00:01One time on Twitter, I heard Ariana was pregnant.
00:04So I got pregnant so we could be pregnant at the same time.
00:07Turns out it was just a rumor.
00:10Ariana Grande told me my hair looks sexy, pushback.
00:14She's not wrong.
00:16Ariana broke off an engagement, so I found a guy who proposed to me,
00:21and I broke off an engagement.
00:24I heard she's a lesbian now, embedding some chick called Aubrey.
00:27It's fucking sick.
00:29I heard if you record her snoring and play it backwards, it sounds like Fantasia.
00:32Ariana says, honest to God, knock me out.
00:35So I decided to punch myself in the face.
00:37It was awesome.
00:59I'm so thankful.
01:00Wish I could say thank you to Malcolm, cause he was an angel.
01:05One taught me love.
01:07One taught me patience.
01:09One taught me pain.
01:11Now I'm so amazed.
01:13I've loved and I've lost.
01:15And that's not what I see.
01:18So look what I got.
01:20Look at what you taught me.
01:22Yeah, for that I say.
01:25Next, next, next.
01:28Next, next.
01:30Next.
01:31I'm so fucking grateful for my hair.
01:34Next, next.
01:36Next, next.
01:38Next.
01:39I'm so fucking,
01:40Spend more fun with my friends.
01:43I ain't worried about nothing.
01:45Plus I met someone else.
01:47We having better discussions.
01:49I know they say I move on too fast.
01:52But this won't go last.
01:54Cause her name is Ari.
01:56And I'm so good with that.
01:58So good with that.
01:59She taught me that.
02:01She taught me patience.
02:03How she handled pain.
02:05That shit's amazing.
02:07I've loved and I've lost.
02:09But that's not what I need.
02:12So look what I found.
02:14No need for searching.
02:16Give all that I say.
02:20Next.
02:22Next.
02:24Next.
02:25I'm so fucking grateful for my hair.
02:32Next.
02:33Yeah.
02:34I'm so fucking grateful for my hair.
02:37Next.
02:38Next.
02:39Next.
02:40Next.
02:41Next.
02:42Next.
02:43One day I walk down the aisle
02:45Hold a hand to my mama
02:47I'll be thanking my dad
02:50Cause she grew from the drama
02:52Only wanna do it once real bad
02:55Don't make that shit last
02:57God forbid something happens
02:59At least that song is a smash
03:01And God, so much of love
03:03God, so much patience
03:05Learned from the pain
03:07Turned out amazing
03:10Turned out amazing
03:11I mean, he was really cute
03:23You know, he was really cute
03:25Yeah, and it was
03:26It was really big
03:28Well, I've only
03:32Gone out with one guy that had a big front tooth
03:35And
03:36I liked it
03:38Cause it
03:38He never got anything stuck in the front teeth
03:42Hmm
03:43But
03:44Have you ever gone out with someone
03:49That had no teeth at all?
03:52No
03:52I got so much love
03:55Got so much patience
03:57Learned from the pain
03:59Turned out amazing
04:02Turned out amazing
04:02Turned out amazing
04:03I'm all the lost
04:04But that's not what I see
04:06Look what I saw
04:08Ain't no need for searching
04:11Give all that I say
04:13Thank you
04:17Thank you
04:19I'm so fucking grateful for my ex
04:22Thank you
04:23Make it
04:24I'm so fucking grateful for my ex
04:27I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex
04:31Thank you, thank you, thank you
04:34Thank you, thank you, thank you
04:36I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex
04:40Thank you, next
04:41Thank you, next
04:43Thank you, next
04:46Thank you, next
04:50Thank you, next
04:52Thank you, next
04:55Thank you, Next Bitch.
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