've got to keep a clear head
32:18And so does he
32:22Doris, I just want you to know how grateful we are
32:24Your donation is going to help so many recovering addicts get back on their feet
32:28Stop, I should be thanking you for letting me be a part of all this
32:32And please forgive the appearance of my office
32:34Every penny that we get goes directly to those in need
32:37So there's not a lot left over for
32:40Nice
32:42Things
32:45Those in need, huh?
32:47This is not my stuff
32:49I had a simple wooden desk and an old coffee table
32:52Oh, and a baby grand
32:56Well that must come in handy while you're all singing kumbaya during your clean needle exchange
33:02Doris, please, this is not what we're about here
33:05Find yourself another old lady to fleece
33:15Honey, I need to show you something in the garage
33:17Did you fix the car?
33:19No, I want you to use the wood to build a coffin for the squirrel
33:22But I do have a little surprise for you
33:29Ahem
33:31Oh hey, perfect timing, MJ, we could really use another pair of hands
33:34What are they doing here?
33:36Well, I know I told you that I could do this myself
33:39But I got to thinking that every race car driver has a pit crew
33:43This is yours
33:44We're here to help you
33:46And not just about car stuff, you know, anytime you need something, give us a call
33:51So what do you think of this design?
33:53It kind of looks like a Corvette
33:55Kind of? It's an exact rendering
33:57Look at the shading on the wheel well
33:59Calm down, you traced it out of a magazine
34:01Can you guys really build this?
34:03Well, not without your help
34:07So what do you think about color? Red or blue?
34:11What do you think?
34:13I think this is kind of a guy thing
34:16And I should let you guys get to work
34:19My dad loved Corvettes
34:21We know
34:22He always said if he ever won the lottery, first thing he'd do is buy a Corvette Stingray convertible
34:34Hey, come on in
34:37Whoa, you look like a million bucks
34:39And trust me, I know what a million bucks looks like
34:41What a lovely compliment
34:43For one of us
34:45So, Gallo is the best restaurant in town
34:48And after tonight you will know why
34:50Well, can't wait
34:53Let's go
34:55But first, I have a gift for you
35:01A nail
35:02How thoughtful
35:04And imaginary
35:05A nail in the coffin of Tom's happiness
35:08The end of Tom and Jane
35:10Completely baffled
35:12Every time this week I told him I needed him late, Tom would go in his office
35:15And I'd hear him on the phone in a big fight with Jane
35:18You shouldn't be telling me this
35:21But yay!
35:23So, how do you think the persnickety Miss Carlson will handle the news of Tom's transfer?
35:28His what?
35:29The international plan needs a point man
35:31So I'm sending Tom to Mumbai for a year
35:36Mumbai like India Mumbai?
35:39Which means you and I will have fair view all to ourselves
35:44We got to go
35:50Car
35:57I can't believe you did that to my office
35:59I had a butler lined up but he booked a commercial at the last minute
36:02So I guess I'll call Doris now and make an appointment for shopping tomorrow
36:05I don't think she'll be answering either of our calls
36:07She thinks we're both nuts
36:08So thanks a lot, Gabby
36:09You started it
36:10You're the one who stole it from me in the first place
36:12Yeah, for something that matters
36:14Oh, enough with the Carlos of Nazareth act
36:16This wasn't about helping people
36:17This was about you smelling money and going after it
36:20The money was for the center
36:22Those people need it
36:23The center?
36:24Please, you were doing it to win
36:26And you know why?
36:27Because you're a shark, Carlos
36:29You always have been and you always will be
36:31It's your nature
36:38Honey, it's okay
36:41I am too
36:42That's why we're good together
36:45Look, I may not like that you stole Doris from me
36:48But I do like that you're the type of guy who can
36:51It's sexy
36:53But that's not who I want to be
36:57But that's not who I want to be anymore
37:00Well, who do you want to be?
37:04Somebody different
37:06Well, I hate to tell you this, babe
37:08But the best you can hope to be is just a different kind of shark
37:15Yes, it isn't easy giving up power
37:21Admitting that we might need help
37:24From friends and neighbors
37:28Deciding that a loved one
37:31Might know what's best for us
37:35Giving up our better judgment
37:38For a slightly darker agenda
37:42But for some
37:45The hardest kind of power to give up
37:48Is the power to control their own desires
37:53Hello
37:55You wanted to see me?
37:57Did you have some new thoughts on the case?
37:59Lots, but why don't we discuss them over dinner?
38:02Dinner? Can't we talk here?
38:05I've been cooped up all day
38:06And I know this great little Italian place
38:08I don't think that's a good idea
38:10Come on
38:11I'm a much better lawyer after a plate of spaghetti carbonara
38:14So?
38:16What do you say?
38:18I say
38:22Let's do it