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00:00X. It is a symbol of an unknown, unseen, and unknown existence.
00:12Tonight, the revenge of those who have pierced through the maniacs and those who have yet to see it begins.
00:19Tokyo MX, a small-scale broadcasting station, has launched a new show race.
00:33The one who will play the role of Hatafuri is Kendo Kobayashi, an outlaw who goes his own way.
00:41Last time, the one who won the first place in the April round was Ikeshiro Dong, an entertainer from Shochiku Entertainment.
00:51After that, a group of sleepers called Warekosowa began to gather.
00:59Find the unknown X!
01:03NOMU SHINI KAKUI JAN
01:06MX GRAND PRIX
01:08Determination of the Outlaw
01:11KENDO KOBAYASHI
01:29I'm Kendo Kobayashi, the MC of MX GRAND PRIX.
01:32I'm Hina Tanaka, the assistant.
01:34Nice to meet you.
01:37This MX GRAND PRIX is a new show race to find the star among the outlaw entertainers.
01:46This is the second round in May.
01:49Yes, it's already the second time.
01:53Last time, the one who won the April round was Ikeshiro Dong, an entertainer from Shochiku Entertainment.
02:00The winner of each round will be able to participate in the final tournament held in September.
02:06The winner will receive 1 million yen as a prize.
02:13Let me introduce the judges of May.
02:15Mr. HARIUTO ZAKOSHIO.
02:17Mr. COOKY.
02:18And Mr. ITO OZUWARU.
02:25Mr. Ito, you said you wanted to keep a distance from the entertainers around here.
02:29No, I didn't.
02:30Actually, the worst entertainer is supposed to come here.
02:34But he's too bad to make it in time.
02:36I see.
02:37Oh, you're here.
02:38Yes, I'm here.
02:39Oh, I'm sorry.
02:42So, today...
02:44I'm sorry.
02:45Please sit down.
02:46I'm sorry.
02:47Well, it's 9 o'clock now.
02:50So, there's no one except for NETOCHILLI.
02:52No.
02:54He said so.
02:55I'm sorry I can't use it.
02:56I'm wearing a cap now.
02:57I can't use it.
02:58It's an entertainment show.
03:00It's a news show.
03:01It's a news show that doesn't deal with the news of each station.
03:03Oh, is that so?
03:04It's too bad.
03:05Let's go to Japan.
03:06Let's go.
03:08Why are you on TV with that face?
03:10You look like an aloe vera.
03:13Bring me some water.
03:14Bring me some water.
03:15This time, the judges are...
03:17Hollywood Zakosho...
03:19Wild Explosion Cookie...
03:22Trosser...
03:23Kubota...
03:25Oswald Itoto...
03:27And the people who love Itangen.
03:29Zakosho and Cookie are the judges.
03:32Please tell us how you feel about this show.
03:34It's cool.
03:35This is...
03:36It's nothing.
03:37There's no misunderstanding.
03:40It's cool.
03:41Please tell us how you feel.
03:42No one will tell me.
03:44I feel like I'm going to be a tourist in September.
03:50Let's do our best.
03:51Kubota, do you have any experience?
03:54Yes, I do.
03:55What do you think of this show?
03:58To be honest, I've already found my second hometown.
04:03You finally found the hidden theme of this show.
04:07Is that so?
04:08Is that right?
04:09There's more.
04:11I heard that you were here before.
04:13Yes, I was.
04:14Ito, is this your first time as a judge?
04:15Yes, it's my first time.
04:16I'm still a debutant.
04:18So, I don't have a chance to judge anyone.
04:21But, you did a great job today.
04:22Yes.
04:23I thought I could do this.
04:24You thought you could do this?
04:26Are you a comedian?
04:28Or are you an MX?
04:30I'm both.
04:32I'm a comedian.
04:33So, I know almost everyone.
04:35I see.
04:36You grew up in the indie scene.
04:38I grew up in the indie scene.
04:41This time, they gathered comedians from the agency and senior comedians.
04:45They auditioned in advance.
04:48Among them, five comedians were selected.
05:11What? What?
05:12What? What?
05:13What? What?
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05:15What? What?
05:16What? What?
05:17Please judge them.
05:18What? What?
05:19What? What?
05:20What? What?
05:21A high-tension leotard comedian.
05:24Tamura Muramura.
05:26A short-episode maker of Invisible Man.
05:30Checkter.
05:31A traditional Japanese comedy.
05:34Terako Hamako.
05:36A new star who appeared in Kung Fu Combo.
05:39Mountain Book.
05:41Yui Gadokuson.
05:43A national heavy metal comedian.
05:45Hashiyama Maiden.
05:47These five comedians will challenge Hanae Kihara.
05:53Mr. Ito.
05:54Could you introduce us?
05:55I don't have anything to introduce.
06:00I know almost everyone.
06:02But there are people I've never met.
06:05By the way, who have you never met?
06:07The one who wears a bathrobe.
06:10I've met him.
06:11I've met him at a parlor of N-1.
06:15It's a scary story.
06:16I've never seen him.
06:18You can't take a single step.
06:21He's a casual type of comedian.
06:24I hate that.
06:25I'm a type of comedian who is very angry to the staff of the supermarket.
06:27It's a scary story.
06:28He's a zombie.
06:29Look at the eyes of the one who wears a bathrobe.
06:31It's not a face of a salesman.
06:34There are more.
06:36It's been a while since I've seen your face.
06:39He's an ex-Sony member.
06:41I've met him for the first time in 3 years.
06:44I'd like to show him something good today.
06:46He's an ex-Sony member.
06:48Does that mean he doesn't exist in this world?
06:51You should've told him that he's an ex-Sony member.
06:54Does that mean he doesn't exist in this world?
06:57Is that the final answer?
06:59Here's the way to judge.
07:01First, each judge will be judged by 100 points.
07:07However, it's not just about the topic.
07:09The most important point of the MX Grand Prix is the free time test.
07:15The judges will be given a chance to joke, talk about episodes, and so on.
07:24In addition to the free time test, the finalists will be decided.
07:31The finalists will be decided by the winner and the reservers.
07:41It doesn't matter how many reservers there are.
07:43What?
07:44What?
07:45All of them?
07:46It doesn't matter.
07:48Some of them might be fired.
07:51I don't know.
07:53I don't know.
07:54I don't know.
07:56They are all in their prime.
07:58It's the Grand Prix of their prime.
08:01I see.
08:02The finalists will be given a half-year of free time.
08:10Don't use any strange methods to make money.
08:14Please take this.
08:17The May round begins.
08:19Who will break the rules of comedy and advance to the final of September?
08:25Tamura Muramura will be the first.
08:30He suddenly appeared in the world and made a sensation.
08:34He is a high-tension gag.
08:36He will tell us about his charm.
08:40He has the power to make his own jokes.
08:47He can keep doing it for years.
08:51He has a strong mentality.
08:53As a comedian, I think he is very energetic.
08:57What kind of jokes do you usually make?
09:01I'm usually serious.
09:05When he is on the stage, he has a gap.
09:09I think that's what makes people disappointed.
09:13But I'm paying attention to Tamura Muramura who is trying to break that gap.
09:20It's time to fly.
09:22Mr. One-Pattern of Onimental.
09:24Tamura Muramura.
09:27Tamura Muramura's speaking is not the best.
09:30The microphone may be broken.
09:34From Mokkori to Rimoco.
09:36From Mokkori to Rimoco.
09:39From Mokkori to Rimoco.
09:44From Mokkori to Mokkori.
09:46I will enter the highland with Rimoco.
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12:42Number 2's son is number 2!
12:43You're slow!
12:44Number 3 and 2, you're not in time!
12:46You're not in time!
12:48You're not...
12:49You're not in time!
12:51You're not in time!
12:52OK, that's all.
12:53Thank you very much!
12:56It's amazing.
12:57He's doing it!
12:59He's doing it!
13:00It's really amazing!
13:01Muraimura, Tamura.
13:02Rather than a blunder,
13:03it's more like they're talking to me.
13:05It's a conversation.
13:06It's a conversation.
13:07Now then, you judges,
13:08please vote for who you think is the winner.
13:11How will the judges rate RIMOKO-CHAN?
13:16I wrote RITO-CHAN. Can I write it?
13:18RITO-CHAN is a frank person.
13:20We used to live together.
13:22Oh, you used to live together?
13:23Oh, I see.
13:25But he is a young man who likes to be beautiful.
13:27I see.
13:29We didn't have any trouble living together.
13:32It seems that the scores are out.
13:34Please give the scores.
13:36ZAKOSHIHO-SAN got 20 points.
13:39SUZUKI-SAN got 14 points.
13:43KUBOTA-SAN got 5 points.
13:47ITO-SAN got 85 points.
13:52The total score is...
13:54It's the director's turn.
13:56Do your best!
13:59The total score is 114 points.
14:03Is it good?
14:05I think it's good.
14:07Let's ask the judges.
14:09ITO-SAN got the highest score.
14:12I wanted to get 90 points.
14:16But I got 85 points.
14:20KUBOTA-SAN got 5 points.
14:23The staff often laughs.
14:27But their laughter is not like this.
14:30They are just laughing.
14:32They are very strict.
14:34They are very strict.
14:36If you have lived together for 15 years, you will be able to see the human nature.
14:41But you can't see it.
14:42You are here because you are spoiled.
14:44If you have the meaning of being alive, you are here.
14:47If you have the meaning of being alive, you are here.
14:52You have the meaning!
14:54You have the meaning!
14:56You have the meaning!
14:58You have the meaning of being alive.
15:01Next, KUKI.
15:03It was very funny.
15:05I laughed a lot.
15:07I got the lowest score.
15:13I got the lowest score.
15:15I got 86 points.
15:19When I was in the south, I stood up.
15:24I didn't want to see that.
15:26I didn't want to see that.
15:29I didn't want to see that.
15:33I was just a human being.
15:37Let's do it.
15:38It's not a joke.
15:40It's the same system as FUTOCHO COWBOY.
15:43It's the same system as FUTOCHO COWBOY.
15:45I just did it.
15:46I just did it.
15:47I just did it.
15:48At the end, I did a short-cut.
15:50If it was short, I admitted that it was a joke.
15:53But if it wasn't, only Lee Mogo was there.
15:55Lee Mogo is a joke.
15:58It was a joke, so I got these scores.
16:01It's hard.
16:02It's hard.
16:04He didn't get any scores, but he can get another free time score.
16:12Can I say something harsh?
16:14I feel like my crotch is getting thinner than when I watched it last time.
16:20It's because Mr. Kotoge kicked you!
16:22I was in a different show, and I got in the way of Mr. Kotoge.
16:24Mr. Kotoge kicked me in the crotch.
16:27Then you don't have to say it like that.
16:29I don't know.
16:31It's because Mr. Kotoge kicked you!
16:33I'm not following all of your shows.
16:35Even if you say it suddenly, I can't hear it.
16:37What are you talking about?
16:39I can't hear you.
16:41What are you talking about?
16:43Are you tired?
16:45I'm not tired.
16:47I'm tired.
16:49I'm not tired.
16:51I'm busy right now, so I'm tired.
16:53Can I give you a break?
16:55I'm tired.
16:57He's not nervous.
16:59I'm not nervous.
17:01Show me.
17:03I'm tired.
17:05I'm not tired.
17:07I'll take off my glasses.
17:09Come here.
17:11I know.
17:13I know.
17:15I know.
17:17I'm scared.
17:19I'm scared.
17:21I'm scared.
17:23Leave it to me.
17:25Relax.
17:27How is it?
17:29It's getting warm, isn't it?
17:31It's getting warm, isn't it?
17:33It's getting warm, isn't it?
17:41I'm not tired.
17:43I'm not tired.
17:45I'm not tired.
17:47I'm a perfect human.
17:49I'm a perfect human.
17:51I live in Tokyo.
17:53I'm not tired.
17:59Are you okay?
18:01You're cute.
18:03Are you okay?
18:05I'm okay.
18:07Are you okay?
18:09I'm okay.
18:11Don't explain what happened in Tokyo.
18:13I'm okay.
18:15I don't remember anything.
18:17I don't remember anything.
18:19But you cried for your old friend.
18:21But you cried for your old friend.
18:23You should have cried.
18:25Don't say that.
18:27You shouldn't have cried.
18:29Don't say that.
18:31You're not right.
18:33You're not right.
18:35I'm not wrong.
18:37I'm not drunk at all!
18:39This guy is more strict when he's late.
18:43He's more strict when he's alone.
18:46After this, a pin-gamer with an unidentifiable episode
18:51A former couple who inherits the traditional art of Wahahonto appears!
18:59Hey!
19:00Hey!
19:01Hey!
19:02Hey!
19:06The May round of the MX Grand Prix
19:10The next pin-gamer is...
19:11Checkter!
19:14The episode talk of the Hengen era, where the Shimofuri Myoujo is named after.
19:18The number of episodes is over 700.
19:21The recommended person is...
19:23He's a good person, and he looks kind.
19:27He's a very strange person.
19:30People are most afraid of people who look normal.
19:34I think Checkter is the most afraid of that.
19:37If he doesn't have a partner, he probably doesn't have friends, and I don't think he has a lover.
19:42I want him to win here and spread the name of Checkter to the world.
19:46Thank you very much.
19:50A pin-gamer with an unidentifiable episode
19:54Checkter
20:01Hello, I'm a second-year elementary school student.
20:03Nice to meet you.
20:04Excuse me.
20:05Nice to meet you.
20:06Excuse me.
20:07It's dangerous.
20:09My friend has a very interesting brother.
20:13He's a college student.
20:14There's a hole in his earring.
20:16There's a hole like this.
20:17I laughed the other day.
20:19A bug passed through here.
20:20I laughed a lot.
20:22I feel like I'm watching the most annoying circus in the world.
20:26It might be a matter of distance, so I'll get off here.
20:28A bug passed through here.
20:29I laughed a lot.
20:33I saw an interesting uncle at the station home the other day.
20:36He couldn't get on the train.
20:38He said a ridiculous line.
20:41How far can you go without me?
20:44What does that mean?
20:45It's a matter of distance.
20:48I'm going to face this way.
20:53You're aiming at Cookie.
20:56Cookie seems to be in a bad mood today, so I'll aim at him.
21:02It's a call from my mom.
21:04Hello, Mom.
21:05I'll be right back.
21:07What's the number?
21:08Mapo Tofu?
21:09No, I don't like that.
21:11It tastes good, but I don't like the name.
21:14It's a bad name for a dish.
21:17Should I change it to Cookie?
21:20Why don't you change it?
21:22Cookie, are you okay?
21:24Okay, okay.
21:28I don't like it.
21:29And my mom is very strange.
21:31She puts a sticker on the bowl.
21:32It's not good, is it?
21:36Why am I doing this?
21:38Why are you doing this to me?
21:40You're crazy.
21:43You're crazy.
21:44Why are you doing this to me?
21:45I wrote this in my diary.
21:50I laughed a little.
21:51I'll go.
21:54I'm sorry.
21:55If you're really angry, please tell me.
21:58I don't mean that.
21:59I really don't know.
22:00He's scary.
22:02I was sitting at a cafe in the window.
22:04There were an old man and an old woman.
22:06The old woman said,
22:07I think this window bug is outside.
22:09I think it's in the house.
22:11The old man said,
22:12Is it outside?
22:13The old woman said,
22:14Bang!
22:15The old woman said,
22:16Yes, it's inside.
22:17I was scared.
22:19Cookie, can you give me your LINE?
22:22Why are you doing this to me?
22:25I don't know.
22:26This is what happened when I noticed it.
22:28I don't know.
22:30This is what happened when I noticed it.
22:31Lastly,
22:32Can I talk about my favorite uncle?
22:35When I took him to the R-1 Grand Prix,
22:38There was an amateur uncle who was playing mandan.
22:40I'll imitate that uncle.
22:43Oh, I forgot to sleep.
22:45Thank you very much.
22:48I'm going home.
22:49Thank you very much.
22:51Thank you, everyone.
22:55Let's start with the judges.
22:58What is the evaluation of the story aimed at Cookie?
23:02Mr. Zakosho.
23:0490 points.
23:05Mr. Cookie.
23:0888 points.
23:10Mr. Okuboto.
23:14Mr. Ito.
23:1790 points.
23:19A total of 270 points.
23:21This is high.
23:25Mr. Zakosho.
23:26He's good at talking.
23:28I've met him before.
23:31I've seen him in the office.
23:33I gave him a minus 10 points because he only played Cookie.
23:36100 points.
23:37It was 100 points.
23:38Mr. Zakosho, you're a good friend.
23:42No, I'm not.
23:43Mr. Ito.
23:44First of all, there was a moment when I could see the details of the story.
23:49When I said, I'm calling my mom.
23:52I haven't seen the screen yet, and I haven't made a call yet.
23:55I said, I'm calling my mom.
23:58I said, maybe, in a low voice.
24:00Wait a minute. I'm calling my mom.
24:02Maybe.
24:03I'm calling you at this timing.
24:05It's my mom.
24:06Maybe.
24:07By saying maybe, I was able to make a call without knowing who it was.
24:14I was particular about that story.
24:16You have a bad loop in M-1.
24:19What is it?
24:23Ito, I'm sorry.
24:24You can take one show race.
24:29As you can see, I shouldn't have given him the authority.
24:34What's the use of the M-1 champion's sign here?
24:39Let's talk about your favorite story.
24:41I really wanted to talk to my mom during the story.
24:45That's how much I was attracted to her.
24:48I like you.
24:50Tetsuya Makeda.
24:52I support you.
24:53It's the final episode of Shinpachi.
24:55I like you.
24:57From now on, it's a free time scene.
25:00If you give a keyword, you can answer the episode immediately.
25:06How much do you like?
25:07Anything is fine.
25:09Yoshimoto factory.
25:11I went to Yoshimoto factory when I was in Osaka.
25:15When I quit Yoshimoto factory, I got a call from Yoshimoto factory.
25:19I said, I'm sorry, but did you quit Yoshimoto factory?
25:21I don't know the reason.
25:25Did you quit Yoshimoto factory?
25:27I don't know the reason.
25:29I got a call from Yoshimoto factory.
25:33Did you get a call from Yoshimoto factory?
25:34Yes, I did.
25:3610 poop.
25:38This is the theme.
25:39I threw 10 poop on the road.
25:43I dodged it like a soccer player.
25:48I dodged it like a ball.
25:50You responded quickly.
25:52I responded quickly.
25:53Anything is fine.
25:55Did you throw frozen milk?
25:56Yes, I did.
25:57I threw frozen milk on the road.
26:02Did you throw it?
26:03I checked if it was frozen milk.
26:07There were about 10 people who were frozen milk experts.
26:10Did you throw frozen milk on the road?
26:11Yes, I did.
26:124 people on the right were crying for 3 hours.
26:17They were crying because it was hard.
26:19I was the only one on the right.
26:23MX Grand Prix May round.
26:27The next entertainer is Hamako Terako.
26:32Hamako Terako is an ex-couple who was a member of the Manzai Association.
26:37She plays the drums.
26:41Furiko plays the drums.
26:43Choucho Yuji plays the drums.
26:44Otori Keisuke plays the drums.
26:46Kyo Futako plays the drums.
26:48It's amazing that they play the drums even though they are a couple.
26:52They are a perfect match.
26:54They are almost the same age.
26:57They seem to get along well.
27:00But they play the drums even though they are a couple.
27:02I think Terako is an outstanding entertainer.
27:06I thought she was an attractive entertainer at first.
27:10But she has a lot of dirty jokes.
27:14That's a little...
27:16Hamako Terako plays dirty jokes.
27:29I'm Usae Tsukishima.
27:31I'm a 45-year-old housewife.
27:33I'm a little more playful than most people.
27:35I'm a little rude.
27:38At one time, a strange cat gave me a magic apron.
27:43I became a Maekake warrior.
27:45But I was told to fight the bad guys.
27:48I'm so nervous.
27:49I feel like the moon is falling from my eyes.
27:53But I'll be fine.
27:57Maekake Moon is so cool.
27:59I hope Maekake Moon will be active.
28:03I want to hear the line,
28:05The moon is falling from my eyes.
28:10I'm Hittakuri.
28:11I hope Maekake Moon will be here.
28:14Wait!
28:16Hittakuri, who threatens the peace of the shopping district,
28:19I, Maekake Moon, will not forgive you.
28:22Moon Maekake Power!
28:25Make up!
28:26Ah!
28:28What?
28:29This woman is...
28:30What?
28:31This woman is Maekake Moon?
28:33You're kidding, right?
28:34Wait a minute.
28:36Wait a minute.
28:37Maekake Moon...
28:38What?
28:39Is that so?
28:40I can't believe I can see Maekake Moon's activities.
28:45From now on, Maekake Moon will transform.
28:48The city where Maekake Moon transforms is...
28:50Are you okay?
28:51Zenran!
28:52Zenran!
28:54Maekake Moon will transform.
28:56What is this?
28:57I can't imagine this.
28:59I can't imagine this.
29:01Maekake Moon will transform.
29:04Maekake Moon, hurry up and get caught by Hittakuri.
29:08Maekake Moon, Maekake Moon, Maekake Moon, Maekake Moon.
29:11One by one!
29:12It's going to take a long time.
29:14It's going to take a long time.
29:16Hurry up and get changed.
29:18Hurry up and get changed.
29:20Hurry up and get changed.
29:22Hurry up and get changed.
29:24You're like a stripper.
29:26You're like a stripper.
29:28Hurry up and get changed.
29:30It's weird to wear it from here.
29:32It's naked.
29:33It's naked.
29:34You're just a blue-skinned stripper.
29:36I'm just a blue-skinned stripper.
29:39You're not like that.
29:42Here it comes.
29:43Here it comes.
29:44Hurry up and get changed.
29:45Look, people are gathering.
29:47Wait, no, not that way.
29:50Wait, wait, look!
29:51Chikubi Maru, I can see you!
29:54It's about time!
29:57Maikage-kun!
29:59Maikage-kun!
30:00I need your help!
30:02Maikage-kun!
30:04I've been waiting for you!
30:07Hurry up!
30:10Okay, okay, okay!
30:12Oh, Maikage-kun!
30:15I made it in time!
30:17I'm glad you made it in time.
30:18I'm Maikage-kun, an old lady warrior of love and courage!
30:23The one I like is...
30:26Soma-kun!
30:27Here we go, here we go!
30:29Where's the Hittakuri?
30:31I'm sorry, Hittakuri.
30:33Oh, the police!
30:35Oh, Hittakuri's already been caught?
30:37I'm glad!
30:39Then I'll...
30:41I'll...
30:43Why?
30:45I'm going to the school?
30:49Oh, no!
30:50I messed up!
30:51Oh, no.
30:52Thank you very much!
30:54Thank you!
30:57Please give us a perfect score!
31:00Please!
31:01This is hard.
31:03The forbidden topic!
31:04What score will Hamako Terako get?
31:07Zakoshio-san!
31:0878 points!
31:10Yuki-san!
31:1120 points.
31:13Kubota-san!
31:1410 points!
31:16Ito-san!
31:1787 points!
31:19Azami-san!
31:21195 points!
31:23Thank you!
31:24Zakoshio-san.
31:25I like Shimone-san.
31:28But when it comes to women,
31:32she's a bit...
31:33She's a bit...
31:34She's a bit...
31:35She's a bit...
31:36She's a bit...
31:37She's a bit...
31:38She's a bit...
31:39Don't you dare!
31:44When it comes to women, she's a bit...
31:46She's a bit...
31:47What?
31:48Do you like her?
31:49What?
31:51I've never met her, so why do you like her?
31:53I've never met her, so why do you like her?
31:56I was just being honest.
31:58I was just being honest.
32:00Then, please tell us your best score today.
32:06I think it's time for people to accept this kind of thing, rather than just saying that it's Shimonoda.
32:11Then the moral of the story will change.
32:14If Golden Buzzer goes on like this, the name will spread all over the world.
32:17I've had a lot of bad experiences.
32:21He's going to do something weird in the next two months, right?
32:24He's going to do something weird in the next two months, right?
32:25He's going to do something weird in the next two months, right?
32:28From here on, it's a free-time screening.
32:31Terako was born in 1954, just like Kubota, the Trosarmon.
32:36She's 45 years old.
32:38She's a year older than a sheep.
32:39I remember this.
32:41In Edo, a woman who is a year older than a sheep has a strong power and a strong will.
32:46So there are many single people.
32:48And she was a geifu, so her marriage life is over.
32:51What?
32:53I'm tired of talking.
32:55What?
32:56I'm tired of talking.
32:57I've been watching you for a long time, and you've been the kindest.
33:00That's good.
33:01What's your favorite?
33:02I like the one at night.
33:04I like the one at night.
33:07I turn off the light and ask the woman,
33:08How many fingers do you have?
33:10That's amazing.
33:12Can you show us that?
33:14No, I'm not stupid.
33:15No, I'm not stupid.
33:17No, I'm not stupid.
33:18No, I'm not stupid.
33:18No, I'm not stupid.
33:20No, I'm not stupid.
33:20No, I'm not stupid.
33:22But I have a great talent.
33:26My ex-husband Hamako is a Kiki Terako.
33:29What?
33:31What do you mean?
33:32I can smell Terako's shoes.
33:35I can smell Terako's shoes.
33:37Oh, I see.
33:39So you're wearing an eye mask.
33:42Yes, I'm wearing an eye mask.
33:43What about your glasses?
33:45I'm wearing my glasses, too.
33:48Okay.
33:56What?
33:58Have you done this before?
34:00When will you do it?
34:01I'll be beheaded.
34:04In Edo.
34:06You're a master of interpretation.
34:08I'm still doing it myself.
34:13Oh, it's stinking.
34:14What?
34:15It's stinking.
34:16It's stinking.
34:21I knew it.
34:23No!
34:26Hey!
34:28What are you doing?
34:30What are you doing?
34:32What are you doing?
34:34What are you doing?
34:35What are you doing?
34:36What are you doing?
34:37Can you broadcast this?
34:39Your acting is so cool.
34:40Your acting is so cool.
34:42I don't want to say this, but what did he do?
34:47After this, the KU-FU Combination was shaken by expectations.
34:52Yuiga Tokuson appears as a heavy metal entertainer.
35:01MX Grand Prix.
35:03The second half of the May round.
35:06The next entertainer is...
35:08Mountain Book.
35:11Six years after their marriage, a new star has appeared in the KU-FU Combination.
35:16The candidate is this entertainer with the same husband.
35:20We used to date.
35:22We broke up.
35:24I don't recommend it.
35:26We'll definitely fight.
35:28It's about comedy.
35:29If the result doesn't come out, it's really the other person's fault.
35:32I'll regret it.
35:34If it's good and attractive, it's a wife.
35:39To be honest, Yuzuki is just a good guy.
35:42I don't want you to overdo it.
35:44You shouldn't talk.
35:45I was told by the agency, too.
35:46Don't talk.
35:47I was told that I would leave it to you.
35:51But Yuzuki is my friend.
35:54I don't want my friend to be popular.
35:58I like to drink with friends who are not popular.
36:01But I don't think I'll be popular if I win this show.
36:05I'll support you.
36:06Not at all.
36:09I won't let you sleep tonight.
36:11Mountain Book
36:18Episode 1
36:26Good evening.
36:28I'm Etty Yamamoto.
36:31I'm Etty.
36:33I'll tell you which one is Etty.
36:38Miso soup or soup?
36:42Which one do you think is Etty?
36:45It's soup.
36:48It's clear.
36:50It's round inside.
36:54Are you nervous?
36:56Don't be nervous.
36:58You can laugh.
36:59Let's move on.
37:00I'm tired.
37:03It's the name of the fish.
37:05Which one do you think is Etty?
37:08I'll call Etty.
37:11That's good.
37:13It's Etty.
37:16By the way, the other one was a father.
37:20I didn't expect this one to be Etty.
37:25This is my wife.
37:27It's Etty who turned his wife into a bomb.
37:31Let's move on.
37:34I'm tired.
37:36Which one do you think is Etty?
37:42It's fish.
37:45It's round inside.
37:56It's round inside.
37:58Did you forget?
37:59Of course.
38:01My wife was a finalist in The W.
38:05It's Etty who didn't let the finalists talk today.
38:09Let's move on.
38:12Valentine's Day or White Day.
38:15Which one do you think is Etty?
38:18Which one do you think is Etty?
38:21Valentine's Day.
38:23It's White Day.
38:273.14.
38:29It's a sea.
38:37I'm showing a joke to Quiz Saka recently.
38:42I'm showing a joke to Quiz Saka recently.
38:46I promised to go to Kaitenji on my way home if I could win today.
38:55I changed it to Tachiguri Soba.
38:59It's Etty.
39:03Let's move on.
39:06Which one do you think is Etty?
39:10A.
39:13B.
39:16C.
39:18Which one do you think is Etty?
39:20It's the same.
39:21The answer is C.
39:26It's C.
39:28C.
39:30C is better than A or B.
39:32It's Etty.
39:37I'm going to make udon noodles at home.
39:44It's Etty.
39:49Thank you very much.
39:55I want to hear the judges' opinions.
39:59This is terrible.
40:03Terrible.
40:04Did Etty touch the judges' hearts?
40:09Please give us the score.
40:11Zakosho.
40:1240 points.
40:13Cookie.
40:1540 points.
40:17Noro Salmon Kubota.
40:19Osomaru Aino.
40:2150 points.
40:23Zakosho.
40:24The total score is...
40:26143 points.
40:28I'm shocked.
40:30Kubota, what do you think?
40:32It was like a quiz.
40:34If I made a mistake, I had to correct it.
40:37I didn't care about that.
40:39This is the current situation.
40:42I can see that he doesn't want to talk about women.
40:45It's like a man-woman manifesto.
40:51I was scared.
40:53I wanted to laugh, but I couldn't.
40:55I'm scared that you're getting closer.
40:58I can't accept this.
41:00Cookie.
41:02It's a combination.
41:05But if you open the lid, it's a flip story.
41:09It's a twist.
41:11From sushi to soba to udon noodles at home.
41:15I laughed a lot.
41:18It was really funny.
41:21Why did you laugh?
41:23I laughed a lot.
41:26Why did you laugh?
41:28It was like udon noodles at home.
41:30I laughed a lot.
41:32It's a story that doesn't go well with men.
41:36It's a story that doesn't go well with men.
41:38Although the score has increased,
41:40Yamamoto and his wife have prepared various balls.
41:44Will it be a turnaround?
41:46What is the short story of the couple?
41:48I see.
41:50This is a good idea.
41:53Let's do it.
41:55This is a true story.
41:57It's a true story.
41:59It's a short story.
42:01It's a short story of the couple.
42:03Dinner.
42:05Do you want curry for dinner?
42:07Do you want a hamburger?
42:09I'll have curry.
42:11Sorry to keep you waiting.
42:13Napolitan.
42:14Why?
42:15For the couple.
42:17Why?
42:19Why?
42:21Why?
42:23I don't know the reason.
42:25I wanted to eat Napolitan.
42:30Did you go shopping?
42:32I usually go shopping.
42:35I usually buy vegetables.
42:38I thought it was interesting.
42:40For the couple.
42:42It was interesting.
42:44It was interesting.
42:46Do you go shopping for the couple?
42:48I don't go shopping.
42:49I don't go shopping.
42:51I don't go shopping.
42:53I don't go shopping.
42:55Your husband doesn't pay attention to you.
42:57Let's talk about NETRALLE.
42:59NETRALLE?
43:00Let's talk about NETRALLE.
43:02I can't laugh because I'm like this.
43:07There are many people at the concert.
43:09Shibasa, the mogu rider, laughs with his wife.
43:14That day was really good.
43:17I was excited.
43:19When you were treated well by a different entertainer.
43:23Please.
43:24Is that okay?
43:26Are you excited?
43:28Please tell me the name of the food.
43:31I'm sorry.
43:34I'm sorry.
43:36I'm sorry.
43:38I'm sorry.
43:40I'm sorry.
43:42MX GRAND PRIX May round.
43:45The last entertainer is HASHIYAMA MAIDEN.
43:50They are the No.1 entertainers in the entertainment world.
43:53They are the No.1 entertainers in the entertainment world.
43:55This combination of seniors from the same agency.
43:59What kind of entertainment do they do?
44:09HASHIYAMA MAIDEN is HASHIYAMA MAIDEN.
44:12I went to HASHIYAMA alone.
44:15It wasn't interesting at all.
44:19I was angry.
44:23I've known them for about 10 years.
44:26We used to live together.
44:28We were very close.
44:31I was angry.
44:33I was angry at HASHIYAMA MAIDEN.
44:38HASHIYAMA MAIDEN is not funny.
44:41I was angry at HASHIYAMA MAIDEN.
44:44It's okay.
44:47It's okay.
44:49I don't know what will happen.
44:51I'm afraid that a legend will be born.
44:55Will HASHIYAMA MAIDEN be able to leave a legend tonight?
45:00HASHIYAMA MAIDEN.
45:13What is this place?
45:15What's going on?
45:18Why did you catch me?
45:21You know I'm an informant.
45:23You're trying to get information from me.
45:26I won't tell you this information.
45:28If this information is leaked, the world will be in trouble.
45:35Are you nervous?
45:37I won't tell you this information.
45:44What's going on?
45:52This is a scary dog.
45:54This dog may have killed this pet.
45:58I have to stop this dog.
46:01But I can't stop this dog.
46:03I have to stop this dog.
46:06This is funny.
46:08I have to stop this dog.
46:11I have to stop this dog.
46:16Wait a minute.
46:19Wait a minute.
46:37What is this?
46:39What are you doing?
46:42This is funny.
46:45I don't need this dog.
46:50I'm fine with this dog.
46:53This is the second dog.
46:55This dog is fast.
46:58I can't stop this dog.
47:01This dog is very fast.
47:05I can't stop this dog.
47:13I'm an informant.
47:15The world will be in trouble.
47:17I have to stop this dog.
47:20I can't stop this dog.
47:23I can't stop this dog.
47:29I have to stop this dog.
47:32I have to stop this dog.
47:36I have to stop this dog.
47:46This is too funny.
47:49Wait a minute.
47:52Wait a minute.
47:53This is too funny.
47:56What are you doing?
47:59What are you doing?
48:01I have to stop this dog.
48:04I have to stop this dog.
48:08You got a prize.
48:12You got a prize.
48:15You got a prize.
48:21I'm jealous.
48:24You are lucky.
48:27You are lucky.
48:30The judge is HASHIYAMA-MEIDEN.
48:34Mr. ZAKOSHIO, 100 points.
48:37Mr. COOKY, 100 points.
48:40Mr. KUROTA, 100 points.
48:43Mr. Oswald Ito, you're the winner with 400 points!
48:52I'm sorry.
48:53But it was amazing.
48:54It was amazing.
48:55So I don't think I need to appeal anymore.
48:59You don't need to.
49:00I'm just going to lower the score.
49:05MX Grand Prix.
49:06The final battle between the two entertainers.
49:09With 400 points, the May round will be a fierce battle.
49:13Let's take a look at the results.
49:16Here are the results of the free time screening.
49:18The winner of the September final will be decided.
49:23It's time for the final screening.
49:27The judges will choose the winner who will definitely be able to participate in the final.
49:31They will also choose the winner who is not yet able to play a role.
49:36We have to talk.
49:37This is a private room.
49:40Who will be participating in the final?
49:44The reserve team is a little...
49:46What should we do?
49:47It doesn't matter which team.
49:49All of us.
49:50All of us?
49:51All of us?
49:52All of us?
49:53Except for the husband.
49:54Except for the husband?
49:56Which husband?
49:57Which husband?
49:58Which husband?
49:59I'm sure there are two husbands.
50:01So two husbands.
50:02Two husbands.
50:03Everyone except for the two husbands.
50:05So no husbands for the husband team.
50:10I'm sure I can do it.
50:13I'm sure I can do it.
50:14The first place is decided.
50:15The first place.
50:16I want to see Chakuta.
50:18Chakuta was interesting.
50:19Chakuta was interesting.
50:21Chakuta.
50:22What is Chakuta?
50:24So...
50:25So...
50:26So...
50:27So...
50:28So...
50:29So...
50:30So...
50:31So...
50:32So...
50:33So...
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50:56So...
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50:58So...
50:59So...
51:00So...
51:01So...
51:02So...
51:04The judge will make the announcement.
51:07Fine.
51:10Who will take the ticket to the final tournament?
51:15The winner is...
51:18...maybe MTG?
51:21I don't say anything today.
51:25Which team do you choose, C UK?
51:27It's good that R cog and Chakuta are between them.
51:30R cog and Chakuta.
51:31And the winner is...
51:35The winner is Meiden.
51:37Please come here.
51:41Congratulations.
51:43Meiden.
51:45Please bring me 2 tickets to the finals.
51:49I have one.
51:51There was a guy like this.
51:53He won 2 tickets to the finals.
51:55He won 2 tickets to the finals.
51:57Congratulations, Meiden.
51:59Congratulations.
52:03Please tell us how you feel about the finals.
52:05I won 1 million yen in the finals.
52:07I won 1 million yen in the finals.
52:09But it doesn't matter.
52:11The world...
52:13But it doesn't matter.
52:15The world...
52:17The world...
52:19The world...
52:21The world...
52:23The world...
52:25The world...
52:27There's so many people.
52:43I'm looking forward to the finals.
52:45I'm looking forward to the finals.
52:47See you next time.
52:49Thank you for the match.
52:57♪ I'm falling down for every single lie ♪
53:00♪ Too much trouble, have mercy ♪
53:02♪ Too much trouble, have mercy, have mercy ♪