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00:00Where are we right now, Justin?
00:12Oh, wait.
00:13Let me answer.
00:14We're in New York City.
00:15Okay?
00:16Why are we here, Justin?
00:17Oh, wait.
00:18We have another pay-per-view tonight, Justin.
00:19That's right.
00:20And look at me.
00:21Look at me.
00:22Hello?
00:23Look at me.
00:24Look at me.
00:25Look how perfect I look.
00:26Again, I got everything.
00:27I needed to get done, Justin, didn't I?
00:28The hair, the nails, the makeup.
00:29Look, my outfit, my shoes, the pedicure, the measure.
00:30I mean, it's ridiculous how much time I put into this.
00:31And for what?
00:32Look at you.
00:33You're pathetic.
00:34I am so sick.
00:35Every time I have to do this, every single show, huh?
00:36I am sick of your attitude.
00:37Look at me when I talk to you.
00:38You're not even looking at me.
00:39Huh?
00:40I do everything for you.
00:41And I'm sick of you.
00:42I'm sick of you.
00:43I'm sick of you.
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02:46What was I thinking?
02:47I pinned you.
02:50That's not an Anderson.
02:52Andersons make you tap, but you know something?
02:55I won't make that mistake again, dreamer.
02:58I'm going to do to you just like Ollie, Gene, Lars, and Orn used to do to those fat-ass
03:04punks when they wanted to break into this business.
03:06They made them tap.
03:08So the next time we hook up, Dreamer, I'm gonna lock it in and I'm gonna make your ass
03:12tap, Dreamer.
03:13I'm gonna make you quit.
03:14Oh, what a night it was going to be.
03:18The delicious Dawn Marie with Christian, Joey, and me.
03:23It was all set to happen.
03:25And then Joey Matthews coming off the top rope and fracturing his own arm.
03:36Christian York got the pin and won the services, ooh, the sweet services of Dawn Marie.
03:44But that didn't matter.
03:46It was Simon and Swinger who left with the booty.
03:54Well Simon and Swinger have just created a problem.
04:02I guess if there's an injury in the team of Christian York and Joey Matthews, I have
04:09to deal with Simon and Swinger whatever way necessary.
04:14And if it means going back to the past, so be it.
04:18The eight-time former tag team champions of the world, Bubba Ray and D-Von, the Dudley
04:26boys back in ECW doing what they did best, solving every problem they ever faced.
04:56You might be the ECW heavyweight champion, but now this belt is mine.
05:24Are you willing to bleed to take that belt?
05:54Are you prepared to go to the hospital to take that belt?
06:01Are you willing to die to take that belt?
06:05Because I will.
06:07Simon, no bulls**t, I'm here for Steve's belt.
06:14You want the belt?
06:15Yeah, quit the bulls**t and give me back the belt.
06:18I'm willing to die for my belt.
06:25Let's go, Jack.
06:27Give me the belt.
06:42I thought you were going to grab the belt.
06:56I swear to God.
06:59I have fear in my face.
07:02What are we going to do?
07:03He's down, he's hurt.
07:04Let's go get the belt.
07:05I'm a tough guy.
07:06I'm a world heavyweight champion.
07:07I'll take care of it myself.
07:08Go get him, champ.
07:09Get your belt.
07:10I'll be right back.
07:11Where's the belt?
07:12We'll get Simone.
07:13No bulls**t.
07:14He's down.
07:15You want me to go get it?
07:16Yeah, knock yourself out.
07:17Come on.
07:19That's my boy.
07:20That's Jack Victory.
07:21Kill the queen right here.
07:22Boom, down, down.
07:23That's my Jacko.
07:24Beat him like you beat up the Fantastics.
07:25Where's my belt?
07:26I spot it.
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09:15Come on!
09:45Come on, man!
09:47Be patient.
09:50It'll take a little while, though, for it to settle.
10:03Get her up there.
10:07I'll get that for you.
10:08No, it's all right.
10:09I need you to...
10:10I need you to do it.
10:11I apologize about what happened to your arm.
10:12I didn't even see it happen in the rain.
10:13No, man.
10:14Well, I'm sorry about that.
10:15Come on, you need to get some x-rays on him.
10:17I'm not going to the hospital, Christian.
10:19Come on, this isn't a joke.
10:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys.
10:21I've been through this.
10:22He'll go when he's ready.
10:26Simon and Swinger, what happened tonight?
10:29Where was your boyfriend C.W.?
10:31Why wasn't he out there to help you?
10:33I guess we get to find out what happens when it's two on two.
10:37The better team emerges.
10:39And Don Marie?
10:41Oh my God, girl.
10:43Hey, Christian.
10:45What?
10:46You didn't really think we'd need Don Marie as our manager, did you?
10:49Hey, you know we were just trying to get laid, right?
10:52Yeah.
10:55Don Marie, if you were with us, we'd treat you just like a bowling ball.
11:02Stick three fingers in you, toss you in the gutter, and you'd keep coming back for more.
11:09You would.
11:12Simon and Swinger, I might have messed up my arm pretty good tonight.
11:16But at least I did it by beating you.
11:20I don't know about these women in this business, man.
11:23Hey, Tommy.
11:25How'd you handle it?
11:27We've got to get you to a hospital.
11:29That arm is blowing up.
11:30It could affect your elbow.
11:31You'll have no mobility.
11:33You've got to go.
11:34Let's take him to the hospital.
11:35Don't worry about what I'm talking about.
11:37You've got to go.
11:38Get your shirts on.
11:39Get the car.
11:40Let's go.
11:41I'm serious.
11:42That's bad.
11:43I think you're going to get an infection.
11:44Come on.
11:45Let's go.
11:48C.W. Anderson, you said you were going to make my ass tap out.
11:53What's with all you Southern boys that are so interested in my ass and tapping it?
11:58Maybe you can explain that to me next time I see you in the ring and I make you tap.
12:03You see, I've never given up to seven and a half years in this company.
12:07I've never tapped at ten years in this business.
12:10Oh, you're Anderson, Anderson, Anderson.
12:13Well, I'm a dreamer.
12:15And I have a dream of one day you're looking up at me and I make you tap.
12:22And you look at me and you admit to me that you were beaten.
12:28Beaten by a better man.
12:30Better than an Anderson.
12:37The issue between the innovator of violence Tommy Dreamer and the enforcer C.W. Anderson
12:42is far from settled.
12:44And now Anderson says he wants to make Dreamer tap out.
12:48But Dreamer says he can do the same to C.W. Anderson.
12:52Hello, everyone, and welcome to ECW Hardcore TV.
12:55I'm Joey Styles.
12:57And well, well, well, it is I, the quintessential stud muffin,
13:03Joel, ten minutes alone with just my tongue and my finger
13:09will have her singing soprano like a metropolitan opera singer.
13:15And regardless of the magnitude of the joys that I bring her,
13:21nothing's bigger than the problems that Dudley's inflicted
13:25on Simon and Swinger Gertner.
13:31Speaking of the Dudley Boyz return to ECW, you can see exclusive digital photos of it right now
13:37at ECWWrestling.com.
13:40While you're there, vote for ECW Wrestler of the Year.
13:43Hey, while you're there, you can win it.
13:45You can win Super Bowl tickets right now on ECWWrestling.com.
13:52When last we saw Kerry Lidd, he walked off with Cyrus, of all people.
13:58Kerry Lidd, without question, one of the finest athletes ever to compete in ECW.
14:06He holds victories over every top superstar in ECW.
14:12One of the finest athletes ever to compete, like an NBA rookie straight out of high school.
14:18He has all the athletic prowess, but he's not thinking.
14:22He's dangerous to himself, succumbing to Cyrus.
14:26Cyrus now more dangerous, with Jerry Lidd willing to do his bidding.
14:32And what does Jerry Lidd get out of his relationship with Cyrus?
14:37When we come back, we'll listen in to Jerry Lidd and Cyrus
14:42plotting who knows what on the streets of New York City.
14:47Don't go away, ECW Hardcore TV will be right back.
14:52You're Jerry Lidd. I mean, everyone knows who Jerry Lidd is.
14:55Jerry Lidd is the greatest wrestler.
14:56Look, look at this guy, a homeless guy.
14:58Hey, hey, why don't you have us over for a few drinks at your box?
15:03He's homeless.
15:05Hey, listen, watch this now.
15:07Who's your favorite wrestler?
15:09Who's your favorite wrestler?
15:11Look, look, look.
15:13Say Jerry Lidd.
15:14Who's your favorite wrestler?
15:16Come on!
15:17Look, look, look, here's a dog.
15:19Here's a dog.
15:20Who's your favorite wrestler? Say Jerry Lidd.
15:22Wow.
15:24Whoa, whoa, Cyrus, whoa, whoa, whoa.
15:27What are you doing?
15:28Did I offend your sensibilities with this homeless thing?
15:31Oh, hell no.
15:35You know who Jerry Lidd is now.
15:37Jerry Lidd's the best.
15:39Jerry Lidd's the best.
15:41Jerry Lidd's the best.
15:45It's gonna be a hell of a night, kid.
15:47I'm gonna get you up.
15:48No one screws up for you.
15:54Still to come tonight,
15:56fresh off the 6 train from the Boogie Down Bronx,
16:00Angel of the Baldies
16:02takes on the original gangster,
16:05New Jack,
16:06who is the King of the Streets.
16:08Find out later tonight
16:11on ECW Hardcore TV.
16:24At Massacre on 34th Street in New York City,
16:28Easy Money attempted to continue his climb
16:33of contention up the ladder here
16:36in Extreme Championship Wrestling.
16:38Joey, those aren't just massive on 34th Street,
16:41they're massive everywhere she goes.
16:44Massacre on 34th Street.
16:47I'm talking about Easy Money
16:49climbing the ladder of contention here on ECW.
16:52Oh, I'd like to climb those mountains,
16:54like I said, on 34th Street or anywhere else.
16:57Easy Money, as always,
16:59accompanied by Elektra,
17:02as well as the rest of Hot Commodity.
17:06Oh, if he keeps stripping,
17:07we're gonna have to see his...
17:08Paul Mahoney provided the opposition
17:11for Easy Money at Massacre on 34th Street.
17:15Paul Mahoney in front of thousands of fans
17:19packing the sold-out in advance Hammerstein Ballroom.
17:23Mahoney, a former ECW World Tag Team Champion
17:28trying to put the youngster Easy Money in his place.
17:32Easy Money looking for the biggest singles victory
17:36of his wrestling career.
17:38Hold out all stops.
17:40Watch this big kid go airborne
17:43on Paul Mahoney on the concrete floor, no less.
17:47Easy Money bringing all his physical skills
17:49and his mental prowess.
17:51He brought a game plan in.
17:53What a feather in his thong
17:55if he could beat Paul Mahoney.
17:58Mahoney ducking Easy Money on his head,
18:01and then the big man himself,
18:04300-plus pounds of Paul Mahoney
18:07knocking down Hot Commodity like bowling pins.
18:12Easy Money ducking the clothesline,
18:15looking to put away the native of Nutley, New Jersey,
18:18who stayed one step ahead of Easy Money
18:21throughout the entire matchup live on pay-per-view.
18:27Much to Easy Money's credit,
18:29he showed resilience and stayed in the fight.
18:36Check this out.
18:38Money in the bank comes up a little short.
18:42But still, we haven't seen Easy Money
18:45resort to his strategy.
18:47His strategy, the outside interference
18:49from confederate currency Chris Hamrick.
18:52Neutralizing and overcoming the size differential
18:56with safety in numbers, the Buddy System.
18:59The confederate crunch and then nice hang time
19:03on the moonsault.
19:04Easy Money steals a victory with help from Hot Commodity,
19:08and instead of the three of them
19:10just leaving with their cheap, stolen, tainted victory,
19:13Julio De Niro just has to sneak in a few more kicks.
19:18Julio De Niro thought he was so suave, so cool,
19:22kicking Paul's Mahoney when he was down.
19:24Well, coming up next, we'll see what happens
19:28when Julio plays with balls.
19:34ECW returns to pay-per-view from right here,
19:37the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City
19:39on Sunday night, January 7th, 2001.
19:43It's guilty as charged.
19:45And now, thanks to the fine folks at In Demand,
19:48a bonus match for ECW Hardcore TV.
19:51This is what happened when Julio De Niro
19:54cheap-shotted Paul's Mahoney.
19:55He came face-to-face with Nova.
19:58-♪♪
20:08-♪♪
20:18The sight of Nova we have never seen!
20:21-♪♪
20:26Did you see De Niro fly?
20:29I think we're about to see Nova fly.
20:35Wow!
20:36What extension on the whole crossbody!
20:39All right!
20:40ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW!
20:44Since Nova's undergone this metamorphosis,
20:46he is literally fearless, Joey Styles.
20:48I don't know anyone else in wrestling
20:50who works any harder than Nova
20:52at practicing and perfecting his grip.
20:55He likes those hot moves.
20:58The bell has rung.
20:59Jim Molyneux used his discretion.
21:02We've got a matchup here.
21:04Nova and Julio De Niro.
21:07De Niro set for the right.
21:08Hits the turnbuckle.
21:10Full head of steam.
21:11Nova lands both knees into the chest.
21:16Nova's just perpetual motion tonight, Joey.
21:20Sledge-o-matic.
21:22Great move.
21:28Pauls Mahoney still at ringside.
21:33Hopefully he can foil Hot Commodity
21:35from interfering in this matchup.
21:39These New York fans will identify with Pauls Mahoney,
21:41don't they?
21:44We have a dislike for our fans,
21:45not only in New York,
21:46but everywhere we travel in the United States.
21:50Molyneux and De Niro to the end.
21:51Now, come on.
21:52Springboard mitts a drum kick by Ambrick.
21:55Now that, Joey Styles, is elevation.
21:59We got three referees out there.
22:07There's the Vertibreaker.
22:11Pass will cover.
22:12Nova's out easily.
22:14Very natural on cover.
22:17De Niro obviously figuring that that was all
22:19Nova! Nova! Nova!
22:24And by De Niro, they get two.
22:29Promotes the leg to the corner.
22:35Jalapeno pumper.
22:38Beautiful moonsault press.
22:40Hooks the leg.
22:41Couldn't get both legs up.
22:42As a result, Nova gets out of tune.
22:45Really laid out in that moonsault.
22:46It's like he was floating.
22:51More squirrel bone in the sternum.
22:53Look at those abs.
22:54Look at those abs, Joey.
22:56The strike you was on.
23:01Look for someone like you who's never worked out
23:02would be hard to have abs.
23:03Stop it.
23:05Cover.
23:08Go, go, go!
23:14People have really taken to Nova since he's undergone
23:16this maniacal metamorphosis, Joey.
23:19Elbow to the chucks.
23:21Great combination.
23:22Russian leg swing.
23:23There's a knockdown.
23:25Two count only.
23:26Nova just refuses to lose.
23:31Both Nova finally had to face up to all his fears
23:34at the last pay-per-view.
23:35He was able to come through it.
23:36He's a different guy.
23:40More aggressive than we have ever seen.
23:42Arm ringer to a short-arm clothesline.
23:44Nicely done.
23:45I think it's another example of how a nice young man
23:47has been tainted by our fans.
23:54Very different perspective on the situation.
23:56You might call it the Americanization of Nova.
23:59Reversal.
24:00De Niro into the corner.
24:02Nova eats the elbow.
24:04Clutch the right hand.
24:09And throwing leather again.
24:12Good Nova call.
24:14Just clubbing De Niro in his trapezius muscles.
24:18Stomping away.
24:19De Niro looks out on his feet.
24:20Out of his ass.
24:23De Niro looks out on his feet.
24:24Out of his ass.
24:29Nova's lighting him up.
24:30He wants more.
24:36Walk around the round, boys.
24:40That'll give you a stinger.
24:46Nova looking for a way to defeat Julio De Niro.
24:53Nice counter by Julio De Niro.
24:55But Nova goes to the waist lock.
24:58Julio De Niro tries to hang on but cannot.
25:03Nova takes the chair right to the head.
25:06Cover.
25:09Nova gets the right shoulder up.
25:11I thought that was all.
25:18Julio De Niro says that's it.
25:19He's gonna finish Nova off.
25:21And he made good on his prediction.
25:24Hot Commodities quite the little triumvirate, are they not?
25:29There's the spin doctor.
25:30I don't know that he got Julio all the way over.
25:3212 is 10.
25:33Right into the canvas.
25:34May have jammed his neck.
25:36Take a look at this.
25:41Slap to the ear.
25:42No, she's stiff.
25:43Kryptonite Crunch on Elektra.
25:50Now, see, now that to me epitomizes what Nova has become.
25:53That is heinous, Joey Styles.
25:55Absolutely heinous.
25:57Keep your eye on Nova.
26:01Did he ever drive home the leg?
26:06He's got a lot of power.
26:08He's got a lot of power.
26:10He's got a lot of power.
26:13Oh, and in comes Hot Commodities once again.
26:17Jim Owens attending to a fallen Elektra.
26:22Wow.
26:24Nova damn near turned inside out.
26:28Look at that poor Elektra.
26:29They need to get those clothes off of her.
26:35He is in.
26:38What a potato.
26:43Why don't you hit Nova?
26:47Oh, yeah.
26:48And for Nova, connected, cover.
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32:02the King of the Streets, the OG New Tech, against Angel of the Golden.
32:09And to no, the third referee in the ring, Mike Keener,
32:13getting a lesson in counting from Danny Daniels, we'll see.
32:17And Daniels knows how to speed up a count, that we've seen.
32:21Well, you can tell by the chants that former World Heavyweight Champion,
32:25Justin, is gonna join us here in the broadcast booth.
32:29And Justin- No, he's not either.
32:31Justin Credible just walked right by.
32:33Cover, to end.
32:36Why did he walk right by?
32:37Why did he just walk right by again?
32:39He's pacing.
32:40Is Francine pregnant or something?
32:43He looks like an expectant father, and you know it's not his,
32:46cuz she won't lay down for him until he gets the goal.
32:49That's true, Francine says he's locked at the knees until Justin Credible
32:53wins back the World Heavyweight title.
32:56All right, so Danny Daniels eats his Wheaties, I'm thrilled.
33:02Now he's eating those chops from H.C.
33:07Luke.
33:08Look at this straight, he took the shirt off so Luke could light him up.
33:13What's that there, a bright one?
33:15A hell of a drop kick, though.
33:18Two and a half, I hate to admit it, but you're right.
33:25These two referees can wrestle.
33:27Look at Quick Count.
33:33I think that he thinks he has H.C. Luke right where he wants him.
33:37Quick Count Danny Daniels now strangling H.R.
33:42And here comes Justin Credible once again.
33:45He escapes with a sit down, no he just- Can you imagine?
33:50Why?
33:51I mean, Francine's knees are locked, but
33:53Justin's knees are going up and he's walking all over the place.
33:57It's quite distracting, to be honest.
34:00Francine just nag, nag, nagging him, you'd think they were married.
34:05H.C. Luke goes low on Danny Daniels, hooks him, looking for a tornado DDT.
34:12Yeah.
34:14Danny Daniels gets spiked, will that be enough?
34:17Can H.C. Luke put away Quick Count Danny Daniels?
34:22Quick Count Danny Daniels is counting sheep.
34:25He's out.
34:26No, he's not either.
34:28He's right.
34:29H.C. Luke gets rid of the punch.
34:37Daniels snuck one in there, hook to the eye.
34:41Reversal now by H.C. Luke.
34:43Launched himself into Danny Daniels, nicely done.
34:48And now it's H.C. Luke.
34:50On the offensive, stomping away on Danny Daniels.
34:57Still to come tonight, again, New Jack will be here fighting for the right to be king
35:04of the streets against the Baldi's Angel.
35:08And Danny Daniels will be fighting all of us for the first place in line in catering
35:12to the ISIS marbles.
35:14H.C. Luke now ascending the turnbuckles.
35:17H.C. Luke has lost his marbles.
35:20No water in the pool.
35:21Luke misses.
35:24Hose line by Danny Daniels was still favoring the family jewels.
35:29No water in the pool, and these guys aren't exactly Olympic swimmers either.
35:33H.C. Luke took a big chance, and Danny Daniels is too.
35:39Danny Daniels really taking a beating down there this evening.
35:45Daniels has screwed a number of wrestlers with his quick counts here at ECW.
35:49He won't be screwing many people much longer.
35:56A shot right underneath the ear, breaking up the super flex attempt.
36:00But can Daniels capitalize?
36:03Now you're fucking through.
36:07Double Axe Handle, no.
36:10Full Nelson face first into the canvas.
36:13Flex gets the Duke.
36:20Coming up next, it's Duke Jack versus Angel,
36:23who is the king of the streets.
36:31Looking for a last minute holiday gift?
36:33How about ECW Path of Destruction?
36:36Available on DVD and VHS.
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36:42Featured on ECW Path of Destruction.
36:46Bubba Ray and Z-Bond, the Dudley Boys,
36:50the former eight-time ECW Tag Team Champions.
36:57And they rose to the occasion eight times,
37:01overcoming obstacles like poor management here in ECW.
37:05You've got to be kidding me.
37:07They were managed by the quintessential stud muffin.
37:10I was talking about Sign Guy.
37:12Oh, okay.
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37:24Hell, right now at ECWWrestling.com,
37:26you can win Super Bowl tickets.
37:28What about the pictures of Jasmine?
37:30I'd like to get behind her and do my male zebra thing.
37:34Stop with the zebra.
37:35Why?
37:36What's with you and zebra sex?
37:37Log on to ECWWrestling.com.
37:42Throwing a road kill?
37:43The FBI can dig in this throat.
37:46Maybe we should cut off your fingers.
37:48Maybe we'll even cut off your arms.
37:50Hell, maybe we'll even cut off your heads.
37:53But there's one thing that needs to be cut off from you.
37:56And that's those belts around your waist.
37:59So those belts can come home to the people that deserve them.
38:03And that's the FBI.
38:06That's right, because I love being the champ.
38:09I mean, the girls, they come up to me in the mall or whatever.
38:11Oh, enough already.
38:12And they say, hey, come on.
38:14I'm begging you.
38:15Excuse me?
38:17I distinctly remember Guido Maratano
38:21having a world title belt.
38:23And I'm pretty sure that Tony Mamo Luke had a title belt.
38:30But I don't recall at any point
38:34that you ever held a title in your career.
38:39So, big man, who do we beat?
38:43Scott Hall.
38:46Let's go.
38:49Let's go.
38:53Hey, yo.
38:56You touch this song again,
38:59and Big Kev is going to give you your release.
39:04Shiproom.
39:06We're leaving, and you ain't driving.
39:12Big Kev.
39:14You know, Big Sal may be a lot of things,
39:16but one thing he's not is a big liar.
39:18I mean, Tony Mamo Luke asked him,
39:20who'd you ever beat?
39:22And Big Sal said, Scott Hall.
39:24And he did.
39:25And he's got the pictures to prove it.
39:28In fact, those pictures are on the website,
39:33ecwwrestling.com.
39:36Come on, Mr. Joey Schill.
39:38Plug it again.
39:40You know, it's not my fault.
39:41I don't program this TV show.
39:42He does.
39:43I'm not the one who wrote right here in this segment,
39:45plug the website.
39:46Since when do you do what he tells you to do?
39:48I'm doing my best to be a company guy here.
39:51The Baldi's arrive in Midtown Manhattan.
39:55So either they took the 6 train down,
39:59or they stole a car.
40:00Could go either way.
40:01Put the coin.
40:0250-50 shot.
40:04I say the odds are better that they stole the car.
40:07Luckily, I took public transportation to the city.
40:09It's not my car.
40:11Speaking of rides,
40:13did you see what New Jack pulled up in earlier?
40:15I must have missed our ride.
40:17New Jack pulled up in this orange Pinto
40:20that he told me he carjacked
40:22from some guy named Joey Numbers.
40:24Joey Numbers!
40:26Straight from the corner of Corner Road
40:29and Valentine Avenue
40:31in the Bronx,
40:32the mouthpiece,
40:33Devita,
40:34accompanying the Kingpin Angel,
40:37who tonight looks to reclaim
40:40the unofficial title
40:42of King of the Streets
40:44from New Jack.
40:46Look at us!
40:49From Manhattan!
40:51I was just on Valentine Avenue last week.
40:54Yo!
40:55Pay!
40:57Like us!
40:58From the Breesongs!
41:02I was, yeah, I was visiting my hubcaps.
41:04We were eating White Castles
41:06and shoving them up
41:08the...
41:12You know, funny.
41:13White Castles usually make things come out of that orifice.
41:18Let me scratch off White Castle
41:20from that list of potential sponsors
41:22for ECW Hardcore TV.
41:28So Angel once again will collide
41:31with the original gangsta New Jack.
41:34They spilled a lot of blood over this title
41:37of King of the Streets.
41:39They don't mind that, though.
41:40That's what being the King of the Streets
41:42is all about.
41:49I'd rather be the bishop of the broadcast group.
41:51It's quite safe up here.
41:53Listen to the ovation for New Jack.
41:56ECW does society so much good
42:00in so many ways.
42:01Look at the racial unification
42:04of this nation's trash.
42:06For example, New Jack,
42:08from South Central L.A.,
42:10here in the heart of New York City,
42:12he's the baby face.
42:14And these guys from the Bronx,
42:16they're the heels.
42:17The hip-hop world has tried for years
42:20and murders left and right
42:22could not unify the East Side and the West Side.
42:25We've done it here in a matter of months.
42:28Oh, I have a dream.
42:32The hell are you talking about?
42:34You're doing more nonsensical garbage
42:37than Reverend Jesse Jackson himself.
42:40If you call this thing a coup d'etat
42:42and a conspiracy, I'll believe it,
42:44and you can call this.
42:45What the hell are you talking about?
42:46I'm simply pointing out the pontification
42:49of all the wrestlingization
42:51that is going on in the squared circle of nations.
42:56You've lost your mind.
42:58You used every cliche,
43:01except if it doesn't fit,
43:03you must have quit.
43:04You left that one out.
43:07New Jack just wants unification again
43:10here in ECW.
43:11It's not about the Republicans.
43:13It's about the Republic.
43:14It's not about the Democrats.
43:16It's about the democracy.
43:19He's unifying the Democrats and Republicans.
43:21Is that a chance that New Jack
43:23is swinging that to Sickle?
43:26You know, I'm starting to get a little sick of you.
43:30That's a long way to go, Frencho.
43:32That was really a stretch.
43:34Meanwhile, we've got a bloody battle
43:36going on for the King of the Streets.
43:38Angel representing the Baldies
43:40of the Bronx, New York City
43:43versus New Jack from South Central L.A.
43:46as Joel pointed out.
43:48It's East Coast versus West Coast.
43:52And what do you know, Joey,
43:53about how to survive in South Central
43:55where busting a gap is fundamental?
43:58You tell me.
43:59Excuse me, Ivy League.
44:00I'm from the Bronx.
44:01Hey, brother, I got street credibility.
44:04Oh, so now you're Mr. Hip Hop.
44:06This coming from a kid
44:07who thinks Eminem is a bowl full of candy.
44:09No, I think Eminem is a lot like me
44:12and every female that I encounter.
44:14Something that melts in their mouth,
44:16not in their hand.
44:21As for my credit,
44:22my cell phone is turned off.
44:24Not suspended, not canceled,
44:26not terminated.
44:27Turned off so that you can't call me
44:29when I want to turn it back on.
44:31I'll let you know.
44:32Very much New Jack now
44:34going for the steel chair.
44:36Angel down to the corner.
44:39The 187 chair dive
44:42finds the mark.
44:46And I think Angel's street credit
44:48has just run out
44:50here in New York City.
44:52And who needs credit?
44:54If you're like New Jack,
44:55you don't need a platinum visa
44:58as long as you got a steel chair.
45:02He's not done.
45:06New Jack now strangling Angel.
45:14DeVito now up on the apron.
45:18DeVito now down on the floor.
45:22New Jack taking on
45:24both of the baldies by himself.
45:28Angel fighting back.
45:33Scooping a slam on the original gangster.
45:39Angel misses the elbow.
45:43And New Jack is back up.
45:48New Jack is going up.
45:51Going up top once again
45:53with the steel chair.
45:58Good fight, Angel!
46:01It's over!
46:05New Jack, steel king of the streets!
46:19They should be very united.
46:21I'm sure of it.
46:28When was the last time
46:30you heard something
46:31more inspirational than that?
46:34I think you're gonna hear a lot of that
46:36on the floor of the U.S. Senate
46:37for the next four years
46:38in both directions.
46:41The vice president, Angel, concedes.
46:44The president, New Jack, pleads.
46:46This is what our extreme nation needs.
46:51Well, we just did ten minutes
46:52of political humor
46:53and your filthy mind
46:54couldn't figure out a way
46:55to use the word
46:56push!
46:57Oh, yeah?
46:58Into the Lincoln Bedroom!
46:59My way, I will push!
47:00And on to my...
47:01What do you mean we're out of time?!
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