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00:00On your mark, get set, go!
00:12Damn!
00:19I thought for a second you guys weren't doing the game, and I felt real stupid.
00:24Are you kidding me?
00:30Come on, man!
00:34No!
00:40No, why are you spitting it out?
00:48I got a pretty good idea that there's a hidden level in here.
00:51This is Frankie driving to the game later.
00:54Yes! Blue down, blue down!
00:56Oh!
01:05Tommy Smokes is the winner. 200 points will be going to Tommy. This is Beer Game Show.
01:11Is there a second place?
01:13No.
01:15Words won't.
01:26Welcome back to Beer Game Show, sponsored by Body Armor Flash IV Rapid Rehydration.
01:36Now, before we get started, Roan, it seems like you know this show pretty well.
01:40You knew a lot about it, all the details.
01:43It seems like you watched the show previously, the pilot.
01:46Of course.
01:47Tommy, you were on the show, so I guess that's an excuse.
01:50I was a judge, I was involved in some of the testing processes.
01:53But did you watch the final cut, though?
01:54I did. Frankie knows.
01:55What was the name of Tank's segment?
01:57I don't fucking remember.
01:58I watched it when it first came out, not just yesterday, because I was going to be on it.
02:03Frankie.
02:04I'm coming in blind.
02:05You're coming in blind.
02:06Which I think is a good thing, right? Just experience it all for the first time.
02:08I'm not anticipating anything, I'm just kind of going with the flow.
02:11I don't know, I think supporting your co-workers would have been a good thing.
02:14So I'm going to give 50 points.
02:15On the mat, I'm going to give 50 points to Roan.
02:1750 points to Tommy.
02:19Wait, 50? He didn't watch the show.
02:21He helped out.
02:23I did, I helped, I was testing yesterday.
02:25Damn.
02:26Now, gentlemen, we have four categories for you to choose from today.
02:29Each category has points that will help you gain an advantage in the Beergasm Obstacle Course.
02:36Let's check out those four categories.
02:38We have questions, challenges, judged, and beat the meek.
02:44Now, you must do the lower numerical value first.
02:48For example, you cannot do questions for 200 until you have done questions for 100.
02:54Everybody understand?
02:55Yes, sir.
02:56Now, Tommy Smokes, you won the opening challenge.
02:58I did.
02:59You got 200 points.
03:01You're in control of the board. Where would you like to go?
03:03You know, I think we're all a little bit gassed, maybe, and we're just running around.
03:06So why don't we start off with questions for 100.
03:09Yes, questions.
03:10There have been two Italian-American head coaches to win the Super Bowl.
03:13Nick Sirianni just did it.
03:15Who was the other one?
03:16Give you some time to jot down your answers.
03:18Now, gentlemen, you're all Italian-Americans.
03:21Which one of you is the most Italian?
03:24Me, 100%.
03:25Tommy is.
03:26That's probably true.
03:27Tommy?
03:28I'm 50.
03:29I'm pure blood.
03:30I can't do the small talk when I'm trying to think.
03:32I am really struggling right now.
03:34All right.
03:35Gentlemen, looks like you all have your answers locked in.
03:37One at a time, let's see those boards, starting with Roman.
03:41Dick Vermeule.
03:43Dick Vermeule.
03:45All right.
03:46Excellent answer.
03:47Zuppa di pesce.
03:51All right.
03:52Smokes?
03:53I know it's not an Italian last name, but he's got an Italian vibe to him.
03:55Maybe he dropped the vowel Bill Parcells.
03:58Maybe it was Bill Parcelli.
03:59No, that's French.
04:00He's French.
04:01No, Bill Parcelli, before he came over to Ellis Island.
04:04Parcelli.
04:05Gentlemen, unfortunately, none of those are correct,
04:07and I don't even know if some of those are real coaches.
04:10The actual answer.
04:12Vince Lombardi.
04:13Oh, fuck.
04:14Oh, shit.
04:16Fun fact about Vince Lombardi, not sure if it's true,
04:18but I heard it from producer Brian.
04:20Vince Lombardi had colon cancer, and he had totally preventable colon cancer,
04:25but he didn't want to get a colonoscopy because he thought it was too gay.
04:28Wow.
04:29True.
04:30He didn't want anything in his butt.
04:31Yeah, that's pretty crazy.
04:32I'd rather die than have something in my butt.
04:34None of you got that correct, so Tommy is still in control of the board.
04:37Tommy, where would you like to go?
04:38Yeah, I'll go questions 200.
04:39We have to avenge that performance.
04:41Right, fellas?
04:42Yes.
04:43What famous musician voiced Donnie on The Wild Thornberrys?
04:52Can I hear it again?
04:58A famous magician?
04:59Musician.
05:00Musician.
05:02I mean magician.
05:04Roan, Frankie, you're both in a band.
05:06Very confident in this one.
05:07You know music.
05:08Great show.
05:09Wild Thornberries.
05:10I'm Nigel from The Wild Thornberries.
05:14That's spot on.
05:15That's Nigel from The Wild Thornberries.
05:18Frankie, you don't look too confident.
05:19I mean, this is impossible.
05:21You know this one?
05:22Very confident.
05:23All right, Frankie, I'll start with you.
05:25I went with Flea.
05:26Flea.
05:27Interesting answer.
05:28He's a crazy person.
05:29Basis for the Red Hot Chili Peppers?
05:30Yeah, basis for the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
05:31I don't know.
05:32Doesn't that kind of sound like Flea?
05:35Roan, you didn't.
05:36I went with Flea.
05:38No, you didn't.
05:39I swear to God, from the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
05:41No, you didn't.
05:42I swear to God, I did, dude.
05:44I swear on my unborn child that I didn't look at him.
05:47I didn't either.
05:48I mean, we're on camera the whole time.
05:50You have two to swear on.
05:51I swear on both of my children.
05:53That's crazy.
05:54Is it Flea?
05:55Tommy, let's see that answer.
05:56I'm going to bet the lives of their unborn children that it is Ringo Starr.
06:01No way.
06:02Tommy, unfortunately, it is Flea.
06:05No!
06:06What?
06:07What?
06:08No way.
06:09Who the fuck is Flea?
06:10No way.
06:11No, he's the basis.
06:12That's Flea?
06:13No way.
06:14I'm sorry about your kids.
06:16That was a joke answer.
06:17I swear to God, I was like, that's a.
06:19I mean, he gets naked, and he's screaming around, and he's like.
06:22He's a wild man.
06:23He's a wild man.
06:24Yeah, he's perfect.
06:25What?
06:26Mutual guess, and then winding up hitting it, too?
06:28That's impressive.
06:29Oh my God.
06:30I'll give you guys a hug.
06:31All right, 200 points to each.
06:32Thanks, bro.
06:33Frankie and Roan.
06:34That's the craziest thing I've been a part of in a long time.
06:37Hey, that's content.
06:38That's the game.
06:39Frankie and Roan, you both tied on that.
06:40My roommate's getting them beaten tonight.
06:42So to see who gets control of the board,
06:44I'd like a rock, paper, scissors match between Frankie and Roan right now.
06:47Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
06:50You're a Suz guy, Long Island.
06:52That's a Long Island response right there.
06:55Frankie, you are now in control of the board.
06:57Where would you like to go?
06:58I'm going to go beat the meek 100.
07:01Ooh, beat the meek 100.
07:03It's sick.
07:04No way, dude.
07:05Meek is going to have 60 seconds on the clock
07:08to eat as many french fries as possible.
07:11Are you going to be using ketchup or sweet and sour?
07:14Are you going to give it an honest effort to eat as many as you can?
07:16Yeah, I'm raw dog.
07:17What's your eating style?
07:18Are you going to shove them into your mouth,
07:20or are you going to eat them one by one?
07:21I feel like you should know my eating style based off my language.
07:23Sure, we should know Meek's eating style.
07:25One minute, huh?
07:26What?
07:27No, are you going to shovel them into your mouth,
07:29or are you going to eat them one by one?
07:30That's unfair.
07:31You can't ask.
07:32Dude, you'll hear it.
07:33You should know how I'm going to do it.
07:35How should I know that?
07:36Because you know me.
07:37Is it closest to it, or do you have to get it on the-
07:38I don't know you that well.
07:39Closest to it.
07:40I more observe you than fucking have a-
07:42Well, you should observe me eating french fries more often.
07:44Now, the person closest to the correct number wins,
07:48and you can go over.
07:49We've got those answers locked in.
07:52Meek is sitting by, ready to test the limits of the human body.
07:56We have 50 french fries in each bowl.
07:58Wow.
07:59So that's our marker.
08:00Meek, one minute on the clock.
08:02Are you ready?
08:04On your mark, get set, go.
08:07What was that?
08:08This is one bowl away.
08:10Why are you doing one at a time, you fucking freak?
08:12Take your time.
08:13No, no, no.
08:14Don't rush.
08:15You're going to choke.
08:16Slow and steady, slow and steady.
08:17Oh, he's pathetic.
08:18I forgot how pathetic.
08:19Block him out, Meek.
08:20You're doing great.
08:21Hey, hey, don't choke.
08:22You're going to choke, buddy.
08:23Take your time with it.
08:24One at a time.
08:25Never in my wildest dreams do I think you'd go one at a time.
08:2740 seconds left.
08:28See, I know how he eats.
08:30Can I get you some water?
08:31Can I get you a body armor?
08:32Hurry up, you fucking freak.
08:34No, exactly.
08:35Chew, chew, chew your food.
08:36What is he doing?
08:37Why are you not chewing fast?
08:39I should have guessed like eight.
08:40Get him a body armor, god damn it.
08:41He needs something.
08:42Is he serious right now?
08:43Wait, no, he can't have a body armor.
08:44Is he fucking serious?
08:46Wait, he can't have that.
08:47This is not a challenge.
08:49This isn't fucking lunch hour.
08:51Eat another one.
08:5215 seconds left, Meek.
08:53What's going on?
08:54Are you serious?
08:55Eat another one.
08:5710, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
09:06Stop.
09:07You must eat what is in your mouth.
09:08All right.
09:10That does not count.
09:11That does not count.
09:12I should never overestimate you.
09:13Never overestimate Meek.
09:15Never give him an ounce of credit.
09:17Look at you.
09:19You're filthy.
09:20Meek ate 31 fries in one minute.
09:23All right, gentlemen.
09:24Let's see those boards, starting with Tommy.
09:26I gave Meek way too much credit.
09:28I said 49.
09:29I should never overestimate Meek.
09:30That's a lesson.
09:31He's one of the most pathetic individuals in all facets of life.
09:35Nice kid, though.
09:36I said 38.
09:37I just, I was close, but I didn't anticipate the slow to fast build,
09:42whatever the hell that was.
09:43You want me to die?
09:44A little bit.
09:45If you would have kept up that pace, it would have been 38, 41.
09:47Meek eats a little bit like a bird.
09:49Rowan, let's see that board.
09:50I said 34.
09:5134.
09:52I knew exactly how pathetic Meek Phil was,
09:54and I watched him execute the plan that he and I had put forward.
09:58Perfectly done.
09:59That $200 was well worth it, Meek.
10:0134, three off.
10:02Rowan, you are the winner of Beat the Meek.
10:05100 points to you and control of the board.
10:08Let's go.
10:09Let's do challenges 100.
10:10Challenges.
10:11One bite challenge.
10:13Now, gentlemen, you are about to get a slice of pie.
10:16This is a piece of pizza that Dave has reviewed on his one bite challenge.
10:21Now, closest to the score will win.
10:24Frankie, you filmed this.
10:26This is very unbalanced.
10:28Are you kidding me?
10:30This is years ago, though.
10:32All right, Meek, go ahead and put those pieces of cheese pizza down.
10:36When did these go out?
10:37How old are these?
10:38How cold are these?
10:39About two hours old at this point.
10:40This is.
10:42All right, so there's some New York flop there.
10:44Oh, yours is?
10:45Mine has some New York flop.
10:46This is a 99 cent place or, like, from Penn Station.
10:50This is, like, roses.
10:55One bite.
10:56I'm pretending like I'm Dave.
10:57Everybody knows the rules.
10:58I like Tommy a lot.
10:59Does anybody else think Tommy's really funny?
11:01I'm proud of him.
11:02Tommy, how often would you say you pretend you're Dave?
11:04No more than twice a week.
11:07Frankie, you worked side by side with Dave on these.
11:10You filmed the episode.
11:11Let's see your score first.
11:14I'm going to say 6.8.
11:156.8.
11:17It's ice cold.
11:18If it was crispier and hotter, maybe it was higher.
11:22Okay, 6.8 for Frankie.
11:23Ron, what are you picking?
11:24I went with a 6.3.
11:266.3?
11:27The way that the pizza or the cheese is kind of clumping together,
11:31just knowing what Dave likes, I don't think that's a Dave type of pie.
11:35Yeah, he likes thinner.
11:36He likes crunchier.
11:37There was some New York flop.
11:38I'm going to go with a 6.2.
11:406.2.
11:42Box my ass in.
11:44I didn't know, brother.
11:45Frankie's going to win this.
11:46My brother, I didn't know.
11:47Well, gentlemen, none of you were that close.
11:51The actual score is.
11:53All right, Frankie, special guest, gritty.
11:57He's taking the mascot world by storm.
12:00It's got to be low.
12:01None of us were that close because it was so low, and I win.
12:04It's got to be that.
12:05This is a 5 or a 4.
12:07It's going to be a 4.7.
12:094.7 if I've ever seen one.
12:11I knew this would get physical, bud.
12:13I knew this would get physical.
12:14Dave looks handsome.
12:16So Tommy's got this.
12:17You son of a bitch, Tommy.
12:20Look at the flop on that.
12:214.2.
12:22Probably an 8.
12:24Probably an 8 in Philadelphia.
12:26Tommy, you clearly know Dave the best.
12:28You win challenges for 100.
12:30Go, Tommy.
12:31That means more for you, honestly.
12:33And you're in control of the board.
12:34Where would you like to go?
12:36I'll give this pathetic shell of a man another chance
12:39and go with Beat the Meek for 200.
12:42The name of the game is Meektionary.
12:44We are going to wheel out a white board.
12:46Meek is going to have three different prompts, each one worth one point.
12:50Whoever gets the most points wins.
12:52Meek, your first prompt is fictional character.
12:56Marge Simpson.
12:58The Blob.
12:59Gravedigger.
13:01Paddington Bear.
13:02Phil and Lil from the Rugrats.
13:04Phil from the Rugrats.
13:05Phil from the Rugrats.
13:06Daffy Duck.
13:07Psyduck.
13:09Squidward.
13:11Patrick Star.
13:12We've gone through all the fictional characters.
13:16The fat guy from SpongeBob who reorders the Krabby Patties over and over and says no pickles?
13:22I don't think the body is helping them.
13:24Rubber Duck.
13:25Oh, okay.
13:26The nose might help.
13:27Is that Squidward?
13:28Not Squidward.
13:29Homer Simpson.
13:31That is Homer Simpson.
13:36What's the top thing?
13:38His hair.
13:39That's not his hair.
13:40Yes, it is.
13:41That's like a little cap.
13:43Perfect drawing, Meek.
13:44That's his hair.
13:45All right.
13:46Prompt number two.
13:48Places.
13:49City.
13:52City.
13:55Miami.
13:56I was going to say Miami.
13:59I didn't even draw the fucking sun.
14:01The sun.
14:02Miami.
14:03Sun.
14:04Wow.
14:06It is Miami, yes.
14:07That is the first city I thought of.
14:09You're a son of a bitch.
14:10I didn't say it though.
14:11Our last prompt.
14:12Phrase.
14:13Oh, they're not getting this one.
14:14Phrase?
14:15This is a phrase.
14:16How the fuck does that work?
14:17Suck me dry.
14:19Up and Atom.
14:21House of Cards.
14:22No place like home.
14:23House of Cards.
14:24No place like home.
14:25There's always an open door.
14:26Open door policy.
14:27There's no place like home.
14:29Barn.
14:30Who let the dog out of the house?
14:32Who let the dog out?
14:33Dog house.
14:34Dog house.
14:35Who let the dogs out?
14:36Cats out of the barn.
14:37Cats out of the barn.
14:38Cats out of the barn.
14:39Kitty litter.
14:40Cats out of the barn.
14:41No pussy cats inside my dog house.
14:44It's from the song Hot N Word.
14:45Dog walk.
14:46Dog walk them.
14:49Is that a cow, Meek?
14:51Till the pigs.
14:52Till the cows come home.
14:54Cats out of the barn.
14:56Cats out of the barn.
14:57Cats out of the barn.
14:58Pigs out of the barn.
15:01The dog killed.
15:02The dog killed the owner.
15:03The dog killed the owner.
15:05Dog dragging the owner to the dog house.
15:06You're in the dog house.
15:07In the dog house.
15:08He's in the dog house now.
15:09Cat got his tongue.
15:10Cat's got his tongue.
15:11Keep guessing.
15:12Keep guessing.
15:13That's not bad.
15:14Cat.
15:15Keep drawing, Meek.
15:16Why did you stop drawing?
15:17You fucking idiot.
15:18Cat.
15:19Cat.
15:20What are those lines?
15:21Meek, what the fuck are those lines supposed to be?
15:24Is that an equal sign?
15:25You drew two squiggly lines for no reason.
15:27The cat.
15:28You drew three squiggly lines for no reason.
15:30Is that a river?
15:31Getting drowned.
15:32Drowning in pussy.
15:33The house.
15:34The house.
15:35Drowning in pussy.
15:36No pussy cats who sell my dog.
15:37Not what I wish.
15:38Is it drowning in pussy?
15:39It is not.
15:40What's that?
15:41What's that?
15:42What is that?
15:43Spit on the dog.
15:44Cool as a cat.
15:45Cat.
15:46Don't know what to keep adding.
15:47Cat killer.
15:48Dead cat bounce.
15:49Start over.
15:50Start over.
15:51Start over.
15:52You useless piece of shit.
15:53That sucked.
15:54A clean slate.
15:55Is this a phrase we definitely know?
15:56Yes.
15:57We're just drawing the same thing again, though.
15:59It's crazy.
16:00Cats out of the bag.
16:01No pussy cats who sell my dog.
16:02Can you draw it a different way instead of just redrawing the exact same thing?
16:05There's no other way to draw this.
16:07Cats got the tongue.
16:08Cats got your tongue.
16:10All right.
16:11What's the first word?
16:12Erase.
16:13First word.
16:14What's that guy doing?
16:15Looking.
16:16Killing?
16:17All right.
16:18That's the first word.
16:19Whoa.
16:20Looking.
16:21Looking dead in the eyes.
16:22Looking at a dead cat.
16:23Look what the cat dragged in.
16:25Yes.
16:26He was fucked.
16:27They gave him the answer.
16:29We've been here for fucking ever.
16:31How are you going to guess this?
16:32Look what the cat dragged in.
16:34Am I allowed to give no points?
16:35Is that?
16:36Yes.
16:37Yes.
16:38I got that.
16:39That was magic.
16:40That was magic.
16:41I can't go out on that.
16:42Look what the cat dragged in.
16:44Honestly, Meek, great drawing.
16:46Ladies and gentlemen, that's Meekchenary.
16:48That's what you get.
16:49We should have known better.
16:50Meekchenary, good job, Meek.
16:51Good job.
16:52Good job, Meek.
16:53Great drawing.
16:54You got a real knack for that.
16:55There's people watching that will get that immediately.
16:57I mean, now that I see it.
16:58Tommy Smokes, you get the points.
17:00And you are in control of the board.
17:02Honestly, I'm excited to see who the judge is.
17:04So let's go with judged for 100.
17:07From the stage to the podcast mic,
17:09he might have little in his name,
17:11but he's going to be a big star.
17:12Oh, and he does not give a fuck.
17:14Ladies and gentlemen, Lil Peep.
17:16Yes.
17:20Oh my God.
17:21Fuck.
17:52That's right.
17:53Clap it the motherfucker.
17:54That's right.
17:55Clap it up.
17:56Clap it up.
17:57Great to see you.
17:58Great to see you guys.
17:59I'm glad to be here.
18:00What's up, bro?
18:01Nice to meet you, bro.
18:02Yo, guys, I've been jerked off by so many Asian women in my life, man.
18:05More than I could ever keep track of.
18:07So much so that if I even hear the sound of a Chinese woman's voice,
18:12my dick gets hard.
18:14Yo, I'd be calling up to order Chinese,
18:16and she's like, ha, you want a pork or fried rice?
18:18Yo, my dick starts throbbing.
18:21When that Asian rub and tug in Atlanta got shot up last year,
18:25I was very angry to hear that those women died like that, man,
18:28because anybody who gives a happy ending deserves to have a happy ending.
18:32And those women didn't.
18:34Moment of silence.
18:36That's right.
18:37All right, let's get this shit popping, baby.
18:39Yeah.
18:40Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Lil Peep.
18:42Let's go, Peep.
18:44For 100 points, you will be giving Lil Peep your best celebrity impression.
18:50So I'll give you a little bit to think of a celebrity impression.
18:52Anyone?
18:53Anyone.
18:54Anyone that you can think of.
18:55Now, Peep, having impressions is an important thing for a comedian
18:59to have in their bag.
19:00Do you have any celebrity impressions?
19:02Rocky Balboa.
19:03Rocky Balboa?
19:04Let's hear it.
19:05A Philly legend.
19:06Hey, yo, Adrian.
19:07I did it.
19:09That's very good.
19:10I wish I could give you the points right now.
19:12Hey, yo.
19:13Anything else?
19:15That's the forte.
19:17Okay.
19:18All right.
19:19That was pretty solid.
19:20Can I try one?
19:22Go ahead.
19:23At least let me comb my hair.
19:25It's so wild and bushy.
19:27That's groundskeeper Willie from The Simpsons.
19:28I never heard of that guy.
19:29You never watched The Simpsons?
19:30Never watched The Simpsons.
19:31We don't know that guy.
19:33But it sounded pretty good.
19:35All right.
19:37Okay, gentlemen, you heard our impressions.
19:40Now it's up to you to give us an impression.
19:43We'll start with Tommy Smokes.
19:45So let me be clear.
19:47The drone strikes on Afghanistan to take out Osama bin Laden
19:52may have taken out an army of small children,
19:56but that's okay because we got bin Laden.
19:59Is this Barney?
20:00And we got him good.
20:02God bless America.
20:03I'm Barack Obama.
20:05Barack Hussein Obama.
20:06Oh, man.
20:07That was straight fire.
20:10If Barack could run for a third term, I would vote for you.
20:12You know what I'm saying?
20:13I would vote for him.
20:14All right.
20:15Frankie, let's go to you next.
20:19Yeah, I'll tell you a story about a mouse in the milk.
20:26He always churns the milk, and he goes and he goes.
20:31He turns that milk into butter.
20:34What does that mouse do?
20:36He climbs out of that jar, and he walks out on his own.
20:41It's Christopher Walken.
20:42Oh, Christopher Walken.
20:44Catch me if you can.
20:45From Catch Me If You Can, yeah.
20:46That was good.
20:47That was freaking good.
20:49Maybe the most basic impression you could do.
20:51Keep that in mind, Pete.
20:52No, way better than Obama.
20:54You sounded horrific.
20:56You think a black man sounds horrific?
20:58Do you think it's horrific to sound like a black man?
20:59I thought a white man trying to sound like a black man was horrific, yeah.
21:01That's 20-25.
21:02That impression was so good, the economy's about to go back down right now.
21:06Should have known.
21:08I appreciate both of your guys' offerings,
21:11but you might remember this character as the lead role.
21:14You can't preface it.
21:15From the movie Rocky.
21:20Yo, Adrian.
21:22I did it.
21:26I think mine was way better.
21:27Pete's was way better.
21:28Pete's was so much better.
21:30What?
21:31Are you trying to upstage Pete?
21:37That was good.
21:38That was fucking good.
21:39I thought Pete was my childhood hero.
21:42You took a lane that was occupied, bro.
21:44I could have been a contender.
21:47You got him with a little bit of the British accent.
21:50He's a thot, he's a thot.
21:52I thought it was going to be something you would relate to.
21:54No, I can relate to it.
21:56You said Rocky's your childhood hero.
21:58He was.
21:59That's what I mean.
22:00No matter how bad he took a beating,
22:02he got back up and kept going.
22:04You know what I'm saying?
22:05What if I'm Mick?
22:06I'm like, hey, there.
22:08Hey, Rocky, you really got it, Rock.
22:10I'm about to start chasing the chicken right now.
22:12That's my submission.
22:13Hey, come on, Rock, you got it.
22:15If we all get 10, if we all get 10.
22:18All right, so, little Pete, for 100 points,
22:20who had the best impression?
22:22All right, now that he did Mickey, this guy.
22:24That's bullshit.
22:26You can't get two impressions.
22:29That's controversial.
22:30We got, like, one more fight.
22:31Come on, you know what I'm saying?
22:33You're in integrity.
22:34You have integrity.
22:35He trusted.
22:36He got two impressions.
22:38Little Pete is a judge.
22:39He gets final say.
22:40Though it's controversial, Roan gets 100 points.
22:43Bullshit, Pete.
22:45Good stuff, Pete.
22:47All right, Roan, you're in control of the board.
22:49I'll do judge 200, please.
22:51All right, judge for 200.
22:53Funniest catchphrase.
22:54The best comedians have catchphrases.
22:56Get her done.
22:57You might be a redneck.
22:59I know might.
23:00Little Pete, what is your catchphrase?
23:02Little Pete don't give a fuck!
23:06That's right, baby.
23:08That's right.
23:09You guys are going to give us your best comedic catchphrase
23:13that you would use.
23:14Hey, I'm Rocky's best friend, Mick.
23:18And this comedy coming from me.
23:20Okay, you do that every time you're on stage?
23:23I've never been on stage.
23:24Hypothetically, if you will.
23:26Hypothetically.
23:27They put me on the spot.
23:28I'm going to use my second one.
23:30Hey, two in the pink, one in the stink.
23:33Hell yeah, baby.
23:36You're speaking to him.
23:38You're speaking his language.
23:39I had a bottle of Cialis with the label ripped off.
23:44Oh, you're winning this one, baby.
23:46What was that?
23:47He picked his catchphrase.
23:49You're winning this one.
23:50Yes!
23:52I was on my way to a strip club.
23:54I got pulled over.
23:55I had a bottle of Cialis in my cup holder with the label ripped off.
24:02Cop holds it up to the light, and he says,
24:04you know it's illegal to carry this without a prescription, right?
24:07I said, officer, what would the charge be?
24:09Attempt to get an erection in the first degree?
24:13This game is rigged.
24:15Little Pete just might have revealed his hand there.
24:18Tommy Smokes, you're in control of the board.
24:20Let's keep it rolling with Little Pete.
24:21We'll do judge for 300.
24:23Now, Seinfeld is probably the most successful comedian of all time,
24:27so you guys are going to give us a Seinfeld-esque joke,
24:31some observational humor.
24:33We'll give you a little extra time to think of this
24:35while you guys are thinking.
24:36Little Pete, do you have a Seinfeld-esque joke?
24:39I like in one of the very first episodes when he was doing his stand-up,
24:42and he was like, everybody needs to understand this is out.
24:46When people say let's go out, this is what they're talking about.
24:49This is out right here, this.
24:51That's good.
24:52We can't outdo Seinfeld, so why not just take a joke from the show?
24:55I like that.
24:56Good job, Little Pete.
24:58What are you writing?
25:00I don't think you write it.
25:01We don't get to write it down?
25:03You could, I guess, if you can't memorize it.
25:05I'd lose points for that.
25:06If they say it in a style.
25:07Yeah, we're freestyling right now.
25:09Yeah, this is freestyle.
25:11Exactly.
25:12Exactly.
25:13Let's take the mic.
25:14Right, right.
25:16You ever notice how there's a real haves and have-nots
25:19when it comes to the homeless community?
25:21You know, a lot of people, they see a talented homeless man
25:24singing, playing the piano, they give them money.
25:27Me, I'm going to give my money to the untalented homeless people.
25:32The guy sitting there like a lump on the log, he's got no talent.
25:36The guy with the talent I'm going to hand to America
25:39has got talent application too.
25:41To me, I want to hand my money over to the people
25:44that have nothing else in their life.
25:46All right, Little Pete, what did you think?
25:48I thought that was good.
25:49That was good.
25:50Frankie, we're going to you.
25:51Okay.
25:53You know, you go in these bathrooms and you just want to pee.
25:58You got to give a guy a dollar to pee.
26:01You know, why is the nicest restaurant you got to give a dollar to pee?
26:05I'm already paying for the food.
26:06I got to pay to pee.
26:08He sounds like Seinfeld.
26:09You sound like Troy Bond doing Seinfeld.
26:12So that's actually Tommy's Thursday Thoughts Volume 1.
26:15My first ever thought was about bathroom.
26:16If you were doing a Troy Bond impression doing Seinfeld, that's 100.
26:19All right.
26:20It's somewhere in the Seinfeld universe, right?
26:22Exactly.
26:23Troy Bond's a New York City comedian.
26:24It's a better joke than what he had written.
26:25He does a great Seinfeld impression, and you sounded more like that.
26:28You know what I'm saying?
26:29So, Little Pete, I'm going to forfeit the impression part
26:31because I just think the premise is good enough to stand on its own
26:34without the half-assed impression.
26:36So I think Seinfeld meets an Asian girl and the Asian girl's friend,
26:42but he can't tell them apart from one another,
26:45so he brings another one of his buddies to go on a date,
26:49but at the end, the Asian girls can't tell the two white dudes
26:53apart from each other.
26:56Yeah, he didn't like that.
26:57I'm not sure what's going on.
26:59What is the premise for the joke?
27:01It's hard to hold that economy on its head.
27:03No, no, no.
27:04We're doing impressions.
27:05We're not doing impressions.
27:06This isn't the impression hour.
27:07It's premise for a joke.
27:08We're doing Seinfeld joke.
27:09Impression was extra points.
27:10Impression was extra points.
27:12But he's winning this round for the Troy Bond impression.
27:15I would have never guessed that.
27:17I have not heard a better Troy Bond Seinfeld impression.
27:20He was a Troy Bond.
27:22He was a Troy Bond.
27:24He's a comedian.
27:25Legend.
27:26He's a legend.
27:27What a twist.
27:28What a twist from Lil' Pete.
27:30Cheer for Lil' Pete.
27:31Thank you for coming on and being a guest judge.
27:34You can see him at the Emerald City.
27:36Lil' Pete, everybody.
27:38Lights go down, crowd still roaring.
27:40Lil' Pete's name, yeah, they all adore him.
27:43One more joke, then I take my bow.
27:45Mic drop smooth, yo, I'm out for now.
27:49Yo, Lil' Pete, don't give a fuck.
27:52Yes, sir.
27:53What's up?
27:55Okay, Lil' Pete.
27:57Frankie, you get the points.
27:58You're in control of the board.
28:01And now you're in second place.
28:02Yeah, no, that was a big round there.
28:04I'm going to go challenges 200.
28:05Challenges for 200.
28:07Good pick, Frankie.
28:08Good pick.
28:09This is the Body Armor Flash IV Double Points Challenge.
28:15So, Frankie, you just found yourself in second place,
28:17and now you find yourself in a position to get double points.
28:21How will you be getting double points?
28:23We will be doing a little putt-putt closest to the pin challenge.
28:28Pizza reviews, golf.
28:30I mean, is this fun?
28:31What the fuck is this?
28:32Tommy's right.
28:33This is tailored.
28:34All right, this is the Body Armor Flash IV Closest to the Pin Challenge.
28:39Each contestant will get two shots to get their ball
28:42closest to the Body Armor Flash IV bottle.
28:46All right, up first, Frankie.
28:52Ooh, blasted in there.
28:54Off the back of the couch, not bad.
28:57Next to the tee, Tommy Smokes.
29:00Oh, boy.
29:02No one touch it.
29:03That's not terrible.
29:04That's honestly a pretty good putting spot.
29:06It's getting a good roll.
29:07It's getting a good roll.
29:08And look at that roll.
29:09Look at that roll.
29:10Get on that rug.
29:12Who knows?
29:13Maybe someone will bump into it.
29:14Up next, to tee off, Roan.
29:18Ooh, this might be really good.
29:20Gently bounce.
29:21Really good.
29:22Oh, it died.
29:23God damn it.
29:24I would say it's closest right now.
29:26God damn it.
29:27I would say it's closest right now.
29:28The official measurement from Meek.
29:3249 inches.
29:34And that's 51.
29:3541.
29:36After the first shot, Frankie is the closest at 41 inches,
29:40followed by Roan at 49 inches.
29:48Oh, god damn it.
29:49It almost hit.
29:50Right past the Body Armor Flash IV bottle.
29:57Oh.
29:58Ooh.
29:59Moves Frankie closer to the pin.
30:03Oh!
30:04Oh, my god.
30:05It actually does.
30:06Oh, my god.
30:08That's a win, fellas.
30:09No, it's not.
30:10A little over 42.
30:1142 and a half.
30:13This is, this is, I got jobbed badly.
30:19Yeah, 35.
30:20That's a win, baby.
30:21Oh, yeah.
30:22Well, Frankie won the golf competition.
30:24Alert the presses.
30:25The winner of the Body Armor Flash IV closest to the pin challenge for double points, Frankie.
30:31Frankie, you get 400 points for that.
30:33You're in control of the board.
30:34Where would you like to go?
30:35I'm going to go questions 300.
30:37Questions for 300.
30:38Dave filmed a video at the American Gerbil Society.
30:43What year was this video made?
30:45Roll the tape.
30:46It's the World Gerbil Show.
30:47Have you been to a gerbil show before?
30:49We have not.
30:50I sort of suspected you might not have been to a gerbil show before.
30:53Most people haven't.
30:54We're excited to find out about it, though.
30:56Surprisingly, some of the real top gerbils that end up winning prizes can come from pet stores.
31:01Just shows that it's not always breeding, right?
31:03That's right.
31:04That's right.
31:05It's a mix of both.
31:06Okay.
31:07Look at this guy.
31:08Look at this guy.
31:09He's trying to get out.
31:10He's not going to get anywhere.
31:11He doesn't know that.
31:12He doesn't know that.
31:13He thinks he's making heavy progress.
31:15Yeah, you're looking great.
31:17Until the next gerbil show.
31:18All right.
31:19What year is the American Gerbil Society video made?
31:22Frankie is the longest-tenured employee.
31:24Let's see yours.
31:25You have to nail this.
31:26This was kind of a guess.
31:27I went 2014.
31:282014.
31:29All right.
31:30Tommy Smokes.
31:31I went 2013.
31:322013.
31:33I went 2012.
31:342012.
31:35The correct answer is 2013.
31:38Wow.
31:39Yes.
31:40Yes.
31:41That is 300 points.
31:42Yes.
31:43300 points to Tommy Smokes, and Tommy Smokes is now in the lead.
31:47Tommy.
31:48Tommy.
31:49Tommy, you are in control of the board.
31:50Where would you like to go?
31:51Let's do challenges for 300, Jeff.
31:54Headshot.
31:55Now, what will happen is you will be wearing helmets with water balloons attached to them.
31:59Last person standing with their water balloon still intact is the winner.
32:03Now, this will be first to two points.
32:05First to two, as opposed to the last game when it was first to three.
32:08Correct.
32:09Rone.
32:10I love it.
32:11I love a student of the game.
32:12Maybe a couple points.
32:13Yeah, I'll give you 50 points.
32:15All right.
32:16Let's go.
32:17That means I can win it if I get these last two.
32:19Why did you just get 50 points?
32:20Because he studied.
32:21He watched.
32:22He cares.
32:23I was there.
32:24Yeah, but you didn't just talk to me.
32:25Fair.
32:26Fair.
32:27Just showing me attention and love goes a long way.
32:29All right.
32:30Gentlemen, welcome to the Thunderdome.
32:32This is Headshot.
32:33Win two rounds, and you are the winner of the challenge for 300 points.
32:38On your mark, get set, go.
32:44Hell yeah, baby.
32:46Yeah, I like that.
32:47I like that a lot.
32:49Green down.
32:50Green down.
32:51Green down.
32:53Frankie is out.
33:01On your mark, get set, go.
33:06Tommy is out.
33:07Tommy out.
33:10Frankie out.
33:11Frankie out.
33:12Frankie out.
33:19All right, gentlemen.
33:20Round three.
33:21The only way this continues is if Frankie gets a point.
33:25Right now the score is Tommy one, Roan one, Frankie zero.
33:30Round three.
33:31On your mark, get set, go.
33:38Tommy is out.
33:39Tommy out.
33:40Come on, Frankie.
33:41Be a man for once.
33:43Roan is out.
33:44Frankie is out.
33:45Frankie, be a man for once.
33:47Road is out of it.
33:49Whoa, whoa, photo finish.
33:51Simultaneously out.
33:53Simultaneously out.
33:54We are going to look at the footage.
34:03It came down to a fraction of a second.
34:07Frankie gets the point.
34:10Now it all comes down to this.
34:11Sudden death.
34:12The last man standing will win the headshot challenge.
34:15On your mark, get set, go.
34:25My boat, my boat.
34:27Stop, stop, stop, stop.
34:34All right, I think he has to fight with two.
34:37Double sword it.
34:39On your mark, get set, go.
34:43Tommy out, Tommy out.
34:47Too hot, he came in so hot.
35:02The winner of the headshot challenge, Rome.
35:06Rome, you are the winner of the headshot challenge,
35:08getting 300 points, putting you in third place,
35:12100 points behind second, which is Frankie with 900.
35:16Not too far as Tommy smokes in first place with 1,050 points.
35:21Now- With the new bandaid.
35:22With the new bandaid.
35:23Tommy was the first blood in that, technically.
35:25All right, gentlemen, for 300 points
35:27and a chance at first place,
35:29we will be playing Milk the Meek.
35:31As you all know, Meek would rather be covered in milk
35:35than anything else.
35:37So we are going to grant him his wish.
35:38We have rigged up a contraption that will dump milk on him.
35:42Now, to dump the milk,
35:43you must shoot over that body armor water bottle.
35:48For every celebrity that you guess correctly,
35:51you will be able to move up a cone
35:54and get a shot at the water bottle.
35:57Now, we have a very special guest in the studio.
36:00He will be available as a celebrity shot.
36:02Ladies and gentlemen, Pat Beth.
36:04Whoa, oh, holy crap.
36:07I'm not a cone, I am not a cone.
36:09I'm pretty sure I'm not a cone, I'm pretty sure.
36:11Chris Paul is.
36:12I didn't say it, I'm not a cone.
36:14All right, gentlemen, when the celebrity pops up,
36:16first person to say who it is gets the point.
36:19Gary Sinise.
36:20Jason Chandler.
36:21Kyle Chandler.
36:23Tommy's correct.
36:24Tommy, you get a chance-
36:24That's not Gary Sinise.
36:25Gary Sinise.
36:27Tommy, before we take a shot,
36:28I should probably ditch this ref costume.
36:30Oh!
36:31Oh!
36:33Meek Phil showing off the guns
36:35and a juices loose tank top, love it.
36:40Oh!
36:41That's a good shot, that's a good shot.
36:42Tommy, that is a shot.
36:43So that comes pretty quick.
36:44Second celebrity.
36:45Oh, the girl from fucking TikTok.
36:48She's hot.
36:51Addison Rae.
36:52Addison Rae, that is her.
36:53That is correct, Tommy.
36:54Addison Rae.
36:54You fucking horny bastard.
36:55It's because I said the girl from TikTok.
36:57Go ahead, Pat Beth, shoot this one.
36:58Yeah, Pat, Pat.
36:59No, no, no, no, you go, you go.
37:00I want you, Pat.
37:01Celebrity shot.
37:02Tommy is calling in his celeb shot, Pat Beth.
37:05Pull this in and back and shoot.
37:07Pat Beth will have a chance to get-
37:08Oh, shit!
37:09Dump the milk on Meek.
37:11Oh!
37:11I thought that was it.
37:13Woo!
37:14I thought that was it.
37:14Did you see the way he caught it?
37:15Next celebrity.
37:17Tom Hardy.
37:19Tom Hardy.
37:20Tom Hardy is correct, Roan.
37:22Why you go?
37:24Oh!
37:25Fuck.
37:26Next celebrity.
37:27Sidney Sweeney.
37:28Yes.
37:28Oh, you fucking pervert.
37:29No, that's pervert.
37:30That's pervert shit.
37:32Frankie Borelli, A Married Man.
37:33Bravo.
37:35Oh!
37:36I thought he had it.
37:38Next celebrity.
37:40Ned Flanders.
37:41Reverend Lovejoy.
37:42That is correct, Roan.
37:43Whoa!
37:45Oh!
37:46He hit it!
37:46Roan hit the bottle,
37:47but unfortunately not enough force to knock it over.
37:50The game keeps going.
37:51Gentlemen, your next celebrity.
37:54Mike McDonald.
37:55Wow.
37:56Damn.
37:56This guy knows ball.
37:57Milk that man.
37:59Oh!
38:01Oh!
38:02Oh, shit!
38:04I mean, I hit it dead fucking hard.
38:06He would have hit it off with a karate chop.
38:08Next celebrity.
38:09Rosa Parks.
38:10Oh, he got it.
38:11Tommy Smokes.
38:12He got it, he got it.
38:13This is it, Tommy.
38:14This is your moment.
38:14Oh my.
38:15God damn it!
38:16You suck!
38:18Shut up, Meek, you fucking freak.
38:19From almost point blank, Tommy Smokes misses it.
38:22The game goes on.
38:23Next celebrity.
38:25Kevin Federline.
38:26Fred Nurse.
38:27Fred Taylor.
38:28No.
38:30I had nothing besides Kevin Federline.
38:32Next one, next one.
38:33Cumulative pass.
38:34That is Jamiroquai.
38:36What?
38:37Jamiroquai's white?
38:37Couldn't name a star, yeah, right?
38:39I was surprised too.
38:40He ain't no nigga.
38:42Wait a sec.
38:43Not my words.
38:44All right, next.
38:46Kelly Rowan.
38:46That is correct.
38:48Roan, there you go.
38:49Finish him.
38:50Roan, from point blank range.
38:52Milk that man.
38:56He's getting milked.
38:58Oh, you missed him.
39:00No shit.
39:08That makes it way better.
39:09It's not an exact science.
39:11That was my last shot too.
39:12Now we'll milk him again.
39:29100, 100.
39:40Roan hits the bottle and milks the meek.
39:44Way to milk him.
39:45Winning 300 points and first place.
39:48Why would you wear those pants, Meek?
39:50That looks like your nicest pair of pants.
39:53I've never seen him in green pants like that.
39:54I've never seen him wear pants like that.
39:56All right, ladies and gentlemen,
39:57a round of applause for Meek.
39:58Get all milky.
40:03Roan is the champion of the trivia round
40:06with 1,100 points.
40:08You will be starting in first place
40:10with the ultimate advantage
40:11in the beergasm obstacle course.
40:14In second place, Tommy Smokes.
40:171,050 points.
40:19I'll be there.
40:20You'll be starting in second place
40:21just a little bit behind Roan.
40:23And in last place with the ultimate disadvantage,
40:25Frankie, with 900 points.
40:28And beergasm is sponsored by Body Armor Flash IV,
40:31rapid rehydration.
40:33We'll be right back after these short messages.
40:39Come on, this should be a give me.
40:41Come on, Frank.
40:43Put the ball in the hole, dude.
40:47Why is the stick in there?
40:48That's never fun.
40:49Why is the stick in there?
40:51Didn't leave it.
40:51Forget about it.
40:53That was a 21-22.
40:54I actually used to rap.
40:55I was pretty good at it as well
40:57until I killed some guy in a freestyle battle
41:00and he tried to stab me.
41:02That was pretty much the end of my rapping career.
41:05You know what I'm saying?
41:12Every day you get to choose.
41:15Do I want more?
41:16Can I grow stronger?
41:19Can I get-
41:25Meek, I'm in the middle of filming something
41:27for Body Armor Flash IV.
41:28This better be good.
41:30So I'm watching the episode with my mom
41:34and the part of me getting hit in the nuts,
41:38she wants that taken out.
41:39It stays in.
41:41That's comedy.
41:44He said it stays in.
41:45It's comedy.
41:46Meek, that cheater ending?
41:48Man up!
41:49You gotta stick up to that monster.
41:51What else?
41:55Love you.
41:59How many David Goggins podcasts do we have to listen to
42:02for you to grow a pair?
42:04Huh?
42:05Huh?
42:06How many?
42:12Can I get better?
42:14I don't stop when I'm tired.
42:16I stop when I've given everything.
42:19Because greatness doesn't take breaks.
42:22Body Armor Flash IV.
42:24Rapid rehydration.
42:27Those are skate-tastic!
42:30Me and this guy have been through so much together, bro.
42:33Fucking love this guy.
42:43Gentlemen, are you ready?
42:45Yes, sir!
42:46All right.
42:47On your mark, get set, go!
42:53No, no, no.
43:01Get in there.
43:09What a Tuesday.
43:23Get out of here, Meek!
43:31What do we do here?
43:35Bitch!
43:36Illegal!
43:45Get out of here!
43:48Can you tell Roan?
43:50Roan's cheating!
43:51Seriously, Roan's cheating!
44:00I need to be able to putt mine.
44:02Yo, I need to be able to putt mine.
44:08No.
44:09Don't be the guy that ruined this lead.
44:15He didn't hit one.
44:22Oh my god, what do I do?
44:25Just drink?
44:30Is that it?
44:31I'm asking.
44:32Did I just drink?
44:35I did, I did.
44:51I got it.
45:04I forgot my cups.
45:06Oh no.
45:11Roan stole my cups!
45:16Push, push, push.
45:22Oh, fuck.
45:25Roan stole my cups.
45:26I did not.
45:28What?
45:29Roan stole my cups.
45:36What the fuck?
45:37I win, I win, I win, I win!
45:40Roan can't steal my cups.
45:42That's gotta be a win.
45:43All right.
45:44Hold on!
45:45Again, we'll start this again.
45:46Why?
45:47These two have been fighting like crazy.
45:49Why?
45:50These two have been fighting like animals.
45:52Roan.
45:53We'll start.
45:54That's the point of the beergasm.
45:55That's the point.
45:56I just won.
45:57I just won.
45:58He knocked all my cups over.
45:59Roan.
46:00You are the winner of the game show!
46:03You are the champion.
46:05You won me.
46:06You fucked me.
46:07I was about to win.
46:08There's nothing crazy as being good at this game.
46:10Roan stole my cups.
46:11Where's Bibs?
46:12Thank you so much, bro.
46:13We asked to do a fair shot.
46:14Roan, you are the winner.
46:16You get to take home the Heelys.
46:18The grand prize of Beer Game Show.
46:21Put those on.
46:22Those at home, thank you for watching.
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46:28Comment who you would like to see next on Beer Game Show.
46:31I was leading the whole goddamn game.
46:33I didn't think that would get him to win.
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