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Prepare for an adrenaline-fueled journey with the legendary Monkey King in "Monkey King Reloaded"! Experience breathtaking action, humor, and epic battles as our hero returns with new powers and unstoppable courage. Don't miss out on this exciting reboot of the classic tale β perfect for fans of adventure, mythology, and epic storytelling! Hit play now and join the adventure! πππ₯
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00:00:00Thank you for listening.
00:00:30Thank you for listening.
00:01:30He would have rotted there for an eternity if it wasn't for a kind and forgiving Buddhisatva.
00:01:38Monkey King was released from his rocky binds.
00:01:41He traveled with his new comrades on a long journey where he fought many foes.
00:01:47The fiercest was an army of demons led by the great Demon King.
00:01:52In an epic battle, they fought for a talisman of almost infinite power whose possessor could control the forces of good and evil.
00:02:02Monkey King, who had overcome his arrogant ways, prevailed over his enemies.
00:02:06And found the path to righteousness and enlightenment.
00:02:12The talisman was returned and exchanged hands many times.
00:02:16But eventually, the meaning of its power was lost to the eons of time.
00:02:21What happened to Monkey King after that?
00:02:24He vanished into the jungle.
00:02:27And those who called for his blood were forced to wait until Monkey King once again re-emerge from the everlasting cycle of life.
00:02:36I've got to lay off those double lattes.
00:03:06Monkey King, who had to die for a long time.
00:03:36Oh, my God.
00:04:06I don't get it.
00:04:34Class time now, eat later.
00:04:42For the next Tai Chi move, we will wave hands like clouds.
00:04:47Monkey Claw!
00:04:48Monk?
00:04:49Monkey.
00:04:50Got it.
00:04:51Got it.
00:04:52Here it goes.
00:04:53We're gonna do it now.
00:04:54Yeah.
00:04:55Fast Hands of Fire!
00:04:56Fast Hands of Fire.
00:04:57Watch this.
00:04:58Watch this.
00:04:59Watch this.
00:05:00I got it.
00:05:01Okay.
00:05:02What are you doing, monkeys?
00:05:04Hit and tail move!
00:05:06Uh, Sunny?
00:05:08What are you doing?
00:05:11Tai Chi?
00:05:13Tai Chi is not meant to be done in Fast Forward.
00:05:16But it's so boring and slow.
00:05:18It is meant to teach discipline.
00:05:20Discipline brings strength and balance.
00:05:23But I already have strength and balance.
00:05:25Loads of it.
00:05:26Watch.
00:05:29Dude.
00:05:30What are you doing?
00:05:32Behold.
00:05:35The impossibly heavy staff of Monkey King.
00:05:39Watch as I lift it with ease.
00:05:41Get out!
00:05:42What a goofball.
00:05:43Moving on to balance.
00:05:44Oh, Sunny.
00:05:45When will you ever learn?
00:05:46Watch, mortals, as I cross the Pit of Doom on this ridiculously thin wire in pursuit of the golden crown of the Demon King.
00:06:04Huh?
00:06:11Huh?
00:06:14Uh...
00:06:15Yeah!
00:06:17Huh?
00:06:18Huh?
00:06:19Huh?
00:06:20Huh?
00:06:21Huh?
00:06:22Huh?
00:06:23Huh?
00:06:24Huh?
00:06:25Uh...
00:06:26Hmm.
00:06:27Ah!
00:06:28Oh!
00:06:31And...there he goes.
00:06:34Whoa!
00:06:37Oh!
00:06:45Oh!
00:06:49Ball?
00:06:51He-he-he-he!
00:06:52That got a smile out of you.
00:07:17I know you're embarrassed, and I know you're sorry for what you did.
00:07:22Sonny, listen to me.
00:07:25You have to stop taking these silly dares.
00:07:27There's a famous saying, a man who shows off is a man who has nothing to show.
00:07:33And I think you're perfect just the way you are, my Sonny.
00:07:38Maybe a riddle in our secret language will cheer you up.
00:07:41Shri-shi-doodi-chan, li-ing-doodi-grok?
00:07:45Shri-ki-kwee?
00:07:47No, ack-ack, li-ing-doodi-chow.
00:07:51And you're all fixed up.
00:07:55It's a computer program.
00:08:06It lets you go to all sorts of amazing places.
00:08:09Do you want to try?
00:08:10Oh, look at you.
00:08:14New York City.
00:08:19Good one.
00:08:20I've always wanted to go there.
00:08:22Okay, we can do one more-
00:08:27I warned you, monkey.
00:08:29No more monkey business.
00:08:30And what do you do?
00:08:32More monkey business!
00:08:33It's my fault, Mr. Chang.
00:08:39Sonny is my responsibility.
00:08:41You're darn right it's your fault, Goo Goo Yin.
00:08:43And you're the one who's gonna pay the consequences.
00:08:59I wish I had your powers, Monkey King.
00:09:01Then people would really be impressed.
00:09:06Goo Goo most of all.
00:09:12You can give me ten piles of paperwork, Mr. Chang.
00:09:14But you won't break me.
00:09:20A knife through it.
00:09:25Handle her gently.
00:09:37The Boss has big plans for her.
00:09:42Go, go, go!
00:09:43Come, follow me!
00:09:44Are you beating us now?
00:09:45Go, go!
00:09:46Go, go!
00:09:47Go!
00:09:48Go, go!
00:09:49Go!
00:09:50Go!
00:09:51Go!
00:09:52Go!
00:09:53Go!
00:09:54Go!
00:09:55Go!
00:09:56Go!
00:09:57Go!
00:09:58Go!
00:09:59Go!
00:10:00That guy's not our feeder!
00:10:02Go!
00:10:03Go!
00:10:04Go!
00:10:05Go!
00:10:06Go!
00:10:07Go!
00:10:08Go!
00:10:09Go!
00:10:10Go!
00:10:11Go!
00:10:12You're the one who's gonna pay the consequences.
00:10:13Oh no!
00:10:14Coco's been fired!
00:10:15Don't...
00:10:16It was now?
00:10:17You just...
00:10:18I just...
00:10:19Coco's gonna...
00:10:20And it was my fault because she...
00:10:21No...!
00:10:22What's wrong with him ?
00:10:23Female troubles...
00:10:24She's been fired and it's all my fault!
00:10:26Oh, yeah, no you're not in love.
00:10:28I gotta do something.
00:10:29I gotta fix this!
00:10:35Hey!
00:10:38Well...
00:10:39Ha ha ha!
00:11:09Oh no, something bad happened here.
00:11:28Gugu was kidnapped by horrible, ugly, scary looking...
00:11:35What am I gonna do? Gugu needs help.
00:11:39But how can I possibly fight off those things?
00:11:42And I don't even know where they took her.
00:11:47New York.
00:11:51What am I thinking? I'm not Monkey King.
00:11:54Sonny! Let me in!
00:11:56Open up, Sonny! Let me in!
00:11:58Sonny!
00:12:01Sonny!
00:12:05Woo!
00:12:07Woo-hoo!
00:12:08Let me in!
00:12:09Woo-hoo!
00:12:10Woo-hoo!
00:12:14I feel like hot in a light
00:12:16The curtains pull from the dark
00:12:18The colours are locked in the shades of blue
00:12:21Outside your window today
00:12:23All you can see is the rain, the sun shining
00:12:27This world's a black view
00:12:29I'm gonna do something bad
00:12:32For the door, start your mind
00:12:37Get on, get on, turn the mood
00:12:41Reach out, reach out
00:12:43I know you're not missing
00:12:45Wake up, wake up
00:12:46I know you're not getting ready for you
00:12:50Oh, who is it?
00:12:53Get on, hold it, turn the mood
00:12:56Reach out, reach out
00:12:58I thought you were missing
00:13:00Oh, my God!
00:13:01I'm gonna be like, why are you in this place?
00:13:03Oh, my God.
00:13:04I'm going to be like, why are you in the middle of this place?
00:13:06Oh, my God.
00:13:09Oh, my God!
00:13:11Oh, my God.
00:13:12Oh, my God.
00:13:17Oh, my God.
00:13:23Oh, my God.
00:13:28Oh, my God.
00:13:29Wow. Hello, New York City.
00:13:47Goo Goo!
00:13:50Excuse me. Sorry. Goo Goo!
00:13:55Scoot-sticky-doo!
00:13:56What up, little monkey?
00:13:57No, no. Don't scream. I'm not dangerous.
00:14:06Hey, stop!
00:14:08Monkey?
00:14:11Hey, get that thing off my car.
00:14:14Stop that monkey!
00:14:19What the heck?
00:14:22Get over here.
00:14:23Oh, it's slow.
00:14:24Ow.
00:14:26Oh my god.
00:14:42Oh my God.
00:14:45Oh my God.
00:14:46Oh my God.
00:14:47Gugu?
00:15:01Please don't be mad at me, Your Holiness.
00:15:11I'm not usually a thief, but I haven't eaten since, like, Tuesday.
00:15:15Who are you?
00:15:18What?
00:15:22Um, I'm a kung fu master, Your Holiness?
00:15:27And what brings you to New York City?
00:15:31I've come from across a big ocean on a great quest.
00:15:34Hmm, everyone in New York City has a story.
00:15:40What?
00:15:43That was you talking?
00:15:45People get us confused all the time.
00:15:49My name is Master Boji, and you are?
00:15:52I'm Sun, but my friends call me Sunny.
00:15:55I mean, they would if I had me, friends.
00:15:58So go that way?
00:15:59Quick!
00:16:00Hide me!
00:16:01Please!
00:16:02I'll give you anything you want.
00:16:03I have achieved total enlightenment.
00:16:05I have no need for want.
00:16:07Please, please!
00:16:08Come on!
00:16:09There must be something!
00:16:10Hey, did you happen to see a monkey come in here?
00:16:21First a monkey.
00:16:22Now I'm talking to a pig.
00:16:24Man, I gotta cut down my doughnuts.
00:16:29Thanks for covering for me.
00:16:33You know there's bacon in that, right?
00:16:37How come you never became bacon?
00:16:40Because of this.
00:16:42It's a sacred birthmark.
00:16:44They are quite good at saving heights.
00:16:47Now, if you'll excuse me, I must return to my studies.
00:16:51Hey!
00:16:52Wait!
00:16:53Maybe you can help me with my quest.
00:16:55There are difficult quests.
00:16:58And there are impossible quests.
00:17:02And I found this.
00:17:03There are whispers that the sacred scroll of Buddha was stolen by minions of the Demon King.
00:17:17The Demon King?
00:17:19Legend has it, the evil lord is alive and imprisoned somewhere beneath New York City.
00:17:26Acquiring the sacred scroll would give him unspeakable power.
00:17:30There's no way!
00:17:31That guy was defeated by Monkey King like a bazillion years ago.
00:17:35Defeated, yes.
00:17:36But not destroyed.
00:17:38He cracked him in the head with his iron staff and broke his horn into two pieces.
00:17:42Three, actually.
00:17:44How do you know there was three?
00:17:46Because I was there.
00:17:48You were there?
00:17:49But how?
00:17:50Oh, my gosh.
00:17:51You're Shubashi.
00:17:52You're the pig who went with Monkey King on the journey west.
00:17:53Oh, wow!
00:17:54You're like, you're famous.
00:17:55I can't believe I'm actually talking to someone who hung out with Monkey King.
00:17:56What was he like?
00:17:57How many Kung Fu tale forms did he master?
00:17:58What was the technique he used to defeat the mountain demon?
00:17:59Tell me something that nobody knows about Monkey King.
00:18:00Mmm.
00:18:01He like rice pudding.
00:18:02Wow.
00:18:03This is great!
00:18:04You're Monkey King's boy.
00:18:05You'll help me find Goo Goo.
00:18:06I am nobody's boy and I can't help you.
00:18:07Come on.
00:18:08You could teach me some of the best.
00:18:09Oh, wow!
00:18:10You're like, you're famous.
00:18:11I can't believe I'm actually talking to someone who hung out with Monkey King.
00:18:13What was he like?
00:18:14How many Kung Fu tale forms did he master?
00:18:15What was the technique he used to defeat the mountain demon?
00:18:16Tell me something that nobody knows about Monkey King.
00:18:17Mmm.
00:18:18He like rice pudding.
00:18:19Wow.
00:18:20This is great!
00:18:21You're Monkey King's boy.
00:18:22You'll help me find Goo Goo.
00:18:23I am nobody's boy and I can't help you.
00:18:28Come on.
00:18:29You could teach me some of Monkey King's tricks.
00:18:31I'm much too old and fat to be running around New York City looking for demons.
00:18:37Not just demons.
00:18:38A girl who needs our help.
00:18:47We'll leave at sundown.
00:18:48Huh?
00:18:49It will give me time to gather a few, um, necessary items.
00:18:58Food is the basic stuff of life.
00:19:08I have chosen to help you.
00:19:10But I need you to promise me that for you, this journey will also be one of enlightenment.
00:19:17Yeah, yeah.
00:19:18Of course.
00:19:19So where are we going?
00:19:20To find the demon king, we must first find the three pieces of his broken horn.
00:19:26Once recombined, the horn will point the way to the demon king's lair.
00:19:31It said in the book, the first piece is hidden near a castle in Central Park.
00:19:35So?
00:19:36Let's go to Central Park.
00:19:37It is this way.
00:19:38And we must stay out of sight.
00:19:41Stick to the back alleys.
00:19:43More food there anyway.
00:19:53Becoming a true master takes more than watching Monkey King cartoons.
00:19:58You must embrace the essence of who you are.
00:20:02Monkey King embraces monkey-ness.
00:20:05You must do the same.
00:20:07You will start by learning how to swing like-
00:20:09Spider-Man?
00:20:10Spider-Monkey.
00:20:12Show me how you swing.
00:20:18This is easy.
00:20:19Piece of cake.
00:20:20Who planted the trees so far apart?
00:20:27Spider-Monkeys never fall because they have faith that the next branch will be there.
00:20:35Hmm.
00:20:36I can see this journey will be harder than I thought.
00:20:39Here.
00:20:40Take this.
00:20:41Ew.
00:20:42Why would I want one of your hairs?
00:20:44It's not mine.
00:20:46It is a hair from the Divine Spider-Monkey of the Blessed Western Rainforest.
00:20:52Keep it with you at all times, and it will help guide your head.
00:20:57Um, okay.
00:20:59Okay again.
00:21:01And this time, have faith.
00:21:04I think there's something wrong with your stupid old hair.
00:21:18The problem is not with the hair.
00:21:21The problem is, you don't believe.
00:21:24Now do it again.
00:21:25Come on, Sunny.
00:21:27Pick it up.
00:21:28Pick it up.
00:21:29That's what I evolved to do.
00:21:30I have faith in you.
00:21:31December 22 1941.
00:21:32Cle
00:21:35But I'm telling you...
00:21:44the hundredth time...
00:21:46I can't read this!
00:21:47I'm telling you, for the hundredth time, I can't read this.
00:21:56Hmm. You're lying.
00:22:01You know the ancient language. You have spoken it many times.
00:22:06Yeah, you've spoken it many times.
00:22:08You heard the guy. The dude ain't wrong.
00:22:11I know more than you think, puny human.
00:22:15I have eyes and ears everywhere.
00:22:24What is it?
00:22:27What? A monkey and a pig are looking for me.
00:22:32They're heading for Central Park.
00:22:34Good work, Mousy. You've earned a treat.
00:22:37Hmm. Fools on a fool's errand. They won't get far. I'll make sure of it.
00:22:49Windy.
00:22:50Yes, your immensity?
00:22:52Intercept and destroy.
00:22:55With pleasure, you vastness.
00:22:57Ah, Belvedere Castle.
00:23:04One of the crown jewels of Central Park.
00:23:08Now, help me find a clue to the horn's whereabouts.
00:23:11Can't you just use your kung fu mind powers to find the horn?
00:23:15A master uses his powers only when absolutely necessary.
00:23:20What good are powers if you don't use them?
00:23:21You want a piece of me, Demon King? Talk to the hand.
00:23:25Hi-ya!
00:23:26Whoa! Other hand's lonely.
00:23:29Hi-ya!
00:23:29And gah!
00:23:31I am Monkey King!
00:23:34Whoa!
00:23:39Thought I'd try out the way of the bat?
00:23:41Ah, monkeys.
00:23:42This is what happens when you act like...
00:23:47Wait a minute.
00:23:51There's something odd about that Chinese wisteria.
00:23:55Sonny, check that treat.
00:23:57Me?
00:23:58Hmm.
00:24:00Okay, your roundness.
00:24:08Uh, Master Baji?
00:24:09Is the thing you're trying to find white and kind of glowy?
00:24:13We have found the first piece of the puzzle.
00:24:22Where did that wind come from?
00:24:24That is no ordinary wind.
00:24:28What the...
00:24:29Who the heck are you?
00:24:34I'm the wind demon.
00:24:36Prepare to be blown away!
00:24:55Over the wall!
00:24:58Hurry!
00:24:59I can see!
00:25:27Okay. I can do this.
00:25:29I just have to believe.
00:25:41Yes!
00:25:43No!
00:25:59Whoa!
00:26:05Huh?
00:26:07Huh?
00:26:09Huh?
00:26:11Huh?
00:26:13What?
00:26:19Huh?
00:26:21Huh?
00:26:23You've been a...
00:26:25Blow hard.
00:26:29That was awesome!
00:26:31I wish the guys back home could have seen me.
00:26:33Oh, yeah. Very nice mastery of the way of the frightened gazelle.
00:26:37Ha! I didn't see you helping out.
00:26:39I tried, but I seem to have lost some of my powers.
00:26:47Whoa!
00:26:48I think it is pointing in the direction of the next clue.
00:26:52Come on! Let's go!
00:26:58Come on! Let's go!
00:27:00In that truck!
00:27:04Who was that?
00:27:06Still going the right way.
00:27:16This is a good time for you to learn your next lesson. The way of the gorilla.
00:27:24Now we're talking! Gonna give me some gorilla strength! Like Monkey King!
00:27:28You look like you're trying to poo.
00:27:30Very confidence building.
00:27:32Being a gorilla is not about tough looking poses.
00:27:36It's about being stout of heart.
00:27:38That is how Monkey King was able to wield a staff that nobody else could lift.
00:27:44Well, we have come this far. Here, take this.
00:27:48Is that from a gorilla?
00:27:50Is that from a gorilla?
00:27:52Not just any gorilla. The Celestial Silverback of the Eleventh Mountain.
00:27:59Are you making this up?
00:28:01Now close your eyes.
00:28:05I am a gorilla.
00:28:09Picture yourself ten feet tall. Feel your heart and your confidence grow.
00:28:14No!
00:28:18I am a gorilla.
00:28:22I am a gorilla.
00:28:25I am a gorilla!
00:28:28Eh! What the?
00:28:30What the heck is going on back here?
00:28:37Hey!
00:28:38What are you doing?
00:28:55Nothing.
00:28:56A true leader never brings harm to innocent people.
00:29:00I wasn't gonna throw it. I was just showing off.
00:29:04Yet another thing a master never does.
00:29:08I am a gorilla.
00:29:12According to this, we have reached our destination.
00:29:18The Chrysler Building.
00:29:20We must go to the top!
00:29:22We must be left with him.
00:29:23We must forget his flight.
00:29:25Flug and Oak Creek
00:29:28Horriblegus
00:29:34Waste of oxygen.
00:29:43Sorry, my lord.
00:29:48You have information?
00:29:50Let me see.
00:29:55Interesting.
00:29:58The Chrysler building harm.
00:30:00I think the forecast is looking cloudy for these two would-be warriors.
00:30:04Don't you, Storm Demon?
00:30:06Cloudy with a chance of annihilation.
00:30:09Hmm, what?
00:30:29Wow!
00:30:32You can see all the way to China from here.
00:30:35In China, the Chrysler building is called Building Touched by the Sun.
00:30:43It's still pointing up.
00:30:45The next piece must be in the tower.
00:30:48Watch the master at work.
00:30:50Wait a minute, Sunny.
00:30:55Sunny!
00:30:56Here, lad!
00:30:57A little rain never hurt anyone?
00:30:59Is waiting.
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00:31:08Uh!
00:31:09Huh!
00:31:10Uh!
00:31:11Uh!
00:31:12Uh!
00:31:13Huh!
00:31:14Neh!
00:31:15Uh!
00:31:16Ah!
00:31:18czy!
00:31:19Ah!
00:31:20Spider monkey.
00:31:22Spider monkey.
00:31:23Spider monkey!
00:31:24Spider monkey!
00:31:25Now I've got you!
00:31:55Let's go!
00:32:19Ha-ha! Supply monkey!
00:32:25Dying!
00:32:27Dying!
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00:32:35Dying!
00:32:45Monkey King takes his mighty staff!
00:32:47He swings!
00:32:51Home run, baby!
00:32:53Dying!
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00:33:09Touched by the sun!
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00:33:15Touched by the sun!
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00:34:22Call me his uncle's monkey, but it looks like he's in New York City!
00:34:31In my 32 weeks as a journalist, I have never seen anything as ridiculous as what I just saw.
00:34:40Until now.
00:34:41Hello! Good to see you. Sorry, no autographs. Hi, gorgeous. Yeah, that was me up there, saving the city.
00:34:55What are you doing? Just letting the people show their appreciation.
00:34:59Are you crazy? This is New York City. No one shows their appreciation. You're acting recklessly.
00:35:06Look at them! They're loving me right now!
00:35:11Gotcha.
00:35:18You can't just go roaming around Manhattan like at Six Flags Wild Safari.
00:35:22This is New York. This is no place for wild animals.
00:35:31You don't understand, officer. We're not wild animals.
00:35:34We're on a mission to rescue Goo Goo and save New York from the Demon King.
00:35:38He doesn't understand you, sonny.
00:35:41Gotta get the message across.
00:35:49What the heck are you doing?
00:35:51I think I'm getting through to him.
00:35:54This is no way to trade a Kung Fu master.
00:36:02Keep an eye on that one. I think he has special needs.
00:36:05Well, take good care of him, officer. It's not every day the Bronx Zoo gets an animal from China.
00:36:09China, huh?
00:36:11All right, let's walk this way and I'll show you our new burrowing owl.
00:36:12Yo, where are you from?
00:36:13I'm from China.
00:36:14They got lots of sun there. That's why you're all yellow?
00:36:15No, that's the color of my fur. I'm a golden snub-nosed monkey.
00:36:16Hey, guys, check it out. Blondie here is from China. He's a golden stub, though.
00:36:21China, huh? That near Hoboken?
00:36:22No, it's across the ocean, you Neanderthal.
00:36:24I'm not sure what's going on, officer. It's not every day the Bronx Zoo gets an animal from China.
00:36:28China, huh?
00:36:29All right, let's walk this way and I'll show you our new burrowing owl.
00:36:31Yo, where are you from?
00:36:32I'm from China.
00:36:33They got lots of sun there. That why you're all yellow?
00:36:36No, that's the color of my fur. I'm a golden snub-nosed monkey.
00:36:39Hey, guys, check it out. Blondie here is from China. He's a golden stub, though.
00:36:46China, huh? That near Hoboken?
00:36:48Nah, it's across the ocean, you Neanderthal.
00:36:51Hey, what's your name, sailor?
00:36:54Uh, it's Sonny.
00:36:55You got a lice picker over there in China, Sonny?
00:36:59Hey, back off! He's my lice picker.
00:37:01Oh, yeah? He ain't interested in your skinny little lice.
00:37:04Oh, yeah?
00:37:07Ladies, ladies! I'm sure there's plenty of lice to go around.
00:37:11Psst, Sonny, over here.
00:37:17I don't know how long I have before they...
00:37:21Oh, you got a little bow, you poor little pig!
00:37:23Beat it!
00:37:24They put you in a human kid's cage?
00:37:27It is a petting zoo, also known as farm animal hell.
00:37:31You're standing in mud.
00:37:33Our predicament is one of your making, Sonny.
00:37:36What good is having all these cool kung fu powers if no one knows about it?
00:37:41The greatest power of all is the power of restraint.
00:37:45Here, take this.
00:37:48Let's see where it points.
00:37:50It's pointing at that tree.
00:37:52The cop led us right to the next piece.
00:37:55What a coincidence.
00:37:58Just looks like a tree to me.
00:38:00Look at it a different way.
00:38:10Elephant.
00:38:11The elephant has an extra piece.
00:38:15Hey, you, snorty face.
00:38:19Hand over the thingy and I'll spare you from my fists of doom.
00:38:25Deference, Sonny.
00:38:26Remember, she's doing us a favor.
00:38:29I'm sorry.
00:38:30What I meant to say was...
00:38:33Give me it now, you stupid beast!
00:38:40If you read the scroll, I will let you live.
00:38:42And I will give you a lifetime supply of noodle soup.
00:38:45No.
00:38:47Your own pachinko parlor?
00:38:48No.
00:38:49Macau Island?
00:38:50Not interested.
00:38:51Okay, fine.
00:38:52I'll give you Hawaii.
00:38:53But not Maui.
00:38:54I get Maui.
00:38:59Let's welcome you, Spike.
00:39:04The monkey and his pig friend have been captured and put in the Bronx Zoo.
00:39:09No!
00:39:10Sonny!
00:39:13Well, well, well.
00:39:15It seems a certain human has a soft spot for a certain wandering simian.
00:39:21That's great, Buzz!
00:39:23Who are we talking about?
00:39:24It's her idiot.
00:39:25She has feelings for the monkey.
00:39:27This could play right into my hands.
00:39:40Hey, so you, uh...
00:39:41You still work in that museum?
00:39:42Break in.
00:39:43Yeah.
00:39:44Learned this thing, too.
00:39:45That thieves were only interested in the China exhibit.
00:39:48Did you say China exhibit?
00:39:50Yes.
00:39:52Hmm.
00:39:53If you were miming someone stealing an ancient scroll, would you do it like this?
00:39:58Huh?
00:39:59Huh?
00:40:00Huh?
00:40:01Huh?
00:40:02Huh?
00:40:03Huh?
00:40:04Huh?
00:40:05Huh?
00:40:06Huh?
00:40:07Huh?
00:40:08Huh?
00:40:09Huh?
00:40:10Huh?
00:40:11Huh?
00:40:12Huh?
00:40:13Huh?
00:40:14Huh?
00:40:15Nevermind.
00:40:17Huh?
00:40:18Uh...
00:40:19Uh...
00:40:20...
00:40:21Gorilla strength won't work on a cage.
00:40:23Better to try the way of the howler...
00:40:25of the howler the way of the howler how the monkeys have a voice that is strong
00:40:30and resonant now go to the cage door and tell it to open what give me the hair
00:40:39no you have to learn to do things on your own you have to learn to do things
00:40:44on your own blah blah blah I gotta do everything around here open I told you I
00:40:51needed the hair giving into your weakness is my weakness let me guess it's from
00:40:59the super immortal howler monkey of the totally awesome tree totally divine tree
00:41:05actually no say it like you want to be heard open
00:41:13are you a monkey or a mouse why you don't I am NOT
00:41:32yo blondie what's with the ruckus people are trying to catch some Z's here huh
00:41:38you guys work it out you ready to play with fire monkey if you're the fire I'm the hoe
00:41:53careful sonny know your enemy
00:41:58sonny you must not be arrogant use your let go of me you old pig
00:42:28sonny no
00:42:55sonny no
00:42:56sonny no
00:42:57sonny no
00:42:58sonny no
00:42:59sonny no
00:43:00sonny no
00:43:01sonny no
00:43:02sonny no
00:43:03sonny no
00:43:04sonny no
00:43:05sonny no
00:43:06sonny no
00:43:07sonny no
00:43:08sonny no
00:43:09sonny no
00:43:10sonny no
00:43:11sonny no
00:43:12sonny no
00:43:13sonny no
00:43:14sonny no
00:43:15sonny no
00:43:16sonny no
00:43:17sonny no
00:43:18sonny no
00:43:20sonny no
00:43:21sonny no
00:43:22sonny no
00:43:23sonny no
00:43:24What am I saying?
00:43:25Of course I can.
00:43:27Ow.
00:43:30Ow.
00:43:33Look at what I found.
00:43:35Your hero has found the puzzle piece.
00:43:37That's right.
00:43:38And now my sidekick and I are off to meet the demon.
00:43:40What?
00:43:40The cage door.
00:43:54How you doing down there?
00:43:59I'd be doing much better if the officer hadn't taken away my scooter.
00:44:04It's good to ditch the wheels and stretch the ham hocks once in a while.
00:44:07Says the monkey getting a piggyback ride.
00:44:24Whoa.
00:44:31Check out that old sign.
00:44:43We are here.
00:44:48He must be in the sewer somewhere.
00:44:54Googoo!
00:45:12Restrained.
00:45:19Hmm.
00:45:24I cannot climb down I can handle it
00:45:49Oh
00:45:54Oh
00:46:24It's okay. He's with me. His name is Master Baji. Oh nice to meet you Master Baji
00:46:37You go ahead. I'm gonna go back for something what I just have to get something you have Google and the sacred scroll
00:46:45What more do you need that?
00:46:52You want to go back for a trophy we just beat the Demon King I need some proof
00:46:58How else the guys back home know I did it?
00:47:00Are you a complete idiot have you learned nothing at all?
00:47:04Yeah, I learned that a little monkey can go from zero to hero and the hero wants a trophy
00:47:11Then the hero is a fool. Why do you have to be so mean all the time?
00:47:15Can't you say anything nice a true master doesn't need his ego stroke to get satisfaction
00:47:21And what's wrong with having a little ego my whole life?
00:47:24I have been stepped on and ignored I've earned the right to show off a little that is not the way of the master
00:47:31Oh, you're just jealous because I've got all these cool powers and you're just an old pig who can't keep up anymore
00:47:37Go back to your books your sacred munchies
00:47:41Just slowing me down anyway
00:47:49Sunny what's going on
00:47:54At the end of novel
00:48:09Uh oh
00:48:18Well well well, look who walked right into my trap
00:48:23Sonny!
00:48:26Going somewhere.
00:48:29Welcome, Monkey.
00:48:31My deepest thanks for bringing back my horn.
00:48:40I should also thank you for bringing me the tool with which I will unlock the power of the Sacred Scroll.
00:48:45The only tool I see is you, Bullface.
00:48:49Actually, the tool is you.
00:48:53Me?
00:48:54Do you think you escaped from the Gibbon Cage on your own?
00:48:57It was the fire demon who freed you on my instructions.
00:49:01I wanted you to come.
00:49:02I have been watching you.
00:49:04You're just like he was.
00:49:06Arrogant and reckless.
00:49:08And unable to resist a trophy.
00:49:12Oh, you did that!
00:49:15And now you are going to help me carry out my plan.
00:49:19I hate to disappoint you, but I got my own plan.
00:49:23What are you doing to him?
00:49:38Taking what he never deserved.
00:49:41And now, time for me to get mine.
00:50:05Please, let him go.
00:50:18He's just a little monkey.
00:50:19I'll be happy to let him go, after you read the words on the scroll.
00:50:26Don't do it, Gugu!
00:50:28In exactly two minutes, a subway train is going to be coming down those tracks.
00:50:32And when it does...
00:50:34Okay!
00:50:36Okay!
00:50:36Okay!
00:50:37Okay!
00:50:38Okay!
00:50:38I'll do it.
00:50:40Gugu!
00:50:41No!
00:50:42Yes!
00:50:43Yes!
00:50:44Yes!
00:50:45Yes!
00:50:46Yes!
00:50:47At long last!
00:50:48No!
00:50:49No!
00:50:50No!
00:50:51No!
00:50:52No!
00:50:53No!
00:50:54No!
00:50:55No!
00:50:56No!
00:50:57No!
00:50:58No!
00:50:59No!
00:51:00No!
00:51:01No!
00:51:02No!
00:51:03No!
00:51:04Yes! Yes! At long last!
00:51:29Come, my children, to ancient China,
00:51:32where a puny island lord will hand over his throne to the immortal king.
00:51:38Perhaps I'll take a queen while I'm at it.
00:51:40Wait a minute. What about Sunny? You said you would let him go.
00:51:44My dear, there's one thing you should know in life.
00:51:47Never trust a demon.
00:51:54No!
00:51:56Goo Goo!
00:52:00Yeah, it's all over the place.
00:52:02You've got those guys over on Fifth Street.
00:52:04Yeah, they're the guns out.
00:52:06Good Lord.
00:52:07I'm up in the middle of the night.
00:52:10Amazing.
00:52:12These here are the ladies.
00:52:13They're not here.
00:52:16We'll win the win.
00:52:18No, no, no!
00:52:20No, no, no!
00:52:22It's too expensive to go.
00:52:24This is who I was in my previous life.
00:52:28If this is fame, let's do it.
00:52:33Why didn't I listen to Master Bhaji?
00:52:44I've brought this on to myself.
00:52:59What the heck?
00:53:03I acted rashly before.
00:53:05I should never have left you.
00:53:08Master Bhaji, where did you...
00:53:10What are you...
00:53:12How did you stop the train?
00:53:14Believe it or not, this old fat pig still knows a few tricks.
00:53:20Master Bhaji, I...
00:53:22Save it for later, Sunny.
00:53:24We don't have much time.
00:53:33But how did you make it stop like that?
00:53:37I didn't hear any screeching brakes.
00:53:41Whoa.
00:53:42You mean you stopped time?
00:53:46That's awesome.
00:53:48What is that?
00:53:49Like the way of the couch potato?
00:53:51It is a special technique.
00:53:54Very difficult.
00:53:55Can you teach it to me?
00:53:57Someday, perhaps.
00:53:58It is a dangerous power that should only be used in the direst of circumstances.
00:54:02And the whole thing wears off within a few hours,
00:54:05which means we have to hurry if we're going to take on the Demon King.
00:54:09Hold on a second.
00:54:10I'm not like Monkey King anymore.
00:54:12I'm just...
00:54:13me.
00:54:13Maybe being just you will work to your advantage.
00:54:19Come.
00:54:20Attack me.
00:54:21What?
00:54:22I want you to come at me with everything you've got.
00:54:27Okay.
00:54:35Monkey hairs are external devices that can be used against us.
00:54:40Bravado and cluster are masks that hide weakness.
00:54:43What makes us truly powerful is who we are on the inside.
00:54:50That's what you've been trying to teach me this whole time.
00:54:53Are you ready to learn the way of the humble warrior?
00:54:59I'm ready.
00:55:03The humble warrior's greatest tools are his mind and his heart.
00:55:09The heart brings strength.
00:55:10The mind balance.
00:55:11Remember, the spider monkey always trusts that his hands will find their mark.
00:55:20Again.
00:55:26The gorilla draws strength directly from his heart.
00:55:30Stoutness of heart is the core of the humble warrior's power.
00:55:34Stoutness of heart
00:55:47What is this yah?
00:55:48If you are going to hit someone, use your howl-a-monkey voice.
00:55:52monkey voice
00:56:00Better look out for that burrito! Burrito? Really? Well?
00:56:06Oh ho ho ho, better yet?
00:56:22Aaaaahhhh!
00:56:25argh!
00:56:31Oof!
00:56:33Oof!
00:56:41Oof!
00:56:44Oof!
00:56:46Oof!
00:56:48Oof!
00:56:50you have come a long way in a short time you okay holding back time has its price
00:57:11and this is part of it only part we need to figure out the demon king's next move
00:57:19he said he was going to ancient china to take the throne away from an island lord
00:57:23not even the demon king can go back in time he must be referring to some other place hey look
00:57:30the mayor of new york will be there the island lord
00:57:39we have to hurry the museum is clear across town too far for these old legs i'm sorry
00:58:00you boys need a ride
00:58:03my sergeant knew i was doing this he sent me to the loony bin but i got the darndest feeling
00:58:12that a monkey and a pig helped me out in the past life is that crazy
00:58:16definitely crazy
00:58:20what are the chances what that our friend here is the reincarnation of sand
00:58:30all those years ago maybe it's destiny
00:58:33hey look officer officer
00:58:39is that where we're going little guy yes
00:58:43then hang on to your butts
00:58:45ladies and gentlemen welcome to the opening night of the ancient china exhibit
00:59:01tonight we celebrate the richness of china's history and culture
00:59:06it'll be a night you'll never forget
00:59:08i'll see to that
00:59:15you leaving so soon
00:59:19hold it right there
00:59:25good citizens consider yourselves lucky because tonight
00:59:31you will be the first to bear witness to an historic event the ascension of the first king of new york
00:59:41uh technically sir king james of england was the first king of new york back in
00:59:45silence as king of new york i'll control the financial markets which will send all the world's leaders crawling to my feet not if we can help it
00:59:56good we have three more guests
01:00:02you guys start getting these people out of here
01:00:08i'll handle the demonettes
01:00:09remember sunny
01:00:11use their powers against them
01:00:13ready for the perfect storm
01:00:16i'm a spider monkey
01:00:19you're not gonna get away this time
01:00:26you're not gonna get away this time
01:00:28you're not gonna get away this time
01:00:30you're not gonna get away this time
01:00:32you're not gonna get away this time
01:00:34you're not gonna get away this time
01:00:36you're not gonna get away this time
01:00:38you're not gonna get away this time
01:00:40you're not gonna get away this time
01:00:42you're not gonna get away this time
01:00:44you're not gonna get away this time
01:00:46you're not gonna get away this time
01:00:48Let's go.
01:01:18I'm a gorilla!
01:01:33I'm in the mood for Roast Monkey.
01:01:38You want one spot with that?
01:01:48What else you got?
01:02:03Sonny!
01:02:04I am not done with you yet.
01:02:07Gugu!
01:02:08I'm going to need the National Guard, possibly the Air Force.
01:02:18What's going on?
01:02:26Put him down, demon.
01:02:31Kiddie playtime's over, monkey!
01:02:38No!
01:02:53That's the last one.
01:02:54Come on.
01:02:55Let's go kick some demon king's butt.
01:02:58I will.
01:03:08Sonny!
01:03:18Sonny!
01:03:22Let go!
01:03:23No!
01:03:24Huh?
01:03:29Ayya!
01:03:36Oh, my God!
01:03:40Ayya!
01:03:45Oh!
01:03:47Aah!
01:03:48Oh, my God.
01:04:18What? That's impossible.
01:04:26This is New York. Anything's possible.
01:04:48This is New York.
01:05:18This is New York.
01:05:48This is New York.
01:06:18This is New York.
01:06:48This is New York.
01:07:18This is New York.
01:07:48This is New York.
01:07:50This is New York.
01:07:52This is New York.
01:07:54This is New York.
01:07:56This is New York.
01:07:58This is New York.
01:08:00This is New York.
01:08:02This is New York.
01:08:04This is New York.
01:08:08This is New York.
01:08:10This is New York.
01:08:12This is New York.
01:08:14This is New York.
01:08:16This is New York.
01:08:22This is New York.
01:08:24This is New York.
01:08:26This is New York.
01:08:30This is New York.
01:08:32This is New York.
01:08:34This is New York.
01:08:36This is New York.
01:08:38This is New York.
01:08:44This is New York.
01:08:46Oh!
01:08:58Dude, we saw you on the news! You're famous!
01:09:01Oh, you're like a god!
01:09:04How did it feel to beat the Demon King?
01:09:07Was it awesome?
01:09:08Was it totally rad?
01:09:10Nothing worth bragging about.
01:09:12Well, if it isn't by old student.
01:09:15Back just in time for his Tai Chi class.
01:09:19Maybe later, Teach.
01:09:21Right now, I feel like...
01:09:23...dancing.
01:09:27Hit it, boys!
01:09:45How can I get it?
01:09:46Remember, me got my Book!
01:09:47Maybe later, Teach.
01:09:49Just Fran, if it's fine.
01:09:50Go ahead!
01:09:51I'm the one-armed man.
01:09:52I'm the one-armed man.
01:09:54Yeah, I'm the one-armed man.
01:09:56Why is it?
01:09:57You're so distant.
01:09:58You're so distant.
01:09:59You're so distant.
01:10:00I'm now asleep.
01:10:02Go on!
01:10:04Come on!
01:10:06Come on!
01:10:08You're so beautiful.
01:10:09How is it?
01:10:10We like lions, tigers, and bears
01:10:37Oh my, oh my
01:10:39All we wanna do is celebrate live
01:10:45With our feet on the ground and hands to the sky
01:10:49No Demi King inside, that's right, that's right
01:10:53No Demi King inside, we gon' party all night
01:10:57There's a party at the zoo, a party at the zoo, a party at the zoo
01:11:02We like uncaged animals
01:11:04A party at the zoo, a party at the zoo
01:11:08A party at the zoo, we like uncaged animals
01:11:12She's shaking her tail feather
01:11:14She's a real fox fella, spreading her wings like a peacock
01:11:18La Bella
01:11:20The music loud, the wolves howl
01:11:24Then everybody start dancing in the crowd
01:11:26Now the time has come for you to party too
01:11:30It's an animal party
01:11:32Animal party, where at the zoo
01:11:34There's a party at the zoo, a party at the zoo, a party at the zoo
01:11:38A party at the zoo, we like uncaged animals
01:11:42There's a party at the zoo, a party at the zoo, a party at the zoo
01:11:46A party at the zoo, we like uncaged animals
01:11:48There's a party at the zoo, we like uncaged animals
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