- 5/19/2025
Letterkenny Season 10 Episode 4 Prostate
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00:00You were a wee bit over the legal limit with your pals the other day.
00:06What are you looking at?
00:08Huh?
00:10Wayne?
00:11Huh?
00:12What's good?
00:13Nothing.
00:14Okay, well what was good?
00:16Oh, darts I smoked and hearts I broke.
00:20What?
00:21Nothing.
00:22You's hammered good buddies?
00:24For me?
00:25He's hammered.
00:26What's that?
00:27You getting into a little happy hour over there, bud?
00:29I'm always happy, Katie.
00:30Where's Rosie?
00:31She never got out of it.
00:32Oh, nothing beats a cat nap between happy hours and suppers.
00:35Couple caesars will do that too, gal.
00:37Oh, some snacking in there too.
00:39There was some pretzels with the caesars.
00:41You better watch out there, good buddy.
00:43You're gonna get scoliosis of the liver.
00:45Nope, don't think that was right, Jerry.
00:47Nope.
00:48Fine.
00:49You're gonna get psoriasis of the liver.
00:50Uh-uh.
00:51Strike two.
00:52Okay, spina bifida of the liver.
00:53Air ball.
00:54Hang him up.
00:55Okay, serendipitous of the liver and just leave it at that.
00:58The Jews know that there's a bar in Moncton, New Brunswick,
01:01that'll give you three Ryan Cokes for nine bucks.
01:04Come off it.
01:05Yeah, it's a home of the three for nine.
01:07What is it, two thousands and threes?
01:09It's right on the sign there.
01:10It's a home of the three for nine.
01:12Home of where threes are nines.
01:15Where'd you read that?
01:16On the internet.
01:17Does it have to be Ryan Cokes?
01:19You got a problem?
01:21No, I just...
01:22Do you want one?
01:23Just some people like rum and Cokes better than Ryan Cokes.
01:27Rum and sevens, rye and sevens.
01:29Rye and gingers, vodka sevens.
01:31Vodka tonic, gin and soda.
01:33Seven and tonic, if you like a mocktail.
01:36Gin and seven, rum and ginger.
01:38Highballs.
01:39What'd you call me?
01:42An ounce of booze with a wee bit of pop is a highball.
01:46If you want to.
01:48You think that's how they design three for nine?
01:50Be like clientele pays with a ten,
01:52and then the extra buck would go for a tip?
01:54That's only 10%.
01:55Yeah, I bet that is how they design it.
01:57Here's your three highballs for nine bucks.
02:00Clientele gives them a ten,
02:01and then the extra loonies for the bartender.
02:04What is this cheapskate, beatskate, New Brunswick bull crap?
02:07Yeah, it costs 11.82 highs in New Brunswick,
02:09so there's no excuse for tipping poorly.
02:12That's what he said, he said it's just loonie.
02:14I was out there one time and I heard a guy say it like loonie.
02:18Huh?
02:19I was out there one time and I heard a guy say it like loonie.
02:22Loonie?
02:23Yeah, like a loonie.
02:24More bass-ackwards New Brunswick bull crap.
02:27Actually, as I recall, dude says he's from like the other side of the Great Lakes.
02:31Oh, so then it'd be a Minnesota loonie.
02:34Or a Wisconsin loonie.
02:36Can you imagine being the cheapskate, beatskate, New Brunswicker
02:40who doesn't give the bartender that loonie after?
02:43He'd say, what are you going to do with that loonie?
02:46He'd say, it's not yours until I give it to you.
02:50He'd say, you get your mitts off that loonie.
02:52Oh, you got big plans for that loonies, do you?
02:55What are you going to do with that loonie?
02:56You got kids?
02:57If you did, you know a loonie goes a long way.
03:00Then she'd say, I do have kids and I came a long way for this loonie.
03:05What are you going to do with that loonie?
03:06What I do with a loonie is none of your beeswax.
03:09That's my New Brunswick loonie.
03:11It's not even a toonie.
03:13It's only a loonie.
03:14It's not a toonie, so you have no problem parting with the loonie.
03:19Oh, you got big plans for the loonie.
03:21What are you going to do with that loonie?
03:22Take the whole family down to Disney with that loonie.
03:25Buy a boat with a loonie.
03:26Build a moat with a loonie.
03:28Fur a coat with a loonie.
03:29Tell me what you're going to do with that loonie.
03:33Tip your server.
03:49Laundry day then, eh?
03:50Dr. Rutherford retired.
03:52Did he really?
03:53Dumb did he do.
03:54He was a good guy.
03:55He was a good guy.
03:56He was a great guy.
03:57Well, now there's a new guy.
03:59Is that what there is?
04:01You've got an appointment to open up a file with him this morning.
04:05What for?
04:06Because everyone needs a family doctor.
04:08Oh, I know everybody needs a family doctor, but I got Chorin to do this morning.
04:12Yeah? What about this afternoon?
04:14Chorin.
04:15This evening?
04:16Chorin.
04:17Any and every idle moment?
04:21Chors.
04:23You've got an appointment this morning to open a file.
04:26Pitter patter.
04:28Okay, Katie.
04:29Katie, okay?
04:31Maybe you ought to see if he's got time for you too
04:33and figure out why you've been allergic to clothes your whole fucking life.
04:44What?
04:45Glenn.
04:46Glenn.
04:48I know what you're thinking.
04:50This guy does everything.
04:52Which guy?
04:53Me.
04:54Would you?
04:55I would.
04:56All right.
04:57Katie called this morning and said that you need a little checkup.
05:00And I said to her, well, we do everything from coughs to colds to pimples on your dinky.
05:04Oh, is that what you said?
05:06Why?
05:10I'm going to need to pull your file.
05:16I think it's over here.
05:24Nope, not that one.
05:27Sometimes I like to keep it on the bottom.
05:31There it is.
05:35All right, Wayne.
05:36You take a seat.
05:37Doctor will be with you shortly.
05:42Hey, brother.
05:43Coach, how are you now?
05:46Not so bad.
05:49Going pretty hard at the gym, right?
05:51Probably tougher than my bod.
05:53Can confirm.
05:55I was at the gym this morning and the owner of the gym comes over and she says to me,
06:01hey, I think you're here more than I am.
06:05No, I was out, she said.
06:07Yeah, yeah.
06:09She owns the gym.
06:10Yeah, so you'd think no one would be there more than her.
06:13Where, at the gym?
06:14Yeah.
06:15Yeah.
06:16But she said it, not me, so.
06:18Well, there you go.
06:21I'm the thing with it.
06:22I never see you at the gym, so.
06:25How do you keep such a sweet butt?
06:27Lift with your legs, not with your back.
06:30Where?
06:31At the gym?
06:32Why?
06:33If you don't, you'll get hemorrhoids.
06:35Big T, how are you now?
06:37Good and you?
06:38Not so bad.
06:39Why are you here?
06:40Getting my tits done.
06:43Hey.
06:45I've been going pretty hard at the gym.
06:47Probably tougher than my bod.
06:50You here to open a new file with the new doc too, or?
06:53No.
06:54Oh.
06:55Why then?
06:56Got hemorrhoids.
06:58What's he gonna walk in there and say, hey, you like them apples?
07:00He'll say you want to see a cherry tart.
07:05Tyson?
07:07These must have been earlier.
07:08Well, if you're not ten minutes early, you're late.
07:11Doctor?
07:12Call me Doc.
07:18What do you think his real name is?
07:20Looks like a Darren.
07:23I think he looks like a Jim.
07:27Wow, you really do lift a lot of weights.
07:29It ain't your grandma's cherry cobbler.
07:31Yeah, I prefer cherry crumble, but what I see here is more of a raspberry crisp.
07:36I'm gonna write you a script.
07:38It's an ointment.
07:39You can apply it three times a day.
07:40You can use the applicator or your finger, but if you use your finger, you gotta go knuckle deep.
07:45Hey, is there such thing as a three-knuckler?
07:48Only recreationally.
07:49Hey, when was your last prostate exam?
07:52Need a hand in there, Doc?
07:54Maybe a finger?
07:55Nope.
07:56Okay.
07:57Mother of God.
07:59Change your mind.
08:02So, not for love or money, Doc?
08:05You've never had a prostate exam?
08:07Not for all the tea in China.
08:09A prostate exam is a standard and very important part of any head-to-toe physical.
08:13It's my responsibility to strongly suggest one with every new file I open.
08:18Glad I ain't opening one.
08:19I am.
08:20I'm already here.
08:21Why don't you just saunter up there and check your attorney general?
08:24I don't have time.
08:25Well, you never had one before, right?
08:27No, but...
08:28Well, now it's the time.
08:30All right, don't wait.
08:32The exam only takes a second.
08:35This is clean.
08:41Well, how are the cherry tomatoes?
08:43You guys here to open up a new file, right?
08:45Just a bit of lead filler.
08:46I'm Siri, dog.
08:47I just pop in before the gym.
08:49What's up, brother?
08:50Opening a new file involves a head-to-toe physical.
08:53What are you saying? There's a pedicure, too?
08:55Guess what comes with a head-to-toe physical?
08:57Gym membership.
09:02Now, I want to make sure I heard that right.
09:07So you said...
09:13You mean...
09:17Why?
09:18Pardon?
09:19The doctor will see you now.
09:20I'm out.
09:21Or...
09:22It says coach?
09:24Whoever wants to go first.
09:26Give me a sec to disinfect.
09:29I gotta go to the gym.
09:31Gym's more important.
09:33You want to just go?
09:34Let's just go.
09:53How are you now?
09:54Good and you?
09:55Not bad.
09:56There you go.
10:00Gonna do some chores this afternoon?
10:02Yeah.
10:04Just taking five, four chores.
10:07Yeah?
10:08That's a pretty good five.
10:10Yeah.
10:11Might, uh...
10:15Might end up taking a real good five here.
10:26Do you hear Dr. Rutherford's retiring?
10:28Nope.
10:30He's a good guy.
10:31He's a good guy?
10:32He's a great guy.
10:36So...
10:37You gonna go open up a file with him you got?
10:40I may.
10:43It's good that they should have a family doctor.
10:45For sure?
10:48Mm-hmm.
10:50They should...
10:55And you?
10:58Yeah, I thought I'd go down there.
11:00Oh.
11:03So I did.
11:04Did really.
11:06Went down after breakfast.
11:13So is it...
11:14True...
11:17That...
11:19You get a head to toe...
11:22Physical when you open up a new file, or...?
11:28Can't confirm.
11:29Okay.
11:33So do you want to do anything...
11:37Notable...
11:41In and around the end of it, or...?
11:47Yeah.
11:48Yeah.
11:49You could call it notable.
12:04What was it?
12:08Um...
12:12Timely?
12:19What's in the gallery, or...?
12:21Down in the crawl space.
12:22All right.
12:26Well, I was out for you.
12:31I heard that sort of thing can break your heterosexuality.
12:38Well, I wouldn't do that.
12:42Well...
12:44You let someone go up there, right?
12:48Well, once, and...
12:50It doesn't work anymore?
12:53Well, I can adjust all it's working.
12:56Well, how does that...?
12:57Like...
12:58Instantly, or you just...
13:00You just...
13:01Like losing the power to the dash for a wee bit.
13:05Well, it just won't turn over.
13:07And no matter how many times you try.
13:09Well, it won't even spark.
13:11Is that right?
13:14Is that right?
13:19So, did you...
13:22End up opening a...
13:25New file there, or...?
13:32Well...
13:35How's the Garberator, Doc?
13:37Well, it's good for me, but I think your dentist would tell you to floss.
13:40Yeah, I guess a good try with those white strips I got for Christmas.
13:43Well, all right, Joe.
13:44Take your pants down.
13:45Need a hand there, Doc?
13:46Maybe your fingers?
13:47Nope.
13:48Okay.
13:49I'll be right outside.
13:50If you change your mind.
13:51Mm-hmm.
13:54So...
13:55Just...
13:56Take my pants down?
13:58Yeah, take your pants down.
13:59I'll do your biannual prostate exam,
14:01and then we'll get you back to that...
14:04Barn.
14:05It smells like you just came from.
14:07I just...
14:08I never had one before.
14:09Wait, Dr. Rutherford never met your sheriff's deputy?
14:11No.
14:12Went outside the city limits?
14:13Never.
14:15No quick Uncle Sam?
14:17Mm-mm.
14:18Huh.
14:21Never touched the Grand Glande, eh?
14:23Well, we're here now,
14:25so why don't we just dance on up there
14:28and check out Bob Cajun?
14:30I...
14:31Maybe I don't have time right now.
14:33You never had one before, right?
14:35Well, no, but I just...
14:36Then now's the time.
14:37I don't have time right now.
14:39You never had one before, right?
14:41Well, no, but I just...
14:42Then now's the time.
14:44Don't worry.
14:47The exam only takes a second.
14:51Oh, I should put on a glove.
14:57And then straight up the channel?
14:59Oh, no, I put the brakes.
15:01Did you really?
15:02Yeah.
15:03Oh.
15:06I said I had to.
15:09You said you had to poo.
15:12Yeah.
15:13I said I never had to poo so bad in my entire life.
15:17Right down in there.
15:21So I took my pants back up and said I had to poo.
15:25No, but I thought you said you had to poo
15:27to get out of taking your pants down.
15:30No, uh, I got the idea for saying I had to poo
15:35after I took my pants down.
15:37Yeah, but if you were pertinent around the bases...
15:43Yeah.
15:44You should have just let them slide into home.
15:47Yeah.
15:48Aw, Darry, I feel like that's gonna be the one
15:50that got away, good buddy.
15:52Yeah, but I...
15:53No, but...
15:55It's just...
16:00Have you, you know, you have to spread your butt cheeks sometimes
16:05because you're gonna miss her.
16:07Yeah.
16:09Well, have you ever had another man
16:12spread his butt cheeks for you?
16:18Well, no.
16:20Well, it's a bit...
16:23queer.
16:25I'm glad you have that one.
16:27This man wanted to spread my butt cheeks wide open and just...
16:33Yeah, that's what Tyson said.
16:36He said...
16:39And that was all just a bit too much for you then?
16:43Yeah, so I took my pants up and he'd eject on the...
16:49But you're right at the doorstep of the...
16:54But I couldn't, you know...
16:57But couldn't you just...
17:03Hey.
17:05Whistle while you work?
17:07Have you no fucking garments?
17:09The clinic called.
17:11Okay.
17:12Why'd you miss your appointment?
17:14Glenn tattled?
17:16I never said it was Glenn.
17:17Why'd you miss your appointment?
17:19Well, I'm not gonna tell you unless you tell me who tattled.
17:22Doesn't matter who tattled.
17:23You're not exposed to tattle, Katie.
17:25Yet here you are telling me to tattle.
17:28You know, I go through the trouble of making you that appointment
17:31and then you go being ignorant of my time?
17:33It wasn't on fucking purpose!
17:35Glenn says that if you leave right now, he can squeeze you in.
17:39Oh, Glenn said that, did he?
17:40Well, I guess you just shot yourself in the foot then, Katie.
17:43Go.
17:44What?
17:46Go!
17:47Scooch your bum.
17:54Whistle.
18:02Daryl!
18:03Why?
18:04Glenn.
18:05You two slept in a hurry this morning.
18:08Did you forget to say goodbye to someone?
18:11I had to poo.
18:12Thank you for your honesty, Daryl.
18:14Why?
18:15I had a spin class.
18:17You had a spin class?
18:19Monday, Wednesday, and twice on Friday.
18:21I'll have to verify that.
18:22Let me see your calves.
18:23Look, can the doc still fit us in or no?
18:25We'll have to verify that also.
18:28We'll have to verify that also.
18:31Let me pull your palms.
18:37Okay.
18:38Yeah.
18:42Go ahead and take a seat.
18:45How are you now?
18:47Hey, brother.
18:48Oh, it's the bed.
18:50Hey.
18:51Remember when I was telling you I was going pretty hard at the gym?
18:54You can probably tell from the bod.
18:56Well, I hope you're not down there taking pictures of yourself.
18:59Not dead lifting plates.
19:01So I bend over for the Olympic bar and give it a tug with my left hand,
19:05and then I bend over for the Olympic bar and give it a tug with my right hand.
19:09Not dead lifting plates.
19:11So I bend over for the Olympic bar and give it a tug with my back like you said.
19:15No, you should lift with your legs, not your back.
19:17Now I got the grapes of wrath like Tyson.
19:20What?
19:21I got a little fish eggs, brother.
19:23I got a little tobiko.
19:25Ah, a little trouser rope.
19:26Yeah, a little backyard caviar there.
19:29I asked Tyson if I could borrow his ointment, right, from the cranberries,
19:33and he thought that was gay.
19:36I'll let him have that one.
19:39I'm just a little ill at ease that the doc's going to want to...
19:42Dance on up there?
19:43Oh, he's in the neighborhood.
19:45That'll want a buggy.
19:46Did you ever have one, coach?
19:47A body fat test?
19:49Yeah, every morning at the gym.
19:51Holy fuck.
19:52Even though they look at my bod, they still do it.
19:55No, uh...
19:58Just to confirm, you mean a...
20:01Can confirm he means a...
20:05No.
20:06You?
20:07No.
20:08You haven't either, eh, brother?
20:10Why haven't you had one?
20:12I'm scared.
20:13What for?
20:14I've never had a desire to put anything up my butt.
20:17So let's operate on the assumption I'm not going to love it.
20:22You know, like I love going to the gym.
20:24Yeah, it'd be a little bit cramped up there.
20:26So what if the doc traipses up there and it, you know,
20:30he sees a reason to traipse up there again?
20:34Oh.
20:35You know, one traipse could lead to many traipses.
20:38Yeah, I guess it could.
20:39A lifetime of traipsing, even.
20:41So it's an ignorance is blessed type thing.
20:44I never even thought about that.
20:46Well, what keeps you from getting...
20:49Betwixt?
20:50Yeah.
20:51Well, I heard that it could break your heterosexuality.
20:54I think if something like that's going to break your heterosexuality,
20:58it's already broken.
21:00Yeah, I've had some time to think about it.
21:02That's the conclusion that I've come to, yeah.
21:06Hey, why are you so hesitant, boy?
21:10Well, I'm a bit ashamed of myself here, fellas.
21:13Well, scoot, good buddy.
21:14I know this, brother.
21:16I hate change.
21:18Well, that seems like a slow death.
21:20I want your whole lives.
21:22Come into the doc, shines a light in your eyes,
21:26looks in your mouth, listens to your heart.
21:28And now, all of a sudden,
21:31they want to put their finger up your ass.
21:35Fellas, the whole thing just makes me want to go to bed.
21:38How are you now?
21:40Good, and you?
21:41Oh, it's bad.
21:42You got the bumbeats like me.
21:44I have never.
21:45You got them at the gym like me.
21:47I've never run from anything in my life.
21:49What's that got to do with your blood oranges, brother?
21:51Can't live with myself.
21:53Ran into the guy's office over a little oil check.
21:56It's embarrassing.
21:57It's not.
21:58No, I did it too.
21:59What makes it even worse?
22:01Oh, you know what?
22:04We all scrambled.
22:06So maybe it's not that embarrassing.
22:09My pants were still down when I started running.
22:11Did you trip?
22:12Yep.
22:13That's fucking embarrassing.
22:15That's embarrassing.
22:17Well, well, well.
22:19There's a bunch of familiar faces.
22:21I'll take you in no particular order.
22:23Just give me a sec to disinfect.
22:27Hey, what's up, pink dicks?
22:31Hey, Dennis.
22:33Just came from the gym.
22:35Doesn't count unless you tell everyone then, eh?
22:38You look good, coach.
22:40It's the gym. I just got back from it.
22:42Doesn't count unless you tell everyone a second time then, eh?
22:45You're like a drunk seven.
22:50Really?
22:52Oh.
22:54Daryl, what are you doing here?
22:57Did you put a chicken bone up your nose again?
22:59I was told you're not supposed to ask people that.
23:01Coach, if you're here to get a referral to talk to a shrink about your dead wife,
23:05it's good, it's time.
23:06Tyson, you can't be helped.
23:09What's up, boo?
23:10I already know.
23:11Getting your tits done?
23:12Not as bad.
23:13Seriously, what up?
23:14Well, we're all getting our prostates checked.
23:17Well, we're exposed to it.
23:19What do you mean you're exposed to it?
23:21Scared.
23:22Skittish.
23:23Tired.
23:25Yeah, it's just none of us have ever had this done before, so...
23:28What's a prostate? Do I have one?
23:31In women, I'm told it's the G-spot.
23:33Guys have a G-spot?
23:34No.
23:35Well, I'm told that they do.
23:36Why wouldn't you want to get that checked?
23:38Boom.
23:40Okay, so am I going to have to Google this?
23:42What the fuck is a...
23:44Okay.
23:57So what's he put up there?
23:59What the fuck do you mean, what does he put up there, Tannis?
24:01What's the apparatus called that he puts up there?
24:04A digit.
24:05Huh?
24:06A pointer.
24:07Huh?
24:08A feeler.
24:09What?
24:10A finger.
24:11A finger?
24:12Yes, a phalange.
24:13And then what?
24:14Then what?
24:15And then what else does he put up there?
24:17It's a...
24:18Like, it's just a...
24:20Tactile.
24:21For how long?
24:23He said the exam is over in seconds.
24:28You pussies.
24:30What?
24:31You pussies.
24:32What?
24:33You fucking pussies.
24:35Vesturometer.
24:37Try getting a pap smear.
24:39What's that?
24:40What's that?
24:41You're not getting fingered, but with salad tongs.
24:43Holy fuck.
24:45All right, I need a volunteer.
24:47Why?
24:48Daryl, you just volunteered yourself, you lucky man.
24:50Get over here.
24:57Get on your back.
25:00That's your stomach, idiot.
25:05These are stirrups for your feet.
25:08Put your feet in the stirrups.
25:11And we're going to pretend like his mitt's just right out.
25:15Is his mitt right out?
25:16Oh, it's right out.
25:18It's getting free air conditioning and shit.
25:20I get that at the gym.
25:22I'm the doctor, and I'm going to put my face right up in his mitt.
25:26You put your face right in his mitt?
25:29Can confirm.
25:30And it's the only time it's not aggressively welcomed.
25:32Well, you're really in his mitt there, Tannis.
25:34Not yet.
25:36I want a scooch.
25:38Why?
25:39Because it's a pap smear, idiot.
25:41More.
25:42More?
25:43More.
25:45More!
25:46Point has gone far enough.
25:48Okay, now we're going to insert the speculum.
25:52Oh, speculum was my nickname in high school.
25:55Oh.
25:56How could I?
25:57Why, thank you, nurse.
25:59What's a speculum?
26:00You know what the jaws of life are?
26:02That's what a fireman uses to pry a survivor out of an automobile car.
26:08You know, in the accident.
26:10It's like that, but for your mitt.
26:13Now, nurse, inserting.
26:18Inserting myself.
26:20The speculum.
26:21They used to keep that thing ice cold straight through the 90s.
26:25And alley-oop.
26:28There.
26:30Now that the speculum is inside of Daryl's mitt.
26:34Thank you, nurse.
26:35My absolute pleasure, doctor.
26:36Now I'm going to take this cone-shaped brush and this teeny tiny plastic spatula
26:42and I'm going to scrape Daryl's cervix like I'm scraping yogurt out from the inside of a cup.
26:49Not his cervix!
26:51What's that?
26:52Do I have one of them?
26:53It's like inside your mitt, that's all you need to know.
26:55And scraping, scraping, scraping.
26:58Such fine work, doctor.
27:00Scraping, scraping, scraping.
27:05You really have to get it all.
27:07And I'm scraping Daryl's mitt.
27:11Doctor, a little thought here.
27:13Since we're already in the neighborhood,
27:15what if we be-bop downstairs and check out his lukewarm Steve Aston?
27:19And as much as I would love to keep scraping Daryl's mitt,
27:25he's in his barn clothes.
27:29May I give up?
27:30You may.
27:32Now, think about that the next time you want to cry but a finger up your ass for a few seconds.
27:38For many, it's a treat.
27:40Put your mitt away, pussy.
27:42Thanks, nurse.
28:29Half a decibel,
28:31jelly on my skin.
28:33Half a decibel,
28:35scars on my brain.
28:37Half a decibel,
28:40jelly on my skin.
28:42Half a decibel,
28:44I'm slipping out.
28:46Just a piece of me.
28:48Just a piece of me.
28:50Just a piece of me.
28:52Just a piece of me.
28:59Just a piece of me.
29:01Just a piece of me.
29:03Just a piece of me.
29:05Just a piece of me.
29:12Just a piece of me.
29:14Just a piece of me.
29:16Just a piece of me.
29:18Just a piece of me.
29:24Just a piece of me.
29:26Just a piece of me.
29:28Just a piece of me.
29:30Just a piece of me.
29:38Just a piece of me.
29:42Just a piece of me.
29:48Wow.
29:49Never experienced anything like that at the gym.
29:52Okay.
29:54It's a bit like taking a shit but on Rewind.
29:57That's a mental picture.
29:59Well, it's a conversation piece is what it is.
30:02It's a conversation piece.
30:04I guess a wee bit of burrowing isn't the end of the world.
30:06Talk to me when you get daggered.
30:08How far up does he go?
30:10I'd say about an inch.
30:12I'd say it's more like two.
30:14No, it's not two inches.
30:16I've seen two inches.
30:20And it's not two inches.
30:22It's a bit queer having a man spread your buttcheeks for you, eh?
30:25That's exactly what I said. I said it's a bit queer.
30:28The word means two things.
30:30Hey, brother.
30:32Is your heterosexuality intact?
30:36But first...
30:38Please and thank you.
30:40Please and thank you.
30:44She's fully operational.
30:46Fully operational then, eh?
30:48She's alive.
30:50How'd it go up there, Shell Gravy?
30:52Well, I got a couple of strawberries in the rhubarb.
30:56But other than that...
30:58Huh?
31:00Hunky-dory.
31:02Wasn't all that bad.
31:04Lots of things. It's not bad. It's just...
31:06new.
31:08It's a new part of life.
31:12So?
31:14What are you going to do now with your nevertheless intact heterosexuality, Derry?
31:20Get out of my barn, Cloves.
31:50Get out of my barn, Cloves.
32:20Get out of my barn.
32:22Get out of my barn.
32:24Get out of my barn.
32:26Get out of my barn.
32:28Get out of my barn.
32:30Get out of my barn.
32:32Get out of my barn.
32:34Get out of my barn.
32:36Get out of my barn.
32:38Get out of my barn.
32:40Get out of my barn.
32:42Get out of my barn.
32:44Get out of my barn.
32:46Get out of my barn.
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