- 5/23/2025
Sisters Kate and Megan attend their local wedding fair they jokingly enter a dream wedding package even though they are not getting married. Surprise the sisters win and now must put on a show or be mortified by their champagne decisions.
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00:00:00Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the annual Calgary Wedding Fair.
00:00:04Please visit all the fabulous vendors who will give you lots of great ideas for your wedding.
00:00:09And you'll want to stick around for our bridal fashion show right here in the main concourse.
00:00:14Come see the latest bridal fashions and trends. You won't want to miss it.
00:00:18Of course, don't forget to enter our draw sponsored by Calgary Modern Wedding Magazine.
00:00:24I'm Bob Hines and I'm the editor.
00:00:27One lucky bride and groom will win a $100,000 dream wedding.
00:00:31So fill out your ballots because we'll be announcing the winner right after the fashion show.
00:00:35Best of luck to all of you.
00:00:39And fellas, don't forget, your lovely lady is shopping here today for you.
00:00:44She wants to look good for you.
00:00:46And a happy wife is a happy life.
00:00:49So it's not just ladies here today.
00:00:51There's ladies, there's men, there's everyone, and there's champagne for all.
00:00:56Oh my gosh, Katie, this is beautiful.
00:00:58Look at this.
00:01:02Champagne scented rose petals.
00:01:05Oh, great idea.
00:01:07Perfect smell for a hangover.
00:01:09We have a special on faux rose petals.
00:01:12So plastic, nobody can tell.
00:01:15Oh, well talk to my sister. She's getting married, not me.
00:01:18Oh, I know, dear. I can tell.
00:01:20We also hand dip the chapel flowers to match your hair color.
00:01:26Oh, we're just having a simple quickie wedding.
00:01:28My fiance is from Australia, so he's got to go back.
00:01:32Last week.
00:01:34Oh, I know.
00:01:36I know, we're getting married in two weeks.
00:01:38And then living in Australia.
00:01:40It's all so exciting.
00:01:42Right, Kate?
00:01:44Planet Earth, Kate Wilde.
00:01:47Oh, sorry, I was just looking around.
00:01:50Are these fake?
00:01:52Faux, not fake.
00:01:54Oh my gosh.
00:01:56They're so soft.
00:01:58Both my younger sisters got married before me, dear, so I know how you feel.
00:02:03Right.
00:02:05Yes.
00:02:07Is that champagne?
00:02:09Oh, yes. It's delicious and it's free.
00:02:11Let's go get more.
00:02:18The only way to know if someone sent from above.
00:02:24If a bell rings, it must be love.
00:02:31If only one sweet face can make your poor heart sing.
00:02:36What's this?
00:02:38That's nice. You want like a silky one?
00:02:40Thank you. I love this.
00:02:43Beautiful.
00:02:45Oh my gosh, you look stunning.
00:02:47Do I?
00:02:49I thought you liked it.
00:02:51I love it.
00:02:53Yeah.
00:02:57You're welcome.
00:02:59Can I get a photo?
00:03:01It makes a big heart.
00:03:03Yeah, I love it.
00:03:05Like it?
00:03:07Yes.
00:03:09What happened to you?
00:03:11Oh, wow.
00:03:13You're so smart.
00:03:21That's so cool.
00:03:23Wow.
00:03:25I like that a lot.
00:03:27What the hell?
00:03:29Oh my gosh.
00:03:31You're so beautiful.
00:03:33Oh, that's pretty.
00:03:35Oh, that is beautiful.
00:03:39This is so beautiful.
00:03:41It's kind of moody.
00:03:43I like it.
00:04:11Yeah, just one more.
00:04:13Okay.
00:04:17All right, there it is.
00:04:19Okay, so, I don't know.
00:04:21Maybe you want to get married near the Eiffel Tower.
00:04:23Oh.
00:04:25Maybe you need something a little more gnarly, right?
00:04:29Hawaii.
00:04:31Oh, yeah.
00:04:33I can marry you anywhere in the world, really.
00:04:35I mean, if reality is not good enough for your wedding,
00:04:37just call me.
00:04:39Well, actually, it's just my sister getting married, not me.
00:04:41Are you sure about that?
00:04:43Hmm.
00:04:45I don't know.
00:04:47You know what? I'll even throw in the lucky guy.
00:04:49Oh.
00:04:51You and Jeff look great together.
00:04:53We met at a coffee shop.
00:04:55Do you know him?
00:04:57Is he single?
00:04:59Megs.
00:05:01Oh, I'm just kidding.
00:05:03But you actually do know him?
00:05:05Nah, I got him off the net.
00:05:07I mean, but he looks like a Jeff, right?
00:05:09He's got some beautiful names like Lorelai,
00:05:11or Vanessa, or Megan, or Kate.
00:05:17Hey, have you entered the draw?
00:05:21No, I haven't.
00:05:23But I did see this sign at the front door.
00:05:25Sorry.
00:05:27Eager bride.
00:05:33Oh, Megs, this is for our wedding in June.
00:05:35You'll be gone by then.
00:05:37But you won't.
00:05:39What? No, no, no, no, no.
00:05:41Good luck.
00:05:43You didn't.
00:05:45Yep.
00:05:47That's crazy. I don't even have a boyfriend.
00:05:49Well, you better find one fast.
00:05:51Wedding's in June.
00:05:53Katie, chill. What's the big whoopity-doo?
00:05:55What if I win?
00:05:57Then you get, like, a lot of cool stuff.
00:05:59Look, massages, pedicures, trips.
00:06:01Heck, half this stuff isn't even for weddings.
00:06:03Uh, diamond rings, floral arrangements,
00:06:05and a custom wedding dress.
00:06:07The other half is.
00:06:09Ugh, Katie, there's, like, a thousand names in there.
00:06:11Relax.
00:06:13Ugh.
00:06:15Hey!
00:06:17Hey!
00:06:19Hey!
00:06:21Hey!
00:06:23Hey!
00:06:25Hey!
00:06:27Hey!
00:06:29Hey!
00:06:31Hey!
00:06:33Hey!
00:06:35Hey!
00:06:37Hey!
00:06:39Hey!
00:06:41Hey!
00:06:43Hey!
00:06:45Hey!
00:06:47Give us a hug.
00:06:49Oh!
00:06:51Hey!
00:06:53Hey!
00:06:55Hey!
00:06:57Come here!
00:06:59Huh?
00:07:01Here's a hug!
00:07:03Yeah, I mean...
00:07:05Hey!
00:07:07Hey!
00:07:09Hey!
00:07:11Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome.
00:07:35I'm Bob Hines, and I'm the editor of Calgary Modern Marriage Magazine.
00:07:40And it's time for a lucky lady to win her dream wedding.
00:07:44Let's see who it is.
00:07:50You are crazy.
00:07:59And the winner of the $100,000 dream wedding is Kate Wilde.
00:08:05Kate Wilde, is that you?
00:08:09You're in your debt.
00:08:11Kate Wilde, you have to be here to win, dear.
00:08:17Kate Wilde?
00:08:20Well, it's a big building.
00:08:23I'll just give her a call and see if she's here.
00:08:27I have to. I said to.
00:08:30I'm going to kill you.
00:08:31I swear nobody will find your body.
00:08:33And no jury would convict me.
00:08:35It's a big day for Kate Wilde.
00:08:40Kate Wilde, is that you?
00:08:43Come on up here.
00:08:44Claim your prize.
00:08:46Ladies and gentlemen, Kate Wilde, the winner of the $100,000 dream wedding.
00:08:51You won!
00:08:52She won!
00:08:54No, no.
00:08:55There's been some kind of mistake.
00:08:57No.
00:08:58No, no.
00:08:59Do you know what?
00:09:00We're just going to have a little chit-chat.
00:09:02Thank you very much.
00:09:06Must be wedding nerves.
00:09:07She'll be right up here in a moment, folks.
00:09:09$100,000.
00:09:10Dream wedding.
00:09:11Kate Wilde.
00:09:12Isn't it?
00:09:17Nix, what are you doing?
00:09:18I can't accept this.
00:09:20Sure you can.
00:09:21You won.
00:09:22Fair and square.
00:09:23They picked you.
00:09:24I'm not getting married.
00:09:26So?
00:09:27Only you and I know that.
00:09:28Look, do you see any TV crews?
00:09:30Paparazzi?
00:09:31Outside of this building, nobody knows.
00:09:33And nobody cares.
00:09:35Look, not even these businesses care who win.
00:09:37They're just doing this for publicity and advertising.
00:09:41Excuse me, Kate Wilde.
00:09:42They're ready for you.
00:09:44Is everything okay?
00:09:46No, it's not.
00:09:47Yes, yes.
00:09:48Everything's fine.
00:09:49She's just a little shy.
00:09:51Could you just give us one more minute?
00:09:53Okay.
00:09:54Yeah, thanks.
00:09:56Katie, the next couple months, what are you going to do?
00:10:00Well, work?
00:10:01No, no.
00:10:02I mean, to meet people.
00:10:03Specifically, single men type people.
00:10:06Office parties, bars, Craigslist.
00:10:09What?
00:10:10Okay, fine.
00:10:11What about just going out on the town and getting pampered and waxed and massaged?
00:10:15New clothes, new look, $100,000 new you.
00:10:19How does that sound?
00:10:20What about the other women?
00:10:22The real brides?
00:10:23Who's to say by June you won't be a real bride?
00:10:26Uh, history, logic, reality.
00:10:28Make it happen.
00:10:29Look, we're being proactive.
00:10:31Make it happen.
00:10:33Okay, fine.
00:10:34Then do it for me.
00:10:35Look, I'm not going to see you for a really long time.
00:10:38Katie, this is a gift from God.
00:10:41We could do all of this fantastic stuff together.
00:10:46God, Katie, for once in your life, don't be sensible.
00:10:49Live it up.
00:10:51You could meet more people and have more fun than you've had in forever.
00:10:59Okay, but you're forgetting something.
00:11:01What?
00:11:02The wedding.
00:11:0450% of the bride and groom thing, it's missing.
00:11:07Well, you just break up.
00:11:11With who?
00:11:14Raoul.
00:11:16Raoul?
00:11:17Raoul, Ted, Fred.
00:11:19It doesn't really matter.
00:11:20You just say that your guy gets cold feet.
00:11:23My darling Kate, it's not you, it's me.
00:11:27I'm just not quite ready to commit, but I hope in timeā
00:11:31Kate, spare me.
00:11:32I know the drill.
00:11:34Okay, I am crazy to even think this, but maybe the day after you leave, I could call them and tell them that the wedding is off and they'll have time to find a real bride.
00:11:50Yeah.
00:11:51Go, Katie.
00:11:52Go, Katie.
00:11:53You are insane.
00:11:54I am insane for listening.
00:11:56Yeah, it runs in the family.
00:11:58Look, Katie, you're doing this.
00:12:01If you don't, you're going to regret it for your entire life.
00:12:05Oh, I already regret it.
00:12:07No more talk.
00:12:08Come on, let's go.
00:12:09Let's go.
00:12:21Kate Wilde has won a $100,000 dream wedding, and she just has to come up and get her prize.
00:12:31Come on up, Kate.
00:12:32We're back.
00:12:33Sorry, everyone.
00:12:34New bride nerves.
00:12:35You know how it is.
00:12:36Kate, are you here?
00:12:37Ladies and gentlemen, our winner, Kate Wilde.
00:12:42Congratulations.
00:12:48Welcome.
00:12:49Welcome, and congratulations on winning a $100,000 dream wedding just for you.
00:12:56Yes.
00:12:57Sorry, she's a little shy.
00:12:58I am Kate's sister, and I will be accepting on her behalf.
00:13:02So, thank you.
00:13:05Very nice of you.
00:13:06A bridesmaid.
00:13:07Yeah.
00:13:08Yep, I sure am.
00:13:09Look, we're in a bit of a hurry.
00:13:11Yes, I saw that.
00:13:12I saw that.
00:13:13I saw your rush off there.
00:13:14Now, Kate, it almost looked like you did not want to win this contest, but that can't be right.
00:13:19So, tell me, Kate, is your wonderful fiancƩ here with you today?
00:13:23No, no.
00:13:26You know men.
00:13:27They'd rather have dental surgery than be dragged to this place.
00:13:30My own fiancƩ refused to come.
00:13:33Oh, so you're getting married as well.
00:13:35Yes.
00:13:36Yes, I am.
00:13:38To propose last week.
00:13:40Oh, that's wonderful.
00:13:41Congratulations to you both.
00:13:42Now, Kate, I'm sure you'd love to have your fiancƩ standing right next to you on this special day.
00:13:46Why don't we give him a call and explain to him all the wonderful things that have happened to you?
00:13:50No.
00:13:51No?
00:13:52No.
00:13:53No, we can't.
00:13:54He is in Mexico.
00:13:58Mexico?
00:13:59Yes, way up in the mountains.
00:14:01Oh, the mountains.
00:14:02By the ocean, yes.
00:14:04And there's no cell phones there.
00:14:06Heck, there's not even internet.
00:14:08He's a doctor.
00:14:09A doctor, a doctor.
00:14:10And he also builds homes for the poor.
00:14:14Anyway, we really have to go, so if we could just get...
00:14:17Builds homes for the poor in Mexico.
00:14:20Ladies and gentlemen, I ask you.
00:14:24You must be so proud of him.
00:14:26She is.
00:14:27She really, really is.
00:14:28She just can't stop talking about him, except for right now.
00:14:31So, we just gotta...
00:14:33What's his name?
00:14:36Raul.
00:14:37Raul.
00:14:38Raul.
00:14:39Raul.
00:14:40Yes, um, Raul DiCredenza.
00:14:44DiCredenza.
00:14:45DiCredenza.
00:14:46Yes, 6'4".
00:14:47He lies.
00:14:48Great bud.
00:14:49Sounds lovely.
00:14:50Anyway, we are actually on our way to the airport.
00:14:53We've gotta go get him.
00:14:54Andy, would you come up and take a couple of photographs of our winner, please, and her sister?
00:14:57Yes.
00:14:58How exciting.
00:14:59Cheers.
00:15:00Cheers.
00:15:01Hi.
00:15:02All right, right there, and smile.
00:15:03Smile.
00:15:04Yeah, there.
00:15:05Yeah.
00:15:06There it is.
00:15:07There it is.
00:15:08All right, well, congratulations.
00:15:09Kenny, go get the car.
00:15:10Hi.
00:15:11Hi.
00:15:12I just need this.
00:15:13We need to get to the airport.
00:15:14Oh, please, allow us to take you to the airport.
00:15:15No.
00:15:16Please, we have a stretch limousine at your disposal.
00:15:17A what?
00:15:18Stretch limo.
00:15:19A limo.
00:15:20A limo.
00:15:21Yes.
00:15:22Yeah.
00:15:23Actually, we could just take a couple more pictures.
00:15:24A couple more pictures.
00:15:25Andy, if you would.
00:15:26All right.
00:15:27Yeah, not a problem.
00:15:28All right.
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00:15:45All right.
00:15:46Yeah, not a problem.
00:15:47You know the drill.
00:15:48Head into the lens.
00:15:49And then the smile thing again.
00:15:50Yeah.
00:15:51Say I love weddings.
00:15:52I love weddings.
00:15:53I love weddings.
00:15:54Stretch limo, baby.
00:15:55Every Sunday until the big day.
00:15:56You mean our court date?
00:15:57When we get sued.
00:15:58What do you mean, a we, stranger?
00:15:59I've been carjacked.
00:16:00Taken hostage.
00:16:01I can't believe I let you talk me into this.
00:16:04Oh, yes.
00:16:05A limo.
00:16:06Champagne.
00:16:07You poor thing.
00:16:09I swear I am an only child.
00:16:11You must have been adopted by some depressed Swedish Puritans or something.
00:16:15Mom, dad, my friends.
00:16:17Oh, Kate, nobody knows except for you and I.
00:16:20And even if someone does find out, what's the big deal?
00:16:23You won a big prize at the wedding fair.
00:16:25Yeah, a wedding.
00:16:26Usually that involves two people.
00:16:29Ooh.
00:16:30Let's have lunch at Le Gevroche.
00:16:34French food, Kate.
00:16:35We're going to eat French food.
00:16:39Oh, I am so having this.
00:16:42What is it?
00:16:44I have no idea, but it's a hundred bucks, so.
00:16:46It must be good.
00:16:47Oh, you and Dave go.
00:16:48We can't.
00:16:50You have to be there.
00:16:51You're the bride, remember?
00:16:53I'll be there.
00:16:54I'll be there.
00:16:55You have to be there.
00:16:56You're the bride, remember?
00:17:04We're here.
00:17:07Uh, where?
00:17:09The airport.
00:17:13Right.
00:17:26First time in a limo and nobody we know sees us.
00:17:29Oh, thank God.
00:17:30Need help with anything?
00:17:31Uh, yeah.
00:17:32Actually, you can just take us back.
00:17:34Take you back?
00:17:35I'm sorry.
00:17:36No, no, thank you so much for the ride.
00:17:38We're okay.
00:17:39Yes, thank you.
00:17:40It was lovely.
00:17:41Um, we'll see you next Sunday, right?
00:17:44Hey, what are you doing in June?
00:17:46Sorry.
00:17:47She was dropped on her head as a baby.
00:17:50You know, maybe stuck up working a toaster at one point.
00:17:52Anyway, thank you so much.
00:17:54It was beautiful.
00:17:55You take care now.
00:17:56We've got to catch our flight.
00:17:58Our bags are in there with our fiancƩ, that's fine.
00:18:01Take care now.
00:18:09Okay, we have had our fun.
00:18:13Uh, no.
00:18:14We are just getting started.
00:18:16No, we are not.
00:18:17We are going home.
00:18:18Wait, weren't you supposed to meet Dave after the fair?
00:18:21Oh my gosh, with everything going on, I totally forgot.
00:18:25Come on.
00:18:30Hello?
00:18:31Hi.
00:18:32Uh, we're at the airport.
00:18:34You're where?
00:18:35At the airport.
00:18:37Um, we don't have our car.
00:18:39It's kind of a long story.
00:18:40Megan, I'm at the consulate.
00:18:42You need to be here with me.
00:18:44Crikey, we've got like a million things to do and you've got to the bloody airport.
00:18:48Where's your car?
00:18:50At the fair.
00:18:52We drove here in a stretch limo.
00:18:54It was fantastic.
00:18:55I don't give a rat's back...
00:18:56I don't give a rat's backside if flying dingoes took you.
00:18:59Megan, you've got to be more responsible.
00:19:02Just...
00:19:03Just get here as fast as you can.
00:19:05Okay.
00:19:06Bye.
00:19:07I love you.
00:19:11Uh, we need two taxis.
00:19:13I've got to go to the consulate.
00:19:14Passport and stuff.
00:19:16You okay?
00:19:18Just stressed.
00:19:20The wedding.
00:19:21The trip.
00:19:23We've fought more in the past six days than we have in the entire six months.
00:19:27God.
00:19:28Sixty million men in this country and I marry an Australian.
00:19:33But, I'm glad we won this thing.
00:19:36It was fun today, huh?
00:19:38Raul de Firenza?
00:19:40De Credenza.
00:19:42Raul de Credenza.
00:19:44Six-four. Blue eyes.
00:19:45Yeah, funds the steal. I know.
00:19:47You are a nut.
00:19:48Why couldn't you run with John Smith?
00:19:50That name they can't check up on.
00:19:52Uh, who? The wedding cops?
00:19:53Look, nobody cares, Kate.
00:19:55In two weeks, you and Dave will be split up and it's over.
00:19:59Aww.
00:20:00What? It was a good idea.
00:20:01No, Meg. You said Dave, not Raul.
00:20:04Ugh. Nobody cares what you call your fake husband.
00:20:07The next two weeks, sis, you and me are going to bump it like a trumpet.
00:20:11Am I right?
00:20:12Ugh.
00:20:14Look, relax.
00:20:16Nobody knows but us, okay? And I'm not going to tell Sol.
00:20:20Unless we get caught.
00:20:21Then I talk.
00:20:22Oh.
00:20:24I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
00:20:26Look, I'll call you when I'm done, okay?
00:20:28And tomorrow, first thing, we're going to the spa.
00:20:32Maybe the day after you leave, I could call them and tell them that the wedding is off
00:20:39and they'll have time to find a real bride.
00:20:42Uh, yeah.
00:21:01I know.
00:21:31Okay.
00:22:02That's perfect.
00:22:22Feeling better?
00:22:23Less paranoid?
00:22:25Kinda.
00:22:26Yeah.
00:22:28Good.
00:22:29I was worried you'd enter into a witness relocation program.
00:22:38Again.
00:22:39Oh. Oh.
00:22:41Congratulations.
00:22:43It is a shame that your fiancƩ couldn't join us.
00:22:46So.
00:22:48Will you guys be ready to order?
00:22:50Um, I'm making you go.
00:22:52Hello?
00:22:53Is this Kate Wells?
00:22:55Uh, yep. Speaking.
00:22:57Hi, Kate.
00:22:58It's Bob Hines, editor of Calgary Modern Wedding Magazine.
00:23:03You must remember me. We met yesterday.
00:23:06Uh, yes. Yes.
00:23:09Have you used any of your prizes yet?
00:23:11Don't touch the wine.
00:23:13What's wrong?
00:23:14It's the wedding fare that you found out.
00:23:16Uh, Mr. Hines, I'll pay it all back. Every penny. Even for the wine.
00:23:20I'm sorry. You know, I've been drinking. I wasn't thinking.
00:23:24Please forgive me.
00:23:25I'll deal with this later.
00:23:26Mr. Hines?
00:23:27Hello, Kate. Kate?
00:23:29I'm sorry. It's just the madhouse here today.
00:23:31Now, Kate, we're going to need photographs of you and Raoul.
00:23:34As far as you're an issue,
00:23:36though Andy Swenson is going to be the photographer, he'll take the shots.
00:23:39And I certainly hope you're enjoying your gifts.
00:23:41Kate, we're fine, I know.
00:23:42No, I have to tell him.
00:23:44Mr. Hines, let me.
00:23:46Hey!
00:23:47Hi, this is Megan, Kate's sister.
00:23:50Do you always speak for Kate?
00:23:52Yes, I do.
00:23:53Look, we'll get you those pictures, but we've got to go. Bye.
00:23:56Okay.
00:23:58Charming lady.
00:24:00What are you doing? Give me that.
00:24:02No, Kate, we're fine. They don't know.
00:24:05They will soon. Give me that.
00:24:07No, Kate, look, they just want pictures of you and some guy.
00:24:10What's the big deal?
00:24:12You guys are going to be broken up anyway by the time the magazine comes out.
00:24:14They'll just pull the photo.
00:24:16Uh, what photo? And what guy?
00:24:19Any photo of you and any guy.
00:24:22Dave. Dave will do it.
00:24:25What?
00:24:26He's tall, he's good looking, he's got a great butt.
00:24:30Megs, what do we tell him, huh?
00:24:32How do we explain to him that he's posing for wedding photos with me?
00:24:37Megan.
00:24:39Oh my gosh, he already knows. You already told him.
00:24:43Oh, Katie, I'm sorry. I had to tell him. He was so mad at me yesterday.
00:24:47Look, you should see our past.
00:24:48We were both so upset. We look horrible.
00:24:55You know, these past couple of days, I don't know if I'm doing the right thing.
00:24:58Megan, he loves you and you love him.
00:25:02I know, I know.
00:25:05It's just with him proposing and me leaving, it's just all happening so fast.
00:25:10And, God, in two weeks, I'm going to be in a whole different place.
00:25:13It's just all happening so fast.
00:25:15And, God, in two weeks, I'm going to be in a whole different country.
00:25:19With a husband. And without Mom. Without Dad.
00:25:23Without my big sister.
00:25:26Oh, I'm such a baby. I can't stand it.
00:25:29No, no, no. You're actually very brave.
00:25:32I'm the one who's backed out twice.
00:25:34Heck, look at me now. I can't even go through with a fake wedding.
00:25:38Did you tell anyone else?
00:25:40Hm?
00:25:41Megs.
00:25:43What, is it all over your Facebook?
00:25:45No, no, no. It's just one little email to Vicky.
00:25:51I swore to her, complete and total secrecy.
00:25:54I can hear a hundred Twitters spreading the news.
00:25:57Um, no, Kate, that's so not happening.
00:26:00Look, Dave and I will come to your work tomorrow and we'll take some pictures of you guys.
00:26:04No.
00:26:05No, and we'll take some pictures of you guys.
00:26:07Nuh-uh. They want the photographer from the wedding fair. You know, the guy with the beard.
00:26:11Alright, sure. We'll do it.
00:26:14You and Dave should totally have a fight.
00:26:17You know, like a little argument. That way it sort of sets the seeds for the eventual breakup.
00:26:21Huh? What do you think?
00:26:23I think we're both going to be wearing straight jackets soon.
00:26:26Oh, Kate. It's just 13 more days and then ...
00:26:30Uh, I'm sorry. I've got frozen female feet. Wedding's off. Bye.
00:26:34Give me that.
00:26:38Where's our waiter?
00:26:40I'm hungry.
00:26:53Hey, guys.
00:26:55Hey, doll and wife.
00:26:57Oh, yeah. Look, thanks for doing this.
00:26:59I know it seems crazy, but Megan talked me into it.
00:27:01Me too. I was going to refuse, but then it dawned on me. I think it's just my workout.
00:27:07Ugh.
00:27:09Oi, crikey. I'm not even bloody well married yet.
00:27:12Alright, we should get going. I only have an hour.
00:27:14Katherine. Sorry. Excuse me. Before you go, these rental contracts ...
00:27:18What about them?
00:27:20Oh, you see, there's an important disclosure failure here.
00:27:22Uh, your wedding ...
00:27:24Surprise!
00:27:26What are you talking about?
00:27:28Oh, my God.
00:27:29And you must be the lucky man.
00:27:31Uh, am I?
00:27:33Speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech.
00:27:37Um, listen. Guys, this is very nice of you, but you didn't have to do this, because I ...
00:27:42Oh, we know. I mean, what could we possibly get you? You already have everything you need.
00:27:46Actually, I don't. That's the problem.
00:27:49Well, this is embarrassing. Bottom line, I'm not getting married.
00:27:53I've been drinking, I wasn't thinking, and I made a very big mistake.
00:27:56Very big mistake.
00:27:58Guys, guys, come on, you'll work through this.
00:28:01Megan, they're just going through a little bit of a rough patch.
00:28:04Megan, I will push your head through a rough patch if you don't shut up.
00:28:08It happens to all couples before weddings.
00:28:10You know, the stress, the travel, passports.
00:28:14But I'm sure these two will work it out.
00:28:17We just have to talk, we'll be right back.
00:28:21I'm sure it'll work out.
00:28:22I mean, trust me, I'm a bit of an expert.
00:28:24I've been married three times.
00:28:26You do have a prenup though, right?
00:28:36You are embarrassing me in front of my co-workers.
00:28:39Megan, this is over. Done. Finished.
00:28:41See this? Take a good look.
00:28:43I'm in the paper, for goodness sake.
00:28:45What? Some neighborhood rag that maybe ten people will ever see?
00:28:48They saw it.
00:28:49Anyway, I told them that I'm not getting married, so this is it. It's over.
00:28:53No, Kate, it's not over. Not until we tell the wedding people.
00:28:56And we'll do that after we have our fun.
00:28:58Look, Kate, you agreed to do this. Come on.
00:29:01Yeah, that was before my co-workers found out that I'm marrying my sister's fiancƩ.
00:29:05Oh, they don't know who Dave is.
00:29:07They will in two weeks, when they see you two in the paper cutting wedding cake.
00:29:11So, they'll just think he moves fast and that I'm a tramp.
00:29:16Look, I'm leaving anyway, remember?
00:29:18I'm not. I have to deal with this.
00:29:21Look, Megan, I love you, but you are 26. It is time for you to grow up.
00:29:26You mean be like you?
00:29:28What's that supposed to mean?
00:29:34What, you don't want to be boring, sensible, and afraid of commitment?
00:29:38Geez, what's so bad about that?
00:29:42The only thing worse would be an irresponsible, immature girl who'd marry a man she's only known for six months.
00:29:48Sounds great. Sign me up.
00:29:51I did.
00:29:54This is ridiculous. I can't believe we're arguing about it.
00:29:58I know. Look, if you want to call it quits and break poor Dave's heart, do it.
00:30:05At least we had one fun day.
00:30:10Well, I did tell the truth about me not getting married.
00:30:14So, if you are going to guilt trip me into having fun, you better go get my future ex-husband.
00:30:19Um, yeah, before he dumps us both.
00:30:28I'm sorry, but if you don't have an appointment with Mr. Hines, you can't see him today.
00:30:34He'll want to see me.
00:30:38Mr. Hines!
00:30:45This is going to be great. I have thought this all through.
00:30:50Dave, you're really going to pretend to be Raul de Cadenza?
00:30:53Si, senorita. No problemo, love.
00:30:58What? What's the line, Deval? Is he poking through?
00:31:01Oh, just a wee bit there, mate.
00:31:04Actually, Dave and I have come up with a plan. Right, honey bunny?
00:31:07Right, piggy bear.
00:31:08And what is that plan?
00:31:09A good one. Just let me just jump in.
00:31:12That's how I got into this mess in the first place, so please tell me the plan.
00:31:15I can't believe you don't trust me. Look, when we go in there, Dave, I mean, Raul, speaks no English.
00:31:26Ah. Right, and then how do we talk to him?
00:31:33Oh.
00:31:34Should have made him a mute. We could have used sign language.
00:31:37Dude, that's a ripe, right idea.
00:31:41Boy, what? It is.
00:31:43So what do we do now?
00:31:45Come on, love. It doesn't matter. This photographer bloke won't care.
00:31:54No English it is.
00:32:01Why, thank you.
00:32:04Why, thank you.
00:32:10Hello? Andy?
00:32:14Guys, this is gonna be great.
00:32:17Uh, anybody here? Hello?
00:32:22Yeah, be right there.
00:32:27Hi.
00:32:29Hi, I'm Megan.
00:32:30I remember. Hi, Megan.
00:32:32And, uh, hi, Kate.
00:32:33Yes, hi.
00:32:34Good to see you again. It must be Raul. Tell me, how does it feel to be the winner of a $100,000 wedding?
00:32:40Raul does not speak any English.
00:32:42Oh, uh, yo hablo espaƱol?
00:32:45Or Spanish.
00:32:46Really? That must prove difficult working in Mexico, saving children.
00:32:52Uh, yeah. Look, we're in a bit of a rush, so...
00:32:56Oh, yes. The pictures, right?
00:32:58Yeah, well, hey, I saw you guys walking in. Took the liberty of just grabbing a few candids.
00:33:02Got one here that's, I think, really special.
00:33:12This is gonna be one interesting wedding album.
00:33:15Yes, you see, um, in Raul's country, uh, men kiss the bride's sisters.
00:33:23Megan, give it a rest, okay? We're busted.
00:33:26Yeah, I reckon so. Sorry, mate. I feel like a bloody fool now.
00:33:30Oh, I mean, she speaks kind of English.
00:33:32Hi, Andy.
00:33:33Where are you from?
00:33:34Australia.
00:33:35Dave, why?
00:33:36Megan and I are getting married.
00:33:38And I am not. But I think I told you that at the fair, didn't I?
00:33:42Yes.
00:33:43Well, you must think we're idiots. Or crazy. Or both.
00:33:47Actually, I'm just more curious as to why you even entered the contest.
00:33:50Oh, I didn't. No.
00:33:53Look, I never thought that she would win.
00:33:55And when she did, I thought, meh, we'll just have some fun and maybe she'll meet a nice guy.
00:34:01I was only gonna do it for two weeks. That's how long Megan and Dave are in town for.
00:34:04And then I was gonna have a breakup. And then they could pick someone else.
00:34:08Look, we didn't mean any harm by it. We were just having fun.
00:34:11So, please, don't turn her in now.
00:34:14Oh, like to the marriage police?
00:34:17Yeah, drop the ring. Come on with your hands up.
00:34:20So you're not mad?
00:34:22No. Not at all. This is hilarious. You guys are great.
00:34:26I mean, I got a warped sense of humor, so as far as I'm concerned, you can just milk this, like, as long as you need to.
00:34:31Really?
00:34:32Yeah.
00:34:33Hmm. Well, in that case...
00:34:35No! No. Two weeks. This has been stressful enough. I feel like I'm actually getting married.
00:34:40You got that right.
00:34:42No offense, mate, but what's with all the bloody frou-frou?
00:34:45Some bloody teacups and napkins. Christ.
00:34:49Me and Megs are having a simple quickie wedding, and it's still a nightmare.
00:34:53Uh, thanks. A lot.
00:34:55You know what I mean. What should be so simple usually just turns into a cocked-up footie scrum-bash.
00:35:00What?
00:35:01I don't know, but, uh, I'm gonna buy a book.
00:35:03I think what he's trying to say is, correct me if I'm wrong, you want, like, a more simple wedding.
00:35:07Like, Vegas style? Just 50 bucks, five minutes, you're out? Or... 50 bucks?
00:35:12Uh, hey, look. A wedding is every woman's once-in-a-lifetime special day.
00:35:17There should be roses, there should be candles, and doves, and it should be romantic. Right, Kate?
00:35:23Well, seeing as I'm having a $100,000 wedding, I agree.
00:35:27Katie, if you find the right guy now, you'll be quite the catch.
00:35:31Except he'll have to marry me in a few months.
00:35:33And we all know how well quickie marriages turn out.
00:35:36We're wasting your time. Very sorry to bother you, but it was very nice to have met you.
00:35:40It was nice to have met you as well, and you're not bothering me at all.
00:35:43In fact, Kate, I mean, are you into tall, handsome men?
00:35:48She is, mate, but I'm taking it.
00:35:50Okay. Well, I work with models all the time, so I was thinking, what if I just spoke to a few of them and told them that, you know, they would be part of this dream wedding campaign, right?
00:35:59And you just need to pretend to be a groom for two weeks.
00:36:02I mean, a lot of them would probably come out for free just to get their faces out there.
00:36:06Uh, yeah.
00:36:08I don't know.
00:36:16It's not a bad way to meet somebody.
00:36:18Oh my God, it's a great idea. Look, Katie, look at these hunks. They're gorgeous.
00:36:26Just like you, honey.
00:36:29All right, let's pick a hottie.
00:36:31Oh, come on, Megs. I mean, I can't just let the... Wow, he's fit.
00:36:35Uh, yeah.
00:36:36Uh, Glenn.
00:36:37Glenn.
00:36:38Yeah, Glenn. Yeah, he's a fitness and sport model, but...
00:36:44No?
00:36:45No.
00:36:46Trust me.
00:36:49Ooh, what about him?
00:36:52Or him. Or him. Or him. Or him. Or him.
00:36:58Babe, babe, I think she can only choose one.
00:37:02This coming from the guy marrying two sisters.
00:37:05Okay, guys, guys, I don't know about this.
00:37:08I mean, yes, they are very good looking, but I'm attracted to someone with a good sense of humor and someone I can actually talk to.
00:37:16God, Katie, what's wrong with you? You drive me crazy.
00:37:18You know, Kate, I wouldn't judge a handsome buck by its cover too quickly.
00:37:21I mean, a lot of these guys are students. Pre-med, pre-law. They're actually pretty bright.
00:37:25And they're hot. Look, Katie, you so totally have to do this. Please.
00:37:30Please.
00:37:33I guess, maybe.
00:37:35Yay, we can double date.
00:37:37So, Biff, how much weight did you lift today? Small country? Belgium?
00:37:43Either way, we still have to be kind of careful. Some of them are married, some of them have girlfriends, and then some of them are married with girlfriends.
00:37:52Yeah, I don't know how that works.
00:37:56Hello?
00:37:57Kate Wilde?
00:37:58Bob Hines, hi.
00:37:59Listen, Kate, I was just wondering, have you and Rule had a chance to get to the studio and get those pictures taken yet?
00:38:05Uh, no. No, we haven't just yet. Would you mind holding on just a second?
00:38:11Oh, it's the magazine guy. He wants to know if we've done the pictures yet. I really don't like this.
00:38:16Bob Hines?
00:38:17Yeah.
00:38:18You mind if I take it?
00:38:19Bob, hey, it's Andy Swenson here. Uh, listen, could you call back? I am literally just about to shoot Kate and her fiancƩ right now.
00:38:28Yeah, with a camera. Yeah.
00:38:30No, yeah, they're a wonderful couple. Yeah. No, not a problem.
00:38:35Yeah, absolutely. I'll email you as soon as I have the images. Yeah. Okay. Bye.
00:38:42Well, I mean, it's possible that he suspects something. Either way, I'm not sure.
00:38:46Well, I mean, it's possible that he suspects something. Either way, we should probably pick you a groom real quick.
00:38:51No, no, no. If he suspects something, I really don't want to get you into trouble.
00:38:54Ah, no skin off my back. I mean, as far as I'm concerned, you came in, I shot you and your fiancƩ, and he happens to be a model.
00:39:00Yeah. Look, what's the big deal? You're going to break up with this guy in two weeks anyway.
00:39:04Unless my mail order husband plan works.
00:39:08Pick a dude.
00:39:09I'm sorry, Joanne, but our photographer, Andy Swenson, says that Kate and Raul are at the studio getting their pictures taken as we speak.
00:39:16And I'm telling you that that is a crock. This chick, she ain't getting married. Okay? Just listen again.
00:39:24Oh, please.
00:39:34Let's go out for pride.
00:39:36But no. No, that is not what she is saying.
00:39:38I'm sorry, Joanne. I don't know what they're saying. I don't know who these people are. All I see are feet.
00:39:44And quite frankly, dear, I don't know who you are. Okay? So, I don't want to be rude, but I think it's time that you left. Alright?
00:39:52If I can prove it, will you give me the prize?
00:39:54What?
00:39:55Mr. Hines.
00:39:57Do we have a deal?
00:39:58Sure.
00:39:59Yeah?
00:40:00Yes. Yes.
00:40:01You will?
00:40:02Yes.
00:40:03You bet?
00:40:04Yes.
00:40:05Yes. Yes.
00:40:06Out of my way.
00:40:08You have a call online too, and we need you to make a decision on these fabrics really quick.
00:40:13Uh, Carrie, get touch of the printers, please.
00:40:16Okay, yeah.
00:40:19As much fun as this is, Megan and I still have some easel work to sort out. So, if you'll excuse us.
00:40:26Um, I'll take this for you, Katie. I'll help you.
00:40:31I'm sure she can handle it.
00:40:32Uh, really, it's not a problem.
00:40:35I know. It's nice to meet you, mate. Good sport. Tight. See you later.
00:40:40Yeah.
00:40:41Megan, I'm going to need that back.
00:40:46Um.
00:40:54Need the other one too.
00:41:05Have fun.
00:41:08You want lunch?
00:41:09Yeah.
00:41:10You like soup and a sandwich? I mean, it's not fancy, but it's free.
00:41:13Sure.
00:41:14Follow me?
00:41:17Aw, that was nice of him to do that for Kate.
00:41:21What?
00:41:22Come on, love. You think if your sister looked like a wallaby's backside, you'd be doing this?
00:41:26The bloke fancies her. Wants to give her the hard words.
00:41:29The what?
00:41:30The hard words. I don't know what you bloody well call it in this country, but down under, you put the hard words to a she that you like.
00:41:35I cannot go to Australia. I do not speak that language.
00:41:39Oi, I'd learn Megan like, oh my god, it's so totally awesome. Bye.
00:41:46So, are you telling me that when we first met, you put the hard words to me?
00:41:52Oh, love, it's just an expression.
00:41:54Well, it doesn't sound very romantic, and it makes me wonder what kind of country we'll be living in.
00:41:58Trust me. You'll love it in Oz. You'll never want to come back.
00:42:08And then they called my name, and I just about had a heart attack.
00:42:11And then I realized, no, I can't die yet. I have to strangle Megan first.
00:42:16Well, I remember thinking, wait a minute, she just told me she was single like 15 minutes ago.
00:42:21How'd she meet a guy so fast?
00:42:23But don't worry, I'm used to that. I've had women on death row tell me, you know what, Andy?
00:42:28I'm just not ready for a relationship right now.
00:42:30Um.
00:42:31I'm kidding. She wasn't on death row. Yet.
00:42:34Look, I got a twisted sense of humour. I told you that, remember?
00:42:37That's probably why I'm still single. I know. Huge shock. Huge.
00:42:40Actually, I am surprised. No, really. I mean, you're funny, you're very nice.
00:42:45Oh. Not that word.
00:42:48What word?
00:42:49Nice.
00:42:50Oh.
00:42:51Yeah, it's usually followed by the dropping of an F-bomb.
00:42:54Friends.
00:42:55Oh.
00:42:56Come on, you know it's true, right? Hey, Andy, you're really nice.
00:43:00Let's just be friends. It's a zone.
00:43:02Ah, yeah. Women want the bad boy.
00:43:05Well, that's not true.
00:43:06Really? Okay.
00:43:09Please look at exhibit A. Look at his face. Exhibit A, B, and C.
00:43:14None of them are smiling. They're all going for this police line-up look.
00:43:17Okay, they're like, hey baby, you wanna go on a date?
00:43:21We could end up in the back of a cop car and we'll write a song about it.
00:43:24That sounds very appealing.
00:43:26But it sells. Listen, bad boys are exciting, right? Nice guys are not.
00:43:30Women want the challenge of taming the bad boy. Nice guys are already tamed, there's no challenge.
00:43:34Okay, well, what about bad girls?
00:43:36What about them? Other than, well, God bless them.
00:43:43I think that men want the, uh, the bad girl.
00:43:50That was good.
00:43:51Thanks.
00:43:54You know what? I think most men are just trying to get a girl. And it's hard. Good or bad.
00:43:59Well, if you feel that way, Andy, then why don't you just become a bad boy?
00:44:04You know what? I tried.
00:44:07How?
00:44:08I drink straight out of the carton.
00:44:09Come on.
00:44:10Yeah, don't even use a glass. I'll have an after-eight dinner mint at 5.30. I don't care.
00:44:15Oh.
00:44:16Yeah. You know what? I'm gonna try the face. Brace yourself.
00:44:18Okay.
00:44:19Turn.
00:44:25That's terrifying.
00:44:29I can't do it.
00:44:30Good. Women don't want a bad guy. The problem is that most nice guys are too shy to ask us out.
00:44:38Trust me, Andy. Stay the way you are.
00:44:41Uh-huh.
00:44:42No, I'm serious. Women want a man like you.
00:44:55So you notice how I put him in front?
00:44:58Uh-huh.
00:44:59Yeah, she was nine months pregnant. Practically had to use a fisheye lens to take the picture.
00:45:04Yeah, they would not speak to each other.
00:45:07Hmm.
00:45:08Hmm. Not even sure if they're together anymore. I mean, God only knows how many of these couples are still together.
00:45:15See, marriage in and of itself is beautiful. The marriage industry? Ooh, that's another machine.
00:45:20I mean, what kind of business can survive on a 50% failure rate? But it just keeps on thriving.
00:45:25It's the repeat business that keeps it going.
00:45:29How about yourself? You ever been married?
00:45:31No. How about you?
00:45:33No.
00:45:35I could have been married. Twice. But I backed out both times.
00:45:39Why? Were they nice?
00:45:41Sorry. I'm sorry. It's a family habit. I can't help myself.
00:45:45Okay. I think I understand now why you didn't marry those men. They didn't survive the engagement.
00:45:59Hmm. Kate and Raul getting pictures taken today? I don't think so.
00:46:06Hey, you know what? Uh, where am I? Maybe you would be interested in meeting Paul.
00:46:14Yeah, he's a fitness instructor. Pretty smart when it comes to fitness.
00:46:19Uh, anyway, he's five minutes away. You want to go meet him?
00:46:22You mean today? Like now?
00:46:24Yeah, today. Like now.
00:46:25Oh, no, no. I mean, I'm just for work. Not to meet someone.
00:46:29You look great.
00:46:30Uh, not today.
00:46:32I mean, you don't have much time. I mean, you got two weeks before you have to break up with someone.
00:46:35I know. I know. But what if he says no?
00:46:39To pretending to marry you? What kind of guy would say no to that?
00:46:42No. Come on. Come on. It's not far. Come on.
00:46:53I mean, he's a physical trainer, but he's not like a mean fitness guy. He's not like...
00:46:56Hey, your earlobes are soft and squishy. Get down. Give me a thousand push-ups. Do it.
00:47:02I never thought about them before.
00:47:04Another thing to worry about when I meet him. Thanks a lot.
00:47:07You're okay.
00:47:08Andy, I don't usually go for the macho man type. Never have.
00:47:15Okay. Okay, I got a plan.
00:47:17Alright, I'll go in first and I'll talk to him.
00:47:19Alright, you just check him out from a distance.
00:47:21And if you don't want me to introduce you, then you give me a signal.
00:47:25Okay, like...
00:47:28Yeah, that works. So if you do that, then I won't introduce you.
00:47:31Okay, so if I don't like him, I do this. But what if I do like him?
00:47:35Just come over and say hi or talk to him or tackle him.
00:47:40Okay.
00:47:41Okay?
00:47:42Alright.
00:47:43Alright, let's do this.
00:47:44But they are soft and squishy.
00:47:53Well, he's never not here, so...
00:47:55Okay.
00:47:57There he is.
00:48:02Oh, Andy.
00:48:05Hey, Paul.
00:48:06Oh, Andy! What's up, dawg?
00:48:09What's up, bro? You chillin'? You maxin' relaxin' or what?
00:48:11Yeah, just maxin', relaxin', all cool.
00:48:14Shootin' some b-ball out.
00:48:16Yeah, you know what? It's good to see you. I'm gonna go.
00:48:20Oh, hi.
00:48:21Hi.
00:48:27Uh, hi, Paul Thompson. This is Kate Wilde.
00:48:30Hi, Kate. It's nice to meet you.
00:48:32Hi, Paul.
00:48:35Oh, is this a shoot? Where's your camera?
00:48:37No, no, I'm not working.
00:48:39Oh, I didn't think you were a model.
00:48:41Well, I mean, you're not just for a booty call.
00:48:44And you don't have that fake board.
00:48:46Why's everybody staring at me? Look on your face.
00:48:49Oh, no.
00:48:53So what brings you two in?
00:48:58Andy.
00:48:59Um...
00:49:04Yeah?
00:49:05Yeah.
00:49:06Yeah. Paul, listen, uh, this could come across really...
00:49:11awesome.
00:49:12This could be awesome.
00:49:13Hey, would you be interested in pretending to be Kate's fiancƩ?
00:49:16I mean, you'd have a fake name, of course, right? Like, uh...
00:49:19Raul Decredenza?
00:49:21Yeah.
00:49:22What are you two up to?
00:49:29Kind of like acting in a play.
00:49:31Yeah.
00:49:32I'll be the crewman. She's the bride.
00:49:34Yeah.
00:49:36I mean, unless you want to switch roles, we could lengthen the dress, shorten the pants.
00:49:40I mean, would your girlfriend or wife mind?
00:49:43Oh, no, no, no. They wouldn't care.
00:49:45I'm just kidding. I'm single.
00:49:47Oh.
00:49:50So Raul Decredenza.
00:49:52Uh-huh.
00:49:54Yeah, that could be cool.
00:49:56I am an actor. I do a little bit of bit parts.
00:49:58You know, this bit, like that bit, like this bit.
00:50:00Yeah, body doubling, you know.
00:50:02Yeah, Paul's been an ass in a couple films now.
00:50:05So two weeks, huh?
00:50:07Sure, if you want.
00:50:08Sorry?
00:50:09Oh, I mean, yes, until my sister leaves, and then we'd break up.
00:50:14Hmm.
00:50:15All right, let's do it. It'll be fun.
00:50:17Besides, we wouldn't have to go through with the real deal.
00:50:20Oh, no.
00:50:22Well.
00:50:24Okay.
00:50:25You look good now, but two weeks with me?
00:50:28Maybe you'll get in better shape, right?
00:50:30Oh.
00:50:31We're gonna go.
00:50:32Um, yeah. Thanks.
00:50:34That was quick.
00:50:35Yeah.
00:50:36Next time.
00:50:37Yeah.
00:50:38Bye, Paul.
00:50:44Yeah, later.
00:50:48Raul Decredenza.
00:50:51Yeah.
00:50:53Fuck!
00:50:55Might get in better shape? What did he mean by that?
00:50:58It's his job. He trains people.
00:51:00He shouldn't have said that.
00:51:01I mean, he said you look good, though, right?
00:51:03So, other than that, what did you think?
00:51:06Well, other than calling me fat?
00:51:09Yeah, he's nice.
00:51:11Oh, well, I guess when you're a Viking warrior god, you can afford to be nice.
00:51:14Well, we'll see.
00:51:15I mean, yes, he is very attractive, but I don't judge a man based on looks alone.
00:51:19Oh.
00:51:21Uh, Kate?
00:51:22Yeah?
00:51:23Yeah.
00:51:31Okay, start from the beginning.
00:51:33He is so beautiful. Incredible eyes, amazing smile.
00:51:37And his bod?
00:51:38Oh. My. God.
00:51:40Wow.
00:51:41It's like the statue of David.
00:51:43Except with arms.
00:51:45That's the Venus de Milo.
00:51:47Oh, whatever. Tell me more.
00:51:49Okay, well, you know how I hate when guys are like,
00:51:51Yo, dawg, what's up, bro?
00:51:53Oh, yeah.
00:51:54Well, he did that, and I just stood there smiling in a daze.
00:51:56Like you lost your mind and became me?
00:51:58Exactly.
00:52:00Megs, this is ridiculous.
00:52:02This is just a physical attraction that isn't going anywhere.
00:52:04I mean, the smartest thing I could do is simply walk away and never look back.
00:52:08So when are you seeing him?
00:52:10Noon tomorrow. So we have to go shopping, like, now.
00:52:12I know the perfect place.
00:52:20Andy?
00:52:22Andy, it's Kate.
00:52:24Uh, yeah.
00:52:28Yeah. Hi.
00:52:29Hi.
00:52:30Wow.
00:52:31Uh, you look beautiful.
00:52:33Oh, thanks. Is Paul here yet?
00:52:36No.
00:52:37Right.
00:52:39Oh.
00:52:41Oh.
00:52:43Oh.
00:52:45Oh.
00:52:48Oh.
00:52:53What?
00:52:54Nothing.
00:52:55Okay.
00:52:58Kate isn't here right now. I can take a message. Your name is?
00:53:02Oh, no, that's okay. It's not about work.
00:53:05I just wanted to make sure that I had the right Kate Wilde to send a wedding present to.
00:53:11This is her, correct?
00:53:13Yes. Yes, that's Kate.
00:53:15Oh, so you've seen this before?
00:53:19Sure have. Big surprise.
00:53:21Really? Um, why?
00:53:25Well, uh-huh. First time any of us heard.
00:53:28Uh-huh.
00:53:30Uh-huh.
00:53:32Uh, sorry. How do you know Kate?
00:53:34Oh, damn thing. Really? It just never stops.
00:53:38Um, I gotta take this, so I'm gonna come back later.
00:53:42Thanks, little girl.
00:53:46Bye.
00:54:00Maybe he changed his mind.
00:54:02Maybe his battery died. I don't know.
00:54:08Did you take these?
00:54:10Yeah. Yeah, it's my more artsy side. Too bad it doesn't pay the bills, huh?
00:54:14They're beautiful.
00:54:16No, thank you. I tend to use film for a lot of them just because it has a better look, you know?
00:54:21You still use film?
00:54:22Yeah, absolutely. I mean, every time I go in, all the photographers, the young guys, they're always like,
00:54:26you started an asteroid, took you all out. I'm like, no. Just let me buy the film, please.
00:54:33So then I go out into the wild and, I don't know, I just shoot. I love it. I live for it.
00:54:39Well, it must be great to have something that you're so passionate about.
00:54:43Yeah. Sometimes it costs a lot.
00:54:54Don't worry, he's coming.
00:54:56You sure?
00:54:57Oh, yeah. I got a shiny camera and lights set up. Guaranteed. He's on his way.
00:55:04He's still at work on Monday, so it'll be a short honeymoon, but I reckon Christmas break, we can hear Bondi.
00:55:11Beautiful Bonsai Beach. You'll love it.
00:55:14A beach at Christmas?
00:55:16Love, you'll be roasting.
00:55:18But Christmas is supposed to be cold and snowing.
00:55:21Not back home, it isn't.
00:55:23Oh, sunblock and a floppy hat.
00:55:26Um, I've been thinking.
00:55:29Oi, what now, love?
00:55:33What if, after we get married, we go to Australia, later?
00:55:39Honey, you know we can't go back later. Even with us married, I still have to leave this country.
00:55:44But I can come later.
00:55:46No, you can't.
00:55:48No, you can't.
00:55:50You know we can't go back later. Even with us married, I still have to leave this country.
00:55:54But I can come later.
00:55:57Of course, I'm still going to come and meet you, it's just...
00:56:01Not quite yet.
00:56:03Look, I love you, and I want to be your wife, but...
00:56:07You're a little nervous.
00:56:09I'm a lot nervous. If I lose one more nerve, I go to panic.
00:56:14And when would you come join me? How long would it take for you to be ready?
00:56:20I... I don't know.
00:56:25What if we go to Hawaii? It's a state, it's about halfway, I looked at a map...
00:56:30Megan, I understand, it's a big change and a big move, but...
00:56:35We can't get married and then live on two different bloody continents.
00:56:39I love you.
00:56:41And I want you on that plane beside me, as my wife.
00:56:47So, you have to decide.
00:56:58He is so rude. He's not coming.
00:57:00He's coming. I just turned the light on. I have a craft table.
00:57:04I just turned the light on. I have a craft table.
00:57:07Hey, guys! Sorry I'm late.
00:57:10Yeah, just really wanted to rock it for your photos.
00:57:12Oh, you are rocking it.
00:57:14Thanks!
00:57:15Alright.
00:57:16Speaking of hitting it, Andy! I thought you said Kate over here wasn't a model.
00:57:19Oh, she's not. She was here on time.
00:57:21Oh, Andy, come on, no, I don't care. It's totally fine. I am ready.
00:57:28Alright.
00:57:29Oh, wow, what is that cologne? It smells fantastic.
00:57:32That's a contraction. Contraception. Nah, something like that.
00:57:36Contradiction?
00:57:37Yeah, that's it.
00:57:38Yeah, I'm wearing it right now.
00:57:39This one time I did the department store publicity thing for them.
00:57:42You know, spread some people as they were walking by.
00:57:44I was in a suit and tie. The girls, they were dressed like hooter girls.
00:57:48That's hardly sexist, huh?
00:57:50Yeah.
00:57:51Yeah, they were telling the guys, wear this and you'll get that lucky lady.
00:57:54And to the girls, wear this and you'll get that rich guy.
00:57:58Yeah, I should probably stop wearing that stuff then.
00:58:00You were wearing a suit and tie?
00:58:02Yeah.
00:58:03Oh.
00:58:04Anyway, they gave me a bucket of this stuff. You guys want some? You let me know.
00:58:08Okay.
00:58:09So what are we doing today?
00:58:10Ah, happy couple shots.
00:58:11Oh, yeah.
00:58:13Ooh, okay.
00:58:15Like this.
00:58:19I do these romance novel shoots. You know, the hair flying barbarian and princess stuff.
00:58:24Nice.
00:58:25Yeah.
00:58:26Do you like that stuff?
00:58:27Oh, it's okay.
00:58:29Yeah, it's weird because they just take my photos and turn them into drawings.
00:58:33Do you enjoy that stuff?
00:58:35Depends on how hot the girl is.
00:58:37Half the time, they're fresh out of high school. Not much to talk about.
00:58:40Besides, I'm standing there in my underwear, holding this plastic sword, feeling like a tool.
00:58:46Yeah, I bet.
00:58:48So what do you do?
00:58:49Um, real estate legal work. Compared to what you do, it's boring.
00:58:53Ah, but you got brains. You're smart.
00:58:55Me, I, uh, get a pimple or a slack off on training. I'm out of work.
00:58:59Speaking of work, just right into the lens, please. Right here.
00:59:03And, uh, Paul, you gotta smile, okay? There it is. Happy couple.
00:59:08Sorry, I'm not used to smiling. Everybody wants that bad boy look, you know?
00:59:11No.
00:59:12Uh, Kate doesn't like bad boys.
00:59:13No.
00:59:15Okay.
00:59:17So, hey, tilt your head back when you smile.
00:59:19Oh, right.
00:59:20It lets the light sparkle in your eyes and reduces shadows.
00:59:22Ah.
00:59:23Yeah.
00:59:24There it is. Okay, next.
00:59:27Just back up a little bit. You're in my way.
00:59:28Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:59:29Oh, no, you're doing great.
00:59:35Mr. Hines?
00:59:37Yes, Carrie?
00:59:38It's Joanne McKenzie again. The wedding conspiracy lady.
00:59:46Tell her I'm busy.
00:59:48She said she'll wait all day.
00:59:51Tell her I'm busy all day.
00:59:55I should get danger pay.
00:59:58And nobody at her work knew until they saw that picture in the paper, okay?
01:00:03Because she wasn't getting married until she won that contest.
01:00:08She was just pretending. You get that?
01:00:11Yes. Yes. Yes, ma'am. Sorry, I just have toā
01:00:15Just read it back to me, okay? Just read it back to me. All of it.
01:00:19I want to make sure you didn't screw it up before your boss gets this.
01:00:24Hello?
01:00:26Hello?
01:00:28Hello?
01:00:36You won't be smiling when I rain all over your cheating parade.
01:00:48Turn to the right. Show a slight profile.
01:00:50And lean back to take me out.
01:00:53Okay, this looksā
01:00:55Um, okay, we're not selling underwear, though.
01:00:57I know, sorry.
01:00:58Hey, I've been thinking about this Raul guy.
01:01:01I'm seeing him as a sort of adventurer.
01:01:04He's got this look like he's always on the lookout for danger.
01:01:08Oh, what if he was always on the lookout for Kate Wilde?
01:01:11Yeah!
01:01:12And then maybe just really wanted to get to know her and then talk with her and maybe one day marry her.
01:01:17Yeah, but use that.
01:01:19Oh, sorry. I thought you were kidding.
01:01:21No.
01:01:25You know what? Just look at her the way that she's looking at you.
01:01:31Like this?
01:01:32Mm-hmm.
01:01:34Yeah.
01:01:43So, she's single.
01:01:45Single?
01:01:48Oh, congratulations in quotation marks.
01:01:51And then wink wink.
01:01:58Oh, soon I'll be sipping on champagne.
01:02:06What else we got?
01:02:11Nice. Okay, next.
01:02:16Okay, I'm going to go have a look at those.
01:02:20Paul, I'll be back.
01:02:21Right on, that rocked.
01:02:22Yeah, that was great.
01:02:23Awesome, good to see you.
01:02:29Bye.
01:02:30Bye.
01:02:46Phone ringing.
01:02:55Hey, Kate.
01:02:56She kissed me!
01:02:57Um, where? I need deets.
01:02:59In the Photoshop.
01:03:00No, no, I mean where? Like mouth or cheek?
01:03:02Oh, mouth.
01:03:03Open or closed?
01:03:04Closed.
01:03:05For how long? Did it linger?
01:03:06No, but it wasn't like wham bam either.
01:03:10But, just hang on a second. Um, Andy!
01:03:13Yeah?
01:03:14Um, thank you so much for today.
01:03:15I have to get going, but I'll see you tomorrow?
01:03:17Yeah.
01:03:18Okay, where are you? I'm coming over.
01:03:22Bye.
01:03:30Thanks for everything, Andy.
01:03:32It was a fun shoot.
01:03:34So, were his eyes open?
01:03:35I think so. It happened fast.
01:03:37But, we spent 20 minutes holding each other and oh, he smells so good.
01:03:41And looking into each other's eyes, oh, he has beautiful eyes.
01:03:45What if he was just acting? Playing a part?
01:03:48Like, you were supposed to kiss me, so he did.
01:03:51But, he didn't actually mean it.
01:03:53Well, did he say anything before the kiss?
01:03:55Um, thank you. That was fun.
01:03:58And after?
01:03:59Uh, see you later, see you around, something like that.
01:04:04The blood was kind of roaring in my ears.
01:04:06Now I know what people feel like when they get hit by lightning.
01:04:10But, we are meeting tomorrow and doing a shoot at a tuxedo shop.
01:04:13A shoot, hey? Is that what you and Cindy and Ty-
01:04:16You recall these things?
01:04:17Megs, please. This isn't funny. He's going to show up looking fantastic.
01:04:20And I'm going to look like some tongue-tied idiot with fat earlobes.
01:04:25Uh, fat what?
01:04:27Megs, supermodels are the most beautiful people on the planet.
01:04:30Of course they kiss each other all the time. I mean, why wouldn't they?
01:04:33So, maybe in their world, it doesn't mean anything.
01:04:36Kate, a kiss always means something.
01:04:39Well, yeah, to us it does.
01:04:40But he's probably already forgotten this kiss that you and I are dissecting to death.
01:04:44I'm coming over right now.
01:04:45Okay.
01:04:46Okay.
01:04:56Who is it?
01:04:57It's me, you putz. Let me in.
01:05:02What's wrong?
01:05:03Nothing. I'm fine.
01:05:06Don't look at me like that, Kate. Everything's alright. You and Dave.
01:05:14Oh, Megs.
01:05:16Megs.
01:05:34Um, Kate Wilde, Legal Department.
01:05:36Kate. Hi, it's Carrie, assistant to Mr. Hines of Calgary Modern Wedding Magazine.
01:05:44Your business gave me this work number.
01:05:46Um, okay.
01:05:48Okay. We're having trouble reaching Andy Swenson for a photo assignment.
01:05:53Are you going to be seeing him today or tomorrow?
01:05:57Um, tomorrow morning at Topman's.
01:05:59Topman's!
01:06:01Uh, great. Good. Um, we will give him a call when you're done.
01:06:06Have fun.
01:06:07Okay, thank you. Bye.
01:06:15Oh, but you won't be having fun.
01:06:18I bet Mommy and Daddy don't know nothing from nothing about any of this.
01:06:34Ugh, 20 minutes late and he takes forever to get ready.
01:06:38Yeah, you get used to waiting on models. I can go get him if you want.
01:06:42So are you two.
01:06:44It's been a while since I've been draped in gold.
01:06:47Am I hitting this or what?
01:06:48Uh, yes you are.
01:06:57Oh my gosh. Mom, Dad, what are you doing here?
01:07:01For the pictures.
01:07:03What pictures?
01:07:05The ones with your fiancƩ. When the heck were you going to tell us?
01:07:09Excuse me, what's going on? How did you know I was here?
01:07:12A woman called us from the marriage magazine.
01:07:17Said you won some contests and that we're to come here.
01:07:20And get our pictures taken. We didn't believe it at first.
01:07:25Until we saw that picture on the internet.
01:07:28Uh, picture? What picture on the internet?
01:07:32Some little paper's website.
01:07:34That lady told us how to find it.
01:07:37But why didn't you call me?
01:07:40She asked us not to.
01:07:41Said this was to be a big surprise.
01:07:44Oh yes, it is.
01:07:47Try calling Megan and she's not answering her cell.
01:07:50Well, um, would you two just excuse me just for one second?
01:07:53Okay.
01:07:55We need to talk.
01:07:58Are those your parents?
01:08:00The people I call Mom and Dad. Yeah, they're my parents.
01:08:02Oh, they're awesome. What are they doing here?
01:08:04I don't know. But supposedly you're taking their photo later.
01:08:07I am? I don't know anything about that.
01:08:11Karma, honey. When you lie and cheat, it bites you in the butt.
01:08:16How did you two meet?
01:08:18You two don't... What has Kate told you about us?
01:08:21Nothing.
01:08:23By the way, may I say you are very handsome.
01:08:26Are you a model?
01:08:28I am. And a fitness trainer.
01:08:31So a treasure hunter in Central America.
01:08:34Oh, really? Wow.
01:08:37Where in Central America?
01:08:38Oh, all of it.
01:08:41Oh.
01:08:43It's a pleasure to meet you two.
01:08:45It's, uh, unfortunately my parents couldn't be here.
01:08:48They were killed during the revolution.
01:08:51Oh my heavens.
01:08:53My lord, which revolution?
01:08:56Latest one.
01:08:58There's so many.
01:09:00Well, the magazine called me earlier asking for you, so I know that you talked to them.
01:09:03I never talked to the magazine, I swear.
01:09:04Okay, well someone told my parents, and if it wasn't you, or me, or Megs, or Paul who...
01:09:09Oh gosh, Paul.
01:09:12Diving in the shipwreck. Sharks everywhere.
01:09:15Uh, Paul? What are you doing?
01:09:18Just talking with your lovely parents here.
01:09:20Paul's the English translation of my real name.
01:09:23Raoul was telling us all about his adventures.
01:09:26Really?
01:09:28A model, a fitness trainer, and a treasure hunter?
01:09:31You sure our Kate won't be a little bit too dull for you?
01:09:35Thanks, Dad. Uh, Paul, can I just talk to you for a second?
01:09:38Of course, darling.
01:09:42What do you think you're doing?
01:09:44Being Raoul, you asked me to.
01:09:46But not for my parents.
01:09:48Why not? What does it matter? We're breaking up soon anyway.
01:09:51That reminds me, what if Raoul dies? He's fighting the rebels.
01:09:54Paul.
01:09:56Okay, okay. A simple breakup works too.
01:09:58Look, I just can't lie to my parents about getting married.
01:10:01We're not. Come on, just let me be Raoul for a little bit.
01:10:05Katie, I work in a sweaty, stinky gym all day.
01:10:09It sucks, like dead ducks.
01:10:12Just give me this little bit of a fantasy.
01:10:15I agreed to give you yours, right?
01:10:17Just tell your parents that you won a contest and then met me.
01:10:22We're just figuring things out. That's all true so far.
01:10:25Come on, I'm enjoying this time. Especially with you.
01:10:30Oh.
01:10:33Hugging? Kissing?
01:10:38Please.
01:10:40Everything all right?
01:10:42Yep, yep. Yes, it's good. Just one second.
01:10:49So, how did you two meet?
01:10:52Um.
01:10:54Katherine, if I may.
01:10:55We met after I returned from under the sea treasure hunting for Cortez's gold.
01:11:01You know, Paul. Raoul, I don't think that my parents are really interested.
01:11:05Oh, we are very interested.
01:11:08So, have you ever found any treasures?
01:11:11I have, yes. The most precious one.
01:11:13Your daughter.
01:11:17Now, where was I? Ah, Matsuma's gold.
01:11:21Oh, great story. You guys talk.
01:11:22My daughter was Cortez's gold.
01:11:25There is a lot of it.
01:11:27I can't believe I agreed to this. I need my head examined.
01:11:29Well, hey, I mean, your parents seem to be quite taken by Captain Jack Sparrow over there.
01:11:34You seem to be doing quite well yourself, lass.
01:11:36With Raoul, yeah. With Paul, I have no idea. Andy is driving me crazy.
01:11:40I mean, he wouldn't be doing Raoul if he was serious about me. Raoul and I are breaking up in two weeks.
01:11:45Well, I mean, maybe he just-
01:11:46You know, he's kissing me twice now, and then he said he's enjoying this and me.
01:11:51You know, I just need to talk to someone.
01:11:53Sure.
01:11:55Excuse me. Megs, pick up.
01:11:57Her phone's been off for two hours. What could she possibly be doing?
01:12:00I don't know.
01:12:02Oh, Megs, about time. Listen-
01:12:04No, no, no. Me first. Dave and I are getting married.
01:12:07Duh, I know that.
01:12:09No, I mean, like, we're getting married this Sunday.
01:12:11Civil ceremony, ten o'clock, Bridgewood Hall.
01:12:14Oh, Sunday? Like, in a few days from now?
01:12:17Yes. We spent all morning arranging it.
01:12:20And right after that, we're going to go on a week-long honeymoon in Hawaii.
01:12:24But I thought you guys couldn't afford that.
01:12:27We can't, but we've got to do this.
01:12:30Kate, look, the wedding stress was just tearing us apart.
01:12:34And we forgot the most important thing.
01:12:37Just us being together.
01:12:39Being together.
01:12:41So, for seven days, we're going to kick back, relax, and just be happy.
01:12:46But I can't talk right now. I've got to call Mom and Dad.
01:12:50Oh, well, I can do that for you. They're here with me and Paul.
01:12:54What?
01:12:56It's a long story. I don't have time. I have to go.
01:12:58Kate, hey, Raul was just telling us about how he nearly escaped with his life from a giant boulder.
01:13:04It was kind of like a movie.
01:13:06I'm sure it was.
01:13:07Listen, everybody, I have big news. Wedding this Sunday.
01:13:11Yeah, it's a little rushed, but seven-day honeymoon in Hawaii.
01:13:15Honeymoon in Hawaii?
01:13:17It's at 10 a.m. Bridgewood.
01:13:38Mr. Hines? Mr. Hines? It's me, Joanne McKenzie. Remember?
01:13:46The one who discovered the fake dream wedding wear?
01:13:50I just need a minute of your time.
01:13:53Hang on, crazy.
01:13:55Website's in Europe until 5.
01:13:57I'm coming. Don't break my door.
01:13:58Yes.
01:14:02Kate knows that I'm onto her. That I'm getting closer and closer to discovering her little plot.
01:14:08We have been through this before, lady.
01:14:10Just listen. She is getting married this Sunday. Not in June.
01:14:13What?
01:14:15I heard it with my own two ears. So, I think she's going to marry one of her friends, go on a fantastic Hawaiian holiday, and then get a quickie divorce.
01:14:22You can come with me. See for yourself. Ask around. In fact, you can even ask Kate herself.
01:14:28Joanne, goodbye. Good night. Get help.
01:14:34If you don't, I am going to go on TV. I'm going to tell the papers that this contest is a fraud and that you knew and did nothing about it.
01:14:42And then, I'm going to sue you and your little magazine.
01:14:47And if I go along with you?
01:14:49No lawyers. No paper. No TV.
01:14:52No more you?
01:14:54No me. Ever.
01:14:56Why would Kate want a cheapy Sybil ceremony when she could have your big, beautiful wedding?
01:15:03See what she says.
01:15:08This Sunday?
01:15:11This Sunday.
01:15:18Miss McKenzie.
01:15:25Hi.
01:15:36You know, mate, I was the first Raul de Credenza.
01:15:40You were?
01:15:42Yeah. Got fired though. Girl said I was too good looking.
01:15:46Yeah, I hear that.
01:15:48After today, I think Raul is going to disappear into the Amazon jungle or something.
01:15:53Paul, smile.
01:15:55Just back up a little bit.
01:16:01Okay. Oh, that's great, yeah.
01:16:08Oh my God, he's gorgeous.
01:16:10You mean your husband, of course.
01:16:13Uh, yeah. Of course.
01:16:16Okay, how do I look?
01:16:20Oh, Katie, don't make me cry. If my mascara runs, I'm going to look like some goth chick.
01:16:25You ready?
01:16:28Let's do this.
01:16:30Okay.
01:16:38About time. Look.
01:16:44It's a JP, not a minister. Come on.
01:16:48See, little faker. Even had the nerve to wear white.
01:16:52Oh dear, oh dear.
01:16:53Well?
01:16:55Well what? I see someone getting married. I see Andy taking pictures.
01:16:59Yeah, well, they're in on it. I saw them plotting together.
01:17:02That's enough. Now, I kept up my end of the bargain. It's time for you to do the same.
01:17:06No, no, no, no, no, no. Where are you going?
01:17:09Home. I came, I saw, I'm leaving. If that's what they truly want, I'm more than happy with it.
01:17:14No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You haven't talked to anybody.
01:17:18Lady, you need help. Now let go.
01:17:21Fine. The prize is mine. And I'll prove it.
01:17:25Alright, sister. Tell me the truth.
01:17:31Who are you? And why are you over there?
01:17:34You're bloody mad. Get out.
01:17:36Bob? Bob Hines. Hi. What are you doing here?
01:17:40He's with me. Here to expose this fraud. This is a fake wedding.
01:17:45No, actually, we are getting married.
01:17:48Who is she?
01:17:50Stop it, stop it, stop it. Everybody, please. I'm terribly sorry, but this is a tragic mistake.
01:17:57Ask them. Ask her.
01:18:00Will you be quiet? You are so insane.
01:18:04Where are you going for your honeymoon?
01:18:07We're going to Hawaii.
01:18:09And which hotel?
01:18:11It's a youth hostel.
01:18:12It's a youth hostel?
01:18:14Well, not anymore.
01:18:16You're staying in a five-star hotel in a honeymoon suite. Everything's paid for. Food, drinks, all paid for.
01:18:23If you want to drink champagne all day and eat caviar all day, then by all means you go ahead.
01:18:27Oh my gosh.
01:18:29Thanks, mate. Whoever you are.
01:18:31And you. We're leaving right now or I'm calling the police.
01:18:34No. They might be getting married, but she's not. Ask her.
01:18:40I am so sorry about all this.
01:18:43It's just not fair.
01:18:45It's not fair. You're leaving.
01:18:47She's not getting married in June.
01:18:49Wait. She's right.
01:18:51I am? I told you. I told you. I knew it.
01:18:56Really?
01:18:59So I get the prize, like we discussed.
01:19:02Yes.
01:19:04I get the dream wedding.
01:19:06Yes.
01:19:08You can have it. I don't need it.
01:19:10Now Myron can't say no to me. I'm going to call him right now.
01:19:14Because he's such a cheap turd.
01:19:18Wow.
01:19:20Mr. Hines, no one else knew about this. It was all just me.
01:19:23And me.
01:19:25Me too.
01:19:27Me three.
01:19:29Four.
01:19:31Look, Kate. This is all my fault.
01:19:35You can take back the whole hotel thing. It doesn't really matter where we stay.
01:19:38Is it all true?
01:19:40Yes.
01:19:42Yeah.
01:19:44And Raul? Was he even real?
01:19:48Well, sort of. I'm Paul. But I play Raul.
01:19:55I love Raul.
01:20:01Mom and Dad, I'm so sorry. I'm not actually getting married.
01:20:05I thought it might be too good to be true.
01:20:09So this is how many now?
01:20:12Who's doing it?
01:20:14Dad.
01:20:16Ron's in the bloody family.
01:20:18Alright, everybody. Megan and I still have to get married and we've got a plane to catch.
01:20:22So somebody lock the bloody door.
01:20:25And let's do this.
01:20:27Yeah. Let's do this.
01:20:35Here comes the bride, my prince!
01:20:41Pop the champagne!
01:20:49Well, cheers to my baby sister and her new husband.
01:20:53I hope they at least get matching bunk beds in the hostel.
01:20:56Of course, they could have been at a five-star luxury hotel if I hadn't opened my big fat mouth.
01:21:01Well, cheers to two big fat mouths?
01:21:02Andy, you didn't have to do that. I wish you hadn't.
01:21:06You say that now?
01:21:10They all look so handsome.
01:21:13Well, that's because the photographer is really, really good.
01:21:16Oh.
01:21:18Yeah, I could probably hook you guys up.
01:21:20You're funny. And very sweet.
01:21:29Hello?
01:21:31What's up, Kate? It's Paul.
01:21:33Oh, Paul. Hi.
01:21:36I'm just at Andy's and we're looking at some wedding pictures and having some wine.
01:21:40A lot of wine.
01:21:42Hey, Kate, I've been thinking.
01:21:44I really enjoy being Raul and hanging out with you.
01:21:48I was wondering if ...
01:21:50Yes?
01:21:52Well, if you want to hang out sometime.
01:21:54You know, nothing heavy. Keep it cool and see where it goes.
01:22:00Are you at the gym right now?
01:22:02Yeah, a little reps, a little cardio. You know, just working it.
01:22:06Your gym is open at this hour?
01:22:08No, no, no. I'm alone.
01:22:10Hey, you want to come by and work up a sweat?
01:22:13You mean work up a sweat with no commitments?
01:22:20Paul, are you standing in front of a mirror with a spotlight on you right now?
01:22:24Can you see me?
01:22:27No. I can't.
01:22:31Okay.
01:22:35Actually ...
01:22:39I don't want to come by and work up a sweat.
01:22:42Oh.
01:22:44Next time, maybe?
01:22:47Yeah. Later, maybe.
01:23:00Bye.
01:23:10I overheard a little of that. You okay?
01:23:14Yeah. I guess.
01:23:23Hi.
01:23:25Hi.
01:23:27I, uh ...
01:23:29I wrote something for you.
01:23:31So ...
01:23:34I'm just gonna ...
01:23:36I'm just gonna read it.
01:23:39Roses are red.
01:23:43And violets are blue.
01:23:45I thought I'd try on this bad boy jacket for you.
01:23:50I thought about striking a pose, you know, or maybe changing my voice.
01:23:54Shaving my beard, but, uh ...
01:23:56To be honest, that just all sounded weird.
01:23:59Oddly enough, I had a really good time trying to find you another guy.
01:24:04But deep down inside, I longed for the two-week finish line.
01:24:09Where you would break up because I felt like I was the next guy, the nice guy in line.
01:24:17And I just really wanted your eyes to say hello to mine.
01:24:24Now, there was a time you mentioned that nice guys were good.
01:24:27But the problem was, they were two shy-ass girls out, and that ...
01:24:33That I understood.
01:24:36I thought of all these other things I could do.
01:24:39But ...
01:24:42I mean, all I really want ...
01:24:44Is to just sit and talk, and ...
01:24:47Just maybe share another grilled cheese with you.
01:24:54So ...
01:24:56Kate ...
01:24:59Would you like to go out with me sometime?
01:25:08You know what I realized?
01:25:10What?
01:25:13I never really liked Mother Jacket.
01:25:15No? You know what? Me neither.
01:25:20I tried.
01:25:22You tried.
01:25:24Thanks.
01:25:26Yeah.
01:25:57Hi.
01:26:11You're a lucky man.
01:26:13Hey, you brought us together.
01:26:19Now, step back. You're in my light, bro.
01:26:26Hi.
01:26:36Hi.
01:26:38Hi.
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