- 5/19/2025
Letterkenny Season 10 Episode 2 Dealership
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00:00You went to your pal's second cousin's house the other day.
00:09How are you now?
00:11Good and you?
00:12Not so bad.
00:13I'm so bad.
00:14What's the frequency, Canna?
00:16Have you ever been to Dan's second cousin's house?
00:18Who, Garrett?
00:19No, Jarrett.
00:20Oh, yeah.
00:21I put a field car in their back pond one time and have not been welcomed back.
00:26Oh, sure you are, good buddies.
00:28Oh, I'm good, good buddy.
00:30And why would that be, Wayne?
00:32Because Dan's second cousins have the biggest hick house I have ever seen.
00:37Wait.
00:38I can beat it.
00:39No, you can't.
00:40Can too.
00:41Cannot.
00:42Can and will.
00:43Katie, is this because we just came back from my second cousin's house down the side road?
00:47Derry's second cousin's house down the side road is the biggest hick house I have ever seen.
00:53Katie!
00:54Look, yous are familiar with our stance on personal hygiene, so it should be no surprise our stance on home hygiene.
01:01Sounds like you want to go head to head, Katie.
01:03I'm ready for a hick off.
01:05You guys going to hick off in front of each other, right here, right now?
01:07I hicked off earlier today.
01:09Dan's second cousins have the biggest hick house I have ever seen because...
01:13You said you were going to grab us some more beers before all this, but you know whatever.
01:17Derry's second cousins have the biggest hick house I have ever seen because...
01:22Well, let's just make sure nobody's feelings are going to get hurt here.
01:24When you pull up the laneway, a llama comes trotting up to your door the way a dog would.
01:29That's Cody.
01:30There's a planned parented billboard on the property right beside another billboard that says,
01:35Smile, your mom chose life.
01:37I thought it was good to stay bipartisan.
01:39There's a substantial ring of blood in the bathroom sink, shower, and toilet.
01:45Okay, define substantial.
01:47There's two Jack Russell terriers in the kitchen standing side by side licking the wall.
01:52Yeah, they're wire-haired Jack Russells only for splitting hairs.
01:56There's a patch of black ice inside the door that Dan's little cousins were playing ball hockey on
02:01and one of them sticked me in the face.
02:03Oh, that'd be Cody. He's on the spectrum.
02:06Wait, the kid and the llama are both named Cody?
02:08Well, Cody gots to name the llamas, so...
02:10And then there was a toddler drinking a two liter of cream soda wearing a onesie that said,
02:15Sex instructor, first lesson's free.
02:18That's Cody Jr. That's Cody's boy.
02:20There was bird shit on the carpet inside.
02:23You can't prove that bird shit.
02:25The floors are so slanted, Dan's cousins GT from room to room.
02:29Now that is a Brett Hall's edition of GT's Racers,
02:32and I'd challenge any of you to find one of those nowadays.
02:36One of their living room chairs is just a flipped over blue box.
02:40They call a bucket in the closet an en suite bathroom.
02:44There was a car parts titty calendar on the fridge.
02:47Dan's uncle showed me a nude photo of Dan's aunt that he keeps in his wallet.
02:52Aunt Nancy's?
02:53They keep the windows open all winter because the whole place just smells like piss.
02:58Well, it may smell like that to you, but...
03:00There's an impossible amount of Subway wrappers beside the toilet.
03:05Ew, you use the en suites?
03:07Derry's second cousin burned his eyebrows off cooking meth.
03:10Yeah, that one won't be beat.
03:13Dan's uncle has too many DUIs to drive truck, but still somehow drives a school bus.
03:19Yeah, now that one won't be beat.
03:27I did see what could only be a glory hole.
03:32Katie, my aunt and uncle's sex life is none of your beeswax.
03:36On the side of the goat pen.
03:38Oh!
03:43You win.
03:54Your second cousin's house is the biggest hick's house.
03:56Your second cousin's house is the biggest hick's house.
03:59One time a bird flew into your second cousin's house and your aunt actually yelled out,
04:03What's incarnation?
04:05Well, same thing happened at yours and your aunt yelled out,
04:08Dinner.
04:09Big day.
04:10I should say.
04:11Don't delay.
04:12Okay.
04:15Where's he going?
04:17Remember when Marie Fraise showed up at the bar during the launch of Endian Energy?
04:21No.
04:22Well, she did.
04:24Why didn't you tell me about that?
04:26You don't fairs your dirty laundries.
04:28I give people something to talk about and they will.
04:30Well, it's just rumors.
04:32And you know the small town approach rumors.
04:34Where there's smoke, there's fire.
04:36What did she want?
04:38There's a truck she's been after for a while and found one at the dealership in the city.
04:42Like, here in the city?
04:44Can confirm, English city, not Quebec city.
04:47Great fashions in Quebec.
04:49She asked Wayne to help her with the sale because the English will take liberties with the French.
04:53And likes versus.
04:55Why does he want to help her?
04:56Because we owe her one.
04:57Why?
04:58It rhymes with schlong dick jerks.
05:01And you're fine with this?
05:03Yeah.
05:04And dandy?
05:06No reason not to trust him until he gives me one, bud.
05:09Bought and paid for.
05:10So, are you guys excited for the Caesar making contest at Modine's?
05:14Not much of a contest, Katie Kat.
05:17On delay.
05:18I'll pack up the garnishes.
05:20Well, it's just...
05:21You know, I guess I'm a wee bit miffed that Wayne didn't want me to come to the dealership with him.
05:26He'd dick her better than anybody.
05:28As long as you don't.
05:30Well, who could dick her better than me?
05:33Come on in.
05:35Ah, McMurray.
05:38How are you, friend Marie?
05:40How are you?
05:41How are you now?
05:42Not bad, good and you.
05:43Good and you.
05:44Good and you.
05:45Not bad.
05:46Thanks for the help.
05:48Don't want to get my pants pulled down, you know?
05:50Oh, don't you worry your pretty little head, Marie Frederique.
05:54Wayne knows me better than anybody.
05:57And I know him better than anybody.
05:59That's why he knows nobody dickers better than me.
06:03Because he knows me better than anybody.
06:05Okay, well that's good.
06:06And I know him better than anybody.
06:09Fine.
06:10Ronald, I've got a few quick questions here about the truck before we get this thing rolling.
06:14I don't see.
06:15What year is it?
06:162017.
06:18How many clips?
06:19Shorter of 80,000.
06:20V8?
06:21V6.
06:22That's better than a four bagger.
06:23How much mile to a gallon?
06:25Sixteen.
06:26Highway or city?
06:27Sixteen city, 23 highway.
06:29Tonnage?
06:30355.
06:31Torque?
06:32I don't know.
06:33Probably around 380.
06:34Oh, 380, 383, yeah.
06:36Urban or national?
06:38Vendor, vendor.
06:39Final claim?
06:40Nope.
06:41Margin?
06:42Good through 100,000 kilometers.
06:50How long has one you want been on the lot?
06:52Not a month.
06:53Dealer above board?
06:55Likes to take swipes.
07:04Sorted?
07:05Sorted.
07:09All good?
07:10All gravy.
07:12Jimmy Dickens.
07:17Dickskin!
07:18Indeed.
07:20The Caesar building competition may begin.
07:24Each team will present their Caesars with a breakdown of ingredients.
07:29And then, upon completion of the presentation,
07:32spectators will be asked to raise their hands if they so desire the Caesar in question.
07:38From there, either I or one of my
07:42merry gregarious auctioneer chums will tally the show of hands
07:47and compare the grand totals team by team come competition's end.
07:52Now, let's meet the judges.
07:54Starting with this dog with two tails.
08:01Now, this cushion-hearted, beguiling guy comes from Mount Hanover way
08:08and remains proficient in the auctioneering practice well into year ten as a profession.
08:15It's Charlie Cuba Lawless, everybody.
08:21Now, how about this barrel of monkeys?
08:25The whole barrel.
08:27Now, this frolicsome fellas full of all the joys of spring
08:32coming to us this afternoon from Mount Seaforth way
08:35and full of vim and vinegar.
08:39It's Derek Broadway Olsen, everybody.
08:45From here, I'll hand the floor over to your master of ceremonies,
08:50Miss Bonnie McMurray.
08:57Usual rules.
08:58You'll state your base, your booze, and your brimmer
09:02with a maximum of three boosters and a maximum of three garnishes.
09:06Group at the end with the most hands up after their presentation drinks free tonight.
09:10Yup?
09:11Yup.
09:12Super.
09:14My understudy will be taking over from here.
09:16Your understudy?
09:18I don't work tonight, and I want that free booze.
09:20Here we go, Bono.
09:22Saddle up, lady.
09:25Who's your understudy, buddy?
09:45Hey!
09:46You know where the punch clock is and everything?
09:49Bonnie, show me.
09:50Okay.
09:51Hi, Daryl.
09:52Oui, hello.
09:54I'm looking after my grand-mère in Galway while my grand-père has an operation.
09:58Figured I'd pick up some shifts while I'm here.
10:00That's fine.
10:02Ladies and gentlemen, your new master of ceremonies,
10:07your new master of ceremonies,
10:09Ladies and gentlemen, your new master of ceremonies,
10:13your new commander in...
10:16Mandarin?
10:17Who's Mandarin?
10:19She cheats.
10:21It's over.
10:22No exceptions.
10:23I know.
10:26Fuck, does she look good.
10:39Your commander-in-chief.
10:42Annick.
10:48Picks up first.
10:51Base.
10:52100% Clamato juice.
10:55Traditional Canadian approach.
10:57Booze.
10:58Vodka.
10:59Three ounces.
11:00Two's the norm, but three's appreciated.
11:03Rimmer.
11:04Hardly newer.
11:05Terry.
11:06West the rims with lemon juice,
11:08and then dust it with celery salts and Montreal steak spice.
11:12You could have a contender here.
11:14Boosters.
11:15Dash of Tabasco.
11:17Dash of Worcester.
11:19Shot of pickle juice.
11:21Won't stop you now.
11:23Garnishes.
11:24Stick of celery.
11:25Dill pickle.
11:27And a Slim Jim's.
11:31Hey, I know a Slim Jim's.
11:36You're up, Dickens.
11:38Take it away, cue ball lollies.
11:42Okay, hands up in the air.
11:44We got two and a half, we got five and a half,
11:46seven and a half, ten, ten, twelve and a half,
11:48fifteen, Deanie, we got fifteen!
11:50Fifteen.
11:51Where's his office?
11:53Oh, it's actually...
11:54Mary Frederique.
11:56Bonjour.
11:57Hello, Elisa.
11:59How are you?
12:00I'm perfect.
12:01Bring me a couple bluebirds.
12:04Pardon?
12:05Bluebirds.
12:06Unexpected sales opportunities,
12:08just a little dealer humor.
12:11Are they extra hands to help you catch your white whale?
12:14White whale...
12:16It's an expression
12:17derived from Herman Melville's classic novel,
12:20Moby Dick.
12:21Ahab, captain of the whaling ship Pequod,
12:24chased and chased and chased Moby Dick,
12:26his white whale, but never caught it.
12:28So to say something is your white whale
12:30is to say it's something that you chase and chase and chase
12:34and never get it.
12:35See, this is exactly why I brought my cousins.
12:38Cousins.
12:39Yeah, for when English goes over my head, you know?
12:43I see.
12:45I'm Lisa.
12:46McMur.
12:47Nice to meet you.
12:49I'm Lisa.
12:50I'm Wayne.
12:51Nice to meet you.
12:54You know,
12:55you really should have just taken the truck home with you.
12:59You still can.
13:01I insist.
13:02I don't want to risk an accident.
13:04I trust myself on the road.
13:06Don't trust others.
13:07Who can blame you?
13:09No one loves drunk driving like the French.
13:12So, let's make sure this truck
13:14doesn't become Mary Fred's white whale.
13:17There's only one.
13:18There are plenty of white whales.
13:21I'm sorry?
13:22They're called...
13:24lugas.
13:26Uh-huh.
13:27Charlotte!
13:33Decision-maker's niece.
13:34She wants her to learn from the best.
13:36Charlotte, can you escort Mary Fred, Wayne,
13:39and McMarshall to my office?
13:42Coffee? Water?
13:43No, thank you.
13:44No, thank you.
13:46I'll have water.
13:49Charlotte, can you grab that for Mr. McMorris?
13:55You're welcome.
13:56Merci.
13:57Avec plaisir.
14:02I have to go to the back quickly,
14:04but I will be...
14:06right with you.
14:10She's McMirren.
14:12She's what?
14:13Mirroring.
14:15As I said, McMirren.
14:16Did you notice when I put my hands on my hips,
14:18she put her hands on her hips?
14:20When I crossed my arms, she crossed her arms.
14:23That's called McMirren.
14:25Building a rapport with a potential buyer
14:27by adopting their body language.
14:29She's trying to make me feel like
14:31I'm hanging with an old field hockey pal.
14:34You played field hockey?
14:36She tried to get you with the puppy dog clothes, too.
14:39It's when the dealer lets you take the truck home for a while,
14:42drive it around, hopes you fall in love with it.
14:45It's kind of like dropping a puppy off at someone's door.
14:48Je comprends.
14:49Well, all right.
14:51If there's a feature on the truck you don't want,
14:53you're prepared to say, like...
14:57I'm not paying for that.
14:59What?
15:00Super.
15:01Personally, I'm worried about this dealer.
15:07But there sure is an awful lot of nice snatch around here, though.
15:14Your second cousin thinks Wonderbreads is a foods group.
15:17Did you say they're inbred?
15:19Yeah, they're vats, too.
15:21Riley and Jonesy.
15:22Has anyone dibbed you yet?
15:24Face.
15:25Okay, we'll circle back.
15:28Half.
15:29Clamato juice.
15:31Half.
15:32Tomato juice.
15:34Otherwise known as the Clamato Bloody Mary.
15:36Actually, buddy, I think I believe it's half tomato and half clamato.
15:43Is it?
15:44Booze.
15:45Three ounces of vodka.
15:47Seeing some welcome consistency in that category.
15:50Rummer?
15:51Wet the rim with some lime juice and then dust it
15:53with some celery salt and Montreal chicken spice.
15:56Escusez-moi?
15:57Excusez-moi?
15:58Seasoning.
16:00Boosters.
16:01Ah, of course.
16:03Frank's Red Hot Sauce.
16:05Ten dashes of Worcestershire sauce.
16:09Now it's the Muddy Caesar.
16:11And, of course, a shot of Dill Plickler juice.
16:15Garnishes?
16:16Of course.
16:17One Dill Plickler.
16:19One Plickled Pepper.
16:22And one Plickled Egg.
16:24Protein, boys.
16:26Yay!
16:27Yay!
16:28Yay!
16:29Yay!
16:30Yay!
16:31Yay!
16:32Yay!
16:33Yay!
16:34Yay!
16:35Yay!
16:36Yay!
16:37Yay!
16:38Yay!
16:39Yay!
16:40Yay!
16:41Yay!
16:42Yay!
16:43Jim Dickens.
16:44The stage is yours.
16:45Broadway Olsen.
16:46Okay, folks.
16:47Looking for a hand for Caesars.
16:48How many hands I got?
16:49One.
16:50Now two.
16:51Looking for two.
16:52Now three.
16:53Three.
16:54Now five.
16:55Looking for seven.
16:56Now seven.
16:57Now eight.
16:58Now nine.
16:59Now ten.
17:00Ten.
17:01Looking for ten.
17:02Ten.
17:03What about ten?
17:04Would you look at that?
17:05She has a picture of her softball team for her computer wallpaper.
17:08Tells me an awful lot.
17:11Why?
17:12What's on your computer wallpaper?
17:14The wife.
17:15And you?
17:16The dog.
17:17Yep.
17:18That is no family man, I tell ya.
17:24Woman.
17:28I see you've met the ladies.
17:30Mm-hmm.
17:31You, Seneca.
17:32Why play if you can't win?
17:35Have a seat.
17:37You gonna sit?
17:38Sit all day.
17:39I'll stand, too.
17:40Why?
17:41Because sitting is quietly murdering you.
17:44Mm-hmm.
17:45Let's get right to it.
17:47Good patio weather out there.
17:49If we wrap this up, we can engage in some NSAs.
17:52Non-sales related activities.
17:54If I'm reading your buying signals correctly, you're no tire kicker.
17:58Person with no ability to buy.
18:00I'm not here to make an emotional sale.
18:02Generating excitement around the product.
18:05I've analyzed your bent.
18:07Acronym for budget, authority, need, timeline.
18:11And with any luck, I will be taking something significant to the decision maker.
18:16She is the gatekeeper of the deal, but her boss is the decision maker.
18:21Now, what can I do to earn your business today?
18:24You just got a hard copy of the fab?
18:26Features, advantages, and benefits, of course I do, McMorris.
18:30Charlotte!
18:31I've got mine.
18:32All right, so the truck comes with a full-length moonroof, eh?
18:35Mary Fred, you ever had a moonroof?
18:37Nope.
18:38Any desire for one?
18:39It's nice, but I'm fine with the sunroof.
18:41All right, so the truck comes with a full-length moonroof,
18:44and we're just fine with the standard factory sunroof.
18:46It's like...
18:49So I'm not paying for that.
18:51Let's talk intellectual sale.
18:53Intellectual sale appeals to logic for solutions to a problem.
18:57Correct, McBansplain.
18:59You know what, it gets pretty cold in Quebec.
19:01Cold in here, actually.
19:04Let's say you throw in a remote starter to help warm up the truck in the winter months,
19:08and I'll forget about the added cost of the full-length moonroof.
19:12I can do that.
19:14We reaching the bottom of the sales funnel?
19:17Fancy way of saying are we close to a deal.
19:19All right, so the truck comes with a tri-fold soft tonneau cover, eh?
19:23Out of the box.
19:25One what?
19:26You're not paying for that.
19:29Mary Fred, your last truck's got a tri-fold hard tonneau cover, eh?
19:33What?
19:34Let's say we get one of those out of the box.
19:37We?
19:39I mean, yes?
19:41Never mind.
19:43Actually, go see the decision-maker in her office.
19:48Tell her I'll be coming soon.
19:50Okay.
19:52On second thought, I'll just do that myself.
19:56I will be right back.
20:05I would love to have a bath with that gal.
20:09Your second cousin's garage has four skidoos in it,
20:12none of which is operational,
20:14yet they parch the cars on the front lawns.
20:17Your second cousin's keep a bottle of Windex in the liquor cabinet
20:21for making, quote, Regina martinis.
20:24Skibs.
20:27Dibs.
20:28Wait!
20:30If by asking if she's been dibs, is that not technically already dibsy?
20:35No.
20:36Anyhow, base.
20:38Half Clamato, half V8.
20:42Add in nutrition.
20:44Uncharacteristic approach.
20:47Boost.
20:48Three ounces of gin.
20:50Beef-eater.
20:52Gin Caesar.
20:53Very popular with the British.
20:56Why, you peeky blind, you can drop in in it.
21:00Matthew Crawley.
21:02Rimmer.
21:03What?
21:05A rim with soy sauce and dust it with celery salt and lemon pepper.
21:10Breaking new ground here.
21:13Boosters?
21:14Horseradish.
21:16Lemon juice.
21:18Macarico piri piri sauce.
21:21I'm intrigued.
21:23Garnishes.
21:24One Baffin Island jumbo cocktail shrimp.
21:28One Salt Spring Island dungeness crab leg.
21:33Prince Edward Island Malpeque oyster.
21:45Jimmy Dickens.
21:46Yes, ma'am.
21:47Tally ho.
21:48Here we tally those bananas.
21:50Here we go.
21:51All right, now, we're looking at how many hands in the air.
21:54We got one hand right here.
21:55We're looking at one, two, two.
21:56We got four up here.
21:57Looking at five, five, five.
21:58Looking at six, six.
21:59I hear the bathroom over there.
22:00I see the one over there in the bathroom.
22:02Looking at urinals over there.
22:03We got two in the urinals.
22:04Minus two in the urinals.
22:05It ain't over here.
22:07Town Linda.
22:08It ain't.
22:10Well, Liza, I think we've done all the dickering we can on the fine points here.
22:16I think you're right, McMartin.
22:18So what's your price?
22:19The one on the sticker.
22:21$32.50?
22:22As I recall.
22:23$29.50.
22:25I hope you don't think I'm going to meet you in the middle here.
22:28Out the door.
22:29Out the door?
22:30Out the door.
22:31$29.50 out the door.
22:33$29.50 out the door.
22:37I do like that sticker price.
22:39Well, there is an awful lot of wear and tear on a gal over 80,000 clicks.
22:43Good thing it's not quite at 80,000 clicks.
22:45But it is almost at 80,000 clicks.
22:48Good thing it's covered under warranty through 100,000 clicks.
22:52$30 out the door.
22:53$32 out the door.
22:55Oh, come now.
22:56You's knows and I knows that you got out of the auction for low 20s.
22:59I got it on a trade-in and I overpaid.
23:01Not our problem.
23:03If it's my problem, it's your problem.
23:05$30 out the door.
23:06$32 out the door.
23:08I'm home firm $30.
23:11I'm sorry I couldn't earn your business today.
23:14Charlotte!
23:16Cashed you.
23:18Cash?
23:19Cash.
23:21Why didn't you say so?
23:23I thought you'd ask.
23:25If it's cash, I'll do $30 out the door.
23:27$29.50 out the door.
23:29$30 out the door and I'll go see the decision maker right now.
23:32$29.50 out the door and I'll go see the decision maker right now.
23:39Who can blame you?
23:41No one loves drunk driving like the French.
23:47You didn't think I'd let that one go, did you?
23:50Maybe the decision maker agrees with me.
23:54Your assistant's been slipping into her French all day.
23:58Clearly a Québécois accent.
24:00If she's the decision maker's niece,
24:03the decision maker most likely has some Québécois in her too.
24:08Charlotte!
24:10It's time for you to speak French.
24:13Deal.
24:17$29.50.
24:20Didn't need you here, McMurkly.
24:23Charlotte!
24:27You know, I wasn't sure until she leaned on her desk there.
24:33But that woman is not wearing a bra.
24:38Your second cousin switched to paper straws for Hoovering Schneef
24:41and referred to it as going green.
24:44I didn't actually want to bring this up because it upsets me so much,
24:48but I was clear from the residues on the case
24:51that your second cousin's been using my favorite Canadian albums
24:55for Hoovering Schneef's off of.
24:57Which one?
24:58Chantal Kravianza.
25:00Surrounded is a generational song!
25:05That is the finest-looking Caesar I've seen in a minute.
25:09Base, 100% Clamato juice.
25:13Keeping it Canadian.
25:152.5 ounces vodka.
25:18.5 ounces moonshine.
25:22Bold.
25:24Remmer.
25:25Wet rim with Louisiana hot sauce.
25:27Dust it with Old Bay seasoning and Cajun spice.
25:30My, oh, my.
25:32Boosters?
25:33Sloppy Mama hot sauce.
25:36OK.
25:37Spicy horseradish.
25:39And you gotta have that spicy garlic dill pickle juice.
25:44Oh, yeah.
25:48We may have a new fan favorite here.
25:51And finally, garnishes.
25:54Jalapeno-stuffed olives.
25:57And a spicy dill pickle.
25:59And a slop of black pepper habanero beef jerky.
26:05Woo!
26:12That's every hand up.
26:13We've got a winner, everybody.
26:17You're drinking free tonight, Bono.
26:19Hold it, now.
26:21Hey, now.
26:22Final tally is not yet official.
26:25Now.
26:26God, now.
26:27Cue all olives.
26:28How many hands up are up currently?
26:30Looks like about 50.
26:3250?
26:33How many hands are up when you tally the eggs?
26:3650.
26:3750.
26:38And how many hands are up when you tally the hockey players?
26:4350.
26:4450.
26:45Total tally, also tally.
26:47Fitting.
26:48Making this a four-way tie.
26:51Fitting, fitting, fitting, fitting.
26:54Well, everybody loves a Caesar, boys.
26:57Can't see a Caesar, not want a Caesar.
26:59That's actually how they market Caesars.
27:01Everyone gets a free Caesar.
27:04Woo!
27:05Woo!
27:06Woo!
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27:11Woo!
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27:45Woo!
27:46Woo!
27:47Woo!
27:48Woo!
27:49Woo!
27:50Woo!
27:59I saw my second cousin garnish her Caesar with a dart.
28:03It's a true story.
28:06I once saw my second cousin brim his seizures with M's DMAs.
28:10Oh.
28:11True stories.
28:18Oh, yeah?
28:19Well, my second cousin says the Leafs win the true cup every year they don't have a Russian on the team.
28:25Oh, yeah?
28:26My aunt joined us for New Year's Eve ponzaki last year and called me a pussies because I wouldn't drops the gloves with her.
28:33Oh, yeah?
28:35Well, my second cousin's got a salad bowl filled to the brim with cigarette butts.
28:40Oh, yeah?
28:41My second cousin's got a big gulp filled to the brim with chew spits.
28:54How are you now?
28:57I'm hurt near positive the smell of McBurry's breath has attached itself to the upholstery.
29:03Mmm.
29:06Thanks for checking in.
29:08You're welcome.
29:10You all right?
29:12No reason not to trust you till you give me one, bud.
29:16Well, do you like dancing?
29:21Nah.
29:23Let's go home.
29:33Oh, yeah?
30:03Oh, yeah?
30:05Yeah.
30:36Oh, yeah?
30:38Yeah.
30:40Yeah.
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