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  • 5/21/2025

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00:00Take a good one, Elton. The stock is up another point in the hell.
00:08They call him Larry the Liquidator.
00:13Up two points. Up two points.
00:16He's a man who makes deals.
00:19Whoever has the most when he dies wins.
00:21Look, it's the American way.
00:24He's like something out of a comic book.
00:26Is there a Dunkin' Donuts in this town?
00:27I'm thinking about the donuts.
00:29Donuts?
00:29What's the matter? You're interested in donuts?
00:31A man who stands alone.
00:33He now owns 12% of us.
00:36It's called a corporate takeover.
00:37I'm not gonna commit suicide.
00:39Don't think of it as suicide.
00:41Think of it as euthanasia.
00:44A man with no equal.
00:46Financial News Network, here we come.
00:48Until now.
00:58Wow.
00:58I came to talk.
01:00Oh, that's trouble.
01:02Lawyers wanna talk.
01:04Nothing but trouble.
01:05Garfield's a blatant sexist.
01:08Talk nice.
01:09Give me your best smile.
01:10Get me my barber.
01:14Give me my manicure.
01:15This is your game.
01:17Winner takes all.
01:19What a woman.
01:20Danny DeVito.
01:21I take from the rich and I give to the middle class.
01:24Well, the upper middle class.
01:26Would you care for some caviar?
01:27Gregory Peck.
01:28Let's kick his ass all the way back to Wall Street.
01:31Penelope Ann Miller.
01:33They'll be studying you at the Wharton School.
01:35They'll call it the Garfield era.
01:37It has a nice ring to it.
01:38In a Norman Jewison film,
01:40Other People's Money.
01:42And everybody on Wall Street's gonna know
01:44how some broad ditch you in.
01:46Oh, it's so perfect for me.

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