The Magic Roundabout (1965) S03E06 - Dougal - Film Director - video Dailymotion

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00:00I was waiting for Brian.

00:22Oh, come on, lightning.

00:26Hello.

00:26There's no time for pleasantries, said Dougal.

00:30You're late.

00:31We've got a lot to do and you're late.

00:34If you were in a union, I'd suck you.

00:36Now, pull yourself together and concentrate on the working hand.

00:40Really, you're pathetic.

00:43I'm going home.

00:45Oh, dear.

00:46Now I've hurt his feelings.

00:47Oh, come back.

00:49I apologise.

00:52Humbly?

00:53Yes, humbly.

00:54Then I shall return, said Brian.

00:59Well, I'm glad we've sorted that out, said Dougal.

01:03And he and Brian got down to the work in hand, making a film.

01:09Brian was the camera carrier.

01:12Now hold it steady, said Dougal.

01:14Freeze.

01:16Brian froze.

01:18And Dougal went to look for his star actress.

01:20She arrived.

01:23Hello, Dougal, said Florence.

01:25Oh, I'm so excited.

01:26Me, a film star.

01:29Hello, Brian.

01:30I am a camera, said Brian.

01:33Now, are we all ready, said Dougal.

01:36We must get started.

01:38Aye, aye, Antonioni, only, only, only, said Brian.

01:40This is going to be the greatest picture ever made, said Dougal, modestly.

01:47This will make Ben-Hur look like an advertisement for Turkish delight.

01:52This will make Ken Russell spit with jealousy.

01:56Take one.

01:57And Dougal started to make his epic film.

02:03He consulted his script.

02:05He chose the best locations.

02:08What was it to be?

02:11Treasure Island, in Dougal vision.

02:15Florence acted her first scene.

02:18And Dylan arrived.

02:19I hear you're making a film, he said.

02:21I'm trying to, said Dougal, patiently.

02:25But you've just walked in and ruined the first scene.

02:29Well, I don't want to worry you, said Dylan, but look.

02:38Indians?

02:39I didn't order Indians?

02:41Come out, said Florence.

02:47Wasn't I good, said Armand Trude, appearing.

02:50Oh, joy, joy.

02:52I'm a film star.

02:54A film star.

02:56Dougal sighed.

02:57I wonder if this ever happened to Eisenstein, he thought.

03:02Let's get on, then, said Brian.

03:04Right, said Dougal.

03:06Underwater, close-up of shark.

03:08What?

03:09shrieks Brian.

03:10Come back, you coward.

03:13I'm a film star.

03:15Film star.

03:17Camera, shouted Dougal.

03:20I'm not filming no sharks, said Brian.

03:23Oh, all right, said Dougal.

03:26We'll have some man-eating butterflies instead.

03:29Really?

03:30Really?

03:32Hello?

03:32Where's my leading lady?

03:34I'm here, shouted Florence.

03:36And I've found the treasure.

03:40How exciting, breathed Florence.

03:48Captain Cook's treasure.

03:51Now, now, wait a minute, said Dougal.

03:54Wait a minute.

03:57What's the use of doing the treasure scene without the camera?

04:00Really?

04:00Why does everyone have to be so stupid?

04:04Knew that would happen, said Florence.

04:07I knew that would happen, said Dougal.

04:09What's in there, Dougal, said Florence.

04:13Treasure, said Dougal.

04:16It was a large lump of sugar.

04:18And I'll trouble you all to keep your thieving hands off it.

04:21Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

04:23Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

04:26Zebedee arrived.

04:28Any room in your film for a little one, he asked.

04:32I've gone off the whole idea, said Dougal.

04:35I think I'll go to the pictures instead.

04:37Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

04:39Oh, my God.

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