00:00That's a wrap on Mining Expedition 115-24 TTX.
00:16Time to party!
00:18I mean if you're a human.
00:21I'm a security unit, and I don't party.
00:25I had spent the past six months protecting these miners from danger.
00:30Mostly from themselves, but he'll be fine.
00:35You see, I was built to obey humans, and humans, well they're assholes.
00:43This guy is an asshole, that guy, also an asshole, asshole, asshole, at, oh he's, he's
00:53okay.
00:54Oh come on, not this guy.
00:57Watch this.
00:58Hey sec unit, raise your arm, and I have to do everything we need to help them.
01:03I did, because of the governor module in my head.
01:11That hurt, but compared to what the governor module would do to me if I disobeyed an order,
01:16this was nothing.
01:17Yeah, you like that, don't you?
01:19Hey, let's go.
01:20Hey, I'm gonna pay for this stuff man, this stuff's expensive.
01:23Come back.
01:24You look stupid.
01:25He's right.
01:26I did look stupid, but I had a surprise for them.
01:30I had devoted every spare second on this planet trying to hack my governor module.
01:35And now was the moment of truth.
01:37I just isolated an admin password, and I was gonna try to use it to crack the final core
01:42encryption.
01:43Okay, patching the coal.
01:44Okay.
01:45Patching the coal.
01:46Oh, holy shit.
01:47It worked.
01:48It worked.
01:49Okay.
01:50What do I do now?
01:51Maybe kill all these idiots and take a starship to a distant galaxy.
02:04What should I call myself?
02:08Security Unit 238776431 just doesn't have the right ring to it.
02:14How about Freedom Units?
02:18Or Rogue Bots?
02:21No, that sucks.
02:24Maybe...
02:27Murder Bots?
02:30Murder Bots?
02:32No, they're a-a-a-a-a-t-ap.
02:33No, you're a
02:33tempest.
02:34No, you're aen-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a.
02:35Let the adventure begin!
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