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I gave my mannequin head a better haircut than my barber gives me.haha kidding 😤✂️
This weirdly satisfying ASMR video features crisp scissor snips, combing, and clipper sounds on a dummy head – because fake clients don’t complain.

ASMR + plastic scalp = pure tingles.
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00:00i'm just gonna turn you around a little bit okay so this is what you look like right here see it
00:05looks really good and i'm gonna take care of the back here no uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh okay so i am
00:13going to go with the scissor now okay i'm just gonna i'm just gonna go right here i'm gonna take
00:19a piece of your hair right here don't worry don't worry and i'm just gonna
00:23oh look look look look look wow that's look that looks so good you really need to trim these
00:33edges right here it just do you see that no you know the ends you don't need to trim you really
00:40really really really need to trim these ends let me just feel them okay okay so let me just
00:48let me just go over these let me just go right here let me just go take a bit just like this okay
00:57let me just look look look look look you need to look you need to look okay
01:01wait i need to change the scissor i'm sorry about that don't worry it's gonna look amazing
01:11okay listen to this now please
01:15just like that just like that just like that i'm gonna turn you around again okay just like
01:32that and i'm just gonna i'm just gonna i'm just gonna wait wait wait wait do here in the front i'm
01:37just gonna go like this good just like that wow wow wow wow look look look look look wow wow wow wow wow wow and
01:54the same on the other side hold on hold on a lot
02:07wow so much hair starting to look so much better already okay so I really
02:14really really love this so let me just see here we just see here
02:24I'm just measuring just measuring don't worry okay so I think I saw a little bit
02:42of lice right here yeah right here
02:50yes right here right here uh-huh and a bit right here we have it right here
03:07right here like that okay wait let me just okay okay okay okay I'm just gonna go around the ear right here
03:19so uh-huh and on the other side okay can you just turn your head a little bit like that
03:35good okay okay okay so I'm just gonna see you know okay okay I'm just scratching
04:03a little bit just to see how your scalp reacts to this okay so you are lice-free very good so now we
04:18have that in the way at least but let's continue the haircut I am a little bit scared that maybe
04:27this won't be your style um I'm sorry I didn't ask you beforehand but I just you know went went for it
04:35I was very excited because you have such beautiful beautiful beautiful hair but but but but let me just
04:45try and win you over okay I'm just gonna try and win you over wait I'm gonna turn you around I'm just
04:50gonna I'm just gonna stretch stretch stretch your skin a little bit right here stretch
04:55good and I'm just gonna massage a little bit wait let me just take these off
05:00these are in the way I'm so sorry I'm so sorry so let me just
05:04but look hey look at the bangs aren't they amazing I really love them you know this is really much you
05:17know in style right now so really really much in style right now so you should you should enjoy these
05:23you should enjoy these I hope you are I hope you are I am I am but let me just do the rest of the
05:29back right here let me just do the rest of the back I'm just gonna trim it
05:33mm-hmm I'll still just look still
05:38wow wow okay mm-hmm I'm starting to you know get a hang of you know
05:53what you want I understand now I think I understand now wait wait wait wait wait let me just let me just
06:00take this piece of hair right here wait let me just wait wait wait okay I'm just gonna trim it a little
06:08bit you see it's so much straight more straight and smoother
06:22love that love that love the love the love the love the love the love the love the love the love the
06:25okay wait I'm just gonna pull good and pull good okay okay I'm just gonna take I am just going to
06:35right here. Wait. Wait. Right here. Good. And wait. Right here. Good. And right here. Good. And here. Uh-huh. And here.
07:05Mm-hmm. Okay. Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? I'm going to cover your hair by your ears. Okay. Okay. Mm-hmm. Wow.
07:35Really nice. Really nice. Very nice. And now the other side. Okay. Okay. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go right here. Right here. Right here. Uh-huh.
07:57Okay. Right here. Mm-hmm. And right here. I'm just going to trim.
08:05Okay. Wait. Wait. Let me go with this scissor. Okay. So. So. So. So. So. I really love this. Wait. Let me just. Let me just. Let me just.
08:27I'm just going to thin it out. This is how you do it. I know. And I have actually. I'm actually
08:41you know a pro at haircuts. I actually did my education online. So you are actually my first
08:50real client. Okay. Okay. I think. I really think the haircut is coming to an end. But now
09:05I need to give you a little bit of a scalp treatment. Okay. So I'm just going to section
09:12your hair. Mm-hmm. So hold still. I'm just going to section it. Okay. Mm-hmm. Just like
09:26that. Just like that. Okay. Wait. I'm just going to. Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. Wait. Uh-huh. And then I'm just
09:43going to. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. And I'm just going to take it right here. Mm-hmm.
09:53Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Your hair is so tangled. Let me just go like this. Separate your hair
10:01like this. I'll just like that. That's perfect. Mm-hmm. And then. Okay. And a little bit
10:14on this side.
10:23wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. I got
10:29this. I got this. I got this. I got this. I got this. I got this. I got this. Just like
10:36that. Right here. Okay. I'm just going to massage this in. This treatment. So it goes
10:53all over your scalp okay okay i'm just gonna lift your hair up a little bit like this i'm
11:00just gonna massage your neck a little bit right here and scratch it scratch it a little bit
11:10just like this can you feel i'm just gonna go right down your spine okay i'm just gonna scratch
11:17your spine i'm just gonna press right here one two and okay i want to add
11:31okay just like that
11:36so
11:41i really just wanted to go for that spiky spiky spiky hairstyle i just love
11:46love the spiky hairstyle so let me just i'm just gonna call
11:52not color your hair i'm just gonna curl it a little bit okay so i'm just gonna go
11:56right here right here i'm just gonna take a little bit piece of your hair right here okay are you ready
12:04one two and three okay
12:07yeah so wait wait let me just you know
12:19just relax just relax for me okay relax relax and close your eyes close your eyes
12:25close your eyes close your eyes okay wait wait wait wait wait okay now you can open your eyes
12:37open your eyes open your eyes okay so no problem at all
12:43okay okay so now now that i have curled your hair i just curled it a little bit fast when you were
13:00asleep so now i'm just going to
13:03i'm just going to i don't even know what is this video i don't even know if this is going to be
13:12be anything i think this is gonna you know i think i'm just gonna delete this
13:17this is this is not even this is not even a video this is not even a good video
13:25okay so wait wait wait let me just you know ignore like we're not gonna do any more
13:30hair cutting okay i think we're done with that but let me just can i just do a hairstyle on you
13:37okay thank you so let me just i'm just gonna put it up like this just you know i want to cover
13:42this bald spot that you have right here okay i have treated it so it should grow back in like
13:47a few hours okay so i am just going to put your hair up
13:55just so you are you know satisfied when you go out of here when you go from this place okay so i'm just
14:03gonna go do a little bit of a bun right here a bun wow okay so look at that bun doesn't that look
14:11amazing and you know the bangs on that wait it's possible maybe just you know i'm just gonna try
14:18and you know style them downwards a little bit wait wait wait wait wait wait i got this i got this
14:37wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
15:07I'm just going to pin it like this, like that, and like that.
15:17Okay, so now when this dries, it's going to be so much better.
15:20It's going to be so, so, so, it's going to be so, it's going to be so much better.
15:25Look at this, look at this.
15:25Okay, so now I'm just done.
15:29I'm done with this video.
15:31I'm probably going to edit out most of it.
15:33Maybe I can just give you a little bit of a face massage before you go, okay?
15:38Wait.
15:40Oh, don't be scared.
15:41Don't be scared.
15:42Okay, relax.
15:43Let me just give you a little bit of a face massage.
15:45Let me just take these out now, okay?
15:48So, let me just give you a bit of a face massage and a head massage just, you know, just as,
15:54you know, as a gesture, just like a fine gesture, okay?
16:02Like this.
16:03Can I just let this one out?
16:14I'm just going to take this one out, this.
16:19Just like that.
16:20Perfect.
16:21So, now.
16:21A bit of a head massage.
16:32Sorry, I'm just going to dry your face.
16:34I'm just going to press right here.
16:47Stretch your skin.
16:48How good?
16:49Stretch your skin.
16:51Stretch.
16:52And I'm just going to press here on your temples.
16:53And right here, by the neck.
17:04Okay, wait.
17:05Let me just.
17:09Okay, let me just.
17:10And on the other side.
17:23Oh, no.
17:23You were thinning a little bit right here.
17:26Don't worry.
17:26Don't worry.
17:27Don't worry.
17:28So, I'm going to massage.
17:34A little massage.
17:35Good, okay.
17:38And a bit on your nose right here.
17:41Okay, and on your eyes.
17:42and I'm going to stretch out your eyebrows
17:45and give them a bit of a massage
17:47okay
17:48so I hope you feel a little bit better now
17:59okay a little bit better
18:01let me give you a little kiss
18:03okay
18:04just like that
18:05just like that okay
18:06so now let me just
18:10okay good
18:12just like that
18:13okay okay just like that
18:14okay good
18:15so
18:16I hope you are
18:19feeling better now
18:20so
18:21so
18:21so
18:23wait
18:26I'm just going to massage your neck right here
18:28and I'm just going to pull your head
18:32upwards a little bit
18:34so nice
18:34so nice
18:35you know
18:36stretch your scalp
18:37stretch your scalp
18:38okay
18:38so
18:39okay
18:42and right here
18:42good
18:45and right here
18:46good
18:48good
18:49relax
18:50relax
18:51relax
18:51okay
18:51good
18:52good
18:53good
18:54good
18:55good
18:56okay
18:57so
18:58so
18:59welcome back next time
19:00welcome back
19:01welcome back
19:01next time
19:02okay
19:02welcome back next time
19:03okay
19:04do you promise
19:04do you promise to come back next time is it a deal is it a deal okay good okay thank you bye
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