Eddie Bravo Invitational 9 | show | 2016| S1 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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00:00What if our world wasn't the only one where existence is absurd?

00:06Please refer to the danger menu for tips on how not to die.

00:09If your seat is in the peril row, you must help us take the machine apart.

00:13Your reward is more leg room.

00:16One jitter liquid, please.

00:17Would you like to jitter for one, two, or five hours?

00:20Describe your current level of activity.

00:2290% below average.

00:25Give me that mild poison!

00:27One, two, three!

00:31I'll let you two talk while I go over here and pretend not to listen.

00:34Ah, irony.

00:35Is that irony?

00:36I'm never sure.

00:38This is the adventure we live for!

00:42Tiny trash.

00:44The bad moments will pass.

00:45Even the good moments will pass.

00:47That's what our existence is all about.

00:50Wow! You licked me inside the mouth.

00:52This is disgusting.

00:53And it's perfect!

01:00We dropped it.

01:01What if we're there?

01:02One with me, a little one.

01:03I'm never sure.

01:04You let the ground people die.

01:05I'm never sure of the what nature has come from.

01:06You can't stop it.

01:07I can't stop it.

01:08And I'll do this.

01:09Again, you can't stop it.

01:10It's good.

01:11You can't stop it.

01:13It's a big moment.

01:14And you can't stop it.

01:15It's a big moment.

01:16We have to do that, and we can't stop it.

01:17You can't stop it.