Grumps don’t usually follow the news, but when a certain somebody’s fancy boat sinks, it might just have somethin’ to do with this mysterious little bolt he’s holdin’.
In true Grumps fashion, this Memorial Day message goes off the rails in all the right ways. Whether you’re grilling, chillin’, or contemplatin’, Grumps says you’re free to do it however you dang well please.
Happy Sad Memorial Day, folks. Go have a goodun. #Grumpsverse #MemorialDay #Comedy #Freedom #Grumps #Patriotism
In true Grumps fashion, this Memorial Day message goes off the rails in all the right ways. Whether you’re grilling, chillin’, or contemplatin’, Grumps says you’re free to do it however you dang well please.
Happy Sad Memorial Day, folks. Go have a goodun. #Grumpsverse #MemorialDay #Comedy #Freedom #Grumps #Patriotism
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00:00Hey y'all, y'all see the news lately?
00:03Here's a tip for you.
00:05Always check your boat before taking it out for the first ride.
00:10Especially if it's a big old bass boat like old Kimmy thought he was going to throw in everybody's face.
00:16Hehe, this is gruntland folks.
00:19And it's kind of funny what can happen when one little boat decides to slip off and say goodbye to the big old doohickey on the stern.
00:25Or the bow.
00:26I don't know, I wasn't there.
00:28That was Randy.
00:30Either way, guess old Kim's boat's taking an early swim.
00:33Shame.
00:34But, that's what happens when you go trying to stir the pot in these waters.
00:39Now, on with the show.
00:42Hehe, thanks grunts.
00:44Hey y'all, it's Memorial Day again.
00:46You know, I get confused on what to say on this holiday.
00:50It's a day for remembering the folks that had to go off and show the rest of the world that we mean business.
00:55So we can all keep doing the wild and wacky stuff we like to do over here in this country.
00:59Hell, if it wasn't for them, we wouldn't be able to get on here and make all this ruckus we make on here.
01:04Or be able to choose how grumpy we want to be.
01:07Hey, if you go to some of them other countries and try to pull some of the mess we do over here, phew, they get real been out of shape.
01:12And it could turn into a real sticky wicket.
01:15Yeah, all that freedom took the service of the guys and gals over there and all over the place.
01:19Risking it all against them boogers so we can live the way we want.
01:23And that's what today is about.
01:25So what is it?
01:26Happy Memorial Day?
01:27Sad Memorial Day?
01:29A lot of folks just think about the cookouts and the long weekend off from work.
01:32And you know what?
01:34People gave their all just so you can have that liberty to choose your celebration.
01:38And pick your own greeting.
01:40So I'll just say, happy sad Memorial Day.
01:44Either way, go have a good one.
01:47And I ain't gonna say it again.
01:48Happy Memorial Day.