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After 99 Blind Dates The Girl Met Another Catfish – Fortunately, He Was There – Full HD Movie
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00:00Emily, ain't it?
00:04We chatted on one of those lovey-dovey apps.
00:10Shit, not another catfish.
00:13James, is that really you?
00:15Absolutely, baby. I mean, yeah, I put on a few pounds, but this ain't no biggie.
00:23Packed on pounds? What, has he been pinch-eating Photoshop for breakfast?
00:29Um, have a seat.
00:32Oh, I liked it. Oh, yeah.
00:35Let's see what they got on the loop.
00:37Oh, oops.
00:39I'm sorry, let me just pick that up.
00:54Excuse me, are you taking pictures of my underwear?
00:57Emily, it's not, I was just playing around, come on.
00:59We have a peeping Tom here, everyone.
01:02This guy was trying to take pictures under my skirt.
01:04Hey, listen, zip it, drama queen.
01:06Give me my phone back.
01:07No.
01:10Enough of that theatrics.
01:12I can smell a whore a mile away.
01:14What's your nightly rate?
01:16Come on, tell me what you do, what do you charge?
01:18Huh?
01:22Oh my gosh, I am so sorry.
01:24You stupid bitch.
01:28Do not talk to women like that.
01:31A woman?
01:33Ha ha ha, she's the one ripping me off.
01:36I saw what was happening, I saw you being a peeping Tom up her dress.
01:39Buddy, just back off, okay?
01:41And if I don't?
01:42Rearrange your face.
01:52Get the fuck out of here before I fuck you up for real.
01:58Fuck.
02:04Oh my god, he is so handsome.
02:07You okay, Emily?
02:11Emily.
02:12Oh, um, I'm fine, fine.
02:16How do you know my name?
02:18Well, like she doesn't remember me at all.
02:23Crestwood High.
02:25Class of 16, I think you were 18, right?
02:29We've met before, actually.
02:32I'm sorry, I totally forgot.
02:34What's your name again?
02:35Edward.
02:36It's nice to meet you again, Emily.
02:40Nice to meet you, Edward.
02:42Okay, Eddie boy, deep breath.
02:44Time to make an impression she won't forget again.
02:51How's the date hunt going, sweetie?
02:53Mom, I cannot be with a peeping Tom.
02:55Really? Oh, don't worry, I got a few more guys lined up for you.
02:59Mom, please.
03:01Your father and I were thinking maybe we could invest in your coffee shop if you settle down soon.
03:09Invest in my coffee shop?
03:11Yes.
03:17Uh, Mom, I'm actually seeing someone. I'll call you back.
03:21Edward, do you have a girlfriend?
03:25No.
03:27Well, I mean, I could be your girlfriend if you want.
03:34I can't believe it. Does she feel it too? The spark between us?
03:40It would be paid, of course.
03:42And you'd only have to do it long enough to convince my parents.
03:45Maybe like six months?
03:47Nope, three months.
03:50So, this is a fake relationship.
03:56Why don't we just get married instead?
03:58What?
04:01Well, I mean, you know, I heard that you're looking to get your coffee shop invested in.
04:06I mean, my parents are nagging me to settle down, so, you know, it's a win-win for both of us.
04:13I guess that makes sense.
04:15I mean, I am also short on cash, so, I mean, why wouldn't I take an offer like that, you know?
04:21Your outfit doesn't look cheap.
04:24This is rented.
04:25Right.
04:27Alright, I think this is a good idea.
04:29Okay.
04:31Then we get our marriage certificates then.
04:35Okay!
04:37Well, this is one heck of a rollercoaster ride. We're hopping onto it.
04:42One heck of a rollercoaster ride. We're hopping onto it.
04:45Yeah, we're in it for the long haul.
04:49I mean, do we start playing house right now, or...
04:53I mean, do we move in with each other, or...
05:04Oh, shit.
05:06Oh, Edward, sorry.
05:08Can I have a minute?
05:09Yeah, sure. Take your time.
05:11Okay.
05:26Just a little bit longer.
05:28Okay, no problem.
05:29Okay.
05:36Simon, buy me some clothes from Walmart.
05:38Walmart?
05:39Shepardian, what's going on?
05:40Just do it.
05:49Here you go, boss.
05:50Now remember, you are the boss now.
05:54I work for you, okay?
05:56April Fool's isn't until next month, boss.
05:59Boss? Who's the boss?
06:03Well, it's...
06:04This is my boss.
06:07Uh, Mr. Doyle.
06:09I'm his assistant.
06:11Just checking up on me.
06:13Your boss came to check on you?
06:16Um...
06:17Well, it's, um...
06:19Mr. Cor... I mean, I'm...
06:22Edward here.
06:26You two go ahead.
06:29I need to get going.
06:32Thanks so much.
06:33Thanks.
06:36Yeah.
06:41Are you sure these are good?
06:42They just seem kind of...
06:45Simple.
06:47Wait, you've never had a street taco?
06:51Edward, what?
06:52Okay, uh, they're amazing.
06:54I promise.
06:55Try one.
07:02They're good, trust me.
07:07Good, right?
07:09Oh my god.
07:13Are you okay?
07:15It's not spicy.
07:18Here, have some water.
07:21Oh my god.
07:25Wow.
07:28Okay.
07:29Good.
07:30Not bad.
07:31I'm glad you like them.
07:32Uh-huh.
07:34Emily?
07:40Emily!
07:41I saw you already!
07:49And Emma!
07:51Who's this guy?
07:55Well, he is...
07:56He must be your boyfriend.
07:58No, he's not.
07:59He's not?
08:00He's not?
08:01He is...
08:02He must be your boyfriend.
08:04Good for you.
08:05You're such a handsome lad.
08:08Thank you on Emma.
08:09Very, very sweet.
08:11Oh, look at you.
08:12Such a gentleman.
08:15I won't keep you two.
08:19Bye now.
08:20Bye.
08:24Great.
08:25Now my mom is going to get a full report in about five minutes.
08:28That fast?
08:29Oh yeah.
08:30The FBI should hire moms for their intel network.
08:37Huh.
08:39Okay.
08:40Yeah.
08:43Emily!
08:44You got a boyfriend and you didn't tell me?
08:46Mom.
08:47Your Aunt Emma says he's very handsome.
08:51Are you sure he's not a scammer?
08:56Hi, Mrs. Brewster.
08:58No.
08:59It is a real relationship.
09:00It's not a scam.
09:02I was just kidding.
09:04Well, since you're together, maybe you two can come over for dinner tomorrow night?
09:11Yeah.
09:12Sounds good.
09:15Why would you agree to that?
09:17Because she already knows.
09:18And the sooner they believe you, the sooner you get your coffee shot.
09:23I guess you're right.
09:29Is that Emily?
09:31In high school?
09:33Oh, okay.
09:34I got it.
09:37Don't you have work to do?
09:38Okay, boss.
09:39Sorry.
09:40You're right.
09:41I just wanted to let you know that the gift for Emily's parents is in your car.
09:47There's just one more thing.
09:51Miss Linda is back from abroad.
09:53Linda?
09:55Yeah.
09:56She's downstairs and she's making a whole scene at the entrance demanding to see you.
09:59What do we do?
10:00Okay, I don't want to see her.
10:02Emily gets off work soon.
10:03We've got to pick her up.
10:06Workaholic's skipping out.
10:08Love sure does change things.
10:11How dare you!
10:12Do you even know who I am?
10:15I'm Edward's fiancee.
10:17So, you better get over-
10:20Ahem!
10:22Sorry, Miss Linda.
10:23Sorry, Miss Linda.
10:24Mr. Corrigan is-
10:25He's not in the office today.
10:27He's not here?
10:29Well, then where is he?
10:30Huh?
10:31You know, if you really want to see Mr. Corrigan, you should make an appointment.
10:35And if you can't reach him, maybe you're not as close to him as you think.
10:39You-
10:48Find out where Edward is right now.
10:50Oh!
10:52Mom, Dad, this is Edward.
10:57Welcome!
10:59Mr. and Mrs. Brewster, it's nice to meet you.
11:01This is for you.
11:02I hope you like it.
11:03Oh!
11:05How thoughtful!
11:06Well, thank you!
11:08May I open it?
11:09Yeah!
11:10Okay.
11:12I love presents.
11:16Oh!
11:18Oh!
11:23Is that a-
11:25A jade piece from ancient China?
11:28Edward, did you rob a museum?
11:31Dad, I think you must be mistaken.
11:33How could Edward have a piece like that?
11:35I've been studying antiques longer than you've been alive.
11:38This is-
11:39This is real.
11:44Okay, let's just say you're right.
11:46Let's just say you're right, Dad.
11:48What's the damage?
11:49How much are we talking?
11:53A piece like this could fetch...
11:56Two million?
11:59Two million dollars?
12:02Edward, where did you get this?
12:06No, I found it in an antique shop in China for like a thousand dollars.
12:10I mean, I had no idea it would be so much.
12:14You're quite lucky.
12:17Yeah, I would say so, quite lucky.
12:22Let's get some beers and celebrate!
12:25Why don't you go with your dad inside and get us some beer?
12:28Mmm, yes, beer mugs.
12:30So you can gossip about me.
12:32Come on.
12:36Edward.
12:38Is Emily faking this?
12:40So that I would stop nagging her.
12:42No, no.
12:43I mean, it might seem fake, but no.
12:45We're legally married.
12:47Look.
12:49It's real.
12:52Married?
12:54Emily!
12:58Married?
13:02What?
13:05I mean, I've known Emily for ten years,
13:07so when I bumped into her the other day,
13:09we just hit it off and decided to get married.
13:13Yep.
13:15All right.
13:16I need to sit down.
13:24This is happening so fast.
13:26I mean, do you know each other?
13:29Edward, how old are you?
13:32What do you do for work?
13:34Well, I'm 28.
13:36And as far as work goes, I'm the CEO at Dreamy.
13:41I mean, I'm the CEO's assistant.
13:46Oh, thank goodness.
13:50I thought you said you were the CEO.
13:54Why, Mom?
13:55Well, darling,
13:58CEOs are like bees.
14:01They're always buzzing around too many flowers.
14:07You know, money makes men honey-hungry bears.
14:16What?
14:17Oh, dear.
14:18I didn't mean you.
14:20I wasn't talking about you.
14:22No, no.
14:23I mean, I know we had a flash marriage,
14:26but we did our homework
14:28and promised to love her and spoil her
14:32and keep her away from honey-hungry bears.
14:36Well, that is what we want to hear.
14:40Our Emily is, um...
14:42She's very precious to us.
14:44Yes.
14:46Wow, Edward.
14:47You could win an Oscar.
14:52Oh, wow.
14:54It's actually raining in Los Angeles.
14:57Well, you two have to stay tonight.
15:02Oh, Edward has work to do.
15:05No, I don't have any work tonight.
15:08Oh, good.
15:10Then stay.
15:18Didn't you get my hint?
15:20Now we're trapped.
15:21Trapped? Why?
15:25Can you hear anything?
15:28Not a peep.
15:30Do you think he's gay?
15:35Congratulations, Romeo.
15:37They're not going to leave until they hear the noise.
15:40Okay, so let's just...
15:42Oh, I have an idea.
15:44Lay down.
15:45Okay, all right.
15:47Jacket off.
15:48Uh-huh.
15:49Back.
15:51Turn around.
15:53Okay.
15:56All right, you ready?
15:57Okay.
15:58Oh!
15:59Ah!
16:00Oh!
16:01Oh!
16:02Ah!
16:03Oh!
16:04Oh!
16:05Oh!
16:06Oh!
16:07Holy moly, kids these days.
16:09You should try that sometime.
16:13Yeah?
16:15Definitely.
16:17Oh!
16:19Oh!
16:23Oh!
16:27Are you okay?
16:29Yeah, I think...
16:31Better, actually.
16:33Good.
16:34Well, sorry about that.
16:36Um...
16:37You can take the bed, and I'll sleep on the floor.
16:40Okay.
16:41Okay.
16:44Goodnight.
16:46Goodnight.
16:57Cupcake.
17:01Oh, foodie.
17:07Okay.
17:12Okay.
17:31Morning.
17:33Morning.
17:34Um...
17:35How did I get up here?
17:37Sleepwalking.
17:40Sleepwalking.
17:43Breakfast is ready!
17:53Morning.
18:01Excuse me, who are you looking for?
18:03Edward!
18:04What?
18:06Edward!
18:07Linda.
18:09What do you want with my husband?
18:11Your husband?
18:14Oh, no.
18:16Edward is my fiancé.
18:22Edward, what's going on?
18:23Okay, Emily, I can explain everything.
18:25What don't you get?
18:27Edward is my fiancé.
18:30I mean, how could a third wheel like you think that she could steal my man?
18:34Okay, no.
18:35Edward!
18:37What the heck is going on?
18:38You're a liar.
18:39You lied to Emily and you dragged her into this mess?
18:43Edward, is this true?
18:45No, Linda is just someone that my parents forced on me, okay?
18:50Edward, you made me a homewrecker.
18:52You bitch!
18:54How dare you try and slap my fiancé?
18:59Do not touch her.
19:00Enough!
19:01I don't want to see you anymore.
19:03Get out.
19:04It's not what you think.
19:05Get out.
19:08Edward.
19:10You need to sort your own mess out here first.
19:14Then maybe you can talk to Emily again.
19:17I'm going to fix this, okay?
19:20I promise.
19:21Come here.
19:23Edward!
19:36Edward!
19:37Come on, how can you treat your fiancé like this?
19:39You were never my fiancé.
19:41I was always married to Emily.
19:43Do not come back here or you will regret it.
19:46Edward, no.
19:49Emily.
19:51I'll make you pay for this.
20:01Wow, look who decided to show up.
20:03Mrs. Newlywed herself, Emily Brewster.
20:15Drink with me.
20:16What happened?
20:17Did someone piss you off?
20:24Edward Corrigan?
20:27Edward Corrigan, that sounds so familiar.
20:31Isn't he the dreamy...
20:34Don't say his name.
20:37I don't want to hear about him anymore.
20:39Alright, okay.
20:42Drink.
20:43Cheers.
20:44Cheers.
20:51How do I always end up with jerks?
20:53My ex cheated on me and my husband has a fiancé.
20:58That jerk lied to you?
21:00We are gonna go, we are gonna go kick his ass.
21:03Not today, Caroline.
21:07Then you need to dump him and date someone like my CEO instead.
21:14Your CEO?
21:15Didn't I tell you? I got a job at Dreamy.
21:19Our CEO is so hot and he never messes with the female staff.
21:24His name is...
21:28What is his name again?
21:32I can't remember.
21:33What do you want, Edward?
21:35Where are you?
21:36I'm dead, don't call me again.
21:40Wait, wait, wait, wait.
21:42You piece of trash, get your hands off of her.
21:46Go back to your little whore and leave Emily alone, you cheating scum.
21:54There.
21:56Now he won't bother you ever again.
21:59You are awesome.
22:01Cheers.
22:02Cheers.
22:06You know, that actually sounded like Caroline from the tech department.
22:10Maybe Emily is at her place.
22:20We're late.
22:24Mr. Corrigan.
22:27You know me?
22:29I work at Dreamy.
22:31Okay, was that you on the phone earlier?
22:34You're Edward, her husband?
22:37Where is she?
22:44Hold on, she said that you have a fiancé, is that true?
22:46I will explain everything to her.
22:48Okay, but you didn't tell her that you were the CEO of Dreamy.
22:50Okay, but you didn't tell her that you were the CEO of Dreamy.
22:52No, but I will, just quiet until then, okay?
22:56Okay.
22:58Come here.
22:59Hey.
23:02Who are you?
23:05You look like my ex-husband.
23:09You look better.
23:12I'm gonna give you a goodbye kiss.
23:21Ow.
23:23It hurts, doesn't it?
23:26That's what you get for lying to me.
23:28I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
23:30Okay, hey, stop.
23:31Cut it out.
23:32Emily, cut it out.
23:34Hey, hey.
23:35Are you okay?
23:36What's wrong?
23:37She's having an allergic reaction.
23:39We have to get her to the hospital.
23:41Are you okay?
23:42Come here.
23:43Hey, come on.
23:44Come here.
23:51Where am I?
23:53Heaven.
23:56What are you doing here?
24:02Someone was foolish enough to drink themselves into the hospital.
24:07You don't remember you're allergic?
24:10Thank you for saving me.
24:12It's okay.
24:14All I need is just a...
24:21Edward is my fiance.
24:25We're getting a divorce.
24:28What?
24:29Look, you lied to me, okay?
24:31And I slapped you, I even bit you.
24:34And you saved my life, so I think we're even.
24:38I can't hire you as my husband anymore.
24:40There's nothing going on between me and Linda.
24:43Edward, I am a regular person.
24:48I just want a simple, peaceful life.
24:51I've enjoyed the good times with you, but I don't want to be a home wrecker.
24:56Let's just end it now.
24:59Please don't make this harder than it already is.
25:03I'm sorry.
25:06It's my fault.
25:08Let's get a divorce.
25:11Well, Edward Corrigan.
25:14I'll see you again in six months.
25:16After the waiting period in California, we'll be officially divorced.
25:22Take care.
25:25Can I win you back in six months?
25:27That's really not necessary.
25:33Edward, you're being a dick.
25:35You're being a dick.
25:38Edward, you're being a jerk.
25:52Whoa.
25:53Isn't that Emily?
25:56My ex-girlfriend.
26:01I'm sorry, Emily.
26:03Don't be jealous.
26:06Why would I be jealous?
26:07You took out my trash.
26:09Oh, well that is really big talk.
26:13Because didn't you cry for a week after Patrick dumped you?
26:19You're still not over me.
26:21Poor girl.
26:22Are you still single?
26:25How can she be single when I'm her husband?
26:28Have I been?
26:31Yes.
26:32This is my husband.
26:34And he is much better than yours.
26:37Edward.
26:38Husband.
26:39You're married.
26:41Yeah.
26:42And not only is he more handsome than you, he's also richer.
26:45Honey, show him the car.
26:55See that?
26:57How is that possible?
26:58How the hell do you afford a Porsche?
27:01So what?
27:02He is a junior executive at Dreamy.
27:05And once his stock options invest, he can buy as many Porsches as he wants.
27:10Exactly.
27:12Wow, I didn't realize that being a junior executive made you a big shot.
27:17Well, my husband is the CEO's assistant at Dreamy.
27:23Assistant?
27:24So you're just an errand boy.
27:29What department do you work in?
27:31Listen up, errand boy.
27:33I work at the tech department.
27:36That's right.
27:42Hire Patrick from the tech department.
27:47Buddy, your wife's already out of her mind.
27:50Are you crazy too?
27:54Gosh, this thing is hilarious.
27:56Hello.
27:58What?
27:59I'm fired?
28:02What did I do wrong?
28:08Please, please, I'm begging you, please.
28:11Don't fire me, please.
28:14You made a mistake insulting my wife.
28:16I'm begging you.
28:20Do not touch her.
28:23Let's go.
28:25You bitch.
28:28Babe.
28:31Don't babe me.
28:33You just lost your job, and now I want a divorce.
28:42Did you really fire him?
28:45How did you do that?
28:47Well, HR owed me a favor.
28:50You really seemed like a CEO back there.
28:58Is this your car?
29:00Almost forgot.
29:01No, I'm borrowing it from a friend.
29:06Oh.
29:09Anyway, thank you for what you did back there.
29:12How are you going to repay me?
29:14Packing your stuff for you is how I'm repaying you.
29:18Bye.
29:19No, wait.
29:29Why are you still here?
29:31What are you talking about?
29:32I live here.
29:33You live here?
29:34I live here.
29:35You live here?
29:36I live here.
29:37You live here?
29:38I live here.
29:39You live here?
29:40I live here.
29:41You live here?
29:42I live here.
29:44My neighbor.
30:00Did Edward really move here for me?
30:03Is he really trying to win me back?
30:09Edward never gave me back my key.
30:11He wouldn't be coming here to sneak a kiss, would he?
30:18Edward.
30:23Bitch, you made me lose my job.
30:25I'm going to teach you a lesson today.
30:36You're asking for this.
30:39No!
30:42Hey, hey!
30:48Touch her again and I'll fucking kill you!
30:53Hey, hey.
30:54Are you okay?
30:56Come here, come here.
30:57I'm so scared.
30:58You're okay.
30:59Come here.
31:00You're safe.
31:02It's okay.
31:06Your bone is broken.
31:08Stay with me tonight.
31:10Okay?
31:27Actually, he is a nice man.
31:34Does that hurt?
31:35No, I'm fine.
31:37You okay?
31:40Much better.
31:43Why don't you take the bed and I'll sleep on the floor?
31:45I'll look after you.
32:01I'm still a little scared.
32:03It's okay.
32:04We're right here.
32:06What if you...
32:08came to the bed?
32:11Are you sure?
32:14If you don't want to.
32:33You're mine.
32:36There's nothing going on between me and Linda.
32:39It's just a stupid business deal between the two of you.
32:41God, I don't want to hear about this.
32:45Give me another chance.
32:47Please.
32:52I'll think about it.
32:54I'm tired.
33:07Oh.
33:09Why are you following me?
33:11I'm not going to leave you alone after what happened last night.
33:14Okay, but I'm just going to my coffee shop.
33:16What are you going to do there?
33:18Read my book and have a cup of coffee.
33:22Okay.
33:28God damn it!
33:31Why is Edward still with that bitch?
33:33Calm down.
33:34Calm down.
33:36Mom, it's that bitch!
33:38I mean, you have to do something.
33:40I am a Marshall.
33:41I am the only one that is good enough for Edward.
33:44Baby, you can't force love.
33:46I don't care!
33:49I mean, you have always told me
33:51that my happiness is the most important thing, right?
33:56Remember when I got lost when I was five?
33:59You told...
34:00Okay, okay.
34:01I'll go talk to Emily.
34:04Okay.
34:13Coffee or something like that?
34:14I can get you a cup of coffee.
34:15Oh.
34:17I see my boss.
34:18I'm just going to talk to him.
34:19Okay.
34:24Let me get your keys.
34:26Boss, why?
34:27Why?
34:33Take mine.
34:34I'll use your car for a while.
34:35Seriously?
34:38I mean, thank you.
34:40I've been thinking about this moment for a long time.
34:52Hi, welcome!
34:53What can I get for you?
34:55This girl.
34:56She looks exactly like I did when I was her age.
35:01Hi, is Emily here?
35:03Oh, I'm Emily.
35:04And you are?
35:05I'm Linda Marshall's mother.
35:08I came to speak about Edward.
35:11You know, if it's about Edward,
35:12you should probably talk to him, young lady.
35:15I know you think that Edward likes you right now.
35:18And that makes you feel fearless.
35:21But how long do you think that's going to last?
35:24Linda represents everything the Marshall family stands for.
35:28She's a much better match for Edward.
35:32If you need money or anything.
35:34You know, Mrs. Marshall, this is a coffee shop.
35:37So if you're not here to order coffee,
35:38I'm afraid I can't help you.
35:40That's all I have to say.
35:41Think about it.
35:45Oh, watch out!
35:46Okay.
35:47Sorry.
35:50Are you okay?
35:51Yeah.
35:52Is there a first aid kit here?
35:59Does it hurt?
36:02Just have a mint chocolate and it will be okay.
36:13How could you?
36:15How could you?
36:19Are you okay?
36:20Does it hurt?
36:23Does it hurt?
36:27Just have a mint chocolate and it will be all right.
36:34Mrs. Marshall?
36:36Mrs. Marshall?
36:38Are you all right?
36:40Oh, nothing.
36:43I was just thinking.
36:45Linda used to love mint chocolate before she disappeared.
36:49But after we found her, she never ate it again.
36:52Maybe her taste changed?
36:55Maybe.
36:59Miss Emily, may I ask about your parents?
37:03Oh, they're good.
37:05That's good.
37:08You know, I'm so sorry to bother.
37:11Forget I was here.
37:16This is for the medical expenses.
37:19Thanks for saving me.
37:22You're welcome.
37:28Mrs. Marshall?
37:31How can this girl look so much like me?
37:34And even have the same habit as my Linda?
37:37No, no, no.
37:38How can I be thinking like this?
37:40When Linda was found, we did a DNA test.
37:50Mrs. Marshall!
37:52Mrs. Marshall!
37:57Who's that?
37:59I don't know.
38:02Oh, Mr. Doyle.
38:05Hi, welcome to our humble shop.
38:08Please come in.
38:11Yeah, okay.
38:18Mr. Doyle, this is our shop's specialty fresh ground coffee.
38:22We hope you enjoy it.
38:35That's good.
38:39Oh, someone just ordered takeout, I gotta go drop it off.
38:42Can you watch the shop for me?
38:43Yep.
38:50Watch the shop.
38:53Me?
39:00Hi, I'm here with your coffee order.
39:02Can you come outside and get it?
39:03Yeah, the door's open. Bring it inside.
39:15Mr. Walton, I have your coffee order for you.
39:17Alright, just leave it there.
39:19We still need to settle up.
39:21How much?
39:23Oh, um...
39:26What I meant was, how much for a month with you?
39:32What do you mean by that?
39:35Come on.
39:37You didn't really think that I was going to enjoy a little coffee, right?
39:43What I'm interested in is you.
39:50Uh, I'm married, please show me some respect.
39:53Married?
39:55Don't make me laugh.
39:57You expect me to believe that?
39:59I really am married.
40:01Enough!
40:02Even if you are, your husband better step aside because in this town, no one crosses.
40:10Except my cousin.
40:11Okay, I am done talking. If you don't want my coffee, I'm leaving.
40:20Leaving already?
40:21You think you could just walk out of here?
40:25Come on, sweet tits. Johnny likes what he likes, just go with it.
40:29How about a little swim? Let's see what you got.
40:33Yeah, let's see what's going on under there.
40:35Don't disappoint us now, sweetheart.
40:42Edward?
40:45Who the hell are you? This is Johnny Wright's turf!
40:48Shut up, you idiot! This is my cousin!
40:53Hey, cousin. What brings you here?
40:56Here to pick up my wife.
40:58Your wife?
41:00That's right. Meet Emily.
41:03My legally wedded wife.
41:06She's really married? To you?
41:08That's right.
41:09What about Linda?
41:12Move!
41:15Edward, why did you say cousin? Do you two know each other?
41:18Of course!
41:19No, I used to work with his cousin and they got us confused all the time.
41:24He's my old boss. Isn't that right, Mr. Warden?
41:27Yeah, yeah, that's right.
41:30Oh, okay.
41:31So what was going on here?
41:33Well, he was trying to-
41:35Nothing! Nothing at all. Just ordering some coffee.
41:39Guess it's time to pay.
41:41Well, it was $30, but I'm charging him $60 because he insulted me.
41:46$60? Well, I think it sounds a little low, doesn't it?
41:51How about $6,000?
42:08You

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