DRAGON BALLOOZA

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Dragon Ballooza is a thrilling, high-energy adventure where fantasy meets fun! Dive into a vibrant world filled with flying dragons, colorful balloons, epic challenges, and whimsical chaos. Whether you're dodging fire-breathing beasts or racing through balloon-filled skies, Dragon Ballooza promises heart-pounding action, magical landscapes, and non-stop excitement for players of all ages. Let the skies come alive — it’s time for the ultimate balloon-powered dragon fest!

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00:00Ha ha ha, another pathetic adventurer come to steal my gold.

00:07Do you know how many cities I've razed to the ground to procure my whore?

00:13How many so-called heroes I've burnt to a crisp?

00:17What makes you think you stand any chance against my might?

00:22Well, for one, I'm not here for your gold.

00:25You're not?

00:26Ah, then you must have come to rescue the princess.

00:31Please, free me, hero.

00:33Did the king send you?

00:34He can have his precious daughter back once he coughs up one million pieces of gold.

00:41Maybe the king did send me.

00:44Ha, as I thought.

00:45Or maybe.

00:46Huh?

00:46Maybe I'm here for those scaly orbs betwixt your legs.

00:52Uh, what?

00:53Legends foretell that whosoever collects seven Dragon Balls shall be granted any wish they desire.

00:59I-I don't think that's true.

01:01Two more.

01:03And I get my wish.

01:05Oh, oh god, are those real?

01:08Ew.

01:08You're a f***ing sickle, you know that?

01:11And a fool, too.

01:14For I am the most powerful of all dragons.

01:18Zeth.

01:18My claws are spears.

01:21My wings are hurricanes.

01:24You really like gold, huh?

01:26Obviously.

01:27I can give you gold.

01:29You-you can.

01:30Where are you at?

01:38Get off me, one sec!

01:44It cannot be.

01:46The legends are true.

01:47I wish this dragon can have all the gold he can hold.

01:51Oh, really?

01:52Thanks, man.

01:53In his bow.

01:54I want to.

01:55Oh, no.

01:58Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!

01:59I'm like, no!

02:05Oh.

02:06My-my god.

02:08I don't believe it.

02:09You actually rescued my daughter in time for her birthday.

02:13And you captured the dragon as prisoner?

02:16Well, actually, I had something else in mind.

02:18Oh?

02:20I'm gonna die!

02:21No!

02:22No!

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02:30Featuring gritty artwork of your favorite characters.

02:33Hand drawn by myself and Mrs. Soup.

02:36High on autism.

02:38So you know they're good.

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02:43Goodbye.

02:48Bye.

02:55Bye.

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