00:00Thank you for calling Vantage Lightbulb.
00:06I'm going to brighten up your day.
00:07You can start by telling me why I've got an entire Christmas tree that won't light up.
00:11I hate my job.
00:13Lots of people hate their job, man.
00:14I failed the bar for the second time, which means I've got to keep working at the call center.
00:18I would think that the lucky few who have jobs would be bending over with gratitude.
00:24I...
00:25Are you bending, Drew?
00:30I get fired for naked pictures.
00:32You are suspended indefinitely.
00:34I need your wings.
00:39And then humped by a dog in a mask.
00:40Yes, hi, I need an officer.
00:43I was just...
00:44I don't know, I was humped.
00:45Yes, he had a black face.
00:47Mask!
00:47Okay, he had a mask, not face.
00:50Get it right.
00:52Tell me again why you didn't get her number?
00:54Oh, I know exactly where to find her.
00:57Star Maker Academy.
00:58I'm the only person in this town who can take you right to the top, baby.
01:03You're so amazing, babe.
01:05Like, like your boobs are heaving and...
01:08Hey, Nikki.
01:09You go here now?
01:10Yeah.
01:11Oh, I just started.
01:12Gotta go.
01:16Help me, mommy.
01:18What would a little boy like you do with a woman like me?
01:26Unleash your peace!
01:30That's brilliant!
01:31He's the king!
01:34Yes!
01:35I got the part of the queen.
01:37Now look at me and say,
01:38Uccelli.
01:39I need something strange.
01:44What are you laughing at?
01:45N-
01:45N-
01:46No, I'm not.
01:55Do you have a name?
01:57Uccelli!
01:58I feel like I was ridden hard and put away hot and wet.
02:04Nikki, you're blowing everybody wet.
02:05Stay in the moment.
02:07Hey, just get up there.
02:08What?
02:09Oh, you wimp.
02:11Star Maker Academy!
02:13You know jiu-jitsu?
02:23Without her job, she's gonna need a new pilot.
02:26I could be your co-pilot, Drew.
02:27We can fly her into some international territory.
02:30You feel me?
02:31What does that even mean?
02:32You know jiu-jitsu?
02:33You know jiu-jitsu?
02:34You know jiu-jitsu?
02:35You know jiu-jitsu?
02:36You know jiu-jitsu?
02:37You know jiu-jitsu?
02:38You know jiu-jitsu?
02:39You know jiu-jitsu?
02:40You know jiu-jitsu?
02:41You know jiu-jitsu?
02:42You know jiu-jitsu?
02:43You know jiu-jitsu?
02:44You know jiu-jitsu?
02:45You know jiu-jitsu?
02:46You know jiu-jitsu?
02:47You know jiu-jitsu?
02:48You know jiu-jitsu?
02:49You know jiu-jitsu?
02:50You know jiu-jitsu?
02:51You know jiu-jitsu?
02:52You know jiu-jitsu?
02:53You know jiu-jitsu?
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