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00:00I don't face the future, but Bernie could see into the future.
00:29Look at your grandad. He run off and left her.
00:31Ah, she used to read tea leaves. We all got a touch of it.
00:35You've got more than a touch of it.
00:37I'd have a great unseemly lump of it.
00:41Here, what are you doing hanging behind?
00:46There is no need to go into detail.
00:49Oh, can't we go another way?
00:51Why do we have to go down Market Street?
00:53We're almost going down Market Street.
00:56He's been up to something. You can tell.
00:58Well, what have you done?
00:59Well, I told her to go by that shop where I get my telly from.
01:02I knew it.
01:03We're having a bit of a party.
01:06I asked my sister to leave my place open
01:08so they could come in and take that telly whenever they wanted.
01:11Well, now I started locking my place up
01:13because the last time they come, somebody scratched it.
01:17Well, let's hop on a bus and go and see old Judd, eh?
01:20Why?
01:20It's a nice day, really, for not going down Market Street.
01:28MUSIC PLAYS
01:35Well, he looks a bit better, but I doubt if he'll see Christmas out.
01:40Not unless things alter.
01:43I told him.
01:44Well, that's what friends are for, to cheer you up.
01:48No good beating about the bush.
01:50Well, you ought to know, Judd,
01:51it's a graphic description of your style of hairdressing.
01:55Well, you've kept coming, I notice, a two-mile bus ride.
01:58Well, you're the only one in this district who remembers short hair.
02:03Everybody does teasey-weezies.
02:06Well, anyway, he's not complaining.
02:08I want not complaining. He does nowtales.
02:11I would need to with you and your cronies.
02:14When I was at school,
02:15his idea of a good morning's walk was right across me pelvis.
02:20We used to get him down and grab his yo-yo.
02:24And I used to get it back permanently knotted.
02:29However, these days, my main complaint is against the world in general.
02:33I do not like the way it's going.
02:35Oh, it's terrible.
02:38Most in light foot.
02:39I beg your pardon?
02:41Who's he, when he's a toad?
02:43Fell in love with the Huddersfield girls' high school netball team.
02:47All of them?
02:48Except the goalie,
02:50who reminded him of some film star he didn't much care for.
02:54Wallace Beery, I think it was.
02:57Otherwise, he couldn't resist the squeak of their little PT shoes on the gym floor.
03:02What's that got to do with the state of the world?
03:05It just goes to illustrate how we make problems for ourselves.
03:08The world's no worse than it ever was,
03:10except for the most in light foot syndrome.
03:13Rubbish.
03:14It's perfectly true.
03:15Instead of keeping things simple,
03:17we all have our netball team-sized dreams.
03:22Before you know where you are, you're imagining that you can't live without
03:25P. Jackson, M. Hepperwhite, R.J. Lindley, A.P. Broomfleet-Jones, etc., etc.
03:32I never used to kick any road, except for show.
03:35Used what?
03:36That yo-yo.
03:38Oh, give him something to play with, Judd, like an open razor.
03:42Judd, sit still.
03:44Anyway, you can't tell me the world's as quiet as it used to be.
03:49It's always been quiet, mainly.
03:51Especially round here.
03:54Apart from the Danes, who came up the rivers to rape our forefathers.
04:02Hey, that don't sound right.
04:08Foremothers.
04:11Worse than ever.
04:13So, you see, it must have been our forefathers.
04:18Bloody hell.
04:21No wonder they were regarded with revulsion by the rest of civilised Europe.
04:26They must have got shorter back in size than Judd gives here.
04:30If you lot can get it better at my prices, you know where to go.
04:34Hoo-hoo-hoo, I've got some right books here.
04:39I've got some right urbans reading them and all.
04:42It's true, you can tell his literature by the clients that are going about.
04:47Footballing sex maniacs.
04:50The main attraction here is my conversation.
04:53Aye, about who dropped dead last week?
04:56Adrian Poskitt.
04:57Oh, certainly right.
04:58You remember Adrian Poskitt? Have you got a light, Craig?
05:03Do they really all just fall, Judd, or do you sometimes give them a push?
05:07Poskitt of Arthron Street.
05:09Don't you know anybody what's well?
05:12No, he knows them, he just won't talk about them.
05:14Well, that's not news, is it?
05:16There you are, don't distract him.
05:18I want his full attention while he negotiates this task.
05:21Yeah, that should have it shaved off.
05:23And another thing, Judd, why do you allow these scruffs into your establishment?
05:27Yeah, here, let's have me that above your top lip, like an hedgehog's bum.
05:34I do admire the country lover's close observation of nature,
05:39but you must have been at a funny angle to pick that tit-bit up.
05:43In the trade, it's known as distinguished.
05:46Quite a lot of my customers these days have a moustache.
05:49It don't stop them dropping like flies, though, does it?
05:53Like I told you, Adrian Poskitt.
05:55You know, we don't just come in here for the haircut, Judd.
05:58It's a certain knowledge that you're always good for a laugh.
06:01No, no, listen. He went out Wednesday morning, right as rain.
06:05Round about dinner time, he went off, just like that.
06:10Just like that?
06:12What were wrong with him?
06:14Closing his legs too rapidly.
06:21Heart.
06:22Oh, they always say heart.
06:24Means they're not sure.
06:26They're happier with a more positive diagnosis, like finding the deceased under a bus.
06:31It must have been his heart.
06:33Good. This one's got a heart. Look at this.
06:36Ho, ho, ho, ho!
06:40That's almost exactly the way that we used to carry two rows of lino
06:44when I was in fixtures and fittings.
06:48She's German.
06:50Oh, well, in that case, they'll be rockets or something.
06:54You have to admire them Germans.
06:56You have to admire this one.
06:59Ten a penny, they were, just after war in Berlin.
07:04Germans in Berlin? That's unusual.
07:07Yeah, like her.
07:09Like her?
07:10Yeah, I'm telling you.
07:12Very good opponent, the average German soldier.
07:15There's never been near one like that, lad, I tell you.
07:21In 1945, me old lad, her sort was going for five woodbines.
07:26Ah, don't give me that gubbage.
07:29I'm telling you.
07:31All our kid come back with were three wristwatches and a camera.
07:35That's a good point.
07:37I knew their kid, and when it came to listing his hobbies,
07:40he'd go a long way before he came to photography or telling the time.
07:44Have another look at that photograph and ask yourself,
07:47would she really have fitted into his way of life?
07:50Not to mention his kit bag.
07:54He could have married her or something.
07:56It was usually your summat.
07:58You don't marry that sort.
08:00He did what he did marry.
08:02What about your missus?
08:05Now, look, she may not be glamorous.
08:08All right, she's more what you'd call horrible,
08:11but we've been all right.
08:14Want a bit of cream on?
08:24What was Judd doing in Berlin, then?
08:26Armour division, tanks.
08:28Don't mention it.
08:30Last place you'd expect to find a hairdresser.
08:33What ship do you reckon he's off, then?
08:36How's it going, sailor?
08:38Behave. Don't show your breeding.
08:41You wouldn't dare, not to a matador.
08:44They're all the same, they come in and disturb our women,
08:47but I shall defend Mrs. Batty to the last gasp of my wellies.
08:58LAUGHTER
09:08We shouldn't be here, you and I, Mrs. Partridge.
09:11It's not coffee time yet, is it, Mr. Wainwright?
09:16We should be out, running, barefoot through the grass.
09:20Oh, not with my feet.
09:23We should be out making ancient music together.
09:26I never had to face these violent emotions
09:29when I worked for Weldrake's plumbers.
09:32And I'm sure everybody knows.
09:37I'd like the entire world to know.
09:39Oh, God, don't say that.
09:41Me husband's sister runs them Tupperware parties.
09:47We're innocent in the eyes of nature.
09:49Oh, nobody comes out unscathed from those things.
09:53We're free modern spirits, Mrs. Partridge.
09:56Today's people.
09:58Ours is a mingling of creative souls.
10:03Well, I can't deny there's this affinity between us, Mr. Wainwright.
10:07There's this dumb desk between us, Mrs. Partridge.
10:13It says here that they were hanging people
10:16for being evil spirits as late as the 18th century.
10:20People had to make their own entertainment in those days.
10:24Yeah, I knew this fella.
10:27Substantial person, shares in amalgamated dairies,
10:30always kept a current copy of Glass's Guide to the Motor Trade.
10:34Knew a French way with fish.
10:36Whatever will they think of next?
10:38I know rich people aren't popular,
10:40but when he was killed in that light aeroplane crash,
10:43there wasn't a peep out of anybody wanting a share of that.
10:46There wasn't a peep out of anybody wanting a share of that.
10:49He left 112,000.
10:51It's always the little things you remember.
10:54Given a dry summer that year, I might have married his daughter.
10:57As it was, we quarrelled bitterly during that cold front from Iceland.
11:02He ought to have stayed round here,
11:04married some local lass and suffered like the rest of us.
11:08I don't care where you go.
11:10This is God's number one area for unpleasant women of strong character.
11:16Just what a man needs.
11:18It's the toughest training in the world.
11:20It breeds a sort of matrimonial guards division.
11:24Wedlock's finest.
11:26What about two hearts beating as one and all that?
11:29Oh, well, that happens in its own way when you lie there night after night,
11:34separated only by a few simple garments of thick flannelette.
11:40Providing it's summer, of course.
11:42Where did you meet Mrs Clegg?
11:44I was at a chapel tea.
11:46I asked for cream, but she converted me to custard.
11:52Afterwards, during the hymns, I felt her take hold of my arm
11:56and all of a sudden I knew it was no good trying to sneak out to the pub.
12:00That were a rotten thing to do. I had to pay me own bus fare.
12:03Hey, dear, just look at it. I don't know.
12:06Every time I raise my eyes these days, it's in me head.
12:10Every time I raise my eyes these days, it's in me line of vision.
12:13It's no use fighting against it, sir, on the nose deep down that fancies me.
12:18And that strong masculine appeal?
12:20Aye, it's very strong on damp days and in poorly ventilated places.
12:24Now then, cheeky, what do you know about my poorly ventilated places?
12:28You see, you can't insult him.
12:30He keeps appearing as if you've rubbed some tatty lamp.
12:33But you can't make a fool of him, either.
12:35Give us a kiss.
12:38Do you think it's real or do you think it's one of them evil spirits?
12:42He's got wicked little eyes.
12:44Piercing. That's what they are. Piercing.
12:47Little pointed hat.
12:49It all fits, if you see what I mean.
12:51His mother looked the part and his granny used to read tea leaves.
12:55She had to. She could read out-ells.
12:59Diabolical manifestation.
13:01Hey.
13:02Witches, familiars and the like,
13:04use human form for the confusion and burial of Christian souls.
13:09But that's him.
13:11Look, what we've got to do is to give him a supernatural attribute test.
13:14No, I can't be an evil spirit.
13:16If I were, I should just give three flicks of my maggot wand
13:20and you'll both be turned into stone.
13:22I think one flick of yours would be enough.
13:24It says there that diabolicals...
13:26Pardon?
13:27Diabolicals have places where they can't feel pain.
13:31Between his ears for a pound.
13:33What we're going to do is to turn him upside down and shake it out.
13:36Ah, but then all the blood will rush to me head.
13:38Well, you can catch it in your hat.
13:42Down you go.
13:45I win.
13:48My eyeballs are falling out.
13:51I haven't been in this state since I was at Dougie's wedding.
13:55Ready? One, two, one, two.
14:03I knew I'd get her thrown out holding me upside down.
14:07It was done in a detached spirit of scientific inquiry.
14:11You'd think that a librarian would appreciate things like that.
14:14Had you been able to defy the forces of gravity
14:17for as long as you defied the forces of hygiene...
14:19Get stuffed.
14:20...you would have been an evil spirit.
14:23Like your granny.
14:25Yeah, but there was no need to drop me on me skull.
14:27Ah, but it proved your innocence, didn't it?
14:29Ah, and now you're just foul and not diabolically foul.
14:33Stop.
14:34Oh, come on, let's have some service.
14:36Wait a minute.
14:37Is your vest on fire or something?
14:43I'll bet she wears a pointed hat.
14:47I'll bet she's out there now stirring her cola and...
14:50There's a witch if ever I saw one.
14:52Bit of a load for a broomstick, ain't she?
14:54Ah, but cuddly with it.
14:57Just imagine having all that and a touch of the
15:00old black magic that doth it so well.
15:04The old black magic that doth it so well.
15:08Shut up!
15:09Belt off!
15:12Oh, sit down, you loony billock.
15:15Oh, leave him.
15:16I think he's interesting.
15:18The courtship dance of the lesser spotted herb.
15:22In a minute he'll start building his nest,
15:24a simple structure of mattress fluff and old sporting chronicles.
15:28How are you looking, then, Tick?
15:29I'm just finishing up.
15:30Well, come over here where I can see you.
15:32Oh, give me a chin rest, will you?
15:34Don't you raise your voice to me!
15:36Oh, it must have been a voice like that
15:39that provided the inspiration for the spinal tap.
15:42Me key?
15:43I lost me key.
15:44It must have fell down when you were dangling me upside down.
15:47What key?
15:48The key to me front door.
15:49When do you ever lock your door?
15:52I told you they'd come to take me telly back
15:54and John Wayne's on on Wednesday.
15:55I don't know why you don't go watch it in the shop.
15:58It's there more often than it is at your place.
16:00I'm locked out now.
16:02Oh, you'd better hurry.
16:03The library closes in ten minutes.
16:05Ah, come on.
16:07Where's the money for your bun?
16:08Can I have it?
16:09Oh, well, get out.
16:11Get out, will you?
16:13Hey, when you've done that,
16:14you can get over to Harkinson's to fetch them crisps.
16:16What, right at the other side of town?
16:18Why don't you just shout a bit louder?
16:19They'll bring them round for you.
16:20Oh!
16:21Right, what can I get for you lads, lads?
16:23Right, what can I get for you lads, lads?
16:30Hey, Fanny Craddock!
16:32What?
16:33You were right when you said the customers couldn't wait
16:35to try your homemade buns.
16:45Why didn't you look after it, you dozy fleck?
16:48Well, it were you that were ordering me upside down.
16:51Are you sure it's in the library?
16:53It must be.
16:54Didn't you hear it drop?
16:55I heard nothing but the crunch of me skull.
16:57Sorry about that.
16:59I don't think it was any picnic at the other end
17:01when your wellies slipped off.
17:09We'll have to find Wayne right then.
17:11Where does he live?
17:12Top end somewhere.
17:13Doesn't exactly pinpoint it, does it?
17:15How do you know I don't wear my right leaves?
17:18You can see he's basically aggressive.
17:20Greg Gormley's tweet.
17:22That's exactly the sort of primitive attitude
17:24that he used to make school playtimes unbearable with.
17:27He could never stand the sight of blood
17:29and it was always mine.
17:31It was like having Genghis Khan for milk monitor.
17:34I know where she lives.
17:35Genghis Khan was a lady, I never knew that.
17:38Oh, what works in the air.
17:41Wayne writes fancy beats.
17:43She'll know where he lives.
17:44Well, come on then.
17:50Oh!
18:04Charmy!
18:05It's you, you scruffy twollop.
18:07We should have known better than bring him to a residential area.
18:10Why, what's wrong with me?
18:12It's nothing personal.
18:13It's just that you're ugly and repulsive.
18:15Oh, I'll never forget when his wellies came off.
18:18Talk about traumatic.
18:19I went through Normandy without a scratch
18:21but his feet are something else.
18:23It's not him she's worried about, it's all of us.
18:25I'm sure it never is.
18:26Because we know about her and Wainwright.
18:29She's embarrassed, poor lass.
18:33I should think I did go through Normandy without a scratch.
18:35It didn't get there until 1960.
18:37Look at this.
18:38I can't believe it, it's in the battlefield.
18:40She thinks we've come to cause bother.
18:49It's the mummy.
18:50Excuse me, young man.
18:52Could we possibly have a word with your mother?
18:54He sounds just like an insurance man.
18:56What's he trying to do?
18:57Wreck a happy home?
18:59He's only 12.
19:00I wonder if he could just have...
19:01He's never been strong.
19:02Everything's always gone straight to his chest.
19:04Oh, don't fret, missus.
19:05We ought to come about Mr Wainwright.
19:07Ah!
19:11Shh!
19:12Have you got any more little goodies in your diplomatic bag?
19:15Come on, let's try the police station.
19:19Hey, you!
19:20I may not be tactful,
19:21but the car locked me up for it.
19:26He conceived the bold idea of asking Nora Fogarty
19:29for a lift of her skirt
19:31to put an end to those rumours
19:33as to what she had printed on her underwear.
19:35Some said it was the device of the egg marketing board.
19:39Whatever it was, it set him off on the wrong foot.
19:42He developed this penchant for funny women
19:45and was last seen loitering sadly
19:47outside Subdun's chemist.
19:52Do I go in there?
19:53You should be more at home than any of us.
19:55Your family were nearly brought up, were you?
19:58Come on!
20:15PHONE RINGS
20:22Hello.
20:23It's the general public.
20:25A peaceful demonstration.
20:27Good evening, officer.
20:28Creeper.
20:31Good evening, gentlemen.
20:32All right, Simmer Knight, you can smoke if you want.
20:36Well, that's just a quick puff.
20:38It'll have to be in here.
20:40The inspector won't stand for it.
20:45LAUGHTER
20:49Don't you like the inspector?
20:51He's all right, but his capsule was full of ash.
20:56A very narrow-minded man, the inspector.
20:58Rugby union.
21:00Now, then, you three, on your travels,
21:02have you been anywhere near Markham's yard?
21:04No.
21:05Can't say we have.
21:06So, you haven't seen anybody loitering furtively?
21:10Somebody's been nicking his eggs?
21:12Markham lays eggs? I never knew that.
21:15He's got white leg-ons.
21:19Well, he will have, won't he, if he lays eggs?
21:24Still got your ferrets, have you?
21:26Oh, just for sentimental reasons.
21:28Oh, I know.
21:29There used to be more Simmer Knights down rabbit holes
21:32than there were above ground.
21:33I'm surprised more of you weren't thinned out
21:35during that myxomatosis.
21:37Well, now, then, what is it?
21:38Oh, oh, well, you see,
21:40he's left his house key at the library
21:44and they've all gone home.
21:45Ah, and we're looking for the address of the librarian.
21:48They had me upside down.
21:51Was there any improvement?
21:54And then he throwed us out.
21:56What's his name?
21:57Bloody Wainwright.
22:00Wainwright B.
22:03All right, we'll have a look in the electoral register.
22:06Look, W, Waddington, Wagstaff, Wainwright, B, Mrs.
22:12That sounds like him.
22:15G, A, Mr, 10 Westlake Gardens.
22:18G, A. That rings a bell.
22:20Thank you, officer. Come on.
22:21Hey, you, how's your Eric?
22:24Oh, he's champion.
22:25Tell him we still miss him in court.
22:27Ah, yeah, well, it wasn't his fault.
22:29So he tried to explain.
22:31Well, can you find your way to Westlake Gardens?
22:36Ah, I'm like a looming pigeon.
22:38Short, bandy legs.
22:39Oh, no, I'm not bandy.
22:41Me wellies are bent.
22:45Is there anything else?
22:47Ah, they dropped me on my skull.
22:50Ah, the simple pleasures of the poor.
22:54Come on.
22:55Thank you, officer.
22:57Night-night.
23:06I'll get this buzzard in my ears.
23:08Would you not wish to hear that?
23:09I'd eat the fish with my jelly.
23:11We have a profound non-interest
23:12in all your unseemly personal experiences.
23:14I wonder why Wainwright spends all his time here
23:16all time dancing.
23:17They say he discovered a passion for it
23:19as soon as he found that it was dear to the heart
23:21of the chairman of the library committee.
23:23Here, come away.
23:24They'll think it's the Danes back again.
23:26Here's Charlie Harris.
23:27He's steering the ticket.
23:28Oh, that's you, sully.
23:29The pen and the buttocks are the best of the best.
23:31Oh, that's you, sully.
23:32The pen and the buttocks are the best of the best.
23:34Oh, that's you, sully.
23:35The pen and the buttocks are the best of times.
23:44You can't come in here without a tie.
23:47Get off.
23:48Get him off.
23:49What's he doing?
23:50Hey, I've always wanted a dress jacket like that.
23:52This colour.
23:53How many colours do you think they've got?
23:55It's all right if you've got the figure for it.
23:57And how are you going to get hold
23:58of a pair of patent leather wellies?
24:00By the straps at the top.
24:01I shall have to ask you to leave.
24:03Oh, come on, Charlie.
24:04Don't forget that we've known you
24:06since you had gravy down your tie
24:08the same as anybody else.
24:10This is the bi-weekly formal function
24:12of the Old Time Dancing Fellowship.
24:14No admittance without a ticket.
24:16Charlie, this is us.
24:18Come off your pedestal.
24:19Don't forget that we've heard you
24:21making rude imitation posterior noises
24:23for the amusement of the Conservative Club Committee.
24:27And your Eileen had to get married.
24:29Our luck.
24:30We only want to speak to her.
24:31I hope it'll be a minute.
24:32Aye, I know.
24:33And the moment I turn my back,
24:35you'll be chomping your way
24:36through the cold buffet.
24:37What is it?
24:38It's chicken.
24:39Oh!
24:40Never you mind what it is.
24:41It's 15 new pets.
24:43And you couldn't get in anyway in that state.
24:51What, Steve?
24:53What's wrong with me?
24:55I've got a problem.
24:57What's wrong with me?
24:59Suppose he dresses like that
25:00because he's an eccentric millionaire
25:02with interests in uranium
25:04and hedgehog spotting.
25:06We're stuck with him, you see,
25:07and we don't mind sharing him about a bit.
25:09He's not wearing a tie.
25:12Oh, ho, ho.
25:14Then show me the rule, shag basket.
25:17Show me the rule
25:19that says where I've got to wear it.
25:27Take that bit.
25:29Go on, go on, go on.
25:31Take these browns.
25:33If I had you in my section,
25:35do you know what I'd have given you one for?
25:37Hello, fella.
25:38Go in there.
25:39Come on, you.
25:41I'll have nothing to do with him.
25:43Just you wait, Charlie.
25:44I'll still argue.
25:50Hey, you.
25:53Where the hell do you keep running off to?
25:55Well, I need a pint, don't I?
25:57You need some smaller feet.
25:59No wonder them shoes have lasted you.
26:01You do most of your dancing on mine.
26:03Well, I get dizzy.
26:05It's this sense of power,
26:06actually being allowed to lead.
26:07Oh, hurry up and get your pint.
26:09I want some footwork from you in the valita.
26:11And after that,
26:12you can partner Mrs. Morris
26:13in the dashing white sergeant.
26:15Oh, my God.
26:16Talk about the nucleus for a firing squad.
26:18Look, I came here to do some dancing.
26:20Fat chance with you, though.
26:22You can't even hold me properly.
26:25Put your neck in there.
26:35And you could see his mother
26:36every morning
26:37taking the milkman in.
26:40At one time,
26:41there was three of them
26:42living off this wild, uncultivated
26:44stretch of seaforth highlander.
26:47Hey, keep his noise down, can't you?
26:49We've got last three dances
26:50to beat him in.
26:51Crunching lettuce.
26:52Sidney, you're a gentleman.
26:54Very true.
26:55And don't worry about the bones.
26:56I'm sure Simonite will cope with them.
26:58Right.
26:59Oh, by the way,
27:00I wish I could stay with you
27:02and make a pour-up for Solo,
27:03but she'll be looking for me.
27:05Her and Mrs. Morris together
27:06have got radar.
27:07Yeah, where's Wainwright?
27:08He's here.
27:09He's creeping round the councillors.
27:10I know, Ross.
27:11We'll grab him when he comes out.
27:12Anywhere else,
27:13he'll climb in my back window
27:14like we did here.
27:15Now, he tells us.
27:16Having dragged us all over the town
27:18for his damn blasted key.
27:20Well, it was he that made me lose it.
27:22Oh, you potty little Herbert.
27:33The cat told them.
27:35The cat told them?
27:36Saved them from the fire.
27:37Woke them up,
27:38pulling at the bedclothes.
27:39Clever.
27:40What did Ernie give it for that?
27:41He'd give it
27:42what any self-respecting bloke
27:43would have given it
27:44under the circumstances,
27:45a clout round the feline hero.
27:46He didn't know the house was on fire.
27:48I bet he thought
27:49the cat were on fire.
27:50Oh, they sometimes give
27:51that impression, cats.
27:52We had one down
27:53in the kook house
27:54at Oswestry
27:55during the war.
27:56I think it were German.
27:57At any road,
27:58it never appeared
27:59to be on our side.
28:00Cook to think of it,
28:01neither did the kooks.
28:02We have one
28:03at side and chester.
28:04Caught its tail
28:05in a fire bucket handle.
28:06What was a cook
28:07doing with his tail
28:08in a fire bucket handle?
28:09A cat, you dweller.
28:10A cat, you dweller.
28:11A cat, you dweller.
28:12A cat, you dweller.
28:13A cat, you dweller.
28:14A cat, you dweller.
28:15A cat, you dweller.
28:16A cat, you dweller.
28:17A cat, you dweller.
28:18A cat, you dweller.
28:19A cat, you dweller.
28:20A cat, you dweller.
28:21A cat, you dweller.
28:22A cat, you dweller.
28:23A cat, you dweller.
28:24A cat, you dweller.
28:25A cat, you dweller.
28:26A cat, you dweller.
28:27A cat, you dweller.
28:28A cat, you dweller.
28:29A cat, you dweller.
28:30A cat, you dweller.
28:31A cat, you dweller.
28:32A cat, you dweller.
28:33A cat, you dweller.
28:34A cat, you dweller.
28:35A cat, you dweller.
28:36A cat, you dweller.
28:37A cat, you dweller.
28:39I think that's terrible.
28:40Oh no, we washed it all out eventually.
28:42Well not that, coming from Luton.
28:45I don't like playing with marked cards.
28:47Those cards are not marked.
28:49The ones you've handled all are.
28:51Splits of lettuce, smudges of chicken and I don't know what.
28:55Oh come on, let's play.
28:57Gherkins or trumps?
29:03Past my bedtime.
29:04What's there bothering for if the Russians are coming?
29:07We'll see.
29:08I bet they're all out at this very minute.
29:10Learning English.
29:11Well that's not going to do them a lot of good round here, is it?
29:13If it isn't them, it'll be the Chinese.
29:15700 million of them.
29:17If they don't wear ties, they'll never get past Charlie Harris.
29:37More flutterings for Ria in Butterflies.
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