00:00You're a puso.
00:02Chica Dora.
00:04It's a showbiz.
00:06It's a showbiz.
00:08Go girl.
00:10Ah, Chica Dora?
00:12It's a showbiz.
00:14It's a showbiz.
00:16It's a showbiz.
00:18It's a showbiz.
00:20It's a showbiz.
00:22It's a showbiz.
00:24And definitely,
00:26it's not cheap.
00:28Oh, sexy na yun.
00:30Man, Chica pa.
00:31At higit sa lahat,
00:32si Chona.
00:33Papagkakatiwalaan.
00:34Si Chona?
00:36Chica kami niyan.
00:37Isa kanya ko nga sinasabi
00:38yung mga sikreto ko eh.
00:39Si Chona?
00:41Host na?
00:43Chona,
00:44magagamit mo rin yung
00:45pagiging kismosa mo ah.
00:47Host ka na ah.
00:48And yes, why not?
00:49Oy, oy, oy.
00:51Tara na.
00:52Kung ano man yun na kinakareer mo ngayon,
00:53tigilan mo muna dahil meron akong Chica.
00:56Aha, fresh ang aking Chica.
00:57Fresh na fresh.
00:58Kasing fresh ng mapulang hasang ng baklitamang manikurista.
01:01Naalala mo ba itong showbiz couple
01:03na tsurang tanggi ng tanggi na ikinasal na sila?
01:05Well, as in well, as far as I'm concerned,
01:08medyo duda ako na hindi pa nga sila kasal dahil.
01:10Yes.
01:11As in because,
01:12nasay ko sila magkasama
01:13one time na twitam sa twitam sa gateway mall.
01:15Yes.
01:16That's Shala Mall in Cobal.
01:17Yes, you heard me right.
01:19Manonood ako ng closer noon,
01:21yung movie ng kasing ganda kong si Natalie
01:22nang makasalubang ko ang couple na ito.
01:24It was a kill bell moment.
01:26As in type kong ikil si Bilat ng masayko
01:28dahil cutie si Boylet
01:29nang lumabas ng pintuan.
01:30Akala ko nga Papa material
01:32pero wit pala.
01:33Taken na siya.
01:34At si Papa,
01:35sa kainitan ng summer na ito,
01:36uulitin ko ha.
01:37Yes.
01:38Sa kainitan ng summer na ito,
01:39ay nakajaket
01:40over an all black get up
01:42with matching black hat.
01:43Matok mo niya.
01:44Meanwhile,
01:45si Gelat,
01:46may bitbit na gelato habang nakajaket din
01:47na black na above the knee.
01:49Tanong,
01:50masyado bang malamig ang aircon
01:51sa Gateway Mall
01:52o ang dalawang ito
01:53ay biktima ng fashion
01:54at ng kasinungalingan nila?
01:55Yes.
01:56Malamig ang aircon
01:57sa Gateway.
01:58Ang sinungalingan dalawang itech
01:59dahil niloko nila
02:00ang sarili nila
02:01na hindi mainit ang panahon ngayon.
02:02Punye.
02:03Well,
02:04wag na lang.
02:05Baka ma-empty RCB ako
02:06ay kalulunch ko pa lang.
02:07Next chika.
02:08I also watched the movie that time.
02:10Sa mashala namang Rockwell.
02:12Uy,
02:13nakawatch ka na doon.
02:14Anyway,
02:15walang changi sa Rockwell
02:16kaya baka hindi ka pa nakapanood doon.
02:17So mamang tayo tayo ng changi doon.
02:21I was with this mestizang aktres.
02:22Feel niyang tukoy ng sarili niya na aktres
02:24but as far as many people are concerned,
02:26probably as far as even the people from government is concerned.
02:29By the way,
02:30alam mo bang wala nang pasok
02:31ang ibang government offices tuwing Friday?
02:33Wait.
02:36Back to the mestizang aktres.
02:37She used to be an aktres-aktresan
02:39although nung time na yon
02:40favorite na siya ng tita ko
02:41na sa government office nagtatrabaho.
02:43Ang aktres na ito,
02:44take note,
02:45ay pupwedeng daigin ang sex video scandal
02:46na nagdadawid sa mga pangalan ni na Ethel Buba at Piyolo.
02:49Juana,
02:50you okay tuloy?
02:51Back to the aktres.
02:52Ang skandal na pwedeng dumaig
02:53sa lahat ng sex video scandal ngayon
02:55ay kung matatagpuan ng aktres
02:57ang mga home video
02:58na nag-i-involve sa kanya.
02:59Anong klaseng involvement?
03:00The former aktres-aktresan
03:02turned aktres
03:03ay siyang mismo na confirm sa akin.
03:04Yes,
03:05ganun kami ka-close.
03:06Bakit?
03:07Ingit ka?
03:08At sa loob ng kanyang karumba
03:09inami niya sa akin
03:10na siya ay bothered
03:11over those home video tapes.
03:12Why?
03:13Because they were having sex.
03:14Ano masama sa sex?
03:16Kung ang ka-sex mo ay may asawa
03:17at hindi ikaw ang asawa niya,
03:18I think that is so nakakahiya.
03:20Sa bagay,
03:21pakialam ko naman
03:22kung may kahihiyan
03:23si aktres-aktresan turned aktres.
03:24Ang mas concern ko
03:25ay kung nasaan
03:26ang home video tapes.
03:27May kotob ako.
03:28A.
03:29Ang tapes ay hawak pa rin
03:30ng pervert niyang lover.
03:31B.
03:32Ang tapes ay pinatungan
03:33ng ibang video
03:34para makatipid ang lover
03:35shoot.
03:36Or C.
03:37May kopya na sakyapo.
03:38Either dahil nabenta na
03:39ng ex-lover niya
03:40o bit-bit ni aktres-aktresan
03:42turned aktres
03:43para sunugin sa harapan
03:44ng paring pagkukumpisalan niya.
03:46Baka hindi.
03:47Dahil hindi siya Catholic.
03:48Isa siyang born again
03:49turned atheist.
03:50And whether Catholic ka
03:51o born again,
03:52tayo po ang susunod kong chika.
03:53Huwag kang atat later na.
03:55That is,
03:56kung tututok ka
03:57sa S-Files.
03:58This is Chona Chica Dora.
03:59Ang ganda-ganda ko.
04:00Ang dal-dal nung Chona Chica Dora.
04:01I'm back.
04:02Sabihin mo, Mang Werdandan,
04:03na kailangan ko pa sabihin na I'm back?
04:04Sasabihin ko pa rin na,
04:05I'm back.
04:06Si multi-awarded actor?
04:07As in, marami na siyang award.
04:08Ay, may credit card na ngayohan.
04:09Hindi ako dapat magulat.
04:10Huwag na huwag mo akong paparatangan.
04:11Kaya ako nagulat na may credit card ang actor
04:13ay dahil sa inamin ng friend kong taga-banko
04:15na isang major baklita.
04:17Baklita pa ba ang baklang mayigit ng 30?
04:19Anyway,
04:20inamin pa ng friend ko na wala siyang cash na ginastos.
04:22Tarush!
04:23Hindi dahil mahal na huwag mo akong paparatangan.
04:25Kaya ako nagulat na may credit card ang actor
04:28ay dahil sa inamin ng friend kong taga-banko
04:30na isang major baklita.
04:31Baklita pa ba ang baklang mayigit ng 30?
04:33Anyway,
04:34inamin ang friend ko from this bank
04:36na pinirmahan niya ang credit card approval ng actor na ito
04:38kapalit ng isang one-night stand.
04:40Nabuang magdamag silang nakahiga.
04:42So ba naging one-night stand yun?
04:43Anyway,
04:44inamin pa ng friend ko na wala siyang cash na ginastos.
04:47Tarush!
04:48Hindi dahil mahabang hair niya,
04:50kundi dahil yung credit card na mismo ang kapalit ng usbang natanggap niya.
04:53Tanong,
04:54ilan ang credit limit ng credit card na naging kapalit ng turi ni multi-awarded actor?
04:5920,000 pesos.
05:01Huwag kang maang-maangan.
05:02Narinig mo ko.
05:0320,000 pesos nga.
05:05And in fairness to my friend na taga-banko,
05:07may iba pa siyang naging klienteng artista na na-approve
05:10Tut.
05:11Arinig mo ko.
05:12And in fairness to my friend,
05:13No.
05:14Diheiro-san.
05:15Huwag kang maang-maang,
05:16taartan ang tape.
05:17The adjacent thing aareland,
05:18I don't know I can't show you.
05:19It's the ultimate thing.
05:20In fairness to my friend.
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