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00:00He said one day you'll leave this world behind
00:04So live a life you will remember
00:08My father told me when I was just a child
00:12These are the lives to never die
00:15My father told me
00:30And then I'll live in a mansion up on a mountain
00:34With fast internet
00:35How fast?
00:36Faster than you!
00:37Whoa!
00:38Watch it!
00:39Beep beep!
00:40Yo!
00:41My horn is broken!
00:42Let's go!
00:43Beep!
00:44Oh, CJ's here early
00:46Hey, can you cover for me so we can go hang out?
00:48Sure, man!
00:49Cool!
00:50Double-fisted!
00:51Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab
00:54Oh, hey man, sorry about this
00:56I'm taking CJ to see that Swedish movie with the crying, so...
00:59Oh, okay, well, have fun
01:02I probably won't
01:03It's pretty cerebral and really sad!
01:05Stab, stab
01:08Hey, uh, sorry, but...
01:11Yeah, yeah, I got it
01:12Great!
01:13Wipe, wipe, wipe
01:15So, if anyone has any leads on this issue, there is a $12 reward
01:20Oh, maybe Mordecai has some insight on who's been wrapping the public toilet seats with plastic wrap
01:26Sorry I'm late, I was moving CJ's couch
01:28Oh, ho, ho!
01:30I guess CJ's the remote in that relationship
01:33Because she's the one with all the control!
01:35Does anyone want me to explain?
01:37Do we get it?
01:38We get it
01:39I'm afraid I don't quite...
01:41We get it!
01:42It's a good thing you're here
01:43I'm gonna need you to help Rigby change the light bulbs
01:45Oh, I can do that myself
01:46Yeah, sure you can
01:48Yeah, I can!
01:49I help all the time!
01:51Why are you laughing?
01:53Bro, without Mordecai you'd be totally useless
01:56What?
01:57Come on Mordecai, tell him how useful I am
01:58Uh...
01:59Yeah, I mean you're fun
02:00What?
02:01No, tell him I'm useful!
02:02Yeah, you're my friend
02:03Why aren't you saying the word useful?
02:05Well...
02:06I mean there was the time with the chairs, the limousine, the pretzel
02:09You're basically the opposite of useful pretty much any time we do anything
02:12But we did those things together!
02:14Yeah, I mean you were there
02:16So the whole time I've been covering for you and CJ?
02:18Well, I mean it's the least you could do
02:20The least I could...
02:23I quit
02:24What?
02:25I quit!
02:26I can get a paycheck anywhere!
02:27Dude, you can't get a job without me!
02:32It's my references that got you this job in the first place!
02:35Reference this!
02:36I'm gonna go out and get a job
02:37And I'm gonna make money at that job
02:38And that money's gonna come in the form of a check
02:40And that check's gonna be in an envelope
02:42And the envelope's gonna be sealed
02:43And I'm gonna rub that sealed envelope all up in your face!
02:46Mordecai!
02:47Peace!
02:48Peace!
03:00Do you have any openings for somebody who wants to rub something in his friend's face?
03:03Oh, sure
03:04We have a variety of positions for anyone with a college diploma
03:08I never went to college
03:09Well, there are still some for high school graduates
03:12I never graduated high school
03:13Oh, well, as long as you have a driver's license
03:18Well, there is this one
03:22As long as I get a paycheck, I'm doing it!
03:24Alright
03:25Hmm
03:27The name's Manny
03:30This here's my moving company
03:32I built it from the back up
03:34We got everything you need here
03:35Cardboard boxes, packing peanuts, packing tape
03:38Hey, turn around
03:39What?
03:40Hmm
03:42Well, you only have one butt cheek
03:43And you don't have much of a back on you
03:45But we need as many backs as we can get for this next job
03:48Okay
03:49So what should I do?
03:50Just load up on the back of that truck with the other flunkies
03:57Alright, you crumbums
03:58We got a seven bedroom doghouse we gotta move in an hour
04:01Now I don't wanna hear any more back talk out of you back blisters
04:04Or your back on the street
04:06Now keep up the good work
04:07I respect the heck out of you
04:09Whoa there, new back
04:10What do you think you're doing?
04:11You gotta lift with your back
04:12What?
04:13Really?
04:14We're called lift with your back for a reason?
04:15What?
04:16You're trying to ruin my brand?
04:17Let me show you how it's done, kid
04:18Ew!
04:19You want that paycheck?
04:20You're not put your back
04:22Uh...
04:23Come on what are you doing kid?
04:25Don't use the front door, use the back door
04:26But that's twice as far
04:27What are you trying to ruin my brand?
04:28Get back
04:29What are you trying to ruin my brand?
04:31You're trying to ruin my brand?
04:32Let me show you how it's done, kid
04:33Let me show you how it's done, kid
04:34Ew!
04:35You want that paycheck?
04:36You love but your back?
04:37Uh...
04:38Hiyaa!
04:41Come on, what are you doing, kid?
04:43Don't use the front door, use the back door!
04:45But that's twice as far!
04:47What are you, trying to ruin my brand?
04:49Get back there!
04:52The kids got hot.
04:58Oh, there you are!
04:59I knew you were faking earlier.
05:01Faking?
05:02Ha!
05:03Does this look like the back of a faker?
05:05Look, I need you to cover for me again.
05:06CJ's half-birthday is tomorrow, and it's pretty important.
05:09What?
05:10Are you serious?
05:11Yeah, come on, man.
05:12You've slacked off your whole life.
05:13Can't I just have this?
05:14No, you have things all the time!
05:16Player one, the bed, punchies, a diploma, a girlfriend!
05:20Oh, jeez, is that what this is about?
05:21You not liking CJ?
05:23No, CJ is cool.
05:24But I help you all the time with her.
05:25And I helped you get with and over Margaret.
05:28And you never even thanked me!
05:29Of course I did.
05:30I think I did.
05:31Four days, Mordecai.
05:33Four days till I rubbed that paycheck all up in your sorry face.
05:38Oh, uh, Rigby, you're still here.
05:42As you know, room and board is for employees only.
05:46And we kind of need the space for this old dot matrix printer.
05:52Fine!
05:53Maybe I'll stay at a four-star hotel with a pool!
05:55Oh, with the paycheck you earned in a sealed envelope?
05:59Yes, in a sealed envelope!
06:05Four more days.
06:07Your back!
06:08You gotta use your back!
06:09Ugh, my back!
06:11How was day two?
06:13Ugh, all this back-breaking labor is killing my back!
06:16I don't know if I can live with my back all week.
06:18Maybe I should just take my old job back.
06:20Why do you keep saying back?
06:21It's all I hear all day!
06:23I don't mean to sound harsh, but this seems like a toxic work environment.
06:26Your back's all mangled and ropey.
06:28Thanks.
06:28Ow!
06:29Quit squirming!
06:30Doesn't your boss know to lift with your legs?
06:32That's like hauling and packing 101!
06:35Yeah, I don't know what his deal is, but he keeps saying I've got heart or something.
06:38Then that's the one thing upon which we agree.
06:41You've got heart, Rigby.
06:42And in three days, you'll have a paycheck, too.
06:45Can I get a cup of coffee?
06:46You got $1.50?
06:48Now, today's gonna be a big day, and some of you snooks are looking a little back-bottom.
06:53So I'm gonna play that company song to get your backs on track.
06:57All right, you pickle pouches.
07:16Time for your back pay.
07:18Joe, Murray, Rorschach, Rigby.
07:21Hey, what the heck, man?
07:22I've been doing your lame back stuff all week.
07:24Now pay up!
07:25Oh, you'll get your paycheck.
07:31Hey, what gives?
07:32Tell him, Murray.
07:33Hello, Rigby.
07:34Murray?
07:35It's kind of company tradition that on your first paycheck, you gotta move a full truck by yourself.
07:39What?
07:40Are you serious?
07:41Hey, my back is tied.
07:43You want the paycheck?
07:44You move the boxes!
07:45That's right.
07:52Eileen!
07:53Why'd you bring that guy here?
07:54Because you guys are friends, and you always support each other.
07:57Dude, come on.
07:58You don't have to go through all this to prove a point.
08:00You gotta stop, man.
08:01Let me help.
08:02No!
08:03I'm doing it myself!
08:04You're just gonna hurt your back, dude.
08:05Can't be worse than when you stabbed it.
08:06What?
08:07Come on.
08:08I think the only thing I'm useful for is being your chump.
08:10Rigby, help me get a girlfriend.
08:11Let me borrow your time machine, Rigby.
08:13Rigby, I found a dumb sweater and I gotta return it!
08:15All you do is use me, man.
08:16But I never asked you to do those things.
08:18Of course you didn't!
08:20I helped because you're my friend.
08:22Then let me help you.
08:24No!
08:25This is my job!
08:26And I gotta unload this truck.
08:38You gotta stop this, boss!
08:41I gotta tread on you讓 Essaiko at the ground.
08:46Gat on you?
08:49You gotta stop this, boss.
09:08You're killing him.
09:09He's making me proud out there.
09:11I loved that kid like he was my old flushing back.
09:19Ricky, stop!
09:33You're never gonna walk again!
09:38Ricky, enough of this.
09:39I know you're useful.
09:41Now lift with your back so you can get that paycheck.
09:49Yeah!
09:53Yeah!
09:54Yeah!
09:55Yeah!
09:56Yeah!
09:57Yeah!
09:58Yeah!
09:59Yeah!
10:00Yeah!
10:01Yeah!
10:02Yeah!
10:04Yeah!
10:06Yeah!
10:07Oh!
10:08Rickby, you're the worst worker I've ever had.
10:12And you're like a son to me.
10:14I...quit.
10:16I'm going back to my real job.
10:19You'll...
10:20You'll be back!
10:22That was so awesome, dude!
10:24You were all like...
10:26Yeah, but did you see what I was like...
10:32But seriously, dude, I was taking you for granted.
10:42Thanks for helping me all the time.
10:44So the conflict's been mediated?
10:46I just gotta do one more thing.
10:48What's that?
10:49Uh...
10:50In your fa...
10:52Fa...
10:53Fa...
10:54Do you need some help, dude?
10:56Ha...
10:57Fa...
11:00How many times do I have to tell them,
11:25close the garage door when you're finished painting it?
11:30What the? Didn't I just close that?
11:45Coming through!
11:50Bad show!
11:55Mordecai and Rigby!
12:01Pops, are you okay?
12:02Oh, optical illusion.
12:05Don't worry, sir. Thanks to the jaws of life, you'll never get trapped in an enclosed space again.
12:10Whoa!
12:12Where'd you get that?
12:13It came with a truck.
12:14What were you two thinking?
12:16It was just a joke.
12:17Yeah, we were gonna paint over it right after our break.
12:19Well, how's this for a joke?
12:21Go buy a new garage door by the end of the day or you're fired!
12:27That's not a very funny joke.
12:28Come on, let's go get the garage door.
12:30Well, I'm coming with you.
12:32It's my fault you have to replace the garage door in the first place.
12:35Thanks, Pops.
12:36That new place house warehouse just opened up.
12:38They have everything.
12:41Ah, this is gonna take forever.
12:42Hey, it's that old night guy.
12:44Ah, good morrow, valued customers.
12:46Dude, weren't you just guarding those golden game badges?
12:49The game store floated away, and with it, my job.
12:52But fortune smileth upon me as the home improvement business is booming.
12:55Oh, that's cool.
12:56Now then, might I interest thee in a rewards card?
12:58Oh, I love it.
12:59I love it.
13:00I love it.
13:01I love it.
13:02I love it.
13:03I love it.
13:04I love it.
13:05I love it.
13:06I love it.
13:07I love it.
13:08I love it.
13:09I love it.
13:10I love it.
13:11I love it.
13:12I love it.
13:15Ooh, I love rewards.
13:17No, we're not here for that.
13:18Can you just tell us where the garage doors are?
13:20Garage doors, you say?
13:22Oh, that is not an easy item to acquire.
13:25For you see, they are located in a faraway aisle deep within the heart of the house warehouse.
13:31It is a perilous journey to undertake.
13:33You will face three trials.
13:35Whatever.
13:36Look, can you take us there or not?
13:37For Mordecai of the Omelette and Rigby of the Golden Badge,
13:41and their fellow comrade whose name I do not know,
13:44it would be my honor.
13:45It would be my honor.
13:55A rest.
13:56A short rest.
13:57A short rest.
14:00Ah, chalice.
14:02You quench my spirit and my thirst.
14:05How much further?
14:07It's just down this way.
14:09No, no.
14:10This way.
14:11Wait.
14:12Did we pass the doorknob aisle?
14:14This is still the doorknob aisle.
14:16This place is gonna close before we make it to the garage doors.
14:19What's that sound?
14:20It's so smooth and jazzy.
14:21Could it be?
14:22Whoa.
14:23Ooh, it's the jazzy bed.
14:24The smoothest sleep you'll get on four wheels.
14:25This thing will get us to the garage doors twice as fast.
14:26Oh, how convenient.
14:27Folks, we have arrived at the first trial.
14:28Oh, we have arrived at the first trial.
14:53Nuts and bolts?
14:54I am the bolt keeper.
14:55Keeper of the bolts.
14:56And the nuts.
14:57Silence.
14:58Your task is to sort various nuts and bolts into their correctly labeled buckets.
15:00Complete this trial of assortment and you may pass.
15:01Ah, dude.
15:02This should be easy.
15:03Any dingus could tell a nut.
15:04I am the bolt keeper.
15:05Keeper of the bolts.
15:06I am the bolt keeper.
15:07Keeper of the bolts.
15:08And the nuts.
15:09Silence.
15:10Your task is to sort various nuts and bolts into their correctly labeled buckets.
15:24Complete this trial of assortment and you may pass.
15:27Ah, dude.
15:28This should be easy.
15:29Any dingus could tell a nut from a bolt.
15:31Ah, nuts.
15:33You have 60 seconds.
15:35Begin.
15:36Nuts.
15:37Bolts.
15:38Nuts.
15:39Nuts.
15:40Bolts.
15:41Nuts.
15:42Bolts.
15:43Bolts.
15:44Bolts.
15:45Nuts.
15:46Nuts.
15:47Nuts.
15:48Nuts.
15:49Dude, it's a nut and a bolt together.
15:50What do we do?
15:51Uh...
15:52It's neither.
15:53Hmm.
15:54You have passed the test.
15:55You may proceed.
15:56Wait.
15:57Did you guys want to buy any nuts or bolts?
16:00Uh, hey.
16:01Is this the second trial?
16:02We need to get to the garage door section.
16:03Whoa, now slow down there, chief.
16:04You want to get there?
16:05You got to get by me first.
16:06The toilet keeper.
16:07Okay, so what do we have to do?
16:08For you toilet us path.
16:09You guys got to do is unclog the toilet.
16:10Huh.
16:11That's easy enough.
16:12Good, then start plunging.
16:14Oh, and the light in here don't work so good.
16:20And the light in here don't work so good.
16:22For you they go ahead.
16:24What do they do to start a putting?
16:27You may go ahead.
16:29Oh, I found that we're being sürp fraternal.
16:34Well, not that소 is here.
16:37And the light in here don't work so good.
16:39Hope that's not a problem.
16:44Alright, here goes.
16:48Nah, dude, you gotta force it.
16:50Hey!
16:54Oh dear, I don't think that helped.
16:57Way to go, Rigby.
16:58Hey, I just wanted to get to the garage doors at all costs.
17:01It's not my fault you got no rhythm.
17:02Rhythm?
17:03Dude, that's it.
17:04We'll split the difference.
17:05Slow, slow, fast, fast.
17:06I'll plunge, you work the handle.
17:08Slow, slow.
17:09Fast, fast!
17:10It's not working!
17:12Keep plunging!
17:13This armor is invariable.
17:20Slow, slow.
17:22Slow, slow.
17:23Slow, slow.
17:25Slow, slow.
17:30Dude, we totally got the rhythm!
17:34Yeah, we do.
17:36Yeah, we do.
17:37Onward, comrades.
17:39Only one trial remains.
17:41We must face the Lord of Lumber.
17:46Paint-O-Tron.
17:47Mr. Mini-Blinds.
17:49Key, part of keys.
17:52Whatever that light bulb guy is called.
17:54The Hedgegromonsers.
17:56this is so hard dude that was definitely more than one trial forgive me i'm still very new to
18:05this job but i'm most certain this is the last one look yeah i'm almost done at the house warehouse
18:19yeah i'll pick up dinner on the way home love you bye
18:22this is indeed the worst time attention shoppers house warehouse will be closing in 10 minutes
18:42please finish all shopping and or trials and head to the nearest checkout dude there's no way we can
18:47make it through that thing we've come too far we've got to do it pops floor it with pleasure
18:53on three everybody we're gonna jump one two three
19:05you've done well jack
19:11and to sleep smoothly
19:18behold we have arrived
19:21there it is this is a pearly gates model ain't she a beaut excuse me sir are you the garage door
19:40salesman yeah we need a garage door hey this is my last customer of the day all right you want a garage
19:45door come back tomorrow what but we came all this way too bad as i was saying you can't find a better
19:52deal
19:53don't worry they're supposed to do that yeah i'll come back tomorrow dude are you okay yes
20:02no i'm actually dying oh dear don't you stand there i'll cut you a deal if you get me out of here
20:09it's no use it's completely stuck we'll do something by the time any help arrives i'll be dead
20:18this dump store is too big
20:20it came with the truck truck truck the jaws of life rigby over there
20:28so much power in my hands i should have seen this coming
20:37live by the garage door die by the garage door
20:40not today
20:41come on
20:44don't you die on me
20:50we did it
20:55you guys saved my life
20:58how can i ever repay you
21:00i tell you what whatever garage door you buy
21:02you get a complimentary installation
21:04for twenty dollars
21:05uh no thanks we're good
21:07uh suit yourselves
21:09now which one do you want
21:11that one
21:12once again you have proven yourselves worthy of such a prize
21:18now go forth and bask in glory
21:21and uh fill out this customer satisfaction survey while you're at it
21:25uh sure we gotta go
21:27goodbye my friends
21:29goodbye
21:30wow you guys actually installed this yourselves
21:36i don't believe it
21:37well believe this
21:39yep i believe it
21:48that's why they call me
21:55bad company
21:59i can't deny
22:01bad bad company
22:08today i die
22:10you
22:12bye
22:17you