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00:01I'm not sick, but I'm not well
00:06And it's so hard
00:10Cos I'm in hell
00:21Another hard day, eh, Jez?
00:23Watching kids' TV and eating kids' cereal.
00:25Oh, right. What should I be having?
00:27Gentleman's relish with olives?
00:29Anyway, Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes are just Frosties for wankers.
00:32Yeah, well, Frosties are just Corn Flakes for people who can't face reality.
00:36Anything from Soph.
00:37She's been very, very busy. Far too busy for post.
00:41Don't think she'll actually be coming down over the weekend.
00:44Should she wants to, it's just there's this thing.
00:48That sounds important.
00:49What am I going to do, Jez?
00:51Feels like she's slipping through my fingers.
00:54Have you told her you love her?
00:55Are you kidding? That's like firing first in a duel.
00:58If you miss, you're fucked.
01:00No, no, mate.
01:01Saying I love you puts you in the driving seat.
01:03Sometimes I tell them I love them early on on a first date
01:06just to get things off to a good start.
01:08Doesn't that devalue it a bit?
01:10No. Maybe. A bit. Who cares? It works.
01:13Aren't you going to open your post?
01:16What? No, it's boring.
01:18You may have won this. You may owe us that. Who cares?
01:21Jeremy, that one's on Her Majesty's Service, for God's sake.
01:25Oh, sure. It's on Her Majesty's Service, delivered by the Royal Mail.
01:30Probably an invitation to one of Princess Anne's shepherd's pie and dogging parties.
01:34See? Now they want me to do jury service.
01:37Jury service? You've been called up for jury service? Can't believe they'd choose you.
01:41Must be some kind of mistake.
01:43Why shouldn't I do jury service?
01:45Well, because you're critical faculty.
01:47I'm not being rude, but you'd be the first to admit that you're not a very logical thinker.
01:52No, I wouldn't.
01:53You still don't properly understand what happens in Ocean's Eleven, do you?
01:57It's a complicated film.
01:58It really isn't.
02:00Anyway, I'd probably find jury service pretty simple,
02:02because whoever it is, I'll just let them off.
02:04Jeremy, don't try and upset me.
02:06It's probably some young black kid who's been accused of stealing a bun,
02:10and I'm going to set him free.
02:12Don't you think you should wait until you hear the details?
02:14That's what they want you to do, hear the details and confuse you.
02:17I'm definitely going to quit.
02:22So listen up, guys. I'm looking to shake up the department,
02:24and I want you two to be my enforcers.
02:26My Cheech and Chong. My Skinner and Baddiel.
02:29You'll be the iron fists inside my velvet glove.
02:31The spiky balls on the end of my stick, yeah?
02:34Nice, yes.
02:36Now remind me, which one of you two is bawling Sophie right now?
02:39He is. Well, theoretically.
02:42Patrick tells me she's not getting on all that well in Bristol.
02:45Really?
02:46If she gets fired and everything goes wrong,
02:48I'll be there to pick up the pieces.
02:50She's been slacking off, coming in late.
02:52Apparently she called Colin Cooper a dickhead.
02:55Well, he is a dickhead.
02:57Well, the point is someone's got to talk to her.
02:59Mark, maybe you could have a word.
03:01Get her to clean up her act.
03:03Unofficial verbal warning.
03:05Is that cool?
03:06Oh, OK. Sure.
03:08Bollocks. Could be a difficult call.
03:11Or might be good.
03:13Tell her I love her, then before it gets too soppy,
03:15hit her with the disciplinary matters.
03:19Jez!
03:20So, first day in court. Tell me everything.
03:23Mark, I've taken a solemn oath.
03:24I know that doesn't mean a lot to you, but I take it quite seriously.
03:27I could get us a fried chicken bucket for dinner,
03:29and from a properly franchised outlet.
03:31Not the one that gave you that fever.
03:33It's credit card fraud.
03:34And it's a woman.
03:35Six counts.
03:36Four in the Nescliff area.
03:37Two in Cosford.
03:38Credit card fraud?
03:39Nescliff?
03:40A woman?
03:41Oh, my God, this is incredible.
03:42Oh, sure.
03:43It sounds incredible for the first three hours.
03:45God, it's boring.
03:47Are you guilty?
03:48Blah, blah, blah.
03:49Well, it's a joke.
03:50She's obviously guilty.
03:51Why?
03:52Has she taken the stand?
03:53What's her alibi?
03:54She's the guilty type.
03:55She looks shifty.
03:56Shifty?
03:57Yeah, you know, the type.
03:58Dressed up all nice for court,
03:59but wouldn't look out of place with a can of strong lager
04:01and an incredibly cheap fag in her mouth.
04:03I thought you were going to acquit.
04:04She's white.
04:05Plus, I was talking to another jury bloke,
04:07and he thinks the same.
04:08I think we're all thinking the same, basically.
04:10You know, no smoke without fire.
04:11No smoke without fire?
04:13Is that what a thousand years of the English judicial system comes down to?
04:16No smoke without fire?
04:18Mark, relax.
04:19She's going down.
04:20And if she didn't do it, so what?
04:21She's the type.
04:22She'd probably just do something else.
04:27Ah, soup.
04:28Lovely hug in a mug.
04:29All I need now is a kiss in a tube,
04:31a wank in a packet.
04:33Better call Sophie.
04:34Or maybe, just before,
04:36play solitaire for three or four hours.
04:39Shit, it's her.
04:41Hello, Sophie?
04:42Hi, Mark.
04:43Listen, good news.
04:44I'm coming down tonight.
04:45Are you?
04:46Yeah.
04:47I miss you.
04:48Of course.
04:49I miss you too.
04:50Although, tonight.
04:52You do know it's Thursday?
04:54Oh, yeah.
04:55I'll just pull a sickie in the morning.
04:56Oh, okay.
04:57Johnson's right.
04:58She's dangerously out of control.
05:00So, I'll come over to yours about seven-ish.
05:02Oh, this is going to be great.
05:03Brilliant.
05:04Bye.
05:05Shit.
05:06Bottled it.
05:07Tell her tonight, after chicken and wine and Sarah Lee.
05:10Maybe I could get some chocolate-flavoured condoms.
05:13I might be more relaxed if we both regarded my penis as a novelty item.
05:18Oh, that jury.
05:19It's so boring.
05:20Why couldn't I get something interesting, like a cat strangling or a murder case that goes
05:24right to the heart of government?
05:26Oh, my God.
05:27It's her.
05:28The defendant.
05:29Do I know you?
05:30God, you're on the jury, aren't you?
05:32Er, yeah.
05:33Yeah, I am a bit.
05:34Sorry.
05:35Wow, this is weird.
05:37Yup.
05:38I probably shouldn't, er...
05:39Well, I shouldn't probably.
05:41To be honest, it's nice to get away from the jury.
05:43They're so boring.
05:44All they want to talk about is the case.
05:46Yeah?
05:47What are they saying about it, then?
05:48Shit.
05:49Oh, just, er...
05:51We all think you're innocent.
05:53Really?
05:54That's wicked.
05:55Just sugar the pill a bit.
05:57I know we probably shouldn't do this, but...
05:59What's your name?
06:00Jeremy.
06:01Pleased to meet you.
06:02I'm Carla.
06:03Tell you what, though.
06:04I'll be glad when this is all over.
06:05Those wooden chairs are killing my back.
06:07Oh, God.
06:08Tell me about it.
06:09That's why I sit in the corner.
06:10Because you can sort of lean against the wall.
06:12And then, if it gets a bit boring, you can...
06:13You know...
06:14It's just better.
06:15What about that judge, though, eh?
06:17Oh, God, yeah.
06:18He's so judgemental.
06:19I rule this.
06:20I rule that.
06:21Hey, that would be a good name for him.
06:22Judgemental.
06:23Hey, I tell you what.
06:26I plead guilty to wanting a mochaccino.
06:29Objection.
06:30Overruled.
06:31This isn't wrong.
06:33Just illegal.
06:34Like, drink driving.
06:35You'd have thought that you could have come up with a better alibi than that.
06:40Oh, I'm the foreman.
06:41I'm the foreman.
06:42I'm the foreman.
06:43Only I get to talk to the judge.
06:45Fuck you.
06:47Yeah.
06:48Do you want to go for a drink later, Carla?
06:51Jesus.
06:52This just gets better and better.
06:53So, should we take a vote?
06:55All those who think she's guilty raise a hand.
06:57They can't send her down.
06:58They don't know her.
06:59I don't know her.
07:00But I do fancy her.
07:02Uh, yeah.
07:03I just don't think she is that guilty.
07:07I mean, I think there is a reasonable doubt.
07:10I'm in 12 Angry Men.
07:13I'm the only one who's not angry.
07:15I'm horny.
07:16That's much nicer.
07:20Oh, what a night.
07:21We'll eat and laugh and I'll make out I think Colin Cooper's a dickhead too.
07:26When actually he's doing bloody good work with a difficult team and some very testing targets.
07:35What's funny?
07:36Oh, nothing.
07:37Doesn't matter.
07:38Is it something to do with the case?
07:41Uh, yeah, it is.
07:42Kind of.
07:43Yeah?
07:44What's going on?
07:45It's really...
07:47Honestly, it's nothing.
07:48Did the uncle show up?
07:49They haven't found the missing security tapes from Ryman's.
07:52No, no.
07:53It's nothing like that.
07:54Anyway, that doesn't matter anymore because she's definitely innocent.
07:57Is she?
07:58Why?
07:59What came out?
08:00What happened?
08:01No, nothing came out.
08:02It's just...
08:03I got to know her a bit and it's obvious she wouldn't do something like that.
08:06You got to know her a bit?
08:07Yeah.
08:09We bumped into each other.
08:10We've been texting.
08:11We're going to go out for a drink.
08:12For God's sake, Jeremy.
08:13You're not supposed to speak to the defendant.
08:15It's against the law.
08:16The only seat in the cafe was next to her.
08:19What was I supposed to do?
08:20Blank her?
08:21That's against the law.
08:22The law of social niceness.
08:24Yes.
08:25Jeremy, you've got to break this off.
08:26You've got to tell her to stop texting you and that you can't meet up for a drink.
08:29Oh, right.
08:30So suddenly I can't go out drinking with the defendant.
08:32Well, why not?
08:33Well, I suppose people might think it would make you less impartial.
08:37If you're trying to bone the woman, you're meant to be judging.
08:39Oh, that is typical.
08:41Jeremy can't be trusted to judge the woman he's sleeping with.
08:44But...
08:45But Tony Blair can, yeah?
08:47Jez, it's contempt of court.
08:49Look, Mark.
08:50I'm a musician, in case you'd forgotten.
08:52Yeah?
08:53I answer to a higher law.
08:54The law of, if it feels good, do it.
08:57Oh, that's a great law, isn't it?
08:59What's that?
09:00Gaddafi's law?
09:01It's the musician's law.
09:06Colonel Gaddafi could not lay down a base hook, Mark.
09:09That should be clear, even to you.
09:12God.
09:14Sophie!
09:15The Sophester!
09:16Sophistry!
09:18Soph!
09:19Great to see you.
09:21Hi, Mark.
09:22So good to see you.
09:23How are you, you big lovely?
09:25This is lovely Dom.
09:26Hiya.
09:27Hi, Dom.
09:28Really great to meet you.
09:30Oh, great.
09:31Dom.
09:32And I suppose Dom's gonna have sex with Sophie while I film it on my camera phone.
09:35Oh!
09:36Sorry, that's me.
09:38Sorry, I'm really gonna have to take this.
09:39Hi!
09:40Isn't he bad?
09:41He's gay!
09:42He's obviously gay!
09:44My God, I actually have gaydar.
09:47Is he going?
09:48I hope he's going.
09:49Shutting the door might be a bit aggressive if he's not.
09:54So how are you?
09:55Oh!
09:56Good, thanks.
09:57You look great.
09:58Thanks!
09:59Do you like my hair?
10:00Shaylee did it.
10:01She works in the juice bar with Dom.
10:03And she does Indian head massage too.
10:05God, it's orgasmic.
10:06Juice bar?
10:07Massage?
10:08Orgasm?
10:09That's everything I stand against.
10:10Hey, that was Ollie.
10:11He's with Jude and beautiful Laura.
10:12They want to meet up for cocktails at the Lava Lounge.
10:15What do you think?
10:16Ooh, I dunno, Mark.
10:17Or you'd love Ollie.
10:18He's such a great laugh.
10:19Er...
10:20Well, that sounds great.
10:22It's just I've made chicken.
10:24I've got wine.
10:26I've got DVDs.
10:28Oceans 12 and Meet the Fockers.
10:30Right, er, we did see those at the cinema.
10:33Yeah, well, it's sort of like a reminiscent package.
10:36Plus there's commentaries, outtakes, bloopers.
10:41Oh, just come for one cocktail.
10:43Ollie freaked out when I told him you were here.
10:45Oh, he loves you, Soph.
10:47He'll literally puke if you don't come.
10:49What do you think, Mark?
10:50It'd be fun?
10:51Er...
10:52Well, I guess I'd hate to be responsible for someone actually throwing up.
10:57So, yeah, great.
10:59Wahey!
11:00You win this one, Sophie, but I will have my revenge.
11:04All Sunday at the National Maritime Museum.
11:09One cocktail.
11:10That was the arrangement.
11:11One cocktail, then home.
11:13Not four cocktails and off to a gay club.
11:16Oh, Carla says, er, sorry she couldn't make it for a drink,
11:18but she'll meet us here instead.
11:20Great.
11:21Trapped all night with the homos and the criminals.
11:24Like prison, but without even the privacy of my own self.
11:27Oh, Mark, if the bouncer asks, just say you're gay.
11:29What?!
11:31You been here before, mate?
11:33You're gay, pal.
11:34Lie.
11:35Say yes.
11:36Say yes.
11:37No.
11:38No, I'm not.
11:39God.
11:40Sorry.
11:41I mean, I did once have this thing with a...
11:44I had these feelings, but it was complicated.
11:46It was more of a sort of atmosphere.
11:48Nothing ever really...
11:49I mean, sexuality's a sort of a spectrum, isn't it?
11:52Rather than a black and...
11:53Go on.
11:54Fuck off.
11:55In you go.
11:56Oh, thanks.
11:57Great.
11:58There are a lot of gay guys in there tonight.
12:00Great.
12:01Brilliant.
12:05God, how did I end up here?
12:07And will I ever be allowed to leave?
12:09Just got to ride the waves of alienation and self-loathing.
12:13Are you having a good time?
12:14Oh, yeah.
12:15Wicked.
12:16So how did you guys meet?
12:17Oh, that's quite funny, actually.
12:19It was at a trial.
12:20Oh, right.
12:21Are you a lawyer?
12:22As a matter of fact, I'm the defendant.
12:25And I'm on the jury.
12:27And the funniest part is the trial isn't even over yet.
12:32Oh, my God.
12:33It's so weird.
12:34And apparently I'm just a stick in the mud for thinking they're breaking the law is anything
12:38other than one of those brilliant urban jokes.
12:41Jez, if I need the bog, this place, its official classification is gay-friendly, yeah?
12:47Yeah.
12:48Gay.
12:49Gay-friendly.
12:50Does that mean friendly gays or friendly to the gays?
12:53Because, to be honest, friendly gays sound, not worse, but, you know.
12:58Oh, Mark.
12:59What?
13:00You think you're irresistible?
13:01People...
13:02Men have looked at me.
13:04Yeah, well, just don't go over into that corner, because that's where the guys who like
13:09straight-acting, tubby, homophobes hang out.
13:11Another drink, everybody?
13:12Yay!
13:13Yay!
13:14Is, um...
13:17That isn't...
13:18Is that your name?
13:20Oh, yeah.
13:21It's a settlement now.
13:22It's a bit complicated.
13:23Oh, right.
13:24The older magic card.
13:27Well, you might think that, but I couldn't possibly comment.
13:30God, she's amazing.
13:32She sees something she wants and she takes it.
13:34None of the, is this mine or is this someone else's crap.
13:38She probably has men queuing up.
13:40You know what, Carla?
13:41I think I love you.
13:43You what?
13:44Well, you hardly know me.
13:45So what?
13:46I'm a musician.
13:47I think on my feet.
13:48I speak with my heart.
13:50Yep.
13:51Jailhouse rock.
13:52I've got four brown bears and a couple of foghorn Legos.
13:56Mark?
13:57Are you interested?
13:58Er...
13:59Well, I'm not really sure, I...
14:01Look, I know it's not really your kind of thing, but that's what I thought before I did it,
14:04and it's really good fun.
14:05I've done it a few times now.
14:06It's great.
14:07Is there not even a slim chance that I might die?
14:11Mark, I had an amazing time.
14:13You'll love it.
14:14I want you to love it.
14:15It'll be a special night.
14:17Yes.
14:18Of course.
14:19Sure.
14:20Take a foghorn.
14:21They've got a nice floaty launch with a soft, crunchy landing.
14:25So, a candle stuck in a wine bottle apparently doesn't cut it anymore.
14:29Now, for a special night, you have to have class A drugs and fisting.
14:38Mark, I'm so proud of you.
14:40She's proud of me?
14:42For taking a little white pill of drugs?
14:44But probably if I'd fought at Goose Green, she wouldn't want to know.
14:47We are going to have such an amazing night.
14:49You are going to have an amazing night.
14:51I am going to have a perfectly ordinary night.
14:54Right under your stupid nose.
15:00Who'd have thought it, eh?
15:01You and me, out clubbing.
15:02You, off your tics.
15:04I can genuinely see us eventually reminiscing about this.
15:07Right, yeah, Jess, listen.
15:08The thing is, I didn't actually pop my pill.
15:11I'm pretending.
15:12In fact, mate, I could do with a few pointers on how to be a druggie.
15:16Oh, Mark, why didn't you bang one?
15:18Because I don't want to wake up dribbling in a phone box with a trucker's penis in my ear.
15:22Mark, that is so not the e-experience.
15:24You're much more likely to wake up with depression and a sense of worthlessness.
15:27But tonight, all that crap you talk when you're off your noggin, I never really listen.
15:32What do you prattle on about? And how should I say I'm feeling?
15:35Okay, look. Like, when you're coming up, it's kind of...
15:38Yeah, and then you're just... I mean, everything you do is just kind of...
15:44Yeah, and then when you're going down, you sort of just talk about how we're all the same,
15:50but there are these systems that keep us apart and stuff.
15:53Okay, thanks.
15:54Hey, Mark, how are you doing? Are you feeling it yet?
15:57Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm feeling...
15:59Really? Should I get you some water?
16:02No, no, no, it's good. Everything's gone sort of bubbly.
16:05It's like I'm trapped inside a giant aero.
16:08I know exactly what you mean.
16:10And do you know what? I also think I might be getting the famous munchies.
16:15Really? On an E? I'll get you some water.
16:19I'll tell you what. Me and you, we've got a connection, haven't we?
16:23Can you feel it? We're on the same wavelength, yeah?
16:26Oh, right. Yeah.
16:28Listen to the music, man. This guy's a genius.
16:32He's bringing it up. He's bringing it up.
16:35Oh, he's taking it down. He's taking it down.
16:38He's taking it up. Taking it up. Taking it up. Taking it up. Taking it down. Taking it down.
16:45Taking it down.
16:46This guy is literally a moron.
16:49You're on it, man. We're on it. We're brothers.
16:53Yeah.
16:54Oh, God, the sweaty grip of the moron.
17:03Oh, yeah. You can feel it. You can feel it, can't you?
17:07Yeah. Yeah, I can still feel it.
17:11Oh, God, I'm so tired.
17:14How did my house become a rave?
17:16This is probably how a squat starts.
17:18They'll never leave and eventually they'll brick me up in my room
17:21and ownership will pass to them because a High Court judge will rule me to be officially not living life to the max.
17:27Soph, it's lovely, your incessant rubbing of my back, but it is starting to chafe.
17:34Oh, the wine! That wine's been...
17:38Mark, are you okay? You're not having a bad one.
17:41Shit. Too rational.
17:42Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine. I just... I love being down here on the carpet. The stain.
17:49Look at the pattern it's making as it soaks into my genuine pure wool carpet.
17:55Do you think I should go and get my stuff out of the heavy?
17:57What? She wants to talk normally after what we just did?
17:59I mean, I like edgy sex, but where was the humanity?
18:03Hey, check out the easy pickings.
18:06Yeah? Don't you think...
18:09We could blow this together, yeah?
18:11Um, I mean, do you think... I mean...
18:13Don't worry about him. He's probably a banker on 300k.
18:16Yeah. I think he actually works in a juice bar.
18:20Whatever.
18:21So, um, about the case, um, just between ours. The credit cards, that...
18:26That was you, was it?
18:28No, Jess, that's a funny thing. I wasn't even around for those.
18:31I was in Lincoln raking in a bit on a housing benefit scam.
18:35Huh. Brilliant.
18:38Ooh, nasty scar.
18:41Yeah, bit of a bitch fight one night in Sunderland.
18:43Still, you want to see the other girl.
18:45Because she can't see you, eh? Not now!
18:50Brilliant.
18:51Oh, fuck. This is getting a bit too real.
18:54Just keep kissing. If we're kissing, she can't say scary stuff.
19:01Look at these dropouts. They think they're having fun.
19:04If we were agricultural workers, the day would already be half gone.
19:08Are you all right, Soph?
19:09I don't know, the room's going a bit spinny.
19:11And I think, I think I might, um, abut some sick.
19:16Can you get me out of here, Mark?
19:18Okay, okay. What you need is some peace and quiet and some rest.
19:23And a cup of tea and some toast with peanut butter.
19:25Oh, that sounds nice.
19:27Hey, Soph, where are you going? We're going to have a spleef.
19:30Say hello to my little friend.
19:32She's going to bed. She doesn't want any more of your drugs.
19:38You just have a nice lie down there, Soph. I'll bring the tea and toast through in a minute, okay?
19:44Hello.
19:45Listen, do you wanna...
19:47Again? Already?
19:50Yeah. I'm in the mood for celebrating.
19:53In a few hours, I'm going to be free as a bird.
19:56Oh, no. She's going to go free and come and live here. And we'll have to do horrible sex and go carjacking together.
20:01Right, okay. That's it. Turn the music down.
20:03You can stop smoking your drugs. I'm making tea and toast for Sophie. I'm putting on Radio 4.
20:08Everything's normal. I'm not really high on drugs, so you can stop talking your nonsense on my time.
20:13Well, what's the problem, man? Can't we just chill?
20:16No, you can't. You've been chilling long enough. This is reality calling.
20:20But what about you and me? The bond?
20:23There is no bond. You're not a bad person, but I'm afraid to say you are a moron.
20:28Now, pull your socks up and get your shoes on. Come on, all of you.
20:30Oh, man.
20:32And listen, while we're at it, there are systems for a reason in this world.
20:36Economic stability, interest rates, growth. It's not all a conspiracy to keep you in little boxes.
20:42All right? It's only the miracle of consumer capitalism that means you're not lying in your own shit,
20:47dying at 43 with rotten teeth, and a little pill with a chicken on it is not going to change that.
20:53Now, come on. Fuck off.
20:58Bollocks. She's going to go free. Free to come round and cut me from ear to ear unless I do her evil doings with her.
21:05So, um, maybe if we go over the arguments one last time, then see if one of us will change our minds.
21:12Why bother? We're never going to agree. She's going to get off.
21:16Well, no, actually, because the judge has ruled you'll accept a majority verdict.
21:20So if just a couple of you want to consider joining us, then we can convict.
21:24Shit. Could I do this?
21:26She is technically innocent, but really, she's totally guilty.
21:31Plus, women's prison. It's probably like one long hen night.
21:35Well, actually, um, I was thinking. I've had, uh, quite a big think about everything.
21:41And, um, I, I think I've changed my mind.
21:46Why? The security footage?
21:48Partially. But basically, I, I accidentally got talking to her in a club.
21:54And I know I shouldn't have, but it turns out she does this sort of thing all the time.
21:59She's a fraudster.
22:01No, we can't admit this. That's grounds for a mistrial.
22:04Okay, sure. If you want. Say it's a mistrial. Go crying to Daddy.
22:10But look. Maybe I didn't play by the rules this time.
22:16Maybe I am a bit of a, a maverick.
22:20But I think I've got this case pretty much solved.
22:23And yes, I can apologise for how I've done that, but I could never apologise for telling the truth.
22:30And the truth is that this woman is evil!
22:34And if we let her go today, we are going to be responsible for whatever she does!
22:40So help me God and let the Lord be my witness!
22:43Okay, I buy it. Let's just say guilty.
22:52Yeah, I'm with him.
22:54Oh yeah, justice is done. Not actual justice, but what I wanted to happen.
22:59Which is basically the same thing.
23:02God, my head feels like a coconut someone scraped out from the inside.
23:07Shit. Yeah, I know how you feel.
23:09Like a big sort of coconut with a brain inside it.
23:13Whoops. Sorry, I better...
23:16Hello?
23:17Mark, this is Alan. I've just spoken to Colin Cooper. He's pissing blood.
23:21Apparently Sophie's pulled another sickie.
23:23She's getting out of hand, Mark. Call her. Talk to her. Do what you need to do.
23:26She's right on the bloody precipice.
23:28Okay.
23:29Come on, Mark. Do it. You're Sugar. You're Trump. You're Rommel.
23:32It's been really great seeing you.
23:34And thanks for coming to the club and everything.
23:36I know it's not really your thing, so I just want you to know I really appreciate it.
23:41I... Thanks.
23:43Sophie, I'm...
23:45Before you go, there's something I need to say.
23:50Yeah?
23:51Yeah. It's just...
23:53Well...
23:56You...
23:57You've really got to pull your socks up.
24:00At work.
24:01What?
24:02You've got to stop pulling sickies and screwing around, Sophie.
24:07Johnson says.
24:08Oh, Mark, what the fuck? My head's in pieces. I don't need this.
24:11No, no, Sophie. It's just...
24:13If you want to be a major player, you've got to apply yourself more and be more punctual.
24:19Hug?
24:20We'll laugh about this. Definitely. Unless it kills the relationship stone dead. Which it probably will.
24:31Ew.
24:32Two outs.
24:34Give me some clips, don'tosten' one of our stuff.
24:36Here is my pessoa.
24:48You've got to help us.
24:49related to tea.
24:50Oh, yeah.
24:51Yeah.
24:52Oh, yeah.
24:53It's playing video.
24:54Maybemas...
24:55why do games, like, when like!
24:56I am sure you thought we did, where you were.
24:57him were to.
24:58You