Nine Perfect Strangers S01E03 Earth Day
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00:01I'm Masha.
00:03Supposedly she completely changes people, you know?
00:06That's why I'm going, to be transformed.
00:09Good luck with that.
00:11You're a drug addict, Tony.
00:13There's many places you could go, but you came here.
00:16It's my brother, Zack. He stopped living three years ago.
00:19I'm angry. At me?
00:20For being so constantly upbeat.
00:22It was interesting.
00:24Is he open, please?
00:25It's not published yet.
00:26Maybe the guy got a leaked copy or something.
00:28What does it say?
00:29He didn't like it very much.
00:31Ready?
00:32Is Masha crazy, or is she the real deal?
00:34You're right, Delilah.
00:35This is particularly a volatile group.
00:38Let's start the protocol, the new protocol.
00:40I've made the decision.
00:43This is exciting.
01:00You've got this strange effect on me
01:06And I like it
01:10You've got this strange effect on me
01:16And I like it
01:21You make my world seem right
01:26You make my darkness bright, oh yes
01:31You've got this strange effect on me
01:37And I like it
01:42And I like it
01:47And I like it
01:57And I like it
02:02Only you
02:08Can make this world seem right
02:15Only you
02:20Can make the darkness dry
02:27Only you and you alone
02:34Today we give ourselves to the earth
02:40And fill my heart with light
02:51No.
02:53What?
02:55I thought I heard a scream.
02:59Oh.
03:03I don't know.
03:05Sorry.
03:06Oh.
03:20You're not hard.
03:38I mean, you're not really wet.
03:40I am wet.
03:41No, really.
03:42I think I'd be the first to know.
03:44Maybe our frame of reference is just different.
03:46Our frame of reference is different?
03:48I mean, my wet might not be your wet.
03:50What?
04:19Fuck me.
04:24Morning.
04:25Hey, honey.
04:27Rushing with a lot of vigor today.
04:30Even for you.
04:33It's my Marsha day.
04:34What?
04:37It's my Marsha day.
04:39My, uh, my one-on-one.
04:42Fabulous.
04:45Why fabulous?
04:46Do we even know what to expect?
04:50No.
04:51No idea.
04:52It's like jumping in a river.
04:53You just see where it takes you.
04:56Rivers just take you downstream from wherever you are.
05:03I guess that's the point.
05:07What can I do?
05:08Nothing.
05:09It's okay.
05:13What do you think you say we ride it out?
05:42Hey.
05:46You're itchy.
05:47You're sad.
05:48What is it?
05:49What is it?
05:51You better clean your teeth.
06:17Something wrong?
06:18Oh, you scared me.
06:22Yo, mention that you've been getting threats.
06:24Is that another one?
06:25I'm not worried.
06:28I'm not.
06:29Think it's Conley, maybe?
06:31His family?
06:32Makes sense, right?
06:34What?
06:35I won.
06:36No negligence.
06:37Well, that doesn't mean they're over it.
06:40I mean, what else could it be?
06:43It could be a stalker.
06:47It could be a competitor.
06:49It could be my ex-husband.
06:51It could be, it could be.
06:52I mean, I wish I could narrow the field.
06:55I don't think they're ready.
06:58I really, really don't.
07:04Can you trust me on this?
07:07Sometimes I feel trust is still an issue with you.
07:16Yes, take it.
07:19Come on.
07:20Don't worry so much.
07:24Morning, Zoe.
07:26Morning.
07:27Morning, Carmel.
07:28Welcome, everybody.
07:31Everyone, welcome to day three.
07:34Good morning, now.
07:36I don't know where Masha sourced that mattress,
07:38but oh, my God, it is perfection.
07:42Heather, how are you feeling today?
07:44Good.
07:45Slept amazingly, actually.
07:47How about you, sweetheart?
07:49Yeah, good.
07:51This is good.
07:52Oh, my goodness, delicious.
07:54It's the big yum-yums, what this is.
07:56This is Masha day.
07:57It's scary, but like in a good way.
07:59Does that make sense?
08:00I've got a splitting headache.
08:01Okay, morning schedule.
08:02We have meditation after breakfast,
08:04then we begin our fast.
08:05I'm going to have my smoothie.
08:06Here you go.
08:08Oh, look at this special plate.
08:10Yeah, it's real fucking cute.
08:13Where do you get that?
08:14I couldn't even get an Advil.
08:15Some of us have real medical conditions.
08:16I have an actual bad back,
08:18but your little Heimlich didn't help.
08:20You loved it.
08:23Sorry to be a nosy posy, but what am I missing?
08:27Um, he tried to kill me with a grape yesterday.
08:30Ooh, can I get some grapes?
08:32Actually, I'm kind of having a little blood sugar issue.
08:34We do need you all to take the fast seriously.
08:37Is that no?
08:38I'm taking it very seriously.
08:39When do we eat again?
08:40Dinner, 7 p.m.
08:42That's 11 hours from now.
08:44We will be outside all day,
08:46so if you feel you must eat,
08:48anything you can forage on the property is allowed.
08:50Today is about connecting with Mother Earth,
08:53living off the land.
08:55Um, can I ask?
08:58Uh, it doesn't matter.
08:59Go ahead.
09:00Please.
09:02Excellent.
09:03Well, when I feel stress and tension,
09:08it typically helps me if I talk about it,
09:12and I was wondering whether that was okay,
09:14you know, within the group.
09:16Of course.
09:17Absolutely.
09:18Excellent.
09:19Um, I'm feeling tension between Jessica and Ben.
09:24What's going on?
09:26It's really more what's not going on.
09:29I'm so sorry.
09:30I don't know why I said that out loud.
09:31What do you mean by that?
09:32What's not going on?
09:33I didn't mean anything by it.
09:34I didn't mean to say it.
09:35Tell her about it.
09:36I didn't say anything.
09:37She just must be really intuitive.
09:40Listen, you're with friends here.
09:42You would feel much better if you just talked it out.
09:45Hey, talk this out, bro.
09:46You're a real dick.
09:48Delilah, I would like to report Ben to HR.
09:51Who do I speak to about that?
09:52Lars, you need to stop being antagonistic.
09:55Well, good luck with that.
09:57Excuse me?
09:59Excuse you?
10:00You remember?
10:01That's what you said when we met at the general store.
10:03I told you I was coming here to be transformed.
10:05And you said good luck with that.
10:08Wow, you really have given that a lot of thought.
10:11Seriously, babe?
10:13Get yourself a vibrator and let off some steam.
10:16Really?
10:17Okay, okay, back to the schedule, please.
10:19We have meditation from 9 to 10.
10:21Potato sack race at 10.15.
10:23Napoleon, you have mosh at 11.
10:24Wait, did you just say potato sack race?
10:26Yes, I did.
10:27Exercise combined with laughter
10:29has proven to reduce stress and anxiety,
10:31which it seems we could use.
10:32Sensational!
10:33Potato sack race.
10:34I'm not doing it.
10:35Tony, you could be excused because of your knee.
10:37And Francis, if your back is bothering you.
10:39It really is.
10:40No problem.
10:41But I can tell you it's one of our most popular activities.
10:44We've never had a guest who regretted participating.
10:46Count the Marconis in.
10:48Uh-oh, I want to be on the Marconi team.
10:50And Carmel, there you go.
10:52You guys are from a long line of potato sack racers.
10:54I got moves like Tigger, look at this.
10:57You will be in the Olympics!
11:00Sit down, you bully.
11:02Is it individual bags,
11:03or do we get to jump in the sack with somebody else?
11:05Because if we do, I choose Jessica.
11:08I'm gay, but I still choose Jessica.
11:10Aw, that is so sweet of you to say.
11:13Look at those claws.
11:15My God, they're fierce.
11:17Anyway, so long as it's not Carmel,
11:19because you terrify me.
11:22Ah!
11:30Lasha.
11:32Yes?
11:34There's been an incident.
11:36Carmel attacked Lars.
11:40Physically attacked him?
11:42She lunged for his throat, but we handled it.
11:45He's with Yao now.
11:49If she has anger issues, it's better that it comes out this way.
11:52Then what other way?
11:54Oh, come on, you're having a day, aren't you?
11:57Aren't you?
11:58Well, apropos of our conversation earlier,
12:01I do think we should proceed with a little bit of caution, no?
12:06Duly noted.
12:10It's good that we challenge each other.
12:13It makes us better, right?
12:16All about self-improvement.
12:22Glory's taking Carmel to the Arboretum.
12:25I've examined Lars. He's fine.
12:27See? Everything's fine.
12:31No need to worry.
12:33But Delilah is tight.
12:35I think you've been neglecting her, Yao.
12:38We've got a good one here.
12:41I hope you appreciate her.
12:48Do you?
12:50I do.
12:53Very good.
12:56I love my team.
13:02You wanna ring the bell?
13:04Come on, lovebirds. Move it.
13:26Oh...
13:47Hey.
13:48Yeah.
13:50Are you okay? You look...
13:52You look pasty.
13:53Yeah, I'm fine. Just...
13:55You know, meditation.
13:57Being alone with my own thoughts.
14:00Yeah, I know that.
14:02Hey, um...
14:03Listen, do you mind not saying anything to the others
14:06about my little Internet scandum thing?
14:08Because it's just...
14:10Well, it's humiliating.
14:12What would you tell me for?
14:14I don't know.
14:15I guess for some reason I didn't think you were gonna judge me.
14:19Yeah, your secret's safe with me.
14:23Thanks.
14:24All right, let's go meditate.
14:28Sunlight...
14:30rains down upon you...
14:33strobing swaths of gold...
14:42filling you up.
14:48From your head...
14:50to your toes...
14:53with gratitude...
14:56and joy...
14:58for another day...
15:01another chance.
15:04I'm right here, darling.
15:08Sharing it with you.
15:11I'm right here, darling.
15:15Sharing it with you.
15:40I'm right here, darling.
15:55I fancy meeting you here.
15:57Are you doing this? Are you sure that's a good idea?
15:59Yeah, I can't resist the competition. What's your excuse?
16:01Are you sure you're okay to do this?
16:03Oh, no, that's...
16:05That is cute. I'm not participating.
16:07I'm here socially. Good luck.
16:09Okay, let's split up. The Marconis.
16:12Yes!
16:13And Carmel versus Ben, Jessica, Lars, and Tony.
16:17We are gonna look so ridiculous in these things.
16:20You? Never.
16:23Okay, this way, ladies.
16:25Oh, you're gonna do this with your knee?
16:27No shit talking me, Karen.
16:28Can you cope?
16:29Heather. Her name's Heather.
16:31He knows that. He's joking.
16:32Okay, we want everyone to be safe, so let's not get crazy.
16:36Remember, the goal is fun, laughter, and play.
16:38The positive benefits of which have been documented
16:40at the Mayo Clinic, FYI.
16:42There you go. I'm rooting for all of you.
16:45Yeah, we're gonna crush this.
16:46Our team's more fit.
16:48The Marconis will not be beaten.
16:50I've got a heart murmur. Is that okay?
16:53All right, ready, and go!
16:57Go, go, go!
17:28Come on, I got it!
17:30I got it! I got it!
17:32Come on!
17:33I got it! I got it! I got it!
17:36Yes! I got it! I got it!
17:39Let's go, let's go!
17:40Yes! Yes!
17:46Awesome!
17:48Nice!
17:58Yeah!
18:02Yeah!
18:04I won! I won!
18:06Ho, ho, ho, ho!
18:08That's illegal! That's illegal!
18:10That's illegal!
18:12She wasn't jumping!
18:14Everyone calm down, calm down, calm down.
18:17Excuse me, but there's no rule that says I have to jump.
18:20That's right.
18:21No, no, that is a first, but...
18:24Legal, yeah.
18:26How did you learn to do that?
18:28I used to be a cheerleader.
18:30Gee!
18:31Okay, okay, congratulations to the winners!
18:33Namaste to the losers.
18:35Okay.
18:36We have 40 minutes of free time,
18:37then it is out to the wilderness.
18:38Lunch is out there if you can find it.
18:40Dinner, too.
18:41Dinner?
18:42Smoothies at 7 p.m., but anything beyond that.
18:44You can't just starve us.
18:46There's a lot of fruit trees, nuts.
18:48There's even an avocado tree out there somewhere and a river.
18:50I can't eat a river.
18:52Do we at least get a fishing pole?
18:53Living off the land, Ben, so...
18:55That doesn't count.
18:5740 minutes, everyone.
18:59Don't forget your sunscreen, okay?
19:01Can't eat sunscreen, either.
19:03Yeah.
19:33Please come in.
19:48Napoleon.
19:50Welcome.
19:51How are you today?
19:53Oh, fantastic.
19:55I mean, still smarting from a devastating potato sack defeat,
19:58but other than that, I'm fine.
20:02Wonderful.
20:04You know, I, uh, I wanted to let you know
20:06we're so grateful to be here,
20:08despite how it may have seemed at the beginning.
20:11Heather was, um...
20:13She couldn't believe it when you reduced your rate for us.
20:16Very generous.
20:18How is Heather?
20:20Oh, she's good, thank you.
20:22Please, sit down.
20:26So she's better?
20:28She was quite on the precipice the other day.
20:30I understand.
20:32Oh, she would never.
20:33She was just, uh...
20:36Admiring the view.
20:38Yeah.
20:41Yeah, she would never.
20:42She would never.
20:44Oh.
20:50Want to start again?
20:54How is your wife?
20:56How is Heather?
21:02Heather's broken.
21:06Our son took his life, and Heather, uh...
21:11She's broken.
21:14What about you?
21:16I'm fine.
21:19I mean, obviously, I was grief-stricken for some time,
21:24and, uh...
21:27But these things happen.
21:29These things happen.
21:31Yes, they do.
21:34Suicide is the leading cause of death in America,
21:38especially for young people.
21:41I spent about a month crying,
21:43why me, on my pillow,
21:45but when you look at the statistics,
21:47a better query might be, why not me?
21:49It's all around us.
21:52So you're not broken.
21:58I-I still hurt, of course, but...
22:05And the irony...
22:07The irony?
22:09Napoleon, what irony?
22:14It matters not how straight the gate.
22:16I am the master of my fate.
22:18I am the captain of my soul.
22:21God of the night carries me.
22:24Black as the pit from pole to pole.
22:27Invictus.
22:29Yeah. Yeah.
22:31You get a gold star.
22:33I teach high school, which you know,
22:36and, uh...
22:38Anyway, that's what I preach to all my students,
22:40that they are the masters of their own fates.
22:44And Zach chose to be the master of his fate,
22:47in his way, so, yeah.
22:49Irony.
22:51I am so sorry.
22:53I am so sorry for your loss, Napoleon.
22:56Thank you. It's, uh...
22:58It's difficult,
23:00but I am not broken.
23:05We carry on because we must, right?
23:08What's the alternative?
23:10Exactly.
23:11I'd like to try something, if you're open to it.
23:13Of course I'm open. That's why I'm here.
23:16Lovely.
23:18Good. Well, um...
23:20Close your eyes.
23:26Breathe.
23:30Picture your son, Zach.
23:32Huh?
23:35Sorry, that's not right now.
23:37No, of course not. I understand.
23:39Just picture anything, anything at all.
23:42Close your eyes.
23:44I really don't want to be late for the foraging.
23:46I'm told there's a limited amount of avocados,
23:49and that idea of missing out on the guac is...
23:51Please, would you do it?
23:53Picture anything at all. I don't care.
23:55I mean, a cup of coffee, whatever you want, spaceship,
23:58your wife's smile, anything at all.
24:00Then you can leave, I promise.
24:02Just close your eyes.
24:04Close them. Yes, that's it.
24:07Now, anything you want.
24:27This, what did you see?
24:32I saw myself...
24:35eating a delicious avocado.
24:43The future.
24:44Yeah.
24:47May I go, Masha, please?
24:50You may.
24:52Carry on. Napoleon.
24:56Right-o.
25:25Now, what about these mushrooms?
25:27Are they poisonous?
25:29Some are, some aren't.
25:31Helpful.
25:33I suggest we stick to the berries, the leafy greens.
25:35It's not just about finding food,
25:37it's about connecting to the earth,
25:39really feeling the earth.
25:41Yeah, as long as I don't connect to any poison ivy,
25:43I'm allergic.
25:44Yeah, a moment. Yes.
25:46I'm not really feeling the effects of my breakfast this morning,
25:48you know what I mean?
25:50No, I don't.
25:52My medication.
25:54Tony, you picked up the pill and swallowed it?
25:56Uh-huh. Yeah, well, listen, I'm not feeling so great, okay?
25:59And when I feel like shit, I don't play well with others.
26:01You got me?
26:03Understood.
26:10What are you staring at?
26:11I know who you are.
26:12Oh, yeah?
26:13You look familiar, but I couldn't place your face.
26:15Well, now I can.
26:17You're Smiley Hogburn, right?
26:19What?
26:20Oh, my God.
26:22Ben, you're right, that's Smiley Hogburn.
26:24Holy moly, what happened, man?
26:27I... I didn't mean that.
26:29Who's Smiley Hogburn?
26:31He was a star tight end for the 90s.
26:33He was like Gronkowski before Gronkowski.
26:35Gronkowski was better than Gronkowski.
26:36Yo, you know you could have been a Hall of Famer
26:38if you wouldn't have shattered your knee?
26:39I knew you were famous. I knew it.
26:41Hey, you know how I recognize you?
26:42When we won the potato sack race and you did that little dance.
26:45That was your touchdown jig, right?
26:47Yo, you was my dad's favorite player.
26:48Well, you was his favorite white player.
26:50Well, you was probably his second favorite white player
26:52because he loved Brad Farber.
26:53He was top three for sure.
26:55Damn, I'm talking to Smiley Hogburn.
26:57No, you're not.
26:58There's no Smiley Hogburn anymore, okay?
26:59It's just Tony.
27:01You got me? Tony.
27:04Tony needs his fucking medicine.
27:08So, uh, are there any snakes?
27:11There are 33 species of snakes in this region.
27:14I'm not gonna have to, like,
27:15fight the head off of one to prove myself, am I?
27:18Jessica, you shouldn't ever do anything
27:21that makes you feel uncomfortable.
27:23That goes for anywhere, here included.
27:26Maybe especially here, okay?
27:32What did that mean?
27:33That sounded like it had meaning.
27:49♪ Heard all the waiting's up
27:52♪ But no, it wasn't waiting, no way
27:59♪ And it wasn't yet this way
28:05That's a pretty song.
28:09My son used to play it.
28:12He could really sing.
28:15I bet.
28:19♪
28:32Oh, what's happening?
28:35Uh, this part is completely optional.
28:39But I promise you won't regret it.
28:43Come here.
28:57Oh, Mom, you're naked.
29:00Okay.
29:02Beautiful.
29:04There you go.
29:06Oh, you girls are wild!
29:13♪
29:25Gramtastic.
29:27What, huh?
29:28Instagram.
29:30It's not real if you can't post it, right?
29:34You strike me as more of a Facebook lady.
29:37No, my kids are like you, tragically addicted.
29:40I'm sure if they saw your page, they'd worship you.
29:46Uh, I'm really sorry if I'm, like, misreading you at all.
29:51But on the possibility that I'm not, you can fuck off.
29:57Mom!
29:58Just at least turn...
30:00It's just a body, it's just flesh.
30:03Oh, God.
30:07Francis?
30:08No, no, no!
30:10Not a chance!
30:11Between the chemical peels, the collagen injections,
30:14and all the other things that I'm not going to admit,
30:17I'm confident I have single-handedly paid for my esthetician's beach house.
30:21This doesn't ever see the sun.
30:24Okay.
30:31Talk to me like that ever again.
30:34What, you'll fuck me up?
30:36You think you're the only one who doesn't like being dismissed?
30:38I haven't been dismissing you.
30:39Yes, you have!
30:41Oh, gee, oh, cheerleader, oh, Instagram.
30:45Like, fuck off.
30:50I don't ever think I've seen one before.
30:53Well, there it is.
30:55What?
30:56Right there, see it?
30:57I do!
30:58Avocado ahoy!
31:03What the...
31:06One!
31:07It's a little early in the season.
31:09Are we on some kind of reality show or something?
31:12What about the apple orchard?
31:14Just buds.
31:15But we've got some blueberries, some green ones.
31:18It's a little early for them.
31:19Hey, man, you said that there was going to be food out here.
31:21There is, we just need a forage.
31:23It's not meant to be easy, Tony.
31:24Clearly not.
31:28We're into the river, ladies.
31:31She knows what she's doing.
31:33Oh, my God, Mom.
31:35Full frontal situation, really.
31:39I used to run around naked all the time.
31:41Yeah, when I was five.
31:44I love your body.
31:45Oh, my God, who are you?
31:47Carmel, can you spin me around?
31:49I want to see the other side of the river.
31:56Oh, it's pretty.
31:59Mm.
32:01Oh, these are actually pretty good.
32:03A lot of fat content in walnuts, rich in antioxidants and omega-3s.
32:07I want to go back to the lodge.
32:10Need my medication.
32:11When did you start taking Oxy?
32:13Was it to deal with the injury?
32:14That would be none of your business.
32:15Come on, you could tell us.
32:17I mean, dipshit here told us his deep, dark secret.
32:20I did?
32:22Yeah, that you're a dipshit.
32:24Well, the Marconi family drama's certainly been on full display.
32:28That's for sure.
32:29You know, I saw you shatter that knee like a hundred times.
32:33Those highlight reels they always play on ESPN?
32:35Worst sports injuries?
32:37You right up there with Joe Theismann.
32:38Good times. Let's change the subject.
32:41Let's talk about you, Ben.
32:43Driving a Lamborghini?
32:45What's your story?
32:47I don't have one.
32:50I don't.
32:51Everybody has a story.
32:53Especially the people that claim otherwise.
32:56Oh, I'm sorry.
32:57Never been anything.
32:59Never done anything.
33:01How'd you make your money?
33:04I didn't.
33:06I won the lottery.
33:08Whoa.
33:10Twenty-two million dollars.
33:12Wow.
33:13Never did a fucking thing.
33:16Didn't plan on telling y'all that.
33:18Sharing is contagious, Ben.
33:20So thank you for your honesty.
33:21It's a big step.
33:22Come on, you must have a job, right?
33:26I drove a catering truck.
33:29I didn't make a lot of money, but I had meaning.
33:33You know?
33:34Just simple tasks that made people's day a little better.
33:38Sounds stupid, but it mattered.
33:42And poof.
33:44I won the lottery.
33:46Everything else became moot.
33:49No meaning.
33:50No matter.
33:51Come on.
33:52You still got Jessica, huh?
33:55At least for the time being.
33:57What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
33:59Why do you feel like you always gotta stir shit up?
34:03I was kidding.
34:04Sorry.
34:05You know, this night's getting old.
34:07Ben had a genuine moment there, a moment of real honesty,
34:10and you just took a big fat shit all over it.
34:13Why?
34:14Look, man, I appreciate it,
34:15but I'm not asking anybody to feel sorry for me.
34:19I won the lottery, right?
34:21I actually feel sorry for Lars.
34:29Okay, can we go now?
34:31This is just the best feeling.
34:33It's the best thing I've ever felt, and I don't know why.
34:37Me too, but my body keeps wanting to bob up.
34:41I also find that feelings tend to bubble up in this pool.
34:48Anybody have any feelings to share?
34:52I feel wonderful.
34:54Me too.
34:55I feel more like myself, which I haven't been today.
35:00Would you like to expand on that, Carmel?
35:03How you haven't been feeling like yourself?
35:07I've been snapping at people,
35:10and, well, Jessica told me to fuck off,
35:14so I suspect that I did something to her too.
35:18Did I?
35:20You dismissed me.
35:21I told you.
35:22We've been, you know,
35:25judging me about being a cheerleader on Instagram,
35:31and you said it's not real if I don't post it.
35:36And that hadn't hurt?
35:40Yeah, because it's true.
35:42Check it first thing in the morning
35:44to make sure people think I'm pretty.
35:48That's pathetic.
35:50Do you really not think that you're pretty?
35:54No.
35:56How?
35:57It's pretty noticeable.
35:58I mean, my eyelids are, like, drooping,
36:00and my thighs are too big,
36:03and my stomach isn't flat enough.
36:05My pores are huge.
36:06My hips are too big.
36:07My hairline is wrong,
36:08and these freckles won't fuck off
36:09no matter how much I laser,
36:11and it's, you know...
36:14This is a good day.
36:16Wow, I feel so bad right now for hating you some.
36:21Well, my husband left me for, um...
36:25a young woman.
36:26So sometimes when I see pretty young women,
36:30you, I just want to go...
36:34Pow!
36:36Right in the face.
36:37I mean, I would never do it, honestly.
36:39What? You want to punch me in the face?
36:42Um, well, I'm ashamed of it, but...
36:46Yes.
36:47Okay.
36:49That's cool.
36:51Frances, what are you thinking?
36:54I was just thinking,
36:55I wish I could write this all down.
36:58It's awful.
36:59I have five interesting women,
37:02a beautiful setting,
37:03and I'm not the least bit present.
37:08I'm just recording it, you know, for reference.
37:10You're not real people to me.
37:15Sorry.
37:17It's a sulfur.
37:20I don't know where that came from.
37:22I have a question.
37:24When was the last time anybody here had sex?
37:27Mom.
37:28You don't have to answer.
37:30Have you had sex?
37:31Stop. Stop.
37:32It's just...
37:33I'm just asking whether anybody here remembers,
37:36because I remember.
37:38I know exactly the last time I had sex.
37:40It was three years ago.
37:41Don't. Please.
37:43If I'd known it was going to be the last time,
37:44I'd have bothered to remember the details.
37:46Oh, God.
37:47I suspect it was good,
37:48because your father is a brilliant lover.
37:50As goofy as he is, he can be all business.
37:53I'm sure it was good.
37:54Because sex is good, isn't it?
37:57Oh, shit.
37:58It's just not possible for me anymore.
38:04It might be for Napoleon.
38:08I think he should have an affair while we're here.
38:12He could have an affair with you.
38:14You could write about it after.
38:19Are you okay?
38:20I...
38:22I'm wonderful.
38:26How could that possibly be?
38:34I'm not feeling well.
38:36I joined the club.
38:37It's called malnutrition.
38:39No. No, it's something else.
38:41My head feels funny.
38:42It's because you're starving.
38:44We all are.
38:45I hear ringing.
38:46Does anyone else hear ringing?
38:47I thought you said there was going to be food out here to find.
38:49There is.
38:50Yeah? Well, when the fuck, huh?
38:52I mean, all the fruit is out of season.
38:54And all we've had was a couple of walnuts,
38:56which were fucking disgusting,
38:58and a tiny little smoothie like nine hours ago.
39:00It's fucking inhumane.
39:01Tony, just take a breath.
39:03Enough with the fucking breath, okay?
39:05We can't eat air.
39:07You, you got rations?
39:09Me?
39:10Me, yeah, you.
39:12You're the type to have a secret stash.
39:14All right.
39:15Yeah, yeah, you're definitely the type to not share.
39:17Huh.
39:19Huh.
39:25Hi.
39:31You said the only thing we're having for dinner tonight is a smoothie?
39:37Don't be ridiculous.
39:39Well, the rules are whatever we could forage, right?
39:42Yeah.
39:45The ethical carnival.
39:47One must only eat what one is prepared to kill.
39:51Well, protein don't sound so bad.
39:54Have you all gone mad?
39:56I haven't.
39:57You have.
39:58That's all right.
39:59Maybe after a little sustenance, we'll come to our senses.
40:01Hey, girl.
40:04Scoozy.
40:06I'll be back in a second, fellas.
40:10Are you kidding me?
40:11Tony!
40:12Stop him!
40:13Jesus!
40:14God!
40:15Tony!
40:16Tony!
40:17Come on.
40:18Come on.
40:19Move.
40:42Tony!
40:43Tony!
40:44Tony!
40:45Tony!
40:46Tony!
40:47Tony!
40:48Tony!
40:49Tony!
40:50Tony!
40:51Tony!
40:52Tony!
40:53Tony!
40:54Tony!
40:55Tony!
40:56Tony!
40:57Tony!
40:58Tony!
40:59Tony!
41:00Tony!
41:01Tony!
41:02Tony!
41:03Tony!
41:04Tony!
41:05Tony!
41:06Tony!
41:07Tony!
41:08Tony!
41:09Tony!
41:10Tony!
41:11Tony!
41:12Tony!
41:13Tony!
41:14Tony!
41:15Tony!
41:16Tony!
41:17Tony!
41:25Welcome back.
41:29How was your Earth day?
41:31It was interesting.
41:33Yeah?
41:34No, actually.
41:36It was incredible.
41:39Who's hungry for barbecue the hell
41:48Did you kill it living off the land, baby
42:09You did this the rule was whatever we could forage out there
42:14And there wasn't much out there how barbaric can you be she wanted us to be barbaric didn't you
42:25I did yes
42:28Well played well played you're okay with this i'm proud of you all the exercise was to live off the land man as
42:35hunter and gatherer
42:37You have exceeded expectations tonight we're gonna celebrate we will have a a grand banquet
42:46We will even have wine is she looking at me when she says wine see you all for dinner
42:56Glory i'm not eating man. How you doing?
43:00Well, i'll take my pill the real one right fucking now
43:03Oh
43:06Yeah, of course
43:33Oh
43:37It's me
43:42Come in
43:47You okay, yes, i'm fine
43:52I should have intervened
43:55No
43:57You did well, it's the new protocol
44:00the
44:01Power of it. They all felt it
44:04I
44:06Was good
44:09Huh, i'm sorry
44:15Yeah, you did nothing wrong for your loss
44:23I'm sorry for that
44:33I'm sorry
45:03Perish the pain
45:10I was impoverished
45:12Eyes
45:34I'm surviving which more than I can say about the goat. Oh, I mean, I know
45:39It's hypocritical because I eat meat and do I own quite a few exceptional leather pieces I do so guilty but
45:47I mean to physically just do it. It's
45:52Just when I thought you're actually gonna be sweet. Oh, well, there's your mistake right there thinking i'm a nice guy
46:01You know the big uh word on the street is that you were a professional football player
46:07Is that true
46:09Yeah
46:10Yeah, it was I was
46:13It was yeah
46:14Is there any reason that you never mentioned that to me? Well, you never asked me
46:22So well, I just assumed you were in witness protection or something like that so you couldn't talk about it anyway
46:28Okay
46:33You know your issue you gotta narrow it down for me
46:37The one about uh, you know not being as great as you used to be at something that one. I know I get it
46:44I've been there done that
46:47Sucks
46:59Oh, hey
47:03Your mom seems to be having fun that's nice nice maybe concerning definitely she could always dance your mom
47:12I wasn't sure i'd ever see it again. Something's up with mom dad
47:19She's turning a corner
47:24Everyone seems a little different today. Wouldn't you agree?
47:29Anything you want to tell me
47:31Only that we don't fool around
47:34Ah, yeah about that. Um seems that when we were out today somebody went into my room and took some of my things. Oh
47:42Really like what an apple watch things that record images and so forth things that you agreed to turn over. I need them back
47:49Now, you know what you need lars. You need a little puppy training
47:53But do you like that?
47:55Want me to roll up a newspaper and come to your room later?
47:59tempting
48:14Look at this
48:25Welcome here
48:29Is to a successful earth day. I hear there was many positive
48:34unearthings
48:36Today many truths were told
48:39Here is to revealing ourselves and giving
48:42Of ourselves here here i'm down to the truth. Nothing but
48:47Would anyone else like to say a blessing before we eat? What about a eulogy for the goat?
48:54He gave his life so that we may rejoice tonight, that's the least we can do
48:58I don't think the goat was a willing participant. He didn't give anything. He was slaughtered
49:03I i'll go
49:05Yes napoleon oh
49:09Speak to us
49:11All right
49:16Lavenda gets four anybody, uh, remember that one
49:24When you uh sin mind you unintentionally sent
49:30Leviticus 4 23
49:34Out there, uh celebrating the earth first I heard
49:40Ringing like bells
49:44In my head in my ears bells dad
49:49i'm saying grace really and then
49:52I heard it leviticus 4 23 screaming
50:00If his sin is made known to him he shall bring for his offering
50:06A goat
50:08A male without defect. He shall lay his hand on the head of the male goat
50:16And slay it
50:18And offer it before the lord
50:22Napoleon
50:28You know the thing about suicide
50:31So often there are no signs it's hardly an inclination even especially with teenage suicide can be the consequence of a
50:41Split second decision and impulse as little as minutes before it happens
50:49I mean, isn't that incredible?
50:53And here's the other thing
50:55suicide
50:56Survivors often report
50:59That their first thought
51:01After they swallow the pills
51:04Or jump or cut themselves
51:07first thought
51:09My god, what have I done?
51:12Sometimes there's the attempt to sort of the suicidal thoughts. They never even return
51:22So
51:27Zach
51:29Was uh
51:33Impulsive he was always so impulsive when he's only
51:38Me and him we were up the night before we were watching the royal denim bombs. We really loved that movie and um
51:45we stayed up a little too late watching it and uh, that's
51:49That's why I was I was tired the next morning that's why I
51:54Hit the snooze button on my iphone
51:58When the alarm went off
52:01He said I was woken up by your scream after you found him two minutes after he hung himself so
52:08Um, if I if I if I'd gotten up what I should have
52:14When my alarm went off if I'd gone into his room and woke him up like I always do
52:23Up and at him buddy
52:32You wouldn't be broken and uh, you'd still sing in the shower you'd be celebrating your your 21st birthday with your brother
52:44I
52:48Killed that goat. I probably went to save him. I grabbed him away from tony
52:54and then uh
52:56leviticus
52:59He shall lay his hand on the head of the male goat
53:07And slay it and offer it before the lord that's it
53:14Unintentional unintentional sin
53:19If I just gotten up if I just gotten up
53:44So
53:46Have you been medicating us