Kindergartenbeziehungen heutzutage   Jonas Ems #Shorts - video Dailymotion

Kindergartenbeziehungen heutzutage   Jonas Ems #Shorts

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00:00Well, since someone says that's a real Sand-Doh-Körper.

00:02Oh, thank you, but it's just because of the Pampers that I have the push in the booty.

00:05Have you got a date? Maybe like a Krabbel-Gruppe?

00:07Or do you have a direct relationship? Then I can just get into my friend's book. We're just a flex.

00:11Geil, man. I'm going to get you right away with a Dreirad, okay?

00:14Okay, I bring Center Shock with.

00:16Oh, how do you get that?

00:18I have contacts.

00:18Or puff, as you want.

00:20I swear, I'm just going to make both of you.

00:21But wait, I saw you last time, as you were on the playground on Tobys Bagger.

00:25Chill, man. He's already two years older than me.

00:27I'm just using it because he has a crazy game.

00:29You mean he's a sugar daddy or what?

00:30Yeah, but he's next year's school. He's a lot too old for me.

00:33Okay.

00:34Can I get a Kuss on Wange?

00:35Oha, do you think I'm going to get my first date so far away, Junge?

00:38Okay, that's good. Then you're not so easy to have.

00:40Yeah, we do. I want to have something long-term.

00:41So, mindestens 1-2 Wochen.

00:43Oha, direct Langzeit-Beziehung.

00:44We can go to Freundschaft plus, if you want.

00:46You mean, direct Kuss on Wange?

00:48Mhm.

00:49I haven't done that yet. Let's do it first, okay?

00:52Okay, then I'll just go to Tobi.

00:54We do what? He has even a girl on the face.

00:56Oha, so a boss.