00:00Thank you for calling Vantage Lightbulb, time may brighten up your day.
00:07You can start by telling me why I've got an entire Christmas tree that won't light up.
00:11I hate my job.
00:13Lots of people hate their job, man.
00:15I failed the bar for the second time, which means I gotta keep working at the call center.
00:18I would think that the lucky few who have jobs would be bending over with gratitude.
00:24I...
00:26Are you bending, Drew?
00:30I get fired for naked pictures.
00:32You are suspended indefinitely.
00:34I need your wings.
00:39And then humped by a dog in a mask.
00:41Yes, hi, I need an officer.
00:43I was just...
00:44I don't know, I was humped.
00:45Yes, he had a black face.
00:47Mask!
00:48Okay, he had a mask, not face.
00:50Get it right.
00:51Uh-huh.
00:53Tell me again why you didn't get her number?
00:55Oh, I know exactly where to find her.
00:57Star Maker Academy.
00:58I'm the only person in this town who can take you right to the top, baby.
01:04You're so amazing, babe.
01:05Right?
01:06Like your boobs are heaving and...
01:07I know.
01:08Hey, Nikki.
01:09You go here now?
01:10Yeah.
01:11Oh, I just started.
01:12Gotta go.
01:17Help me, mommy.
01:19What would a little boy like you do with a woman like me?
01:26Unleash your beast!
01:30That's brilliant!
01:31He's the king!
01:32Ah!
01:34Yes!
01:35I got the part of the queen.
01:37Now look at me and say,
01:38Uccelli.
01:39I need something strange.
01:43What are you laughing at?
01:45N...
01:46N...
01:47No, I'm not.
01:56Do you have a name?
01:57Uccelli!
01:58I feel like I was ridden hard and put away hot and wet.
02:04Nikki, you're blowing everybody with...
02:05Stay in the moment.
02:06Hey!
02:07Just get up there.
02:08What?
02:09Oh, you wimp.
02:11Star Maker Academy!
02:14You know jiu-jitsu?
02:20You know jiu-jitsu?
02:24Without her job, she's gonna need a new pilot.
02:26I could be your co-pilot, Dru.
02:27We can fly her into some international territory.
02:29You feel me?
02:31What does that even mean?
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