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  • 5/27/2025
Dating Apps for Babies 🎙️🎧 Babies podcast #funny #baby #podcast #ai

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00:00Fellow tiny humans, the podcast where we tackle life's biggest questions.
00:04Today's topic is dating apps for babies.
00:07Because why should grown-ups have all the swipey fun?
00:10Okay, so mommy keeps swiping on her Tinder thingy, but hello, I need love too.
00:15The struggle is real.
00:16Swipe right if they share their teething ring, left if they still can't hold their own bottle.
00:21And the bio has to include.
00:23Looking for a play date who won't steal my puffs.
00:25Yes, and verified profiles only.
00:27Remember, if their profile says mama's little angel, swipe left.
00:32Thanks for listening.
00:33Next week, investing in milk futures.
00:35Nap time now.

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