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00:00:00I know I'm on my way right now okay I'll try that shit the hackers trying to bust
00:00:14through the server firewall this is bad do something the server is the company's
00:00:18lifeline if they break through the firewall we're finished guys our IP is
00:00:22locked just shut me out hold on just let me okay it's relaxed there's got to be a
00:00:28way I can handle this you like hell this guy works in network operations you know
00:00:38fixing computers watching surveillance footage how the hell is he gonna stop a
00:00:41large-scale hack do you know what to do we're running out of time desperate
00:00:47times call for desperate measures Eric get in here
00:00:59oh my god he's unlocked the IP firewall safe and I sent a botnet swarm to launch
00:01:06Adidas scrape all the personal data Eric you went up against 300 expert hackers
00:01:12and you just owned them dude that was sick I was telling you just some sort of
00:01:16network maintenance lack you but turns out you're a better programmer than I am
00:01:19how the hell did you get so good what you did just now was legendary wait I
00:01:25heard our bosses recently hired a Silicon Valley tech star to develop a
00:01:28next-gen AI neural nets was that you all right look I have to tell you later my
00:01:36botnet just trace these hackers IP addresses say we're gonna have to shut
00:01:40them down one by one if we want to protect the server which is gonna take
00:01:43some time you guys can all head out I'll take it from here right yeah you guys
00:01:53can go
00:02:23Oh God finally oh it's light out great pull down lighter
00:02:44you did it you're a pro man yeah all in a night's work all right I'm gonna get
00:02:55some sleep
00:02:58Johnny so who's this Eric guy anyway I mean his skills are off the charts not
00:03:17sure yet I thought he was some network maintenance stretch who knew he could
00:03:20ward off a cyber attack like that and with his talent you think the boss will
00:03:23come in more important role you know I don't remember seeing sit around and
00:03:28chat in your job description Brenda who the hell's this this is William Dorsey
00:03:35our boss's son he just completed his MBA at Stanford mr. Dorsey will be standing
00:03:42in as CEO while his father deals with some medical issues am I looking at two
00:03:47employees from Dorsey tech or a couple of eight-year-olds out at recess
00:03:50honestly can't tell sir I can explain zip it Johnny you can't manage yourself
00:03:54let alone your entire team so get out of my face you're fired
00:04:01fired get out I just did that you know what they say about new management
00:04:09there's gonna be some layoffs time to separate the wheat from the chaff
00:04:17okay listen up listen up I'm gonna need a hundred and fifty percent every single
00:04:24day none of this half-ass bullshit anymore all right who does he think he
00:04:32is Elon Musk what the hell is this crap okay I need zero distractions in this
00:04:40office leave your shit at home and maybe you'll get something done for once
00:04:46oh it's not my fault you were decorating your desk with that junk
00:04:55instead of working you're fired excuse me uh Fernanda see how much that thing
00:05:02costs and buy her a new one Dorsey tech might lack competent workers but one
00:05:06thing it doesn't lack is money right yes sir
00:05:12and what do we have here sleeping on the job good morning my sweet prince
00:05:21who the hell are you who am I doesn't matter you're fired
00:05:28meet your you're firing me yeah well you're firing me did I did I stutter I
00:05:33know um that's not a that's that's not what I meant
00:05:39Fernando what does he do he works in network maintenance what's his salary
00:05:44just about 500k a year Oh 500k a year all that for a simple maintenance job
00:05:51what are you doing taking us for a ride no look I was I was working all night
00:05:57can I just take a rest you trying to clock in a time and a half for overtime
00:06:01I mean I've heard of a quiet quitting but this is time theft are you HR folks
00:06:07as dumb as these techies or is this some kind of larger-scale scam Eric and I
00:06:12might be dating but I can't afford to get dragged into this I need to break up
00:06:16with this loser he must have pulled some strings to get a higher salary other
00:06:22workers in the same department don't make nearly as much as him
00:06:26Fernanda Eric Martin you are so fucking fired get your shit and get out of my
00:06:35building all right then Eric sir Eric was the one who stopped a cyber attack
00:06:48you want to follow him out hey look Jersey Tech is still one of the top tech
00:06:54companies in Silicon Valley don't lose your jobs for me
00:07:12boss's orders I won't hold it against you it's also our one-year anniversary
00:07:18right um see you in the lobby
00:07:26what was that about mr. Dorsey yeah are you sure it's a good idea to fire so
00:07:35many employees on your first day as acting CEO it's better to be feared than
00:07:41loved I mean what you want me to show some mercy to fear crook boyfriend is
00:07:47that it no he's not you deserve so much better
00:07:52I mean what would you prefer an unemployed loser
00:07:58let's see
00:08:05just there's a guy oh what's up dad
00:08:17also there's an important matter you need to know yeah um what's the
00:08:22important matter we have an employee Eric whatever you do make sure to be
00:08:27good to him Eric Eric Martin
00:08:36isn't that the guy I just laid off yep just a second do we have any of my
00:08:45Eric
00:08:50this is the employee list yep I was trying to get him to work for us for
00:08:55years and finally poached he's in charge of our next-gen AI development
00:08:59company's future is in his hands yes Eric Martin AI development I see him
00:09:05Eric Martin AI development one of the top tech visionaries in Silicon Valley
00:09:11this the guy yeah that's him Eric Martin there's another employee with a
00:09:16similar name who's always slacking on the job fire him when you get the chance
00:09:20don't worry dad I already did huh guess that sucker I fired wasn't the big shot
00:09:25tech genius after all yeah just focus on getting better dad I got this
00:09:36no I told you that my father wouldn't pay a 500 grand to some loser so who's
00:09:45it gonna be me hmm what the fuck do you want mr. Dorsey um spit it out man
00:09:58what's up the company server just crashed
00:10:02you talk to me it's bad sir the customer complaints are getting out of control
00:10:06what should we do sir Eric saved us during the last cyber attack so if we
00:10:10can just get him here then boom problem solved
00:10:13Fernanda you got his number right why don't you give him a call
00:10:18Eric what a dick forgets his tablet amelioration algorithm wait is this the
00:10:32code that fixes the server loophole damn this is good hello
00:10:45get over here and help us mr. Dorsey said that if you fix it you'll be
00:10:49generously rewarded on my way with Eric's codes I can plug the loophole
00:10:55everyone will think I'm a hero so he said he's got it thank God
00:11:06oh he's still answering the question
00:11:16Eric and I weren't a thing I was just leaning him on I'd choose you of course
00:11:25I'm supposed to be off a half-hour ago where is she screw it
00:11:39you fucking asshole stop it you're acting like a child as if you never saw
00:11:59this coming what are you doing kissing this douchebag
00:12:02watch your mouth I can do whatever I want whoever I want bastard
00:12:12Eric you and me are over
00:12:29Fernanda are you serious pathetic piece of crap had the nerve to mess up your
00:12:36shirt why are you doing this Eric I told you
00:12:39we're done why would I waste my time with an unemployed loser like you keep
00:12:59it at least you'll have something to jerk off to oh yeah so I'm rich
00:13:08handsome you you're an unemployed loser let's go home and be your meat
00:13:17Fernanda you're the reason I even stayed at doors shut up who knows what kind of
00:13:23lies you told to get the job anyway we're done
00:13:28you're gonna pay for this hold it you're in trouble now bitch
00:13:46you are it's an honor to meet you mr. Dorsey I'm here to report that under my
00:13:53guidance our systems are back up and running normally
00:13:56you're Eric Martin I am you can see why my father spoke so highly of you idiots
00:14:02do they really not know I'm taking credit for that loser Eric's work
00:14:06whatever as long as the boss's son likes me I can keep climbing the ladder mr.
00:14:12Dorsey I know the asshole who tried to sabotage our company right after you
00:14:18were fired the system crashed there's reason to believe that this was your
00:14:23attempt at revenge
00:14:35boss good news Eric Martin that tech whiz you had on your radar he just left
00:14:40Dorsey tech he did mm-hmm it happened ten minutes ago he was fired by the CEO's
00:14:46son William oh that's hilarious I want to see the look on that old hag
00:14:52Asher Dorsey's face when he realizes that the genius he recruited just got
00:14:56sacked by his idiot son but boss Hendricks tech is just a mid-level
00:15:01startup well someone as talented as I'm really want to join us we have to get
00:15:06him on our side by any means necessary you have no idea how groundbreaking his
00:15:13work in AI modeling is get the car ready I'm going to the Dorsey office and Eric
00:15:22is mine
00:15:28revenge what the hell are you talking about don't play dumb the system's
00:15:34crashed right after you got fired this couldn't have been a coincidence yet you
00:15:39still deny it bullshit you guys have always looked down to me as some nobody
00:15:44maintenance worker now you're gonna blame me when the server gets hacked
00:15:48none of you idiots have any shred of common sense if you had a common sense
00:15:53you'd have a job I'm not gonna argue with you in front of mr. Dorsey what
00:16:00the hell are you trying to do you to tell them the truth are they gonna take
00:16:02to the police station Eric I had no idea you were such a vengeful person what
00:16:08other tricks do you have of your sleeve better come clean now or you're going to
00:16:13jail all right what are you waiting for arrest me let's see if you have any real
00:16:23evidence what are you doing man you we don't got handcuffs really without a
00:16:33shred of remorse don't you know that mr. Dorsey's gonna make your life a living
00:16:37hell mr. Dorsey the way I see it you should teach this asshole a lesson yeah
00:16:43William a scumbag like him should never get away with this from this day on Eric
00:16:52Martin is now blacklisted from Dorsey tech and all of its industry partners
00:17:01you know what this means there you're now kicked out of Silicon Valley bro I
00:17:09said one question does Asher the CEO know that I've been fired why should the
00:17:17CEO be bothered with firing a loser like you you thought you were real hot shit
00:17:23didn't you boys take him to the police yes sir stop right there
00:17:39there'll be no need to take him away he's joining Hendricks Tech
00:17:43he's joining Hendricks Tech I recognize you you're Evelyn Hendricks CEO of Hendricks Tech
00:17:56Evelyn what are you doing here I'm here for you of course I haven't seen you since college what a
00:18:06dummy like you went to college with her so is this how Dorsey Tech treats its former employees I
00:18:11would have expected better from you miss Hendricks these are high-level conversations between company
00:18:18CEOs someone of your rank should know when to shut her mouth miss Hendricks this prick Eric has
00:18:26severely sorry who are you I I'm I don't really have time to listen to your jabbering oh my god
00:18:34okay look right after I fired this imbecile our company server crashed he clearly hacked into our
00:18:39system his actions have had serious consequences for our company so yeah man I don't understand
00:18:45why you're challenging me for exposing a cyber criminal did you really not ask your father about
00:18:53who Eric is of course I asked my father he said that Eric some kind of slacker who cheated his
00:19:01way into the company slacker is that really what Asher said word for word he said fire this loser
00:19:13as soon as you get the chance Asher met with me multiple times and begged for me to come join
00:19:22Dorsey Tech it doesn't make sense that he would change his mind like this give me a break Eric
00:19:27the boss wouldn't waste his precious time recruiting someone like you fine if that's
00:19:34how it's gonna be then there's nothing left to say to you or Dorsey Tech Eric how would you feel
00:19:44about coming over to Hendricks Tech you'll be a principal shareholder and you'll also have a
00:19:53salary of four million per year I want to make you our lead software engineer
00:19:57I'm sorry a principal shareholder four million dollar salary this under you're giving him a lot
00:20:15of it you're out of your damn mind this woman's got a screw loose you know he was just a maintenance
00:20:20worker at Dorsey Tech right and now you want to make him a millionaire I know you're trying to
00:20:29help I got I want the money then with this are you kidding me this is insane if you join Hendricks
00:20:42Tech you can have anything you want including me okay look miss Hendricks you're a self-made
00:20:53woman which I respect so for your own good let me remind you that this loser that you've set
00:20:58your mind on is some dick who loves to slack on the job my father said it himself okay all right
00:21:12what what's all that see that would be all the things your father gave me the car the money my
00:21:27relationship see they're all yours now you can tell Asher that from this day forward I Eric Martin
00:21:36will be severing my ties with Dorsey Tech quit it with the self-pity you didn't deserve those
00:21:43things to begin with it's right that you returned them you guys are shameless you don't even see
00:21:50your employees as human beings miss Hendricks I know that you and Dorsey Tech are competitors
00:21:58yes but to be honest right now we're actually struggling to compete with them don't worry
00:22:04I can help change that I can help change that look at yourself Eric offering to work for a
00:22:15smaller company what a joke I'm sorry a traitor like you doesn't have the right to judge others
00:22:24how dare you the breach of the company server has caused major damage as the perpetrator of
00:22:30this attack I demand you to issue an apology to Dorsey Tech and all of its customers and if you
00:22:36don't I'll have to restart okay good luck with that what are you gonna do about it you have no
00:22:45choice but issue that apology stop threatening my employee if you insist on escalating this
00:22:51then send a demand letter to Hendricks Tech and we'll see it as a declaration of war well
00:22:58of war is what you want that's what you get you know what you know what
00:23:14let's go you sick if I stay another second in this shithole
00:23:18mr. Dorsey don't waste time with those people Eric you've done well I'm gonna
00:23:33assign you the role of lead engineer that's amazing sir thank you what about me darling
00:23:44don't worry my dear I'll make sure that you're satisfied I won't let you down good tell me how
00:23:54did you resolve the systems crash fuck the tablets in the office what should I say I
00:24:01used a one-of-a-kind code that I developed myself to get the server back up and running I can
00:24:08explain it to you in detail later spoken like a true visionary man's even got his own code you
00:24:14know what don't even bother showing it to me I'm sure it's exquisite keep working your magic buddy
00:24:20with you on my team I can relax thank you sir say hello to Dorsey Tech's new lead engineer let's
00:24:36see if anyone looks down on me now hello hi mr. Dorsey it's Evelyn Hendrix I'm just going to
00:24:51inform you that as of today Hendrix Tech has a horse in the AI development race AI development
00:25:00is the crown jewel of Dorsey Tech are you sure you want to challenge us as I said I'm just calling
00:25:07to inform you not to have a discussion hang on a minute what's that sly fox up to she knows I have
00:25:25my lethal weapon Eric so why would she want to go to war with me unless
00:25:43dad what's up tell me you didn't fire Eric okay just just calm down just for a second I only fired
00:25:55the slacker you told me about okay then explain to me why Hendrix Tech is suddenly wanting to go
00:26:00to war with us well I I just tricked her into thinking that she had a chance I mean I'm not an
00:26:08idiot there's no way I would let some lousy slacker bring down our entire server single-handedly
00:26:14jackpot but really she's just picking up our trash so you intentionally misled Evelyn she's
00:26:26under the impression that the loser she poached from us is the mastermind behind Dorsey Tech's
00:26:32AI modeling that's what she had the guts to declare war nice job son it shows real initiative
00:26:38I think it's time you take full control of our next-gen AI modeling project
00:26:44really dad thank you thank you so much now get to work we are going to make Hendrix Tech the
00:26:56laughingstock of the whole industry all right bye-bye love sir AI modeling is the future of
00:27:09Dorsey Tech William just graduated you sure you want to hand the reins over to him this soon I'd
00:27:16not have given it to him if he was the only one we were counting on don't forget we still have
00:27:21our ace in the hole you mean Eric Martin that's right all I have to do is stay hands-off and let
00:27:31him do what he does best as long as we have Eric Hendrix has a snowballs chance in hell
00:27:38plus Evelyn fell for Williams bluff and hired that clown Eric now all we have to do is sit
00:27:46back and watch her self-destruct so now that you've seen the engineering department what are
00:28:05your thoughts it's not bad small group but they're talented all we need is a few programmers with
00:28:13specialized knowledge in the field of AI precisely so is there any chance that our lead
00:28:20engineer mr. Martin could put together a team I heard that you weren't the only one that William
00:28:27Dorsey fired you've got it all figured out don't you all right give me a minute I'll call the guys
00:28:36welcome come in mr. Dorsey you wanted to see me yes my father has just put me in charge of our AI
00:28:55modeling projects seeing as your lead engineer I'm putting you in charge of development is there a
00:29:05problem no not at all don't worry I'm the right man for the job yes William there's been another
00:29:21crisis several key employees from the tech department have resigned the department can't
00:29:25function like this what they just left why they wouldn't say but rumor has it they were poached
00:29:32by a former employee poached by a former fucking Eric Martin William what should we do there's
00:29:39hardly any tech workers left if anyone else resigns we're done for there's no need to freak
00:29:43out you still have me I can fix this yes no with you here we're gonna be all right just what's your
00:29:51solution look we lost a few expendable employees that's it let them walk we'll get better ones
00:29:59I'll make a few calls like that I like that yes Oh fucking Eric Mark oh this is all going
00:30:15swimmingly now I can put my own people in key positions soon I'll have the whole company under
00:30:21my thumb Johnny is an excellent programmer he'll be assuming the role of department head and this
00:30:30is Ruby Leon and Matteo they're professional and reliable former co-workers of mine with this team
00:30:36Hendrix text AI work will be in good hands we're all pleased to meet you welcome everyone it's
00:30:44great to have you all on board but I do want to warn you that there is lots of work to do we have
00:30:49a ways to go if we want to compete with Dorsey tech with Eric at the helm will always be one
00:30:55step ahead but Dorsey tech has already developed their own AI program that it's a trial version
00:31:04if they keep developing based on that model then then what then we won't have to lift a finger
00:31:20we used our experience on the trial version to build a next-gen AI neural net patching up the
00:31:27previous loopholes and weaknesses even if Dorsey tech analyzes the trial version framework and
00:31:32builds a brand new platform we'll still have the upper hand and if they keep building based on the
00:31:37old trial version then we can just sit back and watch them fail mark my words in this battle for
00:31:43dominance Hendrix tech is destined for victory I am again oh okay
00:32:02uh miss Hendrix come on we're all alone here call me Evelyn are you always this way towards
00:32:17people who are crushing on you crushing on me you still can't tell Eric I like you I felt this
00:32:30way since college you were the prettiest girl on campus I I didn't think you'd go for a guy
00:32:42like me I've never had my sights set on anyone else only you but you were so oblivious and when
00:32:51I finally got the courage to tell you how I felt you disappeared I went abroad to work on a top
00:32:59secret training project I know you've always been so brilliant back then I I made up my mind I was
00:33:09gonna be with you one day Evelyn and when I found it Hendrix tech I wanted to recruit you but that
00:33:20sneaky bastard Asher Dorsey he already had snatched you up I I see um so if I came closer
00:33:33to you now would you mind I should I should probably be going where are you gonna go you
00:33:53lost everything when you left Dorsey tech you kind of have nowhere to go now
00:33:58let's go go where I'm taking you home this is it from now until the AI project is finished
00:34:26you'll be staying with me for that long you sure that's a good idea I'm your boss remember it'll
00:34:35make it easier for me to supervise you where am I gonna sleep well I only have one bedroom so
00:34:48you're gonna have to share a bed with me no that's we probably shouldn't I'm messing with
00:34:58you my place is huge at least as big as wherever Dorsey had you come on I'll show you your room
00:35:04this is what you've got you're fucking useless sir the modeling framework we're working with
00:35:16is extremely complex we'll need at least another month to fully understand it a month not a chance
00:35:28I'm gonna give you three days and I want consistent progress reports sir if we have to rush things
00:35:34will be an increased risk for error then you have to work faster and smarter I'm giving you three
00:35:40days Eric mr. Dorsey how are things you dropped your keyboard Oh get back to work mr. Dorsey things
00:35:53are going great we'll be on stage two in three more days it's good to hear you know I knew I
00:35:59could trust you with this William update me on the AI project don't sweat it dad everything's
00:36:10going according to plan your father must be so proud of you keep it up once we hit the market
00:36:24I'll be sure to let my father know how valuable you've been to us that's exactly what I need who
00:36:28wants to be just department head if I can keep rising the ranks I'll be the next vice president
00:36:34of Dorsey tech mr. Dorsey my job is to put the plans of expert strategists like yourself into
00:36:41action I believe that if I were the vice president of this company I could do that even more
00:36:46effectively if this project does well I'll see what I could do for you really that's great thank you
00:36:52so much sir you're up
00:37:09come on you can keep staring at me over breakfast
00:37:22when you're done with breakfast it's straight to work got it good and when you're finished
00:37:49with your project I have a reward waiting
00:37:54all right team we have an important sprint coming up we have a lot to do and not a lot
00:38:13of time so let's get to business and some good news for you guys I've been in touch with the
00:38:20financing department and you will be receiving paid trips to an all-inclusive resort in Cancun
00:38:26once we wrap on top of that when we go public you will be receiving a bonus as well as a share in
00:38:36our product revenue here at Hendrix our employees are instrumental in our success and you will be
00:38:43treated as such we're ready to make it happen miss Hendrix oh amen miss Hendrix we will have
00:38:51good news for you soon yeah the news that we beat Dorsey tech and with Eric on our side we can't
00:38:56lose beat Dorsey beat Dorsey beat Dorsey beat Dorsey beat Dorsey
00:39:57sir I don't speak without my permission I give you a simple task and repeatedly you keep screwing
00:40:09it up how did you blockheads get this job working here anyway we have a whole AI framework that's
00:40:17just waiting to be used yet you keep twiddling your thumbs either you finish this by the deadline
00:40:24or you can get the fuck out is that clear yes sir dad didn't tell me this Eric guy had such a hot
00:40:32temper and didn't Eric say everything was going fine was I wrong to trust him
00:40:45mr. Dorsey what are you doing here tell me the truth we on track to make the deadline or not
00:40:51I can assure you we're doing fine we're just adding a few finishing touches so things are a
00:40:57bit hectic good well don't be afraid to ask any questions okay don't want any slip-ups got it
00:41:07all right darling not not now get me the reports
00:41:21let's see where you'd be without your daddy's money you little shit
00:41:25the fuck are you looking at get back to work and this time I want results
00:41:38misandrics I've just been informed that Dorsey tax next-gen AI platform is nearing completion
00:41:44it's just a matter of time before it hits the market really that fast well there's a cocktail
00:41:49party three days from now Dorsey's going to be there announcing their new product and pitching
00:41:53to investors they're taking things to the next level that William Dorsey is really milking
00:42:00all his connections if this goes well for them we're going to be in a difficult spot
00:42:03well that much is obvious but I don't good thing we're finished too what really why would I lie
00:42:12we've been right on pace with Dorsey this whole time plus the sooner they want to go public the
00:42:17easier it'll be for us why would it be better for us
00:42:23Evelyn remember what I told you when I first came on board
00:42:28but Dorsey tech has already developed their own AI program that it's a trial version
00:42:36if they keep developing based on that model then then what then we won't have to lift a finger
00:42:48huh
00:42:52hmm so what you're saying is that Dorsey tech has been building off of the trial version that
00:42:58you made it's the only way they could have built it so fast it's a rough draft with a whole mess
00:43:02of flaws I wouldn't make a second time Evelyn there's nothing for us to worry about that does
00:43:09make sense well then good thank you I'm grateful to you and the team for all your hard work
00:43:15tell everyone in the tech department that they can take the next three days off
00:43:19they'll need their rest before we bring product to market yes miss Hendricks
00:43:26this is a big day for us
00:43:31why don't we end it with a drink
00:43:36aren't you a lightweight
00:43:38ha ha ha who said that I can handle my liquor Eric
00:43:57I knew you could be fun I knew it I told you
00:44:01see that's why that last drink was a bad idea it was a good idea and I could have had at least two
00:44:09more yeah yeah no I'm you'd absolutely could definitely you think that you are wild okay
00:44:18no no very good we see how we pick it super easy
00:44:25super easy
00:44:30Eric and now do you believe I want a guy like you
00:44:39maybe you should go to a sober up
00:44:48I'm sober enough
00:44:51and what I want is you
00:45:07William we've been together for some time now
00:45:10and my feelings for you have only grown stronger by the day let's get married
00:45:20hey where are you everyone's out here celebrating and uh you're a no-show what a buzzkill
00:45:29I'm coming no that's all right you know everyone's everyone's leaving don't bother
00:45:39bye
00:45:43hey hey where'd you go I missed you
00:45:47oh it's fine he just had a bit too much to drink you know there is a killer martini spot
00:45:57right up the street oh I can get the bartender to whip up something special for you I'd like that
00:46:05oh you're so much hotter than that bitch Fernanda just a climber who hopped from her
00:46:09ex over to me and you know she's the kind of woman you throw some money at and then send her away
00:46:14that's who she is William how could you do this to me
00:46:21you know she she the funny thing is is she thinks I actually love her
00:46:26I bagged a hundred babes that are better than her she's delusional
00:46:32oh how pathetic probably just broke up with her boyfriend or something
00:46:37yeah who gives a shit you know I'm gonna break up with Fernandes soon too
00:46:41and I'll be waiting for you daddy oh shit
00:46:51god damn it what have I done
00:46:58it's going to be so awkward at work now and I didn't even get the chance to
00:47:03now and I didn't even get the chance to propose to William
00:47:09god damn it what have I done
00:47:15Eric
00:47:18it's so cold
00:47:21Eric
00:47:33okay
00:47:40it's fine I already saw everything last night anyway
00:47:49how do I look
00:47:54beautiful
00:47:57come on get up I have your suit ready too
00:48:00where are we going where else we're gonna go crash Dorsey Tech's little cocktail party
00:48:30what are you doing hiding over here I told you you're here as my girlfriend
00:48:38we have to look at the heart Mr. Dorsey with money like yours there must be plenty of other
00:48:45girlfriends you can call okay what's gotten into you want me to cut your salary or something
00:48:51because I could do that whatever just wait until I'm wasted drunk words are sober thoughts okay
00:49:00Mr. Dorsey oh let's have a toast thank you to winning over the investors and
00:49:06taking over the market by storm cheers cheers
00:49:13so
00:49:27oh
00:49:43well well well if it isn't that little rat I fired from Dorsey Tech
00:49:52Miss Hendricks see you've taken quite a liking to uh this loser idiot right here
00:49:59why wouldn't I like Eric he's a tech genius and the brains behind our new AI platform
00:50:06firing him was your loss
00:50:09okay thanks to Mr. Dorsey's leadership and my fearless efforts Dorsey Tech AI platform is now
00:50:16reaching the market you talk a big game but the only reason why you're here is to ride our coattails
00:50:25so what's uh really funny about that is that we're about to release our own AI platform
00:50:34oh is that so well you frauds don't have a shot against us how much overtime did you use
00:50:41to make a platform that no one's gonna use burn dude you hear that yeah I would say our monopoly
00:50:49on the tech industry is secure so Miss Hendricks why don't you go on that little love train
00:50:55straight to bankruptcy we'll see which product no one wants to use oh
00:51:02no one wants to use oh Jesus Eric didn't we like just break up look at you
00:51:10I already head over heels for another woman
00:51:15excuse me what's up talk to me um do you have any idea where I am what uh the server crashed
00:51:27okay yep okay yep um what the f**k server crashed I'll make a call yeah make a call it'll be fixed
00:51:36in a minute yeah that's um wow he's got it yeah yeah he's got it use the amelioration algorithm
00:51:45yes do it amelioration algorithm that's what I call the code I saved in my tablet but it's
00:51:52only for emergencies it won't solve the core problem wait did Eric steal my tablet another
00:51:58server crash huh if your systems are so unpredictable you sure people are gonna trust
00:52:04your new product uh yeah this doesn't concern you at all uh what's up man we figured out
00:52:12yeah got it fixed no big deal no big deal
00:52:16wait did you just say the company's server crash is no big deal this is an internal affair
00:52:23internal and you were driven out so I would keep your mouth shut the amelioration algorithm is for
00:52:31emergencies only it won't address the core issue so the concurrency bug will just lead to more data
00:52:36corruption and more system crashes is such a noob mistake if you understood code you'd know that
00:52:44you'd know that oh my god if you would understand code you wouldn't dude like seriously do you hear
00:52:49yourself what do you know take your bullshit theories somewhere else please man right what
00:52:57do I know I wrote the amelioration algorithm what did you just say
00:53:07I wrote the amelioration algorithm I'm in HR and the boss still didn't tell me about the
00:53:12mysterious tech genius he hired was it really Eric all along oh what have I done shut up what
00:53:20Mr. Dorsey you can't believe a word they say they are our competitors right believe whatever you want
00:53:28what a dumpster fire let's go honey yeah oh my god did you just call him honey
00:53:37yeah so back when I recruited Eric I made the terms very clear I told him he could have whatever
00:53:44he wanted including me I'm not like some people ignoring talents and abusing their trust what
00:53:55I have an image to maintain
00:53:59yes of course
00:54:06so what you're saying is it's not that I don't respect Hendrix tech Dorsey is less an investment
00:54:17risk and they have greater potential I can't justify choosing your product over theirs Mr.
00:54:22Brown we're a risk worth taking once you see our AI platform I guarantee you'll want to reconsider
00:54:31bravo bravo it was quite an inspiring sales pitch
00:54:38you must be Mr. Dorsey's son it's a great pleasure
00:54:42Miss Hendrix and I were just having a little chat naturally I'll still be investing in Dorsey tech
00:54:47yeah so um if you're here chasing investments I would suggest you just give up and go home
00:54:53with us here you won't get a rent cent from these guys that's right over 90 percent of the guests
00:54:59here have already invested in our new AI tech program best get out while you still can I'm
00:55:07afraid they're right we've already spent our investment money in promoting Dorsey's new AI
00:55:11platform so and I can assure you that any investment you've made will not be wasted
00:55:18and your money will be paid back in tenfold at Dorsey tech we treat our partners like family
00:55:23and that's why we love doing business with you if I were here I'd cut my losses and
00:55:28take my leave get out unless you also want to invest in Dorsey tech
00:55:39hey let the jerks have their fun they won't be laughing for too much longer
00:55:43it sounds like a plan
00:56:02Miss Hendrix didn't you just tell us to get lost I didn't want to find Mr. Dorsey back there it was
00:56:09all an act well that sounds professional then what do you want Miss Hendrix investors know to
00:56:16hedge their bets what Hendrix tech is doing is impressive and I want to offer my help
00:56:24I know you need funds to promote your products and I want to assist with that
00:56:28but we need to sign a contract first no way am I signing a contract with you
00:56:34at least hear the terms if your AI product tops Dorsey techs you pay nothing if they win
00:56:42you pay everything back what do you say that's a lot of money we're talking about
00:56:48well it's definitely risky but I trust Eric Mr. Brown we accept your offer
00:56:57today Dorsey Tech's highly anticipated artificial intelligence platform AI plus was released in the
00:57:09United States on its first day AI plus has already gained more than 10 million users
00:57:15completely eclipsing the efforts of their chief competitor Hendrix Tech
00:57:18which also launched their new platform AI King on the same day
00:57:23everyone Hendrix has guts I'll give her that but dropping her new product on the same day as us
00:57:28that is career suicide let's get to the office Griffin yes sir
00:57:43relax Mr. Dorsey Hendrix Tech is no threat yeah I know remember when you said
00:57:49yeah I know remember when you said that if this project went well you'd promote me to vice president
00:57:56yeah I remember but AI plus has just barely hit the market we can't even call it a success yet
00:58:02right true yeah
00:58:08I have news talk to me
00:58:13the bad news is that Hendrix Tech AI platform is much more impressive than we thought
00:58:17the good news is that their consumer numbers are nowhere close to ours
00:58:22okay uh all right I'll take it I'll take it like I said we're unbeatable come on let's celebrate no
00:58:30no not yet how did Hendrix Tech even get that product out in that timeline I mean they got
00:58:36started much later than we did I heard from a source at their company that their lead engineer
00:58:41is highly skilled lead engineer Eric I thought he was supposed to be a nobody right
00:58:56just dad what's up William I'm on my way to the office to congratulate you and Eric
00:59:03oh uh got it
00:59:07the boss is coming we can talk to him about my promotion
00:59:10shit guys this isn't good
00:59:13what what is it now our AI platform and company server have both crashed
00:59:18what the fuck right every time
00:59:23seriously god damn dude
00:59:27what the fuck is going on Mr. Martin the AI platform just crashed out of nowhere
00:59:31brought the whole server down along with it then don't just sit around like an idiot fix it sir
00:59:37this is an issue with the system's core framework we didn't build that what do you mean you didn't
00:59:41build it we're using the same framework that Eric built before he left Eric the guy I fired
00:59:45yeah Eric with the k e r i k you took credit for someone else's work you lied to me
00:59:54work you lied to me Mr. Dorsey let me explain no there is no time for explanation why didn't
01:00:01you rebuild the core framework Mr. Dorsey we need to focus on getting the company server
01:00:05up and running our users trust depends on it speak what happened to the company server
01:00:10sir he was the one I didn't do shit shut your mouth go the solution he used the amelioration
01:00:17algorithm after the last two crashes it's not designed as a long-term solution to the serious
01:00:21concurrency bug in the code every time that bug is reproduced it leads to more serious corruption
01:00:26it's been a ticking time bomb ever since this time the AI platform went down brought the whole
01:00:31server down along with it it's completely unfixable this was all your fault William
01:00:40all of our users are switching over to Hendrix tech AI platform what should we do how the fuck
01:00:45am I supposed to know
01:00:52Mr. Dorsey what on earth is going on I'm not going to let you assholes drag me down like this
01:00:56look sir I I can explain I'm sorry okay it's got to be fixed I have billions of dollars invested
01:01:02in you damn it I'm going to make sure the whole industry knows about this scandal Dorsey tech is
01:01:06finished
01:01:14500,000 we just passed 500,000 you guys 98 99 1 million
01:01:21oh my god
01:01:32hey hey it's still going up it's still going up fuck fuck fuck this is all your fault this is all
01:01:40your fault Mr. Dorsey fuck I wanted to help you I was trying to help the company I've had enough
01:01:48of your bullshit you fired half the bloody tech departments what was I supposed to do
01:01:53and you gave us impossible deadlines no no no don't make this about me I get it now you're
01:01:58using my promotion as bait you were never going to make me VP you want your job or not is that
01:02:04a threat fire me do it you think I won't if Eric leaves so do I me too see when you fired everyone
01:02:16I replaced them with my people go ahead fire me you'll clear out your whole tech department
01:02:24you will sink Dorsey tech you were never the prize tech genius at Dorsey tech
01:02:29you were the slacker my father warned me about
01:02:33William
01:02:37William
01:02:41I'm ashamed to call you my son
01:02:44what the hell have you done to my company dad uh I'm sorry I'm not here for apologies
01:02:56the hell is this idiot doing here I thought you fired him where's Eric uh dad dad I fired Eric
01:03:05dad I fired Eric you fired him um what was that was that a mistake
01:03:15dad are you okay hey is it are you okay
01:03:20I busted my fucking balls to get Eric to Dorsey tech he was the backbone behind this company
01:03:29and what did you do you fired him so um it was Eric with a K all along oh I fucked up
01:03:40god I fucked up where is Eric now I will get down on my knees and begging him to come back
01:03:49um Eric is at uh Hendrix tech you are a sorry excuse for a son you destroyed my company
01:04:07sir bad news it appears that the server crash was just the beginning what's going on the crash
01:04:14also affected our automobile software there have been at least 30
01:04:18car accidents across the U.S. uh like six people have died
01:04:30no no this isn't my fault it was Eric's fault Eric with the K it was his code that was faulty
01:04:37no that's fucking bullshit I fired him before that happened but I stumbled upon his tablet
01:04:41and the code that he wrote I'm only guilty of using his work everything else was his fault
01:04:49I wrote the amelioration algorithm god it mistook the genius for the loser
01:04:55I'm not going down like this Dorsey tech ain't finished yet not finished yet Griffin
01:05:04take this man to the police if Dorsey tech goes under he'll have to pay for this yes sir
01:05:11uh
01:05:33Mr. Brown looks like your contract worked in our favor so we will not be returning the five billion
01:05:39dollars you invested and again thank you for your generosity wait do I at least deserve some
01:05:45dividends I'm sorry Mr. Brown but the terms you insisted on were very clear we beat Dorsey tech
01:05:52so we owe you nothing which includes any dividends you might have otherwise received
01:05:57no no more buts goodbye Mr. Brown
01:06:09tonight I'll give you that reward I was telling you
01:06:15I'm sure it'll be very special you have no idea Eric
01:06:22I know I messed up before it's all over for Dorsey tech now
01:06:30is there anything you could do to help me what the hell are you doing grabbing my boyfriend
01:06:38boyfriend that's right I'm his girlfriend now we're living together and we're getting married
01:06:45soon too but you you you can't no it's not possible he was mine first you dumped him and
01:06:56you treated him like trash it's a little late for you to come crawling back guys can we
01:07:15go you're hot when you're bossy you like yeah Eric what
01:07:27Eric what is it now
01:07:29Eric you know how much I've done for you Dorsey tech is in dire straits
01:07:47we need your help Mr. Dorsey all those things you gave me
01:07:52I returned when your son accused me of hacking the company server and demanding compensation
01:07:59oh has he not told you now that that is not how it went down at all it was that dirt bag
01:08:06Eric with the C who went behind my back and got me all mixed up oh yeah well your little mix-up
01:08:12made me lose everything I had including my career did it feel good to make me the scapegoat for your
01:08:19mistake Eric I am really sorry I don't want your fake apology and I'm not coming back to you
01:08:30so would you please leave our office
01:08:33now would you please leave our office we wish Dorsey tech the very best
01:08:45so
01:09:02you fucking doomed us son you doomed Dorsey tech
01:09:07oh dad dad dad dad dad dad
01:09:20so you're really not gonna help them they're the ones who fired me now they have to live with the
01:09:27outcome not to the sweet taste of victory to the sweet taste of victory
01:09:36you