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00:00Darth Vader is the low tape or fade meme still massive ninja your fascination with fleeting trends is
00:08Curious
00:10Tactical advantage. I am unaware of
00:14Fleeting trends it's over. It's done. It's dead
00:20What update that well the chat is back there's new guns. I played a couple games. There's new guns in Fortnite. Yeah. Oh, yeah, look at this
00:30Jawas scatter blaster, bro
00:35Why is this not working?
00:38Well, it's just a one-shot shot is that's probably got range on it, right?
00:43It has a little bit of range. It takes forever to reset
00:46There's a bow. There's a Chewbacca's like bow that is not his can and explodes and
00:52Apparently Darth that you can get Darth Vader when he when he like spawn somewhere and he's AI and talks to you
00:58Oh, that's so through your mic you can add Darth Vader to your team and he can talk to you
01:01Oh, yeah, but I haven't found him. I played like three games and haven't seen them
01:08Yeah, they still cut the other two shotties luckily
01:12Jawas scatter blaster it's a blue one
01:15Why would anyone want to use this? I mean, this is like a one pump and then you just swap to something else. I
01:20I fired three shots at people
01:25If it was hit scan, I would have hit all three missed all three and didn't even the damage that landed right next to them didn't even hit them
01:30Like the explosion didn't even do any damage
01:33Yeah, it's great for builds probably
01:35I'm gonna be honest dude. We're witnessing the finals right now. Like you think whoever wins wins
01:41Ah, I really do think the pacers could could beat the thunder or
01:50They even got the way you hold the blaster down, bro
01:54What do you mean by that? Oh, look at this. Oh
01:57Just like I just I feel like I just feel like I'm in the movie dude
02:02Look at Tyler glazing fortnight in 2025. I'll relax. It's not that deep. I will say is it
02:08It does feel the war I'm playing. It does feel weird that ammo doesn't pop out anywhere. You know what I mean?
02:15All baby the crossbow
02:20I'll drop the blue sniper I have one. Oh
02:26Why you hit some large it yeah, I want you to hit someone that tell me how much damage it does
02:32I'd like to find an AI to test it on yeah, but
02:39I'm your AI you're an idiot
02:43There we go
02:47Mean that's like nothing takes forever to get there too
02:57Big L update they they buffed all the vehicles have more help
03:08I think you randomly spawns at different times and different places. Oh, let me touch you up here
03:21Oh my god, I cross my oh my god, I hit that guy
03:29I'm gonna go get out of this mountain. I think he randomly spawns at different times and different places. Oh, let me touch you up here
03:35I see me on my nine track track one. Yeah. Yeah
03:40That was yes, yes, yes, they're both one job both one job got one that I guess one shot
03:45Yep here
03:48Do you get a Marty
03:50Say it I don't even I need a saber for movement
03:55I
04:08Mean it's nice for people that are hiding behind walls
04:11Driving on the bridge
04:13Ah
04:1645 45 crack whited
04:18Dude so weak this car. Oh, wow. It's a car destroyer
04:28Oh
04:30Yeah, so I'm gonna have to use the nigga I have to use it use the new shoddy, but dude. Oh my gosh
04:46He literally was just like
04:49Chewing all morning and smiling at me for 45 straight minutes
04:53Keep one this guy's weak white it
04:55I get this way. Let's go
05:07We'll be seeing you
05:09Prayer, I mean you spoil no, I mean yeah, we spoil them but not like we're not gonna like ruin the kids, right?
05:16I like and we don't want to like give them too many like good things to where they're like
05:19Mommy and daddy are poor
05:24You know what I mean uncle Tyler and auntie Jess let us do this and do this and do that
05:29It's like we'd never want to we don't want to be those
05:32Uncles and nephews or uncles and the aunts
05:36We just killed our bottle me yeah
05:39Hey, I got for 99. Oh, yeah, you're going in dude
05:45Fried him fried the one that was chugging
05:49I mean, I'm gonna die. Oh my god
05:52Wow, that was clutch
05:54Well done Jonathan a nice little win
05:57Fine Vader next game. I mean bro. We were there. We're looking for him. All right. Look at this
06:01So here's one of the new updates battle royale zero build underneath. It looks different
06:04The playlist and then we hit play looks different
06:07Let me read the title brother game found see do you hear that?
06:13I am literally on one of his spots, so we have a two-thirds chance of seeing him
06:16I'm at the main spot with a bunch of people, so I'll do my best to stay alive
06:20You want me to get up there?
06:22Stay where you are
06:32This is like crazy stream sniper. Yeah, this is gonna get pom-pombing on me. I got it
06:36Yeah, it shows a map to show up on your screen. I think I mean I have it our theater in front of me, but I don't think it's him
06:42You have them that's him they're all saying it I'll get you in a sec
07:00Well, I killed everyone here so
07:16Got him
07:18Indeed you are powerful. Let's go
07:21I'm flying over to you. I probably can't hear him unless I'm next to you, huh? I definitely yeah Darth Vader. Oh
07:27My god, he's gone
07:30Oh shit, I'm I need a rest. I got you. I'm fine. Oh
07:35God you get over there did what happened? I got slapped across the map. Yeah, they're not gonna hit me then
07:47Your training is complete your skill with the force has impressed me I will lead this squad
07:55Darth Vader is the low taper fade meme still massive
07:58Ninja your fascination with fleeting trends is
08:03Curious
08:05tactical advantage I am unaware of
08:09Fleeting trends it's over it's done. It's dead. It's dead in the water. It's gone
08:16Wow
08:18Lord Vader am I the greatest heels only player of all time winning without weapons
08:23Greatest you say a bold claim abstract I would have thought your basic fighting style would lead to a swift demise
08:31Basic fighting style get rocks bro. Get rocks, bro. Lord Vader is Tim the tat man good or evil?
08:41Ninja such questions lack strategic value
08:45However, if this Timmy the tat man can sway the masses. I would prefer him under imperial control. Is he a threat?
08:54Dude, that's cool, bro. I would prefer him under imperial control. That's so sick, dude
09:01Darth Vader is cream in your coffee. Good for you
09:06Cream in coffee a curious addition. Do you find it enhances your focus abstract or merely provides fleeting comfort?
09:14How pleading stuff dude your recent act of eliminating your opponent shows promise
09:22You are strong with the dark side the dark side
09:26I believe I have control over my distractions and that I have the high ground control
09:32High ground
09:34You mistake elevation for true authority ninja
09:37The force transcends such petty advantages, but demonstrate this supposed control
09:43I
09:44Would die for you lord vader, right? I would ride my homies. You would die for me ninja
09:50such devotion is
09:53expected
09:54But you will not ride your homies
09:56control yourselves
09:59Oh my god
10:00Lord vader were were you seeing enough movement during ninja's floss on new year's eve movement during ninja's floss?
10:07I was assessing its strategic value abstract and its utter lack thereof
10:14Did you find it stimulating?
10:17Oh my gosh, dude
10:21Oh my gosh lord vader, do you think that the detroit lions will win the super bowl?
10:25Good question. Good question. The detroit lions a curious allegiance abstract
10:31Their chances for victory are as likely as the rebels defeating the empire with teddy bears
10:36What?
10:37The sentiment of such a victory would be amusing
10:40What basic rituals do these lions perform to achieve this super bowl?
10:45Wow wow wow wow
10:49That's crazy
10:51No, it's just that the meme is still massive, right? I'm seeing videos with millions of views
10:56Massive you say
10:58millions of views and this meme achieves what ninja does it topple empire or merely distract simpleton
11:06The dark side flows strongly through you ninja
11:16Carry us to victory
11:18This is pretty sick dude. It's pretty crazy
11:22Lord vader who would win in a fight a hundred average men or one gorilla
11:27One gorilla against a hundred average men
11:30Their fear would be palpable abstract
11:35And yet the empire does not engage in such barbaric displays the victor is clear
11:42Such are the ways of the jungle
11:44What purpose for such a spectacle serve
11:50Indeed ninja
11:51This dark side you wield has carried us closer to our goal
11:56Maintain this aggression
11:58This is crazy lord vader what does f-u-c-k spell
12:05That is not the spelling of anything
12:10Lord vader can you say a swear word do you take me for some common street thug ninja
12:15I do not speak in obscenities
12:17What purpose would such vulgarity serve
12:20Dude so then dude if this is
12:22What's happening ninja?
12:23What threat have you detected?
12:26Oh because I used the danger mark you responded to that
12:29Lord vader who would you say is your favorite twitch streamer?
12:33A twitch streamer?
12:35Do you believe I spend my time watching such frivolities abstractly?
12:40My focus is on crushing the rebellion not entertainment
12:44Lord vader finish the last player
12:47Your confidence is appreciated ninja
12:52Ensure this last player is eliminated with efficiency
12:56The force will guide you
13:02Don't kill him don't eliminate him
13:06Eliminate the last player
13:08The end will reign supreme
13:12A decisive victory
13:14Achieved through your adequate efforts
13:17Bask in the fleeting satisfaction of this triumph
13:20For the galaxy awaits its true master
13:24It did a great job
13:25Yeah, it was really cool