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00:00:00No big deal, Kelsey.
00:00:10You just might be carrying Ben Lawson's baby.
00:00:13Yeah, I'm out of here.
00:00:17Kelsey!
00:00:18Come on!
00:00:19We haven't been to a real party in a week.
00:00:20These guys are gross.
00:00:21So?
00:00:22You're not here to meet the love of your life.
00:00:23Just the love of your night.
00:00:24Yeah.
00:00:25Now.
00:00:26Oh my god.
00:00:41Ben Lawson?
00:00:43Claremore College's resident party boy?
00:00:45Fuck boy.
00:00:46Whatever you want to call him.
00:00:47Good for a good time, not a long time.
00:00:50Except for it by being extremely hot.
00:00:57Way to go, loser.
00:01:00Oh my god.
00:01:01I'm so sorry.
00:01:02Good thing I wasn't wearing a shirt, right?
00:01:05Aww.
00:01:06Ben!
00:01:07You're so sweet.
00:01:10And that's Skye.
00:01:11Ben's on again, mostly off again ex.
00:01:13Let me help.
00:01:21I'm going to go dry off.
00:01:22It's fine.
00:01:23I didn't know we were having a wet t-shirt contest.
00:01:26Not that you'd win anyway.
00:01:28Actually, it's not a contest.
00:01:32Come with me.
00:01:33Let's get you some dry clothes.
00:01:36Who was that girl?
00:01:38She's in my classes.
00:01:40Major weirdo.
00:01:42Well, Ben seems pretty into her.
00:01:45Weird.
00:01:46She's definitely going to be a bit big on you.
00:01:49Kelsey.
00:01:57Have we met before?
00:01:59Kelsey?
00:02:00Probably not.
00:02:01I mean, I've never actually been to a frat party before.
00:02:10Okay.
00:02:11You can turn around.
00:02:14Well, um, I'm so glad we met.
00:02:18Because I happen to be an expert at a frat party.
00:02:26Oh!
00:02:27Oh!
00:02:28Oh!
00:02:29Oh!
00:02:30Oh!
00:02:31Oh!
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00:02:50Oh!
00:03:10Sorry.
00:03:11It's kind of like, it's kind of like a mess.
00:03:15It's cool.
00:03:16You're into fashion.
00:03:18But what is that?
00:03:25Those are my grandma's rules.
00:03:29She's actually like the one who got me into Claremore.
00:03:32And she's kind of, um, strict.
00:03:38Mm-hmm.
00:03:39Mm-hmm.
00:03:40But, um, I've decided to stop caring what she thinks of me, so.
00:03:44How's that going for you so far?
00:03:46I don't know. I kind of, uh, like breaking the rules.
00:03:49Me too.
00:04:03Wait. I've never done a one-night stand before.
00:04:06Is this a one-night stand?
00:04:08I mean, you are, like, the king of hookups.
00:04:13I have been told I happen to be very, very good at hookups.
00:04:31That really happened.
00:04:43Ugh.
00:04:48Man, it's over.
00:04:50He's gone.
00:04:51And I'll probably never see him again.
00:05:13Well, so much for that.
00:05:19Now the hard part.
00:05:21How do I tell Ben Lawson that he is having a baby?
00:05:25Can't you just text him?
00:05:27Yeah, I don't really think he wants me to text him.
00:05:31Or talk to him, for that matter.
00:05:34Ever again.
00:05:43Oh, sir Ben.
00:05:45Back from another noble conquest, I presume.
00:05:47Bro, don't call it that.
00:05:49And why not, good sir?
00:05:51Didst thou not ravish thine lady?
00:05:53No. I mean, yeah.
00:05:55But, I don't know, man.
00:05:57I kind of felt like more than that this time.
00:05:59Dude, you can't be serious.
00:06:02I'm sorry.
00:06:04I'm sorry.
00:06:06I'm sorry.
00:06:08I'm sorry.
00:06:10You can't be serious.
00:06:15Um, alright.
00:06:16Rule one.
00:06:18Never leave a fellow single behind.
00:06:20Rule two.
00:06:22Say yes to trouble.
00:06:24And rule three.
00:06:26Don't catch feelings.
00:06:28Yeah.
00:06:34Dude.
00:06:36Dude.
00:06:37This is for your own good.
00:06:39Whoa.
00:06:43Hunter.
00:06:45Bro.
00:06:46Match after match.
00:06:48What are you doing? Knock it off.
00:06:50Give it back.
00:06:51I told you, bro. Plenty of fish in the sea.
00:06:56I'm sure there's an explanation for it.
00:06:58Ben was totally smitten with you.
00:07:00Okay.
00:07:06Okay. Don't freak out.
00:07:08But I just matched with Ben.
00:07:13But I just matched with Ben.
00:07:17Wow.
00:07:19You know what? I knew he was a player, but this is like next level.
00:07:22It hasn't even been an hour since he left.
00:07:27Mary.
00:07:30Right. Sorry.
00:07:32I'm matching with him right now.
00:07:42Oh my god. Wait. That asshole just texted me.
00:07:45Sorry about earlier. I had fun last night.
00:07:48Would love to hang out again sometime with a smiley face emoji.
00:07:53What?
00:07:54A player.
00:07:55Maybe he means it.
00:07:57Yeah, right. Do you really think he means it if he's messing around on the apps?
00:08:00Maybe he matched me by mistake.
00:08:03Or maybe you're not exclusive.
00:08:09So you don't think it's gross to sleep with someone, leave,
00:08:14match with their best friend on some app,
00:08:17and then pretend that he wants to hang out with her again?
00:08:22Yes.
00:08:25No?
00:08:27Wait. Can you repeat the question?
00:08:30This is super confusing.
00:08:36No, you're right. You should stick to what you're good at.
00:08:39Hooking up. That's all it ever was and that's all it ever will be.
00:08:43Have a nice life.
00:08:58Bye.
00:09:10What does that mean? Why won't it send?
00:09:13I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
00:09:19I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
00:09:22What the hell?
00:09:25What do I do now?
00:09:27Gotta do it the old-fashioned way.
00:09:29Stalk him until you can confront him IRL.
00:09:55Let's go to your parents.
00:10:09Ben, I, uh...
00:10:11Oh, I'm gonna get you all these.
00:10:20Why can't I stop puking?
00:10:25Because you're super pregnant, girl.
00:10:29I can't take this anymore.
00:10:39Ben Lawson, why do you keep avoiding me?
00:10:50No, it's not avoiding someone if they text you to have a nice life.
00:10:53Okay, well, I'm sorry about that, but...
00:10:54I thought it was just a one-night stand.
00:10:56You were.
00:10:57Yeah, that's what people do after a one-night stand.
00:10:59They don't talk to each other anymore.
00:11:02Ben!
00:11:03Shh.
00:11:04Oh.
00:11:20Political and economic shifts.
00:11:23I can't.
00:11:24Um, from ancient civilization to modern...
00:11:30MC Ben Benny Boy Lawson.
00:11:33Hunter definitely made this.
00:11:35Who?
00:11:36The guy that I met the night you and Ben...
00:11:39You know.
00:11:40We've actually been hanging out more, and I think...
00:11:43Okay, wait a minute.
00:11:44Look, you're missing the point, okay?
00:11:45I mean, this is finally my chance to confront Ben.
00:11:48So you're gonna go?
00:11:50I mean...
00:11:51If I can find something to wear.
00:11:53I mean, my clothes haven't really been fitting recently.
00:11:55Like, if you don't...
00:11:59Sorry to interrupt, ladies.
00:12:00But I just wanted to let you know
00:12:02that tonight's party is actually a toga party.
00:12:06That doesn't say it on there.
00:12:08Hunter didn't know how to spell toga,
00:12:10so he just left it off.
00:12:13Maybe I should stop hooking up with him.
00:12:15He really is dumb.
00:12:16So you're not going?
00:12:22Thanks, Skye.
00:12:23That was actually really nice of you, for once.
00:12:27Don't mention it.
00:12:31What are you doing?
00:12:40This isn't a toga party, is it?
00:12:42What's a toga?
00:12:47Okay, I'm gonna be sick.
00:12:52Benny?
00:12:53Where have you been?
00:13:00Everyone at the party wants you.
00:13:02Especially me.
00:13:04Skye, I already told you.
00:13:06I don't think we should be together.
00:13:08What about just for tonight?
00:13:11I'm tired of your mind games.
00:13:13You're always planning something.
00:13:14Right now, I'm just planning on kissing you.
00:13:31Now I'm really gonna be sick.
00:13:34Kelsey!
00:13:47Kelsey!
00:13:48Wait!
00:13:50Wow.
00:13:51Ditching me for that loser?
00:13:53It's like you have feelings for him.
00:13:55You know what, Skye?
00:13:57Maybe I do.
00:13:59Maybe I do.
00:14:04So, did you tell him?
00:14:07You know, in hindsight, telling someone you're pregnant at a fraternity party?
00:14:10Not such a great idea.
00:14:13You can't keep putting this off, Kelsey.
00:14:16You know, maybe I shouldn't even tell him at all.
00:14:19I mean, it's not like Ben Lawson is gonna want to settle down and play house.
00:14:25No.
00:14:26You know, if it's up to me, Ben is never gonna know about this.
00:14:31Maybe.
00:14:33This is too good.
00:14:38I can't believe you talked me into this.
00:14:41I need a drink.
00:14:42Okay, it's only a matter of time until you start, you know, showing.
00:14:47This could be our last hurrah.
00:14:49Yeah, more like your last hurrah.
00:14:51But, whatever.
00:14:52Ooh, I'm gonna go check out this night.
00:14:58Kelsey!
00:14:59Where's your drink?
00:15:00It can't be caught empty-handed on senior night.
00:15:04Hmm, no.
00:15:05I'm okay, Skye.
00:15:06No!
00:15:07Here!
00:15:08I insist.
00:15:10Yeah, I'm really not in the mood.
00:15:12Come on.
00:15:13It's just one beer.
00:15:14It can't hurt, right?
00:15:16No, Skye.
00:15:23Oh!
00:15:25Yo!
00:15:27What's going on?
00:15:28Yeah, Kelsey.
00:15:30Why don't you tell Ben what's going on?
00:15:32Knock it off, Skye.
00:15:33She doesn't have to drink if she doesn't want to.
00:15:35Yeah, you're right.
00:15:37That would probably be bad for the baby.
00:15:41Baby?
00:15:43What baby?
00:15:48Kelsey, what baby?
00:15:50Come on.
00:15:53Wow.
00:15:54Awkward.
00:15:56Yeah, for you.
00:15:57Why would you do that to her?
00:15:59You really are a heartless bitch.
00:16:01What?
00:16:02I don't want to see you around Kelsey.
00:16:04Or me.
00:16:05Ever.
00:16:08Looks like your days partying at Sigma House are over.
00:16:16Come here, you just want to be alone right now, okay?
00:16:22Please.
00:16:31Is the baby mine?
00:16:33Kelsey, is the baby mine?
00:16:34Kelsey!
00:16:36Would it matter if it was?
00:16:39Would it matter if it was?
00:16:41Of course it would matter if it was mine.
00:16:43Because you're...
00:16:46I'm what?
00:16:47You!
00:16:48You're Ben Lawson!
00:16:49Ben Lawson!
00:16:50You're like the king of hookups, the prince of partying, the sultan of sex!
00:16:54Sultan of sex?
00:16:55Yeah, and I'm just...
00:16:57I'm me.
00:16:59And I don't do one night stands.
00:17:01You do.
00:17:02With you!
00:17:03And only you, so...
00:17:05Yeah, the baby's yours, Ben.
00:17:08Look, I don't sleep around, okay?
00:17:10And when I do, the one time that I do, I don't pretend that it doesn't mean anything.
00:17:16Hold on.
00:17:17I never said that.
00:17:19You said that.
00:17:20You literally matched with my best friend on some dating app as soon as you left here,
00:17:24and you're still messing around with Skye!
00:17:26Not on any apps.
00:17:27And about Skye...
00:17:28Look, Ben, it doesn't even matter.
00:17:29You can do whatever it is that you want to do, okay?
00:17:32But I'm keeping this baby whether you like it or not.
00:17:36I mean, my mom was a single mom, and I turned out fine.
00:17:40I mean, I'm 21 and pregnant.
00:17:42Like, super broke.
00:17:43But I'm fine!
00:17:44I want to be a part of this baby's life.
00:17:45Look, I know you...
00:17:47Wait, you do?
00:17:50Yes.
00:17:51More than anything.
00:17:53My mom was alone.
00:17:54My dad was never around.
00:17:57I promised myself that if I ever had kids, I'd do anything for them.
00:18:02What about Sigma and all of your friends and...
00:18:06Skye?
00:18:07I don't care about that anymore.
00:18:09You know, someone wise recently inspired me to stop thinking about what everyone thinks
00:18:15and just live my life for myself.
00:18:18I know what it's like to go through life alone.
00:18:23I'm all in, girls.
00:18:25You let me.
00:18:38Grandma?
00:18:39I know your little secret.
00:18:44I know your little secret.
00:18:48You broke one of my rules, Kelsey Barrington.
00:18:52I don't know what you're talking about.
00:18:54I think you do.
00:18:56I want you in my office first thing tomorrow morning.
00:19:02Wow, she just hung up on me.
00:19:04Who was that?
00:19:06That was my grandma.
00:19:09The one who made the rules.
00:19:11The whole reason rules exist is because my mom got pregnant with me in college.
00:19:19And she had to drop out and raise me all by herself.
00:19:23Alone.
00:19:25My grandma didn't want that to happen to me, so...
00:19:28Now it has.
00:19:31But...
00:19:32You're not alone.
00:19:34I'm right here.
00:19:36You're not here for me, we're not together.
00:19:41Remember how you said how hard it is to go through life alone?
00:19:45Yeah.
00:19:47Ben Lawson.
00:19:50I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:19:55Well, like, my fake boyfriend.
00:20:00What?
00:20:01Okay, look, my grandma might know about the baby, but she doesn't know about you or us.
00:20:05And if she thinks that we are in a responsible and committed relationship,
00:20:09she just might let me stay in school, graduate, or, you know...
00:20:14Like, live.
00:20:16Okay, but a fake relationship?
00:20:19Okay, well, I wouldn't expect you to actually date me.
00:20:21You can still go off and sleep around, do whatever you want to do, okay?
00:20:29But, I mean, if Skye thought we were dating, then she might leave you alone.
00:20:33I mean, if that's what you want.
00:20:35Okay.
00:20:37Hear me out.
00:20:40Or we could, I don't know, actually date.
00:20:45You know, like, make this work for the baby.
00:20:50I don't want to be your pity girlfriend, Ben.
00:20:54Look, I don't want to be Skye or another one of your fangirls.
00:21:00I just want to survive senior year.
00:21:05So, what do you say?
00:21:10Okay, let's do this.
00:21:16But, shouldn't we get to know each other a little bit better?
00:21:19Just so people don't get suspicious.
00:21:22I like your thinking, Lawson.
00:21:28Welcome to Ben and Kelsey 101.
00:21:37Alright, time to hit the books.
00:21:49Okay, what is my dog's name?
00:21:52Sir Fluffington, no wait.
00:21:55Wrong, Sir Douglas McFluffington.
00:21:59Okay, what's the name of my cat?
00:22:02Easy, Hannah.
00:22:04Hannah.
00:22:05And what kind of crazy person has a human name other than Hannah?
00:22:10Okay, because Sir Douglas Fluffington the third is so much better.
00:22:16Okay, what do I want to be when I grow up?
00:22:19Another easy one.
00:22:21You want to be a fashion designer.
00:22:23I hate to break it to you, but you are a grown up.
00:22:26You're having a kid soon.
00:22:30What do you want to be when you grow up?
00:22:32I am also having a kid soon.
00:22:34It's kind of funny how that works.
00:22:36No, like, what do you want to be when you grow up?
00:22:41I don't know, actually.
00:22:43Wait, so you're a senior in college and you haven't thought about the future?
00:22:51Honestly, I didn't think I was going to make it this far.
00:22:56I was never really good at school and...
00:23:00Wait.
00:23:02A dad.
00:23:04I've always wanted to be a dad.
00:23:07Looks like my dreams are coming true.
00:23:12Okay, the most important question.
00:23:16Where did we meet?
00:23:18A frat party?
00:23:20No, not IRL. Like, our backstory. Our fake backstory.
00:23:24I was walking Sir Douglas McFluffington the sixth at the park.
00:23:28There's a sixth one?
00:23:29Fake backstory. Remember?
00:23:31Keep up, Kelsey.
00:23:32Sorry.
00:23:43Crap!
00:23:45What's wrong?
00:23:50What's wrong? Is it the baby?
00:23:51No, I'm late for my meeting with my grandma.
00:23:54No, Ben, that's really cute. You know, the modesty thing and everything.
00:23:57But, I mean, we've slept together and we're kind of having a baby.
00:24:00So, I mean, there's kind of no need.
00:24:03Yeah.
00:24:15What?
00:24:18Shit, I didn't bring a change of clothes.
00:24:20I didn't think I was going to spend the night.
00:24:22Yeah.
00:24:23Alright, well, I'm going to go home and change. I'll catch up with you later.
00:24:28You will?
00:24:29Yeah, what kind of fake boyfriend do you think I am?
00:24:31Or, you could come with me to my meeting with my grandma.
00:24:34I mean, that's what a real fake boyfriend would do.
00:24:38Okay, yeah.
00:24:40You should, um, put a shirt on.
00:24:46Right.
00:24:52Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:24:54Huh?
00:24:55You're meeting your grandma here?
00:24:58Yeah, yeah, she works here.
00:25:00Your grandmother is Dean Barrington?
00:25:03The head of the entire school?
00:25:05Uh, duh.
00:25:06You didn't think to tell me that? After we studied each other's entire lives last night?
00:25:10Ben, you know my last name. And I told you that my grandma works for Claremore.
00:25:14Yeah, that could literally mean anything.
00:25:16I can't believe you didn't put two and two together.
00:25:22Okay, I'm really late. Are you coming?
00:25:25Hmm.
00:25:27Hmm.
00:25:33I'm sure you know why I called you in today.
00:25:36Well, Grandma, I...
00:25:41Sorry, honey.
00:25:45And who in God's green earth is this?
00:25:48Well, Grandma, this is...
00:25:50I am Kelsey's boyfriend, Ben.
00:25:56I've heard so many nice things about you.
00:25:58So good to meet you.
00:25:59Have you?
00:26:00Of course.
00:26:02I know who you are, Mr. Lawson.
00:26:05Academic probation, suspension.
00:26:08Uh, yeah.
00:26:10That incident at the Sigma house with the hamster.
00:26:13Total misunderstanding.
00:26:15You might know, Dean Barrington, that my grades this last semester
00:26:18actually earned me the title of most improved on the academic exam.
00:26:22That may be.
00:26:24But the question still remains.
00:26:26Why is he here?
00:26:28Well, Grandma,
00:26:31whatever you have to tell me, you can say in front of Ben.
00:26:35Yeah.
00:26:36Very well.
00:26:38Kelsey, as you know,
00:26:40I must hold you to the highest academic and professional standards
00:26:44because you represent me.
00:26:48And thus,
00:26:49Claremore College.
00:26:51Lest you forget, I helped you get into Claremore.
00:26:56I know I'm strict with you.
00:26:59But according to this video,
00:27:01you've broken one of my cardinal rules.
00:27:09Uh, I can actually explain what's going on in that video for you.
00:27:14Ooh, that's cold!
00:27:17Ooh, that's cold!
00:27:19Hashtag justice for beer girl.
00:27:23Now who would waste a perfectly good beer like that?
00:27:27That's because of Liang Tong.
00:27:29If it were me, I'd be suing the girl who put beer on my designer dress.
00:27:32Even if it was last season.
00:27:35Rule number two.
00:27:37Stay out of trouble.
00:27:39Does this look like you're staying out of trouble?
00:27:42So, she doesn't know that I'm pregnant.
00:27:48Well, young lady.
00:27:50That's actually my ex-girlfriend in that video.
00:27:53And I told her to stay away from Kelsey, but she never listens.
00:27:57Everything you saw in that video is all my fault.
00:28:00That may be, but Kelsey knows better
00:28:03than to get involved with drama like this.
00:28:06If you don't clean up your act,
00:28:09I will not be able to let you take part
00:28:12in the senior fashion show.
00:28:15Grandma, the whole reason that I wanted to go to Claremore
00:28:18was for the fashion show.
00:28:20I mean, it could completely make or break my career.
00:28:22Marissa Leung from House of Leung is going to be there.
00:28:25And you know it's my dream to work for her.
00:28:27I cannot allow anything that would tarnish
00:28:30the reputation of this university.
00:28:33And mine.
00:28:35Rules are rules.
00:28:37Don't break them, and this won't be an issue.
00:28:46Thank you, Dean Barrington. It was so good to meet you.
00:28:49Actually, Mr. Larson,
00:28:52why don't you stay behind while I have a little chat?
00:28:56Kelsey, please close the door behind you.
00:29:08Oh, crap. What if he slips up and tells her about the baby?
00:29:14So let's cut to the chase, shall we, Mr. Larson?
00:29:18What are your intentions with my granddaughter?
00:29:20I'm not really sure what you mean.
00:29:22Well, I hope you're not dating her for her money.
00:29:24She doesn't have any.
00:29:26Her mother was disowned from the Barrington family fortune
00:29:29years ago.
00:29:32Kelsey is here on a financial aid
00:29:35provided by my office.
00:29:38Hence, the need for her to apply the rules.
00:29:41I can assure you I was completely unaware
00:29:44of any family fortune.
00:29:46My sources tell me that you can date
00:29:49and have nearly every girl
00:29:52in this school. So why my granddaughter?
00:29:55With all due respect, Dean Barrington,
00:29:58are you being serious?
00:30:01I haven't known Kelsey for a very long time.
00:30:04She's really new to me.
00:30:07I know my reputation still precedes me for being a guy
00:30:10who doesn't settle down, but
00:30:13I'm starting to believe I'm not the right guy for Kelsey.
00:30:16I'm sure you're not.
00:30:19But I would sure be damned
00:30:22if I didn't try to be.
00:30:25Kelsey, man, she's brilliant.
00:30:28I love the way her mind works,
00:30:31the way she dresses, her style.
00:30:34She just knows exactly what she wants for herself.
00:30:37There's not only one reason, Dean Barrington. It's everything.
00:30:40Very well.
00:30:43You're dismissed.
00:30:46I'll be watching you.
00:30:49I have eyes everywhere.
00:30:52Cool.
00:30:56That was incredible.
00:30:59I totally believed all of it.
00:31:02Believed what?
00:31:05The act, what you said, all those things you love about me.
00:31:08Yeah, right.
00:31:11As a reward for an award-winning performance, I have a surprise for you.
00:31:14Surprise?
00:31:17So this is the surprise?
00:31:20Is everything okay with the baby?
00:31:23I'm sorry to keep you two waiting.
00:31:26My last appointment ran over.
00:31:29Mr. and Mrs.
00:31:32No, we're not married. I'm Kelsey, and this is my boyfriend, Ben.
00:31:35Young love.
00:31:38Well, you two, are you ready to see your baby?
00:31:41Right now?
00:31:54Ben, are you crying?
00:31:57It's not unusual for fathers to become emotional.
00:32:00No, I know, it's just...
00:32:03That's really sweet.
00:32:08And that
00:32:11is your baby's heartbeat.
00:32:14Wow, no way.
00:32:17Would you like to know if you're having a little baby boy or a little baby girl?
00:32:20I think we wanted to be a surprise.
00:32:23Then we all set.
00:32:26We keep you posted on the results of your blood work.
00:32:29I'm sure you two are going to be great parents.
00:32:32It's rare to see two parents as in love as the two of you.
00:32:35Well, um,
00:32:38this is me.
00:32:41I'll call you for the next appointment.
00:32:44Should be in about a month.
00:32:47But there's no reason for us to hang out or anything unless something goes wrong.
00:32:50Okay,
00:32:53I'll see you later.
00:32:56Bye.
00:32:59Bye.
00:33:02Wait,
00:33:05we can't just not hang out
00:33:08if we're dating.
00:33:11Fake dating, Ben.
00:33:14Yeah, but it's got to look real.
00:33:17Grandma told me she has, like, eyes all over this place.
00:33:20I mean, I guess that's true.
00:33:23After all, you are my fake girlfriend,
00:33:26so I should at least be a good fake boyfriend
00:33:29What do you think?
00:33:32What kind of fake dates?
00:33:35I don't know, just, like, do the stuff
00:33:38in the movies that people don't really do in real life.
00:33:41Sure. I mean, what kind of fake girlfriend would I be if I said no?
00:33:44Huh.
00:33:59You are cordially invited
00:34:02to a bespoke dinner
00:34:05with a brother of the Sigma fraternity
00:34:08at 7 p.m., 4 p.m.
00:34:11for dinner.
00:34:14You are cordially invited
00:34:17to a bespoke dinner
00:34:20with a brother of the Sigma fraternity
00:34:23at 7 p.m., 4 p.m.
00:34:26You are cordially invited
00:34:29to a bespoke dinner
00:34:32with a brother of the Sigma fraternity
00:34:35at 7 p.m., formal and tire-encouraged.
00:34:38Ugh, I only have an hour to get ready?
00:34:41I don't even know if my dresses fit me anymore.
00:34:45Ah, our special guest for the evening.
00:34:48Welcome in, madame.
00:34:51Right this way.
00:35:14You did this all for me?
00:35:20You did this all for me?
00:35:23You're my girlfriend. I mean, my fake girlfriend.
00:35:26I know we've been saving for the baby,
00:35:29and I couldn't really afford to take you to a nice restaurant,
00:35:32so I thought I'd make one.
00:35:35That's, like, the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.
00:35:38Don't thank me yet, okay?
00:35:41Good evening, gentle man and gentle woman.
00:35:44May I interest you in tonight's special?
00:35:47It's also our only thing on our very limited menu.
00:35:50Two specials, please.
00:35:53Got you.
00:35:56Two of our finest instant ramens on the house.
00:35:59Bon appetit, lovebirds.
00:36:02Thank you, sir.
00:36:05Sorry, we're kind of on a budget right now.
00:36:08No, this is perfect.
00:36:11I love it.
00:36:22Ooh, let's dance.
00:36:25I don't know.
00:36:28Why not?
00:36:31Well, I wasn't exactly the most graceful before the pregnancy,
00:36:34and, you know, like, my feet are swollen,
00:36:37and, like, my mom, she can't...
00:36:40Well...
00:36:43You're perfect. Really.
00:36:46Now have this dance with me.
00:36:58What is it?
00:37:01Nothing, I just...
00:37:04Ow!
00:37:07You okay?
00:37:10What's wrong?
00:37:13Yeah, the baby just, like, kicked.
00:37:16Do you want to feel it?
00:37:19Yeah.
00:37:22Here.
00:37:25I don't feel anything.
00:37:28Oh, my God, wow!
00:37:32Kelsey, you're amazing.
00:37:35You're pretty great yourself.
00:37:38Wait, I, um...
00:37:41I thought this was supposed to be fake.
00:37:44It doesn't feel fake, does it?
00:37:47No, it doesn't.
00:38:02Wait, wait.
00:38:05What?
00:38:08Should we be doing this?
00:38:11Can't this hurt the baby?
00:38:14Aw, Ben, that's so sweet.
00:38:17But, no, it won't hurt the baby.
00:38:20Are you sure?
00:38:23Positive.
00:38:26Positive.
00:38:41Breakfast is served.
00:38:49Something wrong?
00:38:52No, I just...
00:38:56I thought you left again.
00:38:59What?
00:39:01No, first of all, I wouldn't do that.
00:39:04Second of all, this is my room.
00:39:07I don't have many other places to go.
00:39:10Yeah, I know, I just...
00:39:15I panicked.
00:39:18I'm not going anywhere.
00:39:21I got some of these eggs from you.
00:39:27So, um, should we, like,
00:39:30talk about what I said?
00:39:35What about it?
00:39:38Kelsey, this is Dr. Gordon.
00:39:41Hi, is everything okay?
00:39:44It's more than okay.
00:39:47I just wanted to let you know that your blood work came back
00:39:50Well, Kelsey, you're having twins.
00:39:56You're having twins.
00:39:59Two babies.
00:40:02Kelsey, are you there?
00:40:05Hello? Yeah, sorry.
00:40:08Kelsey's a bit shook up right now.
00:40:11Are you sure?
00:40:14Positive. It's very common, actually.
00:40:17But there's two of them in there.
00:40:20No doubt about it.
00:40:23Thanks.
00:40:26Okay, don't panic.
00:40:29Nothing's changed, just...
00:40:32Double? Double of everything?
00:40:35I'm going to be huge!
00:40:38Oh my god, how am I going to hide this from my grandma?
00:40:41She's going to find out eventually.
00:40:45I can't believe this.
00:40:48I mean, I'm 21, I can't have two babies?
00:40:51And alone?
00:40:54You're not alone.
00:40:57I'm here.
00:41:00I mean, single, Ben, unmarried.
00:41:03We're not married yet, but...
00:41:06But what?
00:41:09I can't really put it into words.
00:41:13Okay, remember how you told me
00:41:16you were so afraid of breaking your grandma's rules?
00:41:19Well, I used to be afraid of breaking the rules too.
00:41:22I was so afraid of what people would think of me
00:41:25if I wasn't this crazy fun party guy
00:41:28that everyone expected me to be.
00:41:31But then I met you.
00:41:37You just had this energy about you
00:41:41that I was so drawn to from the moment you crashed into me.
00:41:44Then I heard you thought I was just a one-night stand.
00:41:47That's because you left.
00:41:50I left because I thought that's what you wanted.
00:41:53I was sending you messages, but you never reached back out.
00:41:56You were just so mad at me.
00:41:59Ben, you matched with my best friend on some app.
00:42:02What girl wouldn't be mad?
00:42:05No, I didn't.
00:42:08God, that was Hunter messing around on my phone.
00:42:11I swear I deleted everything as soon as he did that.
00:42:14I figured if I couldn't have you,
00:42:17I would just cruise through senior year doing the same shit I've been doing.
00:42:20But I don't really want that anymore.
00:42:26I want you.
00:42:29Okay, what do we do now then?
00:42:32I would like to ask you to be my girlfriend.
00:42:35My real girlfriend.
00:42:40Yeah, it's called a toga.
00:42:43It's super breathable for, like, you know, down there.
00:42:46I love this song.
00:42:49You want to dance?
00:42:52No, I'm okay.
00:42:55Come on.
00:42:58No, I'm serious. I'm, like, waiting for someone.
00:43:01Well, I'm here, and he's not.
00:43:04Come on.
00:43:07Hey, let go of her.
00:43:10Why should I? Because she said so.
00:43:13And this.
00:43:18And this.
00:43:24What the fuck?
00:43:27Whatever, man.
00:43:30You okay?
00:43:33I didn't know you could do that.
00:43:36There's a lot of things you didn't know I could do, Kelly Barrington.
00:43:47All right, listen up, you bunch of degenerates.
00:43:50You all come to my house every week and party,
00:43:53drink my booze, throw up in my toilets.
00:43:56Just indulge me for one moment, please.
00:43:59Thanks, dude.
00:44:02It's called a...
00:44:09All right, I'd like to dedicate this song
00:44:12to my girlfriend, Kelly Barrington.
00:44:25Butterflies rolling on the meadow
00:44:28Butterflies rolling on the meadow
00:44:31And a little bit of sad
00:44:34And a little bit of sad
00:44:49Can we get some real music back in here?
00:44:52Ooooooooooooooooh.
00:44:55Wait, you're not even supposed to be here. Ben banned you.
00:44:59He didn't mean it, right Ben?
00:45:01Yeah, I meant it.
00:45:03Hey!
00:45:17Oh my god! I'm so sorry Dean Barrington.
00:45:21It's alright Mary. Just try not to walk and text at the same time, alright?
00:45:26Copy that. I was actually talking to Kelsey. Congratulations.
00:45:31For what exactly?
00:45:33You're gonna be a great grandma, duh!
00:45:35To twins.
00:45:37Not that you look like a great grandma or anything.
00:45:41Definitely a Gigi Mills.
00:45:43A great grandma I'd like to, you know.
00:45:45Right. And uh, Kelsey told you this good news?
00:45:49Well yeah. She's not gonna tell her family without telling me.
00:45:53Indeed. Will you please excuse me?
00:45:57Bye Gigi Ma.
00:45:59Twins?
00:46:01That's definitely against the rules.
00:46:09Okay, you ready?
00:46:11Almost.
00:46:13I'm trying to zip up my pants.
00:46:15I think I'm starting to get a dad bod.
00:46:18Oh hurry up, my grandma doesn't like it when I'm late.
00:46:20Well, she wouldn't really like it that I'm pregnant, but
00:46:22tonight is not the night that she's finding out about that.
00:46:24Hopefully.
00:46:28Okay stud, go off.
00:46:30Why thank you.
00:46:32Tonight I'm wearing a Barrington original jacket.
00:46:34House of long pants.
00:46:36With fruita blue underwear.
00:46:42Okay, this is like a really big deal, okay?
00:46:44My grandmother never lets anyone come over for Christmas dinner
00:46:46except my mom and I
00:46:48and that wasn't even until I was like
00:46:5015.
00:46:56Well, I'm so honored.
00:46:58Um, I have to run back to the house.
00:47:00I'm gonna have to meet you there.
00:47:02Don't go standing under any mistletoe without me.
00:47:08That was weird.
00:47:14Okay.
00:47:20You got this Ben.
00:47:22All you gotta do is ask.
00:47:24The rest is up to her.
00:47:26The worst she can say is no, right?
00:47:33There you are.
00:47:35I've been looking all over for you.
00:47:37Sky, I don't have time for this.
00:47:39I'm on my way to see Kelsey right now.
00:47:41I won't keep you, but
00:47:43just thought you should know
00:47:49You've got more than one baby, mama.
00:47:51That's not even possible.
00:47:53Do the math, dummy.
00:47:55We last rubbed elbows
00:47:57right before you met Kelsey.
00:47:59I'm about as far along as she is.
00:48:01You're not even showing.
00:48:03Because I'm genetically gifted.
00:48:05Our baby is going to be so hot.
00:48:07Much hotter than Kelsey's.
00:48:09No.
00:48:11Stupid tricks.
00:48:13Believe what you want, Papa.
00:48:15But this baby is yours.
00:48:17So, what are you gonna do about it?
00:48:23I'm so glad
00:48:25that you were able to join us
00:48:27Sandra darling.
00:48:29Mom, I wouldn't miss Christmas
00:48:31for anything in the world. You know that.
00:48:33But also, where's this new
00:48:35photo of yours, Kelsey?
00:48:37Yes, Kelsey. Is he even gonna show?
00:48:41Hi.
00:48:43I'm so sorry I'm late.
00:48:45So kind of you to join us,
00:48:47Benjamin.
00:48:49I'm sorry.
00:48:51Oh my goodness.
00:48:53I'm so sorry.
00:48:55You must be Kelsey's mother.
00:48:57It's so nice to meet you.
00:48:59Wow. Feels like a lot of luck.
00:49:01Thank you, but flattery will get you
00:49:03nowhere with me.
00:49:05Just kidding.
00:49:07Just kidding.
00:49:09Actually, flattery will get you
00:49:11very far with me. Especially from
00:49:13such a good-looking young man as yourself.
00:49:15Mom.
00:49:17Right.
00:49:19Best behavior.
00:49:23So,
00:49:25what happened?
00:49:27And don't lie to me.
00:49:29See you later.
00:49:39Sorry, I came from a
00:49:41quick study session.
00:49:43Is it okay if I use the restroom?
00:49:45Of course.
00:49:55A ring?
00:49:57So, Kelsey,
00:49:59I happened to run into
00:50:01your little friend.
00:50:03Rather, she ran into me.
00:50:05Mary?
00:50:08Yeah.
00:50:10Haven't really seen her in a long time, you know.
00:50:12Exams.
00:50:14That explains why she was so
00:50:16eager to chat with me.
00:50:18Such a talkative girl.
00:50:20Sorry, guys.
00:50:22What'd I miss?
00:50:24I was just telling Kelsey
00:50:26how I had run into her friend
00:50:28Mary the other day.
00:50:30And she is
00:50:32such a talkative girl,
00:50:34but she had some
00:50:36very strange news.
00:50:38Yeah, did she get her MCAT
00:50:40results back?
00:50:42I could never be a doctor.
00:50:44Well, you should
00:50:46get over your squeamishness
00:50:48before you become
00:50:50a father, Mr. Lawson.
00:50:55Mom, come on.
00:50:57Don't pressure them into starting a family yet.
00:50:59They're not even married, much less engaged.
00:51:01Take it from me, kids.
00:51:03Do not get pregnant until you're truly
00:51:05ready. Sage advice.
00:51:07A shame
00:51:09that they didn't follow
00:51:11it, or my rules.
00:51:13What are you talking about, Mom?
00:51:15Kelsey, what is
00:51:17she talking about?
00:51:19Mom, I'm
00:51:21really sorry.
00:51:23We didn't plan it, obviously.
00:51:25It was an accident.
00:51:31A happy accident
00:51:33wasn't any happier.
00:51:35Not only is she pregnant,
00:51:37but, Kelsey, why don't you
00:51:39tell your mother how many babies
00:51:41you are expecting?
00:51:43Two.
00:51:45What? Two babies.
00:51:47Twins. Two blessings.
00:51:49You're not even taking this seriously at all,
00:51:51are you, young man? Mom.
00:51:53No, I'm serious, Kels. You know how
00:51:55hard it was on me, being pregnant
00:51:57so young. To raise me? Geez.
00:51:59Wow. I'm sorry I didn't realize I was such
00:52:01a burden. I am taking this
00:52:03seriously, Ms. Barrington.
00:52:05Then prove it. Prove it to my daughter
00:52:07because God knows her father
00:52:09sure as hell didn't take it seriously.
00:52:11I'm sorry. How do you want me to
00:52:13prove that to you?
00:52:15I will offer you
00:52:17$100,000
00:52:19if you get up right now.
00:52:25Excuse me?
00:52:27I will offer you $100,000
00:52:29to get up,
00:52:31leave, and never
00:52:33talk to my granddaughter again.
00:52:35How does that solve anything?
00:52:37I grew up without a dad
00:52:39and now you want my kids to grow up without one?
00:52:41No father is better
00:52:43than one that's going to leave later.
00:52:45Your mother and I did just fine
00:52:47with no husbands.
00:52:49Yeah, right. Fine.
00:52:51Wait, you have a problem with how I raised you?
00:52:55Maybe I do, okay?
00:52:57Maybe it would have been nice
00:52:59to have a father or just any
00:53:01family at all.
00:53:03Grandma couldn't even look at me until
00:53:05she realized that I was smart enough to get into Claremore.
00:53:07Enough!
00:53:09Let Ben answer.
00:53:11Are you going to
00:53:13get up and leave for the money?
00:53:15No.
00:53:17That's it?
00:53:19I said no.
00:53:21What else do you want?
00:53:23I don't know.
00:53:27Defend me.
00:53:29Defend yourself.
00:53:33I don't have anything else to say.
00:53:39Are you sure
00:53:41you're going to keep them?
00:53:43Yeah, of course, Mom.
00:53:45Sorry to disappoint you.
00:53:47I'm not mad or disappointed, Kels.
00:53:49I just want it better for you.
00:53:51You know, a fairytale ending, not some guy.
00:53:53Ben is not some guy.
00:53:55He's just...
00:53:57He's got a lot on his mind right now, okay?
00:53:59So...
00:54:01Well, if you'll excuse me,
00:54:03I'm going to go find him and we're going to leave.
00:54:11So you'll give me the money?
00:54:17So you'll give me the money?
00:54:19I'll take the $100,000, but
00:54:21you have to agree to my terms, okay?
00:54:25Okay.
00:54:31Kels is going to stay in school.
00:54:33She gets to participate in the fashion show
00:54:35and she's going to graduate.
00:54:37You
00:54:39are going to stay out of her way.
00:54:41She's going to live her life
00:54:43by her own rules
00:54:45exactly the way she wants it.
00:54:47Who do I make the check out to?
00:54:55I'm so sorry
00:54:57for everything that happened.
00:54:59It's my fault.
00:55:01No, don't say that.
00:55:03It was going to come out eventually.
00:55:05What an absolute piece of shit.
00:55:07I wish I could kick his ass.
00:55:09Yeah, me too.
00:55:11But my mom was right.
00:55:13I'd rather have my kids
00:55:15not have a father than one that would just
00:55:17take the money and run.
00:55:21Save it, Hunter. I'm just here to get the rest of my stuff.
00:55:23Okay,
00:55:25but Ben left this for you.
00:55:27What is it?
00:55:31I'm not sure to be honest.
00:55:39What's it say?
00:55:41Nothing.
00:55:43I just want some time alone
00:55:45so I'll
00:55:47catch you later.
00:55:49Ugh.
00:55:51I didn't know your best friend was such an asshole.
00:55:53Word.
00:55:55Well, since she asked for some space.
00:55:57You want to go make out?
00:56:05I was never faking it.
00:56:07I'm sorry.
00:56:09Kelsey!
00:56:19Kelsey!
00:56:21There you are.
00:56:23Guess Ben played both of us, huh?
00:56:27Ben never played you.
00:56:29He was being honest.
00:56:31He just didn't want to be with you, Skye.
00:56:33So you're defending him?
00:56:35Even after he left?
00:56:37I heard he took all of his shit
00:56:39overnight. Didn't even say goodbye to Hunter.
00:56:43Look, he has his reasons.
00:56:45I think.
00:56:47Yeah.
00:56:49I'll show you the reason.
00:56:55Ben is just another deadbeat
00:56:57daddy, knocking girls up
00:56:59and leaving them with the mess he made.
00:57:01This isn't real.
00:57:03It's very real, Kelsey.
00:57:05Face it.
00:57:07You're not special.
00:57:09You know what? Just stop.
00:57:11You're just another notch
00:57:13on his bedpost.
00:57:15Just like me.
00:57:31Hey!
00:57:33Okay, I cannot wait to show you
00:57:35everything I got for you.
00:57:37Look at this! Look how cute this is!
00:57:39This little changing table.
00:57:41That's the crib.
00:57:43That's where you're going to put all the little dirty diapers.
00:57:45And then look at all the little stuffed toys.
00:57:47We've got the little clothes here.
00:57:49I cannot wait for you and the babies
00:57:51to move in after graduation, baby girl.
00:57:53I know I've been hard on you, Kelsey.
00:57:55But I want you to know I am here.
00:57:57I'm here for you.
00:57:59I'm here for you, Kelsey.
00:58:01But I want you to know I am so proud
00:58:03of all your hard work.
00:58:30Wow, Skye.
00:58:32You look so good for being, you know...
00:58:34For what?
00:58:36For being, like, six months pregnant.
00:58:38Oh, I'm not pregnant.
00:58:44That was just a lie I told Ben
00:58:46to stop whatever was going on
00:58:48with that loser, Kelsey.
00:58:50Isn't that kind of...
00:58:52Fucked up?
00:58:54Whatever.
00:59:00Ugh.
00:59:02I can't believe that absolute bitch.
00:59:04What are we going to do?
00:59:06What do you mean?
00:59:08We have to get Ben and Kelsey back together.
00:59:10Duh.
00:59:12Oh, Ben.
00:59:14I missed that guy.
00:59:16Talked to him since he left?
00:59:18Uh, no.
00:59:20Ugh.
00:59:22Boys are so dumb.
00:59:24Okay, here's the plan.
00:59:26Have you ever seen The Pear Trap?
00:59:28Yeah.
00:59:30Yeah, but she's not actually a twin.
00:59:32Never mind.
00:59:34The point is
00:59:36we have to get them in the same room
00:59:38without them knowing.
00:59:40Oh, okay.
00:59:42I still don't understand.
00:59:46Call Ben. Now.
00:59:48Okay, where are you going?
00:59:50I have a party to plan.
00:59:55I'm so excited that we're grabbing brunch.
00:59:57It's like old times.
00:59:59Minus the mimosas.
01:00:01I mean, I'm going to have a mimosa,
01:00:03but you should not.
01:00:05I know. I'm really excited
01:00:07that we're hanging out too.
01:00:09Although, I was thinking I should really get back to work.
01:00:11Girl, you need to relax
01:00:13and let loose a little bit.
01:00:15You're going to be a mommy soon.
01:00:19Speaking of which...
01:00:21Surprise!
01:00:33What, a baby shower?
01:00:35You did this all for me?
01:00:37Well, I had some help.
01:00:39My baby's having babies!
01:00:43Mom, you didn't have to do that.
01:00:45Oh, sweetie, of course I did.
01:00:47I'm so sorry about how I reacted.
01:00:49When you first told me you were pregnant.
01:00:51I am so, so happy for you.
01:00:53Okay, come on.
01:00:55Let's get this fun started.
01:01:01Ow!
01:01:03Stupid diamond.
01:01:05Ugh.
01:01:17Don't mind if I do.
01:01:29Dude, this place has got the tastiest waffles.
01:01:31Trust me, bro.
01:01:33It's really good to see you, man,
01:01:35but I'm probably just going to get back to work.
01:01:37You've got to loosen up, man.
01:01:39Let's get some mimosas in you.
01:01:41I'm not really drinking anymore.
01:01:43Who are you,
01:01:45and what have you done with my bed?
01:01:47So,
01:01:49this one is from your grandmother.
01:01:53She got me something.
01:01:55The woman who paid my boyfriend
01:01:57to leave my pregnant ass.
01:01:59Don't complain.
01:02:01She didn't get me a damn thing.
01:02:07All of that wealth,
01:02:09and she got me a weird old blanket.
01:02:11And just one.
01:02:13She does know I'm having twins, right?
01:02:15I told you,
01:02:17she's not really good at gift-giving.
01:02:19Take it back.
01:02:21Okay, so there's just one more present.
01:02:31Ben?
01:02:33What are you doing here?
01:02:35I don't know.
01:02:37Hunter?
01:02:39Well, I brought you here because
01:02:41Sky's lying.
01:02:43She was never pregnant.
01:02:45She just made that up to break you guys up.
01:02:47It doesn't matter.
01:02:49You still left.
01:02:51I left because I was ashamed.
01:02:53I failed you.
01:02:55I failed us.
01:02:57I failed our kids.
01:02:59I figured the $100,000
01:03:01would do more for you than I ever could.
01:03:03You thought I wanted the money more than you?
01:03:05No, I didn't think you wanted the money.
01:03:07I just thought you wanted the security.
01:03:09I leveraged the check from your grandma
01:03:11in exchange for you to finish school
01:03:13and participate in the fashion show.
01:03:15That was the deal.
01:03:17So you're saying you left for me?
01:03:19Yeah. I had to leave for you.
01:03:21Or else Sky would have just been
01:03:23waving her baby around in your face.
01:03:25Fake baby.
01:03:27But if it was real,
01:03:29I would have sent money.
01:03:31I would have loved it too.
01:03:33Loved it enough to stay away.
01:03:35Not ruin his life like I ruined yours.
01:03:37You didn't ruin my life.
01:03:39You leaving without a trace.
01:03:41No phone call or anything.
01:03:43That ruined my life.
01:03:47I'm sorry.
01:03:49I didn't mean to hurt you.
01:03:51Well, you did.
01:03:53I love you, Kelsey.
01:03:55I did then,
01:03:57and I do right now.
01:04:01I never stopped loving you.
01:04:03I just stopped loving myself.
01:04:05I promise you
01:04:07I will never leave your side ever again.
01:04:11Please take me back.
01:04:15Please, Kelsey.
01:04:23I'm sorry, Ben.
01:04:31I am.
01:04:33I understand everything that you're going through
01:04:35and why you did what you did.
01:04:37Sky was terrible
01:04:39for lying to you like that.
01:04:43But I can't.
01:04:45I can't do this again.
01:04:49And I have to do what's best
01:04:51for me and the babies.
01:04:55And that means not being with you.
01:04:59I mean,
01:05:01we can be
01:05:03co-parents and friends,
01:05:05but we can't be together.
01:05:09I hope you understand.
01:05:15I do.
01:05:17Time for plan B.
01:05:21So, where are we going?
01:05:23It's spring break,
01:05:25and you're about to pop.
01:05:27You need to unwind.
01:05:29Okay, well, the last time you told me to let loose
01:05:31resulted in this, so...
01:05:33Well, you can't get any more pregnant
01:05:35than you already are.
01:05:37I think.
01:05:39Aren't you going to med school? Shouldn't you, like, know this?
01:05:41I miss that day.
01:05:51Nothing like being in the woods
01:05:53with your best bros.
01:05:55Yeah, man.
01:05:57It's nice to get away from it all.
01:06:05What was that?
01:06:09Dude,
01:06:11you said it was going to be bros weekend.
01:06:13Bros
01:06:15and hoes.
01:06:17Kelsey is not my hoe.
01:06:19Girlfriend, man.
01:06:21She's a lovely woman, dude. She's carrying my kids.
01:06:23Why is she here?
01:06:33No.
01:06:35I'm not spending a week in the woods with Ben.
01:06:41I'm pregnant, hormonal,
01:06:43and still a little mad at Ben.
01:06:45No way I can spend an entire week with him.
01:06:47Okay, well then,
01:06:49what are you going to do about it, mama?
01:06:51You're already here, in the woods,
01:06:53a thousand miles from campus,
01:06:55we're like 20 miles away tops.
01:06:57Okay, well,
01:06:59I'm not driving you back.
01:07:01So, you're stuck here, Barrington,
01:07:03with me and Ben.
01:07:11I think the plan's going great.
01:07:13I am?
01:07:15What plan?
01:07:21Guys,
01:07:23are you trying to get us back together?
01:07:25No!
01:07:27Not at all.
01:07:39Morning.
01:07:43Morning.
01:07:49My whole body hurts.
01:07:51Here's a tip.
01:07:53Never get pregnant.
01:07:55Okay.
01:07:57Where are we going?
01:07:59Hunter and Mary went on a hike.
01:08:01You didn't want to go?
01:08:03I wanted to be here with you.
01:08:05Ben.
01:08:07Look, I know your idea of relaxing vacation
01:08:09isn't hanging out with me here for a week,
01:08:11but I don't blame you
01:08:13after what I did to you, you know?
01:08:15I don't hate you, Ben.
01:08:17And especially
01:08:19when you make me do it.
01:08:21Well, if you want me to
01:08:23fuck off and leave you alone,
01:08:25just let me know.
01:08:27But if you want company
01:08:29while Hunter and Mary do
01:08:31whatever it is they do,
01:08:33I can show you around.
01:08:35I grew up in these woods, practically.
01:08:37I plan on
01:08:39taking our kids here one day.
01:08:41How do you do that?
01:08:43Do what?
01:08:45Make it impossible
01:08:47for me to be mad at you forever?
01:09:09Wow.
01:09:11I'm surprised the tub didn't overflow.
01:09:13Excuse me?
01:09:15I said, I didn't know cows could swim.
01:09:17Moo.
01:09:29She's pregnant, asshole.
01:09:31Do you want to say that again to the mother of my children?
01:09:33Jesus, Ben. Chill.
01:09:35You used to be cool, man.
01:09:37You were a legend.
01:09:39What's wrong with you?
01:09:43You okay?
01:09:45You know, I should tell you that violence
01:09:47is never the answer, but
01:09:49it's kind of cute you going
01:09:51macho over our family.
01:09:53Family, huh?
01:09:55Mm-hmm.
01:10:07Okay.
01:10:31Kells.
01:10:33I know I fucked up.
01:10:37Everything I've done was for you.
01:10:39I just didn't go about it the right way.
01:10:41If you give me another chance,
01:10:45I promise I'll spend the rest of my life
01:10:47making it up to you.
01:10:51Oh, really?
01:10:59I swear, I'll have Hunter and Mary
01:11:01as my witnesses.
01:11:03You know, they make a really cute couple.
01:11:05So do we.
01:11:09So,
01:11:11how are you planning on making this up to me?
01:11:13Well,
01:11:15I'll start by doing this.
01:11:19Oh, my God, you're gonna drop me.
01:11:21I know.
01:11:32I like your work ethic,
01:11:34Miss Miller.
01:11:36Working late during spring break?
01:11:38Thanks, Prof.
01:11:40Inspiration just suddenly hit me.
01:11:42Well,
01:11:44keep it up.
01:11:46And I'm sure you'll receive a lot of offers
01:11:48at the showcase next week.
01:11:50Maybe even more than our star, Miss Barrington.
01:11:52Oh, I'm counting on it.
01:11:57I'll show that bitch.
01:11:59There is no way
01:12:01she can design a new collection
01:12:03in time for the showcase.
01:12:09I'll be staying with my mom
01:12:11until I can find an apartment.
01:12:13And, you know, suppose I can have my old spot back in the house?
01:12:15You better have some with Chad
01:12:17so he can second your life, bro.
01:12:19I mean, you could, like,
01:12:21stay with me if you wanted to.
01:12:23Fair warning, I roll over, like,
01:12:25700 times in the middle of the night.
01:12:27And I wake up with, like, really weird food cravings.
01:12:29Do you?
01:12:31And the baby kicks, like, hard.
01:12:33Sounds perfect to me.
01:12:41Come to our end-of-the-year fashion showcase.
01:12:43What's wrong?
01:12:45Sky.
01:12:49She stole my design.
01:12:57What's wrong?
01:12:59All of my work, all of my designs, they're gone.
01:13:01Oh, my God. We gotta tell someone.
01:13:07Oh, my God.
01:13:09That's Marissa Lyon.
01:13:11This is just some of the work
01:13:13you'll see at the showcase.
01:13:17This collection is from
01:13:19one of our most improved students,
01:13:21Sky Miller.
01:13:23And here's one of our most accomplished students,
01:13:25Kelsey Barrington.
01:13:27Despite her condition,
01:13:29Kelsey has managed
01:13:31to perform really well.
01:13:33Kelsey, do you have anything
01:13:35you want to show our guest
01:13:37before the big show?
01:13:39Um...
01:13:41Actually, it's gonna be a surprise.
01:13:43Kelsey really wanted to shock the audience.
01:13:45It'll be worth it.
01:13:47Trust me.
01:13:49I really hope so, Ms. Barrington.
01:13:51I'm looking forward to seeing your work.
01:13:59What was that?
01:14:01Me saving your ass until we find a way
01:14:03to get your designs back.
01:14:05Sky can't get away with this, Kelsey.
01:14:07She already has.
01:14:09They all think that those are her designs.
01:14:15I mean, she's altered my designs
01:14:17and my dresses.
01:14:19Even if I could get them back,
01:14:21I...
01:14:23Look, we can always go to the dean.
01:14:25No,
01:14:27absolutely not.
01:14:31It's over.
01:14:33Hey, that is not
01:14:35the Kelsey I know.
01:14:37The Kelsey I do know,
01:14:39she fights for herself.
01:14:41She pushes for what she wants.
01:14:47I mean,
01:14:49there's, like,
01:14:51this one idea I have.
01:14:59But I would need, like, a lot of help
01:15:01to make it happen, and there's only
01:15:0348 hours until the showcase.
01:15:07I just couldn't ask that of you guys.
01:15:11No offense, but you don't know how to sew.
01:15:13Kelsey,
01:15:15yes, I can.
01:15:17I'm here to do whatever you want.
01:15:19Same.
01:15:21If I want to be a doctor,
01:15:23I have to learn how to sew anyway.
01:15:25Ditto. Whatever she said.
01:15:29You guys would, like,
01:15:31actually help me?
01:15:33Duh.
01:15:35Guys,
01:15:37let's get to work.
01:15:47Put your fabric down.
01:15:49Put this down, and then you'll
01:15:51thread this, so go ahead and do that.
01:15:55Kelsey, there you go.
01:16:01Yeah, if we could have them at 7, that would be great.
01:16:03Perfect.
01:16:05Thank you so much.
01:16:11We did it, guys.
01:16:13I have my very own maternity collection.
01:16:15That's amazing, Kelsey.
01:16:17You crushed it.
01:16:19Seriously, I couldn't have done it without you guys.
01:16:21I never knew
01:16:23Hunter was so good at sewing.
01:16:25Yeah, no biggie. I used to help my mom all the time.
01:16:27Maybe I should have gone into fashion design instead of pre-law.
01:16:31I'm sorry, you're going into law?
01:16:33Yeah, Harvard.
01:16:35Why? What did you guys think I was studying?
01:16:37Honestly, I really had no idea.
01:16:39No idea.
01:16:41Well, what are we waiting for?
01:16:43We're waiting.
01:17:07This was Skye Miller
01:17:09with Sky High Designs.
01:17:11More like Sky Wise Designs.
01:17:23I'm here to defend my client,
01:17:25Kelsey Elizabeth Barrington,
01:17:27from copyright infringement.
01:17:29For one, Ms. Skye Miller.
01:17:35This picture,
01:17:37conclusively dated from August of last year,
01:17:39shows my client wearing a dress of her design
01:17:41months before Skye
01:17:43even started working on her collection.
01:17:45Ms. Miller, is this true?
01:17:47No.
01:17:49Yes, I don't know.
01:17:51Please, don't fail me.
01:17:55This is so gonna go viral.
01:18:03Now that that's done,
01:18:05I'd like to invite my client to
01:18:07showcase her collection
01:18:09that she designed in the aftermath of the plagiarism
01:18:11by Ms. Skye.
01:18:13Also, I love my girlfriend.
01:18:15Bye.
01:18:21Alright, um, sorry about that
01:18:23mix up.
01:18:25Next we have
01:18:27Kelsey Barrington with
01:18:29actually, I don't know
01:18:31what Kelsey is going to show us tonight.
01:18:33Kelsey?
01:18:35Okay, Kelsey, you got this.
01:18:37You may be almost nine months pregnant,
01:18:39but...
01:18:47Hey, hey, hey.
01:18:49What's wrong?
01:18:53I think I just had a contraction.
01:18:57A contraction?
01:18:59We need to go to the hospital.
01:19:01I know, I know.
01:19:03Okay, it's just false alarm.
01:19:05You're fine?
01:19:07Mm-hmm.
01:19:09Are you sure you can do this right now?
01:19:11Yeah, I can.
01:19:25First off, I wanted to thank
01:19:27all of my friends for being so
01:19:29supportive for when
01:19:31my designs were stolen.
01:19:33I really couldn't have done this without them.
01:19:35But, losing my collection
01:19:37made me realize something.
01:19:39Shouldn't maternity wear
01:19:41look good too?
01:19:43Because, I mean, I wouldn't have been able to fit
01:19:45into a single one of those dresses that
01:19:47Skye showed you because, well,
01:19:49I'm kind of pregnant.
01:19:51So,
01:19:53my collection is
01:19:55dedicated to making sure
01:19:57that pregnant women feel their
01:19:59absolute best.
01:20:01Because, well,
01:20:03nobody should feel grumpy when they're
01:20:05going through the absolute
01:20:07most beautiful and wonderful phase
01:20:09of their life.
01:20:11Motherhood
01:20:13is not something to be ashamed
01:20:15of or hide from.
01:20:17It's something to celebrate.
01:20:21So, please give it up
01:20:23for my models.
01:20:33I take it back. Pregnant chicks are hot.
01:20:35And that is my presentation. Thank you.
01:20:49What's going on?
01:20:51I think I...
01:20:53I think my water just broke.
01:20:58Excuse me. I'm so sorry.
01:21:00I'm looking for my daughter, Kelsey Barrington.
01:21:02Is she okay?
01:21:04Fastest delivery
01:21:06ever. A perfectly
01:21:08healthy pair of twins.
01:21:10One boy, one girl.
01:21:12What about Kelsey?
01:21:17Couldn't be better.
01:21:19I've never seen such a
01:21:21supportive partner either.
01:21:23Ben was with her
01:21:25every step of the way.
01:21:37Grandma?
01:21:43You're precious.
01:21:47I'll go get these two changed.
01:21:56I saw your show
01:21:58last night.
01:22:00Very impressive.
01:22:02And I can assure you
01:22:04that Sky will be dealt with.
01:22:08You actually came?
01:22:10Well,
01:22:12how could I miss my granddaughter's
01:22:14big moment?
01:22:16I just
01:22:18thought because I broke the rules
01:22:20that...
01:22:22Fuck the rules.
01:22:24Pardon my language.
01:22:26How
01:22:28all those
01:22:30rules did was
01:22:32stop me from having
01:22:34a real relationship with my family.
01:22:36And
01:22:40that's what I want the most.
01:22:42So
01:22:44you're not ashamed of me?
01:22:46Because I was pregnant?
01:22:48Ashamed? No.
01:22:50A wise woman once
01:22:52told me
01:22:54to stop caring
01:22:56about what people think.
01:22:58I used to love
01:23:00knitting.
01:23:02I wasn't very good.
01:23:04And when your mother got pregnant
01:23:06I made
01:23:08a little something for the baby.
01:23:12But I never gave it to her.
01:23:16My vanity got in the way.
01:23:18The blanket?
01:23:20That's
01:23:22why you
01:23:24gave it to me.
01:23:26After all these years I wanted you
01:23:28to have it.
01:23:30It's not very vanity or very
01:23:32good but
01:23:34it's a symbol
01:23:36of how much you mean to me
01:23:38and how much your babies
01:23:40mean to me.
01:23:42And
01:23:44I made
01:23:46another one for the boy.
01:23:48That's sweet.
01:23:52I love them, Grandma.
01:23:54Oh, thank you.
01:24:04Kels? You have another visitor.
01:24:12Hello, Kelson.
01:24:18I mean,
01:24:20Marcel Young, you...
01:24:22You're my hero.
01:24:24And you're mine
01:24:26after last night.
01:24:28The way you and your friends stood up to that
01:24:30girl and
01:24:32your collection.
01:24:34It really spoke to me.
01:24:36I'm a working mom too
01:24:38and I never thought to design something
01:24:40pregnant women could wear
01:24:42and feel proud of.
01:24:44So, when your grandma
01:24:46told me that you delivered right after
01:24:48the show,
01:24:50I had to come and pay the young
01:24:52mama a visit
01:24:54and give you this.
01:24:58I want you to take the next few months
01:25:00some much deserved rest
01:25:02at home with your babies
01:25:04and then I want you to call
01:25:06and work for me.
01:25:10Wait, you really mean it?
01:25:11Absolutely.
01:25:12I want you to design our maternity line
01:25:14for the house of Liam.
01:25:16If you're interested.
01:25:20She's interested.
01:25:22Great. I look forward to hearing
01:25:24from you, Kelsey.
01:25:34Hey, dude and gal.
01:25:36Looks like mommy's gonna be a big fashion designer
01:25:38just like I always knew.
01:25:40But there's one thing she needs to do first.
01:25:44Congratulations, Isabella.
01:25:50The next name
01:25:52that I'm going to read makes me very proud.
01:25:56Kelsey Elizabeth
01:25:58Barrington.
01:26:06Congratulations.
01:26:10There you go.
01:26:14Dude,
01:26:16I found it.
01:26:18It was in your old bedroom.
01:26:20Oh my god.
01:26:22Dude, I owe you. Thank you.
01:26:32I'm so proud of you.
01:26:36Benjamin Lawrence
01:26:38Lawson.
01:26:40Come to the stage.
01:26:42But
01:26:44I didn't finish my degree.
01:26:46Grandma works in mysterious ways.
01:26:48I heard she even breaks the rules sometimes.
01:26:56Alright,
01:26:58Benjamin.
01:27:00You may have to
01:27:02finish a few classes
01:27:04during the summer,
01:27:06but I wanted you to have
01:27:08this moment.
01:27:12Grandma.
01:27:14Just call me Grandma.
01:27:16And hurry up and marry my granddaughter, will you?
01:27:28Skye Miller.
01:27:34You are not graduating.
01:27:36You can't do this.
01:27:40Oh yes, I think I can.
01:27:42Person to chapter 32,
01:27:44section B, row 2.
01:27:46Plagiarism can not only result
01:27:48in the failure of a class, but also
01:27:50expulsion or suspension
01:27:52to the dean's discretion.
01:27:54Basically, if you fuck around, you find out.
01:27:56Thank you, Hunter.
01:28:00So this dean has decided
01:28:02that you are not going to get a degree
01:28:04from this college.
01:28:06And that brings us
01:28:08to the 2024-2025
01:28:12closing of the academic year.
01:28:16Congratulations, you are
01:28:18all graduates
01:28:20of
01:28:22Claremower College.
01:28:24Except for Skye.
01:28:26Except Skye.
01:28:28Congratulations!
01:28:36Hey, Mom.
01:28:38Where are the...
01:28:44Kelsey,
01:28:46I know getting pregnant and marrying me
01:28:48was not a part of the plan.
01:28:50And it has not been easy.
01:28:52And there's been a lot of ups and downs.
01:28:58Yes, yes, I'll marry you.
01:29:06I'll marry you.
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