WHAT HAPPENED TO MIA KHALIFA

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00:00Unkar, why do you keep your name? We didn't decide.

00:02My husband told me that he is a farmer OP.

00:06Why? What is a farmer OP?

00:07I am a farmer.

00:09I am telling him to crush me.

00:13You are damn cool like Unkar but I don't think you can be a farmer.

00:16Because we hope one day Dhoni will be on this podcast.

00:19One day.

00:20So I think we should just keep this thing free a little bit.

00:24Crusher OP.

00:25I mean just call dealer OP.

00:27I mean one day to go straight.

00:29Unkar doesn't even deny.

00:32Why do you deny?

00:34Why do you deny is the question we've all been asking Virat Kohli this week also.

00:38Anyway on that note.

00:40Yo yo yo welcome to our episode.

00:42Yoji Gang is here with us.

00:44We got Banker OP, Prisoner OP, Banger OP, Kidnapper OP and joining us for the first time is Unkar aka Crusher OP in the house.

00:52Welcome Unkar.

00:54How's it going Unkar?

00:55How's it going Unkar?

00:56How's it going Unkar?

00:57Why are you drinking water in the morning?

00:58I'm drinking water in the morning.

00:59I'm drinking water in the morning.

01:00I'm drinking water in the morning.

01:01But this whole day has become my ester.

01:02Sustainable smoking.

01:05Very important.

01:06Someone said Unkar looks like Karthik Aryan on ozampik.

01:11He feels like Unkar.

01:15He feels like Unkar.

01:17He looks like North Indian Naveed.

01:27Someone has said Unkar looks like Vikrant Masih was actually 12th Phil.

01:32On that note let's start the episode.

01:37In Kool-Oriang town, there is a house in the town.

01:39In a pickup truck, there is a big road in the road.

01:42What?

01:43What?

01:44What?

01:45What?

01:46What?

01:47What?

01:48What?

01:49I have heard the news like this.

01:51I think I have heard the news like this.

01:52Yeah.

01:53All the people die.

01:55Top shit guy guru moments.

01:56This is how I heard the news like this.

01:57Top shit guy guru moments.

01:58Top shit guy guru moments.

01:59Top shit guy guru moments brought to you by ICICI life insurance.

02:14After the bussie also.

02:20Thanks for totally not explaining it.

02:38This is self-explanatory, Mumbai is going to go.

02:45I don't know what I am learning today.

02:48Because in some corner of the internet.

02:51Algorithm interaction is a nightmare.

02:58If you make a person in the 50th century, you are saying everything in the same way.

03:02Algorithm.

03:04Algorithm registered interaction.

03:07Algorithm, Registerd, Share, Like, Subscribe.

03:17Colliderus.

03:18People are going to tease Mark Zagarbakh in the comments .

03:21Say the air!

03:233 4 minus 6 plus 5 minus 1 plus 2, 1, 2, minus 5, minus 4, plus 3, 1, minus 5, plus 7, minus 8, plus 2, 3, 4, minus 1, plus 7, minus 4, plus 7, minus 4, plus 8, plus 7, minus 4, plus 8, plus 9, plus 8, plus 10.

03:36It's so cute.

03:38It's so cute.

03:40Bro, these people are like a slam poetry time, right?

03:44Yeah.

03:46Yeah.

03:48How much is 44 plus 59?

03:55It's tunak tunak tunak tunak tunak tunak.

03:58Me calculating wedding karcha while dancing in Bharat.

04:02Rahul Ravid completing Vaibhav's homework so he can focus on his batting.

04:10Kastrol is the powerhouse of all icons.

04:16Kostub is saying wrong line.

04:18What is 4x plus 5?

04:20And he's writing that you thought about this.

04:24But it was sweet.

04:26Kostub generally just went like,

04:28Guys, there's something with Kastrol.

04:31Oh, yes.

04:33I got a cashfall from Mitochondria.

04:36Kostub, this is for you.

04:38Beautiful mind, word association.

04:43Omkar, why don't you make like an algorithm and register an interaction?

04:49Omkar's meme reaction.

04:50Yeah.

04:51How's your reaction?

04:52Omkar, how does it make like a meme reaction?

04:54Also, you say, Omkar gets a meme reaction you're having.

04:56Wow, that's good.

04:57You're a nice man.

04:58You're a nice man.

04:59And he's a nice man.

05:00When he's a nice man, he says,

05:02If you're a happy man, you're a happy man.

05:04That's right.

05:05You're a happy man.

05:06It's funny.

05:07Somebody wrote in the chat, Omkar seems like one of us.

05:10Welcome to chat Omkar.

05:12Omkar has been a great audit.

05:14Omkar has made an audit.

05:16Aumkar has said that there are a lot of people in the live show that there is a lot of people in the live show, but there is no one in the video.

05:28He said guys Khaustub's face is white and he is white.

05:35Aumkar please add this to the minutes of the meeting.

05:43Guys Khaustub is running.

05:44Khaustub is running.

05:46Khaustub is running.

05:47Khaustub is running.

05:48Khaustub is running.

05:50Khaustub is running.

05:51Khaustub is running.

05:53Khaustub is running.

05:58Khaustub is running.

05:59He has got greater density in his right forearm than his left.

06:03So that suggests there might have been some kind of specialist activity that he was constantly doing.

06:10Panja lada dada.

06:12He was doing a little thing.

06:15Khaustub is running.

06:19Khaustub is running.

06:20I actually completely disagree with you Piyush.

06:24Because like even if a modern human being wandered into a cave and they were there long enough and saw a cave painting, they'd manage.

06:30They'd manage.

06:31Of course.

06:32They'd manage.

06:33They'd manage.

06:34You guys are using air cell.

06:35You are the visionary guy.

06:36Air cell.

06:37You are empty NL.

06:38They are empty NL.

06:40Khaustub will be delivered in two days.

06:42No.

06:43No.

06:44But in the building, they would open and say boobs.

06:48And then he'd go.

06:52Bangalore also came.

06:53Bobi.

06:57Thanks.

06:58I was reading it.

06:59I was reading it from the first love of other dick pic.

07:01I was reading it from the third one.

07:02I left.

07:03I left.

07:04I left.

07:05I left.

07:06I left.

07:07I left.

07:08Who wrote it in the chat?

07:09I would like to be feedback.

07:10I am not doing it.

07:11I am not doing it.

07:12I am not doing it.

07:13I am not doing it.

07:15You guys are doing it.

07:16I am not doing it.

07:17If you guys have been full of childhood, then go ahead.

07:47He has depressed and restarted him.

07:51He's also made a song.

07:52What song?

07:54I thought he was a metaphorical song.

07:57No, no.

07:59Hey, you remember that song?

08:01My dad fell on the floor and I put a stick in my heart.

08:03I'm a fool of my father's ass.

08:08Is this the same thing or is this the same thing?

08:11Did you have specific plans against somebody like Saim Ayoub?

08:18You got the all-important wicket against him.

08:20And we've seen that, you know, he's sort of struggled in the HPL PSL,

08:24but he's always a crucial wicket because he can sort of take the game away.

08:27Excuse me, who's that?

08:29Saim Ayoub.

08:30That's my teammate.

08:31I'm sorry.

08:36Who was that?

08:37Who was that?

08:38This PSL.

08:39I think if we wait long enough, Rishabh Panth will do the same, bro.

08:50I think in the next LSG game, Goenka bat.

08:54In the next match, he's going to bat here, ball here.

08:59I'm going to see where I'm going to see where I'm going.

09:01Pius, we're not going to see the whole match.

09:04I've just realized, man, IPL fans and anime fans talk the same.

09:17Hey, brother.

09:18Sugar Mommies.

09:19Sugar Mommies.

09:20Sugar Mommies.

09:21Sugar Mommies.

09:22Where are they?

09:23They give treatment.

09:24They give treatment.

09:25They give treatment.

09:26They give treatment.

09:27Okay.

09:28I don't expect this genre of men who are like, go be someone else's problem.

09:33Columbus knew so much about India.

09:36Let's go and see.

09:38This Sugar Mommies is a MILF.

09:40Mother, I'd like to find.

09:43I didn't go for a four-way.

09:45I went for a Chohraha.

09:51Oh, man.

09:52Please, please, please.

10:05In the house, Mr Fresher, it's got some fees for his Ren style.

10:07Too scary.

10:11Into his вышi.

10:13We just have led him to this episode.

10:21I don't know why, but I like it, scaring my God, you're divine, give me them, give me them,

10:43of all things I did not think Deepak Kalal will show up there, that's like me looking

11:02at Omkar right now and his face turning into Deepak Kalal, guys some of my jokes you'll

11:09only get it once the video is ready, look at this face, look at this face, if I don't

11:20love this face, then what will it be?

11:24You didn't like this bro, to the camera like this?

11:31You didn't like this bro, to the camera like this?

11:38You didn't like this bro, to the camera like this?

11:42Wow, rare footage of Poonam Pandey.

12:05Rare footage of Poonam Pandey whenever I say in my childhood, my therapist always goes like,

12:24Yes, yes, say.

12:29This is happening now.

12:39My parents don't know anything about anxiety, they just feel like the mood is bad.

12:47I try to explain to my mother like how I go to therapy, etc. You should also go to therapy.

12:53She's like, no, no, no, I don't need to go to therapy. Anyway, I have to go out.

12:57Okay, where are you going? I have to go to my tarot card reader.

13:01What? Come on bro, what are you saying?

13:05Everyone basically needs like one person to generally talk to.

13:10Yes. For like, I think our generation, it's like, okay, therapist. For my dad's generation, it was

13:15at Nahi ki Dukan. For mom, it's probably tarot card reader.

13:18No, and for uncles, it's that tree in the colony.

13:32She's treeling the joke.

13:40She's treeling the joke.

13:43I thought I was a kid.

13:46I was a kid.

13:48It's not a day.

13:49I'll be at a day and I'm going to be at a real life.

13:52And then I'll be at home and after the rest of my family.

13:54It'll be a big.

13:55You're an idiot.

13:57I think it's the best for the character, by the way.

13:58De-realization.

13:59What do you mean?

14:00I am a copier mechanism.

14:02I just called Christopher Nolan.

14:05I want to make an app.

14:07where a depressed person will open a video and in front of a therapist will be the other depressed person.

14:12He says Microsoft Teams.

14:16We've been making all these jokes about going to therapy, talking to your therapist, etc.

14:21But the fact is that therapy is actually, it can be very expensive for most people.

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14:56You've seen some clips.

14:57The episode is very viral now.

15:00I hope you're enjoying watching me on your screen.

15:02Whoever the teacher is, I apologize.

15:04And I'm a comedian so I'm used to apologizing.

15:08The cringiest thing you have done for a boy.

15:11I used to message him saying I'm someone else.

15:13That is a confession.

15:14I would message him as myself also saying sorry.

15:17Anyway, so you guys must have seen this show.

15:19It's already a few episodes and already live.

15:21You guys must go check it out.

15:23What may have happened in those 10 minutes is that I ate something.

15:32This is a very good game.

15:33I would say that I am hungry.

15:35Yes.

15:36Very good game.

15:40I would say that I am hungry.

15:41Let me ask you.

15:42I know that all of those AI-generated videos were done.

15:46You never had a problem.

15:47You know what to do with us.

15:49What to do with us?

15:50I am, you and others.

15:51What do we do with us?

15:53You prepare the things we planned.

15:55Day, day, day, day, day.

15:58There's a song with me.

16:00I will sit there.

16:02You can't sing it.

16:03Donny Sinz's mind is MIA BAI's daring.

16:07Virat Kohli could also say that AI-generated.

16:14But he didn't say it.

16:15He went with the worst, worst excuses.

16:17Like I saw something like that.

16:19He gave me this phone.

16:21What do you think?

16:22What do you think?

16:23Tarzan the Wonder phone.

16:25They are already taking him to Rajasthan Royals.

16:41Yes.

16:42I am going for you.

16:44I am going for you.

16:45I am going for you one year ago.

16:47The wicket is up to him.

16:49Past husband age.

16:51How are you giving your mouth to LBW?

16:54One is a dog and two kids.

16:57One is called.

16:58One is called.

16:59Kupulong.

17:00Kupulong.

17:01Kupulong.

17:02Kupulong.

17:03Kupulong.

17:04Kupulong.

17:05Kupulong.

17:06Kupulong.

17:07Kupulong.

17:08Kupulong.

17:09Kupulong.

17:10What was that?

17:11This was a story.

17:12Who said, Madam, stop talking.

17:13You will earn money.

17:14He will earn money.

17:15Oh, Matt.

17:17Oh, Matt.

17:23Oh, Matt.

17:27Hey.

17:28From the Hope.

17:30Oh my God.

17:40I'm not going to miss Andrew.

17:42You were just saying that you were just doing well.

17:45You were also doing well parking.

17:49I was coming from Amri Sir and Mocha.

17:53Look, my laddu is welcoming.

17:58and look at Moussa Ji also

18:00Hello

18:02Look at how happy

18:04Look at how happy

18:06Come

18:08Come

18:14Moussa Ji is looking for Samosa Ji

18:16Come

18:18He is looking for scooting

18:20Moussa Ji is not open but we will go without

18:26He looks like an IPL

18:30He looks like an IPL

18:32Look how he looks like a style

18:34He is welcoming

18:36Me and Onka speaks

18:50How are you doing?

18:52I killed him in Fruit Ninja

18:54I can get two dozen

18:56He can get into a quick commerce

18:58Please please Satta

19:00Play with your hands

19:02Play with your hands

19:04Play with your hands

19:06Play with your house

19:08Play with your own

19:10Play with you once

19:12Play with you

19:14That is true

19:16Mutual funds are a risk

19:18Satta has seven letters

19:20If you keep writing it with four A's

19:22It will have seven letters

19:24I don't know

19:26But it is a joke fix

19:32I will put my hands

19:34I will put my hands

19:36My goal is to give children to China and China

19:38To give children to China

19:40To give children to China

19:42To give children to China

19:44What do you want to do?

19:46I want to play a athlete

19:48Mixed martial arts

19:50This means a lot of

19:51You have to go to the Olympics

19:52Yes

19:53You have to go to the Olympics

19:54Yes

19:55This was a C-section

19:56That's right

19:57I love you

19:58Doctor man

19:59Doctor man

20:20That was so good

20:21Let's start. The teacher is gone.

20:25Listen to me, it's a classic.

20:26Listen to me, a street joke.

20:28Listen to me.

20:29Once again, a shoe is standing with a hand.

20:32It's under the nail.

20:33So the nail is falling in the hand.

20:35So the shoe is saying, ouch.

20:37So the shoe is saying, ouch, it's not going to go short.

20:39It's like a shot.

20:41What's going on in the classroom?

20:43What are you doing?

20:45What are you doing?

20:47When I'm not here, what are you doing?

20:49What are you doing?

20:51Look at our eyes too.

20:54What are you up there?

20:56Yes.

20:57Will you cast them?

20:58Yes.

21:01I'm sorry.

21:03Now Guruji, you are up there.

21:09This is Ramdev's whole life is a dance-off, no?

21:12Dance-off?

21:13Like, his whole life is just this gigantic dance-off.

21:17Khalil's mouth is closed.

21:20I'm sorry.

21:22I'm sorry.

21:23I'm sorry.

21:24I'm sorry.

21:25I'm sorry.

21:26I'm sorry.

21:27I'm sorry.

21:28You have to talk about the ball.

21:29You have to do it.

21:30I'm sorry.

21:31It's not going to be out.

21:33I'm not going to be out.

21:45Blink it.

21:46Blink it.

21:47What's going on?

21:48Baby powder is giving me away, baby powder is giving me away.

21:52Accidentally put a comma in your search.

21:56When you order Balak Paneer on Swiggy.

22:03Hit the ball!

22:07I'm done.

22:10Why bro? Just hit it!

22:36I'm not able to ask this question.

22:38Is my mother's daughter?

22:40I'm not able to ask anyone's daughter.

22:42What do you have to tell us?

22:44We'll put it together.

22:46Boobs guys.

22:48What do you have?

22:49There's one boob.

22:50Just keep it.

22:52One boob will go.

22:54My wife works.

22:58Don't ask such questions.

23:00Me too omkar but for joke.

23:06We'll put it together.

23:24In the traffic jam.

23:28You need to run a song for 4 days.

23:33I'm going to go ahead.

23:34I'm going to say you're late.

23:35We can't get back.

23:36Actually, the antra was going on.

23:40But which one of you are going to go?

23:42If you're going to get married.

23:43It's okay Kostu.

23:44Just let the silence be for a second.

23:46Yeah, yeah.

23:47We don't need talking points.

23:51Kostu is like,

23:52friends, which one of your favourite ambulance is?

23:56Kostu started crowd work here.

23:58Oh wait.

24:00If it's pink,

24:01it's less estrogen in the body.

24:02It's less estrogen.

24:03Purple, it's more estrogen.

24:04Orange, it's bacteria infection.

24:05It's grey, it's vaginosis.

24:06If you're neutral,

24:07you're safe.

24:08But if you're mid-cycle,

24:09it's an early pregnancy sign.

24:10And if you're bright red,

24:11you're healthy.

24:12So this is PCOS or early pregnancy sign

24:15And if it is bright red, then you can be healthy

24:18If you look at the face

24:19My hair is a little bit of a color

24:21I'm going to put it in the background

24:27So I'm going to put it wide now

24:29If you put it in the blue line, you can put it in your reach

24:32Then you can kill it

24:33I understand what I'm saying

24:35I can't believe it

24:36I'm going to put it in the background

24:39If you're so angry, you're playing rock paper and scissor

24:42I'm going to put it in the background

24:47I'm going to put it in the background

24:49Rock paper and scissor

24:51What else can that symbol mean?

24:54If you do it, you can put it in the background

24:56You can't do it

24:58Oh yeah

25:06Oh

25:10Wow

25:12Wow

25:13Wow

25:14Oh

25:15Wow

25:24I don't know how to live without a man.

25:29Sorry.

25:30But behind there is a person who has a murder case.

25:36Guys, guys, guys.

25:37Atip Asylum.

25:41But I don't know, Sambit can be able to learn so much.

25:47What to do when your algorithm registers an interaction?

25:50I heard love-marriage.

25:53This is the first time I saw love-divorce.

25:55I didn't see that.

25:57Carbohydrates or protein?

25:59Protein.

26:00Protein or lepers?

26:01Lepers or nucleic acid?

26:03Nucleic acid or genes?

26:06Genes or chromosomes?

26:08Serap or serap?

26:09Serap or serap chromosome?

26:10Aap ki jar?

26:11May repay chan?

26:12Who are chromosomes?

26:13Who are chromosomes?

26:14Yes.

26:15What a nice, very nice too, nice.

26:18Piusz's brain rot.

26:23Piusz's brain rot?

26:25Piusz's brain rot?

26:27When you look at the paper,

26:28if you think anywhere,

26:30that I don't have any questions.

26:32I'm telling you,

26:33in your mind,

26:34say paper is your...

26:35Serap paper has given you,

26:37same to you, back to you, no return.

26:39Just a quick reminder to whoever needs it,

26:43uh, you're not beating a kangaroo in a fight.

26:46We're gonna take probably one or two more years for that to happen.

26:49But look at this, you guys.

26:50Look how precious he is.

26:52And he hasn't even landed a single kick yet.

26:56Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

26:58Oh!

26:59Mwah!

27:04He was baffled by that kiss.

27:10What are we doing?

27:11A film genre you think you can never adapt to?

27:14On.

27:16He has won.

27:18He won with that one answer, he won.

27:20Yes, one.

27:22Yes, one.

27:24Yes, one.

27:26Yes, one.

27:28Yes, one.

27:30Lingam.

27:32Lingam.

27:34Aata maazi nikalli.

27:40Meeri manzil hai kada.

27:44Kullu sahiba.

27:46Kera Kullu sahiba.

27:48Horo 중Kov checked by Lukithiri

27:50.

27:57Hello sir

28:00You served your

28:00I will remove the vehicle from here.

28:02What's

28:04... 5 minutes?

28:06Don't keep that man.

28:08Listen to my story.

28:10Listen to me some truth sir?

28:12You just standing on your back?

28:14Nothing?

28:16You're not listening to me.

28:18You're listening to me.

28:18Okay.

28:20I'm going to get out of the car.

28:21Please.

28:22Listen.

28:24No, I'm going to go with scooters.

28:26Sir, I'm sleeping.

28:27My dog is keeping my dog.

28:32All right.

28:33That's for today's episode.

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28:42There is a toll-free helpline that you can call

28:44if you want to discuss any stuff.

28:45But if you call them and you say

28:46they'll probably still help you out.

28:50But don't do that.

28:51On that note, check out the website.

28:52Call the number.

28:53See you guys next time.

28:54Goodbye.

29:15Bye-bye.

29:16Bye-bye.

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