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पति पत्नी के मजेदार चुटकुले // साजन और कशिश की मजेदार कॉमेडी - Rampat harami Nautanki - Comedy Video
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5/12/2025
पति पत्नी के मजेदार चुटकुले // साजन और कशिश की मजेदार कॉमेडी - Rampat harami Nautanki - Comedy Video
पति पत्नी के मजेदार चुटकुले // साजन और कशिश की मजेदार कॉमेडी - Rampat harami Nautanki - Comedy Video
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00:00
I
00:30
I'm going to show you a good film.
00:32
Tell me which one is going to show you.
00:34
Oh, they are watching.
00:36
Which one?
00:37
Bugs.
00:38
Bugs.
00:39
Bugs.
00:40
Bugs.
00:41
Bugs.
00:42
Bugs.
00:43
Which one?
00:44
Which one?
00:45
Which one?
00:47
Which one?
00:48
Which one?
00:49
Which one?
00:50
Jugg Jugg Company.
00:54
Look, people are looking at our house.
00:57
It's called Jugg Jugg Company.
00:59
Bugs.
01:00
Bugs.
01:01
Listen.
01:02
These films are like this.
01:04
You haven't seen anything.
01:05
Why are you talking about it?
01:06
Let's see.
01:07
My husband is my mother.
01:08
You can see it.
01:10
If you don't see it,
01:11
then you will break your head.
01:13
My head won't.
01:14
The big head won't come.
01:16
We are talking about it.
01:18
We are saying that my husband is my mother.
01:20
My husband is your mother.
01:21
Let's see.
01:22
Let's see.
01:23
Let's see.
01:24
Let's see.
01:25
Let's see.
01:26
I'm sorry.
01:28
I'm sorry.
01:29
I'm sorry.
01:30
Let's see.
01:31
Let's see.
01:33
Let's see.
01:34
Let's see.
01:35
Let's see.
01:36
Let's see.
01:37
Let's see.
01:38
I don't want to see anyone on the other side.
01:41
Okay.
01:42
We don't want to see anyone on the other side.
01:44
Yes, sir.
01:45
I'm going to see everyone on the other side,
01:49
that I'm going to be my daughter's daughter's son.
01:59
My love.
02:01
Yes, sir.
02:02
You got a ticket?
02:03
House full.
02:04
What do you mean?
02:06
No ticket.
02:07
No ticket.
02:08
No ticket.
02:09
No ticket.
02:10
No ticket.
02:11
You said my husband, my god,
02:13
let me take a look.
02:14
Look at this.
02:15
Look at this.
02:19
Look at this.
02:20
We've got a number of questions.
02:22
We've got a number of questions.
02:25
Do you see a picture?
02:27
Yes.
02:28
Will you get a black?
02:29
Huh?
02:30
In black.
02:31
In black.
02:32
Do you have a work?
02:34
Tell me.
02:35
You go in 5 minutes.
02:37
Go in 5 minutes.
02:38
Go in 5 minutes.
02:39
Go in 5 minutes.
02:41
I'm going in 5 minutes.
02:42
Go in 5 minutes.
02:43
Go in 5 minutes.
02:44
So, let's go in 5 minutes.
02:45
Do you like this?
02:46
Here, go in 5 minutes.
02:47
Do you want to see anything?
02:48
No.
02:49
foreign
03:03
foreign
03:19
I
03:49
This is my wife.
03:52
We know everything about her.
03:55
You're my friend.
03:57
You're my friend.
03:59
Come on.
04:01
I'll show you a picture.
04:04
Are you wrong?
04:07
Pick, pick, pick.
04:10
The woman of the first time she was so beautiful,
04:14
she was like a drink.
04:15
Let's go.
04:17
I will listen to you too, and you will listen to the jokes?
04:20
Yes, listen.
04:21
Listen, I will listen to the jokes.
04:23
A wife took her husband and went to the store.
04:30
And there was a lot of food.
04:33
When she bought food, she started to keep food,
04:36
then what happened?
04:38
What?
04:39
She stole a piece of biscuit.
04:42
He stole it?
04:43
Yes.
04:44
She stole it.
04:45
Look, when she took a house,
04:47
then she stole the woman's to the police.
04:49
In the police?
04:50
Yes.
04:51
The police stole it.
04:52
The police took her to jail.
04:54
She got in the court.
04:55
When she got in court, she asked her,
04:57
she stole a piece of bread.
04:59
She said,
05:00
How many of the biscuits were in the biscuits?
05:04
She said,
05:05
She said,
05:06
She said,
05:07
She said,
05:08
She said,
05:09
She said,
05:10
She said,
05:11
She said,
05:12
She said,
05:13
She said,
05:15
She said,
05:17
She said,
05:19
She said,
05:21
She said,
05:23
I shook her.
05:25
foreign
05:39
foreign
05:55
I was singing in a song.
05:59
And she was happy to be happy.
06:01
Like, how are you?
06:02
Like, you are.
06:03
We're singing.
06:05
We're singing.
06:07
We don't know.
06:08
We don't forget.
06:10
Like, you're saying,
06:11
how good.
06:12
You're so good.
06:15
You're so sweet.
06:17
You're so sweet.
06:19
Oh, ma.
06:22
What's happening?
06:23
How did you get out of it?
06:25
I'm sorry.
06:26
I'm listening to you another one.
06:28
One duck.
06:29
One duck.
06:30
A bank has come.
06:31
He took a bank.
06:34
A bank has come.
06:36
He said, you saw me.
06:38
He said, yes.
06:40
He shot me.
06:41
He saw me.
06:43
He saw a duck.
06:45
He was so cute.
06:46
Two men were sitting.
06:48
He asked, why?
06:49
You saw me.
06:51
One said, sir,
06:52
I haven't seen you.
06:53
My wife has seen me.
06:55
Where is it?
06:56
He said, she said, I'll give you the police.
06:58
I'll give you the help.
06:59
Ha ha ha ha.
07:00
You're so funny.
07:01
What a joke.
07:04
One minute, one minute, one minute, one minute, one minute.
07:06
What are you listening to the joke?
07:08
Then, I'll grow up.
07:09
You gave me the joke in the first place.
07:12
You gave me jail.
07:14
In the third place, you gave me to die.
07:17
And in the second place, you gave me a mother.
07:20
How are you jokes?
07:22
It's jokes, it's jokes, it's jokes.
07:24
Why are you frustrated?
07:26
It's not jokes.
07:27
Okay, so I'll tell you.
07:28
I'll tell you my wife.
07:29
That's not jokes.
07:30
I'll tell you the joke.
07:31
They'll give you the joke.
07:33
Then, after the .
07:35
Or this had to go up.
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