00:00The End
00:30The End
01:00Here she is, the big attraction
01:02Ethel, the human chimpanzee
01:06She reads, writes, plays a piano and milks a cow
01:10Ha ha! Something for men only
01:15Reading a diver and keeping calm
01:19Wait! Wait! Wait!
01:31Get off of my face!
01:36That settles it
01:46That's the last time that I'm going to be
01:48in this end of the horse
01:49Well, I can't go in there
01:51Why?
01:53Well, you'll look better in that end than I do
01:55Do you mean to insinuate that
01:58I look like a horse?
01:59Come on, come on, you guys, get busy
02:01Hurry up then, now, make a snap
02:02Get a move on here, run away
02:03There's too much story going on here
02:05Yes, sir
02:05Give me a hand
02:23Here?
02:24Come on, come on, come on
02:40Ladies and gentlemen,
03:04the next stupendous attraction will be the one and only distractor, the Cannonball King.
03:34The Cannonball King
04:04The Cannonball King
04:32Hold this a minute.
04:55You've ruined my first trick.
04:57Get the cannon ready.
04:58Yes.
04:58A monster cannon threat.
05:04Ladies and gentlemen,
05:08the great Destructo will catch a cannonball
05:11shot from a real cannon.
05:14And that is not all, ladies and gentlemen.
05:17Destructo will be blindfolded.
05:28Do not go flight.
05:43Do not go flight.
05:43Do not go plane.
06:17Oh, it's going to get out of here quick.
06:47Well, after seven weeks of continuous rains and no business, I'm afraid we've got to fold up. I'm flat broke.
06:54Well, how about our salary?
06:56Yeah, how about me? You haven't given me one dime since we left Houston.
07:00Well, now, just a minute. I can't give you what I haven't got. And I want to do the right thing. I've got a plan. I'm going to split up this show evenly amongst you.
07:08How do you mean?
07:09I mean that each one of you will receive some valuable part of the show in place of your salary.
07:14Now, I'm going to take and write each separate item on a piece of paper and place them in a hat. And what each one of you draw, you get.
07:21Oh! I'll probably draw the talking cuckoo.
07:24Well, nevertheless, that's what I'm going to do.
07:26What are you doing?
07:40I'm building a crate.
07:41What for?
07:44Look at what I drew.
07:45What are you going to do with it?
07:54I'm going to try and sell it to the zoo.
07:56Oh.
07:57What did you draw?
08:00I got the flea circus.
08:07Keep that box closed.
08:13Here.
08:15Now, keep it closed.
08:17Haven't I got enough trouble?
08:22Come on, Ethel.
08:25Come on, Ethel.
08:28Come on, Ethel.
08:28No!
08:29No!
08:31No!
08:45No!
08:46No!
08:53Maybe she likes you better than she does me.
08:57Go see what you can do with her.
09:15Get some rope and we'll tie him up.
09:31Get back in there.
09:32Go on, get in there.
09:34Get, get, get back in.
09:36Go on, get in there.
09:37Stand!
09:37Stand!
09:38Get in there.
09:39Stand!
09:39Oh, stand!
09:40Stand!
09:41Stand!
09:42Stand!
09:45Oh, stand!
09:45Stand!
09:46Stand!
09:47Get!
09:47Get!
09:48Get, get, get, get.
09:51What did you get in there for?
09:51None of your own business.
09:52Get me out of here.
09:55Get him in there.
09:56Get him in there.
09:57Get him in there.
09:57Get him in there!
09:59Get him in there, nail it up!
10:03Now nail it up!
10:05Nail it up quick so he won't get out now!
10:11Oh, the lion!
10:13The lion!
10:15Get!
10:17Get out!
10:27Get out!
10:51I guess we'd better get a room.
10:53How are we going to pay for it? I'm not going to die.
10:55I haven't got a dime. Well, that's simple.
10:57Why, tomorrow we'll, uh...
11:03Tomorrow we'll sell Ethel and you and me
11:05will be on Easy Street.
11:07All right, let's get a room with twin beds.
11:09Why twin beds?
11:11One for me.
11:13Well, I can't sleep with the monkey.
11:15Oh, she won't mind.
11:17You don't mind sleeping with Ollie, do you?
11:21No, she doesn't.
11:25Come on, Ethel.
11:27Two in bed.
11:33What's the matter, Joe? You're a bundle of nerves.
11:35Oh, it's that rattled-brained wife of mine.
11:37She's at it again.
11:39What is she up to now?
11:41She went out this afternoon.
11:43Here it is, 11 o'clock, and she's not back yet.
11:45If I thought she was chasing around again...
11:49Well...
11:51I wouldn't be responsible for my actions.
11:55Oh, forget it, Joe.
11:57You're getting worked up over nothing.
11:59You wait here and I'll go and see if I can get a room.
12:05There she is now.
12:07I'd like to be alone.
12:09Well, I guess I'll be going.
12:15Oh, I beg your pardon.
12:17I thought you were my wife.
12:19Well, that's quite all right.
12:21What can I do for you?
12:23Well, I'd like to get a room.
12:25Why, certainly, sir.
12:27Here, just register right here.
12:29Right here.
12:30There you are.
12:31Yes.
12:44There.
12:45No!
12:48What in heaven's name is that?
12:50Oh, yes.
12:51I forgot to mention one little item.
12:53We'd like to keep the monkey here for the night, too.
12:55No monkeys in my hotel!
12:57Get him out of here!
12:59We can't leave it outside.
13:01No, he might get cold.
13:02He's dying of ammonia.
13:03Not ammonia.
13:04He means pneumonia.
13:06I don't care if you all die of pneumonia!
13:09Get him out of here!
13:10Well, if we leave the monkey outside,
13:12can we have our room?
13:13All right, but get the monkey out of here!
13:15Yes.
13:16This is no zoo!
13:17Yes.
13:18Get it out!
13:19Get it out of here!
13:20Get it out of here!
13:21Go on!
13:22Go on!
13:23Go!
13:24Get out of here!
13:25Go!
13:26Go!
13:27Go!
13:28Now, why did you come running in there with the monkey?
13:31I just saw MGM.
13:33What do you mean, MGM?
13:35He came round with...
13:36Go!
13:37Go!
13:38Go!
13:39Go!
13:40Go!
13:41Go!
13:42Go!
13:43Go!
13:44Go!
13:45Go!
13:46Go!
13:47Go!
13:48Go!
13:49Go!
13:50Go!
13:51Go!
13:52Go!
13:54Go!
13:55Go !
13:57Go!
13:59Go!
14:00Go!
14:01Let's go get our room!
14:03Can't you hear the landlord say that we couldn't bring the monkey in there?
14:06I know he did, but what are we going to do?
14:08I've got an idea get in there
14:29Now you sneak her upstairs quietly and throw my clothes out the window. Yeah, but suppose the landlord sees us why he'll think it's me
14:38Go ahead
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16:06Oh
16:36Oh
16:42Lions in there
16:46That's a good idea what locker in there for the night have you got a lock
16:57Have you got a lock
17:06Will you quit your plane
17:36Oh
18:06I don't know.
18:32Why don't you lie still and go to sleep?
18:34You're the most fidgety person I ever saw.
18:40Move over.
18:42Ouch!
18:44How many times have I told you to trim your toenails?
19:05Get out of there!
19:06Come on, get out of there!
19:09Now sleep in there!
19:34I don't care.
19:44Take that!
20:04Amen.
20:34I'm not nervous.
20:36I'm not nervous.
20:38But I'm not nervous.
20:40I don't know.
20:42I don't know.
20:43It was the same old boy.
20:45You're still there.
20:46Even if you had a police station.
20:48I tell you that you're not getting a police station.
20:51You're right.
20:52I love you, sir.
20:53That's so good.
20:54I'm sorry.
20:56I'm sorry.
20:58I'm sorry.
20:59I'm sorry.
21:00That's so good.
21:00I guess you're going to get a police station rich.
21:03Don't throw those things on me.
21:05Quit shaking them up.
21:07Come on, we'll get in the other bed.
22:29Ethel, will you stop that and come to bed?
22:32Ethel, will you let him alone?
22:34Ethel, will you stop it and go to bed?
22:36Ethel!
22:38If that fat-headed landlord finds she's in here,
22:40he'll throw us all out.
22:42Okay.
22:44Open that door!
22:46Come on, open that door!
22:48Come on, open that door!
22:50Oh, that's him now, let's hide her!
22:52Let's hide her!
22:54I know she's in there!
22:56Open that door!
22:58Let me in there!
23:00Open that door!
23:02Open that door!
23:04I know she's in there!
23:06Open that door!
23:08Open that door!
23:12Open this door, I'm telling you.
23:14I know she's in there.
23:17Open that door.
23:19Open that door.
23:20Open that door.
23:23Let me in there, I say.
23:24Oh, but please.
23:26You want me to bring this door down?
23:30Open it.
23:31You open it.
23:35Where is she?
23:36Where is who?
23:38My, my Ethel.
23:41Note.
23:42Aha!
23:44Now, what did you get?
23:46Now, there you are, you deceitful trifler, you.
23:51To think that you would do this to me.
23:55You, the bearer of my name.
23:58The mother of my children.
24:01You know that I have loved you.
24:04Loved you more than life itself.
24:08Go.
24:09Don't!
24:11Ethel!
24:12Huh?
24:13Get that thing out of here!
24:16You think you loved it?
24:17Get it out of here!
24:19Get that thing out of here!
24:21Get out of here!
24:23Come on, Ethel.
24:26Come on, Ethel.
24:27Get out of here.
24:28Get out of here!
24:29Oh, oh, oh!
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