What Should JP Do Without Sports Tonight? I BMitch & Finlay

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JP thinks of ways he can spend his Monday night with virtually no sports to watch.

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00:00Monday, May 19th, a day that will live in infamy.

00:04There's no NHL playoffs.

00:06There's no NBA playoffs.

00:08Coming off a weekend where there's crazy golf on all the time.

00:12There's no golf on.

00:14There's obviously no football.

00:15The Nats don't play.

00:17I assume the Orioles don't play either.

00:19Somebody let me know if the O's are playing.

00:22So I naturally, you know, went to social media.

00:26I said, what the hell am I supposed to do tonight?

00:28And I've gotten some comments, got a lot of comments, as tends to happen.

00:35On Twitter, I've gotten some recommendations, landfill.

00:44This is a very oddly specific one from Daniel's Believer.

00:48He says, order spaghetti and cry.

00:51Seems kind of intense.

00:54My man Gonzo says I should play on the Madrid trip.

00:57A lot of people say just watch Jaden Daniels highlights.

01:00It might not be the worst way to go.

01:03I'll tell you what I definitely won't do.

01:04Bud Johnson says rewatch the Subway Series highlights from last night.

01:09I mean, he's talking Yankees Mets, right?

01:12I won't spend a second of my life doing that.

01:16Somebody told me to go fishing.

01:17A lot of people are telling me to watch wrestling.

01:21Is Monday Night Raw still a thing?

01:24What?

01:25Is that still on USA?

01:27Does USA still exist?

01:29I think it's on TNT.

01:31I think TNT has Chad Khan's wrestling league.

01:37Where's Rooster when you need him?

01:38He'd be all over this.

01:40My guy, Hamid Safardi says, cuddle with your wife.

01:44Well, Hamid, that requires both of us being into that idea.

01:48And I got a feeling that that won't be the case.

01:50Um, Jamarcus, I cannot read what you said, but that was funny.

01:56Um, Monday Night Raw is on Netflix.

02:00Really?

02:01Apparently.

02:05Who knew?

02:08Um, I got some comments on my Facebook page.

02:11Charles Newsome said, make the wife think you carved out the day for her and the girls.

02:15I've been not, I've been nothing but family guy since Friday.

02:19We went to the beach.

02:21We had a blast.

02:22I dug a hole.

02:23I hung some lights.

02:25Um, I spent all day yesterday playing lacrosse.

02:29I, I got my six-year-old to sleep last night.

02:31I may have fallen asleep in the process, but whatever.

02:34We all fell asleep.

02:35Um, so I, I bid on family mode.

02:39Uh, Jeff, what do you think about this?

02:41Tim Sluice or Sluss says I should play you in Madden tonight.

02:45You will probably cry.

02:47I wouldn't cry because much like the dude that sent in this pamphlet about changing one cartoon to another,

02:53I do not, I would not invest that type of emotional time, um, into caring.

03:00I would play you in Madden.

03:01I don't have a device to play Madden.

03:03My, my daughters have a Nintendo Switch.

03:07Can I play Madden on that?

03:10I don't know.

03:10I never play Madden on a Nintendo product.

03:13Well, I would play you in Madden and you could throttle me.

03:17I, I, I think I would get me versus Jeff and Madden.

03:21The line would be Jeff minus 40, I think.

03:24One, two, three, three...

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