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The funny reels
  • 5/9/2025
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00:00Everybody freeze.
00:01Give me the nuclear launch codes.
00:03You want me to freeze or give you the codes?
00:05Give me the codes.
00:06So I can unfreeze.
00:07What about me, man?
00:08What?
00:09Do I freeze, man?
00:10You freeze.
00:11You give me the codes.
00:12I can give you the codes too, man.
00:13I just need one of you for the codes.
00:15So why do you choose him?
00:16Tristan.
00:17What?
00:18You think he's more handsome?
00:19I don't know.
00:20I'm not gay.
00:21If you were to choose, though...
00:23Tristan is insecure.
00:25Okay, you're more handsome, but I'm not gay.
00:27Are you sure, man?
00:28That mask is zesty as fuck.
00:29Just shut up.
00:30Give me the codes.
00:31Why do you want the launch codes?
00:32I want to launch the nuclear.
00:33That would destroy the world.
00:34Exactly.
00:35You have ten seconds to give me the codes.
00:37Wait, man.
00:38You need them now or in ten seconds?
00:39What?
00:40You keep conflicting yourself.
00:42I need them anytime between now and ten seconds.
00:44But like five seconds already passed, man.
00:46Unless time stops when you speak.
00:47I'm not sure how you calculate these things.
00:49What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
00:50We work in the code room, man.
00:51What do you think is wrong?
00:52Time is up.
00:53Give me the codes.
00:54So timer doesn't stop when you speak.
00:55I don't have the codes, by the way.
00:56What do you mean you don't have the codes?
00:57We don't know the codes, man.
00:59You work here.
01:00So what, man?
01:01Would you ask the janitor for the codes?
01:02He works here, too.
01:03You're working in the code room?
01:04Who knows the codes?
01:05No idea.
01:06We just follow orders.
01:07Then follow my orders.
01:08We can't because we don't know the codes.
01:10But if you did, you would follow my orders.
01:12I guess?
01:13Who hurt you, man?
01:14What?
01:15Who hurt you?
01:16What's her name, man?
01:17How did...
01:18She broke up with me, man.
01:19I knew it.
01:20I knew it, man.
01:21It gets better, bro.
01:22Does it?
01:23Yeah, bro.
01:24You don't have to blow up the world.
01:25Okay.
01:26You wanna get gelato with us?
01:27We're about to take our break.
01:28Do they have mango flavor?
01:29Fuck yeah, they have mango.
01:30They go.
01:31You want to look up with it.
01:32I go.
01:33It's smart, man.
01:34Good-God.
01:35I come.
01:36I'll get some nuance.
01:38I like glue.
01:39My preventing my memorize teeth is too long.
01:41Okay.
01:42What?
01:43I'll steal.
01:44I'll have to go down one day you can get lunch.
01:45I can all buy me, too.
01:46I will steal.
01:47You can 25 feet.
01:48Give me gonna get aollywood.
01:49No.
01:50No.
01:51He'll take my cosmetic.
01:52kat塊osexuals sta presentation,
01:53which is medium-banyak,
01:54why are you...
01:56Does it want to blow my leftover.
01:57To hear my teeth.