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00:30I got something I need you to do.
00:33This is the last time.
00:35Of course.
00:37Some drug dealer is holed up in a tower block in East Holland.
00:41This scumbag's been pushing drugs, pimping women, you name it, he's done it.
00:47I need him dealt with.
00:49Isn't that police work?
00:51Sure.
00:53And the moon is made of cheese and the streets is paved with gold.
00:57Wake up!
00:59Excuse me?
01:00The guy's guilty of sin.
01:02He is sinned!
01:04But, it'll take me a year to get the evidence.
01:07More, maybe.
01:09And maybe good men will get taken down by that evidence.
01:13Maybe people make mistakes.
01:16But this guy is scum.
01:19How much?
01:20How much?
01:23Good money.
01:26Two G's.
01:28Two?
01:30You mean five.
01:33You know, if someone was to tell me you were some fresh off the boat killer with more balls than brains, I'd say he was about right.
01:44Okay, you got a deal.
01:46Head on up to Vauxite and call me.
01:49Five G's.
01:58I'm outside the project.
02:15Where is he?
02:16Should be on the second floor.
02:18Keeps an eye on all his boys from up there.
02:20The guys you see are gonna be working for that scumbag in one way or another.
02:26Anyway, these projects all got the same layout.
02:29A staircase leading up on either side.
02:32Try to get off the ground floor before getting violent.
02:35Violent?
02:36Me?
02:37Yeah, you.
02:38Remember, you're doing a real service for the community by getting rid of this scumbag.
02:42Francis McCreary is the community now?
02:45You're starting to sound like your friend Manny.
02:57This ain't really the place for you, tough guy.
03:00I can go where I like.
03:03Listen up, yo.
03:04Get out of here.
03:08Upstairs for residents only.
03:10I know your white ass don't live in this shit.
03:13This ain't the place for you, son.
03:21Stop crying and stay down.
03:30You ain't a cypher of death, devil.
03:32Take that, motherfucker!
03:34He's in my sights.
03:37Stay down there.
03:42Enjoying yourself?
03:47I got a clean shot, man.
03:48It's your first, son!
03:49Put away the gun!
03:51Goddamn, you idiot!
03:59You glad you messed with me?
04:02Get down, gangsta!
04:03Let's move shorts!
04:13Whatever you want.
04:14I got drugs and money.
04:19Stay down there!
04:20You're about to be a fucking cadaver!
04:24I'm just a fucking doorman!
04:25Let me live, yo!
04:31Put your head in mine.
04:47I need some help up in this bitch!
05:05Oh, fuck!
05:06That's good for me!
05:10It's time!
05:34Police! Get out of the way right now!
05:37LCPD!
05:46You don't have to worry about Clarence anymore.
05:48You did a good thing, Nico.
05:50That boy was mean.
05:51He had a tongue on him, too.
05:53Always talking his way out of court.
05:55Willing to compromise anyone to get out of trouble.
05:58Thank God for real justice.
06:05Yo, money.
06:06Don't be trifling with me.
06:08You made a decision.
06:09You gotta fix this Dwayne problem of ours, yeah?
06:12Hey, it ain't our problem, playboy.
06:14It's yours.
06:15That said, I know what I'm going to do.
06:18Is that right?
06:19You cold, Nico?
06:21Peace and love.
06:26Yo, playboy X.
06:29Yo, Whitey's back.
06:33Yo, what you doing?
06:34You got rid of Dwayne already?
06:36I thought the old dog would have put up more of a fight.
06:41I didn't kill Dwayne.
06:43Well, what you doing back here, then?
06:45Step to it, motherfucker.
06:47Well, I was thinking that maybe Dwayne is not the problem.
06:53Maybe it's you.
06:55Motherfucker!
06:56You think you can touch this shit?
06:58You think I got here by letting little bitches like you fuck with me?
07:01I own you!
07:02Nobody owns me!
07:10No country, eh?
07:19Don't try to be a wise guy.
07:23Really?
07:30I thought you was money.
07:32You a low-rate bitch.
07:37You shouldn't have asked me to kill Dwayne, playboy.
07:49Another motherfucker gone and let the money go to his head.
07:52Not such a big man now, are you?
07:55Ice this punk!
08:02You're going to die, motherfucker!
08:05Get away from me!
08:10What? It's just a gun?
08:19Dwayne, I dealt with playboy.
08:21You should know that he asked me to end you first.
08:24He was going to pay me a lot of money to do it.
08:26Shit, man.
08:28He was a good kid back in the day.
08:30Always hungry, though.
08:31Always wanting more.
08:33Maybe I should have seen it then.
08:34Kept a closer eye on him.
08:36You can't predict what people will become.
08:38You right.
08:39I can't give you no money for helping me, son.
08:42But I got the deed to playboy's fancy silk-chick loft.
08:45You can have it.
08:46Hey, man, I've seen where you're living.
08:48You should take it.
08:49Nah.
08:50You'll make me remember the kid too much.
08:52Maybe you'll stop by my place sometime, though.
08:55Hang out with me.
08:56I don't have many friends left, you know.
08:58I'll give you a call sometime soon, Dwayne.
09:01Play the-
09:02Perfect plan.
09:03Fuck boy.
09:08Sorry, not really.
09:12I think you got me cause that collateral damage.
09:19Are you trying to get us both killed, you fucking asshole?
09:22What?
09:23I send you to destroy an organization and you only make the boss disappear.
09:27Now his chief lieutenant is holed up in an apartment and he wants to speak to the feds.
09:31Whoa, hold on.
09:32An organization?
09:33No, you fucking idiot.
09:35I paid you to do a man's job, you amateur, you fucking boy.
09:39No, no, no, no.
09:40You sent me to kill one guy.
09:42One guy who would put you in prison.
09:43Bullshit.
09:46All right.
09:47I'll tell you what, genius.
09:48I'll tell you fucking what.
09:49Tell it to the judge.
09:51Tell him I only sent you to kill one guy so it ain't your fault.
09:54I wonder what he'll say.
09:56Maybe he'll let you walk on account of you being brain dead and totally fucking mentally retarded.
10:02Maybe he will.
10:03Either way, you're screwed.
10:05Whoa, whoa, whoa.
10:07Look, you gotta do this for me.
10:10For us.
10:12Come on, you idiot.
10:14One more.
10:15That guy's a fucking lowlife.
10:17He's nothing.
10:18If there is a god and he loves us, if there is, he'd want this cunt dead.
10:24The guy sells heroin to kids.
10:28The world is full of bad people.
10:30But we've got a lot to lose.
10:33I don't have anything to lose, Mr. McCreary.
10:40How much?
10:41You know my price.
10:42No.
10:43Five.
10:44You call.
10:45I don't care.
10:46You bastard.
10:48Okay.
10:50Now, the guy lives in an apartment on Denver between V and W.
10:54He's holed up there pretty tight.
10:57I left a rifle for you in the trunk of a car at the corner of Albany and M.
11:02Go there.
11:03Give me a call.
11:07A lot.
11:08Well, at least you remember.
11:09Maybe you saw it.
11:11You do jokes about bad people.
11:13Some bad people were going to protest you.
11:15I found the place.
11:16Okay.
11:17The moke's holed up in his apartment.
11:19It's on the fourth floor on the east side of the street.
11:21Go up onto the roof of the building opposite to get a shot at him.
11:25What if he isn't standing by the window?
11:27Then use your damn imagination to get him to the window.
11:30Jesus!
11:31Call me when it's done.
11:38Yo, you blind?
12:03911, what is your emergency?
12:05I think my heart stopped.
12:07The left side of my face has gone numb.
12:09Who are you calling for burger shot?
12:11The Heart Stopper.
12:12The all-new tower of a meal at Burger Shot.
12:15It's the six-pound burger.
12:19Shaniqua, baby.
12:23Look, girl.
12:245-0 was trying to kill me.
12:26And I was real stressed.
12:27And she was there for me.
12:35I'm sorry.
12:54I dealt with him.
12:55You did the right thing.
12:56I hope that the kids out there get this message and realize that there are better paths to take.
13:01I'm not interested in your sermon, Mr. McCreary.
13:04Don't pretend that this was anything other than business.
13:07There's nothing wrong with admitting that you've done some good.
13:10The community thanks you.
13:12One percent better.
13:13If a hundred people manage that, it'll be a hundred percent.
13:21Come in, Nico.
13:24Hi.
13:26So, you fought in the war.
13:29You know a lot.
13:31Yes, you're looking for some people.
13:33We're all looking for that special someone.
13:35But most of us don't want to kill them when we find them.
13:38Most murders are committed by people you know.
13:41Most wives are killed by their husbands.
13:44Yes.
13:45And my wife had better stop sleeping with that tennis coach or...
13:48I'm joking.
13:50I'm sure your wife doesn't need to sleep around.
13:53I'm joking.
13:54I'm sure she does.
13:56Funny.
13:57I'm divorced.
13:58My wife can sleep with whoever she wants.
14:00Interesting.
14:01I'm not divorced.
14:02I was never married.
14:04No details.
14:05I need you to go find someone for me.
14:07I'll be getting a picture through shortly.
14:09This is important.
14:11So why use me?
14:13We always use people like you.
14:15Karen, Michelle, she was the same.
14:18Someone with something to lose, but not much to live for.
14:22What's in it for me?
14:24Two things.
14:25One, you don't get a hundred murders pinned on you.
14:28Two, maybe I will help you.
14:31And maybe I won't.
14:32Now get access to a police computer and wait for my message.
14:35Go.
14:42Now I'm confused.
14:44I don't know what's going on.
14:45The government is turning into a confused transgender prostitute.
14:50It really is.
14:52They don't know who to serve.
14:54The midget agenda.
14:57Every idiot in this country has a damn agenda.
15:01What about my agenda?
15:02You know what that is?
15:03America.
15:04It is up to us.
15:07What?
15:13I got him!
15:14Out of the vehicle.
15:15Put your hands on me.
15:16In my sights.
15:17To the left.
15:28Hurry up, man.
15:29Come on.
15:36Come on.
15:48I found this place.
15:49There are a bunch of guys hanging around.
15:51Well, he must be in there, Nico.
15:53Dispose of them all.
15:54We're doing a favor for our comrades in the East.
15:57You better start doing me some favors soon.
16:06Come on.
16:17I don't want this!
16:18Take cover!
16:20Push!
16:21Push me!
16:27Hey, asshole!
16:28We got you now!
16:37Goddamn!
16:39You are done like a chicken!
16:49Motherfuckers!
16:51We're fucking got you now!
17:00We have reached the control point.
17:02Big man!
17:03Get to cover!
17:07Die, you fucking peasant!
17:11Hey, asshole!
17:12You're surrounded!
17:13There is nowhere to run!
17:15Now you're fucked!
17:17Blockade!
17:18Blockade the way!
17:37Fuck!
17:50Did you serve your purpose?
17:52Yes.
17:53Then you are that much closer to finding the man you are after.
17:56That strange feeling deep inside?
17:58That's the feeling of satisfaction.
18:00After you did something good.
18:02Congratulations.
18:03Goodbye.
18:07Come in.
18:10You're late.
18:11And please calm down out there.
18:12Excuse me?
18:13I didn't give you a free pass to act like an asshole.
18:16You're bringing a lot of heat.
18:17Hang out with bad people, doing bad things, making idiot moves.
18:21I'm an idiot.
18:22I move.
18:23True.
18:24But the last thing I need is you getting caught.
18:26Why?
18:27Because I lead them to you in some plea bargain thing?
18:30To me?
18:31Who am I?
18:33There's a hundred guys in this building alone who fit my description.
18:37Middle-aged men.
18:38Paunchy.
18:39Glasses.
18:40You bring them here?
18:41What's this?
18:42Empty office?
18:43Leased to a man who died in the last days of Vietnam?
18:46Call me up.
18:47My number never existed.
18:48No, I'm not too worried about that.
18:50I mean, I think you'll end up on a flight deck.
18:52But that's your business.
18:53Then why?
18:54Because you're good.
18:55Because I need you to keep being good.
18:57And you're getting distracted.
19:00Funny.
19:01Yeah.
19:02Good.
19:03I need someone neutralized.
19:04Guy is moving a lot of money for terrorists.
19:07Whatever.
19:08It doesn't really matter.
19:09The guy's gotta go.
19:10But I need to know his movements first.
19:12How?
19:13I've got something that's going to help you.
19:15Head over to Albany Avenue and Lansing and give me a call.
19:18Go.
19:19Can I get paid for this?
19:21Can I get a medal?
19:22Did you get a medal in your last war?
19:25What did you give Michelle?
19:28For me?
19:29Michelle?
19:30Karen.
19:31We gave her her life back.
19:33We didn't play too rough.
19:36We gave her some money.
19:38She still works for us.
19:40What about me?
19:42We'll discuss that later.
19:51Chuck Williams.
19:52You're in a lot with it because they're totally fair, you know?
19:55Nearly there.
19:56You're about to see a chopper taking off from Civilization Block.
19:59We need to get hold of it.
20:00Follow it.
20:01Wait until it touches down.
20:02Then, when the passengers are out, get in and fly to the airport in dukes.
20:06Okay, then.
20:08No.
20:09You violated.
20:10You're good and proper.
20:11You got some bitch's name on half your shit.
20:13Do you piece it down?
20:15Equal partners?
20:16You're going to give a man a woman's last name?
20:18I'm surprised you haven't started reading texts.
20:20For the love of all that is holy art, I'm wearing a black dress, aren't I?
20:24Do you have any idea what I'm doing up under this bench while I'm looking down at you?
20:28Ooh, I'm going to have to retire to my quarters and think about this.
20:32While Judge Grady's back in his chambers making his decision,
20:35let's talk to a few people in the courtroom off-camera.
20:38I'm going to have to retire to my quarters and think about this.
20:41I'm going to have to retire to my quarters and think about this.
20:44People in the courtroom audience.
20:45Madam, what do you think?
20:47Who's on the right here?
20:48I can really empathize with Lawrence.
20:50What is this guy doing here?
20:59Fuck!
21:00Learn to shoot straight, asshole!
21:15One hit!
21:19Oh, shit!
21:45Ah, my leg! I'll murder you!
21:51Hell, man! That was rough!
21:54You win!
22:06Okay, then! Let's fly this thing!
22:08Shithead! Shithead!
22:10Hamster Harem, the musical that will have you wincing with tears and...
22:14Pig head!
22:15Go! Go! Go! Go!
22:17Wow! A thousand dollars for this!
22:19No!
22:20I've had enough of you, stupid!
22:22How you doing? I'm in the gentlemen's club.
22:24I think you'll really get used to this. You should come down.
22:27I don't know if you can hear it, Roman, but I'm in a helicopter.
22:31Yes, that is the crazy shit I am having to get up to
22:35after you introduced me to Michelle!
22:37Or Karen, or whatever her name really is!
22:40I don't get it!
22:41Is she a government agent or another kind of cop?
22:44What is she?
22:45Shit! I don't know!
22:46All I know is that her friends have got me by the balls!
22:49Someone's got to be by the balls, too, cousin!
22:52I'll send you a pig!
22:56See you next time on Just For Lunches!
22:59Suddenly, Nigel has long dominated the artwork in the world.
23:04Wow! An incredible career retrospective of Isaac Newton.
23:09Back in the 1970s, they proved that flowers could be sexualized by insects.
23:15Then, in 1987, they were wild enough with their profitable artwork called
23:20The Anorexic and the Gimp in Wonderland.
23:24And it's been non-stop and continual ever since.
23:27Now these two middle-aged British anesthetists are...
23:36Thank you. We'll take it from here.
23:39My men have the chopper.
23:41They're going to strip it down and put it back together.
23:43It should be ready for you when you need it.
23:45Why would I need it?
23:46The guy I told you about.
23:47The guy you need to eliminate.
23:49The only way you'll get to him is in the air.
23:51I'll call you when we have a window.
23:53Goodbye.
24:09All I'm saying is that we'll all be judged in the end.
24:12All of your brothers.
24:13And you, Patrick.
24:14And you, Kate.
24:15Who's going to judge Kate?
24:17What would she win if they did?
24:18Virgin of the Year?
24:19I'm thinking maybe you can catch VD for both of us, Patrick.
24:22Fuck you, Kate.
24:23Language.
24:24Sorry, Ma.
24:26Ho, ho! There he is.
24:28Mr. Fucking Crazy Man.
24:30You want a beer?
24:31No.
24:32Good, because I ain't fucking got none.
24:34Very funny.
24:35Maybe if being a drunkard doesn't work out, you can be a comedian.
24:38Fuck off.
24:40And you, Kate, fuck off out of here.
24:42But aren't you going to introduce us?
24:45Sure.
24:47This is Nico.
24:48Some drug dealing to fucking generate from some armpit in Eastern Europe.
24:52That's my Ma.
24:53Nice to meet you.
24:54Hi.
24:55And this is my sister.
24:56Lovely lass.
24:57Scared to bits of life.
24:58And fucking off out of here right now before I throw a fucking bottle at her.
25:01Patrick.
25:02Nice to meet you.
25:03Likewise.
25:04See you around.
25:06Bye.
25:09What a girl.
25:11I think she likes you.
25:13Word to the wise, though, she don't put out.
25:16Which is convenient, because if she did, I'd have to kill you.
25:20Understood.
25:21Good lad.
25:22You got any drugs on you, boy?
25:24No.
25:25Shit.
25:26Well, probably a good thing.
25:28We got some business to take care of.
25:30Come on.
25:32We've got business out at the docks in Algonquin.
25:35Where's your car, man?
25:37We need a car.
25:46Okay, there's a ship coming in and we're the welcoming party.
25:49Who are we welcoming and what have they got that makes this drive worth the effort?
25:54We're welcoming some of our customers.
25:56We're welcoming some of our cousins from the east.
25:58But we don't know what it is that they're bringing in.
26:01Exactly.
26:02All we know is that it's worth a dollar or two.
26:04My brother Gerald had word about it through this Italian, Ray Buccino.
26:07He gave us the heads up in exchange for a cut of the haul.
26:10What makes you think that the information is legit?
26:13First off, I don't trust this guinea for a second.
26:16We wouldn't be working for him if our family still had the same status it did back in the day.
26:20But that's another story.
26:21Am I going to hear this story?
26:23Anyone who hangs around my family hears about the old days.
26:26Just wait.
26:27Oh, yeah.
26:28Ray Buccino's a slimy motherfucker.
26:30The one thing you can rely on him for is greed.
26:33I'm too small-timed to be worth setting up, so the one angle he can be playing is the cash one.
26:38Makes sense.
26:39Yeah, he'll probably try to give us a fraction of whatever this stuff's worth, but it'll be a fun night.
26:43Depends on what you think is fun.
26:45Stealing, gunfire, car chases, all the usual stuff.
26:48Usual for you and me, maybe.
26:50The general population, I'm not so sure.
26:52General population?
26:54That's a prison term.
26:55You ever been inside?
26:56Not in this country.
26:58In Europe, they do things different there.
27:01Not so much of the fun in the shower that you guys have here in America.
27:06Must have been a real disappointment.
27:08Bet a guy like you thought he was going to be real popular with the lifers.
27:11Did no one pay you any attention?
27:13As I said, the whole prison bitch thing is an American thing.
27:17As I said, the whole prison bitch thing is an American phenomenon.
27:21It don't happen on the other side of the ocean.
27:24Well, you gotta do some time over here.
27:26See what you've been missing out on in your chased European jails.
27:29I'm going to pass on that.
27:31Send me a postcard if you do some time.
27:34Will do. Might even put you on the visitors list.
27:36I'd be fucking touched.
27:38You'd be touched if you did some time, that's for sure.
27:41We would see if they'd be able to touch me.
27:44I got some moves.
27:46You're a good man, Nico. I like you.
27:48Not in a fun-in-the-showers kind of way.
27:50In a male-bonding-about-to-go-rob-some-people kind of way.
27:53I think I know what you're saying.
28:00All right, here we are.
28:01What's the plan?
28:02We get up on the roof of that warehouse.
28:04There should be a good view of the dock so we can scope that shit out.
28:08We're going this way.
28:12Come on, you can do it.
28:14One at a time!
28:30Follow me, Nico!
28:45You better be right about this shipment.
28:48If it's just fish, I'm gonna be pretty irritated, Pecky.
29:14Let's go.
29:31This is where the deal's meant to be going down.
29:37And here's the boat, right on time.
29:41See those boxes on the back of the boat?
29:44They must be bringing clone meds.
29:47Meds?
29:48Yeah, stuff that'll stop housewives cutting their wrists and make their husbands get wood.
29:52Meds.
29:53Mollies, sedatives, antidepressants.
29:55Meds.
29:58Okay, how do we do it?
30:00We'll wait until the truck is loaded, then we'll take it. Simple as that.
30:05I'll cover you from up here, while you're down on the ground cleaning up.
30:09These better be some good fucking pills.
30:11The housewives better be grateful.
30:23You gotta jump down there to get at them, man!
30:40Let's count these!
30:42Fuck off!
31:03You're about to get robbed, you genius!
31:09Damn you!
31:25Brawl, yo!
31:40Goodbye, cocksucker!
31:44Surrender yourself!
31:50I'm going for you!
31:53No way out! You're fucking surrounded!
31:58Gaming right for us! Get down!
32:06Screw on you!
32:09I give in! No more!
32:27Ah!
32:49Now, Mr. Davis.
32:50Yes, Judge Grady. I mean, we were together for a while. She was fine, she carries herself.
32:54All right, Nico, you drive. I'll take out anyone who tries to follow us.
32:57We're going up to Ray's Lockup in Westminster, off of Union Drive West.
33:03She scratched my brand new truck.
33:05I needed a truck, because I'm an accountant.
33:07Is that so? You scratched his truck?
33:09His new accountancy truck?
33:12I'm gonna die of fucking boredom going at this speed.
33:17I can put you down.
33:18They're taking this real serious, aren't they?
33:20They do not like to be robbed again.
33:22Not many people do.
33:23And that's a lesson I've learned.
33:25Fucking Buccino said it'd be easy.
33:27You think I enjoy a good rock?
33:29What the hell?
33:31Is it Chinese New Year already?
33:33There's a box of grenades in here.
33:35Mess up my pay. I'll give them a hit with my own firework.
33:39You should have backed off a long time ago.
33:42Run! Break these boys!
33:45Me scared!
33:47Take one down.
34:09Is stuff all in there?
34:11Sure is. All safe and sound.
34:13Whole truckload of it.
34:14Well, the wives and mistresses are gonna be happy when them men get a hold of those.
34:17Whole city's gonna be hard in a few days' time.
34:21Who's this?
34:22That's my boy, Nico.
34:23He's an absolute saviour. Couldn't have done it without him.
34:26Nico! Come over here!
34:31You work for these Mick bastards?
34:33Fucking Guinea.
34:34I work for whoever's paying.
34:37I might give you a call sometime.
34:39Get in, Packy.
34:40Hey, I'll catch you around, man.
34:45Fuck.
34:56Felix, we need you.
34:58Now, the chopper is prepped and waiting off Grummer Road in Northwood.
35:02Your sometime accomplice Jacob is there.
35:05He's riding shotgun on this one.
35:06Jacob? The Rasta?
35:08Don't ask unnecessary questions.
35:10I want you to take out this guy's chopper.
35:12He was last spotted in Varsity Heights.
35:14No civilian casualties.
35:28Meanwhile in comedy news...
35:34Yes, here's my man, Nico.
35:36Hey, Jacob.
35:43Meanwhile in comedy news...
35:53I mean, you see some people on there.
35:55Yo, Nico. Some serious firepower up in here.
35:58Rockin' launcher. Boom!
36:00Let's find him and get this over with.
36:02I don't like being in this man's pocket.
36:05You ain't nothing but butter butter.
36:09There be the other chopper.
36:11Stick to him, Nico.
36:12We need to take him down there with no people.
36:14For a man who has asked me to kill a lot of men, this guy is really safety conscious.
36:19Same. You got that government thing about you.
36:21I feel it great I go there and take it.
36:23I have the feeling you don't want to be responsible for the helicopter crash in Middle Park.
36:28True that.
36:33Yo, this be some crazy shit, you know, Nico.
36:35Yo, inna the star chunks inna helicopter.
36:38This some real spy shit Ina is doing, you know.
36:40Shows you that the people who need spy shit done get other people to do their dirty work.
36:46Same, Bridget. Everything crass.
36:48This is not the job.
36:50Shit, Jacob. You really gotta smoke that thing now?
36:54The secondary smoke doesn't exactly help my hand-eye coordination.
36:59And I'm paranoid enough with U.S. government on my ass.
37:03Whatever. Actually, just smoke it.
37:08Shit.
37:16It's over the water. No other time.
37:19Oh, man. She's got a hard life.
37:21She's suffering. She suffers like Mandela.
37:24Yeah, I think it's something that's damn terrible that's fucking going on.
37:28Crap, man. That's just fuck, man. I need to get back on the line.
37:33I don't know, man. I'll take it one more time.
37:38Why do you miss, Jacob? You smoking too much?
37:44Do you keep steady for the shot, no?
37:47Second.
38:00Feel the fire!
38:01Good shot, Jacob!
38:03We've got some cool-shot flying skills in the lake.
38:05When you drop your eye off on the elephant, you're gonna feel so good.
38:09Trust me, this thing is messing with the structure.
38:11Double KTT.
38:13Job well done, Niko.
38:15But we have to get out of this bum-buckler dead right now.
38:18I do not think he can ask us to do more than this.
38:21Now it's our turn to get him to help us.
38:24If someone can find the man I search for, it should be him.
38:27Let's do it.
38:32Niko, you're done. You're the man.
38:34Sight the man soon.
38:36Roger.
38:57We shot down that chopper for you.
38:59You think I don't know that?
39:00You think I've been sitting around scratching my balls with my head on my ass?
39:03I'd be impressed if you had been.
39:05I appreciate your assistance.
39:07You did a good thing, Jacob.
39:09Do what's right.
39:10I will try to find the man you're after.
39:12I will call when I have something.
39:15This is the freedom from fire.
39:18That, for my money, is real!
39:20I'll have to see Joe Van Krastenburg's chat deck crack chip clips on the Internet one more time.
39:25I'll be back in 30.
39:27Niko, what's this I hear about you running with Patrick McQuarrie now these days?
39:31He's got work, and he's a good guy.
39:33You're not planning on taking him down, are you?
39:35Lay off him. For me.
39:37I'm not planning on taking him down. He's my damn brother, you idiot.
39:41Packy McQuarrie, Francis McQuarrie.
39:44It's all starting to make sense.
39:46I knew Irish families were big, but I didn't expect to run into brothers in a place the size of Liberty City.
39:52Yeah, just thank the Lord you ran into Packy, and not my other brother.
39:56Packy's just a hood, but Gerald is into some serious shit.
40:00Derek? He's the worst.
40:02If that asshole ever comes back from Ireland, I can't be held responsible for what I do.
40:07My brothers ain't no good, Niko. Trust me on that.
40:10You know what? Me and Packy get along.
40:13Maybe if doing what you do is good, then I want to be no good instead.
40:18And I should meet the other McQuarries.
40:20Be careful what you wish for.
40:23So the plan was they were going to hide the diamonds in the Queen's ass.
40:29Oh, hey, Niko.
40:30Hey, Kate.
40:31Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy.
40:34We're talking not having casual sex, Patrick.
40:37I pray after the amount of practice you've had, you'd know the difference.
40:41Sure, I know the difference.
40:43One leaves you feeling sad and empty and alone, and the other's casual sex.
40:48And I'm quite sure you and Mr. Niko here will have fun on your play date.
40:51Kate.
40:52Coming, Ma. You boys play nice now.
40:55For sure.
40:56Kate.
40:57Okay.
40:58Oh, we're going to play real nice.
41:02They're clean as a fucking whistle.
41:04One previous owner, safely driven, ready for action.
41:12We got an opportunity, my boy.
41:14We got an opportunity, my boy.
41:16Yep, fortune favors the brave.
41:18Gotta make hay while the sun shines.
41:21So is you down, boy?
41:23Or is you out?
41:24Down for what?
41:26Down for robbing a thief.
41:27Robbing Hood.
41:28Exactly. Robbing fucking Hood.
41:32Who are you going to rob?
41:34The fucking mafia, boy.
41:37Is the money good? What's the risk?
41:40Well, the risk is we all die a very slow and painful death.
41:47And the money is good. Very good indeed.
41:50So you in, big guy? Or are we going to have to kill you?
41:55Well, since you put it that way, I'm in.
42:01Alright, alright. Let's do this.
42:10Let's do this.