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Dr. Fate - Hell To Pay

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00:00Okay, okay, so, so we crossed paths a few times. So what?

00:04Listen to this tosser. How would a nobody like you even get Banshee's attention?

00:08Because I was Fate.

00:12Dr. Fate, I used to be Dr. Fate, okay?

00:14Shut up.

00:17It's true. It's not like I was the only one.

00:19There have been a lot of Fates. They're chosen by the spirit of Naboo.

00:23Oh, yeah? Why'd he choose you?

00:25Uh, why not me?

00:276% body fat, 20-inch guns.

00:29Hell, I even took a magic class once.

00:32So I was going strong at the end of this 10K when I saw it.

00:35Uh, him.

00:38And at first, I thought he was God.

00:43I just couldn't figure what religion.

00:47And Naboo wasn't much of a talker.

00:49But when I had that helmet on, it was like I didn't need to hear him at all.

00:54Like, I knew what to do.

00:57And let me tell you, I was hella hot.

01:00Superhero hot.

01:03The Banshee was sprung as soon as she laid eyes on water.

01:08I mean, come on.

01:15Sure, she played hard to get at first.

01:17But I knew that she knew what was up.

01:22Oh, she knew.

01:25Oh, yeah.

01:26She knew.

01:28Oh, my God!

01:30They did it!

01:31That was a sweet gig.

01:32I mean, Naboo hooked me up with my own place.

01:36Sometimes I'd have to fight off hell dogs and, you know, some crazy demons.

01:41But I spent most of the time just dusting his knickknacks.

01:44This dude had everything but a dead monkey.

01:46But of all the junk, the thing that Naboo cherished the absolute most was the smallest.

01:56A shiny black card.

01:59It had writing on it.

02:01Get out of hell free.

02:03Get out of hell free.

02:05It's crazy, I know.

02:07I read about it in one of Naboo's books.

02:09Supposedly, if you have this card on you, when you die, you bypass hell and you go straight to heaven.

02:16Oh, like a TSA pass.

02:18Ugh.

02:19Yeah.

02:20I know a lot of blugs would be stuck to have a card like that.

02:24Yeah, but only one person can use it.

02:27Then it's used up.

02:29All I know is that damn card screwed up my situation, but good.

02:33What do you mean?

02:35I've been there about two months.

02:37And it gets old.

02:38So, one evening, I hit this bar and I meet this redhead.

02:42And she's so hot.

02:44So I said to her, you don't know it yet, baby, but you just met your fate.

02:51Cornball, yes, but it works.

02:53Especially when I bring him back to my place, right?

02:57She had this girlfriend with her, kind of hard and quiet.

03:00Not really my type, but they were a package deal.

03:03Like, I'm going to say no to that.

03:04It started off great.

03:09But after a while, I got a little suspicious.

03:12Because the butch one hadn't joined in the fun yet.

03:15I mean, who can say no to all of this?

03:18Am I right?

03:18And I catch her?

03:20Red-handed.

03:21Boosting the freaking card.

03:23I mean, who does that?

03:24And the only thing they took...

03:29And the only thing they took was the card.

03:55Everything else was untouched.

04:01Including me.

04:03You think he cared?

04:04He didn't even give me a chance to explain.

04:13A couple days later, I called up my girlfriend, and she was freaking.

04:20She said people are looking for me.

04:21Government types.

04:22They were asking about the card, like I knew where it was.

04:25Anyway, she blocked me, so I called up my side chick.

04:28Same thing.

04:29Finally, I ran out of options.

04:32So, I changed my name, and I've been lying low ever since.

04:37Calling yourself Steel Maxim and stripping.

04:40That's lying low to you?

04:42It's called hiding in plain sight, sweetheart.

04:46Anyway, you've got to believe me.

04:47I had nothing to do with the card.

04:50I swear on my life.

04:51Okay, so who's Dr. Fag now?

04:54I heard Nabu picked some chick.

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