00:00I'm ready.
00:06Hi, Mom.
00:07You sold a cow for magic beans.
00:10What?
00:11You could have stole Ray Jennings at 7.
00:14How does the entire world already know about this, Mom?
00:17Because Monty Mac just tweeted it.
00:19He tweeted it?
00:22Yeah.
00:23Here.
00:24Agent just called Brown's trade for number one.
00:28Sorry, Cleve.
00:30You get Bo.
00:31No Vontae.
00:33Dumb move.
00:36You're on Twitter?
00:37You're not.
00:39I'm sorry, Sonny.
00:40Is this a bad time?
00:43I gotta go, Mom.
00:45This is the draft analysis we've all been working on
00:48for the last two months.
00:49Fire! Allie, fire!
00:51Allie, fire!
00:53Did you hear that?
00:53I'm coming.
00:58Can I get you gentlemen some coffee?
01:07Love some.
01:08Light and sweet, honey, thanks.
01:09Yeah, I'm not getting you idiots anything.
01:13I like her.
01:14Little Miss Salary, Cap.
01:16She's a sweetheart.
01:18Yeah, she's the best.
01:19Why am I here, Sonny?
01:20Because Melina thinks she coached the Cowboys.
01:23I did coach the Cowboys.
01:24And I think you were a bad babysitter.
01:29You know, my wife loved living in Dallas, Sonny.
01:32It's a rich town full of fancy people,
01:34and she likes that kind of thing.
01:35So she wasn't exactly thrilled when I said,
01:38hey, baby, pack your bags.
01:39We're moving to Cleveland.
01:41Well, there's fancy people here, too.
01:43No.
01:44There's really not, which is OK by me.
01:47But I dragged my pretty wife to this town because this city
01:50deserves a championship, and I'm the guy that can deliver it.
01:54Well, then we're on the same page, Vance.
01:56Oh, yeah?
01:56Then keep me in the loop.
01:58There is no loop, all right?
02:00There's me doing my job, you doing yours.
02:02Your job is to coach the team I give you.
02:04They do it different in Dallas?
02:05Yeah, they do.
02:06They win a lot.
02:10I had my choice of teams to coach, Sonny,
02:12and I chose this team, OK?
02:14I chose to coach this team.
02:16Not the team you're putting together in your head on the fly
02:18because your old man died last week,
02:20and you're tapping one of your execs.
02:23What did you just say?
02:25I'm sorry.
02:25Is that supposed to be a secret?
02:29You know, around here, we called my old man Coach Wheeler.
02:34And yes, my father died last week.
02:37So next time you refer to his name,
02:38next time you say it, at least in front of me,
02:40you say it with some goddamn reverence because he earned it.
02:45Fair enough.
02:48Fair enough.
02:49Fair enough.
02:50Fair enough.
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