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00:00Hey, kid, why are you so bloated?
00:02Yeah, why don't you take a pee?
00:04I mean, I want to, but...
00:07But we must hold it just a bit longer.
00:10Do you know we have to pee six to eight times a day?
00:13Sure, it cleanses the organism.
00:15Well, today, I haven't peed even once.
00:17It's all right, you can stretch.
00:20I bet you can, but what about me?
00:22And who's the cocky one?
00:24Me! I'm the slinter, a small but very important muscle.
00:28Do you know what happens if I stretch?
00:31We know! Every sneeze and every chuckle makes you wet your pants!
00:34Go take a pee!
00:36No! Stay where you are!
00:38I warned you! Oh, you'll remember me when we're old!
00:43Brain, you're no fool!
00:44200 milliliters of liquid in a bladder is normal!
00:47500 milliliters causes discomfort!
00:49And if it's over a liter...
00:51I might even burst!
00:53We wouldn't want that!
00:54No, but he must wait a bit longer!
00:57Look, Brain, you stupid Shar-Pei!
00:59You're making a real bacteria dent out of our house!
01:03You wanna get cystitis or prostatitis?
01:05Don't you take care about us?
01:07I warn you, when there's too much urine,
01:09it goes back where it came from!
01:11And if it reaches us, we're finished!
01:14Stones!
01:15Kidney failure!
01:16Time to make a will!
01:17We'll just die!
01:18Why don't you want me to pee?
01:22You think I don't want it?
01:23I want it so bad it's the only thing I can think of!
01:26One and only!
01:28But we can't do it now!
01:31We've told you not to trust the GPS!
01:36And I told you to take a detour!
01:38Enough, you guys!
01:39What's done, is done!

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