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00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives.
00:03At Mike's funeral, Susan and MJ said goodbye.
00:07Gabby gave her blessing.
00:09You should quit your job.
00:10If being a counselor is going to make you happy, then that's what you should do.
00:13Lynette spoke her mind about Tom's girlfriend.
00:16I actually don't think it's going to last that much longer.
00:18And the police gathered more evidence.
00:21Someone's accusing you of killing Mr. Sanchez.
00:23That's just silly.
00:24I want to make sure we get enough to put this bitch away for good.
00:31Renee Perry had waited many months for a proposal.
00:35And for many months, she had been disappointed.
00:40There had been a cozy evening by the fire.
00:44That didn't go the way she had hoped.
00:48A romantic moment in Wisteria Park.
00:52That wasn't so romantic after all.
00:57And a beautiful picnic by a lake.
01:00That turned out to be nothing more than a picnic.
01:07So when disappointment struck again,
01:12Renee decided to speak up.
01:14Dessert.
01:15That's the big finale to a six course meal.
01:18Dessert.
01:19Were you expecting like a cheese course?
01:21No!
01:22I was expecting a ring.
01:23You have red roses, champagne.
01:26You give me every signal in the world that I'm about to get a big proposal.
01:29And instead I get a cookie.
01:31It's a chocolate souffle.
01:32Whatever.
01:33I'm not a young woman.
01:35I don't know how many more fake outs my heart can take.
01:38Okay, fine.
01:40I was going to propose tonight.
01:41I just did such a horrible job the first time.
01:44I wanted this to be exceptional.
01:46They call it popping the question.
01:48Not dragging it out to eternity.
01:50So come on.
01:51Pop!
01:52Can I at least read you the speech that I wrote?
01:54Oh Lord.
01:55Just give me the last paragraph.
02:04For all these reasons and more, it is with great honor that I ask you if you...
02:10We're ignoring that.
02:11Keep going.
02:12If you would consider making me the happiest man in the...
02:15Go away!
02:17The police.
02:19We're looking for a Mr. Ben Faulkner.
02:25I'm Ben Faulkner.
02:26How can I help you?
02:27You own the condominium project under construction at Chapman Woods?
02:30I used to.
02:31Back down to it now.
02:32You mind coming down to the station with us?
02:34I want to ask you about a body we found on the site.
02:37Is he under arrest?
02:39No ma'am.
02:40We just want to ask your boyfriend a few questions.
02:43Wait!
02:45He's not my boyfriend.
02:46He's my fiancé.
02:48Yes.
02:49Renee Perry had waited a long time for a proposal.
02:53Okay.
02:54Now you can take him.
02:56And she wasn't about to let it slip through her fingers.
03:05I'm sorry.
03:06I'm sorry.
03:07I'm sorry.
03:08I'm sorry.
03:09I'm sorry.
03:10I'm sorry.
03:11I'm sorry.
03:12I'm sorry.
03:14I'm sorry.
03:24Brie Vantacamp started every morning by catching up on the latest news.
03:29But sometimes the news came from an unexpected source.
03:34Hey Brie.
03:36Look what happened to my hand.
03:39Oh my goodness!
03:40Are you...
03:41We're getting married.
03:42Married.
03:43Oh, how wonderful.
03:44Yeah, we're pretty happy.
03:45Pretty happy?
03:46Oh, we're ecstatic.
03:47Knickers to the wind, over the moon.
03:49Congratulations.
03:50When did this happen?
03:51Last night.
03:52Oh, and get this.
03:53In the middle of his big romantic proposal, the cops come by to ask about some dead body
03:57they found at the construction site.
04:01So, tell me more.
04:02Well, I definitely want a big wedding, bridesmaids, the works.
04:05I was talking about the body.
04:06What did the police say?
04:07Uh, not much.
04:08I mean, I told them that I didn't know anything about it, and they believed me.
04:11Good.
04:13Although, I have to say, I'm surprised you didn't tell me sooner.
04:15Oh, we're sorry.
04:16It was late, and I wanted to tell my sister first.
04:19Again, talking about the body.
04:21Why would we tell you that?
04:22And why are we talking about this and not me?
04:24Quite right.
04:25I just would hate to see this tragic news interfere with your happy day.
04:29And I don't think it will, but I really don't think you should worry about it.
04:32The police don't seem like they're going to pose a problem.
04:38That was Judge Kemp.
04:39He just signed off on that warrant.
04:40For brief handicap?
04:42That was fast.
04:44I might have called in some favors.
04:46The sooner I can prove she's guilty, the sooner I can watch her pay for it.
04:51Got another one.
04:52Um, Mitzi Kinski.
04:54Mike was a ray of sunshine on our street.
04:57He will be missed dearly.
04:58Isn't that lovely?
04:59Everybody's been so generous.
05:02Yeah, ten jars of homemade jam.
05:04I don't know if she was being generous or just cleaning out her basement.
05:08Well, either way, this gesture of love and support makes me feel better.
05:14There is my baby boy.
05:17Morning, bub.
05:19Eggs on a raft.
05:21Just the way you like them.
05:23These smell gross.
05:25Okay, not a problem. Is there something else you'd like me to...
05:29MJ.
05:31It's okay, honey.
05:33What do you want?
05:34Strawberry ice cream.
05:35Uh, buddy, I don't think that's the healthiest way to start your day.
05:38I don't care what you think.
05:40Well,
05:42maybe just this once.
05:44I'll get you a bowl.
05:50Or, uh, no bowl is good.
05:52I'm gonna eat this in front of the TV.
05:53Can you bring me some sprinkles?
05:55Of course, honey.
05:58Uh, mom.
06:00What?
06:01Just ice cream, okay?
06:03He lost his dad.
06:06Okay.
06:07Mom, where's my sprinkles?
06:11Coming!
06:13Whoa, what's going on here?
06:16I thought I'd kick off your big resignation day with a power breakfast.
06:20Plus, the expiration on this sausage was yesterday.
06:23I gotta say, now that the day is finally here, I'm starting to get a little freaked out.
06:27Don't you worry. I've made a decision.
06:30I'm getting a job.
06:31What? You don't have to do that.
06:34No, I want to. It's time I help out. I owe it to you.
06:38So, I wrote up a resume, I booked a meeting at an employment agency,
06:43and I even bought myself a girly briefcase.
06:47But I thought we were just gonna cut back, live a smaller life.
06:50Yeah, I thought about that.
06:52And I decided I want a slightly bigger life.
06:55So I figured if I work, the girls can stay in private school,
06:57we can keep both cars, and maybe even take one of those ski trips we talked about canceling.
07:03Gabby, I love that you're trying to help,
07:06but an entry-level salary is not going to cover the cost of skis, let alone five nights at the Ritz.
07:10Well, maybe not now, but if I work my way up the ladder,
07:13in a few years I'll be pulling in the big bucks, just like you do.
07:16Or did.
07:18What kind of ladder are we talking about here?
07:20What is it that you're gonna do?
07:22I don't know yet. That's where the employment lady comes in.
07:24She's gonna help me figure out how to best utilize my skill set.
07:28Yeah, read that in one of your business magazines.
07:31I'm proud of you stepping up like this.
07:34Hope you find a job that has health care, because my benefits end today.
07:38What? No risky meat without benefits.
07:44Doug and I eloped.
07:46This time I won an over-the-top wedding.
07:48Horse-drawn carriages, fireworks, poodles died purple.
07:52Is this weird, me going on about how happy I am while you're all sad and single?
07:58Actually, I'm hoping I won't be single for long.
08:01I've decided to try to get Tone back.
08:04So we're done talking about me?
08:06Yeah, kinda.
08:08Great.
08:10So what are you thinking?
08:12I figure I'll just come clean, tell him I screwed up and beg him to come back.
08:16It's amazing you landed a man in the first place.
08:18Well, what do you think I should do?
08:20Throw yourself at him.
08:22Next time he stops by, let a boob fall out of your blouse,
08:25or maybe bend over in those tight-ass jeans.
08:28That's not gonna work.
08:30You're right, sorry.
08:32What do I know about getting a man?
08:34Oh, wait, a lot?
08:36Come on, help.
08:38It's not gonna be easy splitting them up.
08:40They just moved in together and they seem so happy.
08:42Of course they're happy.
08:44They're in that honeymoon phase.
08:45They're still taking trips, laughing at each other's jokes,
08:48pretending they're interested in museums.
08:50We had a honeymoon phase too.
08:52Maybe I need to remind him of that.
08:54Well, remind him naked.
08:56The only tricky part is gonna be getting him alone.
08:58Jane watches him like a hawk.
09:00A tall, bitchy hawk.
09:02Well, whatever you do, do it soon.
09:04I'm not gonna waste a plus one at my wedding unless I know it's serious.
09:10Hey.
09:12Mom?
09:13Drew.
09:15Oh, it's wonderful to see you.
09:17How are you?
09:19I'm good, I'm good, I'm really good.
09:21Really?
09:23Because your sister told me you lost your job.
09:25I've been so worried.
09:27Didn't you get any of the messages I left?
09:29I've just been really busy.
09:31But everything's fine.
09:33In fact, I met someone.
09:35You did?
09:37Well, that's wonderful.
09:39I know how hard your breakup from Alex was.
09:41I'm so happy that you're moving on.
09:43Well, I was in town and I thought the two of you should meet.
09:46He's here?
09:48Yeah, well, I want you to keep an open mind.
09:58Well, who's this?
10:00This is Mary Beth, my fiance.
10:08I'm so glad to finally meet you.
10:09I've been telling this guy I can't marry him until I meet his mom.
10:14So you're really engaged?
10:16To each other.
10:18Oh, yeah.
10:20And remember, you're happy I've moved on, right?
10:22I just have so many questions.
10:24I know what you must be thinking.
10:26It's too soon.
10:28No, that's not what I'm thinking, Mom.
10:30I'm sorry, it's just that you're very different than all the other dates Andrew's brought home.
10:35Well, you know, people change.
10:37So how did you two meet, anyway?
10:39Oh, it's a real cute story.
10:41I was at the community center for my Overeaters Anonymous meeting,
10:44and I went into the AA meeting by mistake.
10:47And by mistake, I mean I remembered how drunks love their donuts.
10:50So as I was reaching for a buttermilk glaze, there was Andrew.
10:54You're in Overeaters Anonymous?
10:56Yeah, I actually lost 220 pounds, and then gained 160 pounds, a grade A beefcake.
11:03Isn't she adorable?
11:04Uh-huh.
11:06Andrew, would you help me in the kitchen?
11:08I'd like to get some tea biscuits in.
11:10They're on a very high shelf.
11:12Ooh, tea biscuits.
11:1446 calories.
11:20Andrew, I do not understand.
11:22What is going on here?
11:24Look, I know it's not who you were expecting,
11:26but you remember how you always said that being gay was just a phase,
11:29that I just needed to meet the right girl?
11:31Well, you were right.
11:32Just be happy for me.
11:43Come on, back to bed.
11:45MJ, it is two in the morning.
11:47You should be in bed.
11:49You can't tell me what to do.
11:51What did you just say to me?
11:55Hey, turn that back on.
11:58Guys?
12:00What's going on in here?
12:02I am trying to get MJ back to bed.
12:04I can't sleep.
12:06Yeah, well, blowing up aliens isn't going to help.
12:08Come on.
12:10No, I want to play my game.
12:12Turn it back on now.
12:14Shh, don't get upset.
12:16You can finish your game.
12:18What?
12:20Just for a little while.
12:22Then you have to go back to bed, okay?
12:24Mom, can I talk to you for a second?
12:26I think you're making a mistake.
12:28It's not that big a deal.
12:30Yes, it is.
12:32Look, I know what he's going through is awful,
12:35but this isn't helping.
12:37He's totally taking advantage of you.
12:39He's not taking advantage.
12:42He's traumatized,
12:44and it's killing me to see what he's going through,
12:47so I can give him a little joy
12:49by letting him play video games.
12:51He's traumatized.
12:52I can give him a little joy
12:54by letting him play video games.
12:56That's what I'm going to do.
13:02So I'm looking to make in the six-figure range,
13:05plus benefits, of course.
13:07And I have two young girls,
13:09so flexible hours would be good.
13:11And we always take this big vacation,
13:13so I'll need two weeks off.
13:15Maybe three.
13:17You know what, just give me all of August.
13:19So what do you got for me?
13:20A reality check.
13:22Excuse me?
13:24Mrs. Solis, you're going to have to adjust your expectations.
13:26Up?
13:28No. Have you not been reading the newspapers?
13:30The job market right now is brutal.
13:32I have people with PhDs that I can't find jobs for,
13:34and frankly, your job experience is very limited.
13:38Modeling, modeling, modeling.
13:40Okay, okay.
13:42Print, runway, boat show.
13:46Who's the job expert here?
13:48Plus there's a 15-year gap here.
13:50Yeah, to be a doting wife and a loving mother of two.
13:53You have experience with children.
13:55I have a job at a daycare center.
13:58And deal with other people's kids?
14:00I don't even like my own.
14:02Look, you didn't go to college,
14:04you didn't even graduate high school,
14:06and your only references are photographers and aging rock stars.
14:09In today's market, you're basically unemployable.
14:12And you actually get paid for this?
14:15So now what am I supposed to do?
14:17Well, you could start planning that August vacation.
14:20Okay.
14:26Gabrielle Solis was depressed.
14:29And when she was depressed,
14:31nothing lifted her spirits like a good workout
14:35of her credit card.
14:37May I help you?
14:39Yeah, I just want to get that little red scarf I saw in the window.
14:42Then I'll be on my way.
14:44All right.
14:46Although, that black sheath dress would go perfect with it.
14:48Look at those overly neat boots.
14:51Okay, who am I kidding?
14:53Get me a double cappuccino and a muscular stock boy.
14:55Mama needs a new pair of everything.
15:03I said taupe. This is clearly beige.
15:06We don't have it.
15:08Second floor, third mannequin to the left. Look alive.
15:10Try these in plum.
15:12These in leopard.
15:14These... forget it.
15:15No, forget it.
15:17No lady wants to see anything under four inches.
15:21You go with you. You go with you.
15:24You go away.
15:29No one's been able to make that romper work.
15:32Should we help her?
15:34Stay back. She knows what she's doing.
15:37Navy blazer, silver hoop earrings, platform wedge.
15:41And a red patent leather clutch.
15:46Genius.
15:55Everything looks and smells so amazing, Mrs. Vandekamp.
15:59Do you mind if I take a picture?
16:01Of the food?
16:03That way I eat just a little bit now and then later when I'm hungry I can look at the picture and get full on the memory.
16:07Don't you just want to eat her up?
16:10Not before I take a picture of her.
16:12You know, Mary Beth, I just realized I don't know a thing about you.
16:16What do you do?
16:18Well, actually nothing. My parents have been pretty generous.
16:20Oh, really? What sort of work are they in?
16:22None of your business, Mom.
16:24No, no, it's okay. They invented Mary Beth's frozen custard.
16:27Mary Beth? You're that Mary Beth?
16:30Recognize me? The kid on the carton?
16:32It's in every supermarket in the country. It must be a multi-billion dollar...
16:37Oh.
16:42Would you help me in the kitchen, Andrew? Now.
16:48Andrew, I knew you were having financial troubles, but I never thought you'd stoop to this.
16:52What?
16:54She's an heiress. You're obviously marrying her for her money.
16:56I'm marrying her because I'm crazy about her.
16:58We love the same movies. She makes me laugh. She gets me.
17:01She's really an amazing girl.
17:03I think I found your good side.
17:04I think I found your good side.
17:06Smile, Noki.
17:08She's disturbed.
17:10Okay, all right. She's a little eccentric, but you know what? I love her.
17:14Andrew Van de Kamp, you love Italian shoes. You love mid-century modern furniture.
17:19And according to your internet history, you love army doctors giving elaborate physicals to young recruits.
17:25But you do not love girls.
17:27Why can't you accept that I've changed?
17:29Because homosexuality is not a choice. You were born this way.
17:32I'm the one who told you that.
17:34It took me a long time, but I was finally able to wrap my head around it.
17:38Honey, you're here, you're queer, and I'm used to it.
17:41You know what, Mom? I'm not here anymore, all right?
17:44I'm ready, Beth. Let's go.
17:47Hey, how was your dad's?
17:50Fine.
17:52She was in a bit of a mood, but I still love you unconditionally.
17:56Let me guess, did it have something to do with a certain Taylor Swift concert this Thursday night?
18:01I'm just saying, all my friends' moms are taking them.
18:04None of your friends' moms are going to be deaf for two weeks like I was the last time we went to a concert.
18:08I'm not doing it.
18:10That's not fair.
18:12I am going to go give Paige a bath. Thank you for bringing her home.
18:15I'm going to go grab your suitcase.
18:18Mom, please! It'd make you the bestest mom in the whole wide world.
18:23Nope, the matter is closed.
18:25This sucks.
18:28Hey, you know who else likes Taylor Swift?
18:32Me.
18:34If you're okay with it, I'll take you.
18:36Oh my God!
18:38You're the best!
18:40I'll check with my mom and call you?
18:42Can't wait.
18:47So?
18:49Totally worked.
18:51You'll have Dad all to yourself Thursday night.
18:54You are the bestest girl in the whole wide world.
19:05Debbie!
19:17Hi babe.
19:19What is that?
19:21This? It's a boot. I bought a boot.
19:25You bought one boot?
19:27Yep, because I'm frugal. One day I'll buy the other one.
19:31That's all you bought?
19:32Because I got a call from the bank. Seems somebody was going crazy with your credit card.
19:38Huh. Maybe it was stolen.
19:40Yeah. Buy a size zero with incredibly expensive taste.
19:45What is a shopping bag doing on the bed?
19:47I bought a gift for a woman whose husband is in Iraq fighting for our freedom.
19:53Debbie! You're taking it all back!
19:56I can't!
19:58Not if I've worn it.
20:02Can't take it back. Can't take it back now. See?
20:05Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
20:07Our lives have changed. We can't afford this anymore.
20:10Not unless you've got some big job you haven't told me about.
20:17What's wrong?
20:19I met with that job lady. But she basically said I'm not qualified to do anything.
20:24I didn't finish school. I've never had a real job.
20:26The only thing I've ever gotten paid for is being pretty.
20:29I just feel like my life has been one bad decision after another.
20:32Uh, what about the girls?
20:36What about marrying me?
20:38That's the part that hurts the most.
20:40You guys are the only good thing I've ever done and I feel like I'm letting you down.
20:45Gabby, you are smart.
20:50You'll figure something out. Something great.
20:54But in the meantime, all these clothes have to go back.
21:00I know.
21:02We should just give us a moment alone.
21:10Hello?
21:12Yes, this is his mother.
21:15He did what?
21:17He threw a stapler at you?
21:19Yes, right at my head.
21:21Are you sure it wasn't an accident? He couldn't have been aiming at your head.
21:25What he said was, and I wrote this down because I wanted to be exact,
21:28leave me alone or I'm going to throw the stapler at your head.
21:32I'm so sorry. You do know that MJ just lost his father, right?
21:37I do. My heart goes out to both of you.
21:39But there is no place for violence in my classroom, no matter what the circumstances are at home.
21:44Circumstances? Um, it's not like he just lost his favorite toy or a pet turtle. He lost his dad.
21:54Yes, but if MJ had thrown that stapler a little harder, my grandkids might have lost their grandmother.
22:00Well, I'm sure that he is sorry.
22:03He isn't. In fact, he said, and I quote, bullseye. I'm considering having him removed from my class.
22:10Okay, uh, what MJ did was wrong.
22:14But I'm finding it hard to believe that a person that spends so much time with children
22:20could be so oblivious to a child's pain.
22:24I have 20 other children I need to protect, and MJ is a very angry little boy.
22:30Well, of course he's angry. He's nine.
22:33And one of the most important and loving people in his life has just been ripped away from him.
22:40And now he has to live with the fact that his father is never coming back.
22:45Inside voices, please.
22:46Oh, to hell with your inside voices. His father is dead. My husband is dead.
22:53Oh, my foot.
23:02It's her.
23:09Why is everyone looking at me? Did I do something wrong?
23:11No, no. In fact, we have done nothing but talk about your shopping skills for the last 24 hours.
23:16Really?
23:18Yes. We even went back and watched the security tape to see it again.
23:21Well, keep the tape. It was my last show. Circumstances have changed. My shopping days are over.
23:27So just do me a favor. Wait till I'm gone to restock the boots. I can't cry again today.
23:32Wait. Take care of these for Mrs. Solis and bring her a glass of champagne.
23:38Champagne?
23:39Champagne? Did you not hear me? I'm broke. You have no reason to suck up to me anymore.
23:44Well, I do if I want you to work here.
23:47Huh?
23:49You see, you're like a shopping savant. And every day women come in here with all the money in the world and no clue what to spend it on.
23:56You could help them.
23:58You mean like a personal shopper job?
24:00No. Do not think of it as a job. For you, my dear, it is a calling.
24:03I don't know.
24:05Employees get a 40% discount.
24:06Hi. Welcome to Comfort Lease. My name's Gabrielle. Can I help you?
24:20I want to thank you for accepting my apology and coming over before you left town.
24:26I feel like I haven't had the appropriate reaction to this wedding.
24:29No, no, no. You've been wonderful.
24:31Well, to show you how excited I am that my little boy is getting married, I've thrown you a surprise engagement party.
24:49Mom, what the hell is this?
24:51Oh, I just invited some of your old friends over to congratulate you.
24:54Hey, girl. I haven't seen you in ages. Those shoes are ferocious.
25:01Who's this hag?
25:03This is Andrew's fiancee, Mary Beth.
25:06Hi, Mary Beth. I'm Brian with an I. This is Brian with a Y.
25:11What is this about you getting married? We need a dish.
25:14Sweetie, why don't you go to the kitchen and grab a drink?
25:20I just love those boys. They used to be here all the time.
25:25So, what did you think of Andrew's friends?
25:28They seem sweet and very well groomed.
25:29Well, yeah, but don't they seem, I don't know, a little disco-y?
25:35This is Van de Kamp. I know Andrew's gay.
25:38You do?
25:40I've never actually made love, and he has a picture of Michael Phelps next to his bed.
25:45He says it's patriotic, but...
25:47I don't understand. If you know about it...
25:50You have to understand. I grew up fat and lonely.
25:53When I lost all the weight, I thought men would look at me differently, but they didn't.
25:58I just kind of gave up.
26:00Oh, Mary Beth.
26:02But then I met Andrew. He's sweet, fun, and I just thought I could do a lot worse.
26:09No, no, no. Now you listen to me.
26:12You deserve real romance and passion in your life.
26:16I know all about this. I have been with plenty of men for companionship when it should have been for love.
26:22The right man for you is out there somewhere. You just can't settle.
26:25It's not fair to you or to Andrew.
26:42I think we need to talk.
26:50Coming!
26:52Coming, coming!
26:53Coming!
26:55Coming, coming!
26:57Okay.
26:59Oh, no.
27:04Hey.
27:06Hey. I came over as soon as I got your message.
27:08So, power's out, huh?
27:10I know. It's so embarrassing. I just got off the phone with the electric company, and it turns out it's a faulty line,
27:15so they're going to fix it first thing tomorrow morning.
27:17So, you don't need me to look at anything, or...
27:19I'm sorry. I feel terrible dragging you all the way over here, so...
27:21Is there anything for your trouble? A drink, or...
27:23No, no, no. I don't want to be in your hair.
27:25No, no, you're not. Honestly, it's a little scary being all alone in a dark house.
27:31Hence the hundreds of candles.
27:33Yeah, I did go a little overboard, huh?
27:36What are you cooking? It smells amazing in here.
27:40Yeah? I'm trying out a new recipe for the kids. Beef bourguignon.
27:44But Penny's with Jane, and Parker's having pizza with the Martindales.
27:48I love beef bourguignon.
27:50Oh, that's right. I totally forgot.
27:53You remember the first time we tried it? New York. Our second anniversary.
27:57Oh, that must be where I got the idea. I was just looking at pictures from that trip.
28:02Oh, yeah? You got out the old photo album?
28:04Yeah.
28:06Oh, man. Look at us.
28:10Hey, why don't you stay for dinner? I'll make you a plate.
28:14Yeah, I don't know.
28:15Come on. Jane's at the concert. What would you rather do?
28:18Eat a microwave dinner all alone in your apartment, or beef bourguignon?
28:24Well, I'd hate for it to go to waste.
28:35Well, I hope you're happy. Mary Beth is on her way back to Wisconsin.
28:40I'm sorry.
28:42Why are you so concerned about her life? What about me?
28:45I'm your son!
28:47I did this for you. Can you look me in the eye and tell me you would have been happy spending the rest of your life with that woman?
28:52That marriage really could have helped me out. And you have no idea how much help I need.
28:57Why? What is going on?
28:59Where do I start? I took a loss on the house that you got me.
29:05I lost my job. Can't find a new one.
29:09I have a ton of credit card debt.
29:12And Mary Beth was willing to help me out with all of that.
29:15Well, so would I. Why didn't you come to me for help?
29:18Do you know what it feels like to have to keep running back to your mother to fix your problems?
29:22My whole life, you've been propping me up.
29:25When I needed a job, when I was dumped, when I was drinking.
29:29I'm just, I'm so tired of you seeing me as a failure.
29:33Andrew, if you would go through all of this rather than come to me for help, then I am the one who's failed.
29:39How about we just agree that we both failed?
29:45So what are you going to do now?
29:47I don't know. I had a pretty good set up there. A place to live, somebody who needed me.
29:52All the frozen custard that I could eat.
29:54Well, I don't have any custard, but I can offer you a place to stay and someone else who needs you.
30:04Alright.
30:06Alright.
30:08Just until I get back on my feet again.
30:15Now let's talk about that party. I could swear I saw Brian with a Y checking you out.
30:22Well, actually, I am more into Jeffrey with a G.
30:26That's my gay son.
30:28God, look at all this stuff we're doing. We used to be interesting.
30:32I know. We hiked. We went to the theater. We took salsa lessons.
30:37And then came the kids.
30:40Ugh, fun killers.
30:46This is amazing. It's even better than that restaurant in New York.
30:49I don't know. That place was pretty good. How did we even find it?
30:53You don't remember?
30:54We got caught in that torrential downpour. We ducked in there to dry off.
30:58Right. And then the owner insisted on making us a special meal because we had that newlywed look.
31:08A lot of water under that bridge, huh?
31:11Yeah, but it was a pretty strong bridge.
31:17Look how young we were.
31:19Yeah. Back then I could actually see without my reading glasses.
31:25Here you go. Best I can do for light.
31:35I'm glad you kept these.
31:38Good memories, huh?
31:41Yeah.
31:42You know, sometimes you just get overwhelmed by work and kids in life.
31:49And it's just so easy to forget.
31:56Yeah. Yeah, it is.
32:03I'm on fire. Oh my God. Oh my God, I'm on fire.
32:08Are you okay?
32:10I think I burnt the skin.
32:12Oh, jeez. Let me see.
32:17Oh, it doesn't look so bad.
32:19I thought the power was out.
32:22They must have fixed it.
32:25You set this on fire?
32:27Yeah.
32:29Oh my God.
32:31Oh my God.
32:33Oh my God.
32:34Fixed it.
32:36You set this up?
32:38You know, in my defense, I...
32:40What the hell is going on?
32:42I just wanted to see where we stood, if there was still anything between us.
32:45If we could find our way back to those people in the pictures.
32:48By tricking me?
32:50I'm sorry about how I did it, but you can't deny what just happened.
32:54You still feel something.
32:57Jane just moved in with me.
33:00And you do this now?
33:05Yeah.
33:16Hey, Mom.
33:18Hey, how was the concert?
33:20Awesome. Had to go with Dad.
33:22That's so awesome.
33:24Yeah, I kind of got that from the sweatpants.
33:26Come here, you.
33:28Hi.
33:30Hi.
33:32So now what?
33:34I don't know.
33:37Well, I'll tell you what you can't do.
33:40Give up.
33:42Taylor Swift has a song,
33:45You Belong With Me.
33:47It's about how she won't stop loving this guy even though he's with the wrong girl.
33:52And when she sang it tonight, all I could think about was you and Dad.
33:56And this guy she loves, does he eventually come to his senses?
34:01It wouldn't be a very good video if he didn't.
34:05Don't worry.
34:07Dad will, too.
34:09You think?
34:11Mom, we're fighting for him.
34:14What guy doesn't like that?
34:17You know,
34:19when you say something really smart like that, it makes me think I did a really good job.
34:24You think it's going to blister?
34:26It's a first-degree burn, Tom. You'll be fine.
34:29But as your physician, let me recommend no more candlelit baths alone.
34:34Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking.
34:36Well, the good news is I can declare you healthy enough for any and all sexual activity.
34:45Actually,
34:47I need to get out of here.
34:49Actually,
34:51I need to get some work done.
34:55Okay.
34:57Well, the nice thing about us living together, if you change your mind, you know where to find me.
35:09Okay, I think that's the last of them.
35:12Okay.
35:14Actually, we're not done here.
35:16We're not done here.
35:18I want to talk to you.
35:21Is this about what happened at school?
35:24Yes.
35:28You need to know that it is never okay to throw a stapler at someone.
35:33I know.
35:35It's also never okay to sweep a bunch of stuff off someone's desk because you don't like what they're saying about your son.
35:42Particularly if they've just had bunion surgery.
35:45You did that to Mrs. Butters?
35:47Not proud of it, but yeah.
35:49I was really mad.
35:52Just like you.
35:55MJ, something horrible happened to you.
36:00And every time you started to get angry about it,
36:04I wanted to cover it up with ice cream or video games.
36:10But the truth is, we shouldn't cover it up.
36:14We should let it out.
36:18Now, we can't hurt people,
36:23but we can hurt jam.
36:36Mom!
36:38People send us this to help us feel better, and it's going to,
36:42just not in the way they thought.
36:45Ugh!
36:48Come on, buddy.
36:50You got a lot to be angry about.
36:54What happened sucks.
37:15I love you.
37:22Oh, sweetie.
37:26I love you.
37:28I love you.
37:30I love you so much.
37:35That's a cake I made for a wedding a few years ago. I know what you're going to say.
37:38It's not big enough.
37:40Oh, well, I suppose we could add another tier.
37:42Make it two.
37:44I really appreciate this, Bree.
37:47Ben is such a guy.
37:49He's not going to be any help planning this wedding.
37:51Yes, especially since he's dealing with the nasty business of the body.
37:55Oh, that?
37:57No, Ben's in the clear.
37:59Really?
38:01Yeah, the cops called this morning. They figured out the guy they found died eight months ago.
38:05That was way before Ben started construction.
38:07Oh.
38:09Yeah, the cops think the guy was just some poor drifter.
38:10Anyway, it's over.
38:12Oh, good. Well, now we can focus all our energy on giving you the best wedding in the world.
38:17Tomorrow, we'll start our planning.
38:23Yes, in life, when we see an opportunity, we have to take it.
38:31Whether it's the hope of winning back the love of our life.
38:36A shot at proving our worth.
38:41Or the chance to show a child the right path.
38:50But sometimes when we answer the call.
38:53Hello?
38:55Hi, it's Bree.
38:57We have no idea what opportunity awaits us.
39:00Renee just told me the good news.
39:01And I wanted to thank you for keeping my secret.
39:04Ah, no worries. Told you I would.
39:07I know, but even when suspicion moved on to you, you still protected me, and that's very honorable.
39:11Really? It was no big deal.
39:13Maybe not to you. You're not the one who put a body in the ground.
39:16You have to understand, a day doesn't go by when that does not weigh heavily on my conscience.
39:21Gotcha.