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00:01Finny, I'm here to rescue you.
00:03Who are you, you creep?
00:05I'm Noah.
00:07Don't you remember me?
00:11Is that a tattoo?
00:12Yeah.
00:13What else would it be?
00:14What the hell?
00:15You again?
00:16I'm sorry, I had the wrong person.
00:18Oh, I'm gonna tie you up tighter than a pork roast.
00:21You!
00:22Get him!
00:30Noah, stop talking.
00:39Do I know you?
00:40It's me, Riley.
00:44Riley, why are you wearing a dress?
00:50Yeah, man.
00:51They give free drinks to girls here, so why not?
01:00Um, excuse me.
01:02This is called a private room because, oh, it's private.
01:09Um, I'm sorry.
01:17What are you doing here?
01:19I was worried that you might find trouble, so I came after you.
01:25You're a lifesaver.
01:30You know, if your chest wasn't so flat, I might have actually believed you were a woman.
01:37Okay, well.
01:40They're gone, so we should just go.
01:42Let's go.
02:03So what?
02:04Two grown men kiss?
02:05Yeah.
02:06Yeah.
02:10Yeah.
02:11Accidents happen?
02:13Why, why are you blushing?
02:18Oh, my God.
02:21Mr. Williams.
02:24Could this be your first ever kiss?
02:29Mr. Williams, are you still a virgin?
02:37Do you want to find out?
02:40Why are you blushing?
02:44Do you like men?
02:47I should be asking you that question, boss.
02:51Boss?
02:55I wonder why I keep wanting to get close to him.
03:00I need to go feed my goldfish.
03:10Here you go.
03:11Now it's my head.
03:36Finny, you're back.
03:38Oh, my God!
03:39Man!
03:44So you must have put a curse on me or something.
03:48Riley's pretty cute.
03:50I wonder if he has a girlfriend.
03:53Hey, Riley.
03:55I made some spicy buffalo wings.
03:57If you wanted to try one.
04:00Is it free?
04:02I'm a little low on my budget this month.
04:04Yeah.
04:05I just want your honest feedback.
04:06I'm gonna post them on social media.
04:08Will you pay me for my feedback, too?
04:11Milk payment is also okay.
04:12You don't have to...
04:14Whoa.
04:16The butter is really good.
04:17Really?
04:19It's super spicy.
04:21Your lips are starting to swell.
04:23Here.
04:24Put your lips on the spoon.
04:26Yeah.
04:27And then just wrap it around.
04:28It helps with the swelling.
04:35Is that free, too?
04:36Mm-hmm.
04:37Can I get another spoonful of that?
04:38Yeah.
04:39I really like the blueberry flavor with the cream, huh?
04:41Riley.
04:42That's a hundred dollar fine.
04:43What was that for?
04:44One hundred dollars is a lot of money.
04:45You were flirting with a woman on company hours.
04:47Stop fooling around.
04:48I wasn't flirting with her.
04:49Besides, if I wanted to, I wouldn't be flirting with her.
04:50Then who would you be flirting with?
04:51Who do you think I want to flirt with, Mr. Williams?
04:52Who do you think I want to flirt with, Mr. Williams?
04:53Stop messing around.
04:54Stop messing around.
04:55Stop messing around.
04:56What was that for?
04:58One hundred dollars is a lot of money.
05:01You were flirting with a woman on company hours.
05:03Stop fooling around.
05:05I wasn't flirting with her.
05:07Besides, if I wanted to, I wouldn't be flirting with her.
05:11Then who would you be flirting with?
05:14Who do you think I want to flirt with, Mr. Williams?
05:17Mr. Williams.
05:21Stop messing around.
05:26Do you know Jared Russo?
05:27Famous actor.
05:29He's doing a commercial with us.
05:31I want you to handle catering.
05:32Can you do that?
05:34Sure.
05:35He gave me back my hundred dollars.
05:39Fine.
05:40I'll add a thousand to this month's salary.
05:41Is that okay?
05:48What is wrong with me?
05:49Why was my heart beating so fast?
06:04What are you doing?
06:05This is for Jared Russo.
06:07No one's going to notice.
06:10Now, we're both guilty.
06:12Wow, that's good.
06:14Look, just don't eat too much and don't get caught.
06:18My stomach really hurts.
06:22Um...
06:24I'm going to go to the bathroom, but you can just go back to Noah.
06:39Oh, sorry!
06:40Hey, wait!
06:41You dropped something.
06:44This is for a colleague.
06:45A colleague.
06:47A colleague of mine.
06:48So...
06:50I won't eat your pants.
06:53Oh, wow!
06:54I must have sat in ketchup.
06:59Ceruso!
07:00Call thanks in two minutes.
07:01Need you on set.
07:02You gotta...
07:07Who was that?
07:09Just some, uh...
07:10Some cute girl.
07:11What are you doing?
07:12Didn't we just have this conversation?
07:14What?
07:15I just fined you $100 for flirting with a girl,
07:17and now you're going to turn around and flirt with a guy?
07:19And what's up with this ridiculous thing on your waist?
07:23If you're going to wear a jacket, you can wear mine.
07:31See, this is why I don't get you.
07:33You already have hemorrhoids, and yet you're still going to eat those spicy wings?
07:36Get it together.
07:41Hemorrhoids?
07:43Since when did I ever say I have hemorrhoids?
07:47What took you so long?
07:48Jared's already here.
07:50That's...
07:51Jared?
07:52Oh my god.
07:53Oh my god.
08:03Hey, uh...
08:04We meet again.
08:07Yo, dog.
08:08What is up, man?
08:11Yes!
08:12As men!
08:13We need to take care of each other, dude!
08:17I love meeting with the guys, bro!
08:19Mr. Russo, the actress that was supposed to be kissing you for this shoot
08:22didn't show.
08:23We need to replace her.
08:24Who do you think we should use?
08:27He'll do.
08:32What?
08:33You want me?
08:35A man!
08:37To kiss you?
08:38Do I kiss him now?
08:52On action.
08:55Action.
09:01Cut!
09:02You gotta kiss him harder.
09:03You gotta kiss him harder.
09:04Okay?
09:05To leave a mark.
09:06Right here, next to the lifts.
09:08Understand?
09:10Alright.
09:11Rolling.
09:13Action.
09:19No!
09:20No!
09:21No!
09:22No!
09:29Action!
09:34It's just a simple kiss!
09:37How hard can it be?
09:39Riley Cooper!
09:51Finally!
09:58With your kiss and then you're supposed to be my secretary.
10:01This is part of my job.
10:02Was that when your eyes were closed?
10:04Well, I'm very passionate about my work.
10:06Are you always really passionate about your work?
10:08Are you always this passionate?
10:10If it is part of the job, I always try my best.
10:15Don't think you need to be passionate about cleaning the bathrooms for the rest of the day.
10:19Go.
10:19Go.
10:20Noah.
10:37Noah.
10:37Help.
10:39Help me get dandruff in your eyebrows.
10:42Something like that.
10:44It's ridiculous.
10:55Riley.
10:57That's enough.
10:59Go back to the office.
10:59Jared, kiss Riley.
11:19Could it be that Riley's a girl?
11:21Jared.
11:21Don't.
11:33Oh.
11:37Jared's gay.
11:38Okay.