I WANT BED THAT TURNS INTO SOFA

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00:00Can I help you there, sir?

00:01Yeah, I'm looking for a bed that turns into a sofa.

00:03Right, well, we've got plenty of sofa beds to choose from.

00:06Oh, no, these aren't what I want.

00:07These are sofas that turn into beds.

00:08I want a bed that turns into a sofa.

00:11OK, well, that's the same thing.

00:12In the daytime, these are sofas,

00:14and then at nighttime, they turn into beds.

00:16Well, that's no good to me.

00:17I work nights.

00:19I don't want to come home in the morning and sleep on a sofa, do I?

00:21I'm not an idiot.

00:23Now, the other thing I'm looking for

00:24is a low table to keep my hot drinks on.

00:27OK, well, we've got a wide selection of coffee tables to choose from.

00:31Ah, well, that's the thing. I don't drink coffee.

00:34I'm afraid we don't sell tea tables, sir.

00:36Good, cos that's not what I'm after.

00:38No, I'd like to have a look at your hot Ribena tables.

00:41There's no such thing as a hot Ribena table,

00:43but I'll tell you what,

00:43why don't you take one of these occasional tables?

00:45Because I want to use it all the time.

00:47You can use it all the time. No-one's going to know.

00:50I'm going to know. I'm not an idiot.

00:52I'm going to be using my occasional table on far too many occasions,

00:55and then I'll worry that I'm wearing it out,

00:56and then I won't enjoy my hot Ribena.

00:59Do you know what?

01:01I've got just the thing for you. Come with me.

01:06This is our new bed-in-the-day, sofa-at-night bed-sofa range.

01:11It comes complete with integrated, permanent, non-occasional

01:14hot Ribena ledge.

01:17Nah, don't like the colour.

01:18No, no.

01:18No.

01:19No.

01:20No.