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Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 6 Episode 15 As You Were
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00:00Riley!
00:07Are we having a conversation?
00:09What?
00:10No.
00:12Maybe.
00:14We're getting married.
00:15Congratulations.
00:16Double meet is double sweet.
00:18Enjoy.
00:19Hey, Buffy.
00:20We're here to support your subsistence-level employment.
00:23Bravo.
00:26You see, Buffy,
00:28the thing you gotta learn about the palace,
00:31and this takes a while,
00:34is that job security all boils down to one simple thing.
00:41Politics.
00:42Now, I'm not a political animal,
00:44but you learn faster around here or it's wham!
00:46Hello, glass ceiling.
00:49I mean,
00:50it's not like we work at Burger World or the Happy Bun
00:53where the power structure is simple.
00:55No.
00:56Here at the palace,
00:57you gotta keep your friends close,
00:58but your enemies?
01:00Closer.
01:01It's like Machiavelli says.
01:05You know Machiavelli, right?
01:07Call that I bleached mullet?
01:08Workday shifts?
01:09I'm sorry.
01:10My bad.
01:11I keep forgetting you dropped out of college.
01:13I'm reapplying.
01:14Good luck with that.
01:15Well,
01:16you're out of motor.
01:17Don't want to be late for night school.
01:19You go to night school?
01:21I'm working on my MBA.
01:22Think I want to spend the rest of my life cleaning grease traps?
01:27Don't forget to lock up before you go.
01:29And the gum under the tables.
01:31You should give it a good scrape before you leave.
01:34May I?
01:35See you tomorrow.
01:36Yes, you will.
01:38And the day after that.
01:40And the day after that.
01:42And the day after that.
01:44Get the double treat.
01:46That's the double sweet.
01:48Oh, it's hard to beat when the meat meets.
01:52Oh, why can I not get that stupid jingle out of my head?
01:56Release your problems now, little girl.
02:01Wait.
02:02Okay.
02:04Okay, let's do this.
02:06Quickly.
02:18What's that smell?
02:20Gee, Slayer, is that you?
02:23I've been working.
02:25There in a slaughterhouse?
02:27Double Meat Palace.
02:28Oh.
02:32You know what?
02:33Let's just call it a night.
02:35It's all the same to you.
02:36And you've been eating that stuff.
02:37I'm not so sure I want to bite you.
02:39You're dead.
02:41You smell like it.
02:43How do you get to say I'm the one who's stinky?
02:47Really?
02:48It's cool.
02:49I'll just catch you next time.
02:55Well, you know.
04:17Oh, for Pete's sake, Spike.
04:25Ah, it's a fair cop.
04:27You caught me, Slayer.
04:30However, in all honesty, I think we have to say this one doesn't count.
04:35After all, I wasn't exactly hiding.
04:37No, Spike.
04:41No?
04:43What kind of answer is that?
04:44You haven't even heard the question yet.
04:46I don't have to.
04:48We'll both know what you're thinking.
04:50You're both know.
04:52I'm not the only one thinking it.
04:56No, not here.
04:59Why not?
05:01Dawn.
05:03She's inside waiting for dinner.
05:05She's counting on me.
05:07I'm not letting her down by letting you in.
05:10So is the fear of getting caught, then, is it?
05:12Reason number one on a very long list.
05:15There needn't be an obstacle.
05:17Oh, Spike, I mean it.
05:19Come on.
05:19I hear you, Sirius.
05:21So am I.
05:22I want you.
05:23You want me.
05:25I can't go inside, Sir.
05:29Maybe the time is right for you to come outside.
05:55Don.
05:58Hey.
05:59Hi.
06:01Rough night?
06:03The usual.
06:05I brought you dinner.
06:07Oh, great.
06:10Oh.
06:13I know it's not the most original these days, but I made it myself.
06:19I made hundreds, actually.
06:21But this is the very best one.
06:23It looks kind of squished.
06:27Oh, well, just, you know, just give it a sec.
06:31These babies really bounce back.
06:34Literally.
06:37Buffy, it's not like I don't appreciate it.
06:41I do.
06:43It's just that I can't eat this stuff another night.
06:47I'm sorry.
06:49Oh.
06:51It's all good.
06:53I get it.
06:55Tell you what, tomorrow night I'll, uh, I'll bring home the fisherman's nuggets with cheese.
07:00Hey, working lady.
07:02Rough night.
07:04Why does everybody keep asking me that?
07:07No reason.
07:08I just thought you were busy with the sledge because of that grass tea.
07:14Some vamp get rough with you?
07:15He's not getting any gentler.
07:19He?
07:20They.
07:22Them.
07:24You know.
07:25Vampires in the general population sense.
07:30Now I'm gonna have to wash this.
07:32Ready for a bold suggestion?
07:35Blow it off.
07:37Donnie and I are headed out to the bronze.
07:39Do I have your permission and want to come along?
07:43You like how I slipped in that permission request like that?
07:47Very smooth.
07:49You guys go.
07:51Really?
07:53Buffy, are you sure?
07:54It might do you good to get away from the double-meat lifestyle for a night.
08:00See your friends.
08:02Who'd love to see you?
08:04I'm sure I've seen enough action for one night.
08:08Home by 11.
08:09On the dot.
08:12Have a good time.
08:13Somebody should.
08:30See, the seating chart makes no sense.
08:33We have to do it again.
08:36We can't do it again.
08:38You do it.
08:39The seating chart's fine.
08:40Let's go back to the table arrangements.
08:43I'm starting to have dreams of gardenia bouquets.
08:47I am so glad my manly co-workers didn't just share me today.
08:52Will you stop wolfing down those chips?
08:54One more bag and you'll pop right out of your cover box.
08:58But you're not even hungry.
09:00You're just nervous.
09:02Yeah.
09:03Wedding.
09:04One week.
09:05We have friends, family, demons flying in.
09:08A to-do list getting no shorter.
09:10And do not take my chips.
09:13Hey, guys.
09:16How's the soon-to-be newlyweds?
09:18Nervous?
09:19No.
09:22Okay.
09:23I'll just be over here, then.
09:28You're Arnold Palmer, m'lady?
09:30Thanks.
09:31So, how are Mr. and Mrs. High-Strong?
09:36I'm betting they explode.
09:38You know, when I was little, I used to spend hours imagining what my wedding to Xander would
09:43be like.
09:44And now I look at them.
09:45I just think, meh-heh-heh.
09:51You're awfully chipper tonight.
09:53Can't hide it.
09:56Hmm.
09:56Big wedding coming up.
09:58Lots of date possibilities.
10:02You and Tara are speaking again.
10:04You want to call her?
10:06Invite her over?
10:06Oh, but no.
10:08Too soon for so bold a maneuver.
10:11But if I did call, she wouldn't hang up on me.
10:15That's progress.
10:16Mm-hmm.
10:17Hence the happy.
10:18I'll never get close to you.
10:23I'm just too distracted to try.
10:31Pain as a brain.
10:44Garbage.
10:46Ugh.
10:49Wait!
10:50Wait up, guys!
10:53Don't you want your garbage?
11:22Hey, Buffy.
11:23Oh, don't forget.
11:25Today's trash day.
11:28Thanks.
11:34Dear Miss Summers, we are sorry to reject you.
11:38What's that?
11:40Nothing.
11:43Huh.
11:45Bronze was fun last night.
11:47In a total home-by-eleven-ish way.
11:49You should have come.
11:51We'll be here next time.
11:54Where are you going?
11:55School.
11:58Oh.
12:00That's good.
12:02Don't you want breakfast first?
12:04Already made it.
12:06See you this afternoon?
12:08Unless you're working.
12:10Tonight, then.
12:11Or, you know, tomorrow's school.
12:13Don't work too hard.
12:17Bye.
12:19Bye.
12:20Bye.
12:27Bye.
12:31And that's where even your best political minds can drop the ball.
12:36Zeitgeist.
12:36You're not taking the polls to the public.
12:38Next thing you know, you're LBJ handing the house keys over to Nixon.
12:43Heard back from your college yet?
12:47Yeah.
12:47All right.
12:49You know, we're out of special sauce.
12:52I'll get it.
12:54No, no.
12:55Your turn up front.
12:57I'll deal back here.
12:58You take the customers.
13:04Welcome to the Double Meat Palace.
13:05How may I help?
13:09You.
13:11Hey.
13:12Huh?
13:25Riley.
13:26I'm sorry to just drop in on you like this, Buffy.
13:29It's you.
13:30It's me.
13:31You're here.
13:32I know.
13:33And were you always this tall?
13:37This isn't the way I wanted it.
13:39But something's come up.
13:40Something big.
13:40We don't have much time.
13:41You understand?
13:43Not a word you said so far.
13:46Right.
13:47I should have known.
13:48Anticipated.
13:49You're working.
13:50But just counter, not grill anymore.
13:53I want to explain.
13:54I just don't have time.
13:55I've been up for 48 hours straight tracking something bad.
13:57Now it's come to Sunnydale.
13:59My hat has a cow.
14:03I know that I'm putting you on the spot showing up like this, but...
14:07But you know, here we are.
14:09I need the best.
14:10I need you, Buffy.
14:14Can you help me?
14:16Hello, Buffy.
14:18People are waiting.
14:24Buffy.
14:26Buffy, wait.
14:28Buffy.
14:29Look, I'm sorry.
14:31This is all so sudden.
14:33You know, if we get a minute, I'd really like to sit down.
14:39What is it?
14:39Sivolti demon.
14:41Rare, lethal, nearly extinct, but not nearly enough.
14:46It's close.
14:49What?
14:51Sorry.
14:53It's just...
14:55You still carry around all that James Bond stuff.
14:57It's so cute.
14:59It's so cute.
15:00I forgot.
15:04Sorry.
15:06Carry on.
15:07We've been tear-assing through every jungle from Paraguay up, taking out nests.
15:12As soon as we put one Sivolti down, a dozen take its place.
15:15They're breeders, Buffy.
15:19One turns into ten, ten become a hundred.
15:22This gets out of hand, and there's a war with humans.
15:25Humans are gonna lose.
15:27So they're like really mean troubles.
15:29Sorry, I've been dealing with these geeks.
15:35It's a whole thing.
15:40Ready for this?
15:42Yes, please.
15:44National Forestry Service, we got a wild bear.
15:47Everybody stand back.
15:50Ow.
15:54What?
15:59Split.
16:25Split.
16:29You all right?
16:48I feel better when we catch it.
16:51But it's too fast.
16:53I wouldn't necessarily say that.
16:59Nice wheels.
17:03Came with the car.
17:06Know where we're going?
17:08Got an idea.
17:09The tag's online.
17:10We'll find it.
17:12How's your arm?
17:13Real heel.
17:14How you doing?
17:17Complicated question.
17:19I just meant.
17:19I know.
17:21I hear you.
17:22Got some, uh, big stories to tell you, too.
17:26Well, you can get half a second.
17:28Did you die?
17:30No.
17:31I'm gonna win.
17:40Here.
17:41No offense, but this is Black Ops, and you look like a pylon.
17:47Ninjaware?
17:48Battle Gear.
17:50Lightweight Kevlar.
17:52State of the art.
17:53What a surprise.
17:55Boys like toys.
17:57Put it on.
17:58Thank me later.
18:00You won't look?
18:02I'm a gentleman.
18:05Okay.
18:08So, the Black Ops life, it's working out for you?
18:14Don't suck.
18:16I got dental.
18:16Yeah, we're covered.
18:24You know, there's not many people I'd ask to risk their life for me, Buffy.
18:29It's really good to see you.
18:33Thanks.
18:34You're welcome.
18:37And Buffy,
18:40love the hair.
18:41I think we died in this car on the way to the airport.
18:52Now we're stuck in hell.
18:53The radio said no traffic.
18:56It's a hell radio.
18:57Of course it said that.
18:59We'll never get to the airport in time to pick up your stupid uncle.
19:02It just gives my uncle William our time at the bar.
19:05Trust me, he'll be happy.
19:07Right.
19:08So he can sleep off his drunken stupor on our nearly-wapholstered couch.
19:13He can't afford a hotel.
19:15Why are you defending him?
19:16I'm not.
19:18I hate my uncle.
19:19I hate my whole family.
19:22That's why I'm marrying you to start a new family.
19:25Have children.
19:26Make them hate us.
19:27Then one day they'll get married.
19:29We'll sleep on their couch.
19:30It's a circle of life.
19:32Well, the gnarles are teleporting in in 20 minutes.
19:36If I'm not there to greet them, somebody's getting incinerated.
19:39Why did we ever agree to have your friends, who are demons,
19:43and my family, who are monsters, stay at our place?
19:47Well, I can only do so much, Sandra.
19:49Planning this marriage is like staging the invasion of Normandy.
19:53Without the laughs.
19:55You should have eloped.
19:56No.
19:58I've been through too much planning this wedding.
20:01And it is going to happen.
20:03It is going to be our perfect, perfect day
20:05if I have to kill every one of our guests in half this town to do it.
20:10What ranch?
20:12Cajun fiesta.
20:16End of the line.
20:30I don't see our demon.
20:32It's not here.
20:35Let me guess.
20:36Let me guess.
20:36Down we go.
20:53Looks that way.
20:54That's a big first step.
20:57So, Mr. Finn,
20:58you got an extra jet pack for a girl like me?
21:01Sorry.
21:02Fresh out of jet packs.
21:04Looks like we'll have to share.
21:06This test line's built for one,
21:07so if we go together, we're not hauling any gear.
21:10It'll just be you and me.
21:11I was never big on the hardware anyway.
21:14You hold on to me?
21:16That's what it takes.
21:18Come on.
21:19Oh.
21:19Oh.
21:25Ready when you are, Agent Finn.
21:27Here we go.
21:40See you.
22:42Hey.
22:44Hey there.
22:59What exactly are you doing with my husband?
23:03Husband.
23:07Wife.
23:11Husband.
23:15Wife.
23:17And those aren't co-names like Big Dog or Falcon or I don't think so.
23:39Buffy meets Sam.
23:41Sam.
23:42Buffy.
23:43Pleasure.
23:44Demon.
23:45Mine.
23:47She's good.
23:49A special one.
23:50How long have you been married?
23:51Four months almost.
23:52Any children?
23:53Buffy, I meant to tell you, when the time was right.
23:54She caught up to us a hell of a lot faster than I would have guessed possible.
23:55She doesn't.
23:56So you guys do this often?
23:57You know, the whole husband, wife, tag team demon fighting thing?
23:58Yeah.
23:59That's what brought us together.
24:00I always feel sorry for this, Evolte.
24:01Not quite.
24:02Is that your mother?
24:03Who's the mother?
24:04No one.
24:05Well, you guys are the one.
24:06It's the one.
24:07But I'm not even.
24:08You maybe?
24:09It's the one.
24:10Who's the one.
24:11And then I trend?
24:12Who's the one.
24:13You just.
24:14So, the whole husband, wife, tag team demon fighting thing?
24:18Yeah, it's what brought us together.
24:21I always feel sorry for this Evolte.
24:23Not quite.
24:27Constance, it's your wedding gift.
24:52So, I guess that's mission accomplished.
24:57She killed it.
25:00Oh, honey, it's okay.
25:05Okay?
25:09Wait.
25:12You guys have been tracking this thing as a couple for two days straight,
25:16and you did want it dead, right?
25:20Let me guess, Captain Candu over here forgot to mention that this was a homing operation.
25:32Well, it's nice to finally meet you, by the way, Knife.
25:38What is a homing operation?
25:40It's my fault.
25:41I should have explained.
25:43I want to save me some trouble.
25:48Damn.
25:52We're too late.
25:53Finn, how could you recruit the Slayer without filling her in on the objective?
25:58That'd be my question.
26:01If we weren't under severe time constraints, I'd seriously think about ripping you a new one.
26:06Stand down, soldier.
26:08He's your boss, too?
26:12Oh, he wishes.
26:13We better regroup.
26:17Buffy'd hate some posts further, but...
26:20You got a safe house?
26:22I have a house.
26:24I think it's safe.
26:27Sometimes you can't even leave.
26:32Another way.
26:34And I'll fill you in.
26:36On everything.
26:41Sorry, that place is such a mess.
26:44I only had a chance to give it a good clean.
26:47Hey.
26:49Agent Finn returns.
26:50Dawn.
26:52Geez, look at you.
26:53I think you grew a foot and a half.
26:55A lot can happen in a year.
26:59Well, it's good to see you.
27:01Hey, there's the man.
27:03Life taker.
27:04Heartbreaker.
27:06You know, figuratively speaking.
27:07Xander.
27:08Sam.
27:09Hello.
27:11Hi.
27:12You got your call.
27:14We're here to help.
27:15Just like old times.
27:16Except with you being all big with the married life.
27:19Hey, you're getting hitched yourself.
27:21Believe me.
27:22You're gonna love it.
27:23Congratulations.
27:24Really, both of you.
27:29Just so you know, I'm prepared to hate this woman any way you want.
27:34Thanks, but no.
27:37I'm gonna seem all petty.
27:39Well, that's the beauty.
27:41You can't, but I can.
27:43Please.
27:45Let me carry the hate for the both of us.
27:50Go nuts.
27:51So, what brings you back to town after you left suddenly with no word?
28:01Sam and I have been tracking a Savolti demon through Central America.
28:05Killing machine.
28:06Nearly mature.
28:07Yeah, three months old and growing fast.
28:10These things start to kill the minute they're hatched and leave a real clear trail.
28:13Yeah.
28:14Just follow the villages with nothing in them but body parts.
28:18Oh.
28:20Donnie, you sure you want to be around here and all this?
28:23Oh, come on, Finn.
28:24She looks all grown up to me.
28:27That is, if it's all right with you.
28:31Uh, sure.
28:32Yeah, that's fine.
28:33So this demon shredded your guys and now you're looking for a little payback?
28:38No.
28:39It came here to the Hellmouth to spawn.
28:43But we think it already hatched its eggs somewhere.
28:46And the plan was to track it.
28:48Let the demon take us to its nest.
28:50And now they're gonna hatch a bunch of baby demon things?
28:55Unless we stop it.
28:57Which means we have to find the nest and fast before Sunnydale turns into the Trouble Meat Palace.
29:04I wish I'd said something else.
29:08Okay, so we track down the demon, find the nest, Mr. and Mrs. Finn here make what they're killing, and everyone goes home happy.
29:15But seriously, married men, if forced to choose between a photographer and play settings...
29:20We can't track the demon.
29:23I killed it.
29:25So, who's hungry?
29:26We got, uh, ice cubes.
29:28All you can eat?
29:30Buffy, it's good that you killed the Savolti before it killed us.
29:35Disposable cameras.
29:37Do...that?
29:39Yeah, you know, little plastic ones, ten bucks a pop.
29:43You arrange them like table settings, guest snap photos, brace the ice, then when the wedding's over, you get to take home the pictures.
29:50I like it.
29:53So, demon eggs, any timetable on when we think they're gonna hatch?
30:00Hatching's not the problem.
30:02We think they're gonna be sold on the black market.
30:04There's some foreign military powers that would love to have their own Savolti.
30:09You could never train it, but drop it on an urban population.
30:13And it cleanses the area.
30:15Is that a nice way of saying it kills people?
30:18Lots of them.
30:20Money's been exchanged.
30:21There's a dealer in town, calls himself the doctor.
30:25Willow, you think you can help with a little locating spell?
30:29I can't do the magics.
30:32Oh, Riley says you're coming on as one Major League Wicca.
30:36I got addicted.
30:38The way addicts do.
30:42Two teams.
30:44No civilians.
30:46I'll, uh, I'll go out and look for our doctor.
30:49You two find that nest.
30:51Me and Sam together?
30:53You come across a civility nest you're gonna want back up.
30:55You know, I didn't want to be dragging down the Slayer.
30:59I mean, you've got speed and power, I can't even-
31:01Let's go.
31:03Xander, are you okay to stay with Don?
31:05Yeah.
31:07I'll check out some bars.
31:08Willie's, some, uh, Crips that I know.
31:19Hey, Willow.
31:21I'm sorry, I think I really...
31:25...stepped in it in there.
31:30Back in the jungle, we had not one, but two hardcore shamans working for us.
31:36They were working the dark magics and...
31:41...got addicted.
31:45And now they're gone.
31:49Gone...
31:51...as in...
31:53...there's nothing left.
31:55I've never met anyone with enough strength to quit before.
31:59I'm just saying.
32:13Thanks for letting me tag along.
32:16No problem.
32:18Maybe not for you.
32:20Gotta tell you, Buffy, I'm a little bit intimidated.
32:23I mean, patrolling with the real live Slayer.
32:26You're like...
32:28...Santa Claus or Buddha or something.
32:32Fat and jolly.
32:34Legendary.
32:37And it's not just Slayer status I'm talking about.
32:40It's you.
32:44Riley talks about me?
32:45He didn't say anything for a long time, but I could tell.
32:53He was ripped up inside.
32:56Good thing he has you.
32:59More like miraculous.
33:02I went down to Central America with the Peace Corps.
33:06One night my entire infirmary got slaughtered by...
33:12I didn't know what they were.
33:13I got saved.
33:16Quit the Corps.
33:17Joined the squad.
33:19My first firefight, I met Riley.
33:22We started talking, you know, first about tactics, missions, stuff like that.
33:29And then about you.
33:31He thinks I let him go.
33:37Do you wish you hadn't?
33:41I wish things were different.
33:47But I'm not trying to...
33:50I don't...
33:53You know.
33:54I didn't mean to put you on the spot, Buffy.
34:02There's no bad guys in this one.
34:05The only thing that could...
34:08help Riley work it out was time.
34:11Lots of time.
34:12Took him a year to get over you.
34:17I'm glad he's over me.
34:20So, you seen anyone new? Someone special?
34:25You know, I just...
34:28I take my time.
34:30You know, I don't...
34:32I don't want to jump right into anything.
34:34I don't want to, you know, be defined by who I'm with.
34:38Yeah, better no guy than the wrong guy, that's for sure.
34:43Sam, you know what?
34:45Um, I think we should split up.
34:47Oh, I'm slowing you down.
34:49I knew I would. This was just selfish of me.
34:52No, it's not.
34:54There's this guy, an informant, but he's twitchy.
34:58I shopped the company and we get nothing.
35:02Cool.
35:04I'm guessing Finn needs me about now.
35:07He's probably off somewhere getting his ass kicked.
35:09You know how wild he gets.
35:11Don't worry about rying me, we're good.
35:18Bad noticed.
35:19Duffy.
35:29Hey, now.
35:31I would have known you were coming and baked a cake.
35:33I need information.
35:36Well, I suppose I could be helpful.
35:39If the price is right.
35:41Not sure I'm selling out of double me palace wages, though.
35:45I need to find a guy.
35:47Dealer. Calls himself the doctor.
35:49Give me.
35:50His traffic isn't.
35:52Clock ticking.
35:54Whatever he's doing, he's doing it soon.
35:59Soon, but not now.
36:04Tell me you love me.
36:08I love you.
36:10You know I do.
36:12Tell me you want me.
36:14I always want you.
36:16Tell me.
36:19I wonder fact.
36:20Shut up.
36:21I'm a monster.
36:22I don't think so.
36:23I don't know what you would like to do.
36:24You know what we were going to do?
36:25I don't know.
36:26What is this?
36:27I see.
36:28What?
36:29I lie.
36:31I don't think so.
36:32I don't know what I am.
36:34I know.
36:35I don't like to tell a person.
36:36But I don't know what I am.
36:38I'm like, I'm like, yeah.
36:40I'm like, yeah.
36:42You know what?
36:43You know what I am doing now?
36:44I don't know.
37:14I don't usually use the word delicious, but I've got a wager this little tableau must sting a bit, eh?
37:27Me and your former must kill.
37:31What can I say?
37:33The girl just needs a little monster in her, man.
37:37That's not why I'm here, doctor.
37:44Oh, God.
38:05Here, I thought we'd run you out of town, mate.
38:07The last time I saw you, if memory serves, you're getting the juice sucked out of you by some undead ladies of very questionable reputation.
38:17Now, be a good tin soldier, Anton.
38:19Where are they, doctor?
38:27Where are what, and why do you keep calling me that?
38:30Glad to be back in Sunnydale.
38:32Locals all speak English, and I knew who to beat for information.
38:36It's all brought me here.
38:37Look, crew cut.
38:41She's not your bint anymore.
38:43And if I can speak frankly, she always had a little thing for me, even when she was shagging you.
38:49Nice.
38:50It's very distracting.
38:52Now, tell me before I get unprofessional.
38:55Where are the eggs, Spike?
38:56Eggs?
38:57You're off your nut.
39:02It must be those drugs they were keeping you on.
39:04I did warn you.
39:05Okay.
39:06We can do this the hard way, or we can do this the fatal way.
39:10Where are the eggs?
39:13The doctor.
39:13It can't be Spike.
39:15No need to defend me, love.
39:21It can't be, okay?
39:24He's too incompetent.
39:26It's just Spike, Riley.
39:28Right.
39:29Deadly, amoral, opportunistic.
39:33Or have you forgotten?
39:36I'm taking this place apart until I find that nest.
39:39Over my dead body.
39:41I've seen enough of your dead body for one night, thanks.
39:44Well, you're not.
39:45Thanks.
39:48You coming?
39:56Oh, this is unconstitutional, is what it is.
40:04Here.
40:05There's nothing to see down there.
40:07Riley, look.
40:08I'm not saying that he's good, okay?
40:10I'm just saying that he's not capable of something as...
40:13I can explain.
40:23We're gonna need more weapons.
40:25Spike screwed up.
40:27You didn't keep him frozen, did you?
40:29Doctor.
40:31You could stop calling me that any time.
40:34If I may.
40:35The thing of it is, I'm holding these for a friend, who...
40:38No more games.
40:47Well, that's bloody funny coming from you.
40:50No more games?
40:51That's all you've ever done, is play me.
40:55And you keep playing with the rules you make up as you like.
40:58You know what I am.
41:01You've always known.
41:04You come to me all the same.
41:06Can you shut him up?
41:07Not so far.
41:10You better get out of here.
41:17Second thought, stick around.
41:20Riley!
41:20Aim high.
41:22Plenty of lead.
41:22I'm not even going to be done good.
41:24If you want to live, learn fast.
41:31These things?
41:32Never useful.
41:35Keep the pool out of it.
41:36We need a way to contain these things.
41:52You know, if you love Riley Finn so much, maybe you should just marry him.
42:14He's taken.
42:15And that's not the point.
42:16So you think that their marriage is better than ours, is that it?
42:19No.
42:21But granted, I have a hard time imagining Nick and Nora Fury hiding out from their own relatives in the bathroom.
42:27And I have no idea what Riley and Mrs. Riley and Mrs. Riley's wedding was like.
42:38Well, you haven't shut up about them.
42:39Well, they have a great marriage and have bummed Buffy out, but I can see it.
42:45And Anya, I really have no clue what their wedding was like.
42:49So our wedding is not our marriage.
42:56Separate things.
42:58One fills me with a dread akin to public speaking engagements.
43:02Then that would be the wedding.
43:03Which will be over soon.
43:05But our marriage.
43:06That lasts forever.
43:09Ah, well.
43:11That works out nicely, then.
43:13So are you and Sam headed back to Central America?
43:31Or is that classified?
43:35Nepal.
43:38Sounds fun.
43:40Send me a postcard.
43:43But Riley, by mission parameters, I'm done here.
43:49But I have authorization to take the doctor out.
43:53You want me to do that?
43:55Do I want you to?
43:59Can you ask me?
44:04I'm sleeping with him.
44:09I'm sleeping with Spike.
44:10I had actually noticed that.
44:16And then you come back.
44:19And did you wait until your life was absolutely perfect and then send that demon here so you could throw it in my face?
44:26Look, you think this was easy for me?
44:29Yeah.
44:30I think it was a rollicking adventure.
44:32Fun for the whole family.
44:33I was terrified about seeing you again.
44:35Well, I'm sure my incredible patheticness softened the blow for you.
44:43I don't know what you're talking about.
44:46Riley, please don't patronize.
44:48You want me to say that I like seeing you in bed with that idiot?
44:52Or that blinding orange is your very best color?
44:54Or that that burger smell is appealing?
45:00You smelled the smell?
45:02Buffy, none of that means anything.
45:06It doesn't touch you.
45:07You're still the first woman I ever loved.
45:12And the strongest woman I've ever known.
45:15And I'm not advertising this to the missus.
45:19But you're still quite the hottie.
45:21You know, it goes away after many bathings.
45:24This isn't about who's on top.
45:32I know how lucky I am right now.
45:35I love my work.
45:37And I love my wife.
45:39I know.
45:42And I kind of love her, too.
45:45And so you're not in the greatest place right now.
45:48Maybe I made it worse.
45:50No.
45:52We'll never stop Sterner, Buffy.
45:54You're up, you're down.
45:57It doesn't change what you are.
45:59You are a hell of a woman.
46:03Riley, that night...
46:06I never got the chance...
46:11to tell you...
46:13how sorry I was...
46:15about what happened between us.
46:20You never have to.
46:24Well, the wedding itself was held in a military chopper...
46:28just before Harry Knight dropped into hostile territory.
46:32Huh.
46:32And just curious...
46:34what's a chopper rental run these days?
46:36Oh, well...
46:37actually, we commandeered it from a local guerrilla squad.
46:40So...
46:41cheap.
46:42Huh.
46:42Yeah.
46:42You have my email.
46:47You promise you'll keep in touch?
46:48You won't get traced.
46:50I don't want to lead the bad guys to your location by mistake.
46:54Our line's secure.
46:56Oh.
46:57Duh.
46:58Of course it is.
46:59Keep thinking of you like regular people, but...
47:02Yeah.
47:02You're not.
47:03Oh, right.
47:05Like demon hunting is all exotic to a girl from Sunnydale.
47:11So you gonna say goodbye this time,
47:13or just...
47:14split all secret agency like last time?
47:18Depends.
47:19I want her to hug.
47:20Bye, darling.
47:32I thought I would suck less this time.
47:36Listen.
47:38It was really nice meeting you all.
47:42You ready for an impal agent?
47:45Roger.
47:45Firefights, bug hunts, big body counts.
47:52Yeah, I could use it, right?
48:01Bye.
48:02Bye.
48:03Bye, Riley.
48:05Bye, Sam.
48:05Bye.
48:15What a bitch.
48:21What a bitch.
48:21What a bitch.
48:45I suppose she's back.
49:03Thought you'd be off snogging the soldier, boy.
49:08He's gone.
49:13So come for a bit of cold comfort?
49:15The bed's a bit blown up,
49:21but then that was never our run.
49:23I'm not here to...
49:27And I'm not here to bust your chops
49:31about your stupid scheme, either.
49:35That's just you.
49:37I should have remembered.
49:40Oh, this is worse than is it?
49:41This is you telling me...
49:43It's over.
49:45I've memorized this tune, love.
49:50Thank God the sheet music.
49:53It doesn't change what you want.
49:55I know that.
49:59I do want you.
50:03Being with you...
50:03It makes things simpler for a little while.
50:13I don't call five dollars straight a little while.
50:17I'm using you.
50:22I can't love you.
50:24I'm just being weak and selfish.
50:30Really not complaining, yeah?
50:33And it's killing me.
50:38I have to be strong about this.
50:40I'm sorry, William.
50:49I'm sorry, William.
50:49I don't judge this again.
50:58I can't do it.
51:02I'm sorry.
51:02I don't care.
51:03I can do it.
51:04I can do it.
51:05I can do it.
51:06I can do it.
51:06I don't care.