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00:00:28What a beautiful day, my little friend.
00:00:36Congratulations. Becoming my meal is a great honor for you.
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00:02:22Well, are you up to your old tricks again? You just refuse to listen, even though I warned you.
00:02:27Fine, let's do it the hard way then.
00:02:29Take it easy, friend. Let's talk like civilized animals.
00:02:35Give me those monkeys. They're mine.
00:02:38Not convinced.
00:02:40Just you wait, beefcake. My memory is longer than my tail. And you will be sorry. Very soon.
00:02:58What is going on? Come on, we've got lots of work to do.
00:03:03Yes, dear. Right away, dear. I'll be right there.
00:03:09We have a bit of fun with the guys here. Just like old times.
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00:03:39What?
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00:03:46Phew. I'm so glad it was just a dream.
00:03:49Huh?
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00:03:53Today you'll witness a rocket being launched for the moon, carrying this for his first space traveler, Oscar the Hare.
00:04:00What? Oscar?
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00:04:29Mr. McMick. Mr. McMick.
00:04:31Why?
00:04:32Good morning. Are you going to see the rocket launch?
00:04:36Absolutely not. And you should do the same. There's nothing to see there.
00:04:41All right. Suit yourself.
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00:04:47Oh, my.
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00:04:57Hey there, McMick. Are you coming to watch the rocket launch?
00:05:02No, Houston. I don't have time for nonsense.
00:05:06But it's not nonsense. Your friend Oscar's going to the moon.
00:05:10Oscar is not my friend.
00:05:12Okay, I see. No more questions.
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00:05:18So you're not coming.
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00:05:22No!
00:05:25Why didn't you just say so? What's up with all the yelling? Gosh, sometimes you just need to chill out.
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00:05:49Oh, what the?
00:05:51Whoa!
00:05:58Who's there?
00:06:02I'm there.
00:06:05And where is there?
00:06:07Well, I thought I was home where I had privacy.
00:06:12Oh, McMick. It's you, huh?
00:06:16I heard they're launching a rocket to the moon.
00:06:20I can't see a thing, but I had a brilliant idea.
00:06:23Why don't you come along and tell me everything that's happening all around?
00:06:28Come on. Do you really believe he's going on that flight?
00:06:32A kite? No, he's not using a kite. He's using a rocket.
00:06:38I don't care if he flies in his own pocket.
00:06:41Because I am not going.
00:06:45Why crowing?
00:06:48There's no crowing. I'm talking about your friend Oscar who's going to the moon.
00:06:54Oscar is not my friend. He's not!
00:07:05I don't need friends.
00:07:09Got it, Stevie?
00:07:11I got it. I got it. I'm glad you're coming.
00:07:15I'll be on my way. You catch up. See you at the launch pad.
00:07:21On the road again.
00:07:45My friends, today is definitely the day.
00:07:56The moon is within our reach, and you know what?
00:07:59That is one small step for a hair, yet one giant leap for a whole animal kingdom.
00:08:05Hey, have you guys seen McMick?
00:08:07Uh-uh. He said he's not coming.
00:08:11Yeah, not a chance.
00:08:17Well, hater's going to hate. I will not let them win. I will prove to him. I mean them. I mean everyone.
00:08:30Switch on. Ignition sequence start.
00:08:38Oops, I forgot the fuel.
00:08:43It happens.
00:08:49We got over the swamp.
00:09:09You know, sir, you've got a problem.
00:09:11Yeah, we most certainly do.
00:09:14Did you just say a serpent flew too?
00:09:17Oh, no. I'm sure Oscar's flying that rocket all by himself.
00:09:27Goodbye, Oscar.
00:09:29Goodbye, friend.
00:09:32Have a safe journey.
00:09:51Easy peasy.
00:10:22Huh?
00:10:46Oh, sweet trousers.
00:10:59Time to get out of here.
00:11:01Get out of here? Right now?
00:11:03Yes, and right now.
00:11:20Aye.
00:11:31Well, Big Toad, you copy? How is the weather over Paris?
00:11:34It's okay. The sky's clear. But we expect a little rain today. How about you?
00:11:39I'm flying to India. Hope to avoid turbulence when I fly over Mumbai.
00:11:44Stop the chatter, boys. Keep this channel clear. Good luck to everyone.
00:12:04Oh, look, guys. It's Carl.
00:12:07I cannot believe they hired him back.
00:12:10I guess the management's really desperate.
00:12:13He's on probation for now.
00:12:15What poor animal are you delivering this time, Carl?
00:12:18He's got a baby panda. Great.
00:12:21Don't mess it up, Carl.
00:12:23Like when you delivered a baby zebra to a horse couple.
00:12:52It was fun.
00:13:02Don't try to take that baby to a bear, Carl.
00:13:06Don't you worry.
00:13:08It's okay, little baby. Everything's under control.
00:13:13Ah!
00:13:40I'm totally confused.
00:13:42Who is this baby for? Pandas or bears?
00:13:45Huh?
00:13:47Right. I remember. Of course it was bears.
00:13:51There's no doubt about it.
00:14:03Two words for you, Oscar. Long-eared rocket man.
00:14:06Listen, I understand you're probably upset.
00:14:09Who's upset? I'm upset.
00:14:12No, not at all, buddy.
00:14:15I'm furious!
00:14:22I'm very sorry, buddy, but it's your own fault, you know.
00:14:25You set up those beehives in the wrong order, and that's why they fell down.
00:14:30All you had to do was set them up in the right way,
00:14:32and then even a dozen bunnies coming crashing down from the skies
00:14:35would not have been able to break them.
00:14:38Why on earth do you go around telling everyone that we're friends?
00:14:40We're not friends, Oscar.
00:14:42You're nothing but a pathetic loser who always gets into trouble.
00:14:46Nothing good ever comes out of your mischief. Absolutely nothing.
00:14:49What are you talking about?
00:14:51You kept saying the rocket would never fly, but it did.
00:14:54Your stupid rocket flew so well it turned my favorite boat into Swiss cheese.
00:14:59All my beehives are ruined, and you nearly killed me.
00:15:02But I didn't, right?
00:15:04Yeah. Remember how you decided to dam the river and my house got flooded?
00:15:09I just wanted to make a lake and raise trout.
00:15:12Then you decided to drill a hole in my garden to pump oil.
00:15:15Remember that fluff head? And out came a fountain of boiling hot water.
00:15:20And then a beautiful coconut tree grew in its place.
00:15:23Except I don't even like coconuts.
00:15:27I'm sorry, I couldn't really hear you. Could you repeat what you just said?
00:15:31Yes, I said get out.
00:15:35Okay, you're absolutely right. But I swear, things will be different now.
00:15:39I've thought it all through. And believe me, I can help you if you want.
00:15:43Collect the harvest, bring the bees back. Forget the bees.
00:15:46I'll make the honey myself. Who needs bees?
00:15:49No way. Go home.
00:15:51Thing is, my house is kind of blown to pieces.
00:15:54More like turned to dust, I'd say. Can I stay at your place for a while?
00:16:00So this is why you're calling yourself my friend.
00:16:03No. I didn't mean it like that.
00:16:06Look, we make perfect partners, you and I.
00:16:08A super-hare like me always needs a super-bear like you.
00:16:12Together we'll be like Batman and Robin.
00:16:14Like D'Artagnan and the Three Musketeers.
00:16:17Huh? No way. I don't want to be like Dolce and Gabbana with you.
00:16:22Yeah? Well, what about the Three Musketeers?
00:16:24Forget about it!
00:16:32We'll be famous in no time. Oh, the places we'll go.
00:16:35We'll be famous.
00:16:37We'll be famous.
00:16:39We'll be famous.
00:16:41We'll be famous.
00:16:43We'll be famous.
00:16:45The places we'll go. We'll be on our way up.
00:16:47We'll be seeing great sights. We'll rock the world.
00:16:50No!
00:16:51Ah, come on.
00:16:53Give me a chance.
00:16:56Hmm?
00:17:13Baby panda?
00:17:15Mik-Mik, why did you order this?
00:17:19I didn't.
00:17:26Uh-oh.
00:17:45Oscar, do something. I'm begging you.
00:17:47I cannot stand it when babies cry. It drives me nuts.
00:17:51He's just hungry.
00:17:53I heard babies cry when they want something to eat.
00:17:55Really?
00:17:57So, what do they eat?
00:17:59All babies drink milk.
00:18:01Are you sure?
00:18:03I think so.
00:18:05But where do we get milk?
00:18:07Uh...
00:18:09I got it!
00:18:15Mik-Mik, how about we keep this baby, huh?
00:18:17He's so cute.
00:18:19You can be his daddy.
00:18:21And I can be...
00:18:23Stop right there.
00:18:25I want my regular life back.
00:18:27And this is absolutely unregular.
00:18:29A baby panda in my house.
00:18:31He has to go back to his parents immediately.
00:18:33They're probably worried sick by now.
00:18:35Really?
00:18:37What should we do?
00:18:39We?
00:18:41Who said anything about we?
00:18:43Forget about it.
00:18:49Uh...
00:18:52Huh?
00:18:57Well, it really is a baby panda.
00:18:59Pandas live in bamboo forests far off in the south.
00:19:03Sounds like a big trip.
00:19:06But if we sail down the river, well, it just might be doable.
00:19:12Down the river?
00:19:20Yeah.
00:19:33Gotta find a way to go with them, Oscar.
00:19:36Come on, think. Think.
00:19:38There's gotta be a way.
00:19:40Mik-Mik, are you sure you don't need any help?
00:19:42Not from you.
00:19:44I could be your first mate.
00:19:46Get lost!
00:19:48Wait, I could help with the supplies.
00:19:52Why is it so heavy?
00:19:59Get out of here.
00:20:04Don't give up, Oscar. There's gotta be a way.
00:20:06You just gotta think hard.
00:20:08Come on, come on.
00:20:14Mik-Mik, please.
00:20:16You gotta take me with you for the sake of our friendship.
00:20:19Please, you gotta.
00:20:21I already told you, I'm not taking you.
00:20:23We won't last a mile with you on board.
00:20:25And we're not friends.
00:20:27All right, Oscar. Goodbye and good luck.
00:20:29Okay, okay.
00:20:31If that's the way you want it, I'll just...
00:20:39Ah, and you know what, Oscar?
00:20:42Rebuild my beehives before I come back.
00:20:47Gosh, what a clown.
00:20:57Mik-Mik, you really wanna leave me here all by myself?
00:21:12Now, that's paradise.
00:21:14It's a good thing Oscar's not around.
00:21:18Don't worry.
00:21:22Be happy.
00:21:24I'll be back.
00:21:26I'll be back.
00:21:28I'll be back.
00:21:30I'll be back.
00:21:32I'll be back.
00:21:34I'll be back.
00:21:36I'll be back.
00:21:38Be happy.
00:22:09Huh?
00:22:30What's that?
00:22:33Huh?
00:22:37Now that's interesting.
00:22:56I can fly!
00:23:02No!
00:23:08I'm a man!
00:23:10Holy cacophony!
00:23:19All right, Oscar.
00:23:24Hey, Mik-Mik.
00:23:26I was just, you know, passing by.
00:23:28Thought I'd drop in for a cup of tea.
00:23:30Well, hello. And goodbye.
00:23:32Maybe I could stay for a bit?
00:23:35No, and never.
00:23:37Get out now.
00:24:01Cha-cha-cha!
00:24:08Okay, you can stay. Cha-cha-cha.
00:24:11Make yourself useful for a change.
00:24:13I promise you will not regret it. I...
00:24:16You... zip it.
00:24:18Understood?
00:24:22And you too.
00:24:24Da-da-da-da-da. Da-da-da-da-da.
00:24:26Oh, man. Stupid song.
00:24:34I remember it as if it were yesterday.
00:24:36I was crossing Africa with a flock of ducks.
00:24:39So we were up by Mount Kilimanjaro
00:24:42when suddenly eagles attacked us.
00:24:45Oh, Mon Dieu, what a fight it was.
00:24:47Let me tell you, I fought like a wild beast and I won.
00:24:50Thanks to me, everyone was safe and sound
00:24:52and the Queen of Ducks gave me her heart.
00:24:57Why are you laughing? I'm telling you the truth.
00:25:01Tell me, Duck, aren't you tired of your lies?
00:25:04No one around here believes you anymore.
00:25:06Do you guys know why he has such a huge beak?
00:25:10Because he needs enough room to hold his blabbering tongue.
00:25:15Well, do you guys know why he has such a tiny head?
00:25:19Because it perfectly fits his teeny tiny brain.
00:25:24Wait, what?
00:25:26Does that mean my brain is teeny tiny too?
00:25:29Or mine?
00:25:32At least we're smart enough to know when we're not welcome.
00:25:36Oh, I will leave, but it's your loss.
00:25:39You will never get to know
00:25:41the true power of imagination.
00:25:43I'm off to tell the whole world goodbye and good riddance.
00:25:47Goodbye and good riddance, you over-feathered decoy.
00:25:50Don't take it too close to heart.
00:25:53They didn't even understand who they had the pleasure of speaking to.
00:25:57Their whole reason of existence is to become a baking duck.
00:26:06Oh, would you look at that.
00:26:09Would you look at that. What do we have here?
00:26:15Ladies and gentlemen,
00:26:17please make sure your seatbelts are securely fastened
00:26:20and your seats are in the upright position.
00:26:23We're beginning to descend.
00:26:31Okay, Oscar, the wheel is all yours.
00:26:34And I'm going to have a nice nap.
00:26:37You stay the course and make sure the baby doesn't cry.
00:26:40Got it?
00:26:41Aye, aye, Captain...
00:26:43Clown.
00:26:49It's an inside joke, you know.
00:27:02Bonjour, my friends.
00:27:04Mon chéri, let me tell you a story.
00:27:07Once, I took part in a sailing race in the Strait of Gibraltar.
00:27:11I'm sorry, a sailing race where?
00:27:13What? You set sail without any theoretical knowledge?
00:27:17The Strait of Gibraltar is the strait between a...
00:27:21Who are you exactly, huh?
00:27:23Let me introduce myself.
00:27:25I am Duke the Pelican,
00:27:27a traveler, a humanist, and also a philanthropist.
00:27:31Goodbye, humanthropist, and good riddance.
00:27:34Fly safe, bon voyage.
00:27:36But I was hoping for a cup of tea, or with a splash of milk, maybe.
00:27:40In return, I would love to tell you about...
00:27:42You were hoping, huh? We don't serve tea on Fridays.
00:27:45Is it Friday already?
00:27:47Let me tell you a story.
00:27:49When I served at the Great Sultan's harem,
00:27:52every Friday, we used to...
00:27:55Get off my raft.
00:28:02Just a sec.
00:28:14Let me tell you a story.
00:28:16Once upon a time, when I babysat the future queen of England...
00:28:19Now, what was this? If I remember correctly...
00:28:22Right, George V was king back then, and you were not.
00:28:32Huh.
00:28:35But I guess you're not interested in all that, are you?
00:28:39No, Duke. Tell us all about it.
00:28:42Come on, tell us.
00:28:44I'll be thrilled to listen to all of your stories.
00:28:47Oh, really?
00:28:49Let me tell you another story.
00:28:51Once, I was at the reception of Pharaoh Tutankhamen XV.
00:28:57He had a wild cult, and I'm pretty sure he had just one tongue.
00:29:03By the way, where are we going?
00:29:06We're taking this baby panda back to his parents.
00:29:09A noble mission? I'm so honored.
00:29:12Okay, Oscar. Turn to shore. It's time we roast this goose.
00:29:16But you can't roast me. I'm no goose.
00:29:19That's too bad. I'm really hungry.
00:29:27Huh?
00:29:46Well, look at you. All seized up again.
00:29:50Who's there?
00:29:52Good question. Who do you think?
00:29:55Well, uh, I don't know.
00:29:59Come on, think really hard.
00:30:04You do know.
00:30:06Because I am you.
00:30:09What?
00:30:11No, I'm me.
00:30:13That's right, but I am the best part of you.
00:30:18The best?
00:30:20Yes, I am your fear.
00:30:26I came here to tell you that, uh, I'm proud of you.
00:30:32You are so scared of everything around you that the fear literally paralyzes you.
00:30:39But I don't want to be scared.
00:30:42Oh, but you should. This forest right here is the worst place to be.
00:30:47It is full of spine-chilling horrors and hidden dangers.
00:30:51Hear this rustling?
00:30:55Or that squeaking?
00:30:58Wild animals everywhere.
00:31:06Paralyzed by fear, just like I said.
00:31:09But I'm so tired of being afraid. I'm shunned by my own pack.
00:31:13That's a good thing. They're not worthy of you.
00:31:16They are fools, pretending that they have courage.
00:31:20They're unhappy because being brave is the most tiring thing in the world.
00:31:26No, you don't exist. You're a figment of my imagination. You're just a hallucination.
00:31:32A hallucination? You can touch me if you want.
00:31:37No, I'm scared of you.
00:31:39That's right. You should be. Good boy.
00:31:44Go away. Get out of my head. Leave me alone.
00:31:49Get out! Get out! Get out!
00:31:53Trust me, boy. You can't get rid of me that easily.
00:31:58No, you're stuck with me forever and ever.
00:32:11Oscar, leave me alone.
00:32:15And then they asked me, chicken or fish?
00:32:19And I said, I don't eat fish.
00:32:23Everyone's asleep.
00:32:45Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
00:33:11Nick, Nick?
00:33:13What is it now?
00:33:15I never told this to anybody, but my real parents were bears.
00:33:21My dad went missing out at sea many years ago.
00:33:25And my mom went looking for him and never came back.
00:33:28Really?
00:33:29I was brought up by a family of hares.
00:33:33Son, is that you?
00:33:36Daddy?
00:33:38My son.
00:33:40Daddy!
00:33:43My son.
00:33:46Daddy.
00:34:04And you're not mad that I turned your favorite boat into Swiss cheese?
00:34:07No, of course not. It's just a boat.
00:34:10Even though now we're sinking because of me?
00:34:12Who cares? You're my son.
00:34:15What? We're sinking?
00:34:32What's wrong?
00:34:34Nick?
00:34:36Nothing's wrong. I just had the most awful dream.
00:34:42Something scary?
00:34:44You're not going to believe this.
00:34:46I dreamt that you, Oscar, were my son.
00:34:53Me too.
00:35:05Can you imagine? That would be a nightmare.
00:35:11Yeah, of course. Terrible dream. Not a cool dream at all.
00:35:16Okay, Duke. Your turn to keep watch.
00:35:20Hmm. Well, I guess I'll turn in too.
00:35:36And you, Duke, keep an eye on the baby.
00:35:38If he cries, just tell him one of your endless stories.
00:35:41Oh, I'll tell him about the time when Leonardo da Vinci asked me to pose for Mona Lisa's portrait.
00:35:51But then he changed his mind and he replaced my splendid beak with his neighbor's ugly face.
00:35:57For all I care, you can tell him you went to the ball with Cinderella along with Snow White.
00:36:03Just remember, your job is to keep him quiet.
00:36:13Leave me alone! Get out of my bed!
00:36:18You don't exist! You're not real! Get out of my head!
00:36:24You're not real! You're not real!
00:36:29Get away! Get away!
00:36:41And who are you, huh?
00:36:43Me? I'm Llanos.
00:36:46And why did you freeze, Llanos?
00:36:49I always freeze like this when I'm afraid.
00:36:54But what are you afraid of?
00:36:56Everything. And everyone.
00:36:59Oh.
00:37:00Oh! Even us?
00:37:03You too. Especially you.
00:37:05Really? Even me?
00:37:07Yes, even you. A little bit.
00:37:17Oscar!
00:37:19Uh-huh?
00:37:32Jump!
00:37:34Let me tell you a story.
00:37:36Once upon a time, we were camping by the Limpopo River.
00:37:40And a pack of hungry wolves attacked us.
00:37:43Those wolves, you can't imagine the howling.
00:37:46Oh, the howling!
00:38:02All right, time to leave. Llanos, you're coming with us.
00:38:07Me?
00:38:09Yes, you. What? You're too scared?
00:38:12I'm very scared. But staying here is even scarier.
00:38:19Well, it's decided then. Come on. All aboard!
00:38:43My dear friends, let me tell you another story.
00:38:47This is a good one. We were right around these parts.
00:38:50Me and my good friend, Tiger.
00:38:52Everyone knows there are no tigers around here.
00:38:55Do you know what a blabbermouth you are, Duke?
00:38:57Me? Blabbermouth?
00:39:03I swear, there are tigers here.
00:39:12Hello, little bee. Would you like to be my friend?
00:39:26I'm terribly lonely. I have no one to talk to.
00:39:29We can talk about weather or sports, if you like.
00:39:34Or maybe even, oh, I've got an idea. We could write a poem together.
00:39:39The bee or not the bee, that is the question.
00:39:43Whether I stay and drink the water from a puddle or rush ahead, whoever knows?
00:39:50Who can tell me? Was I born to bravely win them over as a courageous superhero?
00:39:57Is something wrong with me? Why doesn't anyone want to talk to me?
00:40:11Everybody has friends but me.
00:40:17I have another story to tell.
00:40:19One day, I was sailing down the Zembezi River and suddenly ended up in a very thick fog.
00:40:25Hold on a sec, Duke. What's this noise? I thought I heard something.
00:40:29Noise? It wasn't me.
00:40:31Oh, look!
00:40:45Remind me, Duke, what exactly you were saying about the fog?
00:40:50Oh, yeah, that's right. When we were out in the fog...
00:40:54There! Watch out!
00:40:56Duke, grab the baby and fly away!
00:41:19Aye, aye, Captain! Taking off now!
00:41:22What about you?
00:41:24Don't worry about us! We're Duke!
00:41:27Yes, we are Duke.
00:41:32Maybe not.
00:41:33I see a shore ahead! You can try to pull in there!
00:41:41Oscar!
00:41:42Why always me?
00:41:44Steer the raft to that shore, and I'll be rowing!
00:41:51Oscar!
00:41:54Oscar!
00:42:09We can't sail any further. Too many rocks.
00:42:14I knew I shouldn't have taken you on board. You're nothing but trouble. A hare on board is always bad luck.
00:42:21What? You think I'm bad luck? You were the one steering the raft!
00:42:24Oh, so this is my fault now?
00:42:26It's not mine!
00:42:27And you all agree?
00:42:33Well, we, um, well...
00:42:36All right, super duper. Well, I don't need you anymore. You guys can all go home now.
00:42:41Hope you won't get lost on your way, because I won't be there to be blamed for it.
00:42:52Oscar, dance now!
00:42:56All right, then. Duke?
00:43:00Janus!
00:43:03Well, fine. I'll handle it myself.
00:43:21Okay, okay. Hush. Let me tell you a story.
00:43:27So I decided to visit a friend, who also happens to be a bee.
00:43:33But then a badger showed up, and he said,
00:43:36Your bee friend is not even a bee. She's actually a wasp.
00:43:40What do you think of that?
00:43:52Hello, my dear friends.
00:43:58Who are you? An oversized bee? Then buzz out of here!
00:44:01I dreamed I was sailing away. I even found a perfect way.
00:44:06But where am I headed? Out there, under a dark sky?
00:44:10No one is waiting for me. I can hear a baby cry.
00:44:13Maybe I'm dreaming.
00:44:15Out there, under a dark sky? No one is waiting for me.
00:44:19I can hear a baby cry. Maybe it's crying.
00:44:23For me.
00:44:26So, do you have a name, Shakespeare?
00:44:28Uh, William? Uh, I mean, Amour.
00:44:31Well, Amour, bonjour. I'm on a quest of finding this baby panda's parents.
00:44:36You want to tag along?
00:44:37Of course. Looks like I finally found a friend.
00:44:40Not again. What have I ever done to you?
00:44:42You saved me from myself.
00:44:44All right, Lord Byron, that's enough. Time to get moving. To the south.
00:44:58Well, what are you waiting for?
00:46:13THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA
00:46:16THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA
00:46:39The Great Wall of China.
00:46:42It is 16 feet thick.
00:46:45And measures a whole 30 feet tall, my friends.
00:46:48And you can even see it from outer space.
00:46:51Duke, how do you know all this?
00:46:53How do I know?
00:46:55I was elder statesman to the Chinese emperor during the Ming.
00:46:58That's perfect, Duke.
00:46:59Then you should know the best way for us to get to the other side of the wall.
00:47:02Well, we birds, we usually just fly over obstacles. Like this.
00:47:07Thank you, Duke. That really helped.
00:47:09But wait. I could just throw you guys over it.
00:47:13Are you kidding? We'll break our necks?
00:47:16Back in the circus, we...
00:47:19Brilliant. Like in a circus.
00:47:39THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA
00:47:55Hold on, Mick-Mick. Who will throw you over the wall?
00:47:59You got a point there, Homer.
00:48:02Well, let me finish my story.
00:48:04In the circus, in our world-famous team of pelican gymnasts,
00:48:07we used to use a catapult to jump over each other.
00:48:10Ta-da!
00:48:12A catapult, eh?
00:48:23Oh, don't worry. You'll get it next time.
00:48:27Yeah, I'm not worried at all.
00:48:38Let's go!
00:48:39Steer with your wings! Use your wings!
00:48:54Okay.
00:49:00Duke, not so fast, this time!
00:49:04Use your wings to slow down, or we'll have to start over!
00:49:10Now drop the stone!
00:49:33Came down like a feather, Mick-Mick.
00:49:44I say we take a rest.
00:50:04Look, everyone. Our baby's all grown up.
00:50:08Where's he headed? He must have felt something.
00:50:11Little guy feels like he's home at last.
00:50:16You're all so sensitive.
00:50:34Huh?
00:50:38So this is how my story ends.
00:50:53Guys, we have to split up now!
00:50:56Yes!
00:51:01Everybody freeze!
00:51:02Way ahead of you, boss!
00:51:10Holy fuck! What a dangerous place!
00:51:15All right. Now let's find a place to set up camp.
00:51:18Oscar, you will keep watch.
00:51:20Keep an eye on the baby in case he decides to run away.
00:51:26Seems so sweet, the little star.
00:51:30Now I wonder what you are.
00:51:35Maybe Santa Claus is real pretty.
00:51:43Daddy.
00:51:46Me? Daddy?
00:51:48Well, guess what, little guy?
00:51:50By this time tomorrow, you'll finally be home with your real parents.
00:51:56What?
00:52:05I simply can't believe my luck.
00:52:08This is my chance for perfect revenge on that musclehead.
00:52:12Just you wait.
00:52:17Hello there, little baby.
00:52:27What are you doing?
00:52:41Mik-Mik, what are you screaming for?
00:52:44What do you mean? I thought we were, that we are, you know, sinking.
00:52:50Why sinking? What are you talking about? We're in the desert.
00:52:54What? In the desert?
00:53:00Besides, we're unsinkable, you and I. I mean, I'm your son.
00:53:05You are my son?
00:53:08Of course I am. How could you forget?
00:53:11And us too.
00:53:13And you?
00:53:14Obviously.
00:53:16How could you forget, Mik-Mik?
00:53:19How could you forget?
00:53:24Wait, you too? Houston?
00:53:27Of course I am. How could you forget?
00:53:31How could you forget?
00:53:35Daddy.
00:53:38Daddy.
00:53:41Daddy.
00:53:43Daddy.
00:53:49Daddy.
00:53:51Daddy.
00:53:52Daddy.
00:53:53Daddy.
00:53:54Daddy.
00:53:55Daddy.
00:53:56It's that nightmare again, that we both share.
00:54:01Daddy.
00:54:02Oscar!
00:54:06Oscar, where's the baby?
00:54:13I'll be right back.
00:54:15Baby! Baby!
00:54:18Baby!
00:54:21Where are you?
00:54:25Baby!
00:54:29Baby.
00:54:31I wish you went missing, not the baby.
00:54:34You were supposed to be watching him.
00:54:38It's all the elephant's fault. If it weren't for them...
00:54:41The elephants!
00:54:44Mik-Mik, it's your fault.
00:54:46You should have known Oscar cannot be trusted with a baby.
00:54:50My fault? And where have you been?
00:54:52Instead of watching Oscar, who should have been watching the baby,
00:54:55you slept like a log.
00:54:57You know who else sleeps like a log?
00:54:59Lazy Thanksgiving turkeys, that's who.
00:55:02Excuse me?
00:55:04You're calling me a turkey?
00:55:08Well, now I'm mad.
00:55:10Now I'm really mad.
00:55:12The last time I was this mad, I...
00:55:14Well, I... I...
00:55:16I can't remember one story. That's how mad I am.
00:55:19Please don't fight, my friends.
00:55:21How is this going to help the baby panda?
00:55:24Well, look who's purring here.
00:55:26Our little poet.
00:55:28Hmm? Hmm.
00:55:30Hmm.
00:55:32I've had it with all of you. That's it.
00:55:34I am leaving. Ciao.
00:55:38Well, who does he think he is? He's leaving?
00:55:41Well, I'm leaving too.
00:55:44Guys, you don't have to be like that.
00:55:49Too bad. You were such a good audience for my stories.
00:55:53Sometimes.
00:55:57So what shall we do now?
00:55:59I guess I'll be heading home. What about you?
00:56:03Me?
00:56:05I'll just sit here, scared to death.
00:56:13Oh.
00:56:30That's it. I'm tired of being scared.
00:56:32I can't take it anymore. All right?
00:56:44Let's see.
00:56:46Who would leave such a long and wide track like that?
00:56:50A crocodile?
00:56:52A crocodile?
00:56:54No. There would be footprints.
00:56:56No. Who else could it be?
00:56:58Maybe a snake?
00:57:00That would have to be a large snake.
00:57:03A very large snake.
00:57:08This time, it's legitimately scary.
00:57:11It's legitimately scary.
00:57:13You're absolutely right. It's horrifying.
00:57:17Anyone would be scared to death.
00:57:20I mean, just think about it. What could leave a trace like this?
00:57:24Well, probably something that can swallow you in the blink of an eye.
00:57:28But I have to try and save the baby.
00:57:31Do you?
00:57:33Why on earth would you do that?
00:57:36Let the others do the dirty work.
00:57:39By the way, where did your so-called friends go?
00:57:42There's nobody here.
00:57:50Well, that turned out just great.
00:57:53So much for reuniting a family.
00:57:55So much for saving the day.
00:57:57Yeah, story of my life. I tried my best and you know the rest.
00:58:01Wait. What's wrong with me?
00:58:05There's still hope. I have to go back.
00:58:08Yes. I will find Baby Panda and get him back to his family.
00:58:15Why is it always my fault?
00:58:17Go on. Blame Oscar for everything.
00:58:19If something's wrong, it's always Oscar who did it.
00:58:21Extinct dinosaurs, didn't you know? Oscar did it.
00:58:24What about the Ice Age? Of course it was me.
00:58:26Who else would it have been? Global warming? That was me too.
00:58:29Come on. Blame me. Blame me for everything. It's all my fault.
00:58:34Except this time it really is my fault.
00:58:39That baby loved me. He really trusted me.
00:58:42And what did I do? What kind of hair am I?
00:58:46Well, I was the one who lost him. I'll be the one who finds him.
00:58:54Duke, buddy. What in the world has happened to you?
00:58:58I don't recognize you. You want to run and hide from danger now?
00:59:02Are you running away? You want to sit up there in your warm nest, huh?
00:59:06No, of course not. But everyone left.
00:59:09So what?
00:59:10No, I'm no pelican. I'm a donkey. I will save the baby.
00:59:15I will and it will become my greatest story ever.
00:59:23Well, are you proud of yourself, Tiger?
00:59:25You lost a little baby. You lost all your friends.
00:59:29You are the stuff of legend, my friend. You're a true hero.
00:59:32No, this just won't do.
00:59:35The little panda counts on you and you will save him no matter what.
00:59:44All right. Don't try being a hero. You won't achieve much all by yourself.
00:59:49Time to run home with your tail between your legs.
00:59:52I'm surprised you made it this far to be completely honest with you.
00:59:57You think you're so special because you found a track.
01:00:01Who do you think you are? Canine?
01:00:03Let's go back home so we can live a wonderful safe life together like the true cowards we are.
01:00:09No. You do not exist. Do you hear me? You're not real.
01:00:13Go away and leave me alone. Get away. Go away. Leave me alone. No, no, no, no, no.
01:00:18Who are you fighting there, Yanis?
01:00:20No, no, no, no. Nobody. Just practicing.
01:00:24And what exactly are you practicing for?
01:00:30Wait, Mik-Mik. Listen up, guys. I want to tell you. It's all my fault.
01:00:41What else is new?
01:00:42My dear friends, please, no fighting. Hot tempers will not solve anything.
01:00:47We need to work together if we want to save the baby.
01:00:55Okay.
01:00:58We need to come up with a plan. Have I ever told you the story of the Battle of Trafalgar?
01:01:15What? I'm not good at charades. What are you saying?
01:01:18So, a hedgehog stretched and jumped into the ocean.
01:01:29They tied a rope into a sailor's knot?
01:01:39The sun is finally out and the waves are gone?
01:01:41No.
01:01:43The sun is finally out and the waves are gone?
01:01:45No.
01:01:48They're trying to tell us that the baby was taken by a very large, very long snake.
01:01:56Yes. A very, very large snake. Huge.
01:02:00What do you mean a large snake? A python?
01:02:06Do you have any idea where they might have taken the baby?
01:02:12Follow them!
01:02:31There's no need to cry. You won't taste as good if you cry too much. Don't spoil the meat.
01:02:42Ah, poor baby is hungry. Well, don't worry. Dinner is almost ready.
01:02:52And you have the honor of being the main course.
01:03:03It sounds like we have company.
01:03:07Stay here and don't you dare try to escape, little one.
01:03:13Is it true that a footless, yellow earthworm lives here?
01:03:20Oh, yes, that's right. He also goes by Speckled Frog.
01:03:25Is he really as stupid as they say he is?
01:03:28Yes, and if there were ever an Olympics for idiots, he would be the unrivaled champion.
01:03:36You think that's funny?
01:03:40All right, then.
01:03:47Hello there.
01:04:02It's time.
01:04:04You go ahead. I'll catch up with you soon.
01:04:19Now watch me closely. Listen to me very carefully.
01:04:25From now on, I am your master. You will obey me at all times.
01:04:33Do exactly as I tell you.
01:04:36Hey, you. David Blaine. You can stop with your magic tricks now because no one's buying it. Hypnotize this.
01:04:43Come on.
01:05:00What's wrong, Mr. Tough Guy? Does your hand hurt?
01:05:05Don't worry. It will stop hurting.
01:05:09Hey, you overstretched hot dog. Let my friend go.
01:05:26Well, you asked for it. Long ears.
01:05:30Who's there? A strength kitten? Well, wait. I'll get to you, too.
01:05:52Finally, I found out that my friends are all around.
01:05:55There's a grumpy bear who can try to keep it down.
01:05:59And a cheerful hare who is funny like a clown.
01:06:03And there's a feathered storyteller with the largest beak.
01:06:15And also there's a gentle wolf who's too scared to speak.
01:06:26Yanos, don't even think about it.
01:06:30Are you seriously considering helping this stripy Shakespeare?
01:06:34Don't be a fool. Run away while you still can.
01:06:38Trust me. It's not your fight, Yanos.
01:06:41Stop it. I've had enough of you. You're not even real.
01:06:45And this is where you're wrong, buddy. I am real and you are not.
01:06:50You're nothing but a reflection of me.
01:06:52No, I'm not. This is enough. I'm done being scared. Do you hear me?
01:06:58I am not afraid anymore.
01:07:14Wow. I'm not Yanos. I'm Jackie Janos.
01:07:23They always help me without fail.
01:07:28Why don't you get off my tail?
01:07:52And I love them just the same.
01:08:22Why don't we call it a draw?
01:08:25Yeah, right. Dream on, buddy. No way.
01:08:31Let me go right this second.
01:08:35You want me to let you go? I can do that.
01:08:48There. I let go.
01:08:52No!
01:09:04I found him! I saved our little guy!
01:09:08Hey, little guy. Are you okay?
01:09:12Huh?
01:09:20Well done, Duke. Thank you.
01:09:23And you, Yanos. You did good, too. We wouldn't have won if it wasn't for you.
01:09:27Thanks for your help. We never could have beat this firehose without you, pal.
01:09:31You know, I felt brave enough to jump in only because Oscar and Amur showed me what bravery was.
01:09:37By the way, where's Oscar?
01:09:41Mick, Mick.
01:09:44Where's the python?
01:09:47Very far from here.
01:09:50Thank you, Oscar. You saved my life.
01:09:55Aw, come on. What are you talking about? Without all of you?
01:10:01I'm a worthless half-blind.
01:10:04We're all winners! We won today because we worked together!
01:10:09And it was the best day!
01:10:26Where is that stork? We've been waiting such a long time now.
01:10:30Yes. I'm so worried.
01:10:38It's him!
01:11:09Son!
01:11:12My baby!
01:11:23Our son!
01:11:31All right. So what's the plan now, guys?
01:11:34I think I'll stay here for a while.
01:11:38You see, I finally have found my audience.
01:11:41They don't interrupt, they don't argue, they believe me. What else could I ask for?
01:11:46And besides, now I have a true story.
01:11:49I'm going to stay here as well. And I'm going to write the greatest poem about our adventures.
01:11:55And I'm going back to my pack. The elections are coming, and I want to run for alpha male.
01:12:00Good luck, then.
01:12:02Well, Oscar and I are going back to our forest.
01:12:06Yep. Time to go home.
01:12:09All right, little guy. Give Uncle Oscar a hug.
01:12:15Oscar.
01:12:18Our baby's talking. Do you hear? He said my name.
01:12:22Meek-meek.
01:12:25Uh, well, you, uh, make sure to come visit us when you grow up, all right?
01:12:33Uh, you can all come too, of course. We have a great forest. And lots of honey.
01:12:39Thank you. We'll come visit sometime.
01:12:42And you are always welcome here.
01:12:55Whoa!
01:13:03Have a safe journey!
01:13:06Ice cream! Meek-meek!
01:13:25Home, sweet home.
01:13:31Ah, that was one big trip.
01:13:35Ah, home, sweet home.
01:13:42Ah, that was one big trip.
01:13:55Well, guess I'll be going then. It was nice traveling with you, Meek-meek.
01:14:05Hey, Oscar.
01:14:08Yeah? What?
01:14:11Stay at my place for the night, and we'll start building your new house tomorrow.
01:14:16No kidding?
01:14:18Well, of course. What are friends for?
01:14:21We're friends. Are you sure?
01:14:24There's no doubt about it.
01:14:34I love you, Meek-meek.
01:15:04Huh? What is it? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Oscar?
01:15:28What is it?
01:15:31Oh, my!
01:15:35Huh?
01:15:43Oh, no! Not again!
01:15:48Unbelievable! I guess we better call it in. Ask the store delivery service for a membership discount.
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