- 5/8/2025
Letterkenny Season 8 Episode 3 The Rippers
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00:00You were getting caught up with your pals the other day.
00:10You's ever heard of Sober October?
00:13That's an emo band from Hamilton's?
00:16No, it's just like being sober for the whole month of October.
00:20One month off, booze ain't gonna cleanse out your livers.
00:23Might help you wee bit on the scale, though.
00:25Everything in moderation.
00:26You ever heard of No Nut November?
00:32What's that?
00:33Well, I bet it's got something to do with Not Nutting in November, Dad.
00:37You know, regular ejaculations decreases your risks of prostate cancers.
00:41Oh, well, fuck now we're having fun.
00:43It was good cardio, though.
00:45How many of you are trying to says to me, Derry?
00:48But I was reading about this thing called Beat Your Dick December.
00:53Beat Your Dick December? What's the rumpus, grumpus?
00:57Well, you look at the calendar, and if it's like the first, second, or the third,
01:02that's how many times per day you need to mix a batch.
01:05So on the 20th of December, do you gotta mix 20 separate batches?
01:09You got it, Pontiac.
01:10It's 30 days, September, June, and November, all the rest is 31, so...
01:14So on the 31st, you'd have to batch 31 times?
01:18You heard it here first.
01:19How's he gonna fuck that, pigs?
01:21Well...
01:22From the 1st to the 5th, you're having a good time.
01:27And even up until the 10th...
01:30The 12th, you're starting to fade.
01:34And by the 15th, you're definitely not full bars.
01:36Oh, I don't think I could continue past the 15th.
01:39Yeah, me neither.
01:44Wait.
01:44You're saying you could batch 15 times on the 15th, despite the fact you batch 14 times
01:55the day before, 13 times the days before that, and so on and so forth back to once?
01:59Yep.
02:08Could you do 20?
02:23Yep.
02:24Stay hydrated.
02:26Let's say we pick up the conversation on the 25th.
02:28Oh, yeah, the 25th, Christmas Day.
02:31That presents some obstacles, what with family obligations and whatnots.
02:34You need some plans.
02:35What's the plan, Dan?
02:37Please explain, Waynes.
02:38All this, like everything, starts a diet.
02:42What's on the menu?
02:43Well, you'd want foods that boost your testosterone, likely.
02:47Touching my biceps over there, I think that's already on the menus, likely.
02:51Oatmeal, tuna, red meat, and poultry.
02:56Remember when I said stay hydrated?
02:58Well, a person should always stay hydrated, Derry.
03:00How'd you have maneuvers around your families?
03:03Yeah, nieces and nephews.
03:05You wouldn't.
03:09I really think that you should, Wayne.
03:12You're going away for Christmas.
03:14No.
03:17Destination Christmas?
03:18There has to be an alternative.
03:19There's no alternative.
03:20What about presents?
03:22Real men finish what they started, Derry.
03:24He's right.
03:26You know, the critical component in all this, I think, is sleep.
03:31I hadn't even thought about that.
03:33Well, you've hammered on it 25 times in 24 calendar hours.
03:37And, the day before, you've hammered on it 24 times in 24 calendar hours.
03:42And so's on and so forth, back to once.
03:44Yeah, you'd need a good night's sleep.
03:46Awesome to hop in there, for sure.
03:48Yeah, you'd be pretty worn out from all the Christmas Eve hustle and bustle.
03:52So, I would suggest getting a solid 12 hours of sleep to rest and replenish, then wake up,
03:57hammer on it twice an hour for the next 12 hours to meet your quota.
04:0024 times in 12 hours, still one shy of your Christmas Day's quotas.
04:04I know.
04:06So, when are you going to squeeze out your 25th squeezers?
04:09Well, dealer choice, really.
04:10No.
04:12No.
04:14No, this ain't no 12-hour effort.
04:18There's too many variables in the window that small.
04:20Too much uncertainty.
04:22You're saying you'd use the full 24 hours?
04:24Yeah.
04:26Yeah, we're on military time now.
04:28When do you start?
04:29Zero dark.
04:30Well, that's when Santa comes.
04:32And then?
04:35Zero dark 30.
04:37So, you'd hammer out the first two in the first hour you're awake?
04:39Can confirm.
04:41And then what?
04:41Once an hour for the remaining 23 hours?
04:44You bet.
04:44Holds water?
04:46Stay hydrated.
04:47All you want to do is you want to set your alarm to wake you up every hour on the hour.
04:51And the program is you wake up, hammer on it, sleep, wake up,
04:57plan you to hammer on it, then you'd sleep.
05:00And so's on and so forth?
05:02Oh, some snack in there for sure.
05:04Yeah, handful of trail mix.
05:06Now, you've hammered out your first two at zero dark and zero dark 30,
05:10even back-to-back those fellas if you're feeling good out of the gate.
05:13Then it sheets.
05:14It's 100 hours to stop the road.
05:17And stay hydrated, of course.
05:19And some snacking in there for sure.
05:21Eat some snacks.
05:22You think you want to do it standing up so your muscles don't atrophy?
05:25I think, if anything, they'd hypertrophy.
05:27Oh, I think so, too.
05:28Did you alternate hands?
05:30Oh, you'd have to.
05:3125 one-arm squeezers sounds like a lot of unnecessary strain on the heart.
05:36Yeah, you definitely need a helping hands from the other guy.
05:38You can stick with that program till 31st.
05:41Yeah.
05:41Wake up, hammer on it, snack, nap.
05:45Wake up.
05:46Put any hammer on it, snack, and nap.
05:50And so's on and so forth?
05:51Rinse, rinse, and repeat.
05:55Have you considered performance enhancers?
05:58See, the fact you'd even present that says a lot about you, good buddy.
06:02You could just as easily as call this an antisocials, Decembers.
06:10Wayne.
06:11There.
06:16Could you make it to 31?
06:17Well, if I've executed Christmas for a total of ballpark 325 squeezers in one fiscal month...
06:28You're a man on fire.
06:29It's like I'm indestructible by both scientific and pop culture standards.
06:34Tank like momentums.
06:39So?
06:46Yeah.
06:47That's right.
07:14Yeah.
07:16Yeah.
07:16Yeah.
07:16Yeah.
07:17Yeah.
07:17Oh, my God.
07:47Oh, my God.
08:17Oh, my God.
08:47Oh, my God.
09:17Holy fuck.
09:19Look at this coming.
09:26Could you be any fucking louder, bud?
09:30All singing, all dancing, bud.
09:32Jinker.
09:33Hey, put some fucking clothes on, cousin.
09:39Not my forte, cousin.
09:41Ooh, there's that good old warm Canadian welcome.
09:45Well, every other country fucking hates you, so we may as well give you some love, am I right?
09:49That's what family's for.
09:53Uh, who called you, you old devil?
09:55Need not call the devil cousin.
09:56He'll come all on his own.
09:58Those Westboro Baptists teach you that once?
10:00Sweet.
10:00How'd you find your ways up here when you can't even point out the country's on the maps there, big fellas?
10:07Big fella?
10:08I guess that's fair.
10:09We still got trans fat stateside, but they banned them up here, so what's your excuse?
10:14Eh, maple syrups.
10:15Huh.
10:16Go get up, Derry.
10:17Wasn't gonna.
10:18Well, you scared I'll put you in the sharpshooter again?
10:20How's the Boston Crabs last time?
10:22A Canadian correcting an American on wrestling moves.
10:25What a time to be alive.
10:27Sharpshooter is a Canadian move, which I have since learned how to reverse.
10:30Hey, you may farm cattle, Derry, but you're all chicken shit.
10:35I'd have some balls take you one of yours, but Michigan's got the cheapest beer stateside.
10:39Well, what kind of watered-down swill did you bring us this time?
10:42Call this one, 16 bucks.
10:46And I call this one, 15.95.
10:50That is absolute horseshit.
10:52Call someone who cares, Dan, but you better use my cell phone, since you's paid three times the price for that as well.
10:58How many months have you been back from your first tour, Jaker?
11:01Two.
11:01Let me hear you count that high, Derry.
11:03So, are you planning on going back, then?
11:05Fuck yeah.
11:06Get some.
11:07Well, Yanks love their country, so what you gonna say about Yanks?
11:12So what brings you up north?
11:13Well, what do you do when your cousin's down in a hole?
11:17You get right down there with him.
11:20Sorry, Chief.
11:20Well, you can't win them all, Chief.
11:22Had your bachelor party all planned out and everything?
11:24Well, I'm not usually one for that sort of pageantry, so...
11:28But do you want to know what?
11:29Well, it depends on what's worth knowing.
11:31The big plan for your bachelor party is also the same plan that's gonna get you over the hump here.
11:36Really?
11:37Why are you so squirrely?
11:40Nope.
11:40They ought to stop calling you squirrely.
11:42Think I know what's on deck here.
11:44Five bucks says you do, Shady Katie.
11:47Yous are going off Broadway.
11:49Ballet.
11:50The cabaret.
11:51The showroom.
11:52The S Club.
11:53The juice bar.
11:54The observatory.
11:55The night shift.
11:56Take a little trip to you, horny, huh?
11:58Investigate Area 69.
12:00The dollar hauler.
12:01Snail tracker.
12:02What the fuck he's talking about?
12:04Mary Titsman's cousin.
12:05We're going to the Rippers.
12:07The what?
12:07The Peelers.
12:08Huh?
12:08We're going to the strip club.
12:10Hooray!
12:11Now I see why you are so fucking squirrely.
12:14We're gonna punk you right up front in the meet seats right at Gano Road.
12:19We'll be so close you'll be able to hear the ocean.
12:21Nope.
12:22I'm gonna take that nickname away from you if I don't start seeing some squirrely.
12:26There's no way I can do that since it looks Professor Trist is in the eyes.
12:29We have come too far as a species to take part in such primitive behaviors.
12:34Hey, Dan?
12:35Yeah?
12:36What's better than a lecture?
12:37What?
12:38A leave.
12:40Okay.
12:42I'm gonna go eat your foods.
12:45Well, do you want to what I do appreciate it, cousin?
12:48But I think I'll take a pass.
12:50Hmm.
12:51Too late, good buddy.
12:52Your best pal got at me to get this sorted eight fiscal weeks ago.
12:57Who, me?
12:58No.
12:59Then who?
13:00Wayne!
13:01How are you now?
13:02McBurray, where?
13:04How are you?
13:04How are you now?
13:06Wayne, I said how are you now?
13:07I'm gonna count to three and you stop talking.
13:10One, two, three.
13:12So that's when you fucking stop talking, McBurray.
13:16Don't you start talking now.
13:17You're only making it worse.
13:20It's not gonna get me better unless you start a talking.
13:24No, you gotta listen.
13:25No, you gotta listen.
13:25No, you gotta listen.
13:25No, you gotta listen.
13:25No, you gotta listen.
13:25No, you gotta listen.
13:25No, you gotta listen.
13:28They've been here all night.
13:38They keep drinking, I keep pouring.
13:44But you can't legally serve booze between the hours of 2 a.m. and 11 a.m.
13:49I don't do shit.
13:50What's first, gents?
14:05Bench press, leg press, military press.
14:08Press pause.
14:09You're done working out.
14:10Why?
14:11You need to be quick in a fight.
14:13It's like being a hockey player.
14:14Ball can only slow you down.
14:15Be exposed to speed, agility.
14:17Excuse me.
14:18What?
14:19Our job was to get him muscle.
14:22Your job is to teach him how to use it.
14:24Sit down.
14:25We will absolutely not sit down.
14:28Sit down.
14:29As you wish.
14:31By the precipitous modification, of course.
14:34I got jacked so I could fight.
14:36And win.
14:37I'm packing.
14:38I'll say.
14:39Mm-hmm.
14:40Mm-hmm.
14:41Mm-hmm.
14:42So what's the problem?
14:44You can't take a punch.
14:45Yes, I can.
14:46Oh, you can't.
14:47Yes, I can.
14:48Roll.
14:50Oh, roll.
14:52Good.
14:52Come.
14:54Sit.
14:59Roll.
15:00Roll.
15:00Stuart.
15:02Rolls are our team for this one.
15:04Um, can we be on Stuart's team?
15:07Oh, we'll be on Stuart's team.
15:08What are we even doing here?
15:09Cousin.
15:13Cousin?
15:14I don't know what I generally pass on this sort of pageantry, but...
15:18Give him a kick in the bum, cousin.
15:20Suck it up, buttercup.
15:22I'm going to the outlet malls.
15:24I'll be back to pick yous up in a couple hours.
15:26You yanks have one thing sorted.
15:28It's your shopping.
15:29Adios.
15:32Why'd we have to come stateside for this?
15:34Everyone knows their best trips are stateside.
15:37Especially my buddy Dirk's.
15:39Dirk's?
15:40Yeah, like Dirk's Bentley.
15:42Dirk's.
15:43That man is a legend.
15:46You know him?
15:46Course I do.
15:47Who do you think helped me orchestrate this with my best friend Wayne?
15:50He's a legend?
15:51Course he is.
15:52Why do you think they call them old long dick Dirk's?
15:54Dirk's loves the peelers and the peelers love Dirk's.
15:57Calls out what they do.
15:58Course they do.
15:59Why do you think they call them old long dong Dirk's?
16:01How many guesses do I get?
16:03Maybe you should call me old long dick Dirk's while we're in here.
16:09Better clear with old long dick Dirk's first.
16:15Gentlemen.
16:15Ballet.
16:33Fuzil
17:03Fanta u shu shu put ke sota tani
17:06Niko pa
17:07Fuh
17:08Fuh
17:08Fah
17:09Fah
17:10Fah
17:11Fah
17:12Fah
17:13Fah
17:14Dirk
17:14Fah
17:15Fah
17:16Fah
17:17Fah
17:18Elisha Mokak, how are you?
17:19Oh, long dick himself!
17:22Boo-boo kitty fuck?
17:23Who's Daryl?
17:25Yeah
17:25Well, what's left of him, anyway?
17:29Very cool, very cool, very nice
17:31And Wayne, we're out here.
17:34Yep.
17:35This is Wayne.
17:37My best friend, Wayne.
17:39I've heard a lot about you, Habib.
17:41Okay.
17:41Look at you.
17:42Very stiff.
17:43Very phallic.
17:44Very phallic.
17:45Very fresh.
17:46Some quick math.
17:47One, two, three, four.
17:54My treat, ladies, please.
17:58Easy now, Dixie.
18:05But no thank you.
18:08Respectfully.
18:09Very respectful.
18:10Very respectful.
18:12Very smooth.
18:12But it's okay, big dad.
18:14They love it.
18:15No thank you.
18:17Respectfully.
18:18Very certain.
18:19Very certain.
18:20Very stoic.
18:22You're called sweet and sexy.
18:23Let's have a drink, cousin.
18:27Baby steps.
18:28Your terms are acceptable.
18:31Thank you very much, ladies.
18:33It's not you.
18:34Cheers.
18:36To very hot guys.
18:42Not your type.
18:44Very fair, cute guy.
18:45Very fair.
18:46Very focused.
18:47Not my type either.
18:48I like a tomboy.
18:49Tomboys are decisive.
18:51Very decisive.
18:52Very deserving.
18:53Very disciplined.
18:54You like a tomboy.
18:55I'm hammered.
18:59Would you look at that one over there?
19:03She is so tiny.
19:05Yeah, you should maybe have an eye when McMurray gets hammered.
19:08He starts saying...
19:10She's so tiny, you could just pick her up and put her on top you and then just jerk yourself
19:16off with her.
19:17I'd have a piss.
19:18Oh, Bonnie McMurray.
19:31Oh, Bonnie McMurray.
19:32News are going hard.
19:34We owe it to Ovi.
19:36Ovi raised the bar for Cub Sally.
19:39Ovi!
19:40Ovi!
19:41Ovi!
19:42Ovi!
19:43Ovi!
19:44Ovi!
19:45You've been playing this song all day.
19:47Let's switch it up.
19:48First guy in the room picks the music, Sniper.
19:51Senority rules, Sniper?
19:53Talk jams for days!
19:57Ovi!
19:58Ovi!
19:59Ovi!
20:00Ovi!
20:01Ovi!
20:02Ovi!
20:02Jams?
20:04You're only playing one.
20:07Player number one!
20:09Player number one!
20:11Okay.
20:11Player number one!
20:13Player number one!
20:14We're number one!
20:16Hey, everyone in here is getting chopped ass.
20:20How many cups have they won?
20:22Talk to me when you've won a cup-ski!
20:25Woo!
20:28We're number one!
20:30We're number one!
20:32We're number one!
20:34We're number one!
20:36We're number one!
20:41R.I.N.L.
20:42R.I.N.L.
20:43Upp.
20:44What are you doing?
20:45Well, I'd rather not say, but I'm doing it haphazardly!
20:50Haphazardly's a funny word.
20:52Do I know what else is a funny word?
20:53What?
20:54Tiramisu.
20:55You in a mood to run the dogs?
20:56Well, I'm always in a mood to run the dogs.
20:58Pitter-patter.
21:00I can't, though, currently.
21:02Brain check?
21:04I should say.
21:05I've got a monopoly board, and all the properties are places from Letterkenny.
21:09Oh, yeah? Which one's Boardwalk?
21:11MoDienne's.
21:12Moulding's one, two, or thrice.
21:14You'll have to come by to find out.
21:17Soon?
21:18All sooner than later.
21:19Bring Stormy.
21:21If you don't, I'll point you back where you came from.
21:23Good enough.
21:24Talk to you.
21:25Yeah, we'll talk to you.
21:29Hola.
21:31Hola.
21:32Where are you from?
21:33Venezuela.
21:34And you?
21:35Venezuela.
21:36And you?
21:37Venezuela.
21:38Is that right?
21:39Say one more time.
21:41Venezuela.
21:42Okay?
21:43Venezuela.
21:44Okay?
21:45Venezuela.
21:46Oh, fuck.
21:47There you go.
21:49The line to the ladies was too long.
21:51Okay.
21:52You're all long dicks, buddy.
21:54I'm his acquaintance.
21:56We had your bachelor party all lined up a couple months back.
21:59Derek's canceled last minute.
22:01That long way she goes.
22:02Well, no ring, I see.
22:04Yeah, we're all.
22:05I'll do the math.
22:07Everyone's always fucking someone else.
22:10Well, not everyone.
22:12Got any reason to believe otherwise?
22:15You a good old boy then?
22:17Die and greed?
22:19Get real.
22:21Everyone's always fucking someone else.
22:24Getting back out there?
22:28Oh, I don't think I...
22:31Have any other option.
22:37Excuse me.
22:39Alejandro.
22:40Alejandro.
22:41Alejandro.
22:42Alejandro.
22:43Alejandro.
22:44Alejandro.
22:45Venezuela.
22:46Venezuela.
22:47Venezuela.
22:48Why is Rold on your team?
22:50You can't be on the same team if you're gonna fight.
22:52We're gonna fight?
22:53Sturt?
22:54I refuse.
22:55Then you fight me.
22:56You?
22:57Or me.
23:00No.
23:01Good.
23:02Rold then.
23:03Rold is my best friend.
23:04Sturt.
23:05Oh, whatever happened to personal besties?
23:08Put it on a t-shirt!
23:09I will not strike him!
23:11Don't have to.
23:12Just...
23:13What in the fuck is transpiring here?
23:18You can't get hit.
23:19So you're gonna dodge.
23:21Are your opponent tiring himself out?
23:23When he opens up?
23:24Bam!
23:26Finish it.
23:27Got it?
23:28Got it.
23:29Good.
23:30Go.
23:31No!
23:32Yes!
23:33No!
23:34Yes!
23:35No!
23:36You wanna see him getting the fuck out in the city?
23:38No.
23:39You wanna see him laying stiff as board on the dance floor?
23:42Snoring?
23:43No!
23:44Then help your friend!
23:47Rold.
23:50Help me.
23:55I'll love you till my dying friend!
24:12How the fuck did you do that?
24:27Dance Dance Revolution.
24:28Well, he's tired.
24:29Finish him.
24:30I will not strike my best friend.
24:32But I will finish him.
24:33What?
24:34Somebody count it!
24:35Is he ready?
24:36You two will be there, right?
24:37Is there another hundo in it?
24:38Yeah.
24:39Still.
24:40Many rips as you can hoover too.
24:41So?
24:42Is he ready?
24:43Sure.
24:44Can someone count it out?
24:45Since I first pinned him?
24:46Roald has...
24:47Enhanced.
24:48No!
24:49No!
24:50No!
24:51No!
24:52No!
24:53No!
24:54No!
24:55No!
24:56No!
24:57No!
24:58No!
24:59No!
25:00No!
25:01No!
25:02No!
25:03No!
25:04No!
25:05No!
25:06No!
25:07No!
25:08No!
25:09No!
25:10No!
25:11No!
25:12No!
25:13No!
25:14No!
25:15No!
25:17No!
25:18You want to give what to me?
25:20First of at least a few boys!
25:23No sex in the champagne room type pants vision.
25:27Where's fucking Jerry?
25:28I haven't seen him since that guy with pro moves got off stage.
25:33Hey, who wants a shot?
25:35Hey, please and thank you, cousin.
25:37I wish you'd enjoy the bounty, Tarla Regal.
25:42Wish you weren't so fucking awkward, bud.
25:45What's that?
25:46Nothing.
25:47No, thank you.
25:49Respectfully.
25:51Thank you, Tarla.
25:52Very cool, very cool, very nice, very smooth.
25:58So, what was her steeves?
26:02Who?
26:04The runaway bride.
26:05Tits?
26:06Oh, I don't tip me on when I see one.
26:08I like the tits.
26:09I like the ass, too.
26:11I like what's up top most, you know what I mean?
26:14The eyes?
26:15Grey matter, maybe, bro.
26:17Did I tell you like a tomboy?
26:19You did.
26:20Tomboy knows what she wants.
26:22No one knows what they want anymore.
26:25But you know a thing or two about that, don't you, cute bud?
26:30Yeah.
26:31Everybody's always marking somebody else.
26:35Hey, let go long, dick cousin.
26:37Fucking legend, am I right?
26:40Bottoms up.
26:41If you're not going to titty taste nectar, at least we're going to get you Liberace Lubertane.
26:45I'm in love with a stripper.
26:58Wayne.
26:59McMurray.
27:00It's a stripper.
27:01She's in love with me.
27:03Fucking cool, very cool, very nice.
27:06Easy, Bono.
27:07Don't poke the bear.
27:08They've been drinking for a sea hair short of 24 hours.
27:21I think we're good.
27:23Riley and Jones.
27:44Riley and Jones.
27:48He's Riley.
27:52He's Johnny.
27:53You've been selected as Bro Dude brand ambassadors.
27:57Congratulations.
27:58Are you serious, dog?
28:01She's serious, dog.
28:04Go down.
28:05Go down.
28:06Go down.
28:07Whoa.
28:08Nice.
28:09Mm.
28:10Sick buddy.
28:11You guys sponsored the senior hockey tournament, right?
28:27Turn on my right.
28:28The National Senior Hockey Championship?
28:31Yes.
28:32I can't believe you guys thought of us.
28:34I didn't.
28:35Oh.
28:35For the record, no part of this, not a shard of it, not a ribbon of it, not a suggestion of it, was my idea.
28:41Oh.
28:41Also, for the record, every fiber of my being, internal and external, feels this is a horrifying waste of time, money, resources, and materials.
28:51And materials?
28:52I believe the hats you're wearing belong on the heads of legitimate athletes, professionals, not washed up, never have-beens, taking up a victory lap through whale shit.
29:04Righty.
29:05Well, whose idea was it then?
29:07Kids.
29:08Kids?
29:09Juveniles, sprouts, squirts, non-voters.
29:12You know, the kids saw you on TSN with all your chirp, snipe, celly, and this is relatable to them, apparently.
29:19It's actually real snipe survivors.
29:20Not anymore.
29:21The term wheel has sexual connotations and may not and must not be used by either one of you while wearing the Brodude logo.
29:30Got it?
29:31Got it.
29:31Good.
29:32The one win I've had in this process is getting the brass to agree to test you two on a trial basis before taking it to the media.
29:40Your task is to head up a regional initiative branding project.
29:45Basically, because you're basics, start a club right here in Letter County.
29:49Actually, it's pronounced-
29:50I know how it's pronounced.
29:52You know, see how many people you can get on board with the Brodude brand locally and we'll go from there, okay?
29:57Yeah.
29:59Sweet.
30:00How's the photo?
30:00Have anyone ever told you two that you're unintentionally hilarious because this is the lulls, yes?
30:19No, look at you.
30:20Looks like you're fighting a second-to-second battle to keep your eyes from crossing.
30:24And you, when you smile, it looks like you're saying the word her, but with a dozen R's at the end.
30:32Like, try with me, both of you.
30:44That's an appropriate look.
30:45Can you work your magic, or should we try again?
30:49Yeah.
30:50Never mind.
30:52I don't care, because this will never go the distance.
30:56You have your task.
30:58Start a club.
30:59Don't worry.
31:06They don't ask how they just come in.
31:12Hey, he changed the fucking Jun-ski.
31:15He sucked Jeff for days!
31:17On O.V. O.V. O.V. O.V.
31:32Herb-ro power naps.
31:34Very cool, very cool.
31:35Very critical.
31:36Very clutch.
31:39That's a talented North, big boy.
31:41Here they go.
31:42I gotta get me a Canadian girl.
31:44Do they go?
31:45Hook me up.
31:46Why would I do that?
31:48Don't kill me, buddy, Dirge.
31:49No, you're not.
31:50Okay?
31:51I'm your pal, Dirge.
31:55I don't like you, dude.
31:57You fucking with me?
31:58I bet a million guys like you, and you're the worst of them all.
32:03That hurts a little bit.
32:04I'm never gonna fucking see you again, so let me leave you with this.
32:08Clean it up.
32:10And keep it tidy, because you're a fucking mess.
32:13Who that is, bro?
32:36That girl is a tomboy.
32:38That girl is a tomboy.
32:40That girl is a tomboy.
32:42Who that is, hoe?
32:44That girl is a tomboy.
32:46That girl is a tomboy
32:50Who that here hoe?
32:52That girl is a tomboy
32:54That girl is a tomboy
32:56That girl is a tomboy
32:58Who that here hoe?
32:59That girl is a tomboy
33:01That girl is a tomboy
33:04That girl is a tomboy
33:05With my little titties, my fat belly
33:08I could tell your man if you finna let me
33:10It's a guarantee that he won't forget me
33:12My body little my soul is heavy
33:13My little titties be booking cities
33:15All around the world, they be fucking with me
33:17I'm a Calvin Klein model, come and get me
33:19Six to Rezzy, yeah, they'll be fucking with me
33:21My little titties are so itty-bitty
33:23I go locomotive, chitty-chitty
33:25Bang-bang, gold hoops and a name chain
33:28Ten boots and like four rings
33:30Missy Elliott can't stand the rain
33:32You laying from the same games
33:34Little titties are so damn pretty
33:38Staircase in the crest
33:45Staircase in the crest
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