00:00Music
00:20Knives, forks, bolts, horseshoes, light bulbs, nails, bottles, pipes, dishes, cups, saucers, clocks, and dances.
00:27That's fine, let me, take your valve.
00:40No, please, lawbreaker, lawbreaker, I got him, I got him, lawbreaker, please, please, please, please!
00:57The most spectacular, sensational, breathtaking highlight of this afternoon's performance, folks.
01:24We present the one and only Count Morris Leapoff in his death-defying leap for life.
01:31This fearless daredevil will ascend the ladder to the tiny platform 5,462 feet in the air.
01:37And from the dizzy heights of this lofty perch, the Count will hurl his body through space in an attempt to dive into a small tank of water far, far below.
01:47Okay, Joe, take it.
02:01Take it.
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