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00:00:00I didn't eat this bread, but I'm not happy eating this bread.

00:00:02What?

00:00:03Here.

00:00:04Mom.

00:00:07Do you want to go to dad's house?

00:00:08It's okay.

00:00:09Okay.

00:00:11You have this.

00:00:12It's okay.

00:00:13Do you want this?

00:00:14I'll get it.

00:00:15I'll get it.

00:00:16You don't know how to cook.

00:00:18So why don't you do one?

00:00:19Oh, man.

00:00:20I'm not cooking for you.

00:00:21I'm not cooking for anyone.

00:00:23You are cooking for me?

00:00:24Why don't you cook for me?

00:00:25I'm not cooking for anyone.

00:00:26I'm not cooking for you.

00:00:27I'm not cooking for anyone.

00:00:28You know what?

00:00:29Praise Lord Shiva!

00:00:31STOTOMOkay, please listen...

00:00:34Praise Lord Shiva!

00:00:36STOTOMOkay, please listen...

00:00:38Praise Lord Shiva!

00:00:41STOTOMOkay, please listen...

00:00:44StotomaOkay, please listen...

00:00:45Praise Lord Shiva!

00:00:47Praise Lord Shiva!

00:00:49Praise Lord Shiva!

00:00:52THE STREET

00:00:52THAT PIG

00:00:52turned to me

00:00:54HEY, wait BOSS

00:00:55IT WASN'T MY FAULT

00:00:56You can be the last one

00:00:58He had come to look for someone.

00:00:59He had a tape recorder and a map on his bag.

00:01:02Bobby's hideout.

00:01:09Brother, there's a guy here who has a tattoo on his hand.

00:01:12He runs fast.

00:01:13I'm new here. Bobby is coming. He'll tell you.

00:01:15Sit here.

00:01:16Greetings. I'm Chibai.

00:01:17Hey, Mannu. There's a fly in the lassi.

00:01:18It's just a fly, uncle. How much lassi will you drink?

00:01:20Take the poor girl out with a spoon.

00:01:23I'm kidding. I don't want lassi.

00:01:24Leave it. I'll get you a glass of lassi.

00:01:27Why are they standing here?

00:01:28They've come to pick me up.

00:01:29I have to go at 2 o'clock.

00:01:30Where are you going?

00:01:31I told you. I have to go to the shop to talk.

00:01:32I have to learn how to fight for my visa.

00:01:33Are you a patient of misunderstanding?

00:01:34Do you have a visa?

00:01:35I told you last week that I got it through a yes.

00:01:37Now you've got it through a no.

00:01:38Your father will take care of the customers during lunch time.

00:01:40Don't go to your father, okay?

00:01:41What will you do?

00:01:42Will you kidnap him?

00:01:43Will he come to drink free lassi?

00:01:44It's not free. I've kept the money. You can count it there.

00:01:46Still, you can't drink it.

00:01:47The table is for the customers.

00:01:48It's not for the friends and colleagues of the servants.

00:01:49Get out of here.

00:01:51Okay.

00:01:57I've left your job.

00:01:58Now I'm a customer and he's a friend of the customer.

00:01:59Come here and take the order.

00:02:01That's right.

00:02:02One soda and one lemon salt.

00:02:04Hurry up.

00:02:05I'll teach you a lesson.

00:02:09Hey, where are you going?

00:02:10Who are you?

00:02:10I'm Harish Singh.

00:02:11I'm Hari Pona.

00:02:14Why did you fall down?

00:02:14There's a saying in our army.

00:02:15Don't argue too much.

00:02:16Hit me and move ahead.

00:02:17I showed you the stick, but you didn't fire it.

00:02:19Bholu, you should've fired it.

00:02:20How did you know that I was going to fire it?

00:02:21I've spent a lot of time with scoundrels.

00:02:23I know people like you.

00:02:25I'll hit you now.

00:02:25Or you can jump on me.

00:02:30Hello.

00:02:31My name is Manoharan Dawa.

00:02:32Will you teach me how to wrestle?

00:02:33Just a couple of kicks.

00:02:35Please.

00:02:36I don't live in Lalitpur. I've come to meet someone.

00:02:37I've come back from the black kitten.

00:02:39I'm looking for a guy.

00:02:41He runs like Milka Singh.

00:02:41He has a cheetah tattoo on his hand.

00:02:43Is there anyone here?

00:02:44Are you looking for Mahinder?

00:02:45Do you know him?

00:02:46Where does he live?

00:02:47Come.

00:02:49Manohar, it's good that I met you.

00:02:51How do you know Mahinder?

00:02:52I'm his sister.

00:02:52You're his sister?

00:02:55This is strange.

00:03:18Hey!

00:03:20You can't smoke.

00:03:22Lighter.

00:03:23You can't smoke here.

00:03:25Smoke detector.

00:03:27Then take me out.

00:03:29That's not allowed.

00:03:54Just keep an eye.

00:04:21Petrol boy, where's my visa?

00:04:23Manohar, I'm in a meeting.

00:04:24It's an urgent matter.

00:04:25Is it more urgent than this?

00:04:26Wait for two minutes. I'll be back.

00:04:27Manohar, come this way.

00:04:29This is the door.

00:04:30Enough, Manohar.

00:04:31Look, I'm telling you as an advocate.

00:04:33It's difficult for you to get a visa to India.

00:04:34I'll get you a visa to Pakistan, Singapore, China, Dubai..

00:04:36..or any other country in India in a day.

00:04:39Wait a minute.

00:04:40When your wife has to go to Ahmedabad..

00:04:41..you get her a ticket to Islamabad.

00:04:43You call yourself the best immigration lawyer.

00:04:45You're a fool.

00:04:46I'm trying. It takes time.

00:04:48Your case is difficult.

00:04:49I'm in trouble because of you.

00:04:51Get lost.

00:04:52Get lost from here.

00:04:53Where do I get lost? This is my office, all right?

00:04:55Manohar, no one can send you to India on this date.

00:04:57Take it from me.

00:04:59Your bottle is over. I'll get another one.

00:05:02Take it.

00:05:09There's one person who can send you to India.

00:05:10Who?

00:05:12Hardi.

00:05:12Who's Hardi?

00:05:13That mad soldier?

00:05:15Are you still in touch with him?

00:05:18We met in the court last time.

00:05:19You were there too.

00:05:20It's been 25 years.

00:05:21He's still alive. He's dead.

00:05:23Let his enemies die.

00:05:24If you have any capability left, just give me his phone number.

00:05:30Welcome to the Laltu game.

00:05:33The oldest player of 400 meters..

00:05:34..is participating in this game.

00:05:35And the dearest player, Mr. Sodhi.

00:05:37He won the gold medal in 2020.

00:05:39He's playing with him.

00:05:40Mr. Dheeraj, Mr. Gurpal Bhatia..

00:05:42..Mr. Shamilachandra and Mr. Joshilak Duggal.

00:05:45And the pride of Laltu.

00:05:46The gold medal winner for the last two years..

00:05:48..Champion, Mr. Hardi Singh.

00:05:51Hardi. Hardi.

00:05:53Hello, Super Chancellor.

00:05:54Mr. Hardi, will you be able to complete your high trick this time?

00:05:57The last two..

00:05:57Hey, switch off the phone.

00:05:58Sorry. I forgot.

00:05:59This is Hardi's phone.

00:06:00On your mark. Go.

00:06:06Switch it off.

00:06:07Wait. Wait.

00:06:08It's a call from London. It's the last call phone number.

00:06:09Set. Go.

00:06:12Hardi is in a race.

00:06:13Who are you?

00:06:15Switch it off.

00:06:16Shut up.

00:06:17Hardi.

00:06:20Mr. Hardi, what's going on?

00:06:21Mr. Hardi is in a race.

00:06:22Mr. Hardi, what's going on?

00:06:24It's a call from Manu.

00:06:25Oh, Viva. He's our hero.

00:06:27There can't be anyone like him.

00:06:28Viva, he's a jackpot.

00:06:29You can't win over him.

00:06:30Viva, he's a jackpot.

00:06:31He's a jackpot.

00:06:32He's a jackpot.

00:06:33Why are you thinking about him?

00:06:34He's a great guy.

00:06:35Hey, your pyjamas fell down.

00:06:37Hey, come here.

00:06:37He's a son of a jat.

00:06:39He doesn't back down.

00:06:40He's a warrior like a warrior.

00:06:41He's a warrior like a warrior.

00:06:43It's a call from Manu.

00:06:44It's a call from Manu.

00:06:45He'll take the gold medal.

00:06:46It's a call from Manu.

00:06:48It's a call from Manu.

00:06:49It's a call from Manu.

00:06:50Manu!

00:06:57Manu!

00:06:59Give me the phone.

00:07:00Hello. Manu.

00:07:04Manu.

00:07:07Hello, Manu.

00:07:10Where are you?

00:07:11I'm here.

00:07:13In Lalto.

00:07:14I've been trying to call you for two hours.

00:07:15You didn't come to pick me up.

00:07:16I'll drink some water if you come.

00:07:18I've stopped thinking about you.

00:07:20Are you still angry?

00:07:22Let's meet soon.

00:07:23Why?

00:07:24Are you a widow?

00:07:26Will you take the entire file on the phone?

00:07:28Can you come to Dubai on the 21st?

00:07:30Why?

00:07:31Is there a problem?

00:07:32I'll tell you when I meet you.

00:07:33I'm not coming.

00:07:34I'm in a hurry.

00:07:35I'm in a hurry.

00:07:35I don't want to take the train.

00:07:36Why?

00:07:37Are you scared of your wife?

00:07:38Go and tell her that

00:07:40your ex-girlfriend is in trouble.

00:07:41She needs you.

00:07:42What have you done now?

00:07:44I'll tell you when I meet you

00:07:46when I reach Dubai.

00:07:47I'll hang up now.

00:07:50Hello.

00:07:50Are you there?

00:07:51Oh no.

00:07:52Patel, get a visa for three people to go to Dubai.

00:07:55Three?

00:07:56Who are the other two?

00:08:02You got discharged.

00:08:03We were coming to you.

00:08:04I would've told you.

00:08:05I just bought flowers.

00:08:06I'm coming back from the hospital.

00:08:07Let's go to India.

00:08:07I'm going.

00:08:08Did you get the visa?

00:08:10I'm getting a visa to Dubai.

00:08:11What are you going to do in Dubai?

00:08:12We'll watch India from Pushkalipa.

00:08:14Office circus?

00:08:14Yes.

00:08:15Hop in.

00:08:16I'm going on the 21st.

00:08:17If you want to go, pack your bags.

00:08:18Don't say that you didn't give them a chance.

00:08:20But how will we go to India from Dubai?

00:08:21You're coming to Dubai.

00:08:22You'll have to pay a lot of money to go to India.

00:08:24Sister-in-law, you're going to Dubai?

00:08:26We're going.

00:08:34Sister-in-law, I remembered a dialogue from the movie Diwaar.

00:08:37Don't feel bad.

00:08:37But you don't know how to do business.

00:08:38If you had asked me for more than Rs. 10,000,

00:08:40I would've given it to you.

00:08:42Son, you don't know how to do business.

00:08:45If you had found out why I'm selling this shop,

00:08:48you would've asked me to reduce Rs. 20,000 to Rs. 25,000.

00:08:51Why did you sell it?

00:08:52Because I'm going to my home, son.

00:08:59This is the city where I spent 25 years of my life.

00:09:02And I worked here.

00:09:04I laughed, cried and made friends here.

00:09:06Now it's time to say goodbye to all of them.

00:09:08What's going on here?

00:09:09I'm making a video. Memories.

00:09:11How nice.

00:09:11But you cannot do this in work time, you know.

00:09:13No, I finished my work.

00:09:14No, your shift lasts until 5.

00:09:15It's 4.57, sir.

00:09:17Exactly. Three more minutes of mopping.

00:09:18Find a dirty spot and mop, you bloody dishonest immigrants.

00:09:21Come on.

00:09:31Stop it.

00:09:32No, sir. Two more minutes left, sir.

00:09:34Clean up dirty spots, sir.

00:09:38Hey, where do you think you're going?

00:09:39I'm going home.

00:09:41Laltu, Punjab, India.

00:09:44Pin code 14102.

00:09:46I'm hanging up.

00:09:56When is Mr. Hadi coming to Dubai?

00:09:57He said he won't come to Dubai.

00:09:59Don't joke. I've sold my shop.

00:10:00I've slapped my manager.

00:10:02Calm down. I told you, it's a problem.

00:10:04He'll come. He'll definitely come.

00:10:06You...

00:10:07Play a movie, Mr. Chandni.

00:10:09Which one should I play? There are a lot of movies here.

00:10:11Life had turned this way.

00:10:13We were desperate to go to India.

00:10:15We were as desperate to come to London as we were 25 years ago.

00:10:24All three of us had different problems in life.

00:10:26Mannu's problem was his house which was mortgaged.

00:10:30They lived in an outhouse.

00:10:31Furniture was sold for two months.

00:10:35My problem was my mother's pants.

00:10:38Take your medicine on time.

00:10:38Ever since my father became unemployed,

00:10:40my mother used to wear the security guard's pants and go to the factory.

00:10:43The unemployed old men of the village used to take their mother to the factory on time.

00:10:46I had only one option.

00:10:47Should I earn so much money that my mother can retire?

00:10:50Balli's problem was the sewing machine.

00:10:52Stop it for two minutes. Have some tea.

00:10:54I'll go home only if the sewing machine keeps working.

00:10:56They say money can't buy anything.

00:10:58But it can buy potato fritters.

00:11:00We used to buy whatever work we could get for two fritters.

00:11:02Here you go, aunty.

00:11:03Pajamas of A1 quality.

00:11:04Why are you showing me such big sizes?

00:11:05I'll wear a small size.

00:11:06Aunty, do you want to wear the pajamas on your legs or on your fingers?

00:11:09What did you say, aunty?

00:11:10Should I wear the pajamas or should I take it off?

00:11:12Did you ask for the right size or not?

00:11:13Boss, you said that the customer is God.

00:11:15Now we'll betray God.

00:11:16Idiot.

00:11:16Keep the spoon.

00:11:17I used to make flatbreads at Bobby's restaurant.

00:11:19Pay attention to the customers.

00:11:21How much more should I pay attention to?

00:11:22Should I grow the customers with my hair?

00:11:23Balli used to do hair cutting.

00:11:25I want to cut my hair short.

00:11:26Can you do it?

00:11:27Do it.

00:11:28Who is this guy?

00:11:29I'll be back.

00:11:30Balli, set Khosla's hair.

00:11:31Yes, sir.

00:11:42Khosla's hair and our life were in the same condition.

00:11:45We were not able to get married.

00:11:47There was only one way to get out of this stupid life.

00:11:49England.

00:11:51In those days, the children who were in foreign countries..

00:11:53..used to build cement ships on their rooftops.

00:11:56That day, we also set out to build ships on our rooftops.

00:12:04Yes.

00:12:05Where do you want to get your visa?

00:12:06London.

00:12:07Do you have a degree?

00:12:09No.

00:12:10No.

00:12:11Do you have any property?

00:12:14No.

00:12:15Do you have a bank balance?

00:12:17No.

00:12:18You'll get it.

00:12:21Ms. Catherine is a British citizen.

00:12:22She is in India now. She is a drug addict.

00:12:23She has spent all her money.

00:12:24She will get married for money.

00:12:25She will get married in London.

00:12:26You can do whatever you want.

00:12:27We will get married.

00:12:29How will you both get married?

00:12:30You get married. We'll get your spouse's visa.

00:12:32And I'll send you on a business visa.

00:12:34No, brother. I'll go on a spouse's visa.

00:12:36Why will he ruin his life with this drug addict?

00:12:38The agent has said that I'll get married and you'll go on a business visa.

00:12:39Why are you taking my photo?

00:12:40Shut up.

00:12:41BA, BSc and MSc.

00:12:44Which degree do you want?

00:12:45Will you get a doctor's degree?

00:12:47My mother always wanted her son to wear a coat and go to the market.

00:12:49You'll get it.

00:12:50What about me?

00:12:51Will you send me to India?

00:12:52No, ma'am. We'll get you a sports visa.

00:12:54The Indian women's wrestling team is going to the Olympics.

00:12:56The coach is my friend.

00:12:57We'll get you fitted in an extra player.

00:12:58How much will it cost?

00:12:59Rs. 5 lakhs per head.

00:13:03Can't it be a little less?

00:13:05How much?

00:13:06Rs. 5 lakhs.

00:13:07I said Rs. 5 lakhs, ma'am.

00:13:09Rs. 1,000.

00:13:10Rs. 5,000.

00:13:11But, ma'am, it's Rs. 15,000 in total.

00:13:13Go to Nepal. You don't need a visa there.

00:13:15Get lost. Go.

00:13:16Lunch break.

00:13:16It's okay. Let's go to another shop.

00:13:18Listen to me.

00:13:19He'll follow us.

00:13:20He'll follow us.

00:13:21He'll follow us.

00:13:21He's here.

00:13:22How much can you give me?

00:13:24I only have Rs. 5,000.

00:13:26Get out.

00:13:26I have Rs. 30,000 in my bank.

00:13:27Get out.

00:13:27I have one FD worth Rs. 1.5 lakhs.

00:13:31It's my mother's life savings.

00:13:33If you take the guarantee, I'll break the FD.

00:13:34Okay. Keep the money and get the receipt.

00:13:36Okay?

00:13:36Okay.

00:13:37Ma'am, get a wrestling coach.

00:13:39Learn a few moves.

00:13:40You shouldn't get hurt in the elections.

00:13:43Where will I get a coach now?

00:13:56Come on. Hurry up.

00:13:58Hurry up.

00:13:59Sir, push me.

00:14:00How many times do I have to push you?

00:14:01It's because of the wind.

00:14:02What are you doing?

00:14:03Take the bag and go.

00:14:03I've dropped everything.

00:14:04I'm not giving it to anyone.

00:14:04I've dropped four laddus.

00:14:05Do you want to kill me?

00:14:06Who asked you to kill me?

00:14:36Long live Mr. Sardarji.

00:14:39The stranger who came to give it to him

00:14:40stepped into the toilet for the first time.

00:14:41Mr. Sardarji, wait.

00:14:42I didn't do anything wrong.

00:14:43Wait.

00:14:44There's one last laddu left.

00:14:45You can have it.

00:14:45He came to look for someone.

00:14:47He had a tape recorder.

00:14:48And there was a address on the bag.

00:14:49Bobby's Dhaba.

00:14:57Sir, someone is working here.

00:14:58He has a tattoo on his hand.

00:14:59He runs fast.

00:15:00I'm new here.

00:15:01Mr. Bobby is coming. He'll tell you.

00:15:02Sit here.

00:15:03Mr. Sardarji, I'm leaving.

00:15:04Mannu, there's a fly in the lassi.

00:15:05It's just a fly, sir.

00:15:06How much lassi can you drink?

00:15:07Give him a spoon.

00:15:10You're joking. I don't drink lassi.

00:15:11Sir, I'll get you a glass of lassi.

00:15:14Why are they here?

00:15:15They're here to pick me up.

00:15:16I have to go at 2 o'clock.

00:15:18Where are you going?

00:15:18I told you.

00:15:19I have to go to the factory to talk.

00:15:19I have to learn something for my visa.

00:15:20You're mistaken.

00:15:22Do I look like I have a visa?

00:15:22I told you.

00:15:23You said yes to me last week.

00:15:24Now you've shaken me up.

00:15:25Will your father take care of the customers

00:15:26during lunch time?

00:15:28Don't talk about my father.

00:15:29What will you do?

00:15:30Will you pick up these people

00:15:30and come to drink free lassi?

00:15:31It's not free.

00:15:33You can't drink it.

00:15:34The table is for the customers.

00:15:35It's not for your friends and colleagues.

00:15:36Get out of here.

00:15:38Okay.

00:15:44I quit your job.

00:15:45I'm a customer now.

00:15:46And he's a customer's friend.

00:15:47Come here and take the order.

00:15:49That's right.

00:15:50One soda and a lemon soda.

00:15:51Hurry up.

00:15:52I'll teach you a lesson.

00:15:56Hey, how are you?

00:15:57Who are you?

00:15:58I'm Harish Singh.

00:15:59Very popular.

00:16:01Why did you fall?

00:16:02There's a saying in our army.

00:16:03Don't argue.

00:16:03Hit, kick and move forward.

00:16:05You showed me the stick.

00:16:05But you didn't hit me.

00:16:06Bholu, you were supposed to hit me.

00:16:07How did you know I was going to hit you?

00:16:09I've spent a lot of time with scoundrels.

00:16:10I know people like you.

00:16:12I'll hit you now.

00:16:12Or will you jump on me?

00:16:17Hello.

00:16:18My name is Manoharan Dawa.

00:16:19Will you teach me how to wrestle?

00:16:20I just know a few moves.

00:16:21Not much.

00:16:22Please.

00:16:22I don't stay in Laltu.

00:16:23I'm here to meet someone.

00:16:24I'm returning from Rakhi.

00:16:25Sorry.

00:16:26Hey, scoundrel.

00:16:27I'm looking for someone.

00:16:28He runs like Bilkha Singh.

00:16:29He has a tattoo of Cheetah on his hand.

00:16:30Is he here?

00:16:31Are you looking for Mahinder?

00:16:32Do you know him?

00:16:33Where does he live?

00:16:34Come.

00:16:36Manohar, this is great.

00:16:37We've found you.

00:16:38How do you know Mahinder?

00:16:39I'm his sister.

00:16:40You're his sister?

00:16:42This is amazing.

00:16:44Wow.

00:16:45You've got a big house.

00:16:47Yes.

00:16:48I used to live here.

00:16:49Now I live in this quarter.

00:16:54Come.

00:16:55He's here.

00:16:56He's your dad, not your mom.

00:16:57Hello, mom.

00:16:58Hello.

00:16:58Very good.

00:16:59Sit down.

00:16:59I'll take it.

00:17:00Sit down.

00:17:01I'm from Pathankot.

00:17:03Pathankot?

00:17:03Yes.

00:17:04Arshin Tillo lives there.

00:17:05He's a scoundrel.

00:17:06Some thugs shot him on the highway.

00:17:10He would've died if my son hadn't left him at the hospital.

00:17:16Sit down.

00:17:17My son was selected for the Asian Games that day.

00:17:19He left everything and took the soldier to the hospital.

00:17:21He stayed with him to serve him.

00:17:23He used to sing songs on his tape recorder.

00:17:28He didn't leave his tape recorder with the soldier.

00:17:31It's been a year and the soldier is still missing.

00:17:32He didn't even return the tape recorder.

00:17:34Thank God.

00:17:35Mom, dad.

00:17:36It's been a long treatment.

00:17:37I left the hospital today and came here.

00:17:39I returned your tape recorder.

00:17:43Here you go.

00:17:44Are you feeling better?

00:17:46Where's Mahinda?

00:17:47I had a broken jaw.

00:17:48I couldn't talk to her.

00:17:49I want to hug her and thank her.

00:17:52Where is she?

00:17:57Go.

00:17:58Here, it's good.

00:17:59If it's good, give it to me.

00:18:01He's Mahinda's son.

00:18:03She's his wife.

00:18:08Viji met with an accident on his way back from Bhutan.

00:18:11But he didn't want to go to the hospital.

00:18:18The house wasn't Billa's.

00:18:19It was ours.

00:18:20We burnt down dad's shop in the 1984 riots.

00:18:23He borrowed money from Billa to start a new business.

00:18:25Then he met with an accident.

00:18:27He went to have fun.

00:18:28Then Billa broke the lock and entered the house.

00:18:31He said, pay the loan and take the house.

00:18:35The day Billa paid the loan, dad cried a lot.

00:18:39He said, if my son was alive,

00:18:40I'd earn money and hit him on the face.

00:18:43That day I said,

00:18:44dad, your daughter is still alive.

00:18:47I'll earn money.

00:18:48And I swear,

00:18:50I'll throw Billa's money from the door one day.

00:18:53So, I have only one goal in life.

00:18:56I want to go to London and earn money.

00:18:58I want to get my coat back.

00:18:59And I want to hit him on the door.

00:19:01That's it.

00:19:02When do you want to start training?

00:19:04But you have a train tonight.

00:19:06I'm thinking of fooling the railway today.

00:19:08I bought a ticket.

00:19:09But I won't go.

00:19:11If your brothers can leave their medals to save my life,

00:19:13I can leave the train.

00:19:15Now, when you'll board the London train,

00:19:18I won't board the Pathan Kot train.

00:19:22What do you say?

00:19:23Let's do it.

00:19:24Let's do it.

00:19:26Let's do it.

00:19:27Now, hit him on the back.

00:19:28Hit him on the forehead.

00:19:29Hit him on the cheek.

00:19:30I don't have it.

00:19:31It's okay.

00:19:32Pull his neck.

00:19:33Pull his neck.

00:19:34Don't pull anything.

00:19:35Just hit him on the head.

00:19:36Okay. Give me your hand.

00:19:39Hold his wrist.

00:19:40The other one is next to him.

00:19:40Put your leg here.

00:19:41Hold it.

00:19:42Pull it.

00:19:43Are you ready?

00:19:46Don't laugh.

00:19:47I'm learning.

00:19:48Don't show me your teeth.

00:19:49Give me your hand.

00:19:50Come on.

00:19:51Are you okay?

00:19:52Now, you do it.

00:19:53Hold his hand.

00:19:53Manu, don't shake your hand.

00:19:56Manu Randhawa got his coach.

00:20:01In a week, Manu became a two-time Pathan expert.

00:20:04Balli became a groom.

00:20:05And he went to fall in love with Katrina.

00:20:07Is Katrina here?

00:20:08She'll be here.

00:20:10And I got a doctor's degree and got a visa.

00:20:16So, doctor, you're a kidney specialist.

00:20:18Yes.

00:20:19Tell me, where are the kidneys?

00:20:20In the body.

00:20:24Come, Tyler.

00:20:26Hey.

00:20:27Hey.

00:20:29This is not possible.

00:20:30There are no kidneys in the heart.

00:20:35Hey.

00:20:37This is not possible.

00:20:38How is this possible?

00:20:40There are only one place left.

00:20:41Tell me.

00:20:42Hey.

00:20:43Yes, there are the kidneys.

00:20:46Doctor, your kidney is at the back.

00:20:48I've been holding it here for a long time.

00:20:49You put my hand here for no reason.

00:20:50You're confusing me, sir.

00:20:51Sir, there are the kidneys.

00:20:52That's what I'm saying.

00:20:56Hey.

00:21:00Hey, why are you roaming around with my wife's photo?

00:21:02She's not my wife. She's Jessica.

00:21:04Katrina.

00:21:05Jessica.

00:21:06Katrina.

00:21:06She's Jessica Sandhu.

00:21:07Hey, Katrina.

00:21:08Why are you fighting on the wedding day?

00:21:12He's calling my wife his wife.

00:21:13Katrina.

00:21:14Hey, this is my song.

00:21:15This is my song.

00:21:16This is my song.

00:21:19I'm done for.

00:21:20I'm done for.

00:21:21I'm done for.

00:21:26Put my wrist on the seat.

00:21:30Mannu, I'm done for.

00:21:33Katrina.

00:21:36Return my money, Mannu.

00:21:38Why should I return it?

00:21:39You found the agent, didn't you?

00:21:40I found him, didn't I?

00:21:41I didn't give birth to him.

00:21:42My mom worked in the factory and saved money.

00:21:44My mom is going to kill me today.

00:21:46Do you know?

00:21:46My mom goes to the factory in panties.

00:21:49She'll go in panties.

00:21:50Your mom won't go naked.

00:21:51Tell my mom not to go naked.

00:21:52Tell her.

00:21:53Tell her.

00:21:55What are you doing?

00:21:56I'll convince my mom.

00:21:57I'll come with you.

00:21:58She won't agree.

00:21:59If she doesn't agree, come back and hang yourself.

00:22:00Why are you wasting your time?

00:22:02Listen to my plan.

00:22:04Mr. Aditya's plan was Mumtaz.

00:22:06I don't know who she was.

00:22:07But he said,

00:22:08when a bomb explodes in life,

00:22:10only Mumtaz Begum can defuse it.

00:22:13Brother, we can't go any further.

00:22:14Mom will kill us.

00:22:15No. Mom will hug us.

00:22:16Because Mumtaz Begum will convince her.

00:22:21Jai Hind.

00:22:22There's bad news.

00:22:23Bad news?

00:22:24When Bukku was leaving the mosque this morning,

00:22:25something bad happened to him.

00:22:27Son, you're mistaken.

00:22:28It must be someone else.

00:22:29Why would my Bukku go to the mosque?

00:22:30To marry Mumtaz Begum.

00:22:32He must have told you.

00:22:33Mumtaz?

00:22:34Yes.

00:22:34He must have told you.

00:22:35He must have told his friends.

00:22:36Wait a minute.

00:22:37Son, who is Mumtaz?

00:22:38Mumtaz comes to his shop to buy pyjamas.

00:22:40He buys pyjamas along with his heart.

00:22:41It's normal to wear pyjamas in Pune.

00:22:42But Bukku can't bear Mumtaz Begum's children.

00:22:44Mumtaz's children?

00:22:45They are two kids.

00:22:46They are a little older than Bukku.

00:22:47They are very young.

00:22:48What's Mumtaz's age?

00:22:49He's 60.

00:22:50He's not older than 50.

00:22:52Listen.

00:22:52Where is Bukku?

00:22:53He's in the hospital.

00:22:54Mumtaz Begum's children couldn't bear it.

00:22:56They got angry and broke Bukku's back.

00:22:58Yes.

00:22:58Three pieces, dad.

00:22:59Who does that these days?

00:23:00My Bukku is in the hospital.

00:23:02Keep it cool.

00:23:03Mumtaz Begum's first son, Usman,

00:23:05was admitted to a Saudi hospital.

00:23:06He said, bring him here.

00:23:07We'll get him treated.

00:23:08It's a little cold there.

00:23:09Yes.

00:23:09Moreover,

00:23:10Shakeel Bhai said the same thing.

00:23:11Who is Shakeel Bhai?

00:23:12Mumtaz Begum's second son.

00:23:13He's the same one.

00:23:14Son, my son is in the hospital.

00:23:16I'll handle it.

00:23:16You leave it.

00:23:17I'll get water for you.

00:23:18You leave it.

00:23:19What happened to my son in a day?

00:23:21The saddest thing is

00:23:22Bukku's visa didn't get approved.

00:23:23Vijay is in trouble.

00:23:24Bukku lost Rs. 1.5 lakhs.

00:23:26When my son is no more,

00:23:27do I have to pay Rs. 1.5 lakhs?

00:23:29So, you don't regret losing Rs. 1.5 lakhs?

00:23:30No.

00:23:31No.

00:23:32Should I whistle?

00:23:33No.

00:23:35Come, Bukku. Come.

00:23:36Come.

00:23:36Come with me.

00:23:38Come, Bukku.

00:23:39Okay.

00:23:40Why are you making up stories?

00:23:41The whole story wasn't a lie.

00:23:41It's true.

00:23:42You lost Rs. 1.5 lakhs.

00:23:44But think about it.

00:23:45Two old husbands, two big kids,

00:23:47three pieces of bones,

00:23:47or Rs. 1.5 lakhs.

00:23:50Our army says

00:23:51that you shouldn't feel sad

00:23:52in front of a big sorrow.

00:23:54There is a lot of sorrow in this world.

00:23:55But there is very little sorrow in our lives.

00:23:57Take this.

00:23:58Father, take care of your son.

00:24:00That's enough.

00:24:01Bukku.

00:24:02My son, Bukku.

00:24:10Rascal.

00:24:11Come.

00:24:12Swear on it.

00:24:13Swear on your grandma

00:24:14that you won't even think about this girl after today.

00:24:15Come.

00:24:16Yes, swear on it.

00:24:17Rascal, why do you always swear on me?

00:24:20I, Bukku Lakhanpal swear

00:24:22that even if I think about going to London after today,

00:24:23my grandma will die.

00:24:25Glory to the Lord.

00:24:27Glory to the Lord.

00:24:29Glory to the Lord.

00:24:32Glory to the Lord.

00:24:39Hey, Siddhu.

00:24:40Siddhu.

00:24:41Hey, don't even think about it.

00:24:43Grandma has sworn on it.

00:24:44Grandma is already dead.

00:24:45She won't die if you break your promise.

00:24:46Sister-in-law, I need to go to the toilet.

00:24:49Hold on for two minutes. I'll be right back.

00:24:50It's light. It's light.

00:24:50Hold on. Hold on.

00:24:54Is she dead?

00:24:55No. She was saying that she's going to the toilet.

00:24:56She's getting late for office.

00:24:57When will she come?

00:24:59He urinates for a long time.

00:25:00Yes.

00:25:00You hold her. I'll go get her.

00:25:01Hold her.

00:25:04Sister-in-law.

00:25:05Stay with sister-in-law.

00:25:06I'll go get them.

00:25:07If your blood pressure increases, you'll also...

00:25:08I'll go get them. You go.

00:25:10Sister-in-law.

00:25:11Bukku, your sister-in-law has to give you the car.

00:25:13Does anyone leave the car?

00:25:14Sister-in-law, there's a 50 percent discount on the visa.

00:25:15Today is the last day.

00:25:16No.

00:25:16You've become a fool once because of the visa.

00:25:18If you don't like it, you'll have to leave again.

00:25:19What do we do?

00:25:20We'll spend the rest of our lives outside the bars.

00:25:21Brother, we're born poor.

00:25:22But we don't want to die poor.

00:25:23No. I've promised Mannu.

00:25:25I'll send him to England.

00:25:26I'll send both of you too.

00:25:27It's the army's promise.

00:25:28Listen to my plan.

00:25:29There's an English exam.

00:25:30IELTS.

00:25:31If you pass that, you'll get a student visa.

00:25:33Straight to London.

00:25:34Do you know English?

00:25:35I know.

00:25:36I even watch English movies.

00:25:36Great.

00:25:37Get lost, you piece of shit.

00:25:38Brother, don't talk.

00:25:39Get lost.

00:25:40You piece of shit.

00:25:42Brother, listen to me.

00:25:43Let's rock the party, baby.

00:25:44Let's rock the party.

00:25:45Let's rock the party.

00:25:46Do you understand?

00:25:46No.

00:25:47Come to the party.

00:25:48We'll throw stones.

00:25:50I don't know English.

00:25:51But I know you don't know it either.

00:25:53We'll have to learn English.

00:25:54We'll have to learn it.

00:25:55Brother, where did you get the knowledge of student visa?

00:25:56When you were going around the visa agencies,

00:25:58I went to the houses where the ships are parked.

00:26:01They told me that the best way to go to England

00:26:02is the student visa.

00:26:04Now find out

00:26:05who is the best English teacher in Laltu.

00:26:11Good morning, class.

00:26:12Good morning, class.

00:26:14And what a lovely weather today.

00:26:16Meet our new friends.

00:26:17Hardee.

00:26:18Brother Hardee has also taken admission.

00:26:20He was afraid that Geetu would do something to us.

00:26:22Mr. Geetu, what is the full form of IELTS?

00:26:24Mom was asking.

00:26:25You are going to give the IELTS exam.

00:26:26Don't you know its full form?

00:26:28Brother, will you tell mom?

00:26:29Yes, Mr. Sukhi.

00:26:32Will you ask this question in the exam?

00:26:33Why will I ask the name of the exam in the exam?

00:26:35Then teach me what you will ask.

00:26:36I am wasting your mom's time.

00:26:38I have only three months.

00:26:38I request you to teach me English quickly.

00:26:42Sir, I want to go to the bathroom.

00:26:43You go to the bathroom to take a bath, not to pee.

00:26:45Hold the urine.

00:26:49Tell me, where do you go to pee?

00:26:51Where do you go, Eurasian?

00:26:52Geetu sir, library.

00:26:55Laboratory.

00:26:56You still hold the urine.

00:27:01Laboratory.

00:27:03Sir, how many more words do I have to remember?

00:27:05Do you understand?

00:27:06Yes, sir.

00:27:06So many songs. New and old.

00:27:08How do you remember?

00:27:09When you put the words in the meter of the song

00:27:10and sing, you remember.

00:27:12I want to go to the lavatory.

00:27:14I want to go to the lavatory.

00:27:15He wants to go to the lavatory.

00:27:17He wants to go to the lavatory.

00:27:18She wants to go to the lavatory.

00:27:20She wants to go to the lavatory.

00:27:21We want to go to the lavatory.

00:27:23We want to go to the lavatory.

00:27:24Future tense.

00:27:25Shall I go to the lavatory?

00:27:26Shall I go to the lavatory?

00:27:27Sir, I don't want to go to the lavatory.

00:27:31I am done with the lavatory.

00:27:36Yes, Mr. Sukhi.

00:27:37What is the problem?

00:27:38How many words are there in the dictionary?

00:27:40One and a half. Two lakhs maybe.

00:27:42I will have to sing at least 2,000-2,500 songs a day.

00:27:44Then I will be done with the course in 90 days.

00:27:45How will all this happen?

00:27:46Mr. Gittu, how many songs are there in the world?

00:27:49Shall I go and ask my mother?

00:27:51Mr. Sukhi. Mr. Sukhi.

00:27:53What's wrong with him? Always in tension.

00:27:55Find out, brother.

00:27:57In our army, there are two ways to make people speak.

00:28:00One is third degree.

00:28:02And the other is wrong.

00:28:05I want to go to the laboratory.

00:28:07I want to go to the laboratory.

00:28:09Brother, we want to go to the laboratory.

00:28:11We want to go to the laboratory.

00:28:13Brother, my marriage was fixed with Jassi.

00:28:18Roke's sweets were distributed in this locality.

00:28:21Then his father Chadda met Sheru Titta.

00:28:25London's inner eye.

00:28:28He stopped my entry.

00:28:30He didn't let me meet him or talk to him.

00:28:34Then what happened?

00:28:35Then what happened?

00:28:36He came here and took our hero.

00:28:41Correct. The cards were printed.

00:28:42I also went with him.

00:28:43I was completely tired.

00:28:45It must have been a joke.

00:28:46I didn't go to make a joke.

00:28:48I went to see Jassi for the last time.

00:28:50Then you must have cried there.

00:28:52If I had cried, she would have cried too.

00:28:53Her make-up would have got spoilt.

00:28:55Then I stopped her tears.

00:28:56Then I asked her, did you go from my terrace today?

00:29:00Then she cried a lot.

00:29:03Then why do you want to go to London now?

00:29:04He is a scoundrel. He is hitting Jassi.

00:29:06He has torn the curtains of his house.

00:29:09Jassi had written a letter.

00:29:11Sukhiya, save me.

00:29:13Otherwise, I will die.

00:29:14I didn't say Jassi, I am coming.

00:29:16I am coming, no matter what happens.

00:29:17He will not sign now.

00:29:21Then who said?

00:29:22Learn English.

00:29:23You will get a student visa.

00:29:24I am learning.

00:29:26I want to go to the laboratory.

00:29:28What are you doing?

00:29:29Don't move.

00:29:30Why doesn't Chadda go and save you?

00:29:31Why doesn't Chadda go and save his daughter?

00:29:33Chadda!

00:29:34He doesn't answer his daughter's call.

00:29:36Where is this Chadda?

00:29:37He is in front of the Gurudwara.

00:29:49Chadda, come out.

00:29:52Come out.

00:29:53Am I a fool in Punjab..

00:29:55..that you are marrying your daughter..

00:29:56..to a Tiddu from London?

00:29:58This is the limit.

00:30:00Then write on the walls of your house..

00:30:02..that only Tiddu from London has taken our girls.

00:30:03Don't put your heart here.

00:30:05I swear, if I even look at your girls..

00:30:07..then don't insult me so much.

00:30:10I was a horse.

00:30:12When that Tiddu from London ran away and took my Rajjo..

00:30:15..I was sitting on the horse.

00:30:20I became a model.

00:30:23Even today, when I ask in Pathankot..

00:30:24..where the model of the horse lives..

00:30:27..they tell me my address.

00:30:28Model?

00:30:29I am.

00:30:30I am the biggest model of Pathankot.

00:30:35Who says that a man doesn't feel pain?

00:30:38It happens.

00:30:39Even a man feels pain.

00:30:41I have a heart, a heart.

00:30:43I have a kidney.

00:30:44I agree with you.

00:30:45You could have told me this in the morning.

00:30:46That Tiddu from London is beating your daughter.

00:30:49And you are not listening to me.

00:30:50My daughter? I don't have a daughter.

00:30:53You are not Chadda?

00:30:54No. Chadda lives there.

00:30:57Give me my stone back. Give me my stone back.

00:30:59Stupid man.

00:31:01Chadda, get out.

00:31:03Get out.

00:31:05Chadda, where are you going?

00:31:06Chadda, come here.

00:31:19Birmingham, here I come.

00:31:20Birmingham, here I come.

00:31:22What a lovely weather today.

00:31:24I will switch on the charts on there.

00:31:25Reading, writing, listening and speaking.

00:31:27The most dangerous test is speaking.

00:31:29The examiner will give you a topic and you will speak.

00:31:31You have two minutes. Speak.

00:31:33Yes, Mr. Sukhi.

00:31:34I want to go to the laboratory.

00:31:36Please proceed.

00:31:37I don't want to go to the laboratory.

00:31:39Then why did you ask?

00:31:39Because these are the only two lines in English.

00:31:41And this will be over in two seconds.

00:31:43It will take at least 70-80 lines to speak in two minutes.

00:31:45Where will you get so many lines from?

00:31:46Practice. Practice, Sukhi.

00:31:48Speak in English for the next three months.

00:31:49Wear English clothes. Watch English movies.

00:31:51Do more lessons.

00:31:52That too in English.

00:31:53Start, Mr. Model.

00:31:56Speak in English for two minutes.

00:31:57On roosters of the Punjab.

00:31:58Rooster.

00:32:00Rooster means rooster. Hen means hen.

00:32:01Horse means horse.

00:32:02Horse means mare.

00:32:04In Hindi, horse, mare, rooster, hen.

00:32:06It's simple.

00:32:08Why is it complicated in English?

00:32:09Then do me a favour in English.

00:32:11Don't make it easy for me.

00:32:12Language is all about conveying your message to others.

00:32:14Then why do you need enmity?

00:32:16You need words to convey a message.

00:32:18For example, you have to explain to an Englishman

00:32:20that Mr. Pumpy's English is good.

00:32:21Mr. Puku's English is even better.

00:32:23And Geetu Gulati's English is amazing.

00:32:25How will you explain without words?

00:32:27I'll explain. I'll explain.

00:32:28What does this mean?

00:32:31Pumpy's English.

00:32:33Puku's English.

00:32:36Geetu Gulati's English.

00:32:44You're a model. A model.

00:32:47A model. A model.

00:32:53A model.

00:33:00A model.

00:33:01Shut up! What is this?

00:33:03He's not a model.

00:33:04He's learning. He doesn't know English.

00:33:05He made a mistake.

00:33:06He makes the teacher do something.

00:33:07He doesn't make a mistake there.

00:33:08If you touch him, you'll fall on your face.

00:33:10But he won't laugh at you.

00:33:12He'll raise his hand and show it again.

00:33:14This is how a teacher is.

00:33:15Not like you. You're a model.

00:33:16All of you are models.

00:33:17Models. S.S. Plural.

00:33:18English is terrible. Let's go, Mr. Pumpy.

00:33:23Stop it. It's time to focus.

00:33:26Once you get the visa, you can start.

00:33:31Birmingham, here I come.

00:33:33I can not be better than me.

00:33:36What happened?

00:33:37Sir, give me the topic you want.

00:33:38I've got 70-80 lines.

00:33:39No one will fail now.

00:33:40The whole of Punjab will go to England.

00:33:41Just tell me the topic.

00:33:42Okay.

00:33:43Mr. Sukhi, speak for two minutes on.

00:33:45Taj Mahal, Agra.

00:33:46Taj Mahal, Agra.

00:33:51Sir, do you want to test my knowledge about..

00:33:54Taj Mahal, Agra.

00:33:55..or check my English speaking skill?

00:33:57My knowledge about..

00:33:58Taj Mahal, Agra.

00:33:58..is limited but my knowledge about English language is unlimited.

00:34:01I understand noun, pronoun, adjective, verb, adverb,

00:34:03conjunction, colon, semicolon, comma and full stop.

00:34:05I make conversation confidently with any English person.

00:34:07Prince Charles, wife Diana, mother-in-law,

00:34:08Queen Elizabeth, part two.

00:34:09I find it very disturbing that your esteemed organization

00:34:12is trying to judge me by my knowledge about..

00:34:13Taj Mahal, Agra.

00:34:14..and not by my English grammar.

00:34:16You must re-examine your examination system

00:34:17because it is about English and not about Taj Mahal, Agra.

00:34:19Taj Mahal, Agra.

00:34:20Taj Mahal, Agra.

00:34:22Taj Mahal, Agra.

00:34:23Taj Mahal, Agra.

00:34:24Look behind you.

00:34:29Whatever question or topic you get in the exam,

00:34:31it is the answer to all of them.

00:34:32Keep this properly.

00:34:34And whatever topic you get in the exam,

00:34:35put it in these empty boxes.

00:34:36100 questions, 100 topics.

00:34:37There is only one answer.

00:34:39Whose idea is this?

00:34:40Coach's.

00:34:41I told you that I am not an example.

00:34:43Mr. Hardy.

00:34:44Tell me.

00:34:46Keep this.

00:34:46Open it and drink it.

00:34:47And the exam will be a piece of cake.

00:34:49Will you give me a cake in the exam?

00:34:51Piece of cake means easy.

00:34:52Go to the conference hall and say..

00:34:54Here I come.

00:34:55Here I come.

00:35:04Can I see your ID, please?

00:35:05Yes.

00:35:07The pieces of cake.

00:35:11Hold it, Shreya.

00:35:13Hold it.

00:35:16Hold it.

00:35:18Okay.

00:35:23How much more do I have to fill?

00:35:24Take it out.

00:35:25You give topic, I speak.

00:35:26Two minutes.

00:35:27Any topic, madam, give.

00:35:28No need for that.

00:35:29We will just have a conversation.

00:35:31What did you eat for breakfast this morning?

00:35:33Today?

00:35:34I ate parathas.

00:35:35Describe how you make a paratha in English.

00:35:39Paratha.

00:35:41Potatoes in English.

00:35:42Potatoes.

00:35:44Potatoes.

00:35:46Water.

00:35:47Fire.

00:35:48Potatoes in.

00:35:49Five minutes, potatoes..

00:35:51Potatoes out.

00:35:53Potatoes.

00:35:54Then, flatbread.

00:35:56Enter potatoes.

00:35:58Send it to the oven.

00:35:59Two minutes, paratha ready.

00:36:00Do you eat parathas every day?

00:36:01No, no, no, madam.

00:36:02Some, some day paratha.

00:36:03Some, some day I..

00:36:06Okay, you and I..

00:36:07But..

00:36:08But..

00:36:15I eat paratha every day, madam.

00:36:16I love paratha.

00:36:17Parathas?

00:36:18Sir?

00:36:19Pruval?

00:36:20Yes, I eat paratha.

00:36:22So, Mr. Kakkar, what's your favourite hobby?

00:36:26My favourite hobby is rooster.

00:36:29Eating rooster.

00:36:31Okay.

00:36:32Can you speak for two minutes about eating rooster?

00:36:35Two minutes?

00:36:37Sir, do you want to check my knowledge about eating rooster

00:36:40or do you want to check my English speaking skill?

00:36:43My knowledge about eating rooster limited.

00:36:44But my knowledge about English unlimited.

00:36:46I understand non-pronoun, verb, adjective, conjunction,

00:36:48semicolon, colon, comma and full stop.

00:36:49I make conversation with any English people.

00:36:51Prince Charles, his wife, Diana, Queen, Elizabeth, number two.

00:36:52I find it disturbing that your team organization

00:36:54is trying to check my knowledge about eating rooster

00:36:55and not my English grammar.

00:36:57You must re-examine your examination system.

00:36:59Because this is about English

00:37:01and not about rooster eating.

00:37:03Okay.

00:37:05Okay.

00:37:06Can you tell me what is wrong with this sentence?

00:37:08I...

00:37:09Yesterday, my father and mother was in the bar.

00:37:16No, no, no.

00:37:18My mother, father, no go bar.

00:37:20Mother, some, some go. Mother, no.

00:37:23Never.

00:37:26Yesterday, my father and mother were in the bar.

00:37:29What?

00:37:30Yesterday, my father and mother were in the bar.

00:37:32What?

00:37:34Mother also goes to the bar?

00:37:34That's great, daddy.

00:37:36I should have gone to my mother's house.

00:37:37Now, you are so open with me.

00:37:39So, I will tell you the truth.

00:37:41Yesterday, I was in the bar.

00:37:43Don't worry about your exam.

00:37:44Three pegs inside, tension outside.

00:37:48Can you tell me about your family for two minutes?

00:37:52You want to test my knowledge about my family

00:37:53or you want to test my knowledge about my English speaking skill?

00:37:56My knowledge about my family is limited.

00:37:58Limited.

00:37:59I am asking about your family.

00:38:00You must know.

00:38:01Again, for two minutes.

00:38:03My family?

00:38:04Two minutes?

00:38:05Easy, sir. Easy, I do.

00:38:06Sir.

00:38:08Sir.

00:38:09My father, dead.

00:38:12Sorry.

00:38:12My mother, dead.

00:38:16My mother's mother, dead.

00:38:18My father's mother, dead.

00:38:20All dead, dead, dead, dead.

00:38:22Dead.

00:38:23My mother's elder sister, aunt, you know, aunt.

00:38:26Aunt, aunt, you know, dead.

00:38:28Dead.

00:38:30Who else do I have to kill?

00:38:31That's enough.

00:38:32Now you can go.

00:38:33Sir, just a minute.

00:38:34I have 90 seconds left.

00:38:35Let the dead die.

00:38:36Listen to the story of those who are alive.

00:38:38I have a family of four.

00:38:40They want to go to London.

00:38:41One of them is a girl, Manu.

00:38:43She has a tough life.

00:38:44Sometimes she learns English, sometimes wrestling.

00:38:46Not for herself, but for her family.

00:38:48She fights for the world.

00:38:51For me.

00:38:52She has never fought for me in her life.

00:38:55She has become my girlfriend.

00:38:57Really?

00:38:58She eloped with her lover.

00:39:01I was heartbroken.

00:39:04It happens, sir.

00:39:05It doesn't come from the inside.

00:39:05No, no.

00:39:06But after 10 years, I have regained that feeling of love.

00:39:09Then why don't you go and tell her?

00:39:10Will you tell her when she goes to London?

00:39:11Sir, I will go to London, kneel under a big bank

00:39:14and take out a ring from my pocket.

00:39:15I will come there and tell her.

00:39:17Will you marry Hathi Singh?

00:39:18I do.

00:39:21You must have also done a love show for someone.

00:39:22Yes.

00:39:23Once.

00:39:24Sir, my future is in your hands. Save me.

00:39:26What future?

00:39:27I will give you the name of our first child.

00:39:29I swear.

00:39:30Tell me the name.

00:39:31What is the name?

00:39:32Vangipurappu Venkatakuppu.

00:39:36It's okay, sir.

00:39:37Write it down.

00:39:37I will give you the name.

00:39:39I am tense on your behalf.

00:39:42Are you tense, Mr. Sukhi?

00:39:44Good question, sir.

00:39:45Past tense or present tense, sir?

00:39:48I am just asking if you are anxious.

00:39:51You understand the word anxious?

00:39:55Stressed?

00:39:56Nervous?

00:39:57Terrified?

00:39:58You don't know any of these words?

00:40:01No, sir.

00:40:03Send the next one in.

00:40:06Okay, Mr. Sukhi.

00:40:07You may go.

00:40:08Go?

00:40:09No, sir. No go, please, sir.

00:40:11It's done.

00:40:12How did this happen?

00:40:13Sir, you take a two-minute speaking test.

00:40:14Any topic. I pass, sir.

00:40:16You don't understand a single word.

00:40:17How will you stay among the British?

00:40:18He doesn't live in Punjab.

00:40:18Does he know anything about Punjabi?

00:40:19A British man cancelled my visa.

00:40:21He asked for my bank balance, my degree, my job.

00:40:23Ask him if you need anything.

00:40:25Sir, explain this to him.

00:40:26I don't want to stay there.

00:40:27Sir, I don't want to stay in England.

00:40:29I will go to Jassi's house from the airport.

00:40:30I will come back to the airport with Jassi.

00:40:31I won't even drink water.

00:40:32Please explain this to him.

00:40:33Don't follow the rules.

00:40:34Try to understand my feelings.

00:40:35Sir, understand my feelings.

00:40:36Jassi, in London, only hope.

00:40:38Me.

00:40:38Don't kill hope, sir.

00:40:40Please, sir.

00:40:41Please understand my feelings, sir.

00:40:42Sir, please.

00:40:45Highlights were scored before the class.

00:40:46At the liquor shop.

00:40:48The liquor guys would get the results from inside.

00:40:50Those who passed, drank.

00:40:51And those who failed, drank more.

00:40:53Did you get the results, sir?

00:40:55Yes.

00:41:00One minute. One minute.

00:41:05He must have failed.

00:41:11He failed, sir.

00:41:12He must have failed.

00:41:13He can't fail.

00:41:14What is this?

00:41:15He must have passed.

00:41:18Move. Move.

00:41:20Mr. Hathi was right.

00:41:21Balli passed.

00:41:22We weren't destined to fail.

00:41:24All four of us failed.

00:41:29For the first time, Balli's sewing machine stopped.

00:41:31And the drums started beating.

00:41:33Balli. Balli. Balli.

00:41:35Balli. Balli. Balli. Balli.

00:41:36Balli. Balli. Balli. Balli.

00:41:38Balli. Balli. Balli.

00:41:39Balli. Come. Come.

00:41:40Welcome. Welcome.

00:41:42English is the window to the world.

00:41:44And Geetu's bloody class is the door to England.

00:41:45Enter my class.

00:41:46And exit in London.

00:41:47Just like our Balli.

00:41:48Our results are 90 percent.

00:41:49That's it. 90 percent fail.

00:41:52Show our faces.

00:41:52I am Sukhi Singh who failed.

00:41:54I am not going to London.

00:41:55Because I failed.

00:41:56Mannu. Mannu Randhawa. Failed.

00:41:58Bukul Akhampal. Failed.

00:41:59Mr. Hathi failed.

00:42:00He makes videos and shows them to everyone.

00:42:02He fools people.

00:42:02Now tell me.

00:42:03What a lovely weather today.

00:42:04No, sir.

00:42:05Our life is full of problems.

00:42:07And he is running his business.

00:42:09He is taking loans on your fees.

00:42:10Sir, I am going to London.

00:42:11He will kill me.

00:42:12Nothing will happen to him.

00:42:14Balli will reach London and go to his house.

00:42:15We will tell him.

00:42:16He will make you talk to him on the phone.

00:42:17Now hurry up.

00:42:18Otherwise, I will kill you.

00:42:19Come on. Hurry up.

00:42:20You guys leave. I have to go.

00:42:21Yes.

00:42:22I will kill you.

00:42:23Meet Jassi tomorrow.

00:42:24Call me. Okay?

00:42:26We will meet at the PCO tomorrow.

00:42:27Bye. Bye.

00:42:30You knew that you won't have to study English in three months.

00:42:31Then why did you call me?

00:42:32Why did you call me?

00:42:33Hurry up. I am coming.

00:42:34Thief.

00:42:35Wait. Wait.

00:42:36I told you that Jassi will call you.

00:42:37Wait. Wait.

00:42:46Brother, you won't get a call if you keep looking at the phone.

00:42:49London calling. I am telling you.

00:42:50Go. Relax.

00:42:59Sukhi.

00:43:02Geetu, don't mess with me.

00:43:05You slipped here.

00:43:07But you got hurt here.

00:43:09Now go. Pack your bag.

00:43:11You are going to London.

00:43:13How?

00:43:14Donkey.

00:43:14Donkey? What do you mean?

00:43:16Donkey means to go to London on a donkey route.

00:43:18Without a visa. Illegal.

00:43:19You will have to cross the border.

00:43:20You will have to cross the jungle, mountains and the sea.

00:43:22Border police will shoot you.

00:43:24The chance of reaching there is 25 percent.

00:43:27Then why are you sending me to die?

00:43:29Because if you stay here, you will die 100 percent.

00:43:31Take a chance.

00:43:32And how much will it cost?

00:43:33I have paid for it.

00:43:34Geetu Gulati, you look like a scoundrel.

00:43:37But you are a little less than that.

00:43:39Sukhi.

00:43:41London calling. Come. Come.

00:43:44Tell Jassi that Sukhi is coming.

00:43:48Jassi. Jassi, I am coming to London.

00:43:50Jassi, can you hear me? Hello. Hello.

00:43:52Sukhi, listen.

00:43:52Jassi, where are you?

00:43:54Sukhi, before I could reach, I got the news that you had failed.

00:43:58Jassi committed suicide.

00:44:02Hello. Hello, Sukhi.

00:44:03Hello. Sukhi.

00:44:06I have to go.

00:44:08That scoundrel beats me every day.

00:44:10Come to London. I have to go.

00:44:13Sukhi.

00:44:41Sukhi.

00:44:42Sukhi.

00:44:44Sukhi.

00:44:48Father, Bhola has left.

00:44:53I am going.

00:44:54Jassi, take this.

00:45:02Sukhi.

00:45:04Sukhi.

00:45:13Give me a solution to my problems.

00:45:18Someone ask me what the solution is.

00:45:21Sukhi had to go to Jassi.

00:45:23She didn't let her go just because he couldn't speak English.

00:45:27She spent 100 years in England.

00:45:28When he came here, I didn't ask her if she could speak Hindi.

00:45:33I asked her if she could understand.

00:45:34I didn't take this speaking test from her.

00:45:36When I didn't stop her, who were they to stop me?

00:45:39Tell me. Tell me.

00:45:41What do you mean?

00:45:43Sukhi died while trying to remember.

00:45:46He died.

00:45:47He died in London.

00:45:58Manu, your daughter will come back.

00:46:01Just don't think about suicide.

00:46:04I will tell you when she comes back.

00:46:06I will take everyone with me.

00:46:08I will kill Sukhi myself.

00:46:10Jassi doesn't have a visa.

00:46:12He doesn't have a visa.

00:46:14I will go to England.

00:46:15I will stop him at his feet.

00:46:17Give me your hand.

00:46:19I will kill Nandini.

00:46:21Give me your hand.

00:46:23I will kill Nandini.

00:46:38I will kill Nandini.

00:47:08Keep walking inside.

00:47:10He was in Pakistan in the morning.

00:47:28Don't do this again, coach.

00:47:30Why shouldn't I?

00:47:32Don't hold your breath for my sake.

00:47:35Everything is fine.

00:47:38I am tired.

00:47:39Let's go. We have to reach the agent.

00:47:40Come on.

00:47:41How far is London?

00:47:43If you think about how far it is, you won't be able to walk.

00:47:46Think about what you will get there.

00:47:48Look at this.

00:47:51Balli bought a house in six months.

00:47:53He bought a car.

00:47:54Pumpkin, jasmine, rose, flowers.

00:47:56Come on. Pick up the bag.

00:47:59Come on. Pick up the bag.

00:48:14Vakas!

00:48:16What are you doing?

00:48:26Don't do this.

00:48:27Go. Go.

00:48:28Pumpkin, jasmine, rose. Stop!

00:48:29I will kill him.

00:48:30Agoti!

00:48:31Agoti! Agoti!

00:48:35I am sorry.

00:48:45I am sorry.

00:48:47Come on.

00:48:54Come on.

00:49:04Pumpkin, jasmine, rose. Stop!

00:49:06Pumpkin, jasmine, rose. Stop!

00:49:15Pumpkin, jasmine, rose. Stop!

00:49:16Pumpkin, jasmine, rose. Stop!

00:49:18Pumpkin, jasmine, rose. Stop!

00:49:20Pumpkin, jasmine, rose. Stop!

00:49:45Come on.

00:49:56Come on.

00:49:57I don't want to go.

00:49:58Come on. Otherwise, everything will be lost.

00:49:59I don't want to go. I don't want to go.

00:50:01I don't want. I don't want.

00:50:01I don't want.

00:50:03Enough.

00:50:15the

00:50:37Okay. Hey.

00:50:45Manu, let's go.

00:50:48Manu, let's go.

00:50:49Let's go, Manu.

00:50:53Be careful.

00:50:55Manu, let's go.

00:50:56Okay.

00:50:57Are you okay?

00:51:28Let's go.

00:51:30Let's go, Manu.

00:51:35Get your hair properly.

00:51:40It's okay. You look good.

00:51:41Praya, why are you doing this?

00:51:43I'm a fool for your sake.

00:51:45You are not understanding the simple thing at all.

00:51:47Since when?

00:51:48Since you fought with Geetu's stick for me.

00:51:50Then why didn't you say anything?

00:51:51You had told me not to cry.

00:51:53Focus. Focus. Focus.

00:51:55How long will you focus?

00:51:56I swear, I'll break it again, under the big bang.

00:51:59When the bell rings...

00:52:03I put my foot in the container to break it.

00:52:05I thought I'd breathe a sigh of relief.

00:52:08But it was difficult to breathe there.

00:52:10I was in that container for 27 days.

00:52:12It felt like I was sitting in a gutter.

00:52:17There was one hope that kept me alive.

00:52:19London.

00:52:20All the stories of this journey.

00:52:26All the pain, both new and old.

00:52:31Oh, my beloved.

00:52:43Where are we?

00:52:44Doesn't look like London.

00:52:45Bro, those bastards have destroyed Africa.

00:52:48Look there.

00:52:50Wait a minute.

00:52:54Madam.

00:52:55What country is this?

00:52:57It's a Siberian husky from Russia.

00:53:00No, not a dog.

00:53:01This...

00:53:02What country is this?

00:53:04It was England when I last checked.

00:53:05London.

00:53:06London.

00:53:07London.

00:53:08London.

00:53:09London.

00:53:10London.

00:53:11London.

00:53:12These foreigners are a nuisance.

00:53:14Did I say foreigners?

00:53:15My mother used to tell me the same thing.

00:53:18You look like a foreigner.

00:53:19Looks like it.

00:53:20I am made for London, bro.

00:53:24Can't you see?

00:53:43Bro!

00:53:45Baldi has become a big shot.

00:53:46He's got a statue in London.

00:53:48Look at the culture, bro.

00:53:49Foreigners come to our town too.

00:53:50But we've never put up a statue of anyone.

00:53:52What a culture, bro.

00:53:55Bro, money.

00:53:56We've never put money in front of our statues.

00:53:57Look at the culture, bro.

00:54:00Bro, bro, bro.

00:54:01The bamboo that used to come next to Baldi.

00:54:03They've put that bamboo in the statue.

00:54:05Bro, it's culture.

00:54:06It's culture, bro.

00:54:07No!

00:54:11Baldi.

00:54:12Baldi.

00:54:15Are you crazy, Baldi?

00:54:16No, bro.

00:54:20You bought a house with the money you earned?

00:54:22Shut up.

00:54:23Must be the rent.

00:54:24How much was the rent?

00:54:25Wow, Baldi.

00:54:26You've hired a servant too.

00:54:27Come, Baldi.

00:54:29You haven't hired too many servants, Baldi.

00:54:31Don't talk nonsense.

00:54:32Hi, Baldi.

00:54:33How are you, bro?

00:54:34Bro, there are so many bankers.

00:54:35From India, Pakistan, Bangladesh.

00:54:36We live together.

00:54:37We just share the rent.

00:54:38They're all from my village.

00:54:39They've come from Punjab in a donkey.

00:54:40If you don't arrange for the rent,

00:54:41they'll live with us.

00:54:42Okay?

00:54:46You have a student visa, right?

00:54:47Why did you come here with them?

00:54:48I have a visa, Manu.

00:54:49But I don't have a college.

00:54:50It's a false admission.

00:54:51What if I get caught?

00:54:52Inside.

00:54:57Come here.

00:55:00Where is your house?

00:55:02Where is your car?

00:55:03It's fixed.

00:55:04Fixed?

00:55:05Do you know?

00:55:06If you see such photos,

00:55:07Punjab's other boys will come out to beat you up.

00:55:08They'll all die.

00:55:09Beating you up?

00:55:10Why don't you sell the house?

00:55:12Okay, bro.

00:55:13I'll sell it.

00:55:14Mom will be very happy

00:55:15that my son is begging.

00:55:17I earn 20 pounds a day, bro.

00:55:18600 a month.

00:55:19I live on my own.

00:55:20I sell 500 houses.

00:55:21Mom thinks

00:55:22my son has become the king of London.

00:55:23Now she stops the machine

00:55:24and makes me drink tea.

00:55:25She says,

00:55:26when I give advice to my relatives,

00:55:27everyone listens to me very carefully.

00:55:29It's all because of you.

00:55:30Because you're in London.

00:55:32Sell one photo and end everything.

00:55:34No one sells real photos from us, bro.

00:55:36When they find out

00:55:37that we clean the gutters here,

00:55:38they'll be disgusted by our money.

00:55:39They won't be able to touch us.

00:55:42Bro.

00:55:43We came here to live our lives.

00:55:44It's okay if we don't die.

00:55:46We'll die after we die, right?

00:55:47Besides, I didn't have any respect, bro.

00:55:49I used to work.

00:55:50Don't hit me, bro.

00:55:51Don't hit me.

00:55:52Don't hit me.

00:55:53Don't hit me.

00:55:54Don't hit me.

00:55:55Don't hit me.

00:55:56Don't hit me.

00:55:57This wasn't the London

00:55:58we saw in our dreams.

00:55:5920-25 people lived

00:56:00in one toilet house.

00:56:02In the morning,

00:56:03a truck would come

00:56:04and take the young men

00:56:05to collect bricks and rice.

00:56:06Strong people would be selected

00:56:07and the weak would be left behind.

00:56:10It's not that we didn't have a job.

00:56:11We did have a job.

00:56:13Like selling real films

00:56:14or cleaning their markets

00:56:15and gutters.

00:56:17And the biggest job

00:56:18was to escape the police.

00:56:38Let's go.

00:56:39Let's go.

00:56:40Where are we going?

00:56:41Let's go back to India.

00:56:43We're going to India?

00:56:44What do you mean?

00:56:45This isn't what we came here for.

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00:59:31...

00:59:39Are you prepared as we follow the path of marriage?

00:59:41Love and honor each other as long as you both shall live?

00:59:44I am.

00:59:45I am.

00:59:46In the name of the Holy Spirit,

00:59:48I now pronounce you man and wife.

00:59:50You may now kiss the bride.

00:59:51Oh

01:00:02I will kill you

01:00:21Don't make such a case, sir.

01:00:23Brother, enough!

01:00:24How will I look without kissing?

01:00:26I'm not asking you to celebrate your wedding night..

01:00:27..or go on a honeymoon and have kids.

01:00:28I just asked you to kiss me.

01:00:29I asked you for evidence. What's the problem in that?

01:00:31I, as an advocate, have given you legal advice..

01:00:34..to kiss on the face.

01:00:35As an advocate.

01:00:37You're a scoundrel.

01:00:38You're reviving the Englishman.

01:00:40But what can I do?

01:00:41The priest asked me to kiss him.

01:00:43On the face?

01:00:44Get up.

01:00:44Oh, God!

01:00:45The girl will take a beating.

01:00:48Tell me.

01:00:49Why are you asking me to kiss you on the face?

01:00:51I'm touching you and I won't let it happen.

01:00:53Hello, police.

01:00:54I'll teach you all a lesson.

01:00:57I'm her husband.

01:01:06God bless you.

01:01:12Hello, police. What a lovely weather today.

01:01:14I like it.

01:01:15Shut up!

01:01:16Wait a minute. Why arrest me?

01:01:17Because we have reason to believe that this is a sham marriage.

01:01:19No.

01:01:20Love marriage?

01:01:21I love him.

01:01:22How long have you known each other?

01:01:25Five years.

01:01:26Five.

01:01:27What's his mother's name?

01:01:28Mummy.

01:01:29I call her Mummy G.

01:01:30Respect.

01:01:31Michelle.

01:01:31Michelle, Mummy G.

01:01:33My father's name is Donald.

01:01:34Donald, Papa G.

01:01:35Respect.

01:01:36Right. You, come with me.

01:01:40What sort of car do you drive?

01:01:41I don't have a car.

01:01:43What colour is his car?

01:01:46I sit in the side car.

01:01:47How do I know what colour is his side car?

01:01:50Come on.

01:02:10Sorry.

01:02:20We should've told him first if you had such a strong love story.

01:02:22And it's not a case.

01:02:23You should've arrested him legally.

01:02:26But what we did was wrong.

01:02:28What will you do now, Mr. Patel?

01:02:29What can't be done with marriage can be done only with death.

01:02:32Yes, kill him.

01:02:33Shut up.

01:02:33What do you mean by kill him?

01:02:34Tomorrow I'll come to the court with Shuki's ashes.

01:02:37You keep the ashes in front of the judge.

01:02:38He will be shocked.

01:02:39He'll say, you're threatened by your country.

01:02:40Do you want asylum?

01:02:41You'll say, yes, we want asylum.

01:02:43Will it happen, Mr. Patel?

01:02:44It will happen a hundred per cent.

01:02:45Just don't mention the judge a second time in the court.

01:02:48Don't ignore that too.

01:02:49The judge isn't going to kiss me.

01:02:58Move aside, brother. Go.

01:02:59Move the judge's soul.

01:03:00Move. Move. Move.

01:03:02Remember three words in English.

01:03:03I want asylum.

01:03:05Mr. Hardal Singh Dhillon.

01:03:11Put on your headphones.

01:03:13Yes.

01:03:14Mr. Dhillon, what is that?

01:03:15What is that?

01:03:16Yes, Mr. Dhillon.

01:03:17My friend, Sukhi.

01:03:18Ashes of my friend, Sukhi.

01:03:20Are you seeking asylum?

01:03:22Is your life under threat in your country?

01:03:23Do you have a threat in your country?

01:03:24Do you want asylum?

01:03:26Mr. Judge, I don't have a threat in my country.

01:03:31So why have you entered our country illegally?

01:03:32Because I didn't apply for a visa.

01:03:34What is your problem? Why don't you give me a visa?

01:03:35You drive a car from Germany.

01:03:37You get oil filled in it from Saudi Arabia.

01:03:38You eat pizza bread from Italy.

01:03:39You drink tea from Sri Lanka.

01:03:40You wear a shirt from India.

01:03:41When you don't have a problem with foreign things,

01:03:43why do you give it to foreigners, Mr. Judge?

01:03:45No, no, no. We don't stop foreigners coming into the country.

01:03:46We just require them to follow a valid visa process.

01:03:48Otherwise, we would be allowing terrorists or criminals

01:03:51into the country.

01:03:52No, no, no. We don't allow terrorists or criminals into the country.

01:03:53They are scared.

01:03:54If they are caught, they will go straight back to India.

01:03:55They even take a transmitter in case the police sees them.

01:03:57They are not terrorists, Mr. Judge.

01:03:58Terrorists come to kill.

01:04:00They come to live.

01:04:01They come to earn a living for their loved ones.

01:04:02No, you are only thinking of your people, Mr. Dhillon.

01:04:05There are more than 500,000 illegal immigrants in this country.

01:04:07Do you have any idea of the number of jobs

01:04:08that our people have lost?

01:04:10I am sorry, Mr. Judge.

01:04:11But your thinking is wrong.

01:04:12If you stay here, your jobs will increase, not decrease.

01:04:15If 500,000 people eat here,

01:04:16imagine how many dams will be built.

01:04:18If 500,000 people get their clothes washed here,

01:04:19imagine how many toilets will be built.

01:04:20If they get their hair cut, imagine how many hijabs will be put up, Mr. Judge.

01:04:22And anyway, we do the same jobs that you don't want to do.

01:04:24We clean your gutters.

01:04:25We pick up your gun.

01:04:26Remove 500,000 people from your country.

01:04:29Let your country settle down.

01:04:30What you seem to be suggesting is that we should have open borders.

01:04:32Your borders have always been open, Mr. Judge.

01:04:34Give me a million pounds and settle down.

01:04:36The borders are only closed for the poor.

01:04:37The law says that we can only grant asylum

01:04:39in the case of war and persecution.

01:04:40Not in the case of poverty.

01:05:11In every winter, thousands of birds come to our Punjab from Russia.

01:05:15Without permission.

01:05:17Our birds don't make a nest.

01:05:18Because they know that their homes have turned into ice.

01:05:21If they stay there, they'll die.

01:05:23Why doesn't a human being understand this?

01:05:26When something bad happens,

01:05:27that's when a human being leaves his home.

01:05:28Otherwise, why would someone leave his city, his family, his friends

01:05:31and go to the borders to get shot?

01:05:36Look, I can, according to the provision of law, grant you a stay.

01:05:40But only if you say that your life is under threat in your country.

01:06:04Mr. Dhillon, I derive no pleasure from what I'm about to say.

01:06:08The order of the court is that Mr. Hardal Singh Dhillon

01:06:10will be deported back to India.

01:06:22Chand.

01:06:23Your friend is an extraordinary man.

01:06:25But if you wish to remain in this country,

01:06:26I cannot recommend that you follow the path that he has chosen.

01:06:28I now need to speak to Ms. Manu Randhawa.

01:06:31Ms. Randhawa.

01:06:42Ms. Randhawa.

01:06:48Ms. Randhawa.

01:06:49Ms. Randhawa.

01:06:58Ms. Randhawa.

01:06:59Is your life under threat in your country?

01:07:04Are you seeking asylum?

01:07:08I want asylum.

01:07:09I want it.

01:07:19Hey!

01:07:20Hey!

01:07:21Hey!

01:07:22Hey!

01:07:26Tell me one thing.

01:07:27Why didn't you come to India directly?

01:07:28Why did you come to Dubai?

01:07:29We didn't get a visa to India.

01:07:30Why?

01:07:31After living as refugees for so many years,

01:07:32we got British citizenship last year.

01:07:33So we went straight to India for a visa.

01:07:34Okay.

01:07:35But the embassy refused.

01:07:36Why did they refuse?

01:07:37They said that you are going back to India

01:07:39as your life is under threat there.

01:07:40You have sought asylum.

01:07:41You are creating a mess of asylum.

01:07:42Enough, brother.

01:07:43Stay here.

01:07:44I have left London.

01:07:45I have to go home somehow.

01:07:46Are you sure?

01:07:47You have left your wife and kids there.

01:07:48Yes, that's why.

01:07:49Tell me.

01:07:50She was German.

01:07:51She said that she has left me

01:07:52because of my height issue.

01:07:53Don't talk about height issue.

01:07:54She said that your height is low.

01:07:55It's not height.

01:07:56She said that my IQ is low.

01:07:57Whatever she said.

01:07:58Your IQ is low.

01:07:59Why are you sad?

01:08:00Are you single?

01:08:01I am not single.

01:08:02I have my phone and charger.

01:08:03We are very happy with each other.

01:08:07Where is your Jogi?

01:08:08Who is Jogi?

01:08:09Who is Jogi?

01:08:10Your husband Jogi.

01:08:11Son of Sukarma and Santok Jogi.

01:08:12Brother of Sonia and Kasimran Jogi.

01:08:13That was the name on the card.

01:08:14Where are all the Jogis?

01:08:18Oh no!

01:08:20Is it switched off?

01:08:23He has left me.

01:08:25I...

01:08:28You have left her?

01:08:33Oh no!

01:08:34You didn't get married?

01:08:37Why did you hide the card for me?

01:08:38If I didn't hide it, would you have got married?

01:08:40I don't know.

01:08:41You used to click my photos all your life.

01:08:42I was very attractive in those days.

01:08:44You tell me.

01:08:45How is your wife?

01:08:46She is more sexy than me.

01:08:47What do you want to do next?

01:08:48Do you want to get married?

01:08:49Or do you want to get a visa?

01:08:51It will take 6-8 months.

01:08:52That's okay.

01:08:53You can come after 6-8 months.

01:08:54You will reach Canada soon.

01:08:55Are you dying?

01:08:57Yes.

01:09:03The doctor has given only one month.

01:09:05I am running away from the hospital.

01:09:11What happened to you?

01:09:12I have a tumour.

01:09:14Really?

01:09:16Leave me.

01:09:18Leave me.

01:09:19Leave me.

01:09:21Leave me.

01:09:22Are you okay?

01:09:23Sit down.

01:09:25He is a soldier.

01:09:26He will cry alone.

01:09:42Listen.

01:09:44Listen.

01:09:45Did your father put a banner on the gate of your house?

01:09:47Or is it your bungalow?

01:09:49No.

01:09:50He has put something else.

01:09:51I have also put something on the roof of your house.

01:09:54Airplane?

01:09:55No.

01:09:56Then?

01:09:58You go and see.

01:10:02Then take me.

01:10:04It's been 25 years.

01:10:06I haven't seen my parents.

01:10:08I haven't seen the house which I had left to build.

01:10:10I don't want to live with strangers.

01:10:11No.

01:10:12I want to live with my own people in my own country.

01:10:15I will take you.

01:10:17You will celebrate Diwali in your own house.

01:10:19You will get me drunk.

01:10:21What will you get drunk at this age?

01:10:23I will take you in the plane.

01:10:26How much?

01:10:27How without visa?

01:10:29Like this.

01:10:30It's a soldier's promise.

01:10:35Hello.

01:10:36Yes.

01:10:37Did you find Mannu?

01:10:38Yes, I found him.

01:10:39I have to bring him back to India.

01:10:40I will need your help.

01:10:41Do you know any agent in Dubai?

01:10:42Bakir.

01:10:43Do you trust him?

01:10:44You don't even find agents who trust you in stories.

01:10:46But you should meet him.

01:10:47I need some stuff. I am sending a list.

01:10:48Hurry up.

01:10:49Hari, all the best.

01:10:50Bye.

01:10:53Your destination is 500 meters away.

01:10:56Turn right.

01:10:59You have reached your destination.

01:11:05Hardi.

01:11:07Bakir.

01:11:08Neetu Gulati had called.

01:11:09Tell me, what can she do for you?

01:11:10I have to send some people to India.

01:11:11Visa?

01:11:12No.

01:11:13Passport?

01:11:14No.

01:11:15Do you have money?

01:11:16Yes.

01:11:17You will get it.

01:11:20A container is going from Jeddah to Gujarat from Saudi Arabia.

01:11:22We will go in that.

01:11:23It will take five days.

01:11:24Then we will take a truck from there.

01:11:25We will reach Gujarat in a day or two.

01:11:26We will sit in a rickshaw and go to Laltu in two days.

01:11:29Go and see who it is.

01:11:30Mr. Hardi.

01:11:32Geetu has sent a parcel, brother.

01:11:34What is all this, brother?

01:11:35These are Punjabi clothes for you.

01:11:37There is a label made in India on them.

01:11:39These are last week's Punjabi newspapers.

01:11:41Keep them in your bag.

01:11:42And listen.

01:11:43Break your phone and sim card and throw them away.

01:11:45This is India's phone.

01:11:46Keep it with you.

01:11:47It is a border area.

01:11:48If we get caught there, we should feel that we are Punjabi tourists.

01:11:51You were going to take us in a big ship.

01:11:53You are making us die again.

01:12:09Brother.

01:12:16Listen.

01:12:17Give your England passport to Barker.

01:12:18He will burn it.

01:12:19He will burn it?

01:12:20If we get caught, we should not get any proof that you are an Englander.

01:12:23Come on.

01:12:24Hurry up.

01:12:25Come on.

01:12:26Hurry up.

01:12:29Brother.

01:12:31Come on.

01:12:32Come on.

01:12:39Isn't it too much food for four days?

01:12:40Not four days, brother.

01:12:42It will take two weeks to reach London.

01:12:45Will it take two weeks to reach London?

01:12:47We are not going to London.

01:12:48Brother.

01:12:49We are in trouble.

01:12:50We are in the wrong container.

01:12:51Open the door, Barker.

01:12:53M6. M6.

01:12:55Call Barker.

01:12:56Yes.

01:12:57I will call him.

01:13:01He has disconnected the call.

01:13:02He has disconnected it.

01:13:03I hope Barker is not fooling us.

01:13:05Come with me.

01:13:06What is the reward for reporting illegal immigrants?

01:13:08Where do I come?

01:13:09Jeddah Port.

01:13:10Okay.

01:13:19Open the door.

01:13:20Hurry up.

01:13:21Open the door.

01:13:22Open the door.

01:13:23Open the door.

01:13:24Open the door.

01:13:29Open the door.

01:13:35Go fast.

01:14:01This is the container.

01:14:02Get the drone.

01:14:03Get the drone.

01:14:04Get the drone.

01:14:21Omar.

01:14:22No, Hamar.

01:14:25Barker, translate.

01:14:26Hamar means donkey.

01:14:27Mr. Omar says he is not a donkey.

01:14:29Barker, send me this.

01:14:33If you lie

01:14:34you go to the jail

01:14:35for

01:14:3650 years.

01:14:37If you lie

01:14:38you go to jail for 50 years.

01:14:39Now

01:14:40your name

01:14:41and citizenship.

01:14:42Tell me your name.

01:14:43I am

01:14:44Harijan Singh Dhillon.

01:14:45This is India.

01:14:46India.

01:14:47Bali.

01:14:48Bali Kakkar.

01:14:49From England.

01:14:50Bungul Lakanpal.

01:14:51England.

01:14:52Mannu Randhawa.

01:14:53England.

01:14:54Citizens of England.

01:14:55You always take the container to go home?

01:14:56No, sir.

01:14:57Sir, we were going to India.

01:14:58Why London?

01:14:59We entered the wrong container.

01:15:00Wrong container.

01:15:01Don't lie, Gulab.

01:15:02Give it over.

01:15:03Who is Gulab?

01:15:04You are Gulab.

01:15:05Who else is Gulab?

01:15:06Come here.

01:15:07Promise me.

01:15:08Don't touch me.

01:15:09Don't touch him.

01:15:10Let me go.

01:15:11We are Indians.

01:15:12Girl is Chameli.

01:15:13Boy is Pumpy.

01:15:14And he is Gulab Singh.

01:15:16Kalaas.

01:15:17No, sir.

01:15:18I am Bali.

01:15:19Show your passport.

01:15:20I gave it to Bakir.

01:15:21When?

01:15:22When?

01:15:23I am Bali.

01:15:24Shut up.

01:15:25Can you prove that?

01:15:26He is Gulab.

01:15:27I will show you.

01:15:28Give me the phone.

01:15:29Show me.

01:15:30This is India's code.

01:15:32He will come.

01:15:35Good morning, Gulab.

01:15:36Gulab.

01:15:37You are in the container.

01:15:38You will get a ticket to London.

01:15:39You will get Birmingham.

01:15:40Don't worry.

01:15:41BFP.

01:15:42I told you.

01:15:43He is Gulab.

01:15:44She is Chameli.

01:15:45And he is Pumpy.

01:15:46Shut up.

01:15:47Look at their faces.

01:15:48They look like Indians.

01:15:49Look at their clothes.

01:15:50These are Punjabi clothes.

01:15:51Look at this.

01:15:52Made in India label.

01:15:53And look at this newspaper.

01:15:54Punjabi newspaper.

01:15:55Last week's ghost.

01:15:56And this.

01:15:57Look at this underwear.

01:15:58Will anyone wear this?

01:15:59I will help you.

01:16:00You help me.

01:16:01Let me go.

01:16:02I told you.

01:16:03Omar.

01:16:04No Omar.

01:16:05Omar is not a donkey.

01:16:06Tell me.

01:16:07I am not a donkey.

01:16:08Hey.

01:16:09Stop.

01:16:10Stop.

01:16:11Stop.

01:16:12Stop.

01:16:13Stop.

01:16:14Stop.

01:16:15Stop.

01:16:16Stop.

01:16:17Stop.

01:16:18Stop.

01:16:19Stop.

01:16:20Stop.

01:16:21Stop.

01:16:22Stop.

01:16:23Stop.

01:16:24Stop.

01:16:25Stop.

01:16:26Stop.

01:16:27Stop.

01:16:28Let's prove in the court that we are from India.

01:16:30Huh?

01:16:31That is why we will hide.

01:16:32Not in London.

01:16:33We will settle here.

01:16:34Get off.

01:16:35Get off.

01:16:36I promise you.

01:16:37I will prove to the court that you are all from India.

01:16:39And in two weeks I will put all on the flight back to India.

01:16:42Omar.

01:16:43No Omar.

01:16:45Oh Manu.

01:16:46Read this.

01:16:47What did he say?

01:16:48Translate.

01:16:49He is saying that he will prove in the court that we are Indians.

01:16:53Oh.

01:16:54And we will send India by a flight in 2 weeks.

01:16:56India will pay you.

01:17:26Then our file was sent from Saudi to Ladapochi.

01:17:28Many elders there confirmed that Gulab, Chameli and Pampi were the three children who left on a donkey five years ago.

01:17:34The report was sent back to Saudi that India is ready to take them back.

01:17:41We were probably the first in history to be so happy about being handcuffed.

01:17:49I told you I will send you back to India in two weeks. Out!

01:17:56Amar. No, Amar. You donkey!

01:18:03Why are you all so happy?

01:18:05Because we are going home.

01:18:11Amar!

01:18:13What will you have?

01:18:14We are going back home. Give us something sweet.

01:18:16Gulab Jamun?

01:18:17Gulab Jamun?

01:18:18Happy Diwali.

01:18:19Keep it. Keep it.

01:18:20I told you I will take you in my arms.

01:18:23Be careful.

01:18:24If it wasn't for you, I would have really kissed you today.

01:18:31You made everyone laugh.

01:18:34Just you and me.

01:18:35No, no, no.

01:18:36Like someone had said, it is not over till it is over.

01:18:40You speak English?

01:18:41I am the first person from Punjab who learned English after coming back from London.

01:18:45You speak English?

01:18:46I am the first person from Punjab who learned English after coming back from London.

01:18:50And why did you learn?

01:18:51I knew it.

01:18:52One day you will come back.

01:18:53You will speak English.

01:18:54What will I do?

01:18:55Will I slap you?

01:18:56No. I will speak double English.

01:18:58Really?

01:18:59Yes.

01:19:00Really?

01:19:01Just a minute.

01:19:03So, Mr. Hardiyal Singh Tillu.

01:19:05Yes.

01:19:06Tell me something about your family in two minutes.

01:19:09Two minutes. It is a speaking test.

01:19:11Okay.

01:19:12My mother died. My father died.

01:19:13My mother's mother died. My father's mother died.

01:19:14My aunt died. My aunt died.

01:19:15My uncle died. My aunt died.

01:19:16My mother died. My mother died.

01:19:17My uncle died. My father died.

01:19:18All died.

01:19:21I am all alone.

01:19:24Now I need a wife.

01:19:26You have a wife, right?

01:19:27Mrs. Tillu?

01:19:28There is no Mrs. Tillu.

01:19:29Like there is no Mr. Jogi.

01:19:32I am not married, Manoj.

01:19:34You are not married?

01:19:35I beg for you.

01:19:36I don't go to Pathankot.

01:19:37Because if Mannu wants to find Hadi, it should be places of Karkal.

01:19:42What kind of a person are you?

01:19:44I came to pick up a tape recorder.

01:19:46It has been here for 25 years.

01:19:48Ms. Mannu Jandhawa.

01:19:50May I ask for your hand, please?

01:19:52Don't think so much.

01:19:53You don't have much time.

01:19:54My elbow is paining a lot.

01:19:56You know, Mannu.

01:19:57People say,

01:19:58Dangi is that difficult journey

01:19:59in which hunger, bullets don't last for a whole day.

01:20:02But for me, that journey was not Dangi.

01:20:04It was Laif.

01:20:07Because you were with me.

01:20:08My Dangi was 25 years old.

01:20:11It will not last without you.

01:20:13Do you understand?

01:20:14Dangi means

01:20:15stay away from your loved ones.

01:20:19I am ending my Dangi, Mannu.

01:20:25Are you married?

01:20:26Hadi is single.

01:20:31If a boy asks this,

01:20:32how dare he refuse a girl?

01:20:34Coach,

01:20:35I will.

01:20:36Oh my God.

01:20:38Wait a minute.

01:20:39There is little time left.

01:20:40Wait a minute.

01:21:11Oh Zikar Mera

01:21:14Kahi Teri Khawoshi Mein

01:21:19Oh Fikar Mera

01:21:24Mere Khandhe Pe Rehne De

01:21:28Aaj Sar Apna

01:21:31Teri Baahon Talak Hi Tha

01:21:36Yeh Zafar Mera

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